This was a funny mail i recieved from a friend....it is informative though
DO YOU KNOW THAT:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
What do u know that you'd like to share wuth us? ;D
In Africa more people r killed by crocodiles than lions
-The most sexual animal is a rat, 2 rats can produce 2000 offspring within 1 month.
-The most sexual species of the rat is the Australian BLACK rat, the males have sex for 12hrs each day.
dat waz cool wat i will like to know is ware did u get dis info from like to know..............................
HE KNEW IT FROM PLAY-BOY MAGAZINE
:-[ :-[ Ban gane ba :-[
;D ;D ;D ;DKullum ba ki ganewa ;D ;D ;D
QuoteHE KNEW IT FROM PLAY-BOY MAGAZINE
how did u know that..........i hope it's not because u read the mag ??? ???
California has the fifth largest economy iin the world! :o
+ it has a debt of well over 460 million dollars :o :o :o(think of obj trying to reschedule our debts)
QuoteHE KNEW IT FROM PLAY-BOY MAGAZINE
LOL LOL LOL Nah man i got the info from the Discovery channel
Quote;D ;D ;D ;DKullum ba ki ganewa ;D ;D ;D
Eskimo :o is old age, By the time u reach fourty u will understand what i mean ;D ;D ;D
do u know that...nigeria was once ranked the 2nd most corrupt nation in the world?............(i wonder which country was the most corrupt)
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Do you know that Gogannaka is always on the right track??????????? ok as the topic's name implies he try not to let it be diverted to something else bravo, now do u know that.......... ???
...................the number of unemployed people in india is greater than the nigerian population ::) ::) ::)
so also is the number of bicycles in china :o :o
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Eskimo :o is old age, By the time u reach fourty u will understand what i mean ;D ;D ;D
Don't worry 40's not old..........life begins at 40
Do you know that 125 million children,the majority of them girls are denied the right for quality education especially in developing countries ??? ??? ???
Tabdi jam.....thats the population of nigeria........ :o :o :o
dont worry,with programs like ube :-/maybe they'll reduce :D
do u know that aircondition was invented by a negro
who knows the name of the 1st P.O.W in WW1
----------------------------------------WW2
----------------------------------------Iraq
do u know Bayajida 1st settled in Kanem Empire
do u know that Tanzania was the sit of power of Oman Sultan
Quotedo u know that aircondition was invented by a negro
I dont know that for sure! :o
But obviously, with the kind of heat in the tropical region,i salute the inventor.......
do u know that the population of muslims in China is greater than Nigeria's population (gaba daya)
Also, subsaharan Africa has the second highest muslim population in the world... :o
Also, subsaharan Africa has the second highest muslim population in the world...
Kai haba ashe har dani kenan
d'yu know that:
A governor in a state in nigeria was abducted by a team of policemen led by an assistant inspector general... :o...mamakious.....it happens in countries like colombia,the only difference be say in columbia the abducters/kidnappers are rebel forces...... :o
Also in the same country(Nigeria) someone won a senatorial election while he was in prison :o...................kai Nigeria is Gods own country
...............................UMMULHUDA has resurface,but now as a guest,please we will be glad if we can have you back as a member ???
Our great president Obasanjo was booed twice at the Abuja stadium...........
D'yu also know that the polar bear runs faster than a horse(unbelievable)
Did u know that it takes .217sec for the fastest man in the west 2 draw his gun and shoot.
Did u know that the human thigh muscle is stronger than concrete
do u know that i'm the only kano onliner who is replying this stuff right now?
(now that's more like it)
Quotedo u know that...nigeria was once ranked the 2nd most corrupt nation in the world?............(i wonder which country was the most corrupt)
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sorry just read about the above comment I think bangladesh is the most corrupted nation in the world right now. also I read avout this survey "if citizens can magically eliminate curruption which egency will they go after first?" in Nigeria
1. Police
2. Political Parties
3. Education Systems
do you know that in America if a person is charged for killing someone that he/she didn't killed and got out of jail and killed the person that he/she was charged for killing, nothing will happen to the person. it's called double jeopordy
hmmm ......su gimbiya manya! ;D
do u knw that the Ant can raise 30 times its own weight....
do u know that Obasanjo is ze most ugly fresident in ze world?
Kai haba Muda!
What about Mathew Kerekou?
Do U know that cars in America are greater than the number of population in Nigeria:o
Do U know that human can live 4 atleast a week without food.
Do U know that Osama bin Laden is hidden in America :o
Do U know that Saddam is still in Iraq
QuoteKai haba Muda!
What about Mathew Kerekou?
Do U know that cars in America are greater than the number of population in Nigeria:o
Do U know that human can live 4 atleast a week without food.
Do U know that Osama bin Laden is hidden in America :o
Do U know that Saddam is still in Iraq
heheheahahahahheheehehe ;D ;D ;D :o
da funiest thing i've heard in a long time!
Du u know that those two nice ladies: Kilishi & Ice have not been here for ages & du u know that I really miss them? And du you know that its so not nice of u guys not 2 have taken notice? And du u know that I will tell them u guys didnt ask for them And do you know that indeed none of u asked? And do you know that I dont know where to find them?!! !!.
we definately have no idea! ::)
do u know that baby_gal have forgotten her password? and that she's getting married, and do u know that she now logg in as a guest, do u know that she needs your help? 8)
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do u know that baby_gal have forgotten her password? and that she's getting married, and do u know that she now logg in as a guest, do u know that she needs your help? 8)
DO U KNOW THAT I DONT KNOW
And do u know that DAGOODFELLA has returned?
do you know that i'm very very curious 2 c all ur ugly faces?
there are more telephone lines in manhattan than in the whole of sub saharan Africa.....
Do u know that two gals in k-online r fighting over the legend "Waziri"?
And do u know that he............................. about them?
And do u know that he is going to marry somebody................. in k-online ?
and do u know that who gues the answer is going to........................ something?
do u know zat some feofle r in lobe in zis site?...do i fronounce zeir names?
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do u know zat some feofle r in lobe in zis site?...do i fronounce zeir names?
Do u know that U can't pronounce their names. ;D
Do u know that kanawa r slaves of Zazzagawa
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do u know zat some feofle r in lobe in zis site?...do i fronounce zeir names?
Let me help u with the names muda..
Hausanicious and one over two see ;D
zezezee and........ :-X
Do u know that the power that the Chadian electricity company produces could barely light five office buildings in Washinton. :o :o[e be like say NEPA dey try o]
Seriously du u guys know that I took part in d Golf War ::) Let it not cum as a suprise.........cus du u hav any idea am so strong........
Una no get job ::) If u want ppl 2 know du u know, u guys cud apply in skools 2 b teachers so that ya'all can keepin lettin dem know! :P(she laffs)
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Let me help u with the names muda..
Hausanicious and one over two see ;D
zezezee and........ :-X
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Gogannaka!
Do u know what u r about to commit ???
And do u know that u 2 r involved ???
Yes i'm about to commit an act of matchmaking
Involved in what? ???
do u know that im the first person to post a message in konline in the yr 2004 8) 8) 8)
May The almighty shower his blessings on all of us thruout this year...Ameen
salam to you all!and happy new gregorian year :-*
sannu goga sarkin aiki! when you start your matchmaking do not forget about me ooo! ;D
me neither! ?;)
tall is the first preference. After all the basic specs of course! 8)
Heyy guys i'm not the matchmaker,ummita is...
Do u know that about half the inhabitants of the city of Bam in Iran were killed in the earthquake that rocked the city some days ago...........may their souls rest in peace...
Ameeen!
Thank you,that was more than enough crazy info to last me a life time(+ 9 years since im right Handed ;D).
And did you know that the average guy thinks of sex not atleast once every 8 minutes!!!!!!!(Oops! i just had a thot;8 mins gone already?!!!!!!)
Do u know zat 1/2_sy (ze most talked about ferson by hausanicious) is missing?
Do you know that venus crossed the sun on the 8th of june 2004?
Did u know that:
-the total number of bicycles in the capital city of China are 4x Nigerians population.
-Nigerians are the most talkative people on phone.
-What a man wants with a woman is to remain young and beautiful, while she is looking for financial security. (National Geographic Channel)
Do you know that
-reasoning is the God's greatest gift to man?
-Domestic conflict is what poses greatest threat to sustainable democracy in Nigeria?
do you know that:
-the joy of being a mother is giving all to your children?
-the two things you should give your chlid: roots and wings?
do you knw that
-to every generality there must be exceptions?
-to hate an individual is wrong, but rather the group?
Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
aa baha ka bane, u no de fiya God ne?
Gogannaka there is no any mission what soever in kanoonline(understooded?).
do you know that mosquitoes dont see they only Perceive?
do u know dat??????......do i know dat???? do we know dat???......lol,,,,ok jokes apart plz where do y'all source ur in4mation??? coz i'm sure sum r more of fiction dan facts.....anyways....baza a bar DAN-KAUYE abaya ba.........DO U KNOW DAT NAIJA IS D WORLD'S TENTH MOST POPULOUS NATION???....I BET U DONT....PEACE YA!
Quote from: "Shiekh"Gogannaka there is no any mission what soever in kanoonline(understooded?).
do you know that mosquitoes dont see they only Perceive?[/quote
kai mallam....ni wannan sheikh din gaskia ne ko kuwa??....lol..wyle i agree wif sum of ur...."du u know" i cud hardly blieve sauro baya gani...plz place mo facts dan fiction..... :D
Quote from: "dan kauye"Quote from: "Shiekh"Gogannaka there is no any mission what soever in kanoonline(understooded?).
do you know that mosquitoes dont see they only Perceive?[/quote
kai mallam....ni wannan sheikh din gaskia ne ko kuwa??....lol..wyle i agree wif sum of ur...."du u know" i cud hardly blieve sauro baya gani...plz place mo facts dan fiction..... :D
lol
Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
Do you know that I agree with G-nakas observation.
Quote from: "Eskimo"Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
Do you know that I agree with G-nakas observation.
lol....do u know dat i agree wit eskimo??
Quote from: "Eskimo"Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
Do you know that I agree with G-nakas observation.
to shike nan. :shock:
Quote from: "dan kauye"Quote from: "Eskimo"Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that our mallam shiekh is out on a mission to make the most posts on konline?
do you know that Phillips corp was the inventor of the compact disc technology?
Do you know that I agree with G-nakas observation.
lol....do u know dat i agree wit eskimo??
orayit
Do u know or have ya'll noticed dat Dan kauye cannot
post a topic or reply without using da phrase {Or is it expression} "LOL"?
lol....Do you know that fateez means the sound of 'son of bilej's' laughter is like falling grenade? :D :D :D
Quote from: "Fateez"Do u know or have ya'll noticed dat Dan kauye cannot
post a topic or reply without using da phrase {Or is it expression} "LOL"?
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yeah.maganar ki azimun....being d reezn dat billagers laff a lot ....laffta d best medicine,a recent survey hav shown dat dose who laff alot are lykly 2 live longer.......so fateez just hop in my laffing train free of charge 4 a ryde..lol..lol....lol.......lol tymes infinity.
Quote from: "Eskimo"lol....Do you know that fateez means the sound of 'son of bilej's' laughter is like falling grenade? :D :D :D
lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.......boom!...a'a eskimo ka manta my laffta soundz lyk a falling ballistic missyle+a nuclear war head wit a twist of atomic bomb ya heard???lol.lol..........lol(as olweiz)
talkin' about missiles,do you know that America never knew about Russia's short range tactical missiles(nuclear warhead capable) it (Russia) had in Cuba during the Cuban missile crisis untill 1983?
Had the United states made the mistake of invading cuba during the crisis,Russia would have used the tactical missiles which the Americans never knew existed.
do u know dat yestaday while chatting wit ESKIMO he confessed 2 me dat he waz having an imaginary crush on FATEEZ until i told him she's d exact opposite of wat he imagined her 2 be???(no lol)
do u know dat GOGANNAKA hates jjc's and jr membas,little wonda he waz d 1st 2 welkom a new memba who goes by d name "ummike" though she ddnt ask 4 it?
Quote from: "dan kauye"do u know dat yestaday while chatting wit ESKIMO he confessed 2 me dat he waz having an imaginary crush on FATEEZ until i told him she's d exact opposite of wat he imagined her 2 be???(no lol)
do u know dat GOGANNAKA hates jjc's and jr membas,little wonda he waz d 1st 2 welkom a new memba who goes by d name "ummike" though she ddnt ask 4 it?
lol..do you that son of bilej is saying what he has been hiding from us since? lol
did u kno i wont mind having relationship with fateez? lol lol lol
do u kno that I wont care much if son of bilej will go ahead and tell fateez that HE IS CRAZY FOR HER????
do u know that fateez and son of bilej will be like "beauty and the beast"..lol..coz dankauye looks like shrek! lol.. and fateez looks like :roll: :lol:
Did you know that Eskimo lives in Eskimo 4 sure?
And mudacris was a chinese guy who came
to nigeria by mistake??
do u know dat dante is ryte bout eskimo?
do u know dat dante is d 64th child in his family?
do u know dat he (dante) waz rong about mudacris?(coz i know muda b4 he left our billage 4 city?)
Quote from: "Dante"
And mudacris was a chinese guy who came
to nigeria by mistake??
lol..did u know that it was Dante that pushed mudacs fom the plane when the were passing oner Nija from Chiangjan province of China to Ghana.
did u know why he pushed him down?
did u know it was because of one Ghana must Go that belongs to a Chinese (read as
nai~jah) Senate Member ?:D
did u know that son of bilej is building a fine mud and stick house near the house of their vilegge head?
:D :D :D That is where he will put one K-online babe that he wants to marry..her name is S-Talking!
do you know that it is in Enugu,Nigeria, that women compete with men in riding "okada"?
dıd u know that I am hopıng to release a book ı wrote by the end of thıs summer????
Quote from: "Eskimo"Quote from: "dan kauye"do u know dat yestaday while chatting wit ESKIMO he confessed 2 me dat he waz having an imaginary crush on FATEEZ until i told him she's d exact opposite of wat he imagined her 2 be???(no lol)
do u know dat GOGANNAKA hates jjc's and jr membas,little wonda he waz d 1st 2 welkom a new memba who goes by d name "ummike" though she ddnt ask 4 it?
lol..do you that son of bilej is saying what he has been hiding from us since? lol
did u kno i wont mind having relationship with fateez? lol lol lol
do u kno that I wont care much if son of bilej will go ahead and tell fateez that HE IS CRAZY FOR HER????
do u know that fateez and son of bilej will be like "beauty and the beast"..lol..coz dankauye looks like shrek! lol.. and fateez looks like :roll: :lol:
Why dont both of you tell miss fateez that both of you are dying for her
Do you know that in PortHacourt they carry two people on one okada??...u can stop an okada with someone on it and climb..just like a bus or taxi
Do u know that Eskimo & Dan kauye were both rivals! untill hausanicious came and married the bribe they were after for almost 12 yrs?
dD'yu know that this thread is becoming a gossip thread?
Do you know that there actually are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Do you know that people mean 50% of what they say in their jokes? ? ?[Hmn i know Eskimo and Dan kauye will oppose this.]
Quote from: "Dante"
Do u know that Eskimo & Dan kauye were both rivals! untill hausanicious came and married the bribe they were after for almost 12 yrs?
hah! dante,i'm glad u said "bribe"not bride.die laffing....enyways i'm gonna let d cat outta d bag soonest!
Quote from: "gogannaka"dD'yu know that this thread is becoming a gossip thread?
Do you know that there actually are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Do you know that people mean 50% of what they say in their jokes? ? ?[Hmn i know Eskimo and Dan kauye will oppose this.]
hnmmm amma dai..........!
Quote from: "dan kauye"Quote from: "Dante"
Do u know that Eskimo & Dan kauye were both rivals! untill hausanicious came and married the bribe they were after for almost 12 yrs?
hah! dante,i'm glad u said "bribe"not bride.die laffing....enyways i'm gonna let d cat outta d bag soonest!
Did u know this is not a mistake!
its called hausar mallam bahaushe...
Assalamu alaikum,
Do you that an Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog?
Allah (SWT) Ya kiyaye.
Quote from: "EMTL"Assalamu alaikum,
Do you that an Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog?
Allah (SWT) Ya kiyaye.
ALLAHU AKBAR! MAI KARATU NA GABA...
Quote from: "gogannaka"Do you know that people mean 50% of what they say in their jokes?
LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL....LOL...
do u know that G-naka .....LOL...means 50% of what he sayd here!
Do you know that the Prophet (saw) said that whoever recites Ayatul Kursiyy after every compulsary prayerwill enter Paradise.He added that the only thing that will prevent him from entering paradise is death.
ALLAHU AKHBAR PREACH ON BROTHA!!!!! AMEEN BROTHA. PREACHHHHHHHHHHH. I SAY PREACH
Do you know that this thread is becoming a preacher's corner..with those Karatun Maulidi posted by G-Naka and ETML....
okay, MAI KARATU NA GABA!
Do you know that the humming bird's heart beats at 1200 beats per minute?If a human's heart were to beat at that rate,our blood will boil 4 times over..
On the contrary the hippo's heart beats just twice a minute. :shock:
Source:Natl.Geographic
Assalamu alaikum,
May be u already knew that, but do you remember that....
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
I didnt know that for sure! ! !
Na san dai they recommend you change your toothbrush every 3 months...
do you know that London is 4x the size of Bagdad?
D'yu know that Volvo is the safest car in the world?
Err that would be some yrs back i s'pose :?
those who eat less live longer
(science in action -BBCWORLD SERVICE)
Do you know that the elephant's pregnancy period is 22 months.
Imagine how it'd feel carryin an elephant in the stomach for 22 months :shock:
DO YOU KNOW THAT"
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad!
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!
Do you know that you too can get these useless bits of information from www.strangefacts.com and also contribute to this thread.
Do you know that:
-No one has ever succeeded in proving either the existence or the non-existence of odd perfect number.
-the average educated man ought to know that there is no mathematician who is able to solve all the mathematical questions.[/b]
Did you know that, sheik is a mathematician and G-naka is an Engineer
:lol:
Do you know that according to the economist newspaper,Lagos is the second most dangerous city to live in after Baghdad.
do u know that the only 15 letter word u can spell without repeatin a letter is "uncopyrightable"
Kai! komai dai sai an juya shi!
Did you know that b4 Prophet Muhammad (SAW) there was no Ahmad...he was the first
YEAH, YUO MIGHT BE RIGHT IHSAN BUT I DON'T THINK IS KOMAI BECAUSE IHSAN IS 'UNJUYABLE' :!:
HA HA HA :lol:
:? :?: me no understand
me no ondastand either!
D'yu know that the male salamanda (a reptile) cannot copulate with its female partner using its genitals?
When they want to mate,the male secretes an oduor that attracts the female and leads it to a place where it(the male) has secreted its sperm and when the female gets on the spot it releases its eggs and whala......e don happun......
I was taught that in Biology...it's amazing :)
Quote from: "Ihsan":? :?: me no understand
OK JUYA IT AND WHAT IT GIVES YOU. :lol:
word uppppp! this's ma fave post so mr cant let it die like dat..where g-naka @? in d meantime lemme drop som lines..erm..make i think small..yeah ready..
do u knw dat (our beloved) 9jas' communication sector is d fastest growing in africa?(abaut 6 mil gsm subscribers,net investment over 6 bil US $)..& it's next 2 d oil sector
do u knw dat bostwana is d fastest growing nation in africa?
do u knw dat ABUJA is d fastest growing city in africa?(d city waz designed 2 accomodate only 2 mil ppl but it's current population is abaut 6.1 mil..nawa oooo!)
do u dat twinkle is not as quite as every1 thot..if ya'll dont believe me ask sa-salati(stickt out tongue)?
do u knw dat MLBASH is having a serious crush in d k-online house..little wonda he made d 'MISSING HER' thread..does any1 knw who dis gurl is?(i ain't gon tell)
do u knw dat dan-kauye is planning 2 leave his village 4 city come year 2050?
peace ya'lllllll & have a nice iftar!
LOL @ dan kauye.......so u planning to leave your village that early?
thanx for the insightful info on mlbash,i almost thot i was the only one that noticed.
Turning back to business,d'yu know that the crocodile can live for over 2 years without food....(God save the creature that will become its meal after those yrs)
d'yu know that the male lion hunts only for pleasure?The female hunts the food.
D'yu know that shiekh told me that the Eiffel tower was built with 1.5 million nuts and bolts........
Quote from: "gogannaka"LOL @ dan kauye.......so u planning to leave your village that early?
thanx for the insightful info on mlbash,i almost thot i was the only one that noticed.
Turning back to business,d'yu know that the crocodile can live for over 2 years without food....(God save the creature that will become its meal after those yrs)
d'yu know that the male lion hunts only for pleasure?The female hunts the food.
D'yu know that shiekh told me that the Eiffel tower was built with 1.5 million nuts and bolts........
LOL & LMAO @ ya g-naka too(eye 4 an eye -tit 4 tat..lol)
so u no want make i leave village early ko? abi u dey fear make i no come takeova(abi na ovatake) dat ur escalade riding beau?
ahh ashe kai ma ka bugu yawar mutumin(mlbash)..ai yaron ya mato sai dai kuma ina jiye masa zaben tumun dare!
toh bak 2 biz nima...
er...oops! ashe ma bani da abin fada..oky b4 u hiss make i think..
do you knw dat CALIFORNIA is d world's 5th economy?
do u know dat KANO is d largest muslim city in sub-saharan africa?
do u knw dat in a one small village 4 china na women dey marry men,divorce men,go 2 farm,do d tsari & yearning & toasting?(wallahi i read it in one mag...wai! G-naka wannan shine araha tafi bashi,rakashewa da rahusa,(wispering:ko zamu yi hijira ne goga?)
do u knw dat there's abaut 500 mil cases of malaria in africa..little wonda naija accounts for 41% of d cases(dan-kauye is malaria..thnks 2 village natural resistance)
do u knw dat hajj is d biggest congregation in d world wit ova 2mil attendants every year(dan-kauye hav bin saving 2 go hajj since last 1/2 century;lord help me!)....2 be cont'd..peace 2 all
D'yu know dat 50000 of ur cells wud've died and have been replaced b4 u finished reading dis sentence?
Da average human body contains enuff iron to make a 7.32cm nail? {emm carpenterz, dis doesnt mean u shud kill ur wives when u run out of nails}
Every1 is puttin du u know dis do u know dat.......oya nima....
DO U KNOW DAT I GOT THIS FROM A FOWARD MAIL AND DO U KNOW DAT BY D TYM U FINISH READIN IT UP U WILL B DEAD TIRED?
*Coca-Cola was originally green.
*The most common name in the world is Muhammad.
*The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
*TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
*Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
*You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
*It is impossible to lick your elbow.
*People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
*It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
*The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
*If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
*Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
- Spades - King David
- Clubs - Alexander the Great,
- Hearts - Charlemagne
- Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
*If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
*If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
*If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
*What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
*A snail can sleep for three years.
*All polar bears are left handed.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
*In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
*On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
*Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
*Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
*The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
*Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
*Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Most lipstick contains fish scales.
*Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
***And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!~!!!
And a bit bout Spider.....uhn uhn spiders & cats r nytmares 2 meh!!!!
Quote from: "ummita"
*A snail can sleep for three years.
Hhhhmmmm......... no wonder dat silly snail never woke up for my experiment
Women in my town wear bucket as their Ear rings!
A Child in my town Eats a Whole cow everyday for breakfast!!!
When a Chief died in my town they burry hime with all his family members!!!
A chicken in my town lay 1000 eggs every week!!!!
We use to attend the burial ceremony of Mosquitors every day!!!!
Dear onliners am inviting every one of you dinner there. Catch Ya...
who's dis guy up here??? d new kid on d block???..awww its u hausanicious..welkom back...u heck funny
Quote from: "Hausanicious"Women in my town wear bucket as their Ear rings!
A Child in my town Eats a Whole cow everyday for breakfast!!!
When a Chief died in my town they burry hime with all his family members!!!
A chicken in my town lay 1000 eggs every week!!!!
We use to attend the burial ceremony of Mosquitors every day!!!!
Dear onliners am inviting every one of you dinner there. Catch Ya...
Nice!! U know i always thought Zaria waz a very weird place
Quote from: "ummita"
*Most lipstick contains fish scales.
And to think all these years I wondered why all the girls I dated loved Tuna!!!
Nice!! U know i always thought Zaria waz a very weird place[/quote]
i always Thought it was Australia...lol
Quote from: "mudacris"Nice!! U know i always thought Zaria waz a very weird place
i always Thought it was Australia...lol[/quote]
muda kafa dawo kenan!..eniways me thinks perth is weird..knawm sayin'..lol
Quote from: "dan kauye"Quote from: "mudacris" i always Thought it was Australia...lol
muda kafa dawo kenan!..eniways me thinks perth is weird..knawm sayin'..lol
oh dankauye is it? hmmmm...interesting
Mudacris u have come back with ur wahala ko?
do u know that two two is not 4 not 22
lol @ fateez,spooky vibe???
do u know dat few words spoken in anger can destroy a long lasting relationship 4 no matta how sorry after,the memory of unguarded utterance can leave a long lasting scar in d memory???(dis's ma self-discovery..lol)
Quote from: "Fateez"Quote from: "dan kauye"Quote from: "mudacris" i always Thought it was Australia...lol
muda kafa dawo kenan!..eniways me thinks perth is weird..knawm sayin'..lol
oh dankauye is it? hmmmm...interesting
Mudacris u have come back with ur wahala ko?
To wut habe i done now again?
Quote from: "dan kauye"lol @ fateez,spooky vibe???
nope, not spooky, actually it's logical yup very logical i understand it perfectly well
Do u know that the hippo could open its mouth 150 Degrees wide? :o
I know some ppl in konline that can do so also
do u know dat we worked 4 everything we have,but culd die witout getting all we worked 4
Do u know How 2 to say I love you in 9 languages...
English - I Love You
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - lch Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Parts of rural America: (Appreciative whistle), followed by, "Hop in the truck."
kauyus-how dem dey say am in Hausa?
Quote from: "Anonymous"kauyus-how dem dey say am in Hausa?
LOL @dan kauye...u 4got how to say it in your language.........
Do u guys know zat i'll b starting my Xams on 2nd op March and i'll seriously Need and Affreciate ur Blessings? (My Good Feofle...Zat iz Not a Bribe) MInd u ...i Read My Books Zough!
Assalamu alaikum,
Muda Alllah bada sa'ar jarrabawa amiyn.
-on average people fear spiders more than death
-the average human body makes enough carbon for 900 pencils
-the average human body makes enough phosphorous to make 2,200 match sticks
-Althaiophobia is a fear of marshmallows! {Of all things!!!}
DO U KNOW THAT I HAVE POSTED MY QUESTIONAIRE IN ANNOUNCEMENT ROOM. CAN U GUYS PLS BE KIND ENOUGH TO GO TO THAT ROOM AND FILL THE QUESTIONAIRE.
GUIDE: ONLINE FORUMS> ANNOUNCEMENT> QUESTIONAIRE
THANK U :D
D'yu know that mudacriss was nicknamed 556 because he sabi press *556# more dan anyone on the mtn gsm network.The funniest part is that he does not credit the phone yet he keeps enquiring his balance.
Infact MTN noticed his number and permanently assigned a friendly reply anytime he enquires his balance.The message reads:"your account balance is 0.Please register for the mtn recharge and win promo.U could win 1million worth of recharge.
Also, mudacriss is the greatest flasher(still) on the network.He flashed someone once and could you believe, it was only 08036 that appeared,the switch did not even complete the number identification b4 he disconnected.
Data Gathered from zezezee.
Quote from: "gogannaka"
Data Gathered from zezezee.
loll lol lol lol
lol
lol
lol................................haba oga???? babu ruwa na!!!! mudacris, im sure u knw where this is comin from??? wetin make u go harras im girlfriend???????
gobe ka kara ma!!! :D :D
do you know that talaici tayi katutu a arewacin najeria,abinda an dade ba a ga irinsa ba a tarihin wanna kasa tamu.
D'yu know that:
Men snore louder than women and in 1993 the Guinness Book Of Records recorded one snore of 93 decibels - almost two thirds the noise level of a Boeing 747 taking off.... WHOA :o :o :o
damn.
Do u know is neva too late to repent. Say Astang-gafirllah
Quote from: IBB on June 01, 2007, 02:46:17 AM
damn.
Do u know is neva too late to repent. Say Astang-gafirllah
do u know that sounds like a hybrid version of ASTON-MARTIN and MUSTANG cars?
LOL..Alkanawi.
Istigfarin ne yayi kama da mota?
Do you know that dreams coming true is one of the 40 characteristics of being a prophet.
Do you know that queen of England and prince Charles and prince William doesn't travel together
in case of accident.
What about Prince Harry?
Did you know that Prince Harry is more dashing than Prince William? ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on June 07, 2007, 01:03:29 PM
What about Prince Harry?
Harry is free to travel with anyone i think, bcos he is not heir to the throne, he will never be a king.
Quote from: Myself on June 07, 2007, 10:44:36 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on June 07, 2007, 01:03:29 PM
What about Prince Harry?
Harry is free to travel with anyone i think, bcos he is not heir to the throne, he will never be a king.
Poor Him...Is he the one they wanted to send to Iraq?
Yes GGNK, but now its to Afghanistan, cos they think his regiment or platoon or whatever, would be prime target if he went to Iraq. Not that it makes any difference I suppose, que sera, sera.
Did you know that the Queen of England was once served a rat at a state Banquet in South America and a slug at another state banquet in China?
Did you know that PAREIDOLIA means the ability to perceive meaningful patterns in apparently random noise?
Do you know that I don't know that? ::) ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on June 11, 2007, 05:15:36 AM
Yes GGNK, but now its to Afghanistan, cos they think his regiment or platoon or whatever, would be prime target if he went to Iraq. Not that it makes any difference I suppose, que sera, sera.
Kai poor Harry has quit army to avoid being send to war zone.
He will soon be home from canada if already he is not.
Quote from: HUSNAA on June 11, 2007, 05:18:59 AM
Did you know that PAREIDOLIA means the ability to perceive meaningful patterns in apparently random noise?
Interesting.I think i have that ability :-\
Do you know that Thisday newspapers is going to hold a music festival in July 2007 in Lagos and that among the performers are UB40,Shakira etc?
Did you know the egyptian could eat papers?
They made paper out of papyrus which is a plant that can be eaten, row or cooked.
They sometime munched their hand out/note book for snack, when really hungry ;D
Quote from: Myself on June 11, 2007, 09:24:25 PM
Did you know the egyptian could eat papers?
They made paper out of papyrus which is a plant that can be eaten, row or cooked.
They sometime munched their hand out/note book for snack, when really hungry ;D
Wow! thats very handy!! Gives new meaning to the phrase 'digesting a book or digesting the news!!' ;D ;D ;D ;D.
So Prince Harry has quit the army? I cant say that I blame him really. I wont even call him a coward, because the war was senseless and meaningless and if u notice neither bush nor blair have a son to send down to the slaughter houses.
Yan Iska
couple of arseholes!!
Did you know that if u unravel the human chromosomes in our body and thread them up to form a string the length of the string will be thirty times the distance from the earth to the moon and back!
PS I think it is either the chromosomes or the or the double helix of the DNA. Cant remember which.
Quote from: HUSNAA on June 13, 2007, 03:28:22 PM
Quote from: Myself on June 11, 2007, 09:24:25 PM
Did you know the egyptian could eat papers?
They made paper out of papyrus which is a plant that can be eaten, row or cooked.
They sometime munched their hand out/note book for snack, when really hungry ;D
Wow! thats very handy!! Gives new meaning to the phrase 'digesting a book or digesting the news!!' ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Did you know that if u unravel the human chromosomes in our body and thread them up to form a string the length of the string will be thirty times the distance from the earth to the moon and back!
PS I think it is either the chromosomes or the or the double helix of the DNA. Cant remember which.
Hehe, hmmmmmm...I always thought readers digest had a weird name...
maybe they expect us to eat it after reading it!
Oh and I think it's if u straighten and link the chromosomes so that they're
just a string of double helix DNA. Amazing isn't it?
Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:08:18 PM
Oh and I think it's if u straighten and link the chromosomes so that they're
just a string of double helix DNA. Amazing isn't it?
[/glow]
That's right Fateez. Glad to see u havent forgotten yr high sch biology.... ;D
Do you know that north of the equator if you empty a bath or a sink the water swirls out anti-clockwise and south of the equator it swirls out clockwise - and I don't know what it does if your exactly on the equator.
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 11, 2007, 09:54:32 AM
Do you know that I don't know that? ::) ;D
Do u know that u
know that now??? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Did you know that the first blood transfusion on a human being was performed in1667 by Jean Baptiste Denys physician to Louis the Fourteenth on a 15 yr old boy using sheep's blood? The boy survived.
Just read that from google's whatever..
Do you know that pedestarians tend to live longer than car users
that the DC comic book Batman: The Last Arkham drew on the influences of psychology and biology books such as "Superstition in the Common Pigeon"?
Quote from: Dave McEwan Hill on June 14, 2007, 12:02:59 AM
Do you know that north of the equator if you empty a bath or a sink the water swirls out anti-clockwise and south of the equator it swirls out clockwise - and I don't know what it does if your exactly on the equator.
I saw/heard that on the Simpsons show.
I believed it to be a joke that time(infact up till now).
I asked my geography teacher when i was in secondary
school and he was impressed by my knowledge of geography.
I still dont know whether this is true or not.
Do we have members that live south or north of the equator?We could try it out.
Do you know that most people's secrets are sexual.
That is still the realm where a soul is most often unknown.
Uhum!
Subject: John & Abraham
History Lesson
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? Hey, this is one history lesson people don¢t mind reading!
Enjoy!
Assuming its true. I read it many times but still find it too hard to believe. Sure it wasn't made up?
Only one way to find out.. Read the biographies of both men.............. ;)
Assalamu alaikum,
Really....? Ikon Allah
Did u know that every breath brings us closer to the last one?
Do u know that Estonia joined World War II in 1940, when the Soviet Union blockaded the country, a Finnish airliner was shot down and three diplomatic couriers were killed?
Quote from: HUSNAA on July 19, 2007, 08:28:03 PM
Did u know that every breath brings us closer to the last one?
I cudda sworn that I thought about that last night.Or maybe it's deja vu.
Do you know that the most popular first name in the world is Mohammed
Considering the number of people i say yeah!
Quote from: IBB on November 12, 2007, 04:09:12 PM
Do you know that the most popular first name in the world is Mohammed
Yes IBB, that is very true.....
Did you know that there is a town in Japan called OBAMA? Did you know that the ppl of OBAMA Japan are rallying round Barak Obama and boosting his popularity ratings? Did you know that Obama's birthday August 4th is also Chopsticks day in the town of Obama? The ppl of Obama are hoping that an Obama presidency will boost the profile of their town.
What a coincident, Husnaa! Don't you think or he has any origin from there, thats from his Mom because I heard his Dad's African origin.
Interesting,
Do you know that some days back while Yar'adua was attending the North west PDP rally in kaduna there was power outage 3 times and his security aides had to shield him from possible danger.
Gogannaku ai sai ya koma hausa ya ce inshaallahu nan da shekara biyu an daina dauke wuta a kkasar.
'Wai yaya za'ayi muna ihu muna cewa pdp 'power' kuma power na tafiya'
Allah ya kyauta.
Ameen
Do you know that AMEN is a corrupted name of an ancient Egyptian God 'Amun'
The name Amun was changed to Amen since Hebrew vowel can be interchanged. The reason was for people to be using it after their prayers. This Amun is regarded as a supream n also the invisible one.
See: 6. The Secret Rulers of the world [6/29] in u-tube. I recommend u watch from the first one [1/29]
Quote from: IBB on March 12, 2008, 06:42:46 AM
Ameen
Do you know that AMEN is a corrupted name of an ancient Egyptian God 'Amun'
The name Amun was changed to Amen since Hebrew vowel can be interchanged. The reason was for people to be using it after their prayers. This Amun is regarded as a supream n also the invisible one.
See: 6. The Secret Rulers of the world [6/29] in u-tube. I recomment u watch from the first one [1/29]
IBB good to have you back. Dont get annoyed that u werent often cited at the cigiya yan uwa section ;D
Anyway, I find that hard to believe that the origin of AMEN is from the word amun. The reason kuwa is because AMEN is an anglicized or hebrewed version of ameen. Ameen is entrenched in islamic terminology. Wani hadisi na cewa ma in mutum yace ameen bayan an karanta fatiha a sallar jam'e and in Allah Ya sa akayi dace mala'i ku suka fada at the same time, to Allah in His Mercy Will Grant one Aljanna. My point here is that anything that runs contrary to Islam is unacceptable in Islam. Amun is a deity and therefore if ppl call his name at the end of their prayers, kaga wannan yazama Shirk tsantsa. Kuma if this was the case, there would never have been the word ameen included in the islamic prayer. Kuma the prophet in his time would have actively discouraged the usage of the term since you know that he lived amongst Jewish communities and since the jews have held on tenaciously to their bidi'oi even a lokacin, kaga there is a great likelihood of their using the word amen in their daily prayers. Therefore I dont think this is the case. Amen must be a genuine religious terminology acceptably used at the time of the prophet Musa AS, and as such acceptably used in the time of the prophet Isa (AS) and Muhammad (SAW).
Kasan there are many words which sound similar and have the same meaning in Hebrew and in Arabic. For example the word Shalom in Hebrew means Salaam in Islam. Shalom is also a greeting in Hebrew just like Salaam is in Arabic. The word Ela or Eloha means Allah in Hebrew. Likewise Halleluya is a repetitive for of Ya Allahu or Ya Halilu (Cant remember which) have to find that info again. When I heard it repeated with Ya allahu or Ya Halilu, I was amazed!! Jehova (yahve)the name of Allah in Hebrew also has an Arabic equivalent, cant remember it. when I come across it again, will let you know.
Bling!! Remembered!! Yahve or jehova is Ya huwa literally translated as 'O HE!' HE being Allah SWT.
Assalamu alaikum,
I read this and very up-set.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Allah (SWT) Ya kare mu da zuri'armu-amiyn.
Wani abun sai a duniya.
Wannan labari ya matukar bani dariya.
Alkalai basu da dama wallahi.
Quote from: EMTL on March 12, 2008, 02:00:41 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
I read this and very up-set.
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Allah (SWT) Ya kare mu da zuri'armu-amiyn.
You got to be kidding me :o
This story happened some time last year, Allah ya sauwake mashi wannan masifa.
Well he was forced(Idiot)...Well sometime this year, I read that in India, someone willingly married a dog so as to redeem himself from an accident where he ran over a dog and killed it about 11 yrs back. He thinks he was cursed since then and this is the answer, the redemption.
I think both idiots are retarded, and the world that accept these retarded people is a world worthy of pity
Safet and peace
Thanx Husnaa for your response to my post, that was a good point you dropped there, brilliant. I will still urge you to watch the clip.
EMTL: the story of the goat; Is that allowed for a man to marry an animal? What kind of council of elders is that, I think they are worst than him now
Where is the clip IBB?
Are you related to Sa'eedu Mohammed Jallo by any chance? You look very much like him.
The goat and man story.... this incident must have taken place some time back. I seem to recall hearing BBC relate that story a taba kidi taba karatu probably two yrs ago. Some similar incident in Kano occurred between a man and a female dog about 5 yrs ago. The authorities never got wind of it though.
Quote from: IBB on March 13, 2008, 12:20:32 AM
EMTL: the story of the goat; Is that allowed for a man to marry an animal? What kind of council of elders is that, I think they are worst than him now
Assalamu alaikum,
The Shariah does not allow human being to maryy animals- when a man have an intercourse with an animal - the animal is killed and he is also condemned. Allah (SWT) ya kiare mu da zuriarmu-amiyn.
Duniya dai in da ranka ba abinda ba za ka ji ko gani ba. Allah dai ya kare mu.
Some woman in US, sat on her boyfriends toilet sit for two years to a point that her skin grew over the seat. I say its mental illness! :-\ Sure some of you must have read it online today too.
Hafsy_Lady, I think that is beyond mental illness, she has to be out of it, you know two years wasn't just two hours, and the guy should face some kind of charges for not doing anything about it, he was even bringing food for her :o :o
Kazamai... I saw a program titled 'so u think u are safe?' about the thousands of bacteria that mill around the toilet especially the toilet bowl; how tiny sprays are ejected when one flushes the loo and how they can land anywhere and how invisible bacteria reproduce so rapidly because of the optimal conditions in the toilet.. wet floor, humidity, fecal matter and urine. How bcos many ppl dont wash their hands when they leave the loo, they carry out of the toilet invisible specks of fecal matter with them. yeuk!
So imagine someone living in the loo for two yrs with Kubthi da kaba'ith being her constant companions. Allah Ya Kyauta.
Quote from: HUSNAA on March 13, 2008, 03:58:13 AM
Where is the clip IBB?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1zsFxxzD20&feature=related
Do you know why onions make people cry? Husnaa should know this...lol, ita ce mai bala'in son onions.
When you slice through an onion, you break open a number of onion cells. Some of these cells have enzymes inside of them, and when they are sliced open, the enzymes escape. The enzymes then decompose some of the other substances that have escaped from sliced cells. Some of these substances, amino acid sulfoxides, form sulfenic acids, which then quickly rearrange themselves into a volatile gas.
The gas reaches your eyes and reacts with the water that keeps them moist. This changes the chemical's form again, producing, among other things, a mild sulfuric acid, which irritates the eyes. The nerve endings in your eyes are very sensitive and so they pick up on this irritation (this is why our eyes sting when we slice onions). The brain reacts by telling your tear ducts to produce more water, to dilute the irritating acid so the eyes are protected. Your other reaction is probably to rub your eyes, but this will actually make the irritation a lot worse, of course, if you have onion juices all over your hands.
Kai Muda,you and onions.
Very informative.
Do you know that Kano pillars are leading the Nigerian premier league?
Hopefully they will win and represent nigeria in the African champions league.
8) 8) 8)
Well that will be a major break-through dont you think?
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on April 16, 2008, 09:28:18 AM
Well that will be a major break-through dont you think?
Yep.It wud be great.
Do you know that the NGO Médecins Sans Frontières was created in 1971 as an aftermath of the Biafran war by Bernard Kouchner and other French doctors who had worked in besieged Biafra.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 03, 2003, 07:04:27 PM
do u know that...nigeria was once ranked the 2nd most corrupt nation in the world?............(i wonder which country was the most corrupt)
..
i think i was CAMEROUN.........................jamaar PAUL BIYA
Nigeria, with only two per cent of the world's population, contributes 10 per cent of world maternal deaths. Each year, 60,000 women die from pregnancy-related deaths, with majority occurring in the North.
Quote from: gogannaka on June 26, 2008, 09:18:33 AM
Nigeria, with only two per cent of the world's population, contributes 10 per cent of world maternal deaths. Each year, 60,000 women die from pregnancy-related deaths, with majority occurring in the North.
Assalamu alaikum,
This is very shocking.............Amma fa matar da ta mutu wajen haihuwa tana iya samun mutuwar Shahada. Allah Ya jikan Musulmai.
During the Biafran secessionist struggle in Nigeria in the late 1960s, an Ibo physicist and his colleagues reportedly obtained enough radioactive material in Europe to make a radiological bomb. They planned to explode the weapon in Lagos, the capital, but on the way from Europe to Nigeria, the material got "lost" in Portugal. It was never heard of again.
Hmn how true is this your tori Ale gogannawa.
I heard a similar story but of Mercedes cars. That the old versions, those 70s models that have grasshopper headlights can actually fly. But the knot that if unscrewed will make the cars fly was forgotten and was never figured out
The crude oil price hits more than $140 per barrel in world oil market? Think of what our father land is gaining from this rise of price. Any development so far? LOL...Nigeria!
IBB goa and do some research,na san ba'a haife ka ba lokacin biafran war,mu kam da wayon mu.
Do you also know that the light arms ammunitions expended by the Nigerian soldiers during the war was more than that expended in world war II by all nations.
Which one is more believable?
Quote from: IBB on June 30, 2008, 09:43:44 PM
That the old versions, those 70s models that have grasshopper headlights can actually fly. But the knot that if unscrewed will make the cars fly was forgotten and was never figured out
kline una no go kill me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
IBB wai which encyclopedia you dey use, shebi you no sey
we dey for 2008?
LOL,
Irin labarin nan da ake jiyowa a wajen mai shayi ko a beer parlour.
Quote from: gogannaka on July 03, 2008, 02:33:17 PM
IBB goa and do some research,na san ba'a haife ka ba lokacin biafran war,mu kam da wayon mu.
Mai yai zafi Uncle, may be I should get a sit and enjoy war stories from Uncle-U
Quote from: Dan-Borno on July 03, 2008, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: IBB on June 30, 2008, 09:43:44 PM
That the old versions, those 70s models that have grasshopper headlights can actually fly. But the knot that if unscrewed will make the cars fly was forgotten and was never figured out
kline una no go kill me ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
IBB wai which encyclopedia you dey use, shebi you no sey
we dey for 2008?
Which part of Nigeria are you living? I cant believe you have never heard this stori b4 dont u visit mai-shayi palour?
Do u know that the igbo man is the most enterprising person in nigeria today?
True,
even without the light.
Do you know u can watch thousand and thousand
of movies online for free?
From Hindi to African and English films etc...
provide link pls
Do you know that:
girls are claver
dan Boys today?
Do you know that most Nigerian die becos of Mosquito
Do you know that the Flu kills about
40,ooo people in the
United State each year?
Do you know that your choice of music determines your personality or your personality determines your choice of music?
Quote from: Jibo on September 25, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
Do you know that your choice of music determines your personality or your personality determines your choice of music?
Interesting!! I didnt know that.... so I like all kinds of music.. what does that make me?
Husnaa, if you like all kinds of music, including Bori, molo and the likes, then you have a multiple escapist personality; Can I describe you as JACK OF ALL MUSICS!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 25, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
Quote from: Jibo on September 25, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
Do you know that your choice of music determines your personality or your personality determines your choice of music?
Interesting!! I didnt know that.... so I like all kinds of music.. what does that make me?
A unique person.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 27, 2008, 09:44:38 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 25, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
Quote from: Jibo on September 25, 2008, 01:12:37 PM
Do you know that your choice of music determines your personality or your personality determines your choice of music?
Interesting!! I didnt know that.... so I like all kinds of music.. what does that make me?
A unique person.
lol GGNK kada ka sa kaina ya fi haka girma mana ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 27, 2008, 09:48:27 PM
lol GGNK kada ka sa kaina ya fi haka girma mana ;D ;D ;D ;D
Husnaa! Really that's what you are uniqueeeeeeee! Lover of all musicccc! 8) 8) 8)
Quote from: Jibo on September 28, 2008, 04:54:52 AM
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 27, 2008, 09:48:27 PM
lol GGNK kada ka sa kaina ya fi haka girma mana ;D ;D ;D ;D
Husnaa! Really that's what you are uniqueeeeeeee! Lover of all musicccc! 8) 8) 8)
Banda na bori da kidan molo amma!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS wai molo shine what kind of instrument? Banjo?
Quote from: Rais on September 25, 2008, 11:05:34 AM
Do you know that:
girls are claver
dan Boys today?
LOL ;D Rais. Didn't know.
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 28, 2008, 05:48:23 AM
Banda na bori da kidan molo amma!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS wai molo shine what kind of instrument? Banjo?
Attiteran! Kin ba GGNK kunya. You the lover of all music? Ask GGNK he knows the difference between molo and banjo and DB will expantiate further! 8) 8) 8) 8)
Do you know that the Bugatti Veyron is currently the fastest accelerating and decelerating production car in the world.
It has a total of 10 radiators.
3 radiators for the engine cooling system.
1 heat exchanger for the air-to-liquid intercoolers.
2 for the air conditioning system.
1 transmission oil radiator.
1 differential oil radiator.
1 engine oil radiator.
1 hydraulic oil radiator for the spoiler
The Veyron has the greatest acceleration of any production car to date. It reaches 100 km/h (62 mph) in approximately 2.5 seconds.
Shan mai kuwa: At full throttle, it uses more than 115 L/100 km, which would empty its 100 L fuel tank in just 12 minutes 46 seconds
Wani kaya sai amale.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_Veyron)
Wagga Bugatti Veyron sai kai GGNK. Na ji ance ka fara fatauci! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ba dai na miyagun kwayoyi bane ko?
Ai kasan ita Bugatti Veyron ba'a tsare ta ga hanya. Sunanta da Hausa Ba'a maki shinge! Saboda haka kar ka damu ba mai tsareka a hanya! :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
Do you know that, the delay of $700b bailout bill can be a mechanism for some abnormal gains in the stock market.
As stocks are down due to the current economic crisis, waiting for the rescue bill to be passed so they can shoot up
I feel the bill is being delayed purposely for abnormal gains. As the stocks sink further those with inside knowledge (congressmen and their allies) can buy the underpriced securities and sell the next few seconds, mins or days after the bill is passed given the stocks will definately rise after the bill.
Even thou the capital market is crashing anyway with or without the $700b
Da alamun gaskiyarka fa! Ka ga 2 days after the bill failed in the two houses, it has been passed by the senate after a little modification! What a cuwa-cuwa! ;D :D
ko kun san cewa phensic tana maganin ciwon kai?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 02, 2008, 09:47:04 AM
ko kun san cewa phensic tana maganin ciwon kai?
Ko kunn san Muhsin na ciwon kai! DB ka kai mishi gudunmawa! Don kai ka bamu labarin karon shi da.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D
Who knows the new Dan-shedan of this forum?
Do you know that zogale na maganin ulcer?
Quote from: IBB on October 05, 2008, 04:39:35 AM
Who knows the new Dan-shedan of this forum?
I don't. But I
very much wanna know.
They way i see it, Zogale will very soon become scarce due to its numerous uses.
Moringa oleifera.Check it out and see.
Do you know that no one wants to ask the American leaders what would happen if the $700billion bailout plan refuses to work.
Quote from: Muhsin on October 05, 2008, 12:58:09 PM
Quote from: IBB on October 05, 2008, 04:39:35 AM
Who knows the new Dan-shedan of this forum?
I don't. But I very much wanna know.
Shine a saman ka.
Quote from: gogannaka on October 05, 2008, 08:24:12 PM
Do you know that no one wants to ask the American leaders what would happen if the $700billion bailout plan refuses to work.
Ah to! why ask they all know the consequense GGNK
Do you know that someone is making a mistake?!
Everyone makes mistake Oga Jibo
Quote from: IBB on October 06, 2008, 09:53:55 PM
Everyone makes mistake Oga Jibo
Haba IBB! Wane irin mistake ne mutum ya sayar da akuya ya sayo takobi?
May the person thot mahauci yafi mai-kiwo
Do you know that Shepherd is better than Butcher?
I know, thats the mistake. Like i said everyone makes
Do you know that sme mistakes can be corrected!
Do u know that u r not making sense anymore?
Do you know that some senses are made by others!
Do you know if you are one of those others
Do you know that those others could be wiser?
Do you know that 4th Nov. may be the first day for the commencement of Hajj air-lift this year?
Do you know that an empty drum makes the loudest noise?
Do you know that Drums do not make noice until someone beat them? ;D ;D ;D
Do you that one drum can makes 2 noise or more?
Do you know that the two noices depends on the drummer?!
1. Giant squid eat each other - especially during sex.
2. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has sold one copy every minute since its 1969 publication.
3. Giant mice eating rare chicks on the South Atlantic's Gough Island are descended from the British house mouse, but since arriving on ships in the 19th Century, have doubled in size and become carnivorous.
4. Birmingham was hit by a tornado in 1931, in the same area of the city damaged in the latest twister.
5. First-born children are less creative but more stable, while last-born are more promiscuous, says US research.
6. Cats are genetically unable to taste sweet things. While dogs adore chocolate, cats remain indifferent.
7. Marilyn Manson's gift to his fiancée - a taxidermy fan - is two stuffed swans posed as if about to copulate.
8. On average you would have to cycle non-stop for 96 years before being killed in a road accident.
9. By law, rescued grey squirrels cannot be released into the wild.
10. Racial prejudice is learnt; and everyone has an in-built inclination towards learning to fear people who appear different, says US research.
If you would like to read more about these news items, please click on the link below.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/...7.stm#10things
Do you know that Alexander the great died at the age of 32.
He almost conquered the world by that age.
Do you know that today is Muhsin's birthday? Happy birthday my friend.
So Muhsin's a July product too?
Allah ya kara tsawon rai Muhsin.
Assalamu alikum,
Thanks guys for the wishes and prayers. I am eternally grateful. Allah ya bar zumunci, amein.
Happy belated birthday wishes Muhsin
may u witness many years to cum i.A ;)