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Started by Hausa Error, May 10, 2003, 07:15:32 AM

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kilishi

Quote? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? TOOTHPICK ISSUE!


Oga: Sonny, why toothpick dey finish so? everytime I buy, e go carry style disappear...

Sonny: Oga no be me o, na Madam. everytime I use I dey replace am but everytime she use she go troway am!


? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


This is so funny,so they don they use sonny's toothpick unknown,ouchhhhhhhh :o :o
ilishi

Anonymous

u have 2 cross da road twice b4 u look.

IBB

joke: how do u stp a man 4rm readin ur e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction Manual".


wat goes around comes da oda way round
IHS

IBB

b4 u look left look right cross da road
IHS

WATERSPIDER

A flight from london to kano develops faults in nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the aminu kano airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007" "Do
you copy?"
Kano tower;- "yes alhaji smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"
kano tower;- "kai haba!"
British Airways ;- "sorry tower couldnt get that"
kano tower ;- "okay phlight 007 kan you tune fawa in injin?"
British Airways ;- "Negative power in eingines dead"
Kano tower;- "bala'ie"
British Airways ;- "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand fit?"
British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"
Kano tower;- "kai!"
British Airways;- "negative didnt copy that tower"
Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due ist sebenty digri"
British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"
kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me"
British Airways;- "okay what?"
Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ALLA ILAHA ILLALAH, WA ASHADU ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASULILLAHI"
nd in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

Anonymous


Guduma

A drunk phoned police to report that thoeves have entered his car, "they have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, brake pedal and even the accelerator," he cried out.
However before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice camd over the line.
"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake,"

WATERSPIDER

Water To Wine
>>
>>
>>When Our Lord Jesus changed water to wine, some
>>church
>>fathers
>>are now saying that what was not recorded was the
>>action taken by
>>the presence of a Yoruba man, a Hausa man and an Ibo
>>man at the scene
>>of conversion.
>>
>>Immediately he changed the first drum of water to
>>wine, the
>>Yoruba man dipped his hand into the drum, tasted it,
>>jumped on Our
>>Lord and screamed: Yeeeeeh! Agbara Jesu. Iwo omo
>>Olurun to toh. He
>>dropped
>>his belongings and followed Christ.
>>
>>On hearing this, the Hausa man ran to the sight of
>>the
>>miracle,
>>tasted the wine jumped on Our Lord and screamed:
>>Bissimilahi!
>>Gaskiana, bis is bery bery good bine. At once he
>>dropped his belongings
>>and
>>followed Christ.
>>
>>Immediately the Ibo man heard the shout, he ran to
>>the
>>sight,
>>Tasted the wine and jumped on our lord shouting. My
>>Lord Bikonu! My
>>Lord..........WE ARE IN BUSINESS. "JESUS AND SONS
>>ENTERPRISES
nd in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years

figorms

a man entered a plane going to newyork, he sat in the first class section which was not ment for him, so the flight adendant told him to move to the other section but he refused
soshe told da backup pilot and he said, i'll go talk to him, when he got there he said something to the and and the man ran as fast as he could to the other part,then dalady asked him what did u say to him, ijust told him this part of the plane is going to hong kong the other part is going to newyork.
at u see is wat u get........................RMS

IBB

why do some women prefer circumcised men? A: Because they can't refuse anything with 10% off :lol:
IHS