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chit-chat / Re: K-liners:Pls Rush n pick ur 100,000 kobo Conun
« on: December 11, 2003, 01:16:08 PM »
OFCOURSE U CAN PARTICIPATE BUT AT THE END OF IT ALL, EACH OF THE JUDGES WILL PICK HIS BEST AFTERWHICH U WILL SCRUTINISE AND ARRIVE AT A SINGLE WINNER. Nura.

dfynest, I don,t think I cheated. All i did was to set the ball rolling. As u can see anybody can be picked up by the panel of judges. So don't worry u may be the one.
Thanks.
Nura.

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chit-chat / K-liners:Pls Rush n pick ur 100,000 kobo Conundrum
« on: November 17, 2003, 04:00:13 PM »
Welcom To The "Conundrumer"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The forum today goes this way; you are to respect and answer the BOLDED question. And at the end of it all, Gimbiya, Fulanicious and Waziri will arbitrate, by picking the best answerer/answeress. The person will be given 100,000 kobo whenever kanoonliners re-converge.

Here we are: WHAT IS THE BEST AND ONLY THING IN LIFE THAT U WILL LIVE TO CHERISH?!

For instance; your happiest day in life, joyous moment in life etc. But remember, that the moment should be best and most enlivening.

But wait!!!! ance wai so sone amma sonkai ......

Hence, I must start.

For me, the best best and only thing in my life is: I don't know the day 'am gonna die. Because had it been I knew, that would have been terrible indeed!!!! Uhm, a count down to kick bucket????

Just check this out fellow  K-onliners ne ko inliners, upliners or outliners??????????????????  

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chit-chat / Re: Filin Cigiya
« on: November 17, 2003, 04:09:53 PM »
Assalamu Alaikum,

Wato naga alamar cewa dymequeen ta tattara yanata yanata tayi "pick race". Ke wai ba kya ganin cewar wannan halin kauyawa ne? Please we are urging u to cum back to lime light domin yanzu kina dim light ne.

Nura

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chit-chat / Re: Pyar kiya he?
« on: November 14, 2003, 05:12:59 PM »
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salam alaikum

LUV IS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a nice definition! Are u getting married ne soon or what? Pls, I need some elaborations.

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chit-chat / Re: Pyar kiya he?
« on: November 14, 2003, 05:09:12 PM »
 Ibro2g,
My own definition of love is care and affection. But if we are to be sincere with ourselves, love has no boundry, it all depends on how u view it.Just as beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so luv is it...just in the... eyes of the giver or receiver ...ne? ;D ::)

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chit-chat / Yanning power@DVD.com
« on: January 22, 2004, 09:23:59 PM »
This letter is from X file to LUV/high tecc.htm

3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,
 Tech Support Dear Tech Support:

 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
 and noticed a slow down in the performance of flower
 and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
 under Boyfriend 5.0

 In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
 valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed
 undesirable programs such as FOOTBALL 5.0 and CRICKET 3.0.

 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

 Desperate

 ***************************

 Dear Desperate,

 First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
 package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try
 to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2 beta.
 Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications:
 Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can
 cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
 silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 ME, or Beer 6.1.
 Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
 SnoringLoudly.WAV files.

 DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
 Boyfriend program (versions 1 to n+1). These are not supported
 applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
 does have a limited memory and cannot learn new
 applications quickly. You might consider buying
 additional software to improve performance. I
 personally recommend Hot Food

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chit-chat / Re: Maraba da Zuwa Filin wasa kwakwalwa
« on: January 30, 2004, 10:35:35 PM »
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Haba jibo, mu kenan kuma an manta da mu ne a cikin

wannan fili na wasa kwakwalwa! cikakkyan bahaushe

kamar ni, amma ace an manta dani a cikin wannan

fili na muhawara ?:(

>:(Wow! :'(Masoyi, kayi hakuri. Amma zaka iya duba duk tambayar da kaga tayi maka ka amsa. Kuma babu wayo a ciki.

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chit-chat / Re: Maraba da Zuwa Filin wasa kwakwalwa
« on: January 30, 2004, 10:23:04 PM »
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 Sarkin Bokaye Gara


Sarkin Boka ya cewa sarki he only have 40 days to live. and sarki worried and because of that he lost the weight.

so what is my prize, domin kuwa na sosa my brain. [/b]

?:) :) Uhhmm! :DTo shike nan karki damu domin naki "price is a special one". Abin da za'a yi shi ne a matsayi na na mai lura da wannan filin mahawara, Ina ganin price dinki shi ne in sauka daga wannan kujera in bar maki kici gaba da lura da ita. Wato" Your price is just to man the situation for now" Har sai in mun dawo sati mai zuwa. Sannan idan mun dawo babu wanda ya iya amsawa to sai ki bani izinin amsawa. Wato a bani Gari. Saboda naga alama cewar Hausawa irin su Ummita da Zee-zee da Gogannaka sun karaya. ?:D 8)

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chit-chat / Re: Maraba da Zuwa Filin wasa kwakwalwa
« on: January 30, 2004, 10:14:26 PM »
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I have a feeling that Jibo doesn't know the answers either. 'cos I know I have answered right.

Oh God! How dare me to wrong my precious G? Its alright, your explanation -noted. Pls u should't mind. Ai ba sai an fada ba cewar duk cikin gidan nan babu hausawan kirki. Idan ba haka ba ai sai a amsa mana ko ba haka ba?

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chit-chat / Re: Maraba da Zuwa Filin wasa kwakwalwa
« on: January 29, 2004, 10:29:44 PM »
Na dai gane cewar tambayoyin nan "are very tough" shi yasa kowa yake complaining. Amma duk wanda zai iya amsawa an bashi gari.

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chit-chat / Maraba da Zuwa Filin wasa kwakwalwa
« on: January 22, 2004, 09:15:04 PM »
SANNUNKU DA ZUWA FILIN WASA KWAKWALWA!
Barkanku da zuwa yanar gizo gizo. Sai kowa ya bararraje ya hau yayi shanya. Dama aka muke ko ba haka ba onliners?

Filin zai yi tambayoyi akan littattafai kamar haka:
*Magana Jari ce
*Iliya dan mai karfi
*Ruwan Bagaja
*Sauna
Da sauransu.
Saboda haka wannan satin Za muyi tambayoyi ?ne akan ?Magana Jari ce kawai. Saura kuma sai mako na gaba idan Allah ya kai mu.

Tambaya ta farko: Gogannnaka ko kuma ince Gwani na gwanaye. A labarin Mai Arziki ko a Kwara ya sai da Ruwa, akwai wani Yaro ?wanda Inna ta Nakasar da shi ta mai da shi mai kusumbi. Ya ya sunan wannan yaro? Idan ba zaka iya ba sai ka bada Gari Waziri ya fada maka.

Tambaya ta biyu: Gareka Hausanicious, ko kuma dan Hausa. Bala da Nwanko sun tafi wani Gari domin a raba masu gardama. Bamu sunan wannan Garin?

Tambaya ta uku: Mudacris, A cikin Labarin Rai na kama kaga Gayya. Akwai wani Tsuntsu da ya addabi Jama'a. Ya ya sunan wannan Tsuntsun?

Tambaya ta hudu:Ummita, bamu sunan Yaro mai dan tsuntsun nan da ake kira Kanari. Bari ma na danyi maki matashiya. Shi ne wanda Sarkin Garinsu ya aika a kira shi domin yana matukar son waannan Tsuntsu.

Tambaya ta Biyar: Gimbiya, karasa mana taken wannan: Labarin Sarkin Zairana da Sarkin ........

Tambaya ta shida: Gareki Tsumburbura. Cikin shi wannan Labari dai na sarkin Zairana, Sarkin Boka ya fada masa maganin da zaiyi amfani da shi domin ya rage kiba. Menene wannan Magani da aka fada masa. Wannan tambaya nasan zata bai wa Gimbiya damar amsa ta ta tambayar cikin Ruwan sanyi. Idan kuma duk baza ku iya ba to Hafsatu ko kuma dai (1/2sy) mun baki Gari.

Tambaya ta bakwai: Dan Banza! In har ka cika Dan Banzan sai ka bamu mu sha. A Labarin Abokinka WoWo dan Mallam,lokacin da Babansa zai mutu ya barwa Amininsa wasici da kuma amanar Dukiyar sa cewar ya ajiye idan dansa Wowo yayi Hankali sai ya bashi. Ya ya sunan wannan Amini na Uban WoWo?

To Jama'a nan Zamu dakata sai mako na gaba. Sai dai kafin mu tafi, Fulanicious sai ki shirya idan Allah ya kaimu mako mai zuwa Zaki bamu Labarin Dan uwanki Sauna dan Fulani kafin kizo ki bamu Labarin yadda su kayi da Barayin Banki.
Saboda haka ko mai zaku fada sai ku fadi, ni babu ruwana ko oho.Domin Waziri Aku ya ce ba ruwan Arziki da mugun Gashi wanda Allah ya ba Hakuri yafi a Zage shi. Ka da dai ku gaji da ni. Ina son na yi wa Tsohuwar mamba ta wannan kungiya sannu da dawowa domin kwana biyu bama jin duriyarta. Amma naga ta dawo. Barka da zuwa "Twinkle".

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chit-chat / Re: What's your Sign?
« on: February 02, 2004, 01:25:54 PM »
Leo.
so what's my situation fine girl?

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chit-chat / Re: Love Story Has Only Two Words: Love and...Part
« on: November 14, 2003, 04:48:00 PM »
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I disagree I believe that in love story there's more than two words.. it can be love and determination, love and communication, love and hate and so on. but love and deception is so not in it.

Gimbiya, the reason why I call it love and deception is this; if u look at the content of the story well from the begining to end,the 'naughty girl' succeded in deceiving herself, and that's how she ended up in a mess. Because she was left with nobody to hook unto. Even the lawyer that she was suppose to get married to, is no where to be found. She was left stranded with out any hope. I mean she's just like a lone ranger! But like u said, love doesn't confine it self to deception alone. It all depends on the conditions and circumstances.

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chit-chat / Re: Love Story Has Only Two Words: Love and...Part
« on: November 12, 2003, 05:32:03 PM »
Kai! Kai! Kai! Ku dakata ku dakata. Wallahi Waziri ya iya bada labari. The whole story was explit. He never hide his feelings. Even though, it was a real shocker, but the guy seriously tried for nursing her like a baby.I don't think people like me can love like Waz.

But seriously speeking, we should all learn from the fella.It was one of those things that can befall anybody. I totally agree that luv story has 2 words: Love and deception :'(

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chit-chat / Re: Love Story Has Only Two Words: Love and...Part
« on: November 12, 2003, 05:30:32 PM »
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A'a show! juss b'cus of luv one muss dress nicely! All in white........what u muss b a GHOSTLY dressed u

Of course yes, Waziri was right. But Ummita, how d u imagine your self been called suddenly by your boy friend while  looking wretched?

She is takin her tym, she has 2 apply make up & also dress 2 impress u

What an absolute conviction? That is to show u the level of preparation she has to do just to win the fine boy. But how do u see  kanoonliners?


DID SHE TELL U ALL THAT 2 UR FACE? "Ouch"!!! it hurts :o

You see, one must be mindful of his/ her language in this regard. I quite agree with u Ummita, it was really a bluff that one will never ever forget in his life.

Whoaaaa Look its robocop abi more or less na lovycop.....

Kai! Ummita, it seems u are highly  tantalise by Waz gist. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been anatomising it from head to toe.Cheers!

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