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WHAT A COINCIDENCE

Started by kofa, November 08, 2003, 01:10:55 AM

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kofa

Three men were in the Hospital waiting room, when a nurse rushed in and said to the first man,

Sir, you're the father of twins.

Hey ! Isn't that a coincidence ! he replied.

" I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man,

Sir, you're the father of triplets.

" Gee ! " The man exclaimed. Another coincidence !

" I'm the chief security officer at the 3 Mile Company. "

The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said,
" I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP ! "
n GOD i trust

gogannaka

ha ha ha ha ha .......... :D :D :D

7 kids.....ha ha ha ha............ya shiga uku. :D :D
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

zezezee

lol.....hmmmmmm
me akayi da maza kuma? 8) but 7 :o akwai tsoro fa!

baba nice 1....kep them comin
 just realised that nothing is what it seems.

Anonymous

yaya bakwai Allah yaraya. seven children may God protect them for am.

*~MuDa~*

a matsiyaci op a man had a set op trifflets, he was reading a news fafer when ze ngwozoma (ze traditional Birth attendent) came 2 announce ze news, he reflied 2 her while still reading ze fafer, without any exfression op joy on him saying "just gibe me one and take ze rest"
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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