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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2003, 12:39:33 PM »
Haha  ;DI agree Gogannaka you are a genius but then so am I coz I also kno d ans 8) may b cos am an engineer.

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2003, 07:15:40 PM »
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Tunda kun bada gari shikenan.I'll tell u the answer but i'll have to give every1 2 lashes first. Agree?
 
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2003, 01:52:03 AM »
Hmn here's a simpler one :

Two volkswagen golf cars ,same make and same specifications took off on a 100 km journey at a speed of 100km/hour.One of the cars reached the destination in 80 minutes while the other one reached the destination in One hour twenty minutes...What could possibly have happened....it's really simple guy's just crack up ya brains a little (else it's 10 lashes for every1 especially eskimo) ;)
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2003, 07:38:29 AM »
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Hmn here's a simpler one :

Two volkswagen golf cars ,same make and same specifications took off on a 100 km journey at a speed of 100km/hour.One of the cars reached the destination in 80 minutes while the other one reached the destination in One hour twenty minutes...What could possibly have happened....it's really simple guy's just crack up ya brains a little (else it's 10 lashes for every1 especially eskimo) ;)

Hmmm, there are so many variables that havent been taken into consideration, such as wind direction and speed, atmospheric pressure, acceleration, road gradient, surface conditions and so on. Which means there could be a million rasons why they got there at those times, a reason could be, one driver  just stopped to have some 'fura da nono', he had so much and fell asleep afterwards - who knows, many other things could have happened.
BUT anyway whats the difference between 1hr 20mins and 80 mins? Kkeekekekekeke ?;D ;D ;D ;D - I m so sure you thot you had me there, Gotcha!


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I am something, i appear once in a 'minute' twice in 'moment' but never in 'a thousand years'. What am i? ?;)

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2003, 02:33:00 PM »
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Hmmm, there are so many variables that havent been taken into consideration, such as wind direction and speed, atmospheric pressure, acceleration, road gradient, surface conditions and so on. Which means there could be a million rasons why they got there at those times, a reason could be, one driver ?just stopped to have some 'fura da nono', he had so much and fell asleep afterwards - who knows, many other things could have happened. ?
BUT anyway whats the difference between 1hr 20mins and 80 mins? Kkeekekekekeke ? ? ?- I m so sure you thot you had me there, Gotcha!
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Hmn borg at one time i thot i had u.......but it's not surprising you got the answer after all your years on the starship enterprise(or is it voyager) ha ha ha ha ?;) :D :D

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This one will be answered after an extensive and scientific research.. ::)  
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2003, 02:29:16 AM »
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2003, 09:13:56 PM »
hey guys i got this..............A boy  asked  is  father  how  much  does  it  cost  to  be  married?
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #22 on: August 19, 2003, 04:56:37 PM »
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hey guys i got this..............A boy ?asked ?is ?father ?how ?much ?does ?it ?cost ?to ?be ?married?

 ??? ??? ??? and then???????????????????
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2003, 10:02:10 AM »
loooooooooollllllll
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2003, 10:55:24 AM »
the father said am still paying ::)
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2003, 08:57:34 PM »
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the father said am still paying ::)

Ok he should marry four wives atr the same time ??? ???,i don't get it :-[
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2003, 02:45:54 AM »
Same here MO plz do explain
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2003, 02:49:26 AM »
how much wud u pay me to xplain what moha means? :P :P :P.......only grown ups would know
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2003, 02:04:44 PM »
Hi Gogannaka I am bak 2 recieve my 10 or is it 100 lashes 4 failing to give a different answer than the one given by Borg... definitely the driver who was behind must had a flat "taya" along the way. oya make u give me my 1000 lashes.

Hahaha ;D the payment 4 marriage... we aint paying anybpdy 2 tell us the answer...

The dad means he is still feeding and taking care of the wife as part of marriage contract. :-X

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2003, 02:05:27 PM »
Hi Gogannaka I am bak 2 recieve my 10 or is it 100 lashes 4 failing to give a different answer than the one given by Borg... definitely the driver who was behind must had a flat "taya" along the way. oya make u give me my 1000 lashes.

Hahaha ;D the payment 4 marriage... we aint paying anybpdy 2 tell us the answer...

The dad means he is still feeding and taking care of the wife as part of marriage contract. :-X

Na yi pass or I deserve another canning.. 8)
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