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[MySeLf]

To Alkanawi, tun da abin yazama haka, zan pasa taya.
Zan fadawa Mimun da Hakuri abin da ka fada min.

Mimun da Hakuri mu hadu a "CONFUSED" zakuji bayani.

Kai what is pepping hot in here? wetin mimun and Hakuri do?

Fasa kwai right here mushanye ruwansa Dan barno, no need to travel all the way
to CONFUSED, is too confusing down there anyway.....

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[Ihsan]

Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol

and this guy...another fulani got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"

another fulani (sorry ) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol

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[gogannaka]

Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol

and this guy...another fulani got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"

another fulani (sorry ) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol

LOL....Fulani sun shiga uku.
Yaushe keke zai sato mutum 

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[IBB]

another fulani (sorry ) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol

Let me finish it for you. lol.

Idan zaiyi burki sai yace "Burkille keke" indan zaiyi Kararrawa (bell) sai yace "kararrawalle keke"

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[amira]

Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol

and this guy...another fulani got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"

another fulani (sorry ) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol

Walla an narka ma yan fulani "kwanari keke, kwanari"... thats so funny, how can a keke respond to his words when its only piece of metal LOL.......... shima dai

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[amira]

Haba Jama'a ku danno mana labari

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[Bayya]

Wani Balarabe yaje gidan wani Alhaji, sai ya samu
wan malami a soro yana karatu.
Sai yace masa – Salamu alaikum, waina Al hajji.
To malam ba larabci, sai wutarsa ta dauke, yayi shiru,
Can sai yace:
 Kai, Alhaji Fis sama'i wama fil arari sai zuhuri,
 idan jalasa; jalasa, idan zahaba; zahaba.

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[IBB]

lol wat does that mean Bayya? Alh is upstairs he wouldnt come down until zuhr? If you want to wait; wait n if you want to go; go?

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[Bayya]

 Bingo! 

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[IBB]

Wanni dan fullo ya tara shannun sa ya sayar ya tafi Makka. Sai ya mutu a Makkan, da aka gaya wa dan-uwan shi, ai Jauro ya mutu, sai dan-uwan nasa yace, ban da abin Jauro ma, Allah yana kace ka a gidanka ma ballantana kaje gidan shi

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[MySeLf]

Wai ba wata kabila meshirme sai filani ne?...... Hhm 
Kullum kaji dan fillo yayi, yar fillo tayi, bare bari fa and so on?

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[IBB]

Myself r u fillata ne?

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[gogannaka]

Wai wani mutum ne suna cikin tafiya da dare akan babur sai su ka sha kasa.
Da mutane suka taru suna son su dauke su daga kan hanya,sai daya daga pasinjan
cewa yayi 'don Allah ku kaini inuwa'
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Shi kumawani irin masu takalr fadan nan ne a secondary school ya takalo fada.
Kan ka ankara si wandaaka tsokanan nanya wanka wa yaron mari ji kake 'TAAAASSSSS'
har sai da hular shi ta fadi.
Yaron yayi taga taga zai fadi amma ya sami balance.
Kafin ka ce meye wanannan an taru bai iya ramawa ba.
Da suka zo tafiya sai cewa yayi da abokanan shi ' kai ku haska min in dauki hula ta.

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