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Two Things are Involve

Started by IBB, November 22, 2007, 09:50:09 PM

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IBB

if you are not a muslim two things are involved

you either say 'bless you' or offer a handkerchief

if you said bless you, you are safe if you offer a handkerchief two things are involved

you take your handky back or leave it

If you leave it you are safe if you take  it back two things are involved

you either catch the virus or somebody continue
IHS

*~MuDa~*

Quote from: gogannaka on February 06, 2008, 03:33:38 PM
...if you spread bacteria two things are involved
either infect the people nearby or say alhamdulillah

if u say alhamdulillah then 2 things are involved
either someone says yarhamakallah or not

if you're told yarhamakallah then two things are involved...

someone shud kwantiniyu  ;D

You guys are truly a bunch of hilarious comedians...lol keep that up!
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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Dan-Borno

if somebody continues better, if you catch the virus
two things are involved:

you are either taken to the hospital or you stay at home.

if you are taken to hospital better, if you stay at
home two things are involved:

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

you might just take pro-cold and sleep or you take lemon tea
if you take pro-cold then it is dangerous and if you take lemon tea then 2 things are involved

you either feel better or the sickness continues
if you feel better then its ok but if the sickness continues then 2 things are involved

you either decide to go to the hospital or still stay at home
if u go to the hospital then good but if u still decide to stay at home then 2 things are involved

continue
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

you either become liability to the family or you die.
if you die, better, but if you become liability two things
are involved:

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

some wait for you to die while some try to kill you
if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

they either suceed or they fail
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

 ;D   ;D  common GGNK you are my man today:

If they succeed then they are safe
but if they fail two things are involve

You either take them to court for conspiracy to commit murder
or you leave them till the day of judgement.

if you charge them to court is better
but if you leave them till judgement day two things are involved.

"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

arubuta

if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

u either wait till the appointed day or
you forgive them.

if you forgive them two things are involved
they realize their mistake or

if you forgive them better, else
two things involved
If all the trees on earth were pen
and all the sea, with seven more besides, was ink,
God's words would not run dry
  Q31:27

Dan-Borno

arubuta u don confuse me pata pata  ???
GGNK ko ka dan fahimci wani abu ana?
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

arubuta

#39
sorry woo
na two things wey dey run 4 ma head
and make me think of two things involved, thats why
here i go again

if they wait then you're safe but if they try to kill u then 2 things are involved

u either wait till the appointed day or
you forgive them.


if you forgive them better, else
two things involved
If all the trees on earth were pen
and all the sea, with seven more besides, was ink,
God's words would not run dry
  Q31:27

hafsee

lo this is funny
is either your funny or your not
if you are funny two thisg are involved
you can become a comedian who make people laugh on stage
or you can just be a normal person who make a frends and family laugh
yet if your not funny 2 things are involved
can some one help me hia pls
wat ever u do good or bad comes back to you

Muhsin

 ;D

You guys are really creative. Keep it up!
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

Dan-Borno

#42
if you are not funny two things are involved

you either die young of heart attack
or
or caught up by paralysis

If you die young its better for you
but if you become paralyzed two things are involved.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

IBB

if you become paralyzed two things are involved

you either live or die
if you live you are safe if you died two things are involved

you are either buried or cremeted
if you are buried you safe if you are cremented two things are involved
IHS

bakangizo

If you are cremated two things are involved; Either you are Indian or a heathen. If you are an Indian, u are either hindu or muslim. If u are hindu, u recite 'Hare Krishna' or worship a Cow....

Kai wani ya ci gaba.