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Title: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 01, 2007, 06:28:17 PM
Where person go get wife sef?
kano? dem too like money
Katsina? a bit rural
zazzau ? hmmmmmmmmmmmh
Yola ? conceited and confused
Kaduna? Yan bariki
Sakkwato? Wauta
Borno?   Dem go use burabusko kill u
Bauchi/Gombe? what!!!!!
Niger? i dey fear wo

Dont get me wrong there are good ones if you enjoy looking for the "proverbial needle in a haystack"
Any advice would be taken in good faith
Help me  ???
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dave_McEwan_Hill on February 01, 2007, 11:01:24 PM
Try Scotland.
She'll end up as your boss.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 01, 2007, 11:42:16 PM
Dave where?
Perth,Kinross,Kircauldy,Montrose,Isle of skye,Inverrurie,Inverness,Kilmarnock? Dundee, Glasgow?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: MySeLf on February 01, 2007, 11:44:59 PM
Quote from: Dave_McEwan_Hill on February 01, 2007, 11:01:24 PM

She'll end up as your boss.

            lol Dave!

And i do have a scottish friend that will like you alkanawi
on condition you agree to wear the scotman kilt.......
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 01, 2007, 11:49:10 PM
actually tried it a couple of times,till i was told i'm not doing it right.'tis to be worn without any form of underwear,can you imagine!!!!!!! ???
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dave_McEwan_Hill on February 04, 2007, 12:57:24 AM
Keeps the engine from overheating!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 04, 2007, 01:55:00 AM
lol
dont c the possibility of that in icy scotland.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: sdanyaro on February 04, 2007, 08:21:55 PM
... btw, I had the change of spending about 2 weeks some years back in Dundee ... what a cold and wet place... I remember my host made us play Football in the middle of winter.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: lionger on February 06, 2007, 02:49:09 PM
Quote from: sdanyaro on February 04, 2007, 08:21:55 PM
I remember my host made us play Football in the middle of winter.

;D oh i've been there b4, it aint fun!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 06, 2007, 06:51:07 PM
alkanawi,everystate,everytribe,every religion has good people amongst them. You dont have to be selective about the wife you want, be her from kano,katsina lagos etc.The most important thing is to get married while having genuine love for each other.
Anyway if u are very particular about the states here are some points:
Kanawa----Beautiful and religious
Katsinawa---Beautiful and Romantic
Niger,Kogi-------Sexy
Borno---------- ::) i dont know
sokoto axis-------sun iya bada labari,funny
The choice is yours...keep exploring  ;)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 06, 2007, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on February 06, 2007, 06:51:07 PM
Borno---------- ::) i dont know

Borno---------- ::) girki, tsabta and ?????????????????????? i have about dozen if Alkanawi will be interested;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 06, 2007, 07:22:19 PM
Aww,yan barno fa akwai turare,na manta.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 06, 2007, 07:26:21 PM
Two beautiful ones for you, free of charge, not even the turawa zobe.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 13, 2007, 12:12:36 AM
Dan barno ni nace ina so fa? Ka je kana bawa GGNK
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on February 13, 2007, 05:11:29 PM

kano? dem too like money
- Yes, but they've got good taste and an excellent sense of style {Da ones i know, at least}

Katsina? a bit rural
- Hmmm, no comment...


zazzau ? hmmmmmmmmmmmh
- Hehe, yes i agree an even longer hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (many of dem r nice tho)


Yola ? conceited and confused
- Awwww, apart from gulma and shiririta yan yola r not that bad


Kaduna? Yan bariki
- A'a? just now u complained abt sme being too rural now ur complain about being too civilised? do i smell contradiction?


Sakkwato? Wauta
- Never heard of this one. But hehe, u have to take a course in understanding hausar 'yan sokoto then u'd be fine.


Niger? i dey fear wo
- Hmmm, e reach to fear. Da kind tori i dey hear about dat place ehn. abun ba'a cewa komai... there r exceptions tho.


Any advice would be taken in good faith





Right, if you r really serious then i think you shouldn't base

your judgement on unneccessary Strereotypes rather if you

want to make a choice then you should decide based on your

perception of da person as an individual. I know it's al for fun

but it's these little jokes that solidify to form opinions and serious

stuff. For instance, just hearing that phrase "girls in kano too like

money" would make you believe that every girl u meet in kano is

like that and even if she isn't u'd think "Oh she's hiding it" and then

u'd become suspicious and then problems start - lack of trust, lack

of honesty, connection lost etc anyways, what i'm trying to say is

with an issue as important as this, stereotypes and Word of mouth

wud get you no where. Ya need to get out there and find out for

yaself...Oky? Good luck with that!!!


Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 13, 2007, 06:29:50 PM
Quote from: alkanawi on February 01, 2007, 06:28:17 PM
Where person go get wife sef?
kano? dem too like money
Katsina? a bit rural
zazzau ? hmmmmmmmmmmmh
Yola ? conceited and confused
Kaduna? Yan bariki
Sakkwato? Wauta
Borno?   Dem go use burabusko kill u
Bauchi/Gombe? what!!!!!
Niger? i dey fear wo

Dont get me wrong there are good ones if you enjoy looking for the "proverbial needle in a haystack"
Any advice would be taken in good faith
Help me  ???
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How many girl-friend you get sef - it seems all these information must be out of experience or else that is why you must be confused.  Nigeria is a big country, why dont you try other places;

1.  Lagos/Ibadan/Ogun/Osun
2.  Anambra
3.  Kogi
4.  Yobe
5.  Benue
6.  Taraba
     and lots more of them, different species, taste and.....

Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 14, 2007, 05:52:16 AM
Quote from: Fateez on February 13, 2007, 05:11:29 PM
For instance, just hearing that phrase "girls in kano too like
money" would make you believe that every girl u meet in kano is
like that and even if she isn't u'd think "Oh she's hiding it" and then
u'd become suspicious and then problems start - lack of trust, lack
of honesty, connection lost etc anyways,

For want of a nail a shoe was lost, for want of a shoe a horse was lost, for want of a horse a rider was lost,.....
yeah da gaskiyarki.

Quote from: Fateez on February 13, 2007, 05:11:29 PM
....with an issue as important as this, stereotypes and Word of mouth
wud get you no where. Ya need to get out there and find out for
yaself...Oky? Good luck with that!!!

Believe me i'm not an armchair critic.In the immortal words of Caeser "VENI VIDI VICI"
thanks for the ad

Kai kuma Alangubro tun da dai ka hana ni meye na tsoma bakin ka? >:(
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 15, 2007, 02:29:04 PM
Quote from: alkanawi on February 13, 2007, 12:12:36 AM
Dan barno ni nace ina so fa? Ka je kana bawa GGNK
Allah bada hakuri,ni ina ma da mata.
Ba laifin Dan barno bane,ka san burin yan barno su aurar da dangin su ga Fulani  :P
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 15, 2007, 03:23:01 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on February 15, 2007, 02:29:04 PM
ka san burin yan barno su aurar da dangin su ga Fulani  :P

Ai in mun auri fulani, we are rest assured, dama bayinmu ne, faduwa tazo dai dai da zama.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 16, 2007, 06:54:24 PM
LOL @ dan borno.Ban da abun ka bayi ai ba auren su ake ba.Kawai ajiye su ake a gida.Auren bayi yana nufin an 'yanta su.

Alkanawi,ni dai shawarar da zan ba ka,na ga kai mai son tattali ne.Shawara mafi kyau shine ka sami wata baturiya da za ku yi auren zobe.
I heard on BBC that they are trying to reduce xtravagant spendings on weddings especially in the UK.Wai aure yakan kai the couple spending up to $40,000  :o  :o.
They recommend the bride wearing a second hand dress,come to the venue in a taxi and the guests,everyone should come with his/her bottle of beer.
Sauki daga Allah  ;D Ko ya ka gani?  8)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on February 22, 2007, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on February 16, 2007, 06:54:24 PM
LOL @ dan borno.Ban da abun ka bayi ai ba auren su ake ba.Kawai ajiye su ake a gida.Auren bayi yana nufin an 'yanta su.

Alkanawi,ni dai shawarar da zan ba ka,na ga kai mai son tattali ne.Shawara mafi kyau shine ka sami wata baturiya da za ku yi auren zobe.
I heard on BBC that they are trying to reduce xtravagant spendings on weddings especially in the UK.Wai aure yakan kai the couple spending up to $40,000  :o  :o.
They recommend the bride wearing a second hand dress,come to the venue in a taxi and the guests,everyone should come with his/her bottle of beer.
Sauki daga Allah  ;D Ko ya ka gani?  8)



See these yan maza o! Wai auren zobe? Una don see awoof ko?

Hehe, go try am now, na dat time u go see say gogannaka dat ur

signature can also work vice versa...

After enjoyment comes _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

I'm sure u people must've heard the wise saying of the three rings of marriage

Da Engagement Ring

Da Wedding Ring

and Da Suffering.

Allah ya bada Sa'a....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 22, 2007, 10:44:44 PM
Alkanawi ne ya fara zancen amma za ki yi attack nawa  >:(
Kuma ai shawara ce mai kyau Yan BBC suka kawo.
Sannan kuma zamanin annabi ma fa an yi auren zobe,ke har da ma auren aya(verse).Sauki daga ma'aiki  :P

Dan barno sisin gwal yakan yi nawa ne a Borno?Ba fa mai tsada ba.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 23, 2007, 10:44:11 AM
An yi involving dina ne?

To kai bari na fada maka, there are three categories of women,
each category determines her price

15 - 20 years
(Grade 1 sealed engine,
Injector, Automatic gear,
power steering, tapping glass, Maroon colour,
Central locking system, Automatic Break System,
Automatic A/C, Sun-Roof, Four-Wheel drive,
Auto-Drive, Cruise Control System and lots more) >>>>>> >>>>>> Sisin gol no more no less.
                                                                                          nothing like auren zobe pls.
                                                                                          the last time we paid sisin gol
                                                                                          was around N4,500 - N5,500.00
                                                                                          For this category sisin gol kwanon
                                                                                          shan ruwa guda daya (calculate)

21 - 25 years
(grade 2, Cadburator, Manual gear,
Manual Steering, Manual winding glass,
Manual locking system, manual break system)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PAYG - gradually, as negotiable.


26 - and above years
(No features)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ??????????????????????????????


GGNK and Alkanawi its up to you. Mai son arha Bismillah.

LET'S NOT GET CONFUSED

                                                                                           
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 23, 2007, 04:55:33 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan-Barno want's to kill me.I'm in stitches ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 23, 2007, 06:20:35 PM
LOL LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wallahi ba ruwana

LOL Idan matan wajen nan suka taso maka,you are on your own(OYO)
Nice one  :D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 25, 2007, 06:08:13 PM
Haba GGNK da Alkanawi, you started this thing, and now, kuna so ku gudu ku barni?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on February 25, 2007, 06:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dan Borno15 - 20 years
(Grade 1 sealed engine,
Injector, Automatic gear,
power steering, tapping glass, Maroon colour,
Central locking system, Automatic Break System,
Automatic A/C, Sun-Roof, Four-Wheel drive,
Auto-Drive, Cruise Control System and lots more)


Shiyasa abokin ka yaje ya yasa kwanon sha guda na sulalan gwal ya kwaso ko ya sayo  14 yr old  'yar tsana brand new a cikin ledar ta, sanan kuka  zama nannies din karfi da yaji; kuka sha famar chanza diapers and nappies for three yrs!!  Automatic gear indeed. It sounds  more manual gear to me than automatic if u had to do everything by yourselves!!. The 25 and over is the automatic gear, cos she can do everything for herself and much more for that matter. Ko da yake you cant appreciate that with a one track mind!!!!!!!!!! :P
And about the sealed engine, abi ba 'yar kwatano kaje ka kwaso ba? Who said 'yan kwatano have sealed engines anyway? The cars already have mileage on them lol!!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 25, 2007, 07:12:11 PM
Dan-Barno ka ga abin da yasa muka tsere ko.Hajia open fire lyk say she be Tafa Balogun(fire for fire)
Hajia i no dey wo!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on February 26, 2007, 02:57:33 AM
Quote from: HUSNAA on February 25, 2007, 06:59:12 PM
Quote from: Dan Borno15 - 20 years
(Grade 1 sealed engine,
Injector, Automatic gear,
power steering, tapping glass, Maroon colour,
Central locking system, Automatic Break System,
Automatic A/C, Sun-Roof, Four-Wheel drive,
Auto-Drive, Cruise Control System and lots more)


Shiyasa abokin ka yaje ya yasa kwanon sha guda na sulalan gwal ya kwaso ko ya sayo  14 yr old  'yar tsana brand new a cikin ledar ta, sanan kuka  zama nannies din karfi da yaji; kuka sha famar chanza diapers and nappies for three yrs!!  Automatic gear indeed. It sounds  more manual gear to me than automatic if u had to do everything by yourselves!!. The 25 and over is the automatic gear, cos she can do everything for herself and much more for that matter. Ko da yake you cant appreciate that with a one track mind!!!!!!!!!! :P
And about the sealed engine, abi ba 'yar kwatano kaje ka kwaso ba? Who said 'yan kwatano have sealed engines anyway? The cars already have mileage on them lol!!






Yawwa!!! tell them like it is!!! Shiyasa dama ni na yi shuru.

kar in je in yi magana su ce min feminist. I knew sister wud

always have our back... :) :)

Hehe, i like da "one track mind" line U go girl  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Ko respect babu,...wai mace ce synonymous to a car? As if!!!!

*hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssS*  ::) >:( ::) >:( ::) >:(

Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 26, 2007, 08:45:50 AM
Na tuba Aunty,
ai Alkanawi da GGNK ne suka zuga ni,
you know, i have always been a good boy if not of this.........

Alkanawi, daga yau mun raba garinmu - zamuyi abu tare kuma sai ka zame jikinka.

Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 27, 2007, 12:02:03 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 26, 2007, 08:45:50 AM

Alkanawi, daga yau mun raba garinmu - zamuyi abu tare kuma sai ka zame jikinka.


LOL,Bafulatanin kenan ai,Ya jefa ka a rami ya wuce ya bar ka LOL

Ka taba jin labarin wani bafulatani wai ana zaune sai aka ji yace 'wani abu zai faru amma ba zan bada labari ba sai ta kasanshe(kasanche).Ya fada sau uku,ana ta tambayar shi mene ne zai faru dan fulani?Mutumin naka kawai sai cewa yake 'sai ta kasanshe'.
Can sai aka ji fillo ya ce 'ta kasanshe,yaro ya fada rijiya'  :-X
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 07:38:37 PM
Indirect advertisement ::)
Well, I might have helped, but naga wasan yara da shirme dukkanku keyi.

As far as am concerned, those that know me in this forum, know that "akwai ni da fadan gaskiya" & ba ayin abu bakina yayi shiru..........I have heard so much preposterious rants & here comes another "where man go find wife sef". Wai yau namiji ke tambayan inda zai samo mata, I dont think you are even serious. Sai kace ba namijin kwarai ba  ::).

I would have recommended that you try chicks from my ethnic community.....but the problem is from seeing all what you have written: I dont think you have what it takes to jump the broom with one of our "own". A kara gadai bai......if luck befalls you, "wata" might show a lil empathy ta kwasa, idan kai mai nema hudu kuma su kwasa, chan dai  ;D
& to set the record for Dan-Borno...."yan matan garin mu" are far too expensive for you put a price on them let alone categorise them, forget materlistic stuff & money am talking, big time on halaye, tarbiya, bin miji, ilimi both Allo & Textbook, & if its physical features mmhmmmm (no comments)!
Ku cigaba da hiranku,

There is a girl in this forum who is dating another guy in this forum, ka tambayashi ya ya samo matarsa kasha labari, ko dai na fada?
Dis pessin and that pessin, I go fasa egg wo!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 08:08:51 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 06, 2007, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on February 06, 2007, 06:51:07 PM
Borno---------- ::) i dont know

Borno---------- ::) girki, tsabta and ?????????????????????? i have about dozen if Alkanawi will be interested;D
Which Borno? You mean maiduguri girls? lol lol lol lol lol lol lol. Stop blowing your trumpets! Be patient, let others praise them for their qualities if they possess any. But am still laughing.......which girki? The only ancestral delicacy maiduguri people know how to cook is birabisko & kuka except now wasu idansu ya dan bude, and what tsabta are you on about? Points to remember, there is: personal hygience & domesticatory hygience. If it is personal, I beg to differ........the only thing is a daure jiki da laffaya, wasu wanka ma basuyi but its to put humrah, jannaniya & all sort they know ::)

And Borno women are also dangerous. Some carry knife inside their laffaya, naso dis shuwa/borno girl, wan kill me becoz of her miji take style fancy me smo ::).
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 27, 2007, 09:18:50 PM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 08:08:51 PM
........wasu wanka ma basuyi....

Tir, me za ayi da wanda baya wanka!

Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 08:08:51 PM
Some carry knife inside their laffaya, naso dis shuwa/borno girl, wan kill me becoz of her miji take style fancy me smo ::). [/color]

;D he he he he, how i wish i will hear the full version of the story.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on February 27, 2007, 11:51:12 PM
Tabdi jam
Dan barno in baka shawara?
Ka kyale wannan hafsyn,ko kuma na ce ka bi ta a hankali,Idan ka bi biya sai da suka yi yanke yanke(ko wasa da wukake) da babarbariyar nan.Kar ka so kaji labarin  :-X

A wannan forum din akwai wata da ta taba cewa idan ta ci abinchi 'nan ci-nan bari'.Wani sa'in ma sai kyankyasai sun bi kwanon.
Allah ya kyauta.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 12:22:16 AM
Su wa'e manya.An da wo daga honimun ;D
Allah ba da zaman lafia.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 12:32:25 AM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 07:38:37 PM
Indirect advertisement ::)
There is a girl in this forum who is dating another guy in this forum, ka tambayashi ya ya samo matarsa kasha labari, ko dai na fada?
Dis pessin and that pessin, I go fasa egg wo!
..............eqn 1

Quote from: gogannaka on February 27, 2007, 11:51:12 PM
Tabdi jam
Dan barno in baka shawara?
Ka kyale wannan hafsyn,ko kuma na ce ka bi ta a hankali,
..............eqn  2

Now assuming eqn 2 equals "white flag" or truce, and
Taking eqn 1 as the threat it appears to be,
Then substituting eqn........2 in to "Dis pesin"

we can safely extrapolate that one of the unknowns ( x) is now known 8) Q.e.d

ehm...... profesa Danbarno u kan kwantiniyu
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 28, 2007, 09:31:29 AM
A, a. Ai ni Chief of Staff ne, be kamata na tsoma baki
a cikin Executive Chit-Chatting ba.
As Chief of Staff sai dai in ce "Yes Sir".
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 09:40:28 AM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 28, 2007, 09:31:29 AM
A, a. Ai ni Chief of Staff ne, be kamata na tsoma baki
a cikin Executive Chit-Chatting ba.
As Chief of Staff sai dai in ce "Yes Sir".
Na dada tuba :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 09:56:37 AM
Quote from: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 12:32:25 AM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 27, 2007, 07:38:37 PM
Indirect advertisement ::)
There is a girl in this forum who is dating another guy in this forum, ka tambayashi ya ya samo matarsa kasha labari, ko dai na fada?
Dis pessin and that pessin, I go fasa egg wo!
..............eqn 1

Quote from: gogannaka on February 27, 2007, 11:51:12 PM
Tabdi jam
Dan barno in baka shawara?
Ka kyale wannan hafsyn,ko kuma na ce ka bi ta a hankali,
..............eqn  2

Now assuming eqn 2 equals "white flag" or truce, and
Taking eqn 1 as the threat it appears to be,
Then substituting eqn........2 in to "Dis pesin"

we can safely extrapolate that one of the unknowns ( x) is now known 8) Q.e.d

ehm...... profesa Danbarno u kan kwantiniyu

Ba GGNK bane. I am sure of it. I have an inkling of who Hafsy is talking about. I think he at least has been offline for sometime.... On the other hand I cud be wrong.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 10:16:40 AM
Hajia u 'ave brutally deflated my ego  :'(.
thot ave done my Sherlock 'olmes,
li'l did i kno 'twas high 'ops
lyk the EFCC list,
it wasn't all bliss.

so
who art they
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 01:27:53 PM
Only guessing the other!
But I'm sure its not GGNK. kama Hanyar su ahem ahem.... well I wont say anymore!!! Let hafsy do the egg breaking!!
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: precious on February 28, 2007, 02:36:40 PM
Wallah kuka ije min kwaryar sisin gwal din nan kaf zan kwashe labarin na hidi(fadi).Kuma idan na hidi na san sai kun karo wasu koren ma cike da lu'lu' da daiman dan mamaki.
Oya! ku ije ku sha labari.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Dan-Borno on February 28, 2007, 03:17:07 PM

On behalf of my Boss, here is an advance payment, let the cat out of the bag.


Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 07:05:59 PM
golden jpg? ::) 
meye kuma golden jpg? ???
a hoto?
o jare!! Give my sister the real McCoy!!
Sulalan Gwal muke expecting express: dhl  ups ko fedex. in ta gagara, bank draft equivalent will do. ko kuwa ayi ta 'yan fashi; we tell u where to deposit the amount in cash!! 100 dollar bills pls!! Straight from the mint!!!.
Amma ka je ka kwaso mana wani hoton fossilized archaeological digs wanda a ka gama yayin su shekaru dubu biyar da suka shige?? Ashe u are not serious about getting the cat out of the bag lol ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on February 28, 2007, 11:57:02 PM
Quote from: precious on February 28, 2007, 02:36:40 PM
Wallah kuka ije min kwaryar sisin gwal din nan kaf zan kwashe labarin na hidi(fadi).Kuma idan na hidi na san sai kun karo wasu koren ma cike da lu'lu' da daiman dan mamaki.
Oya! ku ije ku sha labari.
Mhmmmm hadda su "roko", roko dai haramun ne ;D

Quote from: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 01:27:53 PM
Only guessing the other!
But I'm sure its not GGNK. kama Hanyar su ahem ahem.... well I wont say anymore!!! Let hafsy do the egg breaking!!
Honestly, I wanted to break the egg....some party pooper spoilt it all. Tunda tace she knows, shikenan ta gaya muku. Nayi  :-X

Quote from: alkanawi on February 28, 2007, 12:32:25 AM
.............eqn 1
Now assuming eqn 2 equals "white flag" or truce, and
Taking eqn 1 as the threat it appears to be,
Then substituting eqn........2 in to "Dis pesin"
we can safely extrapolate that one of the unknowns ( x) is now known 8) Q.e.d
mhm mhmm mhmm wai! Wasu har da yar Mathematics all for the sole purpose of "son jin kwaf"!! Ayi dai an hankali

As I can see some people are becoming impatient, ;D so to save them the hassle. Here is a little hint. They are all kanoonline members. One of them has been here for a long time & the other has been here not for a lenthy period though. If you read carefully through threads, it will become very clear and plain as the nose on your face: zakuga the guy is always supporting the girl or vice versa in comments, kuma zakuga they always like sharing private jokes. Sun maida mu blind mice suna ta mana Love one tin-tin.!!

Anyway Husna, PM me and tell me who you suspecting, nima I will tell you and even provide evidence ;) before I make the ultimate revelation but if you are not so sure yourself, to zan gaya muku. Bakina na kaikayi ;D

Oh my God! Jama'ah, we shouldnt put our feets up, have we all forgotten the issue at stake? A nemo ma Alkanawi "Mrs" fa, kada muzo daga baya muna damunsani. If he had asked me ko, all I would have requested was a written prospectus of himself, ensuring he sold himself to the best of his ability, ya wasa kansa sosai, & give me 7days if I dont produce him one fine damsel, kuma wife material, mai ilimi addini da boko. Sai dai bani aka tambaya ba. Kada ace nayi aikin "na who send you". Ku kuma kun tsaya kuna ma bawan Allah wasa da hankali >:(
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on March 02, 2007, 05:55:54 PM


Hafsy na wa o! Dis kind investigative journalism? a gaishe ki

U really like to keep everyone in suspense. Haka ma last time

da kika zo you made us vote I want to know dinnan kuma

har yau ma ba ki yi confirming ba. Kuma kika sa Ihsan baiwar

Allah ta zo tayi confessing ko ita ce ma ko ba ita ba ce ba oho.

Hehe, anyways, lemme check all these new comers sef........ 8)


Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on March 03, 2007, 10:36:12 AM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 28, 2007, 11:57:02 PM

Anyway Husna, PM me and tell me who you suspecting, nima I will tell you and even provide evidence ;) before I make the ultimate revelation but if you are not so sure yourself, to zan gaya muku. Bakina na kaikayi ;D

Actually I am retracting. I am quite wrong (maybe). I was suspecting a one directional open ended love triangle: She fancies him, he fancies 'someone', 'someone' doesnt have a clue what's happening around the place ;D.... and so they all lived happily ever after!! lol ;D.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: kitkat on March 05, 2007, 12:01:21 PM
ALLRIGHT I ADMIT!!

>:(I cant take it any more. Hafsy if this relationship doesnt survive your  persistent noseyness and shiga sharo ba shanu the curse of paparazzi will surely haunt you forever. HABA. Ina kuke so mu sa kanmu ne!!!

Im not saying anything about the poor girl here and i hope you have the decency to leave it at this.
Kema kuma wallahi sai na fada.......
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: HUSNAA on March 07, 2007, 01:08:05 PM
Lol so it is Kitkat!!  :o Who is the other half I wonder? Twix? ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on March 08, 2007, 10:09:21 AM
Quote from: kitkat on March 05, 2007, 12:01:21 PM
ALLRIGHT I ADMIT!!

>:(I cant take it any more. Hafsy if this relationship doesnt survive your  persistent noseyness and shiga sharo ba shanu the curse of paparazzi will surely haunt you forever. HABA. Ina kuke so mu sa kanmu ne!!!

Im not saying anything about the poor girl here and i hope you have the decency to leave it at this.
Kema kuma wallahi sai na fada.......



:o :o That was brave! Hehe, Allah sarki. Hope u owned up because

u wanted to and not because of da pressure exerted on you by our

dear sister, Hafsy. Now that Kitkat has confessed, it all makes sense.

It's really quite obvious (for me at least). I'm almost 100% sure of who

da girl is. But Kitkat since you dont want it out, i'll just hush  :-X  :-X  :-X 

Allah ya sanya Alheri!  :)  :)  :)  :)
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: precious on March 12, 2007, 11:53:40 PM
This must be one HOT relationship.It sooo juicy it brought Kitty Kat out of his own hiding place.Oh somebody do please tell us.
Kai kuma Hafcy,ina paying for services(and mind you clean services )ya zama bara.Ba kudi kike sawa kike sayan Ovation da sauran su ba dan ki ga latest....?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on March 13, 2007, 07:24:27 PM
Duniya kenan.
Shine alkanawai da zai min sharri.
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on March 14, 2007, 08:19:22 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on March 13, 2007, 07:24:27 PM
Duniya kenan.
Shine alkanawai da zai min sharri.

lol
no vex.That result was borne out of a meticulous scientific process, using integral calculus and Pythagorean anlysis.We also used a complex Fischer-Trops method to synthesise different scenarios and outcomes using numerous variables and inputs.However i must admit that some of the parameters employed were not under ideal conditions therefore the erroneous result.
More research funding is needed to continue please ;D
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on March 14, 2007, 08:31:11 PM
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on February 28, 2007, 11:57:02 PM
Oh my God! Jama'ah, we shouldnt put our feets up, have we all forgotten the issue at stake? A nemo ma Alkanawi "Mrs" fa, kada muzo daga baya muna damunsani. If he had asked me ko, all I would have requested was a written prospectus of himself, ensuring he sold himself to the best of his ability, ya wasa kansa sosai, & give me 7days if I dont produce him one fine damsel, kuma wife material, mai ilimi addini da boko. Sai dai bani aka tambaya ba. Kada ace nayi aikin "na who send you". Ku kuma kun tsaya kuna ma bawan Allah wasa da hankali >:([/color]
Na only God fit reward u Hfcy.
Just specify the kind of prospectus
How many copies d'u want?
colored?
with pictures?if yes passport or full
double spacing or 1.5?
spiral binding or glue?

Am i sounding lyke prophet Musa's ppl with the cow issue?
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: Fateez on March 18, 2007, 08:24:54 AM


Hehe, Alkanawi take it easy. You said u were looking for a

hat trick ko? to yaya za'ayi kenan, ni dai na san mutanen

su Hafsy ba sa sharing. They have voted "NO" to polygamy.

Sai a bi su a hankali.


Title: Re: Confused
Post by: alkanawi on March 27, 2007, 07:58:56 PM
nobody cares about me :( :( :( :(
Title: Re: Confused
Post by: gogannaka on March 28, 2007, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: alkanawi on March 27, 2007, 07:58:56 PM
nobody cares about me :( :( :( :(

EYYA