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chit-chat / Analogy Scam!
« on: March 08, 2011, 06:43:27 PM »
Salam everybody, analogy scam goes as simple as this. From the analogy below a series of presumed questions and answers will follow. So anyone is welcome to assume what other viewer of this room will is wondering in his head about the analogy. Then you ask and another answers.

Hope you will enjoy it and contribute as well.

Thank you
IBB



War strategy: A warrior - Each warrior lights 5 fires
Business strategy: A sussage - A batch of sussage

Any idea?
Ans: Khan of Mongol fire batches

Who is Khan of Mongol?
Ans: Temujin

Who is Temujin?
Why 1 lights 5 fires?


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Announcements / Wedding Notification
« on: January 15, 2009, 02:08:09 PM »
Hello members I wish to announce to you that my wedding Fatiha is schedule to take place on Sat 31/01/09 at Maradi in Niger.

I'm therefore kindly requesting for your good prayers and share the joy with me.

Thank you.

IBB

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According to Abraham Lincoln democracy is a govt of the people, by the people, and for the people. I dont see it that way. As per as i'm concern it is a Monster of the people, by the monster and for the monsters.

Monster of the people -Masses are scared of their govt, they cant confront their so called govt to claim their rights - Tell me isnt that govt a monster - sucking their blood

Monster by the monsters - Monsters choose among theirselves who to be the next monster-The masses votes no longer count actually never count - why vote anyway?

Monster for the monsters - What has the monster done to the masses - But we know what the monster did to the so called elite - I call them monsters

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chit-chat / Two Things are Involve
« on: November 22, 2007, 09:50:09 PM »
Are you a civilian or a soldier?

If you are a civilian you safe if you are a soldier two things are involve

You either be in office or battle field

If you are in office you are safe if you are in a battle field two things are involve

You either shoot or be shot

If you shoot you are safe if you are shot two things are involve

You either get injured or die

If you are injured you are safe if you die two things are involve

You either rot or be buried

If you rot you are safe if you are buried two things are involve

You either turn to sand or manure

If you turn to sand you are safe if you turn to manure two tings are involve

You either be used as a garden manure or manure for a forest tree

If you turn to garden manure you are safe if you turn to forest tree manure two things are involve

You will either be cut down and use as furniture or paper

If you are use as a furniture you are safe if you are use as a paper two things are involve

You are either use as a writting paper or toilet paper

If you are use as a writting paper you are safe if you use as a toilet paper two things are involve

You either be use to wipe the back or the front

If you are use to wipe the back you are safe if you are use to wipe the front two things are involve

You either be place there or inside

If you are place there you are safe if you are put inside two things are involve

You either be removed or stay there

If you are removed you are safe if you stay there I DONT KNOW.

ARE TWO THINGS INVOLVE?

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Member Poetry / Garden of Rose
« on: November 22, 2007, 06:09:17 AM »
I'm not good at this but let me try. Ait dont laugh tell me what you think of it

I wrote it for my one n only here we go

Him: Me and you, baby can we take a walk?

Her: We can walk, baby hold my hand

Him: Me and you, baby can we walk?

Her: We can walk, walk to the garden of roses

Him: Me and you, baby can we chat?

Her: We can chat, chat in the garden with roses

Him: Me and you, baby can we sit?

Her: We can sit, sit in the garden of roses

Him: Me and you, baby can we love?

Her: We can love, love in the garden with roses


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chit-chat / Distort my name
« on: November 19, 2007, 09:58:46 PM »
Hi everyone this is a little fun may be bit off for some members. But I will like it if you guys should try it out

What we 'll be doing here is distorting members name just for the fun of it

Ait lets go

Lawalli = Law-wali = Law-protector = Police = Dan-sanda

Sadiq = Sir-di** = Zakari

DanBorno = Dan-born-o = Daneil-Baban-o = Daneil-Babawo

Hafsee = Half-see = One-eye = Dhujjal

Gogannaka = Go-gun-naka = Harbi-naka = Cinnaka (Cinnaka harbi na gida harbi na waje)

I will stop here to give you guys some chance to try. Try these names:

Muhsin
Amira
Husnna
Bakan-gizo
Dan-Kauye
Nuraddeen
Waduz
Myself
Bayya

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chit-chat / Question 'n Answers
« on: September 27, 2007, 02:59:02 AM »
I dont know if this topic should be in Chit-Chat or General board I will leave that to Admin to deal with it. I guess this the most frequent visited section so I will open it here.

Yes this is a question and answers (Q&A) room. Anybody that has a question to ask regarding anything or need help or advice can post it here. Questions/advice regarding religion, health, studies, food, finance, business, fashion, entertainment, marriage, relationship, love e.t.c. Even electrical or mechanical problem with your electronics or cars you can post it here.

E.g:

Advice on dos and dont on first date

Advice on ideal romantic locations

How to change a dead bulb

My laptop is slow how can i make it faster?

Is it Halal to eat bush-meat?

I have eczema, acne, or skin problem any doctor here?

I cant use the Natural log (ln) function on my calculator can anybody help?

My husband dont come home early, how can i make him change?

Can I wear pink shirt to office?

I dont know how to knot a tie

How to take a Ghusl bath

These are just some examples, so if you have any question or need advice that you are shy to ask someone, come and ask here. I know we have load of educated, good thinkers and helpful members willing to help by contributing their knowledge and experiance to answer your question

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chit-chat / Relationship
« on: May 31, 2007, 11:54:24 PM »
Can u kindly cast your vote to the above question thank you

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chit-chat / Who know how to have a good time?
« on: May 31, 2007, 11:42:21 PM »
Okay people the weekend is near and I want to hear your ideal weekend get a way...It can be a couple thing, a family thing, solo, you name it..I just want to hear it...Any ideas??? Where to go and What to do

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Kano Forum / A MODERN SANITATION IS WAT WE WANT
« on: September 04, 2005, 12:00:54 PM »
Is a suggestion

Dont you think we need automated sanitation in kano state.

where can the govt source the money?

why not every household of kano state pay just N15 every month for their rubbish that will b like N200 a year per house.

with good collection machinery in place for both the rubbish and the revenue kano will have a healthy and clean environment plus more job oppurtunities.

dont 4get the benefit from recycling.

can people pls comment on this. thank you

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Announcements / QUESTIONAIRE
« on: April 07, 2005, 08:09:28 AM »
My dear Konliners m doing a research on LIVING STANDARD IN AFRICA.

can u kindly fill the the questionaire for me. thank u

IN PERCENTAGE

1-WHAT % OF THE NIGERIAN POPULATION USES WASHING MACHINES?

A-100-70,  B-70-40,  C-40-20,  D-20-5


2-WHAT % OF THE POPULATION TAKE THEIR CLOTHES TO DRY CLEANERS?

A-100-70,  B-70-40,  C-40-20,  D-20-5


3-WHAT % OF THE POPULATION TAKE THEIR CLOTHES TO MAL MAI-WANKI?

A-100-70,  B-70-40,  C-40-20,  D-20-5


4-WASH USING MACHINES OR WASH BY MAI-WANKI?


5-CAN THE LOW-INCOME EARNERS AFFORD A WASHING MACHINE IN NIGERIA?

A-YES  B-NO


6-CAN PUBLIC LAUNDRY BE THE SOLUTION

A-YES B-NO


7-WHICH LEVEL/CLASS/GROUP OF THE SOCIETY WILL LIKELY USE PUBLIC LAUNDRY

A-HIGHER  B-AVERAGE  C-LOWER

A-BACHELORS  B-MASU GIDA


8-WHICH SEX R LIKELY TO USE THE LAUNDRY SERVICE

A-MALE  B-FEMALE  C-BOTH



9-AGE RANGE THAT ARE LIKELY TO USE THIS SERVICE

A-35-30  B-30-25  C-25-20  D-20DOWN  E-ALL


10-WHICH CLASS OF CLOTH ARE LIKELY TO BE WASHED AT PUBLIC LAUNDRY?

A-CHILDREN  B-MAI-GIDA  C-BIG-BOI OR BIG-GAL  D-ALL

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chit-chat / oya bring ur beef 2
« on: September 21, 2003, 09:26:32 PM »
Kanoonline is becoming borin gaskia n is coz muna zaman lafia. b4 sep11 i dont watch CNN or bother bout any news channel amma yanzu coz peace is lackin in the world i watch n listen 2 news.
so i suggest a neu beef 2 start to bring k-online back 2 life.
dama akwai some jjc that did not partake in the last beef peep like. Goganna.... n that mallam Tukko dan Tukko jikan TUkko.

i know there r peep u envy in this community so this is an opportunity to drop tha bomb

u know tha rule ba zagi. hot temper? go 2 da next room

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Culture / Tatsuniya Online (GIZO DA GOGI)
« on: March 27, 2003, 10:28:08 AM »
hey guyz how about tatsuniya online. eg Gizo da gogi. 'Yar

bora da 'yar mowa. ajebutters full here i dont know if una sabi

that one

gata nan kata nan ku, tazo mujita

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History / tatsuniya online (GIZO DA GOGI)
« on: March 27, 2003, 10:28:08 AM »
This topic has been moved to [link=http://www.kanoonline.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.pl?board=culture;action=display;num=1049320642;start=0]Culture[/link] by admin.

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History / BARBUSHE DA TSUMBURBURA
« on: April 08, 2003, 05:01:52 PM »
SALAM

Please can sumone tell me the story about Barbushe and aljana tsunburbura.

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