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Offline Dave_McEwan_Hill

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #870 on: March 11, 2011, 12:42:15 AM »
My wife was standing nude,  looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and  said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I  really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's  damn near perfect."
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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #871 on: April 04, 2011, 11:22:40 PM »
lol
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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #872 on: April 06, 2011, 01:06:59 PM »
A lady sent a text message to her man:
If u are happy, send me your smiles.
If u are crying, send me your tears.
If u are eating, send me your food.
If u are sleeping, send me your dreams.
...If u are in the bank, send me the money.
The man replied: I am in the TOILET!

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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #873 on: April 09, 2011, 11:54:07 AM »
So I will send you my shit? LOL
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Re: Make Me Laugh!
« Reply #874 on: November 29, 2011, 12:58:33 AM »
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO  FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1.. It's important to  have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time,  cleans up,  and has a job.
 
2. It's important  to have a woman who can make you
laugh.
 
3. It's  important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie  to you.
 
4. It's important to have a woman who is  good in bed,
and likes to  be with you. 
 
5. It's very, very important that these four  women
do not know each other.
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