Idawada, if you can pay for my air ticket, i would come to kano.. It would cost $2000.. please also provide me.. with accomodation.
Sincerely i would love to bankroll your expenses, but the aspixiating economy of Nigeria of today with the attendant suffering of people; as a result of the Obasanjo's misrule,it will be herculean for me to raise N280,000:00 simply to cater for you, while we have several pauparised and impoverished Nigerians who are essentially the victims of Obasanjo's collossal mismanagement.
It is the legacy of Kano people to accommodate and entertain their guests and i will be happy any time,any day to have you as a visitor,above all i believe our esteemed forumites would love to set their eyes on perhaps the only odd ball among the forum members.
Therefore,if you actually wish to attend the get together, then endevour to pronounce my name correctly.Nevertheless,we shall be happy to have you in Kano, so that you will have a first hand impression on the people you so much despise.