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Title: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on September 24, 2003, 07:05:41 PM
WHO ARE YOU...

just wanna know who u be? so drop us a line.  8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on October 01, 2003, 01:24:00 AM
Well kofa it seems nobady visits the site ,at least from the number of replies u got in this post :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Venom on October 01, 2003, 05:37:10 PM
gogannaka u make it sound like this place has cancer  :-[ :-[
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: al_hamza on October 02, 2003, 04:24:35 PM
as i put my grenade on the left side, and a klashnikov AK79 assault Machine gun on the other side of the keayboard,
i type "i am the self-proclaimed mujahideen of k-online"
;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 03, 2003, 03:52:05 PM
8)hello Door, Passage, Entrance...,

happy 2 know that pple like u still exist in k-town, well i hope i will just win the award u kept in place for the konstant logger?
hahahaha...alright, buy Mr. Gate.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on October 07, 2003, 07:51:21 PM
e be like say una no get work ;D ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2003, 02:23:39 PM
hello everyone
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2003, 06:42:52 PM
hi baby gal,
u go there open topic "just wanna say hi " to every 1, and u ar here saying "hi everyone" which 1 u dey,  
oooohhhhhhhh i get da idea u just want a topic so dat they'll say it's newly opened by 2baby gal, lol lol lol it's all kool babes  :P( u wish)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2003, 07:00:05 AM
Is Kofa near Wudil or Bebeji?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: EMTL on October 10, 2003, 01:48:45 PM
lol
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2003, 10:14:55 PM
ALLAH gogannawa!!!!  duk neman sunan ne haka, dan naga u were da 1st person  to reply ne to shineeeee!!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on October 11, 2003, 02:26:04 AM
KAi hausa error za ka fara tsokana ko.......


How was life in prison? ? ? ? ?naji u met Ibb there ....kai ma can of tuna din ka dauka ne?lol



Anywayz where hav u been....good 2 see u again.......




He's out on parole(4 those new peeeps that dont know)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kilishi on October 12, 2003, 07:52:23 PM
Harda manya ne????????
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on October 14, 2003, 12:49:47 AM
How can someone post a blank comment as demanded by kofa.......hmn i wonder.........
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on October 24, 2003, 08:34:15 PM
hehehe......kofa is near gujungu ;D if u dnt knw man! .....medulla y u de attack our poor gal now? she likes sayin sup to da house!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on October 25, 2003, 09:57:14 PM
Kofa is olinside the CITY..

Yes Gujungu City ;D

G-Naka u dey? long time.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2003, 02:46:27 AM
Its like this K-ONLINE is boring,i always visit the site but.................... :-X
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on October 27, 2003, 09:38:52 PM
QuoteIts like this K-ONLINE is boring,i always visit the site but.................... :-X

We r very sorry samie......we didnt even welcome u to the family.........u see our hospitable hosts seem to be a little bit busy this time of the year...namely:Ibro 2g (who is serving a life sentence with the possibility of parole......lucky him.)

Ummita(has a very bad flu.....the flu strong pass our imagination coz it has defied all modern medicine.....ummitah had to resort to our trado medical doc in the house by the name tukurtukur ;D ;D)

The last but not least is Fulanicious(well she was last seen by our informant(real name:venom) in iraq serving the poor victims of the american invasion.......she's the charity type)



So u see, the site has every reason to be boring.....................................................but i think the discussants of the death penalty and shariah issues are not finding it boring(wid their long long posts that cud only be read offline)


anywayz...........samie u r welcome to the family of kanoonline
have the nicest of times 8) 8) 8)










but first go introduce urself in the jjc corner ;D ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Bashir on October 28, 2003, 03:04:55 PM
based on how u all sound, this i think is how u wd look and an examination of ur psyche.

1. waziri: i think u have a goatee. u r dark n of average height. were u ever a government employee? u sound like one.

2. al-hamza: is short. almost a dwarf. i think he also has a huge head. d head cd be all brain but he convincingly sounds like its all fluid.

3. lionger: sometimes sounds male n sometimes sounds female. lets say its androgynous. it is well read but has been unable to develop all that information into one picture. thus it sounds like a blend of colin powell n donald rumsfeld.

4. jack fulcher: has a potbelly n a florid complexion. he definitely sounds like a bureaucrat, balandly unhelpful.

5. mudacris: ludacris, ludicrous, ridiculous.

6. ummita: i think u r dark n chubby with a round full face. i think u wd have a delicious voice. u r still young else u wdnt b so idealistic.

7. kilishi: says she is forty. i think u wd look like d stern but kindly aunt. dark, slim n severely beautiful.

8. medulla oblongata: i think u r a tomboy n very sexy. u like shocking ppl.

9. gimbiya: r u really royalty? deeply conservative.

10. ummulhuda: wears a burqa n thinks like she looks.

11. ibb: has a set of teeth that wd make a rake jealous.

12. eskimo. if u r d real thing, then no description needed. i dont think u r . u have a lond cadaverous face. u cannot reconcile d apparent confusion in islamic literature n it shows in ur behaviour.

13. baby gal: is one of those kano gals who has been spoilt by too much good living. she is fair n soft on d eye. like ice cream that is just begining to melt.

14. dave hill: has a pony tail.

15. maleek: is a science student. he is short n stout n has prickly skin.

16. dymequeen: looks how ummita sounds - funky.

17. zezezee: small, thin, light skinned. tiny.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Venom on October 29, 2003, 04:30:35 AM
Bashir: It sounds like u have 2 much time on ur hands  :D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Gimbiya on October 29, 2003, 05:13:59 PM
Quote

9. gimbiya: r u really royalty? deeply conservative.

conservative  I have to be.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on October 29, 2003, 06:30:38 PM
Bashir....go on describe yourself b4 we do!!!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Bashir on October 29, 2003, 09:36:34 PM
venom: is coldblooded.

Bashir: has d passion of tom cruise n d aloofness of brad pitt. he's classically handsome n so in touch with his emotions, it hurts.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kilishi on October 30, 2003, 12:23:38 PM
Quote7. kilishi: says she is forty. i think u wd look like d stern but kindly aunt. dark, slim n severely beautiful.

Hm Bashir u sound funny.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Fulanizzle on October 30, 2003, 01:59:35 PM
lol......finally a show on!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Venom on October 30, 2003, 03:53:23 PM
Y is it that I am labelled as the devil of Konline  :'(, peeps I am not evil I am just sarcastic there is a big difference.  
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on November 01, 2003, 01:44:08 AM
QuoteY is it that I am labelled as the devil of Konline ?:'(, peeps I am not evil I am just sarcastic there is a big difference. ?


Aaam i think the name VENOM says it all :-X



Amma dai bashir kayi son kai da yawa :P :P
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on November 01, 2003, 03:01:16 AM
so mr bash, r u goin to describe urself or u want baba eskimo to lead da way. cos i'm sure he will b honoured to do so. :D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on November 01, 2003, 11:03:00 PM
[quote author=Bashir link=board=chit-chat;num=1064419542;start=15#18 date=10/28/03 at
13. baby gal: is one of those kano gals who has been spoilt by too much good living. she is fair n soft on d eye. like ice cream that is just begining to melt.

lol  :D uve got time n energy...........wot make yu think im a kano gal and im spoit wai lalle i wish mennn
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Ibro2g on November 03, 2003, 01:42:00 AM
I beg, make una leave my friend Venom alone
 Venom is a nice angel u guyz just dont know him yet.... despite all d beef on arsenal and manU, venom is still my man, Venom, if they insist u r a devil, then u better jump in to the red devils ok man., As for whoz who????? I'm da Governor of the people for the betterment of the people, acknoledged.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on November 08, 2003, 01:03:19 AM
bashir amma u try ooo.by describing people u dont even c in ur dreams.maybe u can read people's mind. amma u try fa.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: ummita on November 08, 2003, 08:31:53 AM
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6. ummita: i think u r dark n chubby with a round full face. i think u wd have a delicious voice. u r still young else u wdnt b so idealistic.

Lyk u knowwww.........XCATLY!!!, ai minkem I am humongousssssss, very gigantic, very fat 'n' cheesy.........I actually gave birth 2 Big momma 8)

Bash a big copy typist ;).....I actually know where u got that from she laffs.....but hey! I enjoed readin it..........no one wud hav said it betta than u did Spot on.....
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: ummita on November 08, 2003, 08:34:03 AM
Quotebashir amma u try ooo.by describing people u dont even c in ur dreams.maybe u can read people's mind. amma u try fa.

which kine try, professional copy typist dai
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Bashir on November 08, 2003, 03:45:23 PM
ummita, what do u mean? am confused. copy typist?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on November 08, 2003, 04:06:27 PM
she said wai u r a copy-cat ;)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Bashir on November 10, 2003, 11:18:11 PM
who did i copy? i have pretensions to being a writer n i resent charges of plagiarism.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Waziri on November 11, 2003, 11:58:25 AM
Quotewho did i copy? i have pretensions to being a writer n i resent charges of plagiarism.

lol!!!

Bash you have a queer way of describing ppl and ppl have a queer way of describing your actions. Mark you Bash, K-onliners can definitely square the account.
Lol!!! Maybe with a square lager than yours.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: dandelion on November 19, 2003, 05:13:01 AM
Prince, princess or pauper, beggar, man, woman  or thing
Play the game with ev'ry flow'r you bring
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise.  ;D ;)
 hello how u all doin? d name is ddln, yaya azumi,
hey lyke to tell u all that ma birthday s on sallah 24th*********
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on November 19, 2003, 12:37:18 PM
;)
Quotebased on how u all sound, this i think is how u wd look and an examination of ur psyche.

13. baby gal: is one of those kano gals who has been spoilt by too much good living. she is fair n soft on d eye. like ice cream that is just begining to melt.

hey bash wot make yu think im a kano gal? wot makes yu think im soft like ice cream? lallai ma kai mala im fire fire............ ;) ;)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Bashir on November 22, 2003, 11:16:27 AM
ok baby gal. u r not from kano.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on November 23, 2003, 08:06:07 PM
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5. mudacris: ludacris, ludicrous, ridiculous.




Bashir: ur wayyo is like zat of Buggs Bunny, ur wickedness like that op Agent Smith (in ze matrix), ur writing skillz is like Sydney Sheldon and by ze way who told u i'm ridiculous? u habe a lot 2 pace....there will b more, stay tune.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on December 11, 2003, 09:33:03 PM
Assalamu Alaikum bako da sallam anka sanshi.Hello every body.
am just a guest.bye
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on December 12, 2003, 03:08:31 AM
Hi Bashir
Missed your description of me.
Don't have a pony-tail but I do wear my hair long (I'm an artist so its allowed) but its getting white now. Always a beard also. Was known as "maigemu" when I used to wander the Sabon Gari in the deep night.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 12, 2003, 08:13:51 PM
Nafi u r highly welcome to K-online. We r happy that u join us.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on December 12, 2003, 11:39:03 PM
Nafisa is a big name......ur most welcome sis......a registration will b a nice idea, dnt u think?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 13, 2003, 01:29:42 PM
I am the Bin Laden of K-online
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2003, 03:06:28 PM
wai hausanicious we dey support u.then who is the bush of this site.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2003, 03:16:54 PM
salam

nagode zezezee and hausaniciuos for giving me a warm welcome.bye
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 13, 2003, 05:13:22 PM
Quotewai hausanicious we dey support u.then who is the bush of this site.


Kai, Thanxs my dear Hadiza 4 dat support.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 13, 2003, 05:20:19 PM
Quotesalam

nagode zezezee and hausaniciuos for giving me a warm welcome.bye


nafi ur most welcome and we do hope u will have a nice stay in k-online.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on December 13, 2003, 06:18:08 PM
Kai hausanicious Al hamzah ne fa osama.
Just pray he does not test his kalashnikov on you  :-X


By the way welcome nafi....Enjoy the house......feel at home
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 14, 2003, 02:52:50 PM
QuoteKai hausanicious Al hamzah ne fa osama.
Just pray he does not test his kalashnikov on you ?:-X


Haba Dai Gogannaka!

Do u doubt my being the Osama of this house?

If so u doubt, then check me out in Iraq now with my Grenades, my AK47 Super Gun and my Al-Samud Missiles.

May be your doubtfulness will be cleared.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on December 15, 2003, 10:15:48 AM
Mudacris ne Mulla Omar... ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 26, 2003, 10:54:53 AM
A'a ni ne Adolph Hitler, ba ni da kyau wallahi! >:(
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 27, 2003, 10:49:58 AM
half CEE

Tell us who r u in K-online 8)

Ke wace ce a Kano online, a gaya mana. 8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on December 29, 2003, 07:46:26 PM
she iz ze Oprah winfrey of Kanoonline ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on December 29, 2003, 09:35:55 PM
Quote
she iz ze Oprah winfrey of Kanoonline ;D


Haba Muda!

Who will give her that?

She is the Kunama of K-online dai ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on January 03, 2004, 01:42:24 AM
Kai haba ..pls let poor old 1/2sy rest mana.....abi till she calls her senior brothers?


Saraki is the Alex Ferguson of this site
Admin kuma is the administrator of this site (cos i kow some dont know)


Who is who again?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on January 03, 2004, 01:21:19 PM
Medulla Obulongata is ze Homer Simpsons of ze porum!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Ibro2g on January 04, 2004, 01:00:19 AM
Kaiiii, Ana Bala'i a wajen nan. Okay!
I was once declared the Governor of Kanoonline by the Presido, Ummitah. Wit my famous campaign;" For the betterment of the people".

Now I dont know what I'd be... Maybe Don Corleone, or so lol
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on January 04, 2004, 07:49:21 PM
i can c dat we have MAFIAN'S in dis house.ppl like Don Corleone.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Masoyi on January 05, 2004, 05:11:21 PM
Nine ni :P

Prom kano ta dabo ci gari, koda me kazo anfika!

N.B amma fa a da kenan!

domin yanzu gaskiya akwai wanda suka fi mu! ?;D

Sai hakuri, don rijiyoyin MAI suna kudu! ? :o
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on January 06, 2004, 02:07:25 PM
kai ina dan oil is in d south ai bashi ne sun fimu ba.dont u c dat har yanzu kansu bai hadu ba.they use to fight each other. and havent u heard dat oil was found in the north around dat maiduguri area?.think twise aboki.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Dala on January 07, 2004, 12:13:44 AM
I would like to introduce myself into this community.

Name:   Tsumburbura
Age:     ??? (a week b4 bayajidda came to the North.)
sex: ?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: arubuta on January 08, 2004, 02:08:11 PM
tsumbbr your pic is very beautiful. you have a nice smile.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: EMTL on January 09, 2004, 01:39:29 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Come next August when kanonoliners again, if at all again, meet, we shall see who si who. Last August very few of the populars guys here went. The big culprits, Ibro, Kofa, Masoyi...... Goggo Tsumburbura hope you will be there and sit close to Gogannaka i will sit by the entrance, if you assure us of your coming or perhaps that will be good reason for an absence.

Bashir, what descriptions in humour !
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: EMTL on January 09, 2004, 01:42:54 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Come next August when kanonoliners again, if at all again, meet, we shall see who si who. Last August very few of the populars guys here went. The big culprits, Ibro, Kofa, Masoyi...... Goggo Tsumburbura hope you will be there and sit close to Gogannaka and DBZ i will sit by the entrance, if you assure us of your coming or perhaps that will be good reason for an absence.

Bashir thanks for your descriptions in humour !
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: arubuta on January 09, 2004, 02:18:08 PM
 dats it EMTL. The time will surely come but i think it a bit 2 far, bout 6 months. If God permits we will come.

I wonder if Goggo tsumbbr will be able to come - OLD AGE. does tbbr uses a walking stick? ??? will find out God willing
zzz i got u d ans is y + z = tbbr's age - x^3 8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: EMTL on January 09, 2004, 04:58:20 PM
Salaamz,
Arubuta you are wonderful mathematician. Goggo Tsumbur zata baka karamar jikarta ta zama Amarya....

Allah (SWT) Ya bamu alkhairin da ke cikin ranar Jum'a-amiyn.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Dala on January 09, 2004, 06:45:39 PM
don't worry,
I will be there dressed in white color clothes ;D

P.S.
Don't look at my leg's 'O or i will vanish immediately :o
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kilishi on January 09, 2004, 06:51:27 PM
The former picture of tsumburbura is more beutifull and fascinating,why did she change?/ :-[

:-[  Well let me give myself an answer,ita aljana kullum cikin canzawa take,yau baka gobe fara may be that's the reason she changed
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on January 09, 2004, 08:44:56 PM
Tsumburbura! is that the picture of Abraham Lincoln's wife?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Dante on January 10, 2004, 12:31:08 AM
You guys are really enjoying this conversation. with the aljanu's and the ppl of the matrix.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Masoyi on January 10, 2004, 01:53:41 AM
take a look at ze AURE SPOT board.

pls guys, banda karya. or else.......

tsimburbura kama su :o
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: arubuta on January 10, 2004, 01:54:04 PM
 thanks EMTL, but i think icant take the bag. this b'cos i wonder who on this earth will , what do i say, marry , enter into a lifetime ralationship with tbbra.
I guess d only person capable of this act is the one & only, the great in what he does , the attractive, the Irresistible one , yours and only(4 tbbr) ,MASOYI
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Masoyi on January 11, 2004, 12:00:49 AM
arubuta you don add fire for this conversation  :-[

what of if tsimburbura was real? and she said she

liked me?  :-[ :-X :-/
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: EMTL on January 13, 2004, 09:56:49 AM
Assalamu alaikum,
Yanzu dai tsakanin Arubuta da masoyi wa zai zama Angon Tsumbur.......? Ko Gogannaka yana ciki?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on January 13, 2004, 10:34:27 AM
Quote
zzz i got u d ans is y + z = tbbr's age - x^3 8)

shegen guy kenan!! u got that right.
;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on January 14, 2004, 09:09:31 PM
QuoteAssalamu alaikum,
Yanzu dai tsakanin Arubuta da masoyi wa zai zama Angon Tsumbur.......? Ko Gogannaka yana ciki?

Kai EMTL rufa min asiri.....
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Dante on January 15, 2004, 03:44:00 PM
Quote

Kai EMTL rufa min asiri.....

Amma fa gaskiya kunyi matching sosai.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on January 16, 2004, 09:51:04 PM
Kai kar fa abun ya zama gaskiya fa.....hmn ni fa matsoraci ne in gaya muku gaskiya :-[
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on January 17, 2004, 03:05:35 PM
ai G-naka, you will make a very good match btw u & the ultimate Aljana of k-online.

Ai the Original Tsimburbura married a man too! ko ba haka bane guys, Muda & Dante
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2004, 09:42:51 PM
;D Let's get back to track, the question is WHO ARE YOU ? Well I am the self appointed moderator of this dialogue, an ji ko? to a kula.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on January 21, 2004, 08:47:34 PM
Hmn see me see trouble o!person wey no be member  dey do coup for konline...na wa o.......abeg jare go register if u wan plan better coup.......
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on January 21, 2004, 08:56:46 PM
me too na so i see oooo!
abeg go register now now!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: arubuta on January 21, 2004, 09:14:33 PM
 just dont mind u, coz if the subject is of track, you will hurt the lovebirds........ u know who i mean. the 1 that should be hurt the most is Masoyi, i dont like to see that big red thing that he takes care of the most ( mind u xcept his tbbr) breakes into fragments. ::) so take care.
i just wonder who EMTL will be "waliyi" for but i just think its gwaggo ;D
keep the cool, masoyi 8) amma ban da kishiya coz u know tbbr
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on January 26, 2004, 11:04:26 PM
Quote
You guys are really enjoying this conversation. with the aljanu's and the ppl of the matrix.



kai dante yanzu fa is high time that mutane sun daina tsoron aljannu.coz mutum ma yanzu fa yafi aljani shedanci. u know that kuwa?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on February 04, 2004, 04:32:28 AM
here comes the BASKETMOUTH in the house.he dosen't hide any thing he saw or he hear.



  NB.he talks alot.so keep it in mind..
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on February 04, 2004, 11:53:16 PM
You r highly welkum basketmouth......hope u enjoy your stay...............

remember ko da me ka zo an fika(musamman ma surutu)......+the site is addictive so beware.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on February 05, 2004, 06:38:10 PM
i know goga that's y i join u guys in the surutu joint.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on February 05, 2004, 06:56:15 PM
Quotehere comes the BASKETMOUTH in the house.he dosen't hide any thing he saw or he hear.



? NB.he talks alot.so keep it in mind..


Welcome basketmouth, or should i say cofy-cat? U r bery welcome into ze porum, but i suggest 1 thing.....*fumming* ...GO BACK TO ZE JJC's CORNER!!!! >:(
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on February 05, 2004, 07:19:08 PM
Quote


Welcome basketmouth, or should i say cofy-cat? U r bery welcome into ze porum, but i suggest 1 thing.....*fumming* ...GO BACK TO ZE JJC's CORNER!!!! >:(



 HAHAHA basketmouth like to laugh.i know i dey JJC but the topic na WHO IS WHO abi? or u dey hide something 4 basketmouth ne? ok i c i go get u nxt time muda. basketmouth kake magana da shi fa.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hydra on February 09, 2004, 08:19:06 AM
Kofa or Whatever leave me alone okay. I'll supply the world with enough of my face and am sure they'll remember me before I vanish...Take timeout and meditate aight peace
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Twinkle on February 09, 2004, 12:53:08 PM
Lol Kai kuma daga ina? Is kofa holding u.. kodayake  :-X
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on February 09, 2004, 07:10:08 PM
Quote

?HAHAHA basketmouth like to laugh.i know i dey JJC but the topic na WHO IS WHO abi? or u dey hide something 4 basketmouth ne? ok i c i go get u nxt time muda. basketmouth kake magana da shi fa.



Basketmouth kasan sunan ka da Hausa?

Sunan ka Bukka baki boye hayaki ;D ;D ;D

am surprised how u agreed that u r a jjc. If so then go to the General Board and declare ur self
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on February 11, 2004, 01:04:35 AM
hausanicious wetin u dey talk? my hausaname? yes thats me i no dey hideanything.thanks man 4 this una name.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on February 11, 2004, 01:13:45 AM
QuoteLol Kai kuma daga ina? Is kofa holding u.. kodayake ?:-X

yeyeye kadayake what.......twinkle say it to the world pls.


  BASKETMOUTH TELL AM
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on February 11, 2004, 02:39:32 PM
Quotehausanicious wetin u dey talk? my hausaname? yes thats me i no dey hideanything.thanks man 4 this una name.



Basketmouth u have so many names in Hausa but this is one of them, so manage it like that.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: sadiq_ahmed on February 12, 2004, 06:04:38 PM
what
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: shira on February 12, 2004, 06:34:01 PM
I am the ultimate guy,clean shave,handsome,dedicated to whateever course,ardent reader of hausa novels ::)living with a senior sister,guiding jelously over my girl ;D i know u now know who i am mr shira from Bauchi state,nice to meet u guys,i know some will start shouting jjc ;),well i am not a jjc, :Pregisterd since 03,but not getting enough time to respond ???
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: shira on February 12, 2004, 06:36:05 PM
oh i frget i joined in 2002 not 03,as earlier stated :-*
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kalala on February 12, 2004, 09:54:37 PM
salam !!
introducing Mr kalala in the house (kalala & kalalatu) ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on February 12, 2004, 09:58:04 PM
Quoteoh i frget i joined in 2002 not 03,as earlier stated :-*


duk babu matsala.u r highly welcome dai.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on February 13, 2004, 07:26:10 PM
Hausanicious?? is that supposed to be the Hausa version of Fulanicious??
mhn...plenty names dey for this K-online. chey!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: prince on February 13, 2004, 10:14:03 PM
ha ha ha here come the prince in the house   8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Guduma on February 17, 2004, 05:46:38 PM
Hey guys, no one noticed me! I am Guduman dukan kato! If u mess up, I hammer u......mercilessly, so take care.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on February 18, 2004, 09:12:06 PM
QuoteHausanicious?? is that supposed to be the Hausa version of Fulanicious??
mhn...plenty names dey for this K-online. chey!


No u r wrong Mr. Human Head (Eskimo).

Hausanicious! is not a translation of any language. If u don't know now u know.

Hausanicious strictly ?means a typical Hausa Man, with both typical Hausa parents, who was born and brought up in a typical Hausa Land and who speaks nothing but purely typical Hausa Language. Ka gane ko?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on February 19, 2004, 01:24:13 AM
EASY MAN. Haushi akabaka ne hausanicious? 8) 8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on February 20, 2004, 08:34:34 PM
mhn ba shakka, Allah ya bada hakuri dan hausawa.
I was just wondering
yaya kuke da barbushe ;D ince ko dan wa da dan kani kuke. :P :P
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on February 20, 2004, 08:37:21 PM
QuoteHey guys, no one noticed me! I am Guduman dukan kato! If u mess up, I hammer u......mercilessly, so take care.

Please HAMMER Hausanicious for me :D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: alimsuf on February 21, 2004, 01:05:20 PM
QuoteHey guys, no one noticed me! I am Guduman dukan kato! If u mess up, I hammer u......mercilessly, so take care.
Beware Guduma, he have police on this forum: He is Mr. cinnaka ban san na gida ba. He no no bribe and egunje. He has good reputation. If U dear hammer my Hausanicious, I will issue him Ur arrest warrant. And U r going to serve Ur jail term in Guatanom terrorist prison for terrerising any of our fellow..
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: figorms on March 02, 2004, 02:41:30 PM
i think no one has heard of me yet ko.
i damage 44 people in a week and i bet u no one want's to know how cos if u do then u are already a victim, that is why they call me yamagudu dokinkarfe. i can shake the hand that built kanoonline with the blink of an eye, when i am anyoned even the clords take cover. 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hafsy_Lady on March 02, 2004, 02:43:28 PM
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AM SO SCARED AM PEEING IN MAH PANTIES ::)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Masoyi on March 03, 2004, 02:26:58 AM
QuoteHey guys, no one noticed me! I am Guduman dukan kato! If u mess up, I hammer u......mercilessly, so take care.

Welcome to the community mr guduma.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Guduma on March 03, 2004, 12:11:58 PM
Hehehehehe.... hafsy dear, watz in the panties?  
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: ali_grema on March 03, 2004, 10:36:05 PM
why bother?i really want to know what your gonna do with the info?hope your not offended!!!
  i'm ali grema and thats all 4 now!!!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zaki on March 07, 2004, 10:37:29 PM
hellooooo every one k-online iam zaki
hooooooooooo hoooooooooo zaki in the house. :o
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: fastboi on March 08, 2004, 12:40:03 AM
Hello everyone! My suna is Fastboi and I am very glad this place exists, simply cus it's Nija. I'm not from Kano, ni dan Kaduna ne 100%. But there's no Kaduna Online right now, and even if there was it would definitely suck, so here I am.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: friend on March 20, 2004, 03:39:08 AM
dis goes 2 hausanicious or watever u cal urself i think u are preet lousy and kind of rude but am nt suprise coz ur 4rm kano
kai dan cikin gari ne ko? u better change ur name coz it sound kaman na mata dnt take it 2 personal jst an advice. den 2 ur Q who is who in k-online i dn think Q such as dis shld be askd i mean wat are u tryin 2 prove by askin who is who ha growup and get real jst joind da site but its preety borin bcoz we ve lots of arrogant pple pn line dats why we are nt makin any progress come on GUYS we kan do beter so whos wit me,JOIN FRIEND AND MAKE DA BEST IN KANO ON LINE PEACE
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: beautilicious on March 20, 2004, 03:35:31 PM
hey friend i totally agree with you. nice comment
hausanicious, that name is lame
kano pple u need to be more lively!
u need to log in more often
but hey dont worry
with alienbuddyb and friend on line....
expect the unexpected!
this site cud b d coolest eva but that ll be when u guys learn sense and send messages and log in mor frequently!
wel cheerz!!!! ;)
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: zezezee on March 20, 2004, 09:56:26 PM
Quotehey friend i totally agree with you. nice comment
hausanicious, that name is lame
kano pple u need to be more lively!
u need to log in more often
but hey dont worry
with alienbuddyb and friend on line....
expect the unexpected!
this site cud b d coolest eva but that ll be when u guys learn sense and send messages and log in mor frequently!
wel cheerz!!!! ;)


who r these peeps???? but hey, we r waitin for the parties to start kickin!!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: beautilicious on March 21, 2004, 01:56:00 PM
Quote


who r these peeps???? but hey, we r waitin for the parties to start kickin!!

hey zezezezeeeee,
this name is lame as well! sounds like a girl's to me.
anyway, that's not the point here!
see, u'll get to know who we r when u log on more often!
and to be sincere, this site sucks!
at 1st i thought of it as u know, a fun-filled place- the way my friend talked about it! but then when i came in, oops! am i in the right place?
so all friend and i are trying to tell u is to WAKE UP!
come on, u know this site cud be better. so y dont u join us and make it so?
mind u neither friend nor me are from Kano but still, 1 religeon 1 language 1 culture!
so are u with me or are u with me???
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on March 22, 2004, 10:57:17 AM
Quote

hey zezezezeeeee,
this name is lame as well! sounds like a girl's to me.
anyway, that's not the point here!
see, u'll get to know who we r when u log on more often!
and to be sincere, this site sucks!
at 1st i thought of it as u know, a fun-filled place- the way my friend talked about it! but then when i came in, oops! am i in the right place?
so all friend and i are trying to tell u is to WAKE UP!
come on, u know this site cud be better. so y dont u join us and make it so?
mind u neither friend nor me are from Kano but still, 1 religeon 1 language 1 culture!
so are u with me or are u with me???


No wonder ur name is alienbuddy, u this JJC u got no resfect at all por ur elders, do not just bumf into ze appairs op ozas n beggin 2 talk shit...b carepul fa :o u dont habe any idea who zezeze is fa :o, ip our site "sucks" zen what ze hell brought u here? DOnt b a bad gurl, what kynd op coolness do u want zis site 2 b again....online farties kike so?
Mtssssssssssssssssss!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: thegood on March 22, 2004, 11:49:22 AM
assalaamu-alaikum,

Thegood is here..................anyone wants to have  goodies?
All 'r welkome................sai kun zo.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: friend on March 22, 2004, 01:16:31 PM
hey muda luv i think u are rude hw dare u tk 2 alien like dat u better apolozie or else u will b in ma black bk
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: gogannaka on March 22, 2004, 01:36:31 PM
Quotehey muda luv i think u are rude hw dare u tk 2 alien like dat u better apolozie or else u will b in ma black bk

Hmn...na wa o! yau ka ga rigima..posts uku kawai amma har wani black book gare ta...lallai rigima dey for this konline..we better brace up............nways friend u r welcome to the family...enjoy yuwa peaceful stay(i hope it will be peaceful).....
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Eskimo on March 22, 2004, 01:46:26 PM
May she opened a Black Book during herv registration please check with the admin ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: friend on March 22, 2004, 04:38:00 PM
hey eskimo dats a gud 1 its dat al u can say u can do better dan dat so keep ur mouth shout if u dnt ve anything nice 2 say AM FRIEND SO WATCH UR MOUTH I HATE RUDE PPLE U ARE IN MA BLACK BK
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2004, 06:34:23 AM
:o
salam - I wanted to know if Amka sweets is still on Club Road and if they are still open for business?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2004, 12:49:30 PM
hmmn Mr Marwan is that an advertisement or question 8) there r smart peep in this world
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: *~MuDa~* on March 23, 2004, 09:13:38 PM
Quotehey muda luv i think u are rude hw dare u tk 2 alien like dat u better apolozie or else u will b in ma black bk



Ok za reason is b'cos she was rude 2 an eminent memeber op kanoonline...Zezezee...she is knew...she dont know ze members yet n she habe began 2 insult him? Haba!!! Me i cannot tolerate Zis kind op attitude....dont u guys know zat we hab a folice oppicer in kanoonline? Anyway ip ur mad @ me ... am sorry...we @ kanoonline r bery welcoming but ip u take us por granted we also turn our backs...fls alienbuddy Sinktwice O!

N u Friend ... which kind BK book r u talking about? Tin yanzu? Na wao! I hope say u bring justice come k-Online!
U guys r both welkom 2 tha pamily ;D
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on March 25, 2004, 06:02:03 PM
Quotehey friend i totally agree with you. nice comment
hausanicious, that name is lame
kano pple u need to be more lively!
u need to log in more often
but hey dont worry
with alienbuddyb and friend on line....
expect the unexpected!
this site cud b d coolest eva but that ll be when u guys learn sense and send messages and log in mor frequently!
wel cheerz!!!! ;)


Oooops!!!

Its been long since I entered this forum. I am most happy with this wonderful comment about me Mr. Friend and Mr. alienbuddy. U ppl are really welcome to this site. When I saw this comment, actually, it really makes me proud, u know why? Cos I never expect that such Humble and nice guyz like u will appreciate my name and praise me the way u do, once again u r welcome to our site.

Mr. alien, I believe u r in the right place, but u will understand when u stay a little longer with us.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on March 26, 2004, 10:42:05 PM
Quoteassalaamu-alaikum,

Thegood is here..................anyone wants to have ?goodies?
All 'r welkome................sai kun zo.


we have the GOOD in the house. Remain the BAD and the UGLY.
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: beautilicious on March 26, 2004, 11:00:41 PM
hi hausanicious
jus wanted to let u know that friend and i are both misses not misters k?
and yeah, i guess this site is a bit fun somehow. so may stay longer than i intended!
i come in peace!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: beautilicious on March 28, 2004, 03:23:35 PM
PROFESSIONALISM TEST
READ OUT LOUD
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
Tis is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the 3rd word of each sentence downwards!
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: Hausanicious on March 28, 2004, 09:08:23 PM
Quotehi hausanicious
jus wanted to let u know that friend and i are both misses not misters k?
and yeah, i guess this site is a bit fun somehow. so may stay longer than i intended!
i come in peace!


Thankx for the correction
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: kofa on April 20, 2004, 01:28:54 AM
Quote from: "alienbuddy"PROFESSIONALISM TEST
READ OUT LOUD
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
Tis is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the 3rd word of each sentence downwards!


nice one buddy got another one that last for a minute?
Title: Re: WHO IS WHO IN K-ONLINE
Post by: basketmouth on May 02, 2004, 08:21:36 PM
Quote from: "al_hamza"as i put my grenade on the left side, and a klashnikov AK79 assault Machine gun on the other side of the keayboard,
i type "i am the self-proclaimed mujahideen of k-online"
;D


WE HAVE THE MUJAHIDIN. IS THERE  ANY ALQEIDA?