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[Muhsin]

for further inquiry and reservation, kindly do contact MUHSIN

Heard of it for the first time; what do you expect me to tell people? :

Muda, may Allah bless the union. We'll, inshaAllah, be there (where?).

[Dan-Borno]

Muhsin, tell people to assemble at Umar Bin Al-Khattab Mosque
Opposite Jifatu Stores, Kano exactly, 10:30 AM while the fatiha
will be performed by 11:00AM.

the name of the bride is HABIBA AL-MUSTAPHA, yes, the Almustapha
that has been in detention - we pray he attends the marriage.

[amira]

Congrats to Muda, Allah Sanya Alheri ya bada zaman lafiya ameen but how come its not
on the announcement page?

[*~MuDa~*]

you pay for the name, else wait until that 17th, saboda
muna tsoron yan sa ido da kuma wadanda akayi wa duka
da kuma kora da hali a nan dandalin.

I forgot to inform you that, Sheikul Islam wa Hujjatullahi
Ibn Al-Sinarin wa mujaddadil fatawa sheik Dan Fodio,
Aminullahi Bamalli will be offering special prayers on that
day with special sermons on the need for barchelors to
get married while does with one should go for 2nd.

the Royal father of the day will be His Royal Highness
the Durbi of Funakaye and future Cokalin Galadiman Kano
EMTL - (Allah sa mu dace).

DB, I don't wanna DIE before my wedding day....this is murderously hilarious, where do you get your ideas from?

Everyone is invited, come one come all, its going down on that saturday, finally!

[*~MuDa~*]

Congrats to Muda, Allah Sanya Alheri ya bada zaman lafiya ameen but how come its not
on the announcement page?

Amin Amira, i appreciate it! About the Annoucement page thing....i'm pointing my index finger at DB, he is responsible.

[Dan-Borno]

my responsibilities among others to see that i inform other members of
this fraternity, and i have done so - chit chat is one place
both new and old members like visiting, so i can't risk posting
on a dead sub-forum - after all, i have told the web administrator
to send PM to all members.

members should keep watch, i have latest gossip on muda's wedding,
a barchelor's eve night is been conceived and i shall air the details
as soon as i got the facts.

[amira]

DB wallahi you make me laugh, am actually sitting here laughing at muda's commentary
on how do you come up with stuff like that..............Loooooooool

[amira]

Forgot to say something......or more like am going to revive somthing that has layed
dormant for a while.......Toh DB since bikin Muda is underway, meh zai hana kayi mashi
gudunmawar (hp its spelt rite) KARAL BASNA!!! hehe ......Munyi munyi da ka gaya mana how
dis dish is made but cant remeber whether you did, soooooo i think you should prepare this dish
to Amarya n Ango as the Main Course plus gift, ko ya kace?    

[ummutameem]

u guys are sure having fun.

muda, Allah ya sanya alheri, ameen, dont mean to be rude but no. 1 ko no. 2?

[Muhsin]

Salam,

Where did your radar face? You and other members seem to be unaware of one horrible accident that happened to Prof. Abdallah's family just of recent. He really deserves your commiseration, prayer and good hope for such a thing to never happen again.

I don't have much time to describe the calamity to you. But in short his son nearly though accidently killed his own mother with car. She's now hospitalized at Barewa Clinic along Zaria road. You people who are attending Muda's wedding should gather and visit her there since the venue and the clinic are not too far.

Wish her speedy recovery. Allah ya sawwake.

[gogannaka]

Subhanallah.
Allah ya kiyaye gaba kuma ya ba ta lafiya.
Inshaallah when we attend we will go visit her.

[Dan-Borno]

yes, just got the hint late saturday, the barchelor's eve party
will take place at ...is it ni'ima, invitation will be sent electronically.
invitation will not be extended to under-age and overage parents
(remember, the admin has all your birth dates).

amira: karal basna ko? no no no, this should come during the
naming ceremony, however, dan megona, one of our liaison officers
to the emirate council is on official assignment at damagaram to see
the sarkin maharban buzaye for a special concoction to be administered
to mr. moderator.  for more details, contact dan megona.

did i hear someone asking wether its no. 2? yes, muda is 100% virgin
and this is his first time he is going on a mission like this, we have to
prepare him adequately and professionally for the task ahead of him.
we have solely re-appointed bakangizo to take care of both dan megona's
concoction and the mental orientation.

gogannaka and bakangizo, i am directed by the admin to extend to you
his gratitude for a job well done and the generousity shown.  thank you
very much.

mode of dressing during the barchelor's eve is strictly straight jeans and
baggy trousers - no zanzaro, no eye glasses, everyone should come single
without any body guard or dan rakiya. gate will be closed immediately ango
da amarya steps in.

for further inquiry, contat muhsin.

[gogannaka]

Ina Muhsin din ne?

DB say a big 'you're welcome' to admin.

yes, just got the hint late saturday, the barchelor's eve party
will take place at ...is it ni'ima, invitation will be sent electronically.
invitation will not be extended to under-age and overage parents
(remember, the admin has all your birth dates).

LOL, it shouldn't also be extended to those with more than a years experience in marriage.
Dem go spoil show for the young and teeming bachelors'.

[Muhsin]

Ina Muhsin din ne?

DB say a big 'you're welcome' to admin.

yes, just got the hint late saturday, the barchelor's eve party
will take place at ...is it ni'ima, invitation will be sent electronically.
invitation will not be extended to under-age and overage parents
(remember, the admin has all your birth dates).

LOL, it shouldn't also be extended to those with more than a years experience in marriage.
Dem go spoil show for the young and teeming bachelors'.

Muhsin dey, GGNK. Wallahi I barely make it here because of too much commitments these days: Teaching Practice, Project, Lectures, Neman Dari da Kwabo, name the rest.

That was just a by the by.

I checked Prof's wife. She's quite feeling better.

Allah ya kaimu ranar bikin. Rannan I coincidently met the prospective groom a GTBank. I wish I were him...Lol! 

[bakangizo]

did i hear someone asking wether its no. 2? yes, muda is 100% virgin
and this is his first time he is going on a mission like this, we have to
prepare him adequately and professionally for the task ahead of him.
we have solely re-appointed bakangizo to take care of both dan megona's
concoction and the mental orientation.

Would be glad to oblige. However, DB remember that kai fa kofur ne a wannan harkar. Mu har yanzu igiya daya ne damu kawai. You are in a better position to provide the necessary cousselling and mental orientation. Don a gaskiya yana da kyau a shirya shi mentally and fizikali. About the concoction, I suggest that we let him carry on for now "naturally". In ya kasa, sai ya maganu. Either through Open Ballot or Secret Ballot (PM).

I may likely miss the wedding, cos I'm presently in Benin and the earliest I'm returning is Friday or Saturday. My prayers are with the couple.