BABES WAKE UP!

[dan kauye]

THANK GOD I'VE NEVA BEEN A VICTIM OF SUCH SITUATION,BUT CANDIDLY SPEAKING D WAY BABES RUDELY TURN DOWN GUYS IS REELY IRKING,IF I MAY ASK,WEN HAS IT BECOME A CRYME 4 A GUY 2 ADMIRE N FEEL LIKE XPLORING A BABE?.BLIEVE ME OR NOT GURLZ,IF NO GUY TELLS U HOW LOVELY UR HANDBAG WAZ OR HOW CUTE UR LIPS ARE OR HOW STUNNING U LOOK IN DAT ATAMFA/LACE,HONESTLY U'RE LIKELY 2 QUESTION UR DRESSING MIRROR N MAKEUP KIT N EVENTUALLY CRY URSELF A RIVER 2 BED.SEE?,THANKS 2 D RAPID RISE IN FEMALE POPULATION,ABOUT 4 TYMES D NUMBA OF THEIR MALE COUNTERPARTS,IN A FUTURE NOT SO FAR 4RM D PRESENT GURLZ WILL B D WANS 2 TSARA/TOAST A GUY...LOL....      IMAGINE DAN-KAUYE BEN SWEPT BY BEYONCE'S LOOK ALIKE.LOL...      :!: ABIN NEMA YA SAMU MATAR DAN-SANDA TA HAIFI BARAWO MATAR FALKE KUMA TA HAIFI JAKI....  :lol: .

WEN EVA A GUY STOPS A GURL 2 SAY HI OR OTHAWIZE,U HEAR DEM SAYING THANGS LIKE"BANI DA LOKACIN KA"OR  KA NEMI WATA BANI BA"
SAVE UR BREATH 4 FUTURE YAMMERING SISTAS,BUT D GUY U'VE JUSS TURNED DOWN MYTE B D MR RYTE U'VE BEEN LOOKING 4 FOR AGES.SEE?? OR MAYBE HE WAZ JUSS TRYING 2 TELL U DAT UR UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING,SEE AGAIN????SO SISTAS PLZ LEARN HOW 2 TURN DOWN A GUY POLITELY........REMEMBA A RASHIN TAYI AKAN BAR ARAHA...LOL. :lol:


NOTE:::: I'M NOT BITTA ABOUT GURLZ OR A SEXIST SO 2 SAY,ITS JUST A FACT OF LYFE N DONT TELL ME ITS NOT HAPPENING.

PEACE 2 D GUYS N LOV 2 D GUYESSES.LETS HEAR UR VIEWS PLZ... :!:  :mrgreen:

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[AMADU NAKA]

U RE RIGHT SAI DA GA BAYA SU DAWO SUNA DANA SANI ANA BINKA HULA NA JAN DANKWALI........................

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[straightalkin]

in defense of my fellow females i think you are mistaken. if you got turned down by a girl in that way, it is probably because you approached her in a very demeaning manner- there are some type of comments you should avoid. to you they might be compliments but when 'we' hear them we automatically think 'liar', 'dan-iska', 'what does he take me for?'. for example dont tell a girl, the first time you meet her, that you think her lips are cute. women have pride and the last thing you want to do is hurt their pride. if you speak to a lady in a respectful manner it is very unlikely that she will blow you off in that way.  

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[*~MuDa~*]

in defense of my fellow females i think you are mistaken. if you got turned down by a girl in that way, it is probably because you approached her in a very demeaning manner- there are some type of comments you should avoid. to you they might be compliments but when 'we' hear them we automatically think 'liar', 'dan-iska', 'what does he take me for?'. for example dont tell a girl, the first time you meet her, that you think her lips are cute. women have pride and the last thing you want to do is hurt their pride. if you speak to a lady in a respectful manner it is very unlikely that she will blow you off in that way.  

On foint op kwarekshion my dear, dont u know zat it iz a dutty op US guys 2 affreciate ze creashion op ze lord? BUt ip we do....ur kind will name us 'yan iska' u c ze foint?

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[gogannaka]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

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[dan kauye]

in defense of my fellow females i think you are mistaken. if you got turned down by a girl in that way, it is probably because you approached her in a very demeaning manner- there are some type of comments you should avoid. to you they might be compliments but when 'we' hear them we automatically think 'liar', 'dan-iska', 'what does he take me for?'. for example dont tell a girl, the first time you meet her, that you think her lips are cute. women have pride and the last thing you want to do is hurt their pride. if you speak to a lady in a respectful manner it is very unlikely that she will blow you off in that way.  

hah! str8talking well said,u c i've cum 2 realize dat no 2 gals r dsame but dere's olweiz dis sense of peculiarity in behavioral patern dat seem 2 dictate/guide d women folk in choosing how 2 treat a guy,its kool 2 b femin9 n play a lil hard 2 get but ovadoing it is d troublem,wen a guy approches a gal in wateva manner he presents himself he's lykely 2 get turned down n  i've nuffin against dat coz nuffing gud cums eezy but wat irks DAN-KAUYE most is dat most babes think/behave as if dey r doing him a  favour jus by talking 2 him but d truth is we'r doing eachotha a favour in oda words "fair  xchange" since we both need eachotha

and bout d compliment stuff,its only idan an saurare ka sannan za'a saurari compliment dinka ko kuwa??? den if dat reely is  d case .....u shud kno dat duznt justify ur sayings ofcourse i'm not advocating d fact dat babes shud accept any guy dat cums dere way since men r men but not ol r reel n a reel babe knows it wen she cs a reel guy but in an attempt 2 protect ur femi9 pride by ova doing it u end up ruining it or leaving it shambles on oda words "garin neman gira akan rasa ido"

n....since men n women r wired in such a diffrent way.....so olso is d fact dat d thinking level differs.need i say mo???

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[dan kauye]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

iskanci??? sol..(screem out loud) yau fa akeyin ta.str8talking bata fadi haka ba sai ka ko?? wato kai ne dan bani na iya,dan shiga sharri ba shanu,dan tsugudidi ko?? lol ,,,,,,,juss kidding but malam gogannaka waya gaya maka complimenting lips iskanci ne?? n besides i waz jus tryna site an xample...infact wif dat ur sharp tongue i wonda how u manage 2 escape arrest wen u're @ d airport  coz d airport offcials myte think u're carrying a sharp weapon...lol...peace out.    

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[dan kauye]

in defense of my fellow females i think you are mistaken. if you got turned down by a girl in that way, it is probably because you approached her in a very demeaning manner- there are some type of comments you should avoid. to you they might be compliments but when 'we' hear them we automatically think 'liar', 'dan-iska', 'what does he take me for?'. for example dont tell a girl, the first time you meet her, that you think her lips are cute. women have pride and the last thing you want to do is hurt their pride. if you speak to a lady in a respectful manner it is very unlikely that she will blow you off in that way.  

On foint op kwarekshion my dear, dont u know zat it iz a dutty op US guys 2 affreciate ze creashion op ze lord? BUt ip we do....ur kind will name us 'yan iska' u c ze foint?

A'a malam muda nima dai haka na gani amma  tunda gogannaka ya fara canja tofic din gara na fara yiwa baki na(sorry hannu na )kaimi..peace

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[Fateez]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

iskanci??? sol..(screem out loud) yau fa akeyin ta.str8talking bata fadi haka ba sai ka ko?? wato kai ne dan bani na iya,dan shiga sharri ba shanu,dan tsugudidi ko?? lol ,,,,,,,juss kidding but malam gogannaka waya gaya maka complimenting lips iskanci ne?? n besides i waz jus tryna site an xample...infact wif dat ur sharp tongue i wonda how u manage 2 escape arrest wen u're @ d airport  coz d airport offcials myte think u're carrying a sharp weapon...lol...peace out.    

It's da truth mana!...oky u don't believe?

U know seeing is b'lievin, so u can try it out to see 4 urself

...if da girl vex sha, she go just throway slap

So be careful or go with defence  

I think guys shud learn to appreciate when a girl is tryna have some

integrity and Dignity. Straightalkin has said it all

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[dan kauye]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

iskanci??? sol..(screem out loud) yau fa akeyin ta.str8talking bata fadi haka ba sai ka ko?? wato kai ne dan bani na iya,dan shiga sharri ba shanu,dan tsugudidi ko?? lol ,,,,,,,juss kidding but malam gogannaka waya gaya maka complimenting lips iskanci ne?? n besides i waz jus tryna site an xample...infact wif dat ur sharp tongue i wonda how u manage 2 escape arrest wen u're @ d airport  coz d airport offcials myte think u're carrying a sharp weapon...lol...peace out.    

It's da truth mana!...oky u don't believe?

U know seeing is b'lievin, so u can try it out to see 4 urself

...if da girl vex sha, she go just throway slap

So be careful or go with defence  

I think guys shud learn to appreciate when a girl is tryna have some

integrity and Dignity. Straightalkin has said it all

haba miss fateez,how am i sure u went thru d post well b4 venturing in 2 defending him.....by complimenting how lips r cute i was juss trying 2 giv an example but anyway thanx 4 in4ming  DAN-KAUYE dat complimenting a babe's lips cud b dat trouble 2 d xtent of earning one a slap.....ashe da  dan-kauye ya sha mari ....oops wats dere 2 worry about aftall every where dan-kauye goes 2 u c model-lyk babes catwalking even catfyting (lol     ) juss 2 get his attention....so i gotta thank GOD 4 being such a hot commodity (lol)...in essence,well said fateez...tyme is precious bari dan-kauye ya tafi gona.peace ya.

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[gogannaka]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

iskanci??? sol..(screem out loud) yau fa akeyin ta.str8talking bata fadi haka ba sai ka ko?? wato kai ne dan bani na iya,dan shiga sharri ba shanu,dan tsugudidi ko?? lol ,,,,,,,juss kidding but malam gogannaka waya gaya maka complimenting lips iskanci ne?? n besides i waz jus tryna site an xample...infact wif dat ur sharp tongue i wonda how u manage 2 escape arrest wen u're @ d airport  coz d airport offcials myte think u're carrying a sharp weapon...lol...peace out.    

It's da truth mana!...oky u don't believe?

U know seeing is b'lievin, so u can try it out to see 4 urself

...if da girl vex sha, she go just throway slap

So be careful or go with defence  

I think guys shud learn to appreciate when a girl is tryna have some

integrity and Dignity. Straightalkin has said it all

haba miss fateez,how am i sure u went thru d post well b4 venturing in 2 defending him.....by complimenting how lips r cute i was juss trying 2 giv an example but anyway thanx 4 in4ming  DAN-KAUYE dat complimenting a babe's lips cud b dat trouble 2 d xtent of earning one a slap.....ashe da  dan-kauye ya sha mari ....oops wats dere 2 worry about aftall every where dan-kauye goes 2 u c model-lyk babes catwalking even catfyting (lol     ) juss 2 get his attention....so i gotta thank GOD 4 being such a hot commodity (lol)...in essence,well said fateez...tyme is precious bari dan-kauye ya tafi gona.peace ya.

LOL LOL LOL........in aka ce mutum dan kauye to..........

heyy i was juss kiddin......keep your cool

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[dan kauye]

lol   gogannaka i'm xtra glad u aknoledged my being DAN-KAUYE.....surely afta suffering cums enjoyment.....peace ya!

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[namiji]

i remember when i was in d jaamai'a. d chicks sun iya yanga. yanzu mun gama kuma sun gane kurensu. duk wadda ta ba ka kusa, kar ka damu. yadda kanuri suka ce "kunguna maane" meaning yaro ka nemi kudi.

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[Eskimo]

Ah!see me see trouble o! ! wetin konsine you with her lips in ba iskanci ba? :roll:

iskanci??? sol..(screem out loud) yau fa akeyin ta.

Eheeeeeeeeeeen... shi yasa ake so mata su rinka sany irin bunjumemiyar abayar nan mai rufe fuska :lol:  :lol: because of people like "za son of bilej". su in the village sun saba da ganin mata na yin daurin kirji.     malam nan a birni kake kaji koh? if you did not play, you will drink slap wallahi.    

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[ummita]

THANK GOD I'VE NEVA BEEN A VICTIM OF SUCH SITUATION:

I TELL U, I TELL U ....... (laffin evil) d only tym a man speaks of LOVE IS AFTA BEING HURT OR TURNED  DOWN.......... Bet some1 had hitches.....on d trip 2 luv land (she laffs). D easiet way 2 know wen sum1 is hidin off sumthin is wen d person oppositely or indirectly speaks of it muss esp dis "LOVE THING"......... uh..uh wen a guy mentions luv juss get d hint!(lol) DK I aint buyin dat statement c'mon(let it out) we gat shoulders 4 u. :wink:

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