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Title: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on May 30, 2003, 10:25:22 PM
:D :Dsanti it really funny yu never know whe ur doin it..... plz keep us informed with the lastest santi
 hear this one
my aunt was drinkin kunu(akamu) then she said "kai wallahi ya kamata muma mu saya gero. :D :D :D i had tears that day coz of laughter it was very funny."
 and then my frnd was eatin bounty then she said "kai wallahi na dale bance gwagwa ba  :D :D :D" santi is really funny

and this my frnd was eatin donar kebarb then he said wot is donar made from" i love hearin santi plz tell me more
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on May 31, 2003, 03:04:22 AM
I usually dont like telling people my own santi :-/ :-/anyway we were on our way to abuja (my uncle and i) and we were talking about my uncle's visit to egypt and i was eating/drinking sugarcane(mind u i wasn't driving)we were talking and talking so i asked my uncle "do the egyptians take sugarcane as we take it??wallahi i didnt know cewa santi nake and i was so embarrassed...
another one was by my lil sister about 8 years old she was taking yoghourt so she said to our dad "abba motar ka na tafiya a kudduddufi(pond) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D he answered by saying "a'a sai dai a cikin yoghourt ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on May 31, 2003, 03:27:58 AM
:D :D :Dlol that funny ai nima ka bari kawai ........ this one that i did i was hungry and we went for shopin city center i wasnt smillin nor talkin then we went to KFC after i was full then i started sigin one song then i look at my friend and said wannan wakar a cikin advert ne ko :D :D :D :D she replied me with advert din KFC ba  :D :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on May 31, 2003, 08:47:32 PM
:D :D :D maybe we should start calling sumwan kfc
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on May 31, 2003, 09:29:06 PM
:D :D :Dyes we can call yu that yu know.... :D :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on May 31, 2003, 09:59:58 PM
:D :D :D kfc baby gal maybe the should use your santi as their new advert :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on May 31, 2003, 10:04:12 PM
hey g-naka dont start with me kai kuma fa ur own santi og rake wot shud use it.......
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on May 31, 2003, 10:19:31 PM
let me tell u another santi....we were eating chicken(not kfc :D :D)with my uncle ...everyone was just minding his business...we just heard our uncle say"kun san kuwa soya beans yafi kaza protein kuwa" haba me za muyi in ba dariya ba  sai ya kalle mu yace "kai kuyi hankali fa"with a strict face :D :D :D :D i know he wouldnt like to see me telling other ppl
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on May 31, 2003, 10:26:02 PM
:D :D ;D ;D that funny ai mutane a santi da kaza ....... we were eatin chicken fried rice my frnd and i kuwa yayi shuru kawai ba sai tace ba wai "kinsan there was a time one man brought 10 ragona for my dad we said dama 20 chickens ya kawo mana " uumm i  :D  :D :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: ummita on June 02, 2003, 04:28:42 PM
 seems lyk its d only 2 of u (bay_bee gurl & G-naka) conversin here.......Let me join u guys. So basically santi iz all bout eatin sum'en nice & gettin lost in it.................! I lyk ur KFC bit.....B_gurl, & Goganaka ur uncles bit was so funny. (she laffs).
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 02, 2003, 05:34:01 PM
oya ummita let us ur santi coz im sure kin taba yin santi
 :D :D :D ko?
Title: Re: santi
Post by: moha on June 02, 2003, 06:17:12 PM
;Dthat was nice but not funny :P
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 02, 2003, 10:08:08 PM
moha why dont u tell us a funny one then ;) ;)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on June 04, 2003, 12:10:28 AM
baban wani friend dina yana cin wainar kwai (omlet) sai yake tanbayar sa ko kazar nan ta kyankyashe (asking if that hen has hatched).

nace baban-namu kwan zai kara ko? ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 04, 2003, 08:38:45 PM
that's a really funny 1.. wai what's santi in english ne??i remember i asked my english teacher in sec school and she couldnt understand so she said it's hallucination(who knows) ??? ???
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 04, 2003, 09:25:38 PM
lol that a funny one... ok heres one my frnd was eatin donar kebab the he ask me plz wots donar made from??? i laf i told him dont worry just finish yu will know wot is made from.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: ummita on June 05, 2003, 12:44:46 PM
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oya ummita let us ur santi coz im sure kin taba yin santi
 :D :D :D ko?

 :-/ Allah serki! Wish I had one 2 tell!!........but I since I hav a clear pic of santi..........here an episode that happened yesterday! ..........

I was walkin with a freind.........shes Yoruba, a very humble nice gurl. She looked up 2 me & said..........."u know its been awhile wen I last had trad food!!" & I replied mhmm yeah I know.......so luckingly enuff we saw a shop .......she was grinning from side to side when she spotted (YAM) & she said 2 me, oh gel! u no c yam!!! I said whut? anways she bought d yam,went home! she cooked her yam & dished herself & began 2 hover her food, she had one flush of d yam in2 her belly........& all I heard was......."Oh Nigeria is a great land in Africa! our fathers land blah blah blah (dunno how the song flows)juss then.......she looked @ me with a serious face & asked......hey! Ummita is yam a cash crop or tuber crop? Nace tuber crop? :-/ where did u hear that one from? Anyways(I was speakin in ma mynd......lallai this is what baby gurl was referring too) ;)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 06, 2003, 02:24:32 AM
ha ha ha ha :D :D :D that's a really funny1 she was really lost that really is "santi" tho it has no english  name???? keep em coming
Title: Re: santi
Post by: mustafa on June 06, 2003, 10:34:18 PM
Wallahi I am very interesting in this your Santi issue, my prablim is dat i have 1 beeg santi story but only if you gays kan undastand canoory.

who ever is interested pls show up
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 07, 2003, 12:21:55 AM
mustafa cant it be translated in the language we can read ne coz we intrested
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 08, 2003, 03:56:42 AM
wata rana my friend and i were very hungry so we went and bought chicken shawarma...we were silently munchin when my friend said "ka san kuwa an ce obasanjo has the largest poultry farm a nigeria kuwa" :D  :D haba nayi dariya a ciki na sai na ce masa ai harvest din ma kake ci yanzu.... :D :D amma dai gaskiya i did'nt blame him coz the shawarma was great ;)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 08, 2003, 08:03:41 PM
:D :D :D :D :Dthat really funny lalle kam bai san obasango sai da ya kama shawarma ko amma gaskiya chicken na da dali fa ;) ;) ;) i dont blame masu santi when eatin chicken.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 14, 2003, 12:00:18 AM
guys gawani my friend was eatin chicken steak then she went on and said to me why is it call chicken steak its not cook on steak it suya that is to be called that ....... :D :D :D that all i cud do laffin ........ hey wheres everyone  :'( :'( su ummita ihsan demy and co
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on June 14, 2003, 07:47:54 AM
there is this my friend, i n him went to my village we slept for a day in the morning my grand mum brought breakfast 4 us guess what DIMAME when we start eating my friend said KAI KAJI TSIYAR BIRNI KO, so i laughed and said to him BABU DIMAME KO? 8)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Ihsan on June 14, 2003, 10:24:42 PM
hey babygurl...gamu ga nan...karatu ne yayi yawa :)

Oh wallahi nima abun santin nan yana bana dariya. Just the day b4 yesterday muna cin tuwo with my cousins. Kun san tsiyar ba'a samun irin wannan abincin sosai a garin da ba naku ba! to dai in gajarce maku labari! muna cikin ci ay sai aka fara tuna baya! lokacin muna yara idan muna cin abincin and our grandaunt makes us hold the plate with our other hand...and idan tuwo muka ci kuma sai ta ce mu shanye miyar da muka bari! muna tayi dai. God! I just started laughing...I was like lallai tuwo yana shiga da kyau  ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: baby_gal_84 on June 14, 2003, 11:31:13 PM
:D :D lalle ihsan tuwo yayi dali sosai...........keep them satis comin i enjoy readin this
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 24, 2003, 04:54:11 PM
one of ma brothers was eatin a peanut butter sandwich and was concentrating hard we heard him say Gaskiya ina ga zan yi noman gyada fa.... :D :D :D baby gal was the first person  i thot of :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2003, 08:45:20 PM
;D :o ; i dont know how to describe this topic it is really marvellous,it keeps my day,infact the way i laughed people just stared at me and i think some of them are assuming may be i'm insane or something,the issue of santi is really funny tun ba ma a lokacin da ka yi ba,keep them coming guys
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2003, 08:49:43 PM
One day my brother [he is working at the airport] was taking peppersoup when he just exclaimed and said "u know what"they have renovate the airport everywhere you went is so cold that sometimes i have to off the ac in my office"i just winked at his wife and we all burst into laughter.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2003, 08:55:03 PM
;Dand this one i and some of my friends went to town then on our way back we branched at one of the fast food restaurant and decided to take some cold soft drinks,my friend finished his bottle and asked for another one when he sipped he looked at us and said"kai kunga yadda ruwan bar-beach kuwa yake ambaliya"we couldn't help it but laughed,
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on June 26, 2003, 03:05:30 AM
lol. lol (i cant stop laffing)  nice one's. you know ppl completely get lost.keep em coming :D :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on July 04, 2003, 07:09:33 PM
Hello everyone!i have really enjoyed this santi topic,though i didn't intend to write but yesternight i had one santi that made me roll out in laughter,so is not only adult  that santiLISE?then read this!i have a  little boy of  three years, hewas taking indomie noodles ,it was around nine in the evening,when the thing don enter his mouth he started asking me "umma yaushe zaki makaranta"i answer him kana son wani abu ne?he said yes,and i said what?sa yace lemo,nace e gaskiya ne noodles sai da soft drink.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on July 05, 2003, 10:03:04 PM
lol lol lol  dukan ku santi kuke yi........  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: dfynest on July 27, 2003, 01:43:52 AM
I remember my days in university..... One day my room mate came into the room and immediately pounced on some remaining shinkafa. As he was gently chowing down the rice, listening to cool R n' B on the radio, without taking his eyes off his plate he suddenly asked me; '' wai Michael Jackson yana da helicopter?''
I fell off the bed laughing.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on July 28, 2003, 02:49:14 AM
 lol sai da ya ci ya tuna ko?
abinci+cool music=santi
Title: Re: santi
Post by: kilishi on July 28, 2003, 02:14:59 PM
Posted by: dfynest Posted on: 07/26/03 at 22:43:52
I remember my days in university..... One day my room mate came into the room and immediately pounced on some remaining shinkafa. As he was gently chowing down the rice, listening to cool R n' B on the radio, without taking his eyes off his plate he suddenly asked me; '' wai Michael Jackson yana da helicopter?''
I fell off the bed laughing

This one also was taking rice and moi-moi,he suddenly dropped the plate and started narrating story about clinton's visit[u know he came b4 bush]he said ah1 don't u know the size of clinton's plane,they said it will carry about five hundred people together with his car and everything they will need during their stay,so somebody now asked him,do they have rice ?the man said oh ai that is their favourite food.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: shira on July 30, 2003, 02:59:31 PM
;D ;D ;D 8) ::) ::)ha haa haaah haaa hahaha ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: kilishi on August 01, 2003, 03:39:39 PM
kun bar santi ne? ???
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on September 18, 2003, 09:21:20 PM
i went to maiduguri 4 da 1st time in ma life. my friend went n bought meat 4 us they call it 'welcome 2 Borno' as we r eating everyone was quet then this next person said "ehm i dont know y is it dogs r neva slaugthered but r not many but Cows r killed every day but they r still plenty" we both looked at each other n busted
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2003, 09:19:35 PM
i remember one day a friend of mine was takin tsire(suya), and he asked me "ka lura da wani abu kuwa? tsire kamar yafi balangu daukan zafi"
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Anonymous on September 19, 2003, 09:37:19 PM
that same guy was eatin kilishi  1day and  he goes 'kasan kilishi kamar pringles ne, once u pop u cant stop.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on September 20, 2003, 01:35:19 AM
looooollllllzz

i cant stop laughing.....



totally out of control....lol
Title: Re: santi
Post by: kilishi on September 21, 2003, 09:12:41 PM
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that same guy was eatin kilishi ?1day and ?he goes 'kasan kilishi kamar pringles ne, once u pop u cant stop.


HA haaah a a  this is the  big  santi of the month ;D ;D ;D
Title: santi
Post by: kilishi on May 27, 2005, 09:13:54 PM
It seems now you dont have good and tantalizing food as it seems yanzu ba kwa sanit,ok lets take this,i travelled out with my sister,we were lodged at one hotel they supplied al the three square meals and it is buffet,they have both african and continental dishes,as we were on businees trip we normally had two meals there,so one day we were eating when she suddenly exclaimed and made a big sigh,i looked at her and asked what is it,then she said ,"ai wato zaman lafiyar kasa shine shugabannin ta su samar da abinci kuma at affordable rate"i just smiled and said ai dole don kuwa neman kudi sai da koshi :D  :evil:
Title: santi
Post by: Nuruddeen on May 28, 2005, 09:08:09 PM
I couldn't remember when I fell into this trap. Ba wai nace banayi ba amma...
Title: santi
Post by: kilishi on May 29, 2005, 06:19:19 PM
OK we stiil have people who santilized,munje biki me and some of my friends,kunsan yadda bikin kudu yake so much to eat and kuma ga dishes kalakala,bayan an kawo mana abubuwan ci mun fara sai one of my friends tayi dariya and sighs,muka ce mata meye ne,sai tace i just remembered when we were kids we were forced to eat sometimes even with bulala,sai nace kuma gashi yau har a rumfa kina cin abinci, :D
Title: santi
Post by: gogannaka on May 30, 2005, 02:32:58 PM
LOL lallai abinchi yayi dadi..
Title: santi
Post by: precious on May 30, 2005, 05:13:30 PM
Wani watan azumin ramadhan bayan an sha ruwa sai mamar mu da zubo kunun tsamiya a cup ta zo gefen kujerar da baban mu ke zaune,ta zauna.
Ta kurbi kunun nan ,ta ja numfashi,ta ce 'Daddy, an ce kuturu zuciya ne da shi,ko?'
Shi kuma ya ce 'hmm.in ya sha kunu ba?'
Title: santi
Post by: tmega on June 02, 2005, 09:27:20 PM
well i have a confession, i had a friend  n was drinkin' coca cola &quot  in 1886 coca cola sold one bottle tru out da year, i lol n nearly suffocate.
Title: santi
Post by: thegood on June 08, 2005, 06:31:33 PM
hey guys i really like this santi topic, it make me laugh alot, here is one: In hot day, i made some fura da nono and i put in the frigde to chill. after some time i took out the fura from the fridge t was very cold and added some honey, infact i was alone, immediately i took the first sip, i just started singing one song " FURA DA ZUMA BA SHAN YARA BA".........:D
Title: santi
Post by: kilishi on June 11, 2005, 08:49:52 PM
i went out with my driver and bought roasted maize,as a courtesym i gave him and i took my own,when he started eating he just turne and said hajiya have you heard that this Government is trying to put women in startegic places? i said oh thats good so our position is no longer in the kitchen?he said yes women will get better places and good working condition ,i said then who will bwe responsible for roasting chicken and maize :lol: he said ahhhh hajiya men of course :shock:  :shock:  :P  :roll:
Title: santi
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on June 15, 2005, 05:50:25 PM
Now seriously this has nothing to do with santi. Presently I am being set a curfew from 10pm to 5pm from the commotion I got myself into last week, so I taught of sneaking out but then I re-taught (dat word dey dictionary?) because I dont feel like comoting today anyway plus no curfew can stop me anyway and am not speaking because am pissed :evil:  Well I said make I come kanoonline see wetin dey yarn as ma best hobby is comot 4 house & I no fit I say make I carry TANGERINE lick as I dey browse website. Tangerine is a fruit forthose bush people that dont know (i.e Dankauye) its been almost 2yrs since I last had TONGERIN :lol:  I dont like too many fruits. Anyway na dis one last slice I wan pop for mouth now but I taught hang on a minute! Why is Orange called orange...is it because di fruit is orange in colour? If so, den Tangerine is orange in colour and it is a baby orange, then why wont it be call it orange? And since banana is yellow, why wont we call it yellow? (ko? :shock: ) EXACTLY MY POINT? NOW I GOT YOU THINKING DEEP ON THIS BIG REALISATION RIGHT? So why wont we just call Apple red or green and lets just call water melon green slash red abi?

Now who is confused? lol lol lol.............make wuna no mind me jare lol
Title: santi
Post by: Ibro2g on June 15, 2005, 05:59:43 PM
Lallai Hafcy,  thats santi for tangerine. Did u realise dat?
Title: santi
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on June 15, 2005, 06:09:22 PM
Now! Now! WHAT WAS THE FIRST SENTENCE I WROTE :evil:  MY FIRST STATEMENT UP THERE?

Now am happy you are back dont spoil it for me. Come sit next to me gist me. Where have you been? What have you seen? What have you been up to? What have you done and havent done? Why were you away from kanoonline our only home for such a long time? What happiness and sadness did you encounter whislt you were away? Gist me in latest Gossip thread I dont want to spoil di vibe of this thread.

Now back to the TONGERIN discussion, Who will disagree that it is not an Orange and also has an orange colour if you rise to yes to my sentence then indeed we should start name calling calling fruits with their respective colours abi? IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SANTI, AND LYING IS NOT A SIN :lol:
Title: santi
Post by: bakangizo on June 22, 2005, 04:11:01 PM
I don't really believe in this 'santi' stuff. Way I see it is this; if am eating something and made a comment regarding food or anything seemingly out of the ordinary, isn't that mere coincidence? That I just happened to say that at the time am eating? If what I said is deemed as santi, does that mean I have never, or can never say anything like that whilst not eating?

Anyway, we were watching a football match when I noticed the chaps close to me bought sugarcane. Midway into the sugarcane, one looked at the other and said, "Kai, yanzu kuwa akwai wanda zai iya shuka rake ya cika filin kwallon nan?". The other replied, "Ina! Wannan ai sai gwamnati". Everyone around bursted into laughter.

Is that santi?
Title: santi
Post by: IBB on September 04, 2005, 10:51:15 AM
it may not b funny 2 u but it is really funny when it happened.

this my brother came 2 visit me, we spent half of the day wit empty bellies + he has kankare (ciwon dan yatsa), so i bought this foreign water melon (kankana) 4 us, ah when this guy had a single bite guess wat he sed 'do u know that kankana is good 4 pregnant women' i laughed n sed har da kankare
Title: santi
Post by: Dante on October 04, 2005, 06:24:25 PM
Guys, this santi thing is really funny but u gotta understand that these guys are just expressing their feelings when they enjoy something or want something real bad!
Title: santi
Post by: IBB on October 15, 2005, 01:27:08 PM
Dante zanci gyada
Title: santi
Post by: Dante on October 15, 2005, 06:07:06 PM

Co-incidently, its only in hausa language that we have santi!


Title: santi
Post by: Fateez on October 16, 2005, 05:43:23 PM
Quote from: "Dante"
Guys, this santi thing is really funny but u gotta understand that these guys are just expressing their feelings when they enjoy something or want something real bad!


hehehe...Dante ai dama dole ka yi supporting din masu santi, afterall if it wasnt 4 ur santi we wudn't know about da chicken and da ostrich egg :wink:  :wink:
Title: santi
Post by: Idrisa on October 22, 2005, 03:06:09 PM
wai kaji ka wanne santi!
Title: santi
Post by: Idrisa on October 22, 2005, 03:12:05 PM
what a funny u guys!just b/cos ur fasting, u go mad about santi.b cool u'ii break ur fasting
Title: santi
Post by: Nabulsi on October 25, 2005, 04:40:44 PM
A friend of mine was eating apple and he asked "Wai ya sunan apple da hausa ne?" Sai na ce masa "tufa".
Sai ya ci gaba da ci. Can anjima sai ya sake tambayata "wai mai yasa aka sa mata sunan kaya?" (wato tufa).
Title: santi
Post by: Almoosty on October 25, 2005, 05:56:00 PM
hello pple there i wonder y pple do santi, is like abincin yai dadi or wz it ansha yunwa ne i just dont know
Title: santi
Post by: Almoosty on October 25, 2005, 05:58:30 PM
what nabulsi that perfect one the guy must have gone far i am telling u
Title: santi
Post by: Almoosty on October 25, 2005, 05:59:58 PM
idrisa gaskiya fa is all about santi we are doing this time around on yunwa
Title: santi
Post by: Tukurtukur on January 07, 2006, 06:55:59 PM
Wani bakauy gogannamu,  yunwa ta koro shi.  Ya iso wani gari aka bashi tuwo da miyan kuka.  Sanda ya lashe kwarya tass, sai ya mike yace 'ai miyan ma ba dadi.'  Ihu bayan hari!
Title: santi
Post by: bakangizo on January 09, 2006, 01:10:05 PM
Wannan dai nine da kai na. Last week na fito daga office na shiga cafeteria zan ci abinci. Aka zubo min tuwon semo da naman kaza. Ai da na kai loma na farko, sai kawai na tuna da maganar layya. Sai na ce "kai! yanzu raguna suna tsada, lalle naman layya zai yi wuya!"[/i] Sai wani can ya kalle ni yace "gaskiya ne mallam, sai dai naman kaza", ai sai aka kwashe da dariya. I was really embarrased.
Title: santi
Post by: dan kauye on January 12, 2006, 04:28:07 PM
lol y'all really funny ok,hear this joke a friend shared with me..similar to santi..just not in terms of food though.

this guy was wax-cleaning his ear with a cotton bud(you know how damn nice susar kunne feels) and someone came up to him and was like..dan liti babar ka ta mutu..and dan liti being drunk with susar kunne was like ''ok that's kool'' guess after the session was through he was like ''what was it u said about my mum''-talk about santi at it's finest.
Title: santi
Post by: neozizo on January 14, 2006, 03:38:55 PM
Dont know how true this story is but i know its really funny.
A guy selling goro decides to take a break from hawking under a tree shade.While he is resting,another chap yelling: "a siye reke" and selling sugar cane passes by.
The goro hawker then thinks it a good idea to unwind with some suger cane which he purchases and goes on to consume.
After finishing the sandan reke,he feels completely energised and refreshed.He then quickly picks up his goro tray,places it on his head and goes on his way chanting:"A SIYE REKE"
Title: santi
Post by: bakangizo on January 16, 2006, 10:00:26 AM
Reaaaaaaaaaaaal Funny :lol:
Title: santi
Post by: mlbash on January 16, 2006, 10:04:50 PM
SANTINMA SUNA YA TARA. KALA BIYU NE;

 SANTIN SURUTU( THIS'S MORE COMMON)
 SANTIN KURMA( THIS LESS COMMON BUT REALLY DANGEROUS!) PERSON AT THIS STAGE CAN BE MISTAKEN WITH SOME ONE IN SLEEPWALKING. :roll:
Title: santi
Post by: amira on February 19, 2006, 03:36:51 PM
BOY you ppl make me laugh :o .....Ah dis santi tin is really funny.D other day me n ma bro went out to buy chicken doner kebab brought it home, every1 all ready to den u hear ma other bro sayin...KASH ama naija KAZAR su bata da nama sosai
Haba ay sai muka kwashe da dariya :lol:
Title: santi
Post by: amira on October 06, 2006, 10:30:56 PM
am back at dis..........i know its ramadan but am sure baza'a rasa sum mor santi stories ba :lol:
Title: santi
Post by: neozizo on October 07, 2006, 05:24:52 PM
'a lokacin sahabbai akwai kaza kuwa?'overhaerd during iftar while eating chicken
Title: santi
Post by: dan kauye on October 08, 2006, 07:54:06 PM
This thread's boring @ best.Imm'a need you people to post something refreshing,original & real life-relatable.
Title: santi
Post by: neozizo on October 15, 2006, 01:58:52 PM
Quote from: "Dan Kauye"
This thread's boring @ best.Imm'a need you people to post something refreshing,original & real life-relatable.
No Whala.U no eat any delisous meal lately ne make u 'un-boring' d thread?
ur signature is real refreashing.love it.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Dante on September 19, 2007, 01:00:09 PM
Any new santi's for this year .. santi is done always
during ramadhan, no doubt. coz most ppl r empty.

Any new experiance... ?
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on September 21, 2007, 10:57:31 AM
Well done Dante for finding this thread its about time it came out ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: bakangizo on September 21, 2007, 03:40:26 PM
kin yi santi kenan ;D Oya, gaya mana muji.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on September 21, 2007, 08:38:07 PM
Tafdijan!!! BKG ka fara ai kai ne za'a tambaya wannan irin loadin daka keyi tashin suhur ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on September 22, 2007, 02:38:56 PM
Kwarai kuwa shi ya kamata ya bamu labarin santin da yake yi  :D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on September 22, 2007, 06:59:01 PM
Uhmmm, BKG oya come out from where you are hiding nasan dai buga santi kakeyi, bamu labari.  :) :D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: bakangizo on September 23, 2007, 12:25:52 PM
Ok, ok. let me confess. I was this sahur, see? Kwaram sai Nepaphcn suka kawo wuta. Sai nace bari in yi maza karasa wani episode na prison break da nake kallo. Na dauki remote control zan kunna dvd, sai na ga abin ya ki kawo wuta. Ashe dai I was pointing the remote control at the food flask, instead of the dvd :o ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on September 23, 2007, 12:36:24 PM
Hahahaha, ai da sai food flask din ya fara zuba ma abincin.......
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on September 23, 2007, 05:12:00 PM
Lol @BKG.
Hahahaha, ai da sai food flask din ya fara zuba ma abincin.......
A kuwa now thats what i call service ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Dante on October 09, 2007, 01:29:54 PM
Quite funny..
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on October 09, 2007, 09:24:14 PM
Ok, ok. let me confess. I was this sahur, see? Kwaram sai Nepaphcn suka kawo wuta. Sai nace bari in yi maza karasa wani episode na prison break da nake kallo. Na dauki remote control zan kunna dvd, sai na ga abin ya ki kawo wuta. Ashe dai I was pointing the remote control at the food flask, instead of the dvd :o ;D

lol lol lol. Ur mind is telling u is time for 'Food break' not prison break lol
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on October 10, 2007, 10:17:06 AM
Bari in baku wani labarin santi da wata sister tayi muna cin freesh fish pepper soup kuma lokacin buda baki ne, bayan kowa ya dukufa yana fama, sai kawai ta ce in tambaye ku mana. sai muka amsa mata cewa Allah yasa mun sani. Budar bakinta ke da wuya sai tace amma wannan kifin ba a samun sa a kowane irin ruwa ko?  ;D sai duk muka kwashe da dariya.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 16, 2007, 09:17:39 PM
Wannan santin nina tafka shi, amma dai ya koya man hankali dan friends din basu man da wasa ba! Wato a wajen aikinmu aka gina mana sabon ofis. Ran da muka shige sabon ofis din da karfe sha biyu muka fito break. Da ma mu biyar ke taruwa kullum mu ci lunch mu koma aiki. To, a rannan dai, an hau kan su shinkafa da salad ana ta faman ci. Da cokali cike a hannuna, sai na daga kai na dubesu na ce, "yau fa mun koma sabon ofis din mu." Shegu, sai suka yi shuru kamar ba su ji abinda na fadi ba. Sai can wani daga cikinsu ya ce, "shago!" Aka tuntsure da dariya, har na tashi ina zaginsu na shiga daki. ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on October 19, 2007, 06:48:02 AM
There is this my flatmate he always does santi. But the funny thing about his is, he always either says; when ever he takes 2-3 spoons 'I have never eating food like this in my life (Tinda nake 'a rayuwa ta ban taba cin abinci irin wannan ba) or Your wife is in trouble (Kai IBB matar ka ta shiga uku)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on October 19, 2007, 07:02:40 PM
Fadi gaskiya dai....
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on October 19, 2007, 07:12:16 PM
Bari in baku wani labarin santi da wata sister tayi muna cin freesh fish pepper soup kuma lokacin buda baki ne, bayan kowa ya dukufa yana fama, sai kawai ta ce in tambaye ku mana. sai muka amsa mata cewa Allah yasa mun sani. Budar bakinta ke da wuya sai tace amma wannan kifin ba a samun sa a kowane irin ruwa ko?  ;D sai duk muka kwashe da dariya.
Wannan santin nina tafka shi, amma dai ya koya man hankali dan friends din basu man da wasa ba! Wato a wajen aikinmu aka gina mana sabon ofis. Ran da muka shige sabon ofis din da karfe sha biyu muka fito break. Da ma mu biyar ke taruwa kullum mu ci lunch mu koma aiki. To, a rannan dai, an hau kan su shinkafa da salad ana ta faman ci. Da cokali cike a hannuna, sai na daga kai na dubesu na ce, "yau fa mun koma sabon ofis din mu." Shegu, sai suka yi shuru kamar ba su ji abinda na fadi ba. Sai can wani daga cikinsu ya ce, "shago!" Aka tuntsure da dariya, har na tashi ina zaginsu na shiga daki. ;D
There is this my flatmate he always does santi. But the funny thing about his is, he always either says; when ever he takes 2-3 spoons 'I have never eating food like this in my life (Tinda nake 'a rayuwa ta ban taba cin abinci irin wannan ba) or Your wife is in trouble (Kai IBB matar ka ta shiga uku)

Tafdijan ana buga santi kuwa lol ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 07:55:17 PM

Tafdijan ana buga santi kuwa lol ;D ;D ;D
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Atleast theirs was without their  32 out. lol!!
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Nuruddeen on October 20, 2007, 08:44:09 PM
Wannan thread din kam lallai azimun ne ya kamata muyi santi.Hmm su Baby gurl manya. To bari na baku labarin mallam Lamiri mai gani har hanji da abokinsa Usman. Mallam ya gaiyaci usman gida suyi sallar magriba a masallacin kofar gidan sa dake kofar na'isa. Bayan sallar magariba Lamiri yasa aka kawo musu abinci, towon Dawa da miyar Kuka, tasha man Shanu. Koda Usman ya yanka lomar farko sai ya kada baki yace: Shin Gafarta mallam, ni  ina ga kunce ba wani abu da Allah baiyi bayaninsa a cikin littafinsa maigirma ba, wato kur'ani.Mallam ya dube shi yace TABBAS, gaskiya ne. Usman da man shanu ya buge shi sai yace shin alagafarta mallam ko Allah yayi bayanin MIYAR KUKA  acikin Kur'ani kuwa. Lamiri ya zaburo ya sunkuyar da kai yace: KWARAI da Gaske. Ga ayar nan ta kur'ani da Allah yake cewa: WATARA  KUKA KA'IMA....
 Usman ya gyara zama yace lallai kam wannan gaskiya ne. LOL!!!
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:54:14 PM
WATARA  KUKA KA'IMA....

LOL!!!
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on October 21, 2007, 07:40:14 PM
Wannan thread din kam lallai azimun ne ya kamata muyi santi.Hmm su Baby gurl manya. To bari na baku labarin mallam Lamiri mai gani har hanji da abokinsa Usman. Mallam ya gaiyaci usman gida suyi sallar magriba a masallacin kofar gidan sa dake kofar na'isa. Bayan sallar magariba Lamiri yasa aka kawo musu abinci, towon Dawa da miyar Kuka, tasha man Shanu. Koda Usman ya yanka lomar farko sai ya kada baki yace: Shin Gafarta mallam, ni  ina ga kunce ba wani abu da Allah baiyi bayaninsa a cikin littafinsa maigirma ba, wato kur'ani.Mallam ya dube shi yace TABBAS, gaskiya ne. Usman da man shanu ya buge shi sai yace shin alagafarta mallam ko Allah yayi bayanin MIYAR KUKA  acikin Kur'ani kuwa. Lamiri ya zaburo ya sunkuyar da kai yace: KWARAI da Gaske. Ga ayar nan ta kur'ani da Allah yake cewa: WATARA  KUKA KA'IMA....
 Usman ya gyara zama yace lallai kam wannan gaskiya ne. LOL!!!

Ai lallai  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on October 22, 2007, 03:33:42 PM
Lallai dai kam.....
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 23, 2007, 04:18:12 PM
Wani ne ya kafa rumfa a cikin gidansu lokacin babansa ya tafi gona. Da tsoho ya dawo ga yunwa ga kishin ruwa daga gona, gashi kuma ya gaji sosai sai ya zauna cikin rumfa. Aka kawo masa tuwo da miyan kuka, ya fara ci, hankalinsa na dawowa jikinsa. Can sai ya daga kai sama, ya ga ashe a cikin sabuwar rumfa ne ma ya ke zaune! Sai ya kwala wa dansa kira. Da zuwan dan yace masa, "kai yaushe aka yi wannan rumfan?" Sai dan ya ce, "wallahi baba, inna ce ta ce ba wajen shanya ganyen kuka, shi ya sa na mata inda zata rinka shanya wa!" ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: thegood on October 24, 2007, 12:21:31 PM
Kasan kuwa in an shaya kuka ta sha rana tafi dai sosai, mutum har sai ya manta da sunan sa.......
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 24, 2007, 12:54:36 PM
Kasan kuwa in an shaya kuka ta sha rana tafi dai sosai, mutum har sai ya manta da sunan sa.......

Sink zis one is ours too Kauyus, or what do you sink? Ip not, how did he get to know za sekerate
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 25, 2007, 12:29:56 PM
Kasan kuwa in an shaya kuka ta sha rana tafi dai sosai, mutum har sai ya manta da sunan sa.......

Sink zis one is ours too Kauyus, or what do you sink? Ip not, how did he get to know za sekerate

A yu seying zat olli kauyus dirink miyan kuka? filis sink agen, kuka fa is unibasal.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Dan-Borno on October 25, 2007, 12:34:38 PM
live - ebin yesterday i have taken a handful of it,
i heard zat it cures so many ailments, especially
the long-age disease - yunwa-heatis  ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Lawwali on October 26, 2007, 10:23:43 AM
SANTI is sweet in itself you ill do it without knowing that you did. i spent my night in my boss' house.Today, when i woke up i was accorded a befitting breakfast and i was given a soap to bath. in the cause of my bath iwas tempted to sneak out with the soap for i enjoyed every bit of my bath. i forgotten that santi can be done by feeling. i asked my boss the name of and whwre he bought that soap. it is when he laughed then i realised i had done santi.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 26, 2007, 11:05:31 AM
Wai ana zaune ana ta hira da abokai. Can sai aka fito da abinci, kuma shinkafa da wake da man shanu da yaji. Aka hadasu aka garwaya, mai ya ratsa ko ina, sai ci! Can anyi shuru anata hadiya, sai wani ya tunada wani bakon da yazo jiya da akaci abinci dashi. Ba tunani kawai sai yace, "amma bakon jiyannan dan sarauta ne ko.?" Can sai wani ya bashi amsa, yace, "aiya baka sani ba ashe, ai dan sarkin damawake ne." ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 28, 2007, 12:41:10 PM
A yu seying zat olli kauyus dirink miyan kuka? filis sink agen, kuka fa is unibasal.
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I know, but how did he know za sikirate of shanyawa? only za local chamfions know it fa. sink twice my braza
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 29, 2007, 09:46:56 AM
In zat kes I agiri. Bat ka san ana miyan kuka danye ma? Kuma it is colld "yorbo". Yu cannat tek it wizaut duwin santi! I tel yu! ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 29, 2007, 02:06:31 PM
In zat kes I agiri. Bat ka san ana miyan kuka danye ma? Kuma it is colld "yorbo". Yu cannat tek it wizaut duwin santi! I tel yu! ;D

kai!! kai!! ;D you are really a humour mongering ferson wallahi. let me ququly rest my case bepore ze say we are joining za santi culfrits
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on October 29, 2007, 03:33:41 PM
Kilode????
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 29, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
Kilode????

ehm! ehm! im sure no one heard our conversation
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 30, 2007, 03:19:18 PM
shuwa! lib zem alon. ip ze want let zem aplai in raitin andi wi kan esplen. ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: sadiq on October 30, 2007, 07:41:59 PM
She no know sey even za hausa mapians we hab awa own pigin language. kai wanan abu sweet me no be small. ze sink sey na only za yarbawa and enyamirai get am por pigin ;D  ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on October 31, 2007, 11:05:45 AM
Koret. ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: amira on October 31, 2007, 02:23:26 PM
Kilode????

ehm! ehm! im sure no one heard our conversation

Oya!!! explain am, c'mon what did you do now?or what santi did you come out with. ;D

In zat kes I agiri. Bat ka san ana miyan kuka danye ma? Kuma it is colld "yorbo". Yu cannat tek it wizaut duwin santi! I tel yu! ;D

Ehen!!! i see you are slowly coming forth wit your santi Waduz ;D

kai!! kai!! ;D you are really a humour mongering ferson wallahi. let me ququly rest my case bepore ze say we are joining za santi culfrits

Yawwa you have confessed hahaha

Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 04:38:10 AM
I got 1 it happened few mins ago.

My friend n I were watching football game n we started feeling pecky/peckish (which one is it?). So we fried some fish, he did actually. So when we sat down to eat i was still browsin thru konline so he started eating before me he probably had downed 2 or 3 slices of the fish b4 i joined so when i took the first bite i looked at him n shook my head n said hmmn this is nice. Guess what my guy said? "ai wannan kifin shine ake kira ci-lafiya". I busted, he wanted to say 'Tilapia' and the funny thing is, the fish is not even cilafiya (Tilapia)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on November 22, 2007, 06:00:14 PM
LOL  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: ummutameem on November 23, 2007, 12:51:24 PM
ci lafiya lol, here is another one

my bro n his friends were taking tea in thier room,it was in the middle of the semester n guys an fara aluta, i think dis guy was really hungry, cos that can only explain wat he said afta 3 strong sips of his black tea, he looked at my bro n said " aminu ka taba ganin wani indian film wai shi shakti?"............. get? shakti = shak-tea, pidgin english for drink tea

and believe it or not it is dsame guy while taking tea at another time asked "wai an taba yin annabi daga china kuwa?" u know china is known for tea, n d guy was wondering if any of d prophets came from china.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 02:31:50 PM
oh lord!! wannan shi ne mai santi kam!!!
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Bayya on November 23, 2007, 02:41:23 PM
oh lord!! wannan shi ne mai santi kam!!!

Abi?
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on November 25, 2007, 11:50:01 PM
shakti

lol
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Dante on August 27, 2009, 04:55:57 PM
Ramadhaan Kareem,

Wow, after searching and some clicks i finally found this lost topic!

Title: Re: santi
Post by: bakangizo on August 27, 2009, 06:28:16 PM
So u found it. What happen? Kayi santi da sahur ne, ko da buda baki? Gaya mana!
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on August 28, 2009, 12:14:14 AM
So u found it. What happen? Kayi santi da sahur ne, ko da buda baki? Gaya mana!

LOL,gaskiya kam.
Har yanzu dai baá san sunan santi da turanci ba.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Jibo on August 28, 2009, 11:17:44 AM
Har yanzu dai baá san sunan santi da turanci ba.
Tofa! Ina turawan gidan nan!Shin wannan na cikin al'adar bature yayi santi? In akwai a al'adarsa to za'a sami kalmar santi a turanci!
Wa ya taba cin Doya da 'blueband'?
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on August 28, 2009, 12:24:11 PM
Jibo yam with butter or margarine is sweet.
You should spread the margarine over hot boiled yam. It is sweeter when you season the yam with a lot of pepper.
Har ka sa yawu na ya tsinke.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: HUSNAA on August 29, 2009, 12:10:50 AM
Jibo yam with butter or margarine is sweet.
You should spread the margarine over hot boiled yam. It is sweeter when you season the yam with a lot of pepper.
Har ka sa yawu na ya tsinke.

Hahaha GGNK kenan. Konline's professional chef ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

How about doya da manja? It is tasty and healthier than margarine. I like yam fried into crispy wafers and eaten with lots of pepper. yummmy
Title: Re: santi
Post by: bakangizo on August 29, 2009, 12:43:56 PM
Jibo yam with butter or margarine is sweet.
You should spread the margarine over hot boiled yam. It is sweeter when you season the yam with a lot of pepper.
Har ka sa yawu na ya tsinke.

Kai wannan wane irin kwamacala ne, butter da pepper ::)
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on August 30, 2009, 07:51:06 PM
Goga mai bakin taba romo! Kai ashe dai akwai masu kwadayi da yawa nan. Goga, ko ka taba cin burodi da kwakwa? Wayyo dadi! Ai kana taunawa wallahi sai ka ji wani dan mai mai na fita kana hadiya ba ko shan ruwa! Dan Allah ka gwada ka bani labari.....

Husna, da alaman kina san yaji sosai. To, sai ki sami dan yajin ki hada da mangyada da dan gishiri daidai. Sai ki sami kosai, ko takalallabi, ki dinga dangwala kina ci! Har kunnenki sai ya motsa ba baki kawai ba!....
Title: Re: santi
Post by: Jibo on August 31, 2009, 12:29:24 PM
Haka ne goga doya da margerine sai wanda ya gwada!
To amma gasasshiyar masara da kwakwa mai zaki fa?!
A bani labari! ;D ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: gogannaka on August 31, 2009, 03:53:12 PM
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How about doya da manja? It is tasty and healthier than margarine. I like yam fried into crispy wafers and eaten with lots of pepper. yummmy

Abun mamaki ban taba cin doya da manja ba.Abincin yan boarding school kenan.
An ce yana da dadi but ni manja na kama min makwogwaro musamman irin fake manjan da ake sayarwa yanzu.

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Kai wannan wane irin kwamacala ne, butter da pepper


@ BKGZ,ka gwada ka bani labari. Kwamachala ai sai sakwara da ketchup ko jallof da miyar kuka.

@ waduz wacce irin kwakwa? Kwakumeti ko kwakwa zalla? I love coconut bread sha.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: waduz on September 01, 2009, 11:19:57 AM
Goga, ai kwakwad da ka sani ake sayarwa, mai fari a ciki. Ka saya ka na gutsura da burodi. Ai wallahi in baka yi hankali ba, ka sahur da komai kenan! ;D
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on September 11, 2009, 01:43:51 PM
Ga wani jukon. Garin kwaki da kuli-kuli mai yaji (irin kulikulin nufawa).

Ina yan boarding? Waya taba cin kwadon-kanzo
Title: Re: santi
Post by: bakangizo on September 11, 2009, 05:57:50 PM
IBB, da alama kana cikin irin masu shan koko/kamu da kulikulin nufawa.
Title: Re: santi
Post by: IBB on September 21, 2009, 09:01:48 PM
Wannan bani da labarin sa Ale Gizo. Bamu mu sha, kaga ma gwada