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chit-chat / Re: Make Me Laugh!
« on: August 26, 2007, 11:05:35 PM »
American tourists driving down from Jos to Kano stop at Tudun Wada Dankadai.
Trader sees them coming but has nothing much to sell so he grabs a pile of goat's shit and speads it out over the table.
American tourist approaches and asks "Gee, what are these?"
"These are special learning tablets" replies the trader "made from a ancient remedy and dried in the wholesome rays of the sun."
" Gee, how much are they?" asks the American
" 35 Naira each" replies the trader
" I'll try one" says the American, handing over a bundle of Naira and popping a "tablet" in his mouth.
" Ugh" he exclaims, spitting it out again "That tasted like goat shit!"
" See" says the trader " You're learning already!"
;D ;D :Dlol.... its very funny and creative too.it shows da impractical perception of americans.

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: August 18, 2007, 02:12:04 AM »
I feel strangling MTN >:(
Sun sace maka kudi ne?
Sata ne mana tunda zaka yi waya amma ba za ka ji kome ba. Kuma an cire maka kudi.
i dey wit u man,these guyz are nottin but exploiters

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chit-chat / Re: Who know how to have a good time?
« on: August 18, 2007, 01:27:27 AM »
Sim city? Inda akafi sayar da Sim Card kenan?

Nope.
Sim city = mobile phone. Ba a cikin nan  su ke gama rayuwar su ba?  ;D
indeed! ba shakka mobile phone shine birnin sim[sim city].
ina fatan suna nishadi a cikin birnin ko.adios

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: August 11, 2007, 05:07:18 AM »
blimey! bid you safe journey,hope u'll bring some tsaraba back cos all these adios shud not go unnoticed

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chit-chat / Re: Who know how to have a good time?
« on: August 11, 2007, 04:54:34 AM »
For sure IBB where exactly is sin city?
As for me insha allah this coming weekend i intend to do some shopping, visiting friends, and also spending some quality time with my family.

Sin City is just a saying. lol. It was my friend's birthday so we travel out of town to spend it for 2nites. I thot I was gonna commit some sin in the trip. Lucky 4 me I got no show. LOL

Just curious, cause the only city i know that has the label Sin City is Las Vegas, Nevada (U.S).
ow o, i think some cities has risen to the stage sincity.cties lyk rio de janeiro where carnivals in which people strip naked takes place.

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chit-chat / watz all these nitpick on hausa girlz
« on: August 11, 2007, 04:08:38 AM »

hausa men nowadays complain much about their female couterparts.
they complain about behavior like lack of comittment,high level of materialism,deception,carefree attitude and so many more.
people are also connectin this attitude to the rampant failure of marriages nowadays and the increasin number of barchelors dat are
afraid of indulgin demselvs in a potential failure.
some fellows even tagged hausa girlz as long term investment(u hav to suffer a lot before gettin attention).some men recently prefer going out wit a girl from another tribe in order to dodge those nitpicks.i srongly go against dat cos i'm a conservative person(i enjoy gargajiya a lot),i think runnin away from the trouble isn't gonna solve any of the problems.but...
is it possible to have a hitch free relationship wit a hausa girl which can lead to a successful marriage?

note:i'm neither a male chauvinist nor a feminist,it just so discomfortin to be hearin those niptiks on our fellow female counterparts,besides they are our mothers.i hope the girlz in particular will give some remedies to this situation.

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chit-chat / Re: Relationship
« on: August 11, 2007, 03:08:04 AM »
Madalla for that bayani.

P.s i dint see anything i think i was just being parnoid bt thanks for the tip :)

wo wo wo, amira,its o.k. to b scared,if not for the protection allah(swt) has given us and the faith we have,u may probably
run mad.
i'm sayin this cos i've been subjected to same situation.i was sleepin on my bed when i heard someone speakin french beside my me,from my frightened translation i assumed dat the jin told her pals to leave this guy for now,igot stunned & couldn't move for some minutes,i just kept prayin and wished our ladan will call for subhi prayer early.
i think the jinn enjoys frightenin humans,therefore gettin afraid them only makes them wanna scare you more until u get mad.just stick to
the protective stuffs given to us by the prophet(saw).

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chit-chat / Re: Forum Avatars
« on: August 11, 2007, 02:35:46 AM »
hmmm,avatar readin,dats interestin,it sounds lyk fun to me.
if its o.k. i'll also lyk to do some avatar readin too.
gogannaka's avatar depicts a sarcastic(fun lovin) person in my mind,his posts also strengthens dat depiction.
dan-borno's avatar potrays "tada kura zunguri kurya",a dan-kauye type of person who likes being significant and wheneva he did't get one,he displays his kauyanci.his posts also strengthens this statement.
adios amigos.

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chit-chat / Re: HELP ME TRANSLATE
« on: August 11, 2007, 02:07:47 AM »
i'll lyk to kno the hausa translation of;
-decade
-millenium
-prehistoric
-feminism
hope i can get the ans soon!

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chit-chat / Re: whats going on?
« on: August 11, 2007, 01:55:49 AM »
ba sai an kula kashi zaiyi doyi ba?
       hey dan-borno o wateva u call urself,i didn't com here to hav a row wit anyone o.k. i had some wit lots of people sometime ago,i guess u r the "kashi" in this situation cos u re behavin lyk one.
       muhsin,amira and co,its nice to kno dat there re sensible lads around here,i think i kno wats going on now,god bless u guyz.

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Literature / Re: A Weird Hope (A Novel)
« on: August 05, 2007, 05:33:59 AM »
its really nice,writin a book on students relationships is a very nice move cos the majority of book readers are students,its a nice way of gettin some sense into their heads.i hope you wrote about being broke at school.

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chit-chat / whats going on?
« on: August 05, 2007, 05:27:10 AM »
i visited here after a very long tym hopin to see some hot new topics,unfortunately i saw 4 -5 year old topics,
where is the creativity?
where is the fun?
where is the so called chitchat?
i thot chitchat means casual conversation,
its not lyk u guyz re dead or something,things do happens in ur day 2 day life,y dont u chat about it.
whats going on guys?

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General Board / Re: 'Begging' As A Tool For Blackmail
« on: August 05, 2007, 05:01:11 AM »
its a stunning story,nice one.

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General Board / Re: can manyan mutane buy their way into sarauta?????
« on: August 05, 2007, 04:48:53 AM »
hola amira,it could have been more precise to ask "how frequent does manyan mutane buy their way into sarauta?",this epidemic started its sporadic spread since the day traditional rulers lost thier powers to democracy.the emir has to lure the capitalist and xtremely rich people,which are the so called "manyan mutane" in order to satisfy his own policies.
anyway i dont blame the emirs,they were stripped of thier powers and set to work under thier servants,it takes a man wit good faith to take his eyes off the cash.i hope i have answered ur question.adios amiga

P.S. i'll lyk to commend on the way u've been keepin the lively,i've been AWOL for lyk two yrs,i never thot i'll fyn it as interestin as when ummita,ibro2g and the rest are active,i guess i'm wrong,u guyz are doing hell of a job here.

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chit-chat / LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!
« on: May 12, 2005, 01:39:15 PM »
wow!u realy think u can freestyle in journalism?I dont know y k-onliners neva tell u d plain facts......sumthings r beta left unsaid!Presido,indeed? when did d elections take place,well it wasnt a free and fair one....
u think am arrogant,huh?cuz i dont consider u as d presido........cool!
i love pple misunderstanding me.i`ve just been laying lowand watching d k-onliners 4rm d sidelines.ciao!

P.S:ummita,no strings attached,no shakings nd no hard feelings.
2 d otha k-onliners,pls stop lickin ummita`s feet!

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