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« Reply #840 on: June 11, 2010, 10:06:31 AM »
Hahaha, she was eating cat food all along.

The memo got me laughing all day.
Thank God nowadays they watch football too.
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« Reply #841 on: June 11, 2010, 11:18:17 AM »
Hahaha, she was eating cat food all along.

The memo got me laughing all day.
Thank God nowadays they watch football too.
believe it or not alot of those women had to tolarate it as a way of keeping d men at home.

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #842 on: June 11, 2010, 11:58:34 AM »
Eyya sometimes you just have to make peace.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #843 on: June 18, 2010, 11:01:09 AM »


 
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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« Reply #844 on: June 18, 2010, 05:28:32 PM »
Wata gobara ce ta tashi a wani kasuwa. Wuta tana ta ci tana kone shagunan mutane. Ka san inyamuri da kudi, ga rashin tawakkali. Gashi kuma akwai shagunan inyamurai da yawa a kasuwar. Wuta na ci, jama'a nata kokarin kashewa. Su kuwa inyamurai sai ihu suke suna ta "Chineke!!!".
To, wani basakkwace yana gefe yana kallon ikon Allah. In ya waiga nan, sai yaga inyamuri ya dafe kai yana kiran "Chineke". Can sai dan uwan shi ya zo ya tambaye shi , "Shin, Lawalli, in ji dai wutagga bata kame kowa ciki ba?". Sai ya amsa, "A,a. Ina zaton walla Chineke dai acciki shika kone wa!!"

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #845 on: June 18, 2010, 11:06:08 PM »
babbar magana

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #846 on: June 19, 2010, 07:50:27 AM »
Subject: missing husband


 







Missing Husband

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #847 on: June 20, 2010, 11:19:52 PM »
LOL Karen ya fi daraja ga bisa dukkan alamu.

I got this one from a friend on facebook:

A woman took her child who was sick 2 D hospital. D doctor asked her:'how old is he?woman:"2yrs old .doctor:"what food do u give him?"woman:"cerelac custard,goldenmorn,tea bread and butter,"d baby said,"doctor na lie o,morning gayi,afternoon gayi,night gayi,everday gayi gayi!!!
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #848 on: June 21, 2010, 10:04:39 PM »
smart boy!! asiri ya tonu.

this one i heard from my cuz' wife, she has a neighbour whose child is about 18mos n still breast feeding, the girl can talk n people keep telling d mother, wean ur baby since she can walk n talk, wat are u waiting for? still d woman refused, until one day, she was feeding d girl n some people walked in, d next thing d girl lifted her head and said clearly for all to hear, MAKE UNA COME JOIN ME!!!!!

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #849 on: June 24, 2010, 10:43:25 PM »

WHICH PEOPLE????????
 
 Wife goes to the supermarket and buys her husband a dozen underwear of the same colour.

When she returns home and gives him his present, the husband is thrilled till he opens the parcel. Then he protests:

“Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!”

The wife asks: “Which people?”
 
 

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #850 on: June 25, 2010, 09:26:49 AM »
Assalamu alaikum, Allura ta tona galma?
In the Affairs of People Fear Allah (SWT). In the Matters Relating to Allah (SWT) Do not be Afraid of Anybody. Ibn Katthab (RA).

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« Reply #851 on: June 25, 2010, 09:54:12 AM »

WHICH PEOPLE????????
 
 Wife goes to the supermarket and buys her husband a dozen underwear of the same colour.

When she returns home and gives him his present, the husband is thrilled till he opens the parcel. Then he protests:

“Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!”

The wife asks: “Which people?”

Hahahaha!
Slip of tongue.
Lallai allura ta tono garma.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #852 on: June 25, 2010, 04:00:06 PM »
an gaisheku gogannaka, ummut and bakangizo
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #853 on: July 09, 2010, 05:21:48 PM »
Wahala when you visit  rich friends

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
              
Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino  or coffee?
Answer:    Tea please.
Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer:    Ceylon tea please
Question :  how would you like it, black or white?
Answer:    white
Question :    milk or fresh cream?
Answer:    with milk
Question :    goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer;    with cow's milk please
Question :    freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer:    umm, think I'll just take it black
Question :    would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer:    with sugar
Question :    beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer:    cane sugar
Question :    white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer:   Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead
Question :    mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer:    mineral water
Question :    flavored or non-flavored?
Answer:     I think I'll skip the drink. I'm not thirsty anymore. Thanks.
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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #854 on: July 09, 2010, 10:43:41 PM »
ha ha, nice one. next time u r visiting, FAST, ll saves alot of time n annoyance.

 


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