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Title: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
Post by: kilishi on July 28, 2003, 03:39:37 PM
???I saw a thread by Ummulhuda with the title,"solve this one" and it really comes to my mine that at least we can have some brain cracking,but ummita is not allowed ;D 'cos she will made our brain burst any way solve this
Aman was driving a black truck,his light s were not on,The moon was not out,a lady was crossing the street how did the man see her ???
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Post by: dfynest on July 28, 2003, 04:13:14 PM
I have seen this one b4...
He saw her cuz it was daytime.
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Post by: kilishi on July 28, 2003, 08:07:22 PM
sorry for the missing "s"
here is another one

A begger's brother died
but the man who died had no brother,
how could this be?

How do u spell a hated opponent with three words?
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Post by: Eskimo on July 28, 2003, 08:21:31 PM
I am not sure I know, but could the begger be a woman? I think the begger is a woman. ???

Help me with this one:

Aliu's father has only 3 sons.
The first one is called Ten
The second is called Twenty
What is the third child's name?

Someone should try the hated oppenent stuff. ;D
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Post by: shira on July 30, 2003, 02:52:36 PM
;D ;D  The third child is suppose to be called "thirty"

Ha,ha,ah i like riddles alot

ok let me add my own

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.? ??? 8)
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Post by: ummita on July 30, 2003, 06:53:03 PM
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???but ummita is not allowed ;D 'cos she will made our brain burst any way solve this
Aman was driving a black truck,his light s were not on,The moon was not out,a lady was crossing the street how did the man see her ???

Haba! KILISHI wat did I du.....poor me (she laffs)Ok Kilishi MAY I PLZ ANSWER D QUESTIONS....Huh? Ok thanks...

The man probably had TWO MINI TORCHLIGHTS STICKED WITH CELLOTAPE JUSS ABOVE HIS FOREHEAD!!!!. So he muss hav seen her......by then.....tell me am ryt ;)
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Post by: Eskimo on July 30, 2003, 10:41:37 PM
Eheeee...Kilishi is then right, Ummita is going to burst out our "white stuff". ;D :D ;D :D

Shira i will come up with the answer to your riddle after an extensive research in a library...just give me sometime.. ;D

as for the third child he is not "Thirty" unless ure 4gettin ur arithmetic......
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Post by: kilishi on August 01, 2003, 03:24:55 PM
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Haba! KILISHI wat did I du.....poor me (she laffs)Ok Kilishi MAY I PLZ ANSWER D QUESTIONS....Huh? Ok thanks...

The man probably had TWO MINI TORCHLIGHTS STICKED WITH CELLOTAPE JUSS ABOVE HIS FOREHEAD!!!!. So he muss hav seen her......by then.....tell me am ryt ;)

So u don start ko!kai is so funny,i agree with u that is what he actually did ;D
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Post by: kilishi on August 01, 2003, 03:26:20 PM
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;D ;D ?The third child is suppose to be called "thirty"

Ha,ha,ah i like riddles alot

ok let me add my own

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.? ??? 8)


You are their only female child!!!
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Post by: smally on August 01, 2003, 08:15:35 PM
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How do u spell a hated opponent with three words?

NME :o
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Post by: smally on August 01, 2003, 08:25:33 PM
A HOUSE WITH TWO OCCUPANTS,SOMETIMES ONE,RARELY THREE.BREAK THE WALLS,AND EAT THE BOARDERS THEN THROW ME AWAY,WHAT AM I???????????????? 8)
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Post by: Eskimo on August 02, 2003, 09:06:20 PM
Kilishi who no sabi that one. I wanted to say the answer but just....u kno something held my tongue.. ;D

The third child in the riddle i sent is called Aliyu... haba smally read the riddle again the answer is there... Aliyu's Father has only... 8)

As for your riddle smally the answer is SLICE OF BREAD  ::) 8)
am i rite.. ???
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Post by: gogannaka on August 03, 2003, 01:49:34 AM
 Now this one's a good one.Maybe only the engineers could get it.Here it goes.
An electric train is travelling northeast with a speed of 100 kilometres per hour.In what direction will its steam blow when it reaches a speed of 110 kilometres per hour? ? ? ? ?
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Post by: kilishi on August 06, 2003, 03:25:56 PM
Gogan an baka gari,that one is tough,ok i remember EMTL will give us the answer :-X
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Post by: gogannaka on August 07, 2003, 03:41:56 AM
Tunda kun bada gari shikenan.I'll tell u the answer but i'll have to give every1 2 lashes first. Agree?

Anyways it's simple, an electric train has no smoke ;D ;D ;D
 Aint i a genious 8) 8) 8)
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Post by: Eskimo on August 07, 2003, 12:39:33 PM
Haha  ;DI agree Gogannaka you are a genius but then so am I coz I also kno d ans 8) may b cos am an engineer.

Kilishi next tym dont just give up lyk that...try harder.. :-* :-*
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Post by: kilishi on August 07, 2003, 07:15:40 PM
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Tunda kun bada gari shikenan.I'll tell u the answer but i'll have to give every1 2 lashes first. Agree?
 
Anyways it's simple, an electric train has no smoke    
 Aint i a genious  [/quoted]    
 ::) ::) ::)waima
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Post by: gogannaka on August 12, 2003, 01:52:03 AM
Hmn here's a simpler one :

Two volkswagen golf cars ,same make and same specifications took off on a 100 km journey at a speed of 100km/hour.One of the cars reached the destination in 80 minutes while the other one reached the destination in One hour twenty minutes...What could possibly have happened....it's really simple guy's just crack up ya brains a little (else it's 10 lashes for every1 especially eskimo) ;)
Title: Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
Post by: Borg on August 15, 2003, 07:38:29 AM
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Hmn here's a simpler one :

Two volkswagen golf cars ,same make and same specifications took off on a 100 km journey at a speed of 100km/hour.One of the cars reached the destination in 80 minutes while the other one reached the destination in One hour twenty minutes...What could possibly have happened....it's really simple guy's just crack up ya brains a little (else it's 10 lashes for every1 especially eskimo) ;)

Hmmm, there are so many variables that havent been taken into consideration, such as wind direction and speed, atmospheric pressure, acceleration, road gradient, surface conditions and so on. Which means there could be a million rasons why they got there at those times, a reason could be, one driver  just stopped to have some 'fura da nono', he had so much and fell asleep afterwards - who knows, many other things could have happened.
BUT anyway whats the difference between 1hr 20mins and 80 mins? Kkeekekekekeke ?;D ;D ;D ;D - I m so sure you thot you had me there, Gotcha!


Eat this:
I am something, i appear once in a 'minute' twice in 'moment' but never in 'a thousand years'. What am i? ?;)
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Post by: gogannaka on August 15, 2003, 02:33:00 PM
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Hmmm, there are so many variables that havent been taken into consideration, such as wind direction and speed, atmospheric pressure, acceleration, road gradient, surface conditions and so on. Which means there could be a million rasons why they got there at those times, a reason could be, one driver ?just stopped to have some 'fura da nono', he had so much and fell asleep afterwards - who knows, many other things could have happened. ?
BUT anyway whats the difference between 1hr 20mins and 80 mins? Kkeekekekekeke ? ? ?- I m so sure you thot you had me there, Gotcha!
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Hmn borg at one time i thot i had u.......but it's not surprising you got the answer after all your years on the starship enterprise(or is it voyager) ha ha ha ha ?;) :D :D

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Eat this:
I am something, i appear once in a 'minute' twice in 'moment' but never in 'a thousand years'. What am i?
This one will be answered after an extensive and scientific research.. ::)  
Title: Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
Post by: Dave_McEwan_Hill on August 16, 2003, 02:29:16 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
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Post by: moha on August 16, 2003, 09:13:56 PM
hey guys i got this..............A boy  asked  is  father  how  much  does  it  cost  to  be  married?
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Post by: kilishi on August 19, 2003, 04:56:37 PM
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hey guys i got this..............A boy ?asked ?is ?father ?how ?much ?does ?it ?cost ?to ?be ?married?

 ??? ??? ??? and then???????????????????
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Post by: gogannaka on August 21, 2003, 10:02:10 AM
loooooooooollllllll
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Post by: moha on August 21, 2003, 10:55:24 AM
the father said am still paying ::)
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Post by: kilishi on August 21, 2003, 08:57:34 PM
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the father said am still paying ::)

Ok he should marry four wives atr the same time ??? ???,i don't get it :-[
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Post by: Venom on August 22, 2003, 02:45:54 AM
Same here MO plz do explain
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Post by: gogannaka on August 22, 2003, 02:49:26 AM
how much wud u pay me to xplain what moha means? :P :P :P.......only grown ups would know
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Post by: Eskimo on August 23, 2003, 02:04:44 PM
Hi Gogannaka I am bak 2 recieve my 10 or is it 100 lashes 4 failing to give a different answer than the one given by Borg... definitely the driver who was behind must had a flat "taya" along the way. oya make u give me my 1000 lashes.

Hahaha ;D the payment 4 marriage... we aint paying anybpdy 2 tell us the answer...

The dad means he is still feeding and taking care of the wife as part of marriage contract. :-X

Na yi pass ot do I deserve another canning.. 8)
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Post by: Eskimo on August 23, 2003, 02:05:27 PM
Hi Gogannaka I am bak 2 recieve my 10 or is it 100 lashes 4 failing to give a different answer than the one given by Borg... definitely the driver who was behind must had a flat "taya" along the way. oya make u give me my 1000 lashes.

Hahaha ;D the payment 4 marriage... we aint paying anybpdy 2 tell us the answer...

The dad means he is still feeding and taking care of the wife as part of marriage contract. :-X

Na yi pass or I deserve another canning.. 8)
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Post by: Guduma on August 25, 2003, 09:29:57 PM
A JOKE, BUT TRUE.

A sign board at the entrance of a Girls' High School in India reads:

  TEN OCLOCK......LIGHTS OUT........CANDLES IN.

  ELEVEN OCLOCK...CANDLES OUT!

The sign post is trying to tell students that by 10pm electrict light should be off. Candles can then be lit for an hour and be off by 11pm.
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Post by: gogannaka on August 25, 2003, 10:38:56 PM
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Hi Gogannaka I am bak 2 recieve my 10 or is it 100 lashes 4 failing to give a different answer than the one given by Borg... definitely the driver who was behind must had a flat "taya" along the way. oya make u give me my 1000 lashes.

Hahaha ;D the payment 4 marriage... we aint paying anybpdy 2 tell us the answer...

The dad means he is still feeding and taking care of the wife as part of marriage contract. :-X

Na yi pass ot do I deserve another canning.. 8)
EH hem eskimo u r lucky ,we cud hav sent u back to your igloo home down in iceland :D :D :D anyway u attemted the question at least...............



and kuma u shud have let me collect the goro for the marriage question.....i know kilishi cud have paid a lot for the answer........... ;) :P
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Post by: Eskimo on August 28, 2003, 04:55:06 PM
G-naka could have smacked my bak, Lucky me ;D

share this joke with me:

A woman was falling from a 70 storey building and she was screaming for help when a man just put his two arms out for her to land on around the 60th floor. The woman, in her delight said " I am very happy and grateful, I can do anything for you"
"that is nice of you, will u sleep wit me tonyt" said the man.
"What! you are an animal!" replied the woman.
On hearing this the man just withdrew his arms and the woman kept diving, screaming at the top of her voice.
Somewhere around the 40th floor somebody rescued her in the same manner as the first one but after she xpres her gratefulness the man asked to sleep with her for just that nyt.
"Never, you are an animal!" said the woman
the man just let her keep goin down.
The woman now regretted. if only she had agreed to one of those guys she would have been saved, but now who will save her again.
somewhere around the 10th floor somebody rescued her in the same manner and the woman now full of joy said "oh i am very grateful, I can do anything for you for saving my life. infact i will sleep with you for 2nyt"
the man looked shocked "oh my God, i will never commit adultery in my life! you are an animal!" He then withdrew his hands the woman dived to the street and perished. ;D ;D
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Post by: gogannaka on August 29, 2003, 09:56:41 PM
What an unlucky lady :-[ :-[ :-[
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Post by: kilishi on August 30, 2003, 08:25:08 PM
Woowww unlucky woman indeed,may be she didn't say her suicide prayers ::) ::)
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Post by: Eskimo on August 31, 2003, 08:49:32 PM
SUICIDE PRAYERS ;D ;D ;D
that is the funniest joke ;D :D ;D :D :D

can you please teach us how to say it, Kilishi?
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Post by: Eskimo on August 31, 2003, 08:49:51 PM
SUICIDE PRAYERS ;D ;D ;D
that is the funniest joke ;D :D ;D :D :D

can you please teach us how to say it, Kilishi?
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Post by: kilishi on September 08, 2003, 08:55:14 PM
This joke is about lawyers


2 plus 2


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 plus 2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".

The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."

The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
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Post by: IBB on September 16, 2003, 07:17:36 PM
hey guyz try this
This guy lives in the 74th floor when ever he's goin  2 office he enters lift and press 0 that's ground and come down, but when he comes back from work he walk all the way 2 74th floor. Y so?

Another 1
Mr Smith went to a town on Friday and spent 4 nites and came back on Friday. How comes?

U r in  a race when u gone passed the 2nd person what's ur position. pls every1 should attemt this 1
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Post by: kilishi on October 12, 2003, 08:10:29 PM
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U r in ?a race when u gone passed the 2nd person what's ur position. pls every1 should attemt this 1


  Answer: Defenitely u're the 2nd

      A joke
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.
Doctor says 'Iv'e got good news and bad news, which do you want first?'
'Guy says good news first.'
'OK, You got 24 hours to live'
'thanks, whats the bad news!'
'I should' ve told you yesterday!'
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Post by: zezezee on October 14, 2003, 03:33:11 PM
i'll c who can crack this 1:

A filght from  USA to Canada, carrying 129 passengers, 76 were from Nigeria, 27 from France, 8 were brits, 2 were chinese, and the rest from US, had an engine breakdown and crashlanded on the boarder between the 2 countries, exaclty on the boader.

 Where would the survivors be burried?
Hey, if u already knw the answer dnt attempt it ok.
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Post by: Bashir on October 15, 2003, 06:12:38 PM
y shd survivors b buried?

what has 4 legs n flies?

3 ants were walking in a row n d 1st one said: there r two ants behind me. d 2nd ant said: there r two ants behind me. d 3rd ant says: there r two ants in front of me. how is that possible?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2003, 04:18:35 AM
you are you.............
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Post by: Guduma on November 07, 2003, 05:00:46 PM
Ants in a row? All r ants ofcorse!
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Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2004, 07:33:55 PM
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I. ???
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Post by: *~MuDa~* on February 19, 2004, 11:00:35 PM
here is mine.
 i am something any where u go  i am alway at ur back with a hat on my head, what am i.
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Post by: figorms on February 19, 2004, 11:15:14 PM
2 father's and 2 son's went fishing, they all caught 1 each.
but when they counted the fishes they found only 3.
how is that possible.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2004, 03:05:03 AM
Grandfather, father, son?
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Post by: madori on February 20, 2004, 01:37:03 PM
Hey! I have got this:
Have celeberated my 11th annivesary this year, how old am I?
Its the simplest of all
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Post by: Eskimo on February 20, 2004, 09:08:38 PM
Zat is YOU. Am I right?....or left?

flease tell us za ansa if I am left.

Try this one:
A man recieve an inspiration on the 1st Jan that he is going to die this year. Of za twalf calanda monzs, In which month is he more likely to die.
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Post by: kharuldeen on February 20, 2004, 09:22:33 PM
he's not going to die.

answer dis
what tree has twelve branches,each branch carryin 2 clusters, 1 cluster of 30 white fruits and the other cluster of 30 black fruits?
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Post by: sadiq_ahmed on February 20, 2004, 10:07:30 PM
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Zat is YOU. Am I right?....or left?

flease tell us za ansa if I am left.

Try this one:
A man recieve an inspiration on the 1st Jan that he is going to die this year. Of za twalf calanda monzs, In which month is he more likely to die.



ha ha ha
             the man wound'nt die that year because u said he would die on the 12month of same year that means that same year has finish ;D.
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