It is with meretricious gaudiness and flashiness that i formally announce the approachment of the solemnization of matrimony of the mouse and cursor of kanoonline.
Sources close to the M&C told our reporter that the date has been fixed for sometime in July.
M&C has since submitted his resignation from the bachelor's club to the chairman of the bachelors club via the assistant chairman, Mr Dan Megona.
Muhsin is said to be on his annual leave where he is spending it in the Yankari Game reserve.
All efforts to contact Muhsin have proved abortive as all his phones have been switched off. This might not be unconnected to his alleged relationship with a lady who sources say, is not giving him breathing space since he approached her for a relationship.
Meanwhile, unconfirmed reports say that the recent coup in Niger republic might have landed IBB in trouble as he entered the country with expired documents. His legal know how has however saved him.
BKGZ on the other hand has been posted to one of the ailing banks in the country in a very remote branch as resident auditor. As part of his efforts to cut overhead costs, he has cancelled the banks internet subscription and has stopped the supply of beverages and newspapers to staff of the bank.
We are hearing some rumours from the Borno axis but we will wait till we confirm before publishing.
Stay tuned.
