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Title: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 19, 2007, 09:58:46 PM
Hi everyone this is a little fun may be bit off for some members. But I will like it if you guys should try it out

What we 'll be doing here is distorting members name just for the fun of it

Ait lets go

Lawalli = Law-wali = Law-protector = Police = Dan-sanda

Sadiq = Sir-di** = Zakari

DanBorno = Dan-born-o = Daneil-Baban-o = Daneil-Babawo

Hafsee = Half-see = One-eye = Dhujjal

Gogannaka = Go-gun-naka = Harbi-naka = Cinnaka (Cinnaka harbi na gida harbi na waje)

I will stop here to give you guys some chance to try. Try these names:

Muhsin
Amira
Husnna
Bakan-gizo
Dan-Kauye
Nuraddeen
Waduz
Myself
Bayya
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: amira on November 19, 2007, 11:02:17 PM
IBB ai nawa an riga an yisa a girls reserving their affections thread, so if any1 wants to see it its done over there thanks to Lawwali ;D ;D
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 19, 2007, 11:05:09 PM
yeah thats where i got the idea from. Will take ur name out then ok? lol
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: amira on November 19, 2007, 11:06:19 PM
no problemo ;)
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 19, 2007, 11:16:52 PM
Obrigado
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on November 20, 2007, 08:54:08 AM
IBB  U NKO AM STILL THINKING ABOUT URS
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 20, 2007, 11:20:39 AM
IBB = Eye Bee Bee = He got Bee eyes..lol!!! That was fun!
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 20, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
IBB  U NKO AM STILL THINKING ABOUT URS

LOL

IBB = Eye Bee Bee = He got Bee eyes..lol!!! That was fun!

Abi? Ait lets go
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: HUSNAA on November 20, 2007, 03:12:38 PM
U guys are so inventive.. I am still thinking and all I can come up with is BAYYA nan (he is not there) or BAYYA ne (explained). All the rest, beyond me.. frankly.

Ok me.. husnaa  'whos not?'
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: amira on November 21, 2007, 12:19:49 AM
Hmmm this is kinda tricky, especially Dan kauyes.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on November 21, 2007, 12:30:54 PM
IBB  U NKO AM STILL THINKING ABOUT URS

LOL

IBB = Eye Bee Bee = He got Bee eyes..lol!!! That was fun!

Abi? Ait lets go
IBB- I be black.... OR ı'l be back hmmm... or ı beg bread hahaha
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Bayya on November 21, 2007, 02:34:45 PM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: HUSNAA on November 21, 2007, 02:39:32 PM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?

Mu da kar.. lol
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: ummutameem on November 21, 2007, 05:04:09 PM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?
i can see that somebodys hands r itching him, or ur body, ka sani ko muda giant ne, lol
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 21, 2007, 07:48:00 PM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?

Good one, but is that all u\you can come up with?
i wathinking someone will say something like .. Moo - Da.. Old Cow...lol!s  
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 01:36:42 AM

Abi? Ait lets go
IBB- I be black.... OR ı'l be back hmmm... or ı beg bread hahaha

Aa Dhujjal at last ko? why beg-break hw about bake-bread

Dont worry I-be-back with sumtin

Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?

Are you begging for the bread too? lol. That mudacris is funny mu-da-kar
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 02:01:51 AM
Bayya = (In Hindi Bayya means Son) = (In pidgin english Son is Pikin) = pikin

Ummutammeen = Ummu-tammeen = Uwar-tammeen = Uwatammeen = U-wat-meen = U know wat i meen

Ajingi = A-jin-gi = A-(Jin-Aljani)-(Gi-matial art training uniform) = A-jin-uniform = Kayan-Aljanu or (Uniform means alike, similar) = Mai kama da Aljani = Aljani

Bakangizo = Bakan-gizo = (Bakan-Pretending to be asleep)-(Gizo-Anything that induces terror) = Sleeping-terror = Phyton

Ummita = Um-mita = Um(sigh)-mita(unwilling to let it alone or excessive display of anxiousness)= Um-cecekuce = Um-caka'di'di =Caka'di'di
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Muhsin on November 22, 2007, 04:15:40 PM
What an inventive thread! IBB, you are a very good thinker.

Actually hadn't know of the thread but just now while my time has already ran-away/down. Don't know but when I get back am gonna try some names. And, as I see nobody has yet distort mine. Can't anybody do that?

And to the thread's author, why some names aren't in the list?
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 22, 2007, 07:51:13 PM
What an inventive thread! IBB, you are a very good thinker.

Thanx

I see nobody has yet distort mine. Can't anybody do that?

M tryin. Muhsin = Muh-sin = Muh-sa'bo = Muh-sa'ba = Musa'ba (Disagreement)

And to the thread's author, why some names aren't in the list?

I listed just a few for the members to try you can look up for more names, is ok
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on November 23, 2007, 08:51:40 AM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?
bayya --- baya nan.
to ına yaje? oho wayasanı amma daı bayya nan.
 so you(BAYYA) just no dey ne kawaı. lol
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: ummutameem on November 23, 2007, 12:31:15 PM
hey ibb, how do u come up with that, guess sm of us r creative, never wld hav thought of that,dats y i havnt tried any, guess kuka has distorted my brain, ha ha.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Bayya on November 23, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
bayya --- baya nan.
to ına yaje? oho wayasanı amma daı bayya nan.
 so you(BAYYA) just no dey ne kawaı. lol

Wallahi, na lie!! I dey gidigba!! >:( >:(
Come o, how u take know sef?
Hafsee if na joke, softly o, I fit vex. ;D ;D 
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: gogannaka on November 24, 2007, 01:03:03 AM
Ha,ha,ha,
Quote
ı beg bread
I like that.
IBB, share the bread with us, now.

Mudacris --- Mu da kar -- Let's beat him up. Abi?
bayya --- baya nan.
to ına yaje? oho wayasanı amma daı bayya nan.
 so you(BAYYA) just no dey ne kawaı. lol

LOL...u guys are really creative.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 25, 2007, 11:35:15 PM
kuka has distorted my brain, ha ha.

lol
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on November 26, 2007, 09:03:27 AM
bayya --- baya nan.
to ına yaje? oho wayasanı amma daı bayya nan.
 so you(BAYYA) just no dey ne kawaı. lol

Wallahi, na lie!! I dey gidigba!! >:( >:(
Come o, how u take know sef?
Hafsee if na joke, softly o, I fit vex. ;D ;D 
how ı take know what? so ı am actually rıght that you no dey abı LOL!!
aı kaı baka nan so even ıf u vex ıt wont bother me because you no dey LOL....
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Muhsin on November 26, 2007, 11:50:00 AM
What an inventive thread! IBB, you are a very good thinker.

Thanx

I see nobody has yet distort mine. Can't anybody do that?

M tryin. Muhsin = Muh-sin = Muh-sa'bo = Muh-sa'ba = Musa'ba (Disagreement)

And to the thread's author, why some names aren't in the list?

I listed just a few for the members to try you can look up for more names, is ok

Kai IBB, bakada dama. It's very nice and I now understand your reason of not listing all the members names. Keep it up!
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on November 27, 2007, 09:05:09 AM
What an inventive thread! IBB, you are a very good thinker.

Thanx

I see nobody has yet distort mine. Can't anybody do that?

M tryin. Muhsin = Muh-sin = Muh-sa'bo = Muh-sa'ba = Musa'ba (Disagreement)

And to the thread's author, why some names aren't in the list?

I listed just a few for the members to try you can look up for more names, is ok

Kai IBB, bakada dama. It's very nice and I now understand your reason of not listing all the members names. Keep it up!

MUSHIN -- hmm... urs ıs trıcky. lem me see. mushın shına lol...(as ın lets smell ıt) OR
mushın-- mashıne gun ı dunno stıll thınkıng abt yours
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 12:02:45 PM
yrs is the easiest to think of something to say HAFSAT.. Half sat on the seat...  ;D ;D ;D
lol sounds wimpy even to my ears ::)
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 27, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
Hafsat = Half-seat. It reminds me of my secondary school days. I was in JSS-1 then one of our teacher asked all the guys in my class to sit with one buttock (half-seat) as punishment. We had a girl class monitor that week so according to her noice makers record the boys made the most noise.

I just remebered it is funny now.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on March 12, 2008, 08:16:20 AM
Nuraddeen = Nura-deen = Nur-adeen = Light-religion = Hasken-addini = Heskey-Aladdin

Dan-kauye-Dan-(Kirikasamma. a village in jigawa) = Dankirikasamma
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on March 12, 2008, 09:37:52 AM
Hafsat = Half-seat. It reminds me of my secondary school days. I was in JSS-1 then one of our teacher asked all the guys in my class to sit with one buttock (half-seat) as punishment. We had a girl class monitor that week so according to her noice makers record the boys made the most noise.

I just remebered it is funny now.
every one knows ıbb means ınternatıonal B--------- B----------
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: bakangizo on March 13, 2008, 10:19:03 AM
Ki karasa mana in ba tsoro ba.

IBB - Eye Bee Bee. Aye Babe. Hi Baby.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: hafsee on March 14, 2008, 03:34:05 PM
Ki karasa mana in ba tsoro ba.

IBB - Eye Bee Bee. Aye Babe. Hi Baby.

ba waı storo bane
bakan gızo? a'a bakan kokı ne.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on March 14, 2008, 07:54:41 PM
ba waı storo bane
bakan gızo? a'a bakan kokı ne.

LOL

IBB - Eye Bee Bee. Aye Babe. Hi Baby.

Nice try Multicolour (Rainbow)
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on October 08, 2008, 05:34:19 PM
Jibo: J-ibo <> J=John <> Ibo=Ibibio = John Ibibio

Tukurtukur: Tukur-tukur <> Tukur=Turco <> Tukur=Tucor = Turco Tucor
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Jibo on October 09, 2008, 10:46:24 AM
Jibo: J-ibo  J=John  Ibo=Ibibio = John Ibibio

Tukurtukur: Tukur-tukur  Tukur=Turco  Tukur=Tucor = Turco Tucor
A aha! IBB haka zamu yi da kai? Ka yi distorting sunana. Watau na zama John Ibibio ko? To ba komai. Kiran balbela 'yar duna ba zai canza mata kama ba. Canzawa tuwo suna bai canza dandanon shi! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 03, 2009, 02:59:15 PM
Muhsin: Muh-sin  Muh=Us Sin =Our sin
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Muhsin on November 06, 2009, 12:23:48 PM
I couldn't help laughing at this distortion, IBB.

Not our, its your sin. Period. 8)
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on November 14, 2009, 01:33:05 AM
DanBorno: Dan-Daniel>Born>O; Daniel-Dan-Born-O; Daniel don born woh!
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on December 19, 2009, 03:29:26 PM
Problem:
Amira, solve using quadratic equation

Solution:
A=A
M=Multiple
I=Image
R=Resizer
A=A

A = Multiple + Image + Resizer + A

(Collect like terms: A-A=0 )

A - A = Multiple + Image + Resizer

0 = Multiple Image Resizer = Software
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: bakangizo on December 28, 2009, 06:11:00 PM
So amira is now an equation, abi? And she come be A-A=0 ::)

No, amira = Amir. A mire. A mirror. A mirage ;D
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: EMTL on January 03, 2010, 07:56:04 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Hausawa have also distorted the following names:

Tukur - should have been Muhammad SHUKUR
Zuwaira- should have been Juwaira
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: Muhsin on January 05, 2010, 05:43:52 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Hausawa have also distorted the following names:

Tukur - should have been Muhammad SHUKUR
Zuwaira- should have been Juwaira


Dama Shukur ne aka bata ya zama Tukur? I never knew.
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: IBB on January 08, 2010, 11:37:58 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Hausawa have also distorted the following names:

Tukur - should have been Muhammad SHUKUR
Zuwaira- should have been Juwaira


Ai kaga mun karu

To ina ma'anar: Ado, Adamu, Bala, Bello, Garba, Ilu, Sadiku
Title: Re: Distort my name
Post by: AspiringKande on August 14, 2016, 01:57:14 AM
Assalamu alaikum,
Hausawa have also distorted the following names:

Tukur - should have been Muhammad SHUKUR
Zuwaira- should have been Juwaira


Ai kaga mun karu

To ina ma'anar: Ado, Adamu, Bala, Bello, Garba, Ilu, Sadiku

Tukur is actually an original Hausa name. its the title of district heads etc.
Ado comes from Adam. Bala is short for Balarabe, Bello means a man from Sokoto. G