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General Board / Re: grammar sentences
« on: March 06, 2009, 08:57:51 AM »
Ka-put! ;D

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General Board / Re: grammar sentences
« on: March 05, 2009, 02:45:18 PM »
PS DB, I am not yr auntie. I am Muhsin's aunt. All u others consider me as yr senior sister, stop trying to make me feel like yr mother!!! Most of you ban haife kuba so there! I am tired of you guys feeling young at my expense!!!!
LOL ;D Auntie Husnaa. Thanks.
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lol, lol, Husna am in stiches. A'a kya kawo kuka yanzu lol. I taught its been long that they've been referring you as Aunty, why dey complain now? Ai ni sam naki yarda da wannan Auntin. My nieces & nephews, cousins etc da sun ce min Aunti, sai na zaro idanu ina harara, sai kiji ance oh sorry. We meant "sister". Aunty ana zaune kalau!!! Husna kyale su kawai! Life begins at 60. Ai inko Ummita daugther din Dan-Borno ne, kuma myself is his sister ai ina ya haife mu, shi ya kamata ma a cewa granpa! ;D

Ai a forum dinnan Muhsin ma kawu ne koda na girmeshi.

To, hausababy wai me take sone? Anyway. hausababy I can speak Yoruba. What you wana find out?


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Danborno, ina hana ka kiwon akuya kullum kana kyalla ta bata! Ga irinta nan. Yanzu ga shi nan ka jawo mana magana! Ga shi yanzu duk sun ce wai su yara kanana ne! Amma ba komai. I will like to ask for forgiveness on your behalf. Please aunty, sorry baby, sorry!! What do I now refer you as? Anyway, I will consult with Gogannaka, Muhsin, DBN, Lawalli, Waziri, Ustaz EMTL to come up with an alternative. Meanwhile, Husna, ayi hakuri, dattijo Danborno ya yi kuskure! ;D ;D ;D

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: March 05, 2009, 12:47:23 PM »
Abin da yawa, wai mutuwa ta shiga kasuwa! Dear moderator, I will like to sincerely welcome you back. Amma ina ki ka shiga? ;D First of all, I will have to oppose what you said your reaction will be if you were the one assaulted with the dvd. Gaskiya, left to me, banga dalilin bugun mace da dvd ba, no matter what the degree of provocation was. I just cannot, and will never raise my hand on a woman. Doing that will surely be unmanly! The area of concern to me here is the way and manner in how you hafsy, will react to the scenerio if you were the one involved.
There is no doubt, that taking up arms against a violent man by a woman will be suicidal. The fact that he can do that hitting to a woman means that women to him mean nothing and he can handle you easily, and without any remorse, in the same way he handled you earlier. Amma dai kam, kisa gajeren wando da singilet kawai!! Taf di! To, in ya damke ki fa? Ko kuma ya yi sama da ke ya buga kan gado? Ai barna zaa yi! na biyu ki dauko muciya ki buge shi to the level of unconciousness? Kuma yana zaune yana kallonki, bayan kin ce shi mugu ne? Ai kafin ki je kicin ki dauko muciyan ma ya yi wuf, ya kama kafanki daya ki fadi rub da ciki ya hau kanki ya zauna yayi da kwala miki duka da naushi da mari! Kuma in har mugun da gaskene, har cizonki zai!
Amma dai kam in nine ke, I will just pack out and go home and nurse my wounds quietly. Kuma wallahi if you do that, shi da kansa zai zo biko, ko kuma ya turo abokansa. Daga nan sai ki yi ta jan zare har lokacin da yayi laushi, tukun ki koma. Amma fa karki ja zaren da karfi don kar ya yanke. In kin dawo gidan kuma sai ki bishi a hankali har ki sami kansa. Kuma komin karfin halinsa in kin bi abin a hankali, kina hadawa da addua, to kya cinma nasara. Ai zaki ma a dawa, da wayo ake kamashi ba da karfi ba. The moment kika same shi a hannunki, sai ki dinga yi masa abubuwa masu kyau wanda shi zai fahimci cewa lallai kin canza sosai kuma zai baki dukkan attention da ya kamata.
Kuma ki je ofis dinsa akan me? Ai za ki tada hankalin jamaa da yawa, shi yasa ake cewa baku aikin da hankali wani lokaci, kuma ma ai hukuma ba za ta barki ba. You will also be seen a mad and jealous woman with no manners at all. The best thing is to leave his ofis out of it, especially if you have off-springs. This to avoid exposing the kids to ridicule. Kin san cewa ko yara saannunsu ma zasu singa cewa wannan uwarsa ta je gun aikin baban to yi masifa! Saboda haka ba abin da ya fi hakuri a duniya.
A gaskiya kuma mata kuna da naku matsalolin, domin a ko yaushe namiji yana kokarinsa ya ga cewa ya wadata gidansa da komai da komai daidai karfinsa, amma ku mata sau da yawa maimakon ku dan yaba da efforts din mazanku, ba ku yi. Sai ma ku rika cewa tunda mutum ya auro ku, me ya taba yi muku! Ba abu mai ciwo irin wannan, kuma shi ya sa wassu mazaje da basu da hakuri yanzu zaka ga sun yanke matarsu da mari. Ga yawan zuwa bikin aure ko haihuwa. Ga son zuwa kasuwa yin cefane. Yawancin maza ba sa so su ji matansu ta tambayesu zuwa anguwa biki. In an hanasu, cibi ya zama kari. In an barsu kuwa basu dawowa da wuri. Shi maigida da ake biki a gidansa basu sani ba sun dameshi, kai kuma nan da ka barta ta je, ta barka da gida wayam ba kowa! Su kuma ana can ana ta surutu da nuna gold da daurin gogoro!. ;D ;D ;D
Gogannaka, karka ce komai tukun, sai na ji zurfin tekun tukun ;D

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: March 04, 2009, 04:50:38 PM »
Danborno, now hear this story. You see, there was a kanuri man who bought a he-goat for slaughtering during sallah festival. He dragged the poor goat to his house while it kept on screaming as he pulled it real hard so as to get it inside. All their neighbors were watching with disbelief. His wife was so shocked and disorganized when she saw the man struggling with the he-goat and trying to bring it inside their house was her husband! And to think that all the neighbors were watching???!!!!! Shit! she could not bear it, and she packed out to her father's house. She could not bear the humiliation her husband did to her today.

Meanwhile the husband tied up the he-goat and proceeded to his wife's family house to persuade her to come back home. He met her dad and told him why his wife left the house. The father called her and warned her to accepy what her husband brought home for the festival, and not just because their neighbors bought. She accepted the words of advice from the old man. As they were about to leave for her home, the father stopped them and said, "please when you slaugher the he-goat sent the head and legs for me." The husband turned to him and answered glaringly, " If we give you the head and the legs, what will left for us?" They left. One thing is certain, the father has saved her from becoming a bazawara! Wai ita matan kam ba ta san cewa ku kanuri kun fi yanka taure akan rago ba?

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: March 03, 2009, 09:52:11 AM »
Danborno, a'a, haba dattijo, ba ka so a zo kusa da daughter ka? To, amma dai wata rana zaka aurar da ita ko? Ka gane? ;D

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chit-chat / Re: HELP ME TRANSLATE
« on: March 03, 2009, 09:13:05 AM »
Qaya ba Pin bane myself, domin shi qaya tsinin itace ne. Wato thorn da turanci, meaning=sharp pointed growth on the stem of certain plants. Kamar ace qayan magarya ko aduwa. Amma kuma a hausance ma ana ce da qashin kifi, qayan kifi.

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: March 02, 2009, 11:06:52 AM »
*Chuckles* Daddyyyyyyy kenan. One hell of a rule to comply with. This is torture ai!!! ;D What happened to your daily advice to me...about leniency?;D Ai, I neva vex for if I did, I would have come home to you crying and requesting that you summon your boys for operation "delete that entity".

Anyway, nidai daddy ga Waduz na ringima fah! ;D He has expressed his mind and I can detect his feeling of strong eagerness for gender equality :P, which on fair grounds should not be ignored. Ni ina tsoron kada yayi mana Biafran warII anan!


Ba rigima ummi, gaskiya na fada. We should try to balance all our acts so as to carry evrone along! Biafran war? Hehehehehehehe......never! I do not believe in fire brigade approach of solving issues. Rather, I like to dialogue, softly, softly.

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: February 27, 2009, 09:09:19 AM »
tired since morning and still uptill now cause of over work may be.
However am feeling neutral.
you would. Its  numbness and emotional drainage.

Alhamdulillah. Everything fine with my world insha Allah


Dynamite! numbness and emotional drainage! Lawall, kana bukatan inuwa mai sanyi! ;D

Just excited, some how. I do need to have a change of scene for a while only.

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: February 27, 2009, 09:02:12 AM »
Danborno, wa ya sa ka? How can you, with all seriousness, just nominate ONLY one female in the committee? Haven,t you ever heard of gender equality? Or what a man can do a woman can do even better? You better reposition yourself for the inpending upper and lower cuts to defend your little but wide avarter mouth! ;D ;D ;D Without any consultations with the guru maharajis of KOL before coming up with your list, I cannot see this committee going any where. Kai Malam, da sakel!
Lol at u guys. I am not complaining about gender imbalance, Wallahi. I saw it but it didnt even register, sai yanzu that u mentioned it. I was just thinking that in DB yafara nominations dinsa, nothing gets achieved, because they are virtual nominations. Nothing concrete comes of it (not his fault at all). I just thought he was cracking his usual jokes about his so called almighty executive board powers.

Oho, ah...to, Danborno, you can go ahead and set a date and time table for our first meeting so that we can work out the modalities for achieving good results. Mind you, I think all of us are not suffering from executive joblessness, therefore give us enough time to make arrangements for attending. I will really be committed to this all important assignment, if at the end of the day, the outcome will ensure the fostering of good relationship between couples. I am dead serious on that!

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Kano Forum / Re: ANPP is endorsing Governor Shekarau for 2011
« on: February 26, 2009, 03:20:48 PM »
Ya je can dai ya ji da Kano! Nigeria kam sai...................! Qalarawi ya taba cewa, "ko ya ubanka kace, bana sai ka yi dinkin hulannan......" You never know with politicians, kai dai mu nemo saa. ;D

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General Board / Re: hello everyone!
« on: February 26, 2009, 03:13:47 PM »
Papaya, who? Go to the "come in and introduce yourself" first and tell us what. The pass you gave is an "unknown zone."  ???

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Danborno, yanzu kam kowa ya yi jugum a Borno, amma ana nada wani, sai ka ji ana ta busa algaita a kowane gida, an manta da wancan!

Um-Uhm, Allah SWT Ya jikansa, Ya rahamsheshi. Wadanda ya bari kuma, Allah SWT Ya basu hakuri, amin. Muma, in tamu tazo, Allah Ya kawota da rahama, amin.

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General Board / Re: YHE ROAD TO KIGALI
« on: February 26, 2009, 03:02:27 PM »
Usman11, I believe that this thread is good when one looks at the crass squandermania and stupidity of our elected officials. When the teeming masses are struggling to get just one meal for the day, the irresponsible guys are busy destroying the country. Instead of the masses to join hands together and fight these ravenous idiots, they are busy killing one another in the name of ir-religiousness.
Another dastardly act of these quacks is the money and allowances they take home at the end of the month. They behave so irrationally and behave as if the masses were not the ones who put them on the seat they occupy. Most of those elected members hardly visit their constituencies. They live abroad and in Abuja after purchasing mansions with taxpayers money they stole. The most unfortunate thing is that these people are never educated enough to hold such offices that makes them to turn things inside out! They claim that our democratic ideals are based on that of the U.S! That rubbish!

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chit-chat / Re: How are you feeling today?
« on: February 26, 2009, 09:25:27 AM »
I have a paper to present tomorrow morning on Teenage Pregnancy and i have not prepared fully. I feel awful!

Haba Muda, this is simple to prepare if you can research a little from the forum posts of recent.

Ummi, what is it? Tell us so that we can fellicitate with you! I am shaking my b.tt in anticipating the cheering news! ;D
lol!! doing a Yoruba Ikebe Jive?  ;D

Ummita Allah Sanya Alheri what ever it is.

You gerrit, right. ;D
Alhamdulilahhhhhhhh. Excited! Happy! Joyful! Greatest feeling. Who say God no dey? The almighty has done it again for me...........hamdallahhhhh.

Let's see which CD should we play up for celeration.....ah ha!

*Gonna be some sweet sound coming down on the night shift*..... La la la la la.

Celebrating with "The Commerdores". Some of you join me celebrate. ;D [\color]

Yeah, I am still holding on patiently to hear what the good news is, okay ummi?

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chit-chat / Re: BAZAWARA/BAZAWARI ISSUES.
« on: February 26, 2009, 09:17:51 AM »
Danborno, wa ya sa ka? How can you, with all seriousness, just nominate ONLY one female in the committee? Haven,t you ever heard of gender equality? Or what a man can do a woman can do even better? You better reposition yourself for the inpending upper and lower cuts to defend your little but wide avarter mouth! ;D ;D ;D Without any consultations with the guru maharajis of KOL before coming up with your list, I cannot see this committee going any where. Kai Malam, da sakel!

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