WHO IS THIS MEMBER?

[ajingi]

Lol :lol:

[Hafsy_Lady]

Whats your greates fantasy? samurai swords, I've always wanted one

And yet people fail to realise who is the real psycho between u & I :roll:

[mlbash]

Whats your greates fantasy? samurai swords, I've always wanted one

And yet people fail to realise who is the real psycho between u & I :roll:

 uhm...................bari dai inyi shiru!

[Fateez]

LETS KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU

What do you hate?
Disappointments, betrayal {though I finally know how to deal with them}

Your best asset?  
My Family

What do you love?
My Winnie da Pooh & Spike {FYI, they r both teddies}

If you had only three things to take on a journey what will they be?
Suitcase, comfortable slipperz and a big smile

Favourite food?
Moi Moi , Ice cream

Whats on your mind right now?
A nice cold shower

Greatest fear?
Failing an Exam! Being rejected, bumping into dis ?someone?

Your daily day dream?
Dat I have a time machine so dat I can fast forward maself into da future or erase some things in da past.

Whats your greatest fantasy?
Hmmm it?s stupid sha: I used 2 wish dat Usher was actually a hausa guy from ma same village as me and we were actually betrothed or affianced when we were babies but ma parents kept it a secret. ..some DreamzzZZ..

If you had the option to kill and go free who would you kill?
Don?t really have an enemy

What do you hate but love doing? It has to be Hair!!!

Whats the greatest sin you committed?
None?but tiny lil things can add up to shn big

Who has hurt you the most?
Loooooong story

If you had 3 seconds before your death & God said he will forgive any of your sins, what sin would you commit?
Kill ma best friend or my whole family. so we wud go thru death 2gether and they  wudn?t have to cry too much.

Who would you love to meet in this forum?
Everyone I guess

What do you cherish most and who never give away?
Dis old Man U jersey cos it has ma name on it , Winnie da Pooh Pj?s

What do you have but will like to part away with it as soon as posssible?
Procrastination

Whats the most annoying thing that happened to you in the last 2hrs today?
I missed ma favorite TV show {spongebob}

What was the funniest thing that happened to you 10 minutes ago?
Listened 2 Hamidah complain cos she mistakenly slept on a da train and passed her stop {poor gal}

Spill one worst embarassing moment in your life?
Hmmm?another looong story

Quite freinds or loud freinds like me  ?
Loud {they?ll do all da talking 4 mi 

Your bad habit?
Giggling, procrastination, sometimes staring into thin air.

If you had only one wish what will that be?
Jannah

A house, a car or the most beautiful chick or guy?
Fine boy, fine wahala! So I?ll just take da car

What do you think of this forum and the members?
Nice pple!

If you loose four front teeth would you go for false tooths?
Don?t think so. well it depends{Hey I?ve had enuff teeth issues 2 last mi 4 a looong time}

Best cartoon?
Spongebob squarepants, Power puff gals, Lilo and stitch, deedee & dexter, Winnie da Pooh.

Are you abit old fashioned or you go with whats in vague?
In betweener

Very concious about your looks?
naah

Wat do you normally keep in your handbag & is a must have(girls) your pockets(boys)?
Sweets, Wallet, Phone, keys,
 
Books or films?
Books

Favourite music or musicians?
Maroon5, Raven, Hillary Duff,

Do you fear ressurrection day?
Yeah.

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[Hafsy_Lady]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Naa dont be shy they are just questions not that it will happen duh!

What did you do but regretted ever doing?

Text messages or emails which do you prefer most?

Who is your kind of guy or gul?

For the boys, if you trully love a girl & tells you to leave her if you trully do love her would you?

Two things you specifically dislike?

For the girls, would you really marry a guy of a really low financial status?

Would you date a member from k-online? (abeg ansa jare, it wnt kill) :roll:

Girls. if you are asked to choose 4 girls for shopping fun who are you likely to go along with?

If you are made president of 9ja, what is the one thing you will change?

Boys. If you were asked to choose 4 male freinds to go out and have fun who would they be?

What makes you cry?

Favorite perfume?

What the freakiest, silliest, stupid, funny thing you've ever done?

Any arguments in the last 3hrs? If yes with who and why?

What do you want to be in future?

Describe you idle partner in four words

So pick ya date in kanoonline?

What is the best gift you gave out & received from your bf or gf?

Shy or not?

Tell us about your mum in one word

Heartbroken? By who?

Best fruit?

Best color?

What do you enjoy doing?

Good habits?

What is the one thing you will take on a journey of fourty days and forty nights?

Would you ever sleep in a cemetry for 10 million bucks?

Romantic or horrow films?

What do you hate about being a girl?

Ever been cheated in a relationship?

Ever engaged in a physical fight (hehehe, questions just gets silly ko?)

What do you hate about being a boy?

Is someone on the street approaches you and tells you to "F" off, what is the first thing you will do?

What are you doing presently, right at this moment?

Worst nightmare?

Describe yourself in four words

to be continued.................[/b]

[zezezee]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Naa dont be shy they are just questions not that it will happen duh!

What did you do but regretted ever doing?
something very terrible, which is buried at the BOTTOM of my heart!!! sorry folks, not this one

Text messages or emails which do you prefer most?
emails

Who is your kind of guy or gul?
soft, religious and principled.........salsa will b an added preferrence  

For the boys, if you trully love a girl & tells you to leave her if you trully do love her would you?
straight up......

Two things you specifically dislike?
school and being away from home

For the girls, would you really marry a guy of a really low financial status?
yeah right!!!!

Would you date a member from k-online? (abeg ansa jare, it wnt kill)
yeah, y not! so far she is good looking ofcourse.....hehehe

Girls. if you are asked to choose 4 girls for shopping fun who are you likely to go along with? .......
boys, no follow them ooooo, if not....!!!

If you are made president of 9ja, what is the one thing you will change?
try making the lives of nigerians better

Boys. If you were asked to choose 4 male freinds to go out and have fun who would they be?
they have to b the partying type of course, with lots of confidence to harrass some girls, hehehe......hmmmmm, let me see...
g-naka...
dan kauye...
mudacris....
ibro 2g

What makes you cry?
sympathetic scenarious

Favorite perfume?
polo

What the freakiest, silliest, stupid, funny thing you've ever done?
well, this is the one i remember at the moment: i was in my nursery school....and i had brochitis......so everyday in school i normally had ice-cream.....so momsy said i shud stop...but then, who wld??? so from that time, she said she saw me on her dressing mirror, and i confessed!!!! and then stopped......men!! is that so dumb   :oops:

Any arguments in the last 3hrs? If yes with who and why?
nope

What do you want to be in future?
a very good family man and a good  father

Describe you idle partner in four words
religious, sensible, easy-goin and ofcourse, make she TAP!

So pick ya date in kanoonline?
how about urself  

What is the best gift you gave out & received from your bf or gf?
a very nice birthday card

Shy or not?
when i just meet someone

Tell us about your mum in one word
ZUMA....akwai dadi, akwai harbi!!

Heartbroken? By who?
my ex-ex girl friend

Best fruit?
pine apple

Best color?
light blue

What do you enjoy doing?
dnt intend to sound  nerdish, but maths

Good habits?
like meeting ppl, helping ppl.....not ever lettin my friends down

What is the one thing you will take on a journey of fourty days and forty nights?
see my parents

Would you ever sleep in a cemetry for 10 million bucks?
for half that amount baby!!

Romantic or horrow films?
horrow movies

What do you hate about being a girl?
nagging and not lettin things pass by

Ever been cheated in a relationship?
hmmmm, not that i knw of..

Ever engaged in a physical fight (hehehe, questions just gets silly ko?)
ohhhh yes......but 12 yrs ago!

What do you hate about being a boy?
wanting to have all the fine chicks in this world, hehehe....sorry guys!!

Is someone on the street approaches you and tells you to "F" off, what is the first thing you will do?
keep away from them of course

What are you doing presently, right at this moment?
listening to some jazz music a friend of mine turned on after turning off my salsa music

Worst nightmare?
had this one this morning....i was soo drunk that i couldnt walk!!! now thats scary!! Allah ya kiyaye

Describe yourself in four words
hmmmm, i will leave that for ppl to say

[Humrah]

Zeee Man I like these answers :wink:

[dan kauye]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Naa dont be shy they are just questions not that it will happen duh!

What did you do but regretted ever doing?
zapping a 1,800 KM  trip by road..my back side still hurts like hell..lol

text messages or e-mails which do u prefer most?
e-mails
 
Who is your kind of guy or gul?
smart,witty,pretty,intelligent,slim,curvy,tall,religious,matured,..am i asking too much??? (& i'm not a perfectionist..lol)

For the boys, if you trully love a girl & tells you to leave her if you trully do love her would you?
4 shizzle mana...ain't no half-stepping!

Two things you specifically dislike?
arrogance,bad breath(its juss so wrong!)

Would you date a member from k-online? (abeg ansa jare, it wnt kill)
yuppa! why not?? see,i think there's always a link of similarity b/w an online & real life persona.

If you are made president of 9ja, what is the one thing you will change?
corruption

Boys. If you were asked to choose 4 male freinds to go out and have fun who would they be?
er..erm..
muda
goga
zezeeze
ibro

What makes you cry?
hardly..but ..death of a closed one

Favorite perfume?
l'd issey by issey miyake

What the freakiest, silliest, stupid, funny thing you've ever done?
too many..sorry

Any arguments in the last 3hrs? If yes with who and why?
nah!

What do you want to be in future?
computer engineer


Describe your idle partner in four words
humour(i cant live without laffter),physical attraction(i dont go 4 it if there's no chemistry in d 1st place),good nature,confident,religious.

So pick ya date in kanoonline?
how abaut er...fateez

What is the best gift you gave out & received from your bf or gf?
the best i gave was my whole heart but d stupid b**** tried to break it thank God its made of plastic not ceramic(frowns)
the most i received?? i think its a text message..its bin in ma cell 4 like ..say..3 yrs(laughs)


Shy or not?
 shy?? not @all unless..im having a crush  :oops:

Tell us about your mum in one word
u garra be kidding,one word ain't half enuff to describe my mum(lol)
luving
thotful
caring
panicky
nagger
religious & above all
good communicator

Heartbroken? By who?
yeah..she tried but i've stolen my heart back b4 it got really shattered


Best fruit?
orange(4 per day)

Best color?
i kinda like earthy shades/tones..brown will do

What do you enjoy doing?
 being in the company of my boo is my total passion ..i'm a total net addict,magazines.. are my obsession..music is my indulgence & spending is my extravagance..i'm so full of lyfe u might say..sure u can say that again..lol

Good habits?
frendly,generous..kai i dunno but so they say..lol

What is the one thing you will take on a journey of fourty days and forty nights?
well..dats pretty  hard 2 imagine..religious cause & my old folks


Would you ever sleep in a cemetry for 10 million bucks?
whut?? i'll do it 4 a quarter of that amount ..(no kidding)

Romantic or horror films?
er..erm..a little of both i guess..variety makes me!

Ever been cheated in a relationship?
how do i possibly answer this?? sure she was seeing other dudes..is dat  really cheating??( i thot cheating involves u know whut..lol)

Ever engaged in a physical fight (hehehe, questions just gets silly ko?)
silly? not @all..loads of tymes..its a fact of life we(especially men)all go thru ..its phase..ain't it?

What do you hate about being a boy?
there was particular this tyme i  got my " u know whut " caught mid-way in my zipper..& i went like..oh ..it really sucks to be a boi! trust me,its the most painful & gutting thing i've ever felt

If someone on the street approaches you and tells you to "F" off, what is the first thing you will do?
that depends on thier size..being the curious dan-kauye i'm .. i'd really like 2 know why....but if the guy looks like he's hulk hogan's twin..then i'll straight 'F' off if not then wallahi sai ya sha kashi(lol)

What are you doing presently, right at this moment?
flipping randomly thru the pages of my fave sites

Worst nightmare?
this is the only question that really caught me emotionally..it was the death of a very very very dear & loved one,i'll never 4get it..it was on 2nd of december 2003..Allah ya ji kan rai!(sobs)


Describe yourself in four words
can i be my judge?? ok let me breath after all who knows me betta than me?.candid,humoruos,loud(some tymes),mischivious.

[kitkat]

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(FAMILY)


Favourite music or musicians?
(2FACE U R MY AFRICAN QUEEN FOR NOW KENAN)

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Hafsy did you hear what happened to 2 face?? Local Armed robbers raided their neighbourhood and beat the living daylights out of him. They didnt even know who he was or probably didnt care. Wallahi no respect for stardom in Naija fa!! Sometime ago area boys accosted Nwanko Kanu and demanded money from him, and when he didnt perform they rained abuses on him and poured trash in his convertible.

[Fateez]

Hafsy did you hear what happened to 2 face?? Local Armed robbers raided their neighbourhood and beat the living daylights out of him. They didnt even know who he was or probably didnt care. Wallahi no respect for stardom in Naija fa!! Sometime ago area boys accosted Nwanko Kanu and demanded money from him, and when he didnt perform they rained abuses on him and poured trash in his convertible.

Oh no! is it da same 2face from plantashun boiz? Gaskiya it's not fair! Our

stars r really suffering. Recently i heard da Idris Abdulkareem and 50

cent's dilemma {u guys must've heard it ba?}. It's just wrong people do

not respect them at all. I thought because they r ours, then we shud be

proud of them and support them no matter what.Oh before i 4get, have u

heard wat happened to Ali Nuhu recently? he got attacked by a gang, got

beaten up and had acid on his face! That is just terrible! If they didn't like

him or if they had a problem with him or his acting, there r better ways of

tackling it rather than threatening his health. Allah ya bashi lafiya.

[IBB]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Naa dont be shy they are just questions not that it will happen duh!

What did you do but regretted ever doing?

Text messages or emails which do you prefer most? email

Who is your kind of guy or gul? decent, good lookin, good sense of dressin, smells nice

For the boys, if you trully love a girl & tells you to leave her if you trully do love her would you? yeah got no choise

Two things you specifically dislike? body odour of any kind; mouth, armpit etc and girman kai

For the girls, would you really marry a guy of a really low financial status?

Would you date a member from k-online? (abeg ansa jare, it wnt kill) :roll: if the person falls under my ans to question 3, yes

Girls. if you are asked to choose 4 girls for shopping fun who are you likely to go along with?

If you are made president of 9ja, what is the one thing you will change? security

Boys. If you were asked to choose 4 male freinds to go out and have fun who would they be? do u want names or wat. those that wouldnt watch me shop but will shop as well

What makes you cry? good news

Favorite perfume? mont-blank

What the freakiest, silliest, stupid, funny thing you've ever done? nahh

Any arguments in the last 3hrs? If yes with who and why? nop

What do you want to be in future? The man that killed all the Nig leaders

Describe you idle partner in four words. decent, loving, caring and ambitious

So pick ya date in kanoonline?U r too talkative 4 me, Ummita is too smart 4 me. i just realised that kilishi is a gal so KILISHI

What is the best gift you gave out & received from your bf or gf? gave-out is INDOMIE (Noddles) received is SENEGALES sewn by her

Shy or not? shy

Tell us about your mum in one word. Strong woman

Heartbroken? By who? none

Best fruit? black cherry

Best colors? black, white, brown n blue

What do you enjoy doing? travelling

Good habits? be home b4 12am

What is the one thing you will take on a journey of fourty days and forty nights? mobile phone

Would you ever sleep in a cemetry for 10 million bucks? no doubt

Romantic or horrow films? romantic

What do you hate about being a girl?

Ever been cheated in a relationship? yeahp

Ever engaged in a physical fight (hehehe, questions just gets silly ko?) not lately

What do you hate about being a boy? when u try 2 look good people call u gay

Is someone on the street approaches you and tells you to "F" off, what is the first thing you will do? pretent i didnt hear him

What are you doing presently, right at this moment? waitin 4 food

Worst nightmare? slept on express way. damn i heard some scary sounds. i spoke wit 1 Ajana wallahi lol

Describe yourself in four words hmmn. nice, rude, funny n annoying

to be continued.................[/color][/b][/quote]

[Hafsy_Lady]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Worst nightmare? slept on express way. damn i heard some scary sounds. i spoke wit 1 Ajana wallahi lol
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mhmmmmmmm Hadda wallahi, har ka sakani zazzabi. A'a ka manta sunan aljannar ma Zubaidahhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

[IBB]

AND MORE ABOUT YOU..........
Worst nightmare? slept on express way. damn i heard some scary sounds. i spoke wit 1 Ajana wallahi lol
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mhmmmmmmm Hadda wallahi, har ka sakani zazzabi. A'a ka manta sunan aljannar ma Zubaidahhhhhhhhhhhh :lol:

hmm da gaske. she told me not to fetch water

[Tukurtukur]

A very good quiz.  These are candid my answers.

Read on

SECTION ONE

Bia cum kollect spesha present (who is this member)?   uncle okoro ya ci doya
Kai! nifa daga kauyen mu (who is dis member)?  malum gardi
Livin life on d fast lane (who is this member)?  gara dambe
As-salamualaikum......[ends her/his] post wit I remain loyal to you (who is this member)?  alkalin kaza
Am a vegey got no tym 4 beefs (who is dis member)?  alheri yafi mugunta
Sinasir is very easy to prepare (who is this member)?  borno kiji
I so second dat sista (who is dis member)?  abari ya huce
kudai yen Destiny's child fans (member)?  tuwon amarya yafi...
Kai!......ends her/his post wit haza wasalam (who is dis member)?  ma assalama
uf uf uf duhhhh  (who is dis member)?  makofa ya ci albasa
Can you all please test the chat room (who is this)?  gizo da koki
On the contrary.....(who is this member)?  contractoress gimbiya?
I go slap chest say who born you (who is this member)?  halin mutum sai Allah
Oya gimme palmie make I take wash, watch show (who is this member)? klint d drunk
In my own word Pluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuze (who is this member)?  hannu da yawa
Oh give us a break (who is this member)?  sarkin mantuwa
Allah ya shirye ka (who likes saying this)?  ameen summa ameen!
Ina nen iner investingating akenki (who is this member)?  ummmmmiiiiiii
Harry potter and the prisoner of askerban this & that (who is this member)?  mallam biggis
Kai! kai! kai! HABA! (who is this member)? hohohohohoh


SECTION TWO

Who is the most talkative member? he no longer talks
Who is the quite member?  he talks so much now
Who is the funny member?  she is now very Serious
Who is the most annoyin member?  he is the funniest
Who is the snubbish member?  she is now hoggish
Who is the most religious member (Holy Holy)?  forgotten bco has changed his name
Who is the sweetest member?  he si now bitter
Who is the pampered-spoilt member?  now refined and obedient
Who is caring and loving?  no one de do loving and caring as things don hard well well
Who amongst the member plays daddy material?  na me oooh
Who amongst the members plays mummy material?  na ummita oooh
Who plays peacemaker?  which peace?
Who is d devilish member?  e don disappear
Who is kanoonline minister of women affairs (old members, u ppl wud know) i go appoint u today na u biko ummita
who is kanoonline minister of love affairs (again old members u guys wud know)   e difficult for me
Who amonsgt the members is very sarcastic?  mr sagastic
Who amongst the members never jokes around?  Her name na JOKE
Who is the no-nonsense taker member?  call him undertaker
Who is the most freindly member?  e bi like na me oo
Who is the most emotional member?  all members, wether na for love oh, or for hate oh, or for hunger oh, all member get emotion.

Thank u Ummita.  UWAR GATA

e well with u.

[gogannaka]

Heartbroken? By who?
my ex-ex girl friend
Story dey.....[/size]

Would you ever sleep in a cemetry for 10 million bucks?
for half that amount baby!!
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Ever been cheated in a relationship?
hmmmm, not that i knw of..
The ex g/friend nko?[/size]

Worst nightmare?
had this one this morning....i was soo drunk that i couldnt walk!!! now thats scary!! Allah ya kiyayeAre u sure it was a dream?[/size]