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I know we r nice people and after staying with other people i love hausa people more, but what do you hate about our hausa people, wetin i mean is that attitudes, culture, tradition, eating, laugher, waliking..........etc. Abeg tell us make see, if there r things we r doing  and need to change them (if we can) Make i start:

 "My people u know, when a hausa man wan piss, toh fa immediately he see a buta, and any corner, na   
  there he will zuge tazugen shi, and tsula fitsari a wurin".

  whos.........next?

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chit-chat / Y is KNonline boring???? No more vipes!!!!!
« on: January 18, 2007, 12:56:41 AM »
 wai jama,a wetin dey happen ne, kanonline is no more intresting like b4, i most come down here to get somesin hia to read so that i can feel i bit more close to my fiful, infact i get to connect to old friens that time has fass by i no see.

 where are all za fiful ne, no more really stuffs to read hear abi u fiful form a new chat room ne and i no dey see new post, no more jokes and a few teases babu komai.

Haba Dan kyauye , muda, zezezee g-naka, mr eskimo (missin in action), mblash, ummita, adnim, jama,a ko kun fara siyasa ne ? u better tell us were u dey PDP abi ANPP ko kuma u fiful finally decided to join OPC (oduduwa peoples congress) i guess thats y u dumped KNonline.
   Anyway nobody will take u to kano a buhun barkono......................like some on said............da ko kasah wahala.


 cheers .......................lets bring the vipes back,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

   ,,,,,,,jama'a wai ina KOFA ne g-naka (ko zamu kai giyar shine a gidan radio abi nad for truimph we go post his ficture)  
    ;D ::) ::) :P ;) :)

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chit-chat / New Year!!!!
« on: January 01, 2007, 12:38:15 PM »
To all the jama'a , i will start with happy new year, barkan ku da Sallah and may Allah gives us all the best and blessing for the 2007 liked 2006 pasted. Well now, 2007 has come and most of all the plans, ideas, appointments and shecdules wiill come and will pass.
Let me start with the new improvement of KANOONLINE really nice and all the credits to the Administrator (Salisu D Yaro and others), really impress with the development, i also hope that Allah will show us the end of next 2007 and we will see more and more development ...bit by bit becomes Bigger.
For the new year resolutions lets drop any bad habbit we took along in the past year and lets pick up new good habits for the new year.
More and more New topics and let the band ride on.............

 cheers



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chit-chat / FREE MASTERS PROGRAMS IN SWEDEN FOR FOREIGNERS
« on: November 12, 2006, 02:50:57 PM »
MY PPL , HP U R ALL,

 PLZ I WANT TO TELL THOSE OF U WHO WANT TO STUDY A MASTERS PROGRAM (in english) IN VARIOUS FEILDS OF YOUR CHIOCE,
 CAN APPLY TO MOST OF THE UNIVERSITIES IN "SWEDEN". PLZ IF U CAN SPREAD THIS NEWS ALONG TO ALL YOUNG GRADUATES .....I MEAN CLOSE FRIENDS , NEIGHBOURS .... FAMILY FRIENDS AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO COME TO SWEDEN TO STUDY.

              www.studyinsweden.se

1. STUDIES IN SWEDEN IS "FREE" EVEN FOR U AS A FOREING STUDENTS, BECUS THERE ARE INDIAN, PAKISTANIS AND CHINESSE AND OTHER PPL FROM SOUTHERN NIGERIA BENEFITING FROM THIS PACKAGE , SO I THINK IS GOOD FOR OUR PPL TOO TO GET A SHARE. ABI???

2. THERE ARE A LOT A GOOD COURSES HERE THAT STUDENTS CAN BENEFIT FROM ... INFOR TECH, ENG, MANAGEMENT AND ALL THE STUFFS.


  I WILL RECOMMEND "CHALMERS UNIVERSITY OF TECH" IS THE BEST TECH UNI FOR THOSE MORE INTRESTED IN TECHNOLOGY AND MANAGEMENT. AND ALSO THE OTER UNIS ARE GOOD TOO.

 APPLICATION STARTS NOW IN NOVEMBER2006 AND CLOSES IN JANUARY 2007, SO THOSE PPL INTRESTED, TRY TO APPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

 SO PLZ TRY TO USE THIS OPPURTUNIY BECUS THE SWEDEN RECENTLY HAD A CHANGE IN GOVERNMENT AND THE NEW GOVERNMENT IS TRYIN TO INTRODUCE "TUITION FEES".

 FOR MORE INFRO ....... IF I CAN HELP ...MY email add is jgewel@yahoo.com and my fone number is +467305908442.

 Baban Ummitta....................

N.B............hey UMMITTA send her love to all u folks out there.

 cheers

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chit-chat / FATHERHOOD..... 01
« on: April 02, 2006, 10:04:36 AM »
FROM THE TIMES THAT WE NORMALLY HAVE THAT LOOK FROM OUR PARENTS, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW IT FEELS TILL U HAVE SOMEONE OF YOUR OWN.  (KUNSAN WE NEW PARENTS ... J J C NE FOR THIS SHOW).

 JUST 3YRS, BUT SHE CAN MAKE UR LIFE A HELL OUT OF QUESTION (I THINK THEY (kids) COME BUILD-IN WITH A CHIP OF QUESTIONIARESSSSS!!!!!!). I HAVE ummita (aisha) NAMED HER AFTER MY "aunty"...SUCH A BEAUTIFUL kido (having exactly the eyes of her mum and smart). IF U DNT MIND I WILL BE POSTING CERTAIN EVENS BTW ME AND HER ??. So that u can analyze or critise my FATHERHOOD.

ATFER THE LONG WEEK OF HANDLING 2 PORJECTS, I WAS AIMING FOR A WEEKEND REST. THURSDAY EVENING WAS BEAUTIFUL, BECUS AFTER GETTING A SOUND REST. FRIDAY, I DECIDED TO SPEND SOMETIME AT HOME.

I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, READING MY WEEKEND PAPERS,
WHEN I HEARD HER STEPS (tap tap tap ????.) TRYING TO PULL HER TOYS. BY THE TIME SHE WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM, SHE DROPPED ALL SHE HAD IN HER HANDS, THEN WENT BACK FOR MORE ( she was angry?. I guess she had a small bif with the mum that?s why she decided to join me). SHE SAT INFRONT OF ME WITHOUT SAYING A WORD AND START WHAT EVER SHE WAS DOING (for me that was find becus I need the silence). LATER I DECIDED TO COMMUNICATE.

Ummita ? yaya dey ko babu Magana ne? All she could do was move her head. Then I went on ?.. ko mahmah (her mum) ta koro ki ????then she moved her head again indicating yes. But it seems like she doesn?t want to talk , so I ignored her.

LATER AFTER PLAYING A WHILE SHE STARTED TALKING?..

Baba?.. I answered r u not going to walk today? I said no ? yau ai munatare .. ko kuma kina so ne in tafi aiki?

She said???ah?.ah (no?..no). I WAS STILL BUSY WITH MY NESWPAPER?I KNEW THE QUESTIONS WILL START COMIN SOONER OR LATER.

Baba can answer this question and u will win a star ?? I said ok .

What is 5Q + 5Q????I said 10Q????then she went on saying
U R WELCOME!!!!!!!!!....... I got u you.

WE LAUGH, TELLIN HER THAT WAS FUNNY?????? THEN I WENT BACK TO MY PAPER.

I LATER HEARD HER SMALL VOICE.  

Baba ??..na'am ummita? can I ask u question? I replied sure why not?
"HOW DO BABIES GET INTO MUMMIES TOMMIES"?????..

Well that was a big one. All I could do was to keep d paper down and start thinking of the best answer.

I said Ummita?????. Y don?t we go out to McDonalds'.

She replies with a great joy??..YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baba can I have a BIGMAC??. I said yeah??????..
                              SUPER SIZE FRIES????yes
                             With a BIGCOKE??..sure why not (I answered)??????

Putting my paper back ????.

She said "AND THEN U TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT (THE BABY ISSUE AGAIN)"?????..

Finally after me buying her the meal she still want to know?????? so I told her I think u should ask  MISS RASHA (HER TEACHER) on Sunday ????.she has all the answers.

N.B:
 PLZ FOR A KID AT THAT AGE WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN UR PERFECT ANSWERS??? HELP ME OUT U KNOW THERE NIGHT BE NEXT TIME.

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chit-chat / JA DA YELO
« on: January 08, 2006, 08:24:44 AM »

   WITH ALL THE WISHES OF JOY AND HAPPYNESS FILL UR HEARTS AND TIME. MAY U, FAMILIES AND FRIENDS FIND ALL THE BLESSINGS OF THIS TIME.
   BY ZA WAY KEEP IT LOW ON ZA MEAT OR KEEP UR KANWA CLOSE. IF NOT MAKE SURE ZA CHEMIST CLOSE BY IS READY WITH ZA JA DA YELO.

          BARKAN KU DA SALLAH , ALLAH KUMA YA MAI MAI TA MANA.


          AMIN
.

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chit-chat / SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 03, 2006, 10:02:17 AM »
The Islamic Ruling on Horoscopes
Posted byAdministrator on Friday, February 04 @ 02:01:38 ??
Contributed by Administrator

Dr. Abu Ameenah Bilal Philips

Not only is the practice of astrology Haraam as mentioned earlier, but also visiting an astrologist and listening to his predictions, buying books on astrology or reading one?s horoscope are also forbidden! Since astrology is mainly used for predicting the future, those who practice it are considered fortune-tellers. Consequently, one who seeks his horoscope comes under the ruling contained in the Prophet?s statement:

"The Salaah (daily prayer) of whoever approaches a fortune-teller and asks him about anything will not be accepted for forty days and nights." [Reported by Hafsah and collected by Muslim (Sahih Muslim (English Trans.), vol. 4, p. 1211, no. 5440).]

As was mentioned in the previous chapter, the punishment in this Hadeeth is simply for approaching and asking the astrologist, even if one is in doubt about the truth of his statements. If one is in doubt about the truth or falsehood of astrological information, he is in doubt about whether or not others know the unseen and the future besides Allaah. This is a form of Shirk because Allaah has clearly stated:

"With Him are the keys to the unseen and none knows it except Him" [Soorah al-An`aa,m 6:59]

"Say: None in the heavens or earth knows the unseen except Allaah." [Soorah an-Naml 27:65]

If, however, one believes in the predictions of their horoscope, whether spoken by an astrologist or written in books of astrology, he falls directly into Kufr (disbelief) as stated by the Prophet (sallallahu `alayhi wa sallam) "Whoever approaches an oracle or fortune-teller and believes in what he says, has disbelieved in what was revealed to Muhammad." [Reported by Abu Hurayrah and collected by Ahmad and Abu Daawood (Sunan Abu Dawud (English Trans.), vol. 3, p. 1095, no. 3895).]

Like the previous Hadeeth, this Hadeeth literally refers to the fortune-teller but it is just as applicable to the astrologist. Both claim knowledge of the future. The astrologist?s claim is just as opposed to Tawheed as the ordinary fortune-teller. He claims that people?s personalities are determined by the stars, and their future actions and the events of their lives are written in the stars. The ordinary fortune-teller claims that the formation of tea leaves at the bottom of a cup, or lines in a palm tell him the same thing. In both cases individuals claim the ability to read in the physical formation of created objects knowledge of the unseen.

Belief in astrology and the casting of horoscopes are in clear opposition to the letter and spirit of Islaam. It is really the empty soul, which has not tasted real Eemaan (belief) that seeks out these paths. Essentially these paths, represent a vain attempt to escape Qadar (fate). The ignorant believe that if they know what is in store for them tomorrow, they can prepare from today. In that way they may avoid the bad and ensure the good. Yet, Allaah?s messenger was told by Allaah to say:

"If I knew the unseen, I would surely have only sought the good. But, I am only a warner and a bearer of glad tidings for believers." [Soorah al-A`raaf 7:188]

True Muslims are therefore obliged to stay far away from these areas. Thus, rings, chains, etc., which have the signs of the Zodiac on them should not be worn, even if one does not believe in them. They are part and parcel of a fabricated system which propagates Kufr and should be done away with entirely. No believing Muslim should ask another what his sign is, or attempt to guess his sign. Nor should he or she read horoscope columns in newspapers or listen to them read. And, any Muslim who allows astrological predictions to determine his actions, should seek Allaah?s forgiveness and renew his Islaam.

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Welcome to the Online Forum / DO U REALISE THE DATES?
« on: October 18, 2005, 10:29:24 AM »
TO THE ADNIM OF KANOONLINE I WANT TO KNOW HAVE U REALISE THAT THE DATE OF POSTING ARTICLES NORMALLY STICKS TO 2004.
ACTUALLY I VE BEEN KANOOFFLINE FOR SOMETIME, SO WHEN I CAME BACK I DECIDED TO CHECK THE LATEST POST BUT THE DATES WHERE NOT CONVINCING.  SO PLZ  IF THERE IS A WAY CAN U UPDATE IT. SORRY FOR POPING MY NOSE 2 YOUR JOB.

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chit-chat / LOST BUT FOUND
« on: October 11, 2004, 12:06:41 AM »
HEY FOR QUITE SOMEDAYS , WHERE R THIS GUYS???

EMTL
DANTE
KOFA
GOGANNAKA
BLAQUEEN
SDANYARO
ESKIMO

AND THE REST AND THE REST THAT WE REALLY MISS YUR FLOWS

HOPE ALL ARE OK. KUN SAN AN CE 2 DAYS IF U NO SEE DAN U WA TO FA U YI CIGIYA.
HOPE TO  ALL SEE U SOON.

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chit-chat / I DAN NA GIRMA!!!!!!!
« on: September 20, 2004, 08:34:25 PM »
THIS IS ALWAYS A SENTENCE KIDS?SAY . IF I GROW UP , I WILL DO THIS, GO TO THIS PLACE , I WILL BUY THIS ........... THIS , THIS AND ALL THAT AND THAT.

CAN U SIMPLY THINK OF JUST OF THE FEW THINGS THAT U WANT TO DO WHEN U GROW UP. U KNOW KIDS ALWAYS THINK THAT ADULTS ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY WANT , DO WHAT THEY WANT , IS LIKE THEY WILL NEVER REALISE THE BIG WORD THAT ALL ADULTS FACE "RESPONSILITY".

HEY IF U VE SOMETHING TO SHARE ...... CONTRIBUTE...


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chit-chat / ASTRONOMY" LAND FOR SALE IN MARS"
« on: August 10, 2004, 08:27:45 AM »
WELL, BASICALLY FROM EVERY POINT OF VIEW ASTROLOGERS HAVE TRIED TO PROVE THE BASIC EXISTANCE OF SPACE(IN GENARAL UNIVERSE). WHICH IS TRUE , BECUS RELIGIOUSLY THEY ALSO HAVE BACKUPS FORM THE BOOK OF GOD.

FULANIZILE : MADE HER OWN REMAKRKS FROM THE TOPIC " IS IT TRUE"
U R RIGHT.

GOGANNAK: U GAVE ALL THE POINTS..... YES U R RIGHT , BUT PLZ NO OFFENCE IF U CAN REALIZE ALL THESE POINTS RIGHT AWAY I CAN TELL U THAT THIS PPL U R DEALING WITH  R GENIUSES AND WEL TRAINED SCIENTIST WHEN IT COMES TO CUCUWA. FOR ALL UR POINTS FINE OUT THEY MUST VE ALL THE PROVE TO BACK UP THEIR REASON FOR EVERY SINGLE DOT.

SPACE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A QUEST FOR MAN FOR SO LONG BUT THE NEW DISCOVERIES IS INFACT ANOTHER NEW QUEST(TO THE WHITE MAN INFACT). NOW WE CAN SEE THE IMAGES OF ANOTHER PLANET(RED PLANET: MARS) THERE IS ALSO SPECULATION THAT THERE MIGHT BE "WATER" ON MARS.

1-www.msss.com/mars_images/moc/june2000
AND ALSO

2-www-k12.atmos.washington.edu/k12/mars/nasa_jpl_mpf_pics.html - 31k - Cached.

3-news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2846897.stm - 31k - Cached - More pages from this site

WITH ALL THIS WE HAVE ALSO SEEN THE GREAT BEAUTY OF STARS , THE CONFIGURATION OF ORION, MEGRAS, URSA MINOR AND MAJOR , VENUS THE QUEEN OF BEAUTY RIGHT ABOUT YOUR HEAD DURING "AL MAGRIB  SALAT" AND THE SIX SISTER LIVING AS ONE FAMILY.
SUN THE GREATEST SOURCE OF ENERGY TO MANKIND BUT DEATHLY IF U COME CLOSER AND MOVING FAR AWAY FROM IT ALSO ISNT A PLEASANT IDEA.THE MAJOR SOURCE OF SURVIVAL "PHOTOSYNTHESIS"
THE OTHER NINE PLANETS (ACCORDING TO MAN) WITHIN THE UNIVERSE LIVING THERE WITH A QUEST TO FIND WHAT IS INSIDE.

www.nasa.gov
 ASTRONOMY HAS ALWAYZ BEEN OUR DREAM, FINDINGS AND SEARCH FOR THOSE ANSWERS THAT R SO HARD TO FIND:  IBN GHAZAL, IBN SINA, KEPLERS, NEWTON,PLANK, AND EINSTEIN ALL RESULTED TO THE BREAK THROUGH OF THE "APOLLO , PATHFINDER, ODEYSSEY AND OTHERS TO COME".
 ASTRONOMY JOURNEY DIDNT ONLY START FROM A DREAM  BY YURI GAGARI, AMSTRONG IN MIR OR NASA.CPT KIRK OR MR SPOK(SPACE 1999),  JEAN LUC PICARD, KATHRINE JANE WAY NOR WILL IT END WITH BENJAMIN CISCO IN "STAR TREK". BADALAN KANO(MALAMAN TAURARU: AFRICANS), INDIANS , CHINESSE AND ARABS. ONLY TILL THE END HAS COME.
IF ONCE , ALL THIS DREAMS OF CHANGING DIMENSION, TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, WATER IN MARS , ICE ON THE MOON WILL ALL COME TOGETHER TO EXPLORE THIS UNIVERSE, GALAXY AND OUR MILKYWAY MAY BE AND MAY BE WE WILL VE ANSWERS OF ALL THOSE ????
 
ALTHOUGH MY BROTHER SAID " THE ONLY WAY TO STOP RACISM IN THIS WORLD IS WHEN HUMANS DISCOVERED THAT THERE ARE OTHER BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE, THEN IT WILL CHANGE TO HUMANS AND THE OTHERS(NOT BLACK NOT WHITE)".
 
A CHINESSE ALWAYS SAY "FOOL ONCE ,YOU ARE STUPID. FOOL ME TWICE , IM STUPID".
 SO IF ALL THESE SCIENTIST ARE CRACKING THERE BRAINS TO FEED US WITH THIS  "MIRAGE" THEN THEY R STUPID BECUS WE CAN ONLY BE FOOL ONCE.
 
ALL THAT MATTERS IS BELIEVING " U CANT NEVER FALL AS LONG AS U TRY"

HEY THE LATEST BREAKING NEWS" LAND FOR SALE IN MARS " IS NO MORE LONDON, NEWYORK, PARIS OR TOKYO SORRY FA " DA ABUJA".

CAN NE KUMA.

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Sports / WHO'S TAKING THE JOB
« on: August 05, 2004, 08:58:05 AM »
Serbian coach Dragoslav Stepanovic has expressed his interest in managing Nigeria's Super Eagles.

DO U THINK HE IS UP TO THE TASK.....

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Science and Technology / VOICE OVER IP
« on: August 01, 2004, 08:54:00 AM »
HEY, PLZ WERE R ALL THE NETWORKERS ???
 PLZ CAN SOMEONE GIVE MOI A BRIEF IDEA OF VOIP. I HEARD THAT IS MORE CHEAPER AFFORDABLE.

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chit-chat / PLZ BE CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
« on: August 01, 2004, 08:10:07 AM »
OK THIS HOW IT ALL WHEN.

FOR QUITE SOME YEARS A COUPLE HAVE BEEN MARRIED. THEN THE WIFE SUDDENLY DIED. ON THE FUNERAL DAY THE PEOPLE CARRYING THE DEATH BODY BUMDED INTO A WALL " AND SUDDENLY THE WOMAN WAS BACK ALIVE " ALL THE FAMILY WERE HAPPY AFTER ALL THE CRYING SHOW.
 THEN AFTER SOMETIME AGAIN SHE WAS DECLEARED DEATH FOR THE SECOND TIME. ON THE WAY TO THE FUNERAL THE MEN AGAIN WERE ABOUT TO BUMD INTO A WALL , THEN THE "HUSBAND" SHOUTED
" HEY GUYS PLZ BE CAREFULLY I THINK WE DONT WANT HER BACK FOR THE 2ND TIME, DONT WE"..?????/

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Cooking Forum / LOLY POP CHICKEN AND SINGAPORE RICE?
« on: July 29, 2004, 08:05:15 AM »
LOLY POP CHICKEN AND SINGAPORE RICE?
 WANT THIS RECIPE. THEN LET ME YOUR VOTES.

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