we need new moderators

[gogannaka]

LOL,
Adawa don begin kenan.
Wa za ka yi suspending...kasala go burst o!
In tsayar da kai takara kuma ka butulce min.

I will employ my strongest machinery to bring you to order.
Kaga ai yadda obasanjo ya yi wa Yar'adua.

[IBB]

IBB to immidiately advise me on next line of action.

We need to deliverate on the 3 point agenda. What should they be?

[Muhsin]

in line with our folicy of reformation, reconciliation and
rejuvenation, a new task force will be inaugurated in due
cause with the responsibility of reviewing our existing laws
in a view to give moderators same powers as administrator,
powers to expell/suspend and or appoint new administrator.

You have my support, DB. 

[bakangizo]

before i go foza, i wish to announce za immediate suspension
of gogannaka, bakangizo and tukurtukur because zey are a
great threat to zis government and my speacial assistant on legal
matters mr. IBB to immidiately advise me on next line of action.

Withdraw that statement ko kuma mu sa ayi maka irin ta Tandja Mamadou!

[gogannaka]

Ka kyale shi BKGZ, we will either invoke section 145 on him based on the 'doctrine of necessity'
or simply send a six man delegation to maiduguri and when they come back, we declare him incapacitated
to handle kanoonline.

[Dan-Borno]

We need to deliverate on the 3 point agenda. What should they be?

reformation, reconciliation and  rejuvenation (RRR), and i just hope
Bakangizo and GGNK will take advantage of zis amnesty and we will
do everysin possible to see that we correct our past mistakes.  I
have already ordered IBB to start a workable solution.

Long Live Kanoonline, I am fit and capable.

[*~MuDa~*]

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST? SO A COUP IS BEING PLOTTED BEHIND MY BACK WITHOUT EVEN MY KNOWLEDGE? DB, DAMAN I HAVE SUSPECTED YOUR TAKE-TAKE FOR A LONG TIME, I ONLY DECIDED TO REMAIN ADAMANT TO MY ADVISORS WHO PLEADED WITH ME TO LIE LOW AND PLAY POSSUM THIS WAY I CAN CATCH RED-HANDED THE PERPETRATORS OF OUR ESTEEMED COMMUNITY, THIS IS TREASON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER, THIS CALLS FOR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, PUBLIC FLOGGING AND EMBARRASSMENT.

i HAVENT GONE ANYWHERE, I'M VERY MUCH AROUND, AND THEREFORE, WITH THE POWER VESTED UPON ME BY THE ADMIN OF THIS COMMUNITY, I, THE SOLE MOUSE AND THE CURSOR, DECLARE DICTATORSHIP, I SHALL REMAIN IN POWER FOR AS LONG AS I WANT, INFACT, I'M TRAINING MY FIRST SON TO OCCUPY MY POSITION UPON OLD AGE. MY ADVICE O! YOU PERPETRATORS, RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOUR LEGS CAN CARRY YOU, FOR WE ARE ABOUT TO START PURGING THE BAD EGGS ROTTENING THE ALREADY FEEBLE HEART OF THIS COMMUNITY.

THE MOUSE AND THE CURSOR HAS SPOKEN.

[gogannaka]

Duk wannan turancin da caps lock will not get you anywhere.
Your only option remains to get some 'ghana must go's'

Kanoonline sai Dan Borno!

[Hafsy_Lady]

I strongly support. I cant remember when last I saw Hafsylady and Muda is on & off

Do you see me now???  :