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Member Showcase / chit-chat / The Return of Hafsy Lady!!
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on: May 05, 2012, 03:37:02 PM
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Hellooooooooooooooooo Kai kai kai, toh na dawo but a thousand aplogies to all our members, you know how life is...throws you at the deep end... hhmmm Muda! Ummita! Ihsan! Dan-Borno!......and the rest i have been reading posts hhhmm...... :  : I hereby summon all old members, come and sign the register lets know who's here and who we need to hunt for. I know we definitely have to hunt for Ummita for i not know where she is hiding again :  .... its nice to be back....please update me (gossips  ) and hey who was thinking of taking my moderator position!! hhhmmm Gogonnaka!! its me and you the war is on mate! lol  |
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Member Showcase / chit-chat / Re: LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!
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on: May 05, 2012, 03:16:38 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is no longer a rumor, it has happened, Allah has put a big smile on our faces, I'm now a father, my wife has delivered, I have a son, a new KanoOnliner is born, on the 24th of December 2011, mother and baby are doing great, his name is Muhammad Mujahid, alhamdulillah, may Allah be praised!
Assalama Alaikum, after many years i guess to all our members.... My Godness things have really changed, Muda!!! wai wai wai kaine da da yanzu, Allah Sarki, Allah ya raya shi. Allah yasa mahaddachin Quran ne. Ameen |
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General / General Board / Re: grammar sentences
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on: March 05, 2009, 01:05:40 AM
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4. hafsy-lady (dont know her)  Dont know me? To, tsaya kaji. I am di lady of all ladies. Di big lady in lady. Di la creme lady of di society. Di honlyy "L" you will find in a lady. Ehen, E'mi lady of kanoonline. Mai fadin gaskiya batare da jin tsoro ba. Mai shekaru dayawa da jikoki dayawa amma forever young!! Mai babbar suna! Duk inda tsokana yake ina gaba. Ba'a fishi dani kuma bana fishi. Mai mu'amala da kowa ta hanyar addinin musulunci. Ga saukin kai, ga fara'a. Ina da tushe a Borno, babbar tushe kuma. So kul nasake ji In ba haka ba zamusa kafar wando daya dakai. PS DB, I am not yr auntie. I am Muhsin's aunt. All u others consider me as yr senior sister, stop trying to make me feel like yr mother!!! Most of you ban haife kuba so there! I am tired of you guys feeling young at my expense!!!!
LOL Auntie Husnaa. Thanks.
Ai a forum dinnan Muhsin ma kawu ne koda na girmeshi.
To, hausababy wai me take sone? Anyway. hausababy I can speak Yoruba. What you wana find out? |
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Member Showcase / chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
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on: March 05, 2009, 12:13:44 AM
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*Hissssssssss* *rolls eye* Ni na ma zata zaice ya dafa ferfesu dawisu ne ko kuma yayi tuyan waina. Wai macaroni! I no blame his sister. Abeg make she de continur dey brag.
Ai mun ma fasa maka auren. Zamu kaika gidan matar ne baka iya girki ba? Ai da sake. Sai a koma cooking forum a debo darasi Dan yanzu zamani ya chanza. Daya daga cikin rikwayament din da matan yanzu, yan "chasis" ke dubawa akan saurayi shine bayan ilimin boko dana arabi,da kuma nauyin aljuhunsa da hallitarsa shine iya girkin da namiji. A kula!
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Member Showcase / chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
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on: March 05, 2009, 12:02:52 AM
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La, la, la. Where was I? Naga an buga dirama ba nan. Anga bana nan shine aka fara shiga hanchin wasu ko. Lass woni. Kada a sake! Husna and Ummita na kawo muku tsaraba babba. Sha, I miss show. Dis one for beta if I carry my coca-cola, pop corn and chiya siddown for one side dey watch. Dame ya fasa kanta? I said DVD?
. Imagine! DVD! Allah sarki Ammi. I heard what happened and I was more than shocked when told that her husband used the DVD to cause damage to her head. Gaskiya mugu ne kuma mahaukaci. Ina lefin dan remote control. Allah yasa kakan hot temper ne, it is beyound reasoning: his very violent and barbaric behaviour. What if he had caused her skull fracture of a sort or even killed her? Maza! Maza! Maza! Wo ho ho! 
Jokes apart, Chabdijannnnnn Wai!!!!! Allah ya kyauta, Allah ya kiyaye, dani akayi wa haka mhm, mhm, mhm. The LITTLEST I will do is, ai zan tashi ne naje daki na goge jinin, abinda ka yama na First Aid, inma Iodine ne, inma TCB ne ko bandeji duk zan mammanna. Sai naje na dakko gajeren wando na, na kwama. Na dakko singileti na za saka. Na cire dankunnaye na dasu warwaro da zobe. Sai naje kitchen na debo garin yaji mai zafi irin wanda ake kira yajin tsidugu and come back into the lounge where he is standing/sitting or whatever, na debo numfashi na cika lungs dina na dage na hura ma danbanzan yajin a idanunsa. Of course zan kulle nawa fuskar, kafin ma naje gunsa. Torture lamba one kenan. Torture lamba two sannan na dakko muciya in daki banza to a motionless level. Sannan na kwashe essentials dina na tafi gidan iyayena. Af! na manta, kafin ma na tafi duk abinda ya kama daga dakwamen din gida, mota, bizines, ko profit shares dinshi duk na kwace na tafi dasu. Idan na isa gida, sai naje nayi wanka na dauki mota na tafi wajen aikin shi. Naje na sami sakatarin office din da yake so, ai in Allah ya yarda ita da samu aiki ai har abadan abadin. Ta rabani da maigida na, ta kawo tashin hankali cikin gidana and think she will go scot free. Mhm, ai abinda zan mata ko... wai, wai, wai!!!! Ai.....abar magana kawai. Yaushe! >: . Ai what I will do to her, she will never ever even raise her forehead to look at any man again. Ai ina, I am allergic to bullshit especially coming from men of idiosycracies!
Sannan azo ana maganar wauta ana mata basa zaman aure ko sunki bin sunna. Woman is doing good for her husband but the "mugu" is creeping outside the house with someone else. Sai azo ana cewa a'a bazawarai this and that. *hiss* Nansiyenz
I know alot of situations where young girls are refusing to marry men because they were once married but have a habit of giving talak to anything that wears a skirt in their houses!
Simple story: I have a friend, whose uncle forced her into marrying another man. It was only the wedding fatiha that took place. Yarinya da rokon Allah ta samu yancin ta, and together with other family supporters, the marriage was de-pronounced. Ko gidan mijin ba'a kaita ba. And soon some senseless, ignorant, low minded thinking men started referring to her as a bazawa.
Jare! people should smell reality jo! In majority cases the causes of married induviduals especially women is men. Men are the root of the problem and I attestate 90% of the fault of divorced women to MEN. Men are the sole perpetrators of causing women to flee from their matrimonial homes or forcefully ejecting them! Period! (Na hango Gogannaka da Waduz. kul! Naga kanku na fizga, karku sake ku kawomin wargi anan. Bayanin danayi dutse! E'he )
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Member Showcase / chit-chat / Re: LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!
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on: March 04, 2009, 10:59:21 PM
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Hehehehehhe. Su Dan-Borno kenan. But ni nafi son irin gulmar da za'a fadi sunayen mutane kiri kiri tafi dadi ai musamman ma na yan nan forum din.
@ Muda, chabdijan  wannan wacce irin harmattan ne haka? Kodai yunwa ce!  Anyway sha, amke you acquire and apply Vaseline petroleum Jelly
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Member Showcase / Cooking Forum / Re: FOOD TALK!! Q&A
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on: March 04, 2009, 10:49:50 PM
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Dearie, Olive oil anyday!!! Any other cooking oil is unhealthy. I think red oil/palm oil is the safest of all sef).
Ok, I have issues with Couscous.  Am not good in cooking it coz it turns porridgy!!! And most times my Akara/Kosai end up too oily after frying. Whats up with that? I was advised to add flour and I added self raising flour. I ended up have puff puff instead of Kosai.
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Member Showcase / chit-chat / Re: Cigiya 'yan uwa
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on: November 27, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
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Ask Gogannaka, he brought your name here not me! Damma ina yabon ka, ina cewa kana da kirki. Except you want me to tell the members what YOU REALLY DID AND GOGANNAKA WAS RIGHT ON POINT ANYWAY! And you just attestated that you did something and I quote you "wetin carry my name come here kuma". That means you did something. Wallahi ka kyale ni ko in tona maka asiri. Jama'a! Jama'a ina kuke?
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