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Started by al_hamza, July 15, 2003, 02:37:33 PM

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al_hamza

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.
Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....

DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...
P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE
ABILUNAH? SABILUNAH? AL-JIHAD! AL-JIHAD!

Fulanizzle

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arubuta

If all the trees on earth were pen
and all the sea, with seven more besides, was ink,
God's words would not run dry
  Q31:27

kilishi

Tbdi,lallai dole ta suma,wai lahira ba wurin wasa ba.the woman suppose to sue the sender.
ilishi

Venom

IKED BY FEW, HATED BY MANY, RESPECTED BY ALL

Anonymous