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chit-chat / If you're on Facebook...
« on: April 29, 2008, 04:10:17 PM »
I just created a group on Facebook for Kano-onliners entitled ''Kano-onliner's Lounge''.Go search it on Facebook,join,add me if you will...

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Literature / K-online E-book Club
« on: January 15, 2008, 03:29:51 PM »
I recently stumbled upon a book called ''Love In The Time of Cholera" by  Gabriel García Márquez,which was recomended by Oprah Winfrey for the Oprah's Book Club,a wildly popular and often controversial book club that kick-starts the career of many previously-unknown authors to unprecedented levels of success,and inevitably, fame.So I thought,why not start one for  K-online..and that's that.But of course,unlike Oprah's book club in which only Oprah can suggest a book,anyone can select/highlight a book here,as long as a downloadable e-version is available,that is.

i,Select/suggest a book(e-version)  ii,Provide a link to the book (or at least important excerpts from the book) iii, At the end of every specified period,forumnites gather to review or make contructive criticism(highlight the book's weaknesses,strength,morale etc)--basically to discuss the book.And the cycle is repeated..

I'll start..




Book Description:
Here are the simple truths that motivate people of any age to find and accept lasting happiness, illustrated with the stories of real people, and illuminated with the observations of spiritual leaders and great philosophers.

For more than three decades, attorney, financial consultant, and life coach Stephen M. Pollan has been advising clients and readers on the business of living -- everything from home buying and employment contracts to marriage and parenting. He has taught his clients and readers to Die Broke (use assets rather than build up an estate), to stage Second Acts (reinvent their lives), and, most recently, to Fire Your Boss (take charge of their own work lives).

Throughout these books, Pollan stresses that attitudes as well as actions are essential to success. Indeed, over the years he realized that the happiest and most successful people he'd met were also those who were the most energetic and exuberant, regardless of their age. By noting these attributes and incorporating them in his own life, Pollan came to understand that our attitudes are not just one element of succeeding at the business of living, they are in fact the foundation of leading a happy life.

About the Author:
Stephen M. Pollan, a New York City-based attorney, financial adviser, and career expert, is one of America's most-renowned financial experts. Mark Levine has been Stephen Pollan's collaborator for more than eighteen years. Together they have authored numerous books, including the national bestsellers Lifescripts, Live Rich, and Die Broke, and most recently, Second Acts. They have been nominated for three National Magazine Awards.

Mark Levine has been Stephen Pollan's collaborator for more than eighteen years. Together they have authored numerous books, including the national bestsellers Lifescripts, Live Rich, and Die Broke, and most recently, Second Acts. They have been nominated for three National Magazine Awards.



Download the eBook (Excerpt, Pdf, 684KB)

http://www.harpercollins.com/rd-eb/perfectboundcom/pdf/0061130664


PS; We shall have a consensus on when to start the discourse about the book once we've choosen and read it.

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General Board / Do you believe that suicide bombing is justifiable?
« on: December 30, 2007, 02:51:10 PM »
According to a recent article by Newsweek's Fareed Zakariah, only 13% of American Muslims believe that suicide bombing is justifiable.By contrast,the figures for France,Jordan,and Nigeria,are 36%,56% and 70% ,respectively.As a muslim,do you believe that suicide bombing is justifiable? Why or why not? Under what circumstances? Is it a question of humanity vs moral responsibility vs. religion? Discuss..

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chit-chat / Oga Admin..
« on: March 11, 2007, 02:57:59 PM »
You are the bizznazz! Nice job you did with the board.How I love new house..

However..


I want my picture up here but it appears,apparently that there's no provision for such.Well,not anymore.Im'a need for ya to restore signature setting.

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chit-chat / I'm back:Part 1.5
« on: March 11, 2007, 02:21:57 PM »
Drop by.Show some love.Or hate.Kiss the ring & strag along... ;D ;D ;D

I've been supersonically busy lately.Been on a trip for the most part of this quater..But I'm back.Be scared.Be happy.Duck.Hide.Grin .I'm all up for whatever..


I still have a few bones to pick with some chickens in hurrr!! Muda,glad to see you a mod now.But that doesn't,in any way,that I'd hesitate the roast the living Bruce Lee outta you,online or otherwise.

Bakan Gizo.Are you readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? Dude,back to the ring.Im'a need to punch ya some.

Husnaa.Did you watch the new flick "total snub"? I think they had you in mind when they coined the title.So much for being cool.No excuses.

Fateez,hun,Im'a need for ya to report in hurr A.S.A.P.Some question you gotta answer..

What else? Alright,brb..

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chit-chat / The Lowdown on Black IQ..
« on: November 11, 2006, 06:40:34 PM »
An interesting article I found a while ago,on one the forums I frequent.I'll be giving those racist rednecks a peice of my mind.

On a second thought,some of the points might be valid.BRB..


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The evidence of black intellectual inferiority comes from four sources.

1. TESTING. Blacks have consistently scored lower than Asians and whites in IQ tests for as long as IQ tests have existed. It cannot be cultural bias since Asians have been in the country for less time and are less part of "mainstream culture" than blacks are. Asians who can scarcely speak English score higher than blacks. Also, blacks actually score better on those questions that are more culturally loaded and less pure intelligence loaded! On SATS tests blacks also consistently score lower too.

2. BEHAVIOUR. Blacks do all the things that you associate with low IQ. Crime, unemployment, sexually transmitted diseases, including Aids, illegitimacy, drugs, are all higher amongst blacks, and these are all pathologies that one associates with people who have a low IQ. The low IQ hypothesis "fits in". There are no surprises, there are no anomalies.
Furthermore, their behaviour is pervasive, it is the same all over the world, whether in the USA, Canada, or the UK. Again, just what you would expect from people with a low IQ.

3. HISTORY. Africa was much less developed than the rest of the world when whites and Arabs arrived. Blacks never invented or discovered many of the things taken for granted in the West and the East. Black African countries are worse off now than they were in the days of the British and French colonists. No other part of the world is worse off than it was fifty years ago. This suggests that something intractable is preventing development, not the "legacy of slavery" or the "legacy of colonialism" or the "legacy of apartheid", because these would have been overcome by now, at least somewhere in Africa. On the other hand, low IQ in a nation is indeed intractable in that it will keep a country undeveloped indefinitely and there is no remedy.

4. PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. Those of us that meet blacks know that they do not function as effectively as whites in occupational roles. "You never see a black with a blueprint." You seldom, if ever, see a black doing a really demanding job well and efficiently. In earlier times, when people were upfront about race, famous scientists and thinkers agreed that blacks were less intelligent. Hume, Darwin, are typical representatives of this sentiment. (This is not just an IQ issue, there are other deficiencies of temperament that present blacks doing certain jobs.)

It is obvious, let's face it, that blacks are less intelligent. But one can readily understand why blacks themselves will want to deny the obvious, since it casts them in a poor light. There are all sorts of psychological reasons why they should cast around clutching at straws in order to claim that they are as intelligent as whites and Asians. But I really can't understand what drives a white person to try to pretend to believe that blacks are not intellectually inferior. In my experience, most whites are aware now anyway, and if they are not then they are fools.

One way of arguing with a white who denies that blacks are less intelligent than Asians (notice that twist!) and denies the four points made above is to turn the tables, and ask what evidence WOULD count as proving black inferiority. My point is that the claim of racial equality is a classic example of what is known as pseudo science. If the four arguments above won't do, then it seems that no evidence would possibly count as proving blacks to be less intelligent. In the scientific jargon, the belief in racial equality is "unfalsifiable", which means, roughly, that it is not a rational belief.

A belief is falsifiable, and hence scientific and rational, if it is capable of being falsified by some kind of evidence. This is not to say that the belief is false, but that it must be possible to imagine an experiement that would test it. There does not, according to the racial-equality-in-everything white fool, appear to be any way of testing whether or not blacks are less intelligent. There is nothing that a race realist can bring to bear that will make him/her change their mind.

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chit-chat / Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
« on: October 23, 2006, 01:35:44 AM »
I just thought I shud throw some Goron Sallah @ everyone ..y'all know how much Dan-Kauye loves you!!!!!



Muda,step forward..I thought you might need this cuz your grammar's so tiring & so,needs a major upgrading..happy reading!







Miss Hafsi aka spitfire..how ya been,girl? A brother ain't hear no word from ya for longest..Uhm,I know you are so about Gucci/Fendi/Prada..and so I thought you might like these..





And ah,you cud use the anger management book too...








Mal Bash,what more can I say to ya eh-ye Basheer? If you are still not over Ihsan..you cud use this book as a sallah present from Dan-Kauye..True love cud be anywhere but on the internet..




And if the book doesn't help..you can always turn to plan B..




Ummita,hun,where ya @? Not much to say.Seeing that you are a huge Ginuwine fan,I figured out that you might like his latest offering..Get ready for ''Back II Basics'' cuz 'G's about to blow ya wig to shreds..Enjoy..






1. "Intro" (featuring Knight) 2:51
2. "Oh Girl" (featuring Jazze Pha) 3:54
3. "Secrets" 3:29
4. "When We Make Love" 3:55
5. "Want U To Be" 4:20
6. "The Club" (featuring Jadakiss) 3:54
7. "Interlude" (featuring Knight) 2:24
8. "She's Like" 4:07
9. "Betta Half" 4:07
10. "Glaze In My Eye" 3:14
11. "I'm In Love" 4:04
12. "Far Away" 4:13
13. "Take A Chance" 4:15
14. "Back II Da Basics" 3:42
15. "Thank You's" 2:43


Bakan Gizo..I see you are obssessed with riddles & puzzles ,well,what better present for you than a scrabble board! And oh,find engraved autograph of yours truly in the scrabble case.Yup,Dan-Kauye's the biznass!!!



Ihsan,*clears throat* Am I allowed to talk to you now that you've said ''I do'' ? Anyway,Here's ya Sallah/Marriage present..




And um,in case e don happun ..lol




Fateez aka miss Jk Rawlings..you prolly have this ,but oh well,...




Sa-salati..shegen kaya..how cud I not carry a lil something ma rapper friend..The Game's new album's what befits you as a Sallah present from Dan Kauye..





The legendary Waziri,Allah ya ja zamanin ka!!!! This's what I got for you,and don't ask why!



Hajia Husna,wai! Ai ke naki babba ne *thinks of what to give ya*..Uhm how about ...a-a-a-a a fresh dried out wig ..




*JUST KIDDING*

Here'a ur present ma'am...

It's always funny to me when Hausa women say ''Gwal'' *falls of chair laughing*





And last ,but obviosly NOT  the least..My Darling wife ''straightalking'' ..Where art thou sweet cakes? Are you still mad @ me cuz I cudnt built a better hut for us? Hurt no more as I present to you ..our new home..*plays Mary J Blige's ''come back to me ''  in the background''...








If there've been an oversight..don't worry..more presents to come..HAPPY SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM OUT!!!!!!!!!


I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY BUT CAN A BOY ATLEAST DREAM? LMFAO!!!!

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chit-chat / OMFG ..This's so funny I had to..
« on: October 17, 2006, 11:27:15 AM »
share it with y'all.





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chit-chat / Come fly with me.
« on: October 02, 2006, 12:54:08 PM »
"Come fly with me,uh-huh.Make me feel good good good.Oh come fly with me" .OMFG! I'm so living through this song.Classic.

Alright, I was saying,sorry,typing.This section's sooooo D-E-A-D.When will you people round up the seasonal hibernation?


Anyways,in the light of bringing some revival to this board:I present to you THE FUNNIEST PICS DAN-KAUYE CUD FIND ON THE INTERNET..


Get 'em kitty.Dip it low,pick it up slow.Lean with it,rock with it ,do it ,do it do it kitty. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:







Talk about David & Goliath.. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



Whoever said racism is only confined to humans is lying,obviously.




The new generation type cheating..gotta try that. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



It must really feel good to have spare parts.Huh,Jacko,huh?




Speechless. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:






Got funnies? Post 'em.Have a pleasant Iftar y'all..

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chit-chat / Do You have the balls to name your FLAWS????
« on: September 15, 2006, 06:50:00 PM »
We are all so quick to point out the negative stuff about other people, but how often do we turn the mirror on ourselves??
Is anyone on this site enough to name their  own flaws??


Mine are...


I Can be very selfish. I am all for helping others, and being there with open arms, but when it comes to anything that involes Dan kauye. Dan kauye comes first.


I can let my natural confidence carry over to conciet at times.Whatever I put my mind to I make sure I become the best at. I havealways  been that way since I was little.But sometimes being the best also means not dealing with the fact that there is someone out there better than you. :idea:


I'm far too loving. And far too forgiving. This is something I learned with my ex, and it has messed me up still.. :x

I will do anything for anyone around me, but for myself..lmfao..

I'm naive. I trust people very easily and think almost everyone has good intentions. :lol:  :lol:

You get the picture,don't ya? Alright,the list goes on, but i'll stop in here for now

Anyone care to indulge?  :idea:

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General Board / The Israeli/Lebanese conflict..
« on: August 15, 2006, 12:34:17 PM »
The thrill of victory.The agony of defeat.I recall someone on this board saying Israel's going to come out of this war ''unscarthed'',as always.That doesn't seem to be the case ,atleast from my own perspective.Hezbollah not taken out,threat not eliminated,and captives not returned (yet).I'd be glad if someone throws in sone light about what Israel has benefited from this war ,except killing a thousand civilians,and causing an infrastructure damage worth of $ 2 billion.On a second thought,killing a 1000 civilians is a major success for the Israeli's...

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chit-chat / OMG! This is heartbreaking....
« on: June 03, 2006, 02:02:32 PM »
I found this thread on a hip-hop site I frequent alot..click the link below..

http://foxboogie.com/foxden/viewtopic.php?t=49605

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Islam / Satan's meeting
« on: April 29, 2006, 12:06:29 PM »
SATAN'S MEETING:
(Read even if you're busy)
Satan called a worldwide convention of demons.
In his opening address he said,
"We can't keep Muslims from going to Mosque."
"We can't keep them from reading their Quran and knowing the truth."
"We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their Allah and his messenger Muhammad."
"Once they gain that connection with Allah, our power over them is broken."
"So let them go to their Mosques; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Allah and his messnger Muhammad."
"This is what I want you to do," said the devil:
"Distract them from gaining hold of their Allah and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!"
"How shall we do this?" his demons shouted.
"Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered.
"Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow."
"Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles."
"Keep them from spending time with their children."
"As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!"
"Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice."
"Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive." "To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays music constantly."
"This will jam their minds and break that union with Allah and his messenger Muhammad."
"Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers."
"Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day."
"Invade their driving moments with billboards."
"Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes."
"Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives. "
"Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night."
Give them headaches too!
"If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere."
"That will fragment their families quickly!"
"Give them story books to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Salat."
"Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on Allah's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead. "Keep them busy, busy, busy!"
"And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences."
"Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Allah."
"Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause."
"It will work!" "It will work!"
It was quite a plan!
The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Muslims everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there.
Having little time for their Allah or their families.
Having no time to tell others about the power of Allah and his messenger Muhammad to change lives.
I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes?
You be the judge!!!!!
Does "BUSY" mean:
B-eing

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chit-chat / musiq musiq musiq musiq musiq musiq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: February 02, 2006, 07:43:39 PM »
don't grab ya dancing shoes yet though..

jus wondering if i share some music taste with anyone in here..who's ya fave artist and why?

it cud be mya or monica ,pussy cat dolls or destniy's child..linking park or cold play..50 or game or nas or jay..pink or britney..or ciara..or even tracy chapman..hey even maryln monson..
in short ,,we can talk about all our fave artist regardless of genre in here..u'd be surprised at how much in common we are musically.. :wink:

we cud also use this thread as a file sharing center..got a new hot single,video,unreleased song,leaked album,exclusive remixes you think we ddn't hear or watch? post em here..
 :wink:

oya y'?ll officially on
 :!:

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chit-chat / THE RETURN OF DAN-KAUYE PART ONE!
« on: December 20, 2005, 06:57:56 PM »
  :) y'all get ready! for u are about to witness the return of DAN-KAUYE aka DEE-KAY(thanks to ummita :) ).if im known for anything besides my kauyanci then its speaking my piece and this time is no exception.i have been very much around..behind the low..up and down..got re-remarried..re-divorced...went to prison..got out...traveled the world over ..made trouble..lots of things..kai just kidding  :) but seriously..
    we all know that this place is not what it used to be,assumption-wise partly because we all/most of lead a busy life..skool..work..work..skool..dayum! life is one big drag but hey surviving is fun.ok,lets not stray from what i came to say....om my part,part of the reason i hardly log in is that this forum needs some thorough clean up,there are too many crappy threads that do not make more sense than the current war in iraq,secondly all the fondly people have disappeard in to the thin air like that(that aint fair)..thirdly,all the jj's(no offence) are not inclined to keep the place hyped and interesting while the tsofafin kuma are simply not putting any effort to re-ignite the lost fun..kai i cud go on n on n on ..anyways,anywahow..hope every one is kool..
a'a where all ma peeps @?????? dem sa-salati,hafcy,ummita,mal bash,zezeze,muda,goga,precious(really miss ya)..fateez,last but 1st my darling wife straightalking(i heard about it all..how u eloped with that city guy..i got a new hut for us so holla )...and all the hot mamis and mamas..jiggy and jiggas of kanoonline....

uh-huh..now i got the attention i needed can re-live the past fun? im very fun-straved right now..make all of una tell me wetin dey shele for ur end..y'all know that Dan-kauye loves to make some loud noise and be heard..so holla at ur boi! peace
   HAPPY NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE ..WHAT ARE UR NU YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS? :D  :D  :D

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