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MARRIAGES
« on: January 20, 2003, 04:26:51 PM »
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life
sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage
is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring,
wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:


In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the
woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS
listen.

6. Getting married is very much like going to the
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and
when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you
had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the
church and found himself married. A year later he
muttered something in his sleep and found himself
divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!


11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the
alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is
self-defence.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder
why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go
through hell for her. They got married, and now he is
going through HELL.

15. Confucius says: man who sinks into woman's arm
soon have arms in woman's sink.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married man cheat in America,
the rest cheat in Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still
they stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.'

21. I married Miss right, I just didn't know her first
name was Always.

22. It's not true that married men live longer than
single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was
almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL,
MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked
his friend. MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave
the hallway light on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another:
AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The
other replied, YES, I AM, I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he
is finished.

28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper- WIFE WANTED.
The next day he received a hundred letters and they
all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new
or the wife is.
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Re: MARRIAGES
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2003, 07:43:21 PM »
Nawa for this author. Marriage!!!!!! duk akan aure. Dont worry if I take my summer vacation I will read all that :P ;D

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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2003, 08:28:05 PM »
Dyme I justi dey play. I done read dam finish overroll mark 3/10. I justi pray one muslims sister go read this topic as your topic may change her for life. Di gel no like marriage at all at all......all her mates don part kaya go their maigida house. Di gel parents no fit putti sense: na gagararriya she bi. She talk say all men are dominant controlling and after marriage a gel life is over. Children is all and no freedom. Infact she said she no wan to bi marriage, first we all think na talk she dey du, but ibi like say na true. I just hope Dyme's topic makes a great change.


I think, na think I dey du fa!!because me na season seaon I dey appear I think di gel exist for this una forum,  :D ;) Di gel dey make una search and nak correct sense for im head

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2003, 12:53:23 AM »
I see the 11th and 12th commandments. Thou shall not neglect thy wife....and thou shall read dymes 30 comments before marriage. ;D
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Re: MARRIAGES
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2003, 04:44:40 AM »
LOL!!! Dyme,i laughed my a** out all through ;D.As for now i cant say nuttin,but hopefully in a few years time i can assure u ?i'll tellu all ya need to know about marriage(lol!!)(thats if mine is b4 yours) ;D.but as for now.......;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
    

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2003, 05:23:06 AM »
hmmm fyne dyme...damn fyne ??? aww whateva this marriage issue are u talkin from xperience???? ;D ;D nnwayz....
     com i deject one of ure remarks though(no 16)
    lemmi tellu if someone steal my wife..... men that one he don finish be that!!!!!!
    As for the wife, dat one i know fit talk am until i find myself in a similar situation(God forbid oh!)
akavelli da don till I`m gone!!!

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2003, 01:58:56 PM »
Serves as an opportunity for me to put this out. I would like to acknowledge everybody her that Ummita & I are getting married tomorrow first thing in the morning. I hope you all wish us well. And I am sorry to inform you that after our marriage, she will be banned from visiting Kano Forum as Kulle procedures apply to my policy.

One one Dyme! but I do oppose to some because they are not facts but mere............opinions and some of this writes ups no be copy & paste or copy typist at work!!!!! :-/

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Re: MARRIAGES
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2003, 04:28:53 PM »
LoL!!!!! all of u don kolo!!!! its funny.. really really funny!!!!!..... happy married life people
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Re: MARRIAGES
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2003, 02:03:00 AM »
Hey nice topic u gat there senior Dyme, Dat nigga u know if a person steal mah wife i go leave dem make them go there wa cuz there a thousand and one other chics wey i fit scope ;D And LadiesPapi as u call urself if u go do  Kulle 4 ur wifey e be like sey ure not sure of ure self ,baka yarda da kanka ba ;D Ko da yake mu  professional snatchers ney :P
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2003, 08:01:26 PM »
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Serves as an opportunity for me to put this out. I would like to acknowledge everybody her that Ummita & :-/

Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o

Yo men, u've simply gon nuts. From Godfather 2 :-/...............U been sniffin that thing huh?!!! On a high level of Dope?

For this topic  :-X :-X :-X
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Re: MARRIAGES
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2003, 08:23:24 PM »
hehehehe...am really enjoying this  ;D...so ladiez P. tell us, waza gon? u put us for bottle or what? hehe
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2003, 03:46:35 AM »
Kai form what magazine did u plagiarise this, cause from the tone of things it must have been written by a female author who is not married at all and the nearest she has ever come 2 being married is when she was left standing at the alter.
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2003, 06:30:59 PM »
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hehehehe...am really enjoying this ?;D...so ladiez P. tell us, waza gon? u put us for bottle or what? hehe

Kyaleta kawai Ihsan. Danma nacene zan aure ta take ma mutane fron'en!!! Dont worry if she sees ma JAG car :P she will follow me. I got many tricks. I will use d car first. Well she doesnt want to admit it but she knows its true.

Yeah Venom, I also said it d gurl is all about copytypist and post it. But hey I dont play a hate so its all good. Keep Blazin Yanmata

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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2003, 04:18:13 AM »
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when she was left standing at the alter.

LoL!!!!!! its more of a male author tho...
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2003, 05:24:26 AM »
Venom i'm with u ;D ;D
akavelli da don till I`m gone!!!

 


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