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Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« on: July 28, 2003, 03:39:37 PM »
???I saw a thread by Ummulhuda with the title,"solve this one" and it really comes to my mine that at least we can have some brain cracking,but ummita is not allowed ;D 'cos she will made our brain burst any way solve this
Aman was driving a black truck,his light s were not on,The moon was not out,a lady was crossing the street how did the man see her ???
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2003, 04:13:14 PM »
I have seen this one b4...
He saw her cuz it was daytime.

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2003, 08:07:22 PM »
sorry for the missing "s"
here is another one

A begger's brother died
but the man who died had no brother,
how could this be?

How do u spell a hated opponent with three words?
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2003, 08:21:31 PM »
I am not sure I know, but could the begger be a woman? I think the begger is a woman. ???

Help me with this one:

Aliu's father has only 3 sons.
The first one is called Ten
The second is called Twenty
What is the third child's name?

Someone should try the hated oppenent stuff. ;D
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2003, 02:52:36 PM »
;D ;D  The third child is suppose to be called "thirty"

Ha,ha,ah i like riddles alot

ok let me add my own

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.? ??? 8)
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2003, 06:53:03 PM »
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???but ummita is not allowed ;D 'cos she will made our brain burst any way solve this
Aman was driving a black truck,his light s were not on,The moon was not out,a lady was crossing the street how did the man see her ???

Haba! KILISHI wat did I du.....poor me (she laffs)Ok Kilishi MAY I PLZ ANSWER D QUESTIONS....Huh? Ok thanks...

The man probably had TWO MINI TORCHLIGHTS STICKED WITH CELLOTAPE JUSS ABOVE HIS FOREHEAD!!!!. So he muss hav seen her......by then.....tell me am ryt ;)
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2003, 10:41:37 PM »
Eheeee...Kilishi is then right, Ummita is going to burst out our "white stuff". ;D :D ;D :D

Shira i will come up with the answer to your riddle after an extensive research in a library...just give me sometime.. ;D

as for the third child he is not "Thirty" unless ure 4gettin ur arithmetic......
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2003, 03:24:55 PM »
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Haba! KILISHI wat did I du.....poor me (she laffs)Ok Kilishi MAY I PLZ ANSWER D QUESTIONS....Huh? Ok thanks...

The man probably had TWO MINI TORCHLIGHTS STICKED WITH CELLOTAPE JUSS ABOVE HIS FOREHEAD!!!!. So he muss hav seen her......by then.....tell me am ryt ;)


So u don start ko!kai is so funny,i agree with u that is what he actually did ;D
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2003, 03:26:20 PM »
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;D ;D ?The third child is suppose to be called "thirty"

Ha,ha,ah i like riddles alot

ok let me add my own

A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.? ??? 8)


You are their only female child!!!
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2003, 08:15:35 PM »
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How do u spell a hated opponent with three words?

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2003, 08:25:33 PM »
A HOUSE WITH TWO OCCUPANTS,SOMETIMES ONE,RARELY THREE.BREAK THE WALLS,AND EAT THE BOARDERS THEN THROW ME AWAY,WHAT AM I???????????????? 8)

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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2003, 09:06:20 PM »
Kilishi who no sabi that one. I wanted to say the answer but just....u kno something held my tongue.. ;D

The third child in the riddle i sent is called Aliyu... haba smally read the riddle again the answer is there... Aliyu's Father has only... 8)

As for your riddle smally the answer is SLICE OF BREAD  ::) 8)
am i rite.. ???
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2003, 01:49:34 AM »
Now this one's a good one.Maybe only the engineers could get it.Here it goes.
An electric train is travelling northeast with a speed of 100 kilometres per hour.In what direction will its steam blow when it reaches a speed of 110 kilometres per hour? ? ? ? ?
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2003, 03:25:56 PM »
Gogan an baka gari,that one is tough,ok i remember EMTL will give us the answer :-X
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Re: Riddle"s and joke!!!!
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2003, 03:41:56 AM »
Tunda kun bada gari shikenan.I'll tell u the answer but i'll have to give every1 2 lashes first. Agree?

Anyways it's simple, an electric train has no smoke ;D ;D ;D
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