Riddle"s and joke!!!!

[*~MuDa~*]

here is mine.
i am something any where u go  i am alway at ur back with a hat on my head, what am i.

[figorms]

2 father's and 2 son's went fishing, they all caught 1 each.
but when they counted the fishes they found only 3.
how is that possible.

[Anonymous]

Grandfather, father, son?

[madori]

Hey! I have got this:
Have celeberated my 11th annivesary this year, how old am I?
Its the simplest of all

[Eskimo]

Zat is YOU. Am I right?....or left?

flease tell us za ansa if I am left.

Try this one:
A man recieve an inspiration on the 1st Jan that he is going to die this year. Of za twalf calanda monzs, In which month is he more likely to die.

[kharuldeen]

he's not going to die.

answer dis
what tree has twelve branches,each branch carryin 2 clusters, 1 cluster of 30 white fruits and the other cluster of 30 black fruits?

[sadiq_ahmed]

Zat is YOU. Am I right?....or left?

flease tell us za ansa if I am left.

Try this one:
A man recieve an inspiration on the 1st Jan that he is going to die this year. Of za twalf calanda monzs, In which month is he more likely to die.

ha ha ha
            the man wound'nt die that year because u said he would die on the 12month of same year that means that same year has finish ;D.

[IBB]

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