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[dan kauye]

LMAO.... dats whut i call """"peligro""""

[Anonymous]

SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI
KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

Hehehe Camcoder we can't wait to hear. Pls jare come do  am now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ummita]

Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, where was I, missed all theseeeeee.
Twinkle, I only got one two words "NO COMMENTS", breaching confidentiality trust......(twinkle, I will soon meet yah, naki is big talk)
Camcorder......even dead ppl, dey r still being talked of so yarn while it last :wink:

Ummita is it true don kuwa mudai munji kishin-kishin that HafsyLady broke up with her boyfreind and you started dating him and now he also broke up with you and is dating a freind to both of you?

NAAA KER MENTA, IT ACTUALLY GOES LYK THIS, HAFSY IS D DUMPER: SHE DUMPS D GUY, AM JUSS A REGULAR CLEANER: I PICKED HIM UP & WHO EVA DIS OUR FRIEND IS, SHE IS D TRASH: WE TRASHED HIM UP 4 HER :roll:

Spreadin tales er'where dem go, I hear ummita dis, I hear ummita dat......yup! more grease 2 ur elbows cus I dnt giv a toss! (she laffs).......Am not gonna say any of u r lyin, no am not, eitherway am not gonna say all of u r providin real facts cus bothered? I cant b :!:

[ummita]

WETIN I GO DO FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU SEE SAY MY LOVE FOR YOU NA REAL.......
Awwww dis ma songgggg.............playing right naaa.....
I AM CALLING YOU OLE'......
YEAHH YEAHH, YOU ARE MY AFRICAN QUEEN,

hmmmmm sum ppl r really .......  goin from crazy to luny......from there only God knows where pessin will land nxt.....:roll: d gul can make noise!!!!! its beginin 2 scare me!

Two days flower where iz u gone? I mishhhh yahhh, but for the mean tym

[Hafsy_Lady]

Two days flower where iz u gone? I mishhhh yahhh, but for the mean tym

Omo....I dey wo...plenty days no holla wetin? I heard di nansyens voicemail you left me. Anyway two days abi u neva comot for di trouble wey you henta? Oh gel u craze no doubt, heard wat u did and I was crackin up real bad worst hilarious ish evwa! That was pure nansiyenz upon all ludacrious matters putten in automatic akshon we you eva do.  Oh gel that one na bomb. Mesef I like dat kine thing wey you do, if fit keep make dem leave you jare. But kai, gel wazwrong wit u :x ? ke! u smoke sontin ne? Kinason duka ko? Ina nan zuwa da bulala. I heard uncle solly unleash mouth bullets for your head (heheheheh) wayyo Allah cikina. Allah ya kara. Gobe kya kara. Did I not tell say dat palmie dey mess with your heard smo smo ba. I say one half a gourd per day, u go dey drink hoooo calabash. Ha you no go nack big issue like that? :o  So u think u fit  do di unthinkabuuuu? Ehn I dey ask you kweshon? lol lol lol, wallahi chikah you don loose brain again! In all di tin wey we do bifo eh neva do you, naso you go implement sontinin put fo aksho! I hear from Chonkolometa Chinelo say yuwa grandmum's really angry with you Ntooo  :P (hehehehehe).  Allah dai ya kara! Today is my turn to laugh....You are finished if dis hinformation reach you know who. Dis one na heavy prayer & heavy redeemnation you need! ke! Like say eh no bi right calendar months ago wey I cover you up for operation 1212 naso hafta I leave you dey plan dis operation ko? Dis na di worse of all. Baruwana. (heheheheh kai dis na kaniyanci of all kaniyanci) I mustto tell kanoonline crew. If na me I fo don fall sick but you no even care. What you did make me wanna say (whatu di ....?)


U in bigger trouble by di time wey I finish release di tory for kanoonline crew. Yuwa own don finish. You know if dey starto make case on someone, idan suka saki a gaba hehehehehe theres no stopping them. Your own is di biggest joke. Kanoonline make wuna lend me wuna kunnuwa. Kunaji ko? 3 wks ago I called dis senorita and she was telling me that........Na'ammmmmm excuse me guys ana kirana, kujirani yanzunnan zan dawo

[Twinkle]

Na'ammmmmm excuse me guys ana kirana, kujirani yanzunnan zan dawo[/color]

Its been three wks now, still sitting and waiting for your return :(  :(  :x  :evil:

[Fateez]

JAMA'A INA MIKA GAISUWA WASU ZASUYI FARIN CIKI DANI WAS ZASUYI BAKIN CIKI DANI, AMMAN BA KOMAI DOMIN YANA DAYA DAGA CIKIN GINSHIKAN ZAMAN DUNIYA.

YAWAA ZAKUYI MAMAKI, AMMAN DAI BAN ZO FRUM DINNAN DOMIN NA RABA MUKU KAI KO NA HADA FADA BA...A'A. AMMAN DON NAGA WANNAN TOPIC DA TA TSEGUME TESUME, BADA LARARIN DA TONON SAIRIN YAN FORUM MAZA DA MATA. A GASKIYA INA MA MUTUKAN FARIN CIKI YADDA KUKE SON JUNAN KU DUKAN KU KUMA KUKA HADA KAI. I HAVE BEEN SMILING SINCE THE BEGINING OF THIS TOPIC IT HAS BEEN EVERY ENJOYBALE TO READ. TO AMMAN NAGA KOWA NA TSORON AYI MAGANA AKANTA KO AKANSHI.

YAWWA BARI DAI NA JADDADA MUKU MUNA DA WASU BABAN LABARAI DA IDONUNA SUKA HANGA WASU KO JI NAYI WASU KO SANINSU NAYI AMMAN NI BASU SANNI BA. YAWWA WATO I REMAINED SECURITIZED.

BAYANINA NA DAI SHINE ZAN DANYI TONE- TONE :lol:
INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA. ITA WANNAN YAR BUDUWAR SANINTA NAYI AMMAN BA SOSAI BA. YAWWA DAYAKE IDANUNA SUNE CAMCORDER, SO I KEPT A CLOSE WATCH ON HER. ITA DAI TA ZAMA WESTERNISED KAWAI

BAYAN ITA AKWAI WATA YAR BUDURWA ITAMA DAI SUNANTA FATEEZ, ITA DAI WANNAN YARINYA BANDAI SANTA SOSAI BA AMMAN INA DA AGENTS DIN DASUKA SANTA. ITA LABARIN NA NAN TAFE.

SANNAN AKWAI WASU YANMATA SU BIYU UMMITA DA HAFSY, SUNASU LABARI SAI AN SHA MAMAKI. ABUN DAI BA'A CEWA KOMAI. ABUJA IS NOT A PLACE TO HIDE, (KAFIN A KARYATANI, ANYI BIKI LAFIYA? INAJIN UMMITA NAGAINA KO HAFSY BAN DAI SANI BA)

BAYAN SU AKWAI WATA BUDURWA MAI SUNA FULANIZZLE, WACCE TA HALLARCI TARO SHEKARAN BAYA WATO GUEST OF HONOUR, ITA WANNAN ALAMURANTA DA YAWA YAKE.

JAMA'A INANAN INA JIRAN AMSOSINKU IDAN KUNA BUKATAR LABARANNAN ZAN BUGO MUKU CHAPTER CHAPTER.

MAZAN MA BABA BAR SU A BAYA BA. SU GOGANNAKA, SU MUDACRIS KAI HAR DA SHI DAN KAUYE (IDAN BAKA MA SANI BA, DAN UWANKA ABOKINANE JEKAYI BINCIKE SOSAI KA GANI) SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI AKAN HALAYANSA MASU KYAU DA WATA YAR RIKICI DAYA SHIGA KWANAKIN BAYA (YALLABAI KO HAKAN BAI FARU BA)?

KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

....and all this while i thought da internet was totally anonymous?

HEEEEELP we've got a STALKER in  DA HOUSE!!! Where's kanolicious

when u need him?

[*~MuDa~*]

Yo Tima? Wutz Uf? i Just got a question to ask, uh is it true zat kangaroos now have SARS in Australia??? Coz u told me zat zey were ze subtitute por Cows during Babban Sallah?

[Anonymous]

BAYANINA NA DAI SHINE ZAN DANYI TONE- TONE :lol:
INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA. ITA WANNAN YAR BUDUWAR SANINTA NAYI AMMAN BA SOSAI BA. YAWWA DAYAKE IDANUNA SUNE CAMCORDER, SO I KEPT A CLOSE WATCH ON HER. ITA DAI TA ZAMA WESTERNISED KAWAI

I'm who I am... I am Myself; unique at it's core, not westernized, not hausanized and not even naijawised. So you got problem with that?

[IBB]

m APOLOGISING for the msg dat was here. Srry UMMITA n Konliners

[gogannaka]

CHINEKE

[zezezee]

lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

[gogannaka]

lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

[MR 007]

lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

HIS FATHER :lol: !

[Hafsy_Lady]

lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

HIS FATHER :lol: !

IBB, this is an expensive joke, but no one could have said it any better than James Bond's comment above. ROFLMAO :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: . Simply priceless. Simply classic! (hehehe laughing evil) :twisted:
No bacin rai intended but next time limit the level of your gossip abi people?

As for ummita, I bet she aint even gonna say ish, mostly likely to laugh it off.