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chit-chat / MARRIAGES
« on: January 20, 2003, 04:26:51 PM »
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life
sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage
is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:


In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS
listen.

6. Getting married is very much like going to the
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the
church and found himself married. A year later he
muttered something in his sleep and found himself
divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the
alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is
self-defence.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go
through hell for her. They got married, and now he is
going through HELL.

15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm
soon have arms in woman's sink.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America,
the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.'

21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first
name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than
single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL,
MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked
his friend. MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave
the hallway light on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The
other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he
is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper- WIFE WANTED.
The next day he received a hundred letters and they
all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new
or the wife is.

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chit-chat / The problems with GUYS
« on: January 16, 2003, 12:47:03 AM »
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
 
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
 
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
 
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
 
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
 
sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

 ;D

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chit-chat / Re: Try your luck;I can Trick Anybody!
« on: March 13, 2003, 12:16:31 AM »
.....LoL.....

oya... ummita... we have to get an extra bed.. we got to admit this patient!.... welcome to the psycho ward saifi!

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chit-chat / Venom
« on: March 01, 2003, 01:45:55 PM »
wasssssssssssssssssssap boi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chit-chat / Who Be Clubbin....?
« on: February 21, 2003, 04:42:16 PM »
aight... so no big deal that many of our peeps be clubbin'... but whut bothers meeh is that few of the mallo boiz i met... one of the first questions they ask is "do u club?"... ::)
when they ask that i feel like slappin them... cuz its ok for THEM (fellaz) to club.. amma when they want to settle down with wifey... they want to make sure she doesnt club....


wassap with dat?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? :-/

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chit-chat / HaPPy.... BirrrrrrrrthDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: January 08, 2003, 02:10:56 AM »
8)HaPPy BuffDaY!!!! Revoooooo!!!!!!!! 8)

May Allah continue to Bless you wit' many more years of success and 'appiness!!!!!!!! ;D

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chit-chat / ...nicknames...
« on: April 22, 2003, 02:36:11 PM »
'ey... any nicknames u heard of... urs or others?.. teachers?.. enemies...? pet names?...

i remember one teacher back in jss... his name was mr. paulson... but everyone called him MR. POISON.. cuz that teacher juss mean.. and looking at him.. u'd think he's venomous f'real.. red eyes, veins popping out all over his body.. (but he was a nice man and kool teacher.. but he be KORRECT MUGU)...

and then i remember the "alpha" boys in our class whipped out a sheet of paper.. and created an organization called...Short Men Association.. for the li'l undersized boiz in our class... LoL!..
they posted it on the class notice board.. the president was the shortest guy.. and other ranks rated on height...


a few months ago..met this guy called d'ingis... if u know BUK peeps.. u prolly heard this name before lol... it sounds soooo funny!

and another name...tsigil.. for a skinny gurlfriend...lol.. its kute tho.. i call my li'l cousin that.. cuz he's skinny too with huge ears..


and my new nickname is akata periwinkle ;D

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chit-chat / all these JJCs...oya, make una introduce yaselves
« on: November 05, 2002, 01:04:54 PM »
enh... so who u be?

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chit-chat / Inspirational......Lyrix!!!
« on: January 27, 2003, 10:19:28 PM »
And since we all came from a woman
Got our name from a woman and our game from a woman
I wonder why we take from our women
Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?
I think it's time to kill for our women
Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don't we'll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can't make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one
So will the real men get up
I know you're fed up ladies, but keep your head up

~Tupac Shakur~



post anything else u'd like to share... and it berra be good... or i'll deal with u! LoL!!!!....
ok peace out!

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chit-chat / IF I SHOULD DIE TOMORROW (a black man to his son)
« on: January 21, 2003, 04:22:41 PM »
by Abil Zlyad Shabir

Listen son, while we have this time
together lets not spend it just talking about the weather.
There are black men who are dying every single day
from every cause and in every kind of way.
Many have died in wars in which nobody has won
many have died in the streets from some policeman`s gun.
But the saddest thing of all that is so hard to understand
most of them are killed by some other young black man.

So while I have you close, while I have you near
there are things I must say, things you must hear.
Cause far too often people fail to communicate
what they wished to say many times come much too late.

For a black man this world will always be a struggle
for anyone for that matter, but for you it`ll be double.
But never think for a moment you cannot conquer anything
always remember your people were once kings and queens.

And although you live in this country called America
your spirit is from the motherland, continent of Africa.
And though you love to emulate your idol Michael Jordan
remember your ancestors drank from the River Jordan.

Many times you`ve asked me, Dad why all the history
cause where we`re at now son is not where we should be.
There is something that is just so terribly wrong
it`s like the black man is lost in a twilight zone.

When you see young brothers not much older than you
killing each other like there`s just nothing else to do.
Over materialism, a misguided statement, an ounce of crack
I don`t want you to think its always been like that.

When you see black men on corners holding up the walls
remember the time black men stood so very tall.
Today it`s a secret the things he invented and created,
things the world would be without and still be waiting.

There`s so many inventions that are kept hid
not to mention the great wonders of the pyramids.
For instance, who do you think is the father of medicine?
There`s even speculation about the inventions of Edison.

When you see black women walking up and down streets
jumping in and out of cars for some trick or treat
remember it`s only because they have lost their place
but it`s a direct result of their man`s fall from grace.
And as you grow up being black, proud and strong
it`s incumbent on you to try to uplift your own.
If you meet a sister and your heart goes to thumping
it`s incumbent on you to respect that black woman.

Cause among all the colors of this universal equation
the world hate to admit it, she`s the mother of creation.
Will it be your generation who puts her back on her throne?
Will it be your generation who`ll correct these wrongs?

So son, as you meet this world with all its problems to bear
remember Langston, "life for me ain`t been no crystal stair."
And if I should die tomorrow by any stroke of fate,
I`m glad we had this talk before it was too late.

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chit-chat / Givin' Props!!! cuz i admire u!!!!!
« on: March 05, 2003, 10:10:43 PM »
i juss have to give props to

ICE ~ one of the first members... she seems gentle and never yans dust... ;) sense.. got a lot of sense

Aunty UmmulHuda ~ very fine lady...:) juss like a role model... i look up to her a lot. Very hype!!

Ihsan ~ another role model... she get sense.. and is soooo gentle!!!! ;D too sweet sef!

Gimbiya ~ i give her maddddd props! insha Allah, u will reach ur dreams and goal for a better nigeria!!! i love her for trying to tackle the AIDS issue!! ;)

Ummita ~ ol' gelle craze.. amma, gurrrrl i admire u for ur 6th sauka of the Qur'an.. abeg.. pray for hafsy well well when u do the 7th.. 8)

Hafsa ~ storytellah... lol.. she got jokes!.. amma dai a rageh tsokana... ;D a beg, go ressurect the "convo" thread!

Millie ~ must be a wise lady.. after all she been thru, she's a survivor :).. i respect that!

Fulanicious ~ well... gaki nan dai.. eres una pain tho!

babygal84 ~ great meeeetin' u f'real!!! ;D ur cool peeps!!!


we have fyne laydeez oh!!!!.....
fellaz... i'll give ur own props layra.. i have to gerrout for now....

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chit-chat / Forgivin' and ish....
« on: November 12, 2002, 03:41:48 PM »
orite... with the flow of northerners to a somewhut...lemme say.. different lifestyle nowadays....

how far do u think is the limit... and how much can u forgive... and forget bout?

and i'm talkin bout.. maybe u got a man/lady... but the person has got a scandalous past... could be...

females: mode of dressin'... the kinda guys she dated... smokin'... a lil alcohol.. etc etc...
males: alcohol... a li'l drugs... the chics he been wit'...

u know.......useless things that are unacceptable in our culture...

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chit-chat / Strange Interesting Things 'Bout Northerners...
« on: March 01, 2003, 01:15:07 PM »
As Salam Alaykum... ;)

yeah.. so something about our culture that fascinates meeh.. is "kunyan dan fari"... lol.. why on EARTH does that happen? lol...

my mom told meeh that when my dad plays with my older bro (first born), he makes sure my granny (his mom) isn't around... and when she happens to walk into the room...... sai ya chillad da yaya na gefe daya... hahah... i think its a kute aspect of our culture.... tho i soooooo do not understand it!...

and also... the first borns name is hardly mentioned.. sai a kira shi/ita... "ke, kai"... ;D


if u got anymore...plz share!!!!!!!


p.s. if u talk jargon and try to condemn, i'll seriously damage whuteva is left of ur self-esteem @ u know urself...

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chit-chat / ~*SwEEtesT ThAnGs*~
« on: April 16, 2003, 04:02:24 PM »
;)...a guy to spray paint a cartoon version of moi on a wall....and graffiti sweet nuthins... ;D

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chit-chat / tHis oR tHaT?
« on: April 16, 2003, 04:26:28 PM »
its a game... i mention two things... then the person who replies next, states which one they prefer.. and then give another two options... understooded?

example...
pesin:
Hausa or Fulani?

anoda pesin:
FULANI!
HomeVideos or Cinema?


dee oda pesin:
HomeVideos.
Li'l Bow Wow or Li'l Romeo?




Game Starts!

MTN or ECONET?

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