I just thought I shud throw some Goron Sallah @ everyone ..y'all know how much Dan-Kauye loves you!!!!!
Muda,step forward..I thought you might need this cuz your grammar's so tiring & so,needs a major upgrading..happy reading!

Miss Hafsi aka spitfire..how ya been,girl? A brother ain't hear no word from ya for longest..Uhm,I know you are so about Gucci/Fendi/Prada..and so I thought you might like these..


And ah,you cud use the anger management book too...

Mal Bash,what more can I say to ya eh-ye Basheer? If you are still not over Ihsan..you cud use this book as a sallah present from Dan-Kauye..True love cud be anywhere but on the internet..

And if the book doesn't help..you can always turn to plan B..

Ummita,hun,where ya @? Not much to say.Seeing that you are a huge Ginuwine fan,I figured out that you might like his latest offering..Get ready for ''Back II Basics'' cuz 'G's about to blow ya wig to shreds..Enjoy..

1. "Intro" (featuring Knight) 2:51
2. "Oh Girl" (featuring Jazze Pha) 3:54
3. "Secrets" 3:29
4. "When We Make Love" 3:55
5. "Want U To Be" 4:20
6. "The Club" (featuring Jadakiss) 3:54
7. "Interlude" (featuring Knight) 2:24
8. "She's Like" 4:07
9. "Betta Half" 4:07
10. "Glaze In My Eye" 3:14
11. "I'm In Love" 4:04
12. "Far Away" 4:13
13. "Take A Chance" 4:15
14. "Back II Da Basics" 3:42
15. "Thank You's" 2:43
Bakan Gizo..I see you are obssessed with riddles & puzzles ,well,what better present for you than a scrabble board! And oh,find engraved autograph of yours truly in the scrabble case.Yup,Dan-Kauye's the biznass!!!

Ihsan,*clears throat* Am I allowed to talk to you now that you've said ''I do'' ? Anyway,Here's ya Sallah/Marriage present..

And um,in case e don happun ..lol

Fateez aka miss Jk Rawlings..you prolly have this ,but oh well,...

Sa-salati..shegen kaya..how cud I not carry a lil something ma rapper friend..The Game's new album's what befits you as a Sallah present from Dan Kauye..

The legendary Waziri,Allah ya ja zamanin ka!!!! This's what I got for you,and don't ask why!

Hajia Husna,wai! Ai ke naki babba ne *thinks of what to give ya*..Uhm how about ...a-a-a-a a fresh dried out wig ..

*JUST KIDDING*
Here'a ur present ma'am...
It's always funny to me when Hausa women say ''Gwal'' *falls of chair laughing*

And last ,but obviosly NOT the least..My Darling wife ''straightalking'' ..Where art thou sweet cakes? Are you still mad @ me cuz I cudnt built a better hut for us? Hurt no more as I present to you ..our new home..*plays Mary J Blige's ''come back to me '' in the background''...




If there've been an oversight..don't worry..more presents to come..HAPPY SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM OUT!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY BUT CAN A BOY ATLEAST DREAM? LMFAO!!!!