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HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« on: October 07, 2003, 03:31:15 PM »
Hausa flight discussion
 A flight from London to Kano develops faults in Nigerian airspace.
 very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano airport.
 "Aminu kano airport this is captain smith reporting flight 007"
 "Do you copy?"

 Kano tower;- "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"

 British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical faults"

 Kano tower;- "kai haba!"

 British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"

 Kano tower; - "okay phlight 00Seben kan you tune fawa in injin?"

 British Airways; - "Negative power in engines dead"

 Kano tower;- "Walahi?"

 British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"

 Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude twenty thousand pit?"

 British Airways;- "negative tower, wings wont respond"

 Kano tower;- "kai!"

 British Airways;- "negative did! nt copy that tower"

 Kano Tower;- "okay d flane will kom down in som tym due to low injin fawa,
 ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due 1st sebenty digri"

 British Airways;- "Negative, cant activate the landing gear"

 Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'

 British Airways;- "awaiting order, flight 007"

 Kano Towers;- "okay refit apfta me"

 British Airways;- "okay what?"

 Kano Tower;- "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU, WA ASHADU ANNA MUHAMMADAN
 RASULULLAHI!            

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2003, 03:38:51 PM »
AMMAN IDAN MUNE A CIKIN JIRGIN NAN IDAN KUWA MUKA SAUKA LAFIYA SAI MUN YIWA YAN CONTROL TOWER DUKAN KAWO WUKA.  


  .. WAI HAR DACE WA SUYI SHAHADA. HAHAH. ;D ;D

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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2003, 02:50:14 PM »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;Dtau ina kanawa can yu see ur kano ko .................. ;D  just kiddin very funny tho

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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2003, 09:39:35 PM »
Very typical of bahausan kano. It was funni
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2003, 06:56:38 AM »
What will Bahaushen Katsina, Sokoto, Kaduna, Jigiwa and the rest say???  >:(

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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2003, 01:34:58 AM »
Damn!its really funee,i really enjoy that and this is a small work of the kanawas,i know they can do more of that :D

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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2003, 01:30:04 AM »
hey this is just a joke.ku bar yiwa kanawa tsiya.have u guys forgotten. kano ko dame kazo an fika.
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2003, 01:20:07 AM »
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kano ko dame kazo an fika.
Kano koda mumu & shirme aka zo, sunfi kowa & thats xcatly wat happened in d airport scenario ::)
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2003, 08:47:09 PM »
Ummita gul wallahi you sabi hit di right botton. You really did get dem. Kin mugun samunsu ana!!! LOL Maganarki gaskiya ne, LOL LOL ;D
I once read the flight discussion else it was more than hilarious
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2003, 09:59:22 PM »
ok once again.who got us? 1/2 sy.we the kanawas r very intelligent kun gane? dis just a joke amma duk abin alheri ai sai kano. if we look into ur states ai sai muji kunya duka.
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2003, 02:26:36 PM »
okay,
to add insult to all those smallies from no light no water states.
i was the one that came up with this joke, which has found its way to many mail boxes and has been brought back to the forum by somebody else this time,

look if u guys had an international airport, i would have used the name of those ones,
but sorry to say, you guys aint got no airport (international), otherwise it would have been
"flight 007 reporting damage"
"come in queen amina/wanga/desert tower"

ke kuma ummita, i know you are just jealous that no kano guy will marry you,
dont take it hard gurl, somethings are not meant to happen in life. :D
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2003, 09:53:51 PM »
;DThat is good al_hamzah ;D

Let them have it..
but leave Ummita alone..dem tell u say she wan marry Kano man? ;D
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2003, 11:24:58 PM »
yuwa ai gara ku gayamasu gaskiya.sun raina yan kano.
 just realised that nothing is what it seems.

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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2003, 12:43:03 AM »
we have other states  flight discussion and we  gonna release it soon.
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Re: HAUSA FLIGHT DISCUSSION
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2003, 08:42:09 AM »
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ke kuma ummita, i know you are just jealous that no kano guy will marry you,
dont take it hard gurl, somethings are not meant to happen in life. :D

Neva bothers me, it juss leaves me laffin, that issue u stated above its not even listed on mah top priority agent list........Try harder use anoda tactic nxt tym (she laffs) so tuff luck!
Despite ur slammin, am still jammin!!!

 


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