MY KANOONLINE HOUSE MATES GAT ISSUES!!![/b][/u]
1st day on her first confession: Ummita poses & frowns @ camera...signs....U know I agreed 2 du this reality show...taut it was sum sort of vacation 4 me but duh.....I juss cant stand this in-house mate of myn.......Venom.....he is juss annoyin me....she is so gud in every thing......(oh well) ::) waives her hand in dismissal.........urrggggh looks who walks in, I feel lyk takin sum'en toxic...9@least I'll see him no more) & Ihsaneey get along well.....smiles @ camera......juss cant stand this guy changin d chanels now & ish ish bleeeeeeeeeeeeep he swore!!!, he duz it everytym venom of course!! u all hav 2 bleep......when he starts swearin oh well....least cant b bothered..... ::) Ma hommie representin hommiez.....Ibro she smlyz @ cam, hes out shoppin (closes cam screen) & shouts & him ....."cud u plz stop changin d channels Venom"!! am watchin Oprah here ::)...cant stand him, {shestands up & walks out........oh cumz bck with speed} looks @ camera & whispers I bleached Venoms best burberry shirt.....walkin in is ma mate Ihsaneey.....shdhhhh camera switches off
Who turned off the cam..... ::) guess I dislike everybody here. *Dammit* not when I was expecting the last thing on my mind. looks in disgust at the camcorder. Whats her name venom? Dyme who? yeah right! [cant stand her also, not when she starts off by being nice] and introducing herself. Looks very closely into the cam.....hissessssssssss I hate posh girls.....storms out of the room & lits a cig........ ::) ::) excuse meeeeeeeeee......... ::) cant smoke why? you just came in now. You have started giving rules!!!! she storms out in frustration. I feel irritated she shouts & throws the cam of the sofa.....eeeeeeurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Hafsy quickly finishes up her magrib prayer runs into the main sitting room spanks Nafeey on the back......what the ......**** who is the new girl? Oh well ::) I just hope she is not as annoying as all of rest of you.
3rd day after two in-house mates joins in & on my first confession.
(peeeeep) switches on the camcorder.....smiles and sticks out a tongue on the screen.......I taugt it was going to be fun living together in a big house with so many rules but I find Nafeey fascinating...shut up plz missy ::) I just have had enough of this guy, all he does is eat,sleep & watch telly(venom).........turns the camcorder at Ihsan, who is busy pilling her nails.....(she is kool). I just cant stand to have another girl walking in to join the house.......(she whispers at the camcorder I wonder why she hasnt been out of her room. She has been crying & has not eaten since last night (fulanicious). Ibro walk in a hurry, guys have you seen ma jersey top!! oh ow.....I used it 2 clean d kitchen work table :o Ok she rises off the couch & stumbles on this lazy sod venom always sleepin she fumbles & *hisess* something & heads out............
Nice thread is this suppose to be some sort of tv sitcom, or freinds episode or Big brother?
Ok looks into the camcorder and smiles who are the new girls that arrives.....huh who is there? nice to meet you your name? Dyme.....ok let me show you around...another gurl walks in....pssss yo! chick welcome Dyme hold up a second. Oh....who is crying points the camcorder at fulanicous who just came out.....am off the pet her.....mhmmm Ummita walks in......ummita can I see you for a second....smiles at the camcorder I just love women am off with them...tstsss battery low ----glowing low-----tssssss cam off
lol lol at all of you
but he looks into the corder and frowns deeeeeeep{I wonder where ummita is, I have a confession. I just dislike the flow of Ladies Papi with girls here.....raises an eye brow....well I was planning to have fun in this reality house live show but with camcorders at every angle of the house. I feel there is no privacy. well I have made a couple of freinds so far and I seem to be getting on pretty well with the firls. Personally I dont think venom is a problem....he grins at the camcorder, well am happy in this jammed house because all the girls say am the cutest.....I dislike too many noise damn & here comes the whole family comin in...need to bowl out...off......runds back....forgot to say bye & smiles
Ihsaneey looking around ...aaahh..now Ihsaneey relaxed...lying back on a couch, sipping her drink and watching the others play around... 8)
Hey Ihsaneey.......she jumps & spills her drink, Oh sorry I'd startled u. U seen Paw PAW? Oh sorry venom thats his pet name d family gave him......turns d cam @ Anwar yeah WHUT.........U lookin 4 me...she hisses & walks out....oh yeah whuz gon du d shoppin...hell nawz not me......she gives Hafsy a dirty look........& rolls out.
5th day confession, actually I taut having new people joining was good, it was the begining of trouble......God they are constantly @ ma sleeves........turns off
madness
I'm in, I'm in... Hafcy, u know mi 'n goodfella made a deal, *Abeg off dat cam first...a`a, wai ba privacy ne* aniwayz mu share su. As I was saying, ni da aydee made a deal, whoeva come in first will adopt the characters of his main man HOMER J. SIMPSON And I just cant picture mah self wid dat...so ama just stick wid u `n ummitah, how about that?
u really wanna know the Kano-Onlyn reality check point?? ?
yall need to grow up!!!
peace
Oh puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez give us a break........she laffs.........grow up kini? Oruwasni kewsi wo! as if we wanted 2 know. Laydee is a luvvvvvvvvvv
4 now make I :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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u really wanna know the Kano-Onlyn reality check point?? ?
yall need to grow up!!!
peace
2nd DAY AFTER NEW ARRIVALS
Eyeing the cam. Technically speaking this is one good reason, I said I disliked having new house-inmates. Grow up? Please not another issue of girma, girma!! Ni that doesnt exist (she hisses flips her Naire Claire magazines and goes back reading).
Puffffff ::) Su "grow up" manya ::)
Abeg...............
So ar the family gonna vote sumone out (big brother)............... ;D :P :P ;)
camera on...
i look around.. "d@mn!".. its Lpapi.. tryna act like he all that!
i swear if he talks to meeh, i'mma smack the black off him!
well.. since the boi no get zuchiya.. he comes up to meeh tryna act slick, when he aint sssshhhhh....
so i roll my eyes and cant even make out wut he's sayin.. i'm used to tuning him out when he yaps... :-X
thank GOD my celly rings.. i push ol' negroe out ma way and talk to my gurl adama on the phone!..
she tells meeh that al-hamza be eyeing her da wayo wayo!
this, this, this, this
this, this this,
IS SICK!
Me Gosh!
And L papi came to console fulanicious....fulanicious still didnt want to talk..havent eaten in three days now..eyes all swollen and red from tears that never seem to stop dropping.....finally L papi got Ihsan, the only person that could make fulanicious talk... Fulanicous raises her head gently and began to whisper. Her lips trembling like a leaf. Her hands ice cold...her body shaking...it happend that three days ago, Fulanicious woke up in the middle of the night.... on her way to the kitchen to get late night snack...she passed the hall way and heard some light noises...seemed to be coming from Ummita's room.. Worried about the situation Ummita may be in, Fulanicious decided to check. She peeped in the key hole...and saw what she never thought shed see...Right in ummitaz room...were Hafsy, Nafeey and Ummita herself.....each of them were in a circle...holding hands and were chantting something mysterious...red candles around and between them...Fulancious being the foolish curious type, stopped to watch. Then out of shock, Fulanicious eyes nearly popped out..through the key hole, Fulanicious witnessed teh three gurls unmasked themselves... Ummita started...as she pulled her plastic mask off, with trails of greenish/ purplish slime oozing outta her face....they were all four eyed...with tentacles...it was just too much for fulanicios to handle...it was too much for the camera to handle...TANGLALA...the camera glass cracked!
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I'm in, I'm in... Hafcy, u know mi 'n goodfella made a deal, *Abeg off dat cam first...a`a, wai ba privacy ne* aniwayz mu share su. As I was saying, ni da aydee made a deal, whoeva come in first will adopt the characters of his main man HOMER J. SIMPSON And I just cant picture mah self wid dat...so ?ama just stick wid u `n ummitah, how about that?
Change the channel Hafsy
Good, now hez here. Hez gonna pick up da habit. so Aydee, I mean, Homer....want some beer?....
Yeah but make sure its Duff and some doughnuts
lol @ F'ious.......
All onliners havin a day in d sittin room, but every 1 pre occupys him/herself with wateva they best lyk duin.
Ummita:
Who wants to come to the movies with me (to watch "A man Apart") I juss luv Vin Dieasel..........who juss hissed "Venom" can u juss let me take a breather 4 once....
Yeah Ihsan its ma Buff day cummin up real soon. Well I dunno 4 Fulanicious cuz shes been kinda avoidin us, so I dont think she wants 2 cum along.
Dont know weda she wants 2 cum along. (knock knock!!!) Not my night mare. Anwar! wat du u want? Nah u dont really hav 2 get me a buff day present, no but much appreciated.
Ibro cud u plz 4 fake sakes du me a favour, switch d channel..I wanna watch "Angel" & plz sum1 beta stop givin me those dirty looks....(Venom)
Wat? Wat am I hearin Cryz shouts Oh hells naw..it aint happenin. Guys 4 d door...
suddenly we hear shouts!!! Ibro looks @ me, I turn 2 Ihsan who was restin on d couch, she looks @ Nafeey who was readin a mag...Nafeey looks @ Hafsy who was busy munchin bags of crisps........Hafsy givesd that I wanna know wats goin on look.......we all run 4 d door..fightin 2 get d best positon every1 keeps silent......
coversation we heard:
L Papi....well u neva game me d chance
Dyme...u were after all the gurls in this house
Dyme...u were runnin ur eyes on everygurl
Dyme....u were even afta ma mate Fulanicous
Dyme...u claim 2 b ummitaz G'father...but I juss dont get it!
Dyme...shut up...
L Papi...calm down lemme xplain....
L Papi...Told u I liked u, u scoffed me out
Dyme...I hate u I hate (& finally break down cryin)
then we all heard {Paw Paw} & d door jerks open.....all kanoonliners house inmates fall 2 d floor..........Dyme slapped him!!!!
Ummita looks into the cam....as u can c viewers.....everything with my in-house mates duznt look grill, things r fallin apart.........END OF EPISODE 2
...i juss cant stand Lpapi.. i dont even know why he went around claiming i'm his gurl...pissssh AS IF!
the other gurls saw meeh crying...not knowing that i was all tears cuz his breath stunk like a motherforya!
lollllllllllllllllll :-X
oh yeah,
hi gurl,
what yo doin tonight misssss adama? ;)
...Allah ya shirye ka...
dyme wait now.............
emmm,alhamza,we were doing to go out,dyme and i,will u like to come?
of course thats if its ok with her ;)
Hey anybody seen my goodcharlotte Cd i left it on the fridge Ibro ure tha prime cuz i over heard meenah sayin she wanted that CD bad bad and i know u aint got a penny . And any seen ma doughnuts .
Oh come on Homer! you dont know where u keep anithing, not even ur panties. And I though u shot meenah for mi, so what are u talking about? *can some one get that cam of my private life.* Kai some editors ma....
i burnt that CD ooo!!!.. yeah, i admit.. i BURNT it!
no adama, i will not like alhamza to come.. he'll force us to wear Niqab... besides, i dont think he'll like to be seen with two laydeez... cuz u know.. na fundamentalist! ;D
Oh dama it was Goodfellas panties or should I say boxers that was lying around in the main louge. She shouts Ummita why do you always leave the cereal open. Hisses you guys make me sick! Who refused to clean up after the toilet. My cell rings! Oh yah speaking..
This is twinkle yes!
Yah have go got the Yatch ready?
So my booking bills comes up to. Do you accept Ameircan..expreeeee(Bloody hell Hafsy keep shut will yah) Nafeey could you please pass me the pen.......damn Ibro Venom & Fella please cut the crap out with that pillow figthin its childish besides am trying to concentrate here. I better leave I better leave in a hurry. slams the phone. Dyme please take that cam off my face am not in the mood. Guys listen I taught coming together into this reality house was going to be fun (shut up will yah)? well after much thinking I will finally go on a vacation to get away from all of you (ha ha ) laugh all you want to. It aint fonny. Could you shot that bloody Pizza! I ordered for them not you. Dyme take that cam off by flipping face!!!! You guys are so annoying. She swore hissed and matches out ;D Love you guys. I would love to have a yatch of my own though ;D
Dear Twinkle I am sure u have heard that scientist say that a woman?s brain can handle doing more than 1 thing at 1s. So us having a pillow fight should not be much of a problem for u while talking on the phone. Or is there some thing u want 2 tell us all???????.
Venom walks away while singing 2 himself Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder WHAT U R :D :D :D
fyne dyme aims at venom's qeya, whish come resemble kwakwa... and thrusts a tennis ball at it!
::)
QuoteDear Twinkle I am sure u have heard that scientist say that a woman?s brain can handle doing more than 1 thing at 1s. So us having a pillow fight should not be much of a problem for u while talking on the phone. Or is there some thing u want 2 tell us all???????.
Venom walks away while singing 2 himself Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder WHAT U R ?:D :D :D ?
lol!lol! well someone is fish brained i think .
Hey dyme if any of ur stuff gets missin i mean anythiing ......Ibro wat du gurls treasure most .
GIRLS ONLY: GIRLS DO YOU WANNA COME SHOPPING WITH ME. NEW VICTORIAS SECRET (LINGERIES ARE OUT)
Husna goes straight to the kitchen and post this notice
*GUYS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF YOU SHOULD PUT THEIR BEST BEHAVIOUR MY BOO IS COMING FOR DINNER.
*Ummita I expect you heavy music to be turned down, Dyme please indoor tennis is strictly prohibited
*Venom please put back the pillow sofas when you done willl your (ummita what do these guys call it again) (ummita hollas back sayin "Oh their stupid pillow mortal combat) (thans for reminding me)
*Ihsan pls, pls pls put back all those glossay mazagines neatly when you are done.
*IBB I beg you always clean up after using the loo, I dont want major emabarassmanet when my boo arrives.
*Guys at exactly 10pm you should all go to bed. My boo and I are going to watch a peaceful movie........
Guys no peeping through the key hole especially Dyme and Ibro nothing personal goin on.
All am asking is put on your best behavior. And uh!! ::)this is for notice, just dont go roaming about fulanicious because the last time you came out looking fly that was the last time I was ever with my ex now he i after her ::) ::) ::) I always get jealous not to we are leaving under one roof. guys hear this I hope she is not here. I gave a guy a wrong address when he said he was coming to pay her a visit she was not at home so I answered him call........he he he he and she purposely got her hair done for him he he.
Girls who wore my timberland(she walks out shouting)? oh............where is the director. I wanna quit this reality house. I have had enough of them.
By the way Twinkle sent us a post card, she says she is doing well in her yatch
well.. husna, juss make sure ur boo doesnt bump into meeh first... ::)
and as for u Gfella.. as long as u dont buy ...or bootleg... propa CD, them i'mma burn them good!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AT HUSNA
AND DYME U SOOO WISH 8)
O MAY GOD tell me he is not wearing a pink shirt with white poker dots on it. Hey guys after dinner would u like 2 go throw water balloon at our neighbours. :D :D :D
Ihsaney looking around...happy to see her family again :)
how ya'all doin'? I missedddddddd you all sosaiiiiiiiiiii... Ihsaney lie back on the couch, drink in one hand, magazine in the other...she relaxes (aaahhhh) .... and now the show can begin... 8)
yeah you can surely relax Ihsan. I have locked IBB and Hausa error in the bath room. Ihsan did you help me get that Luigi hand bag, by the way Husna going to get some victorias secret laungeries you coming? Gaskiya anyone missing twinkle nima naga post card dinta.....(shoutssssssssss!!!!!!!!) Ummita somethings blowing up in the microwave!!! :o Has anyone seen my Yves st Laurent & Aquascutum top :-/ Clothes keep dissapearing and I always find them in Nafeesas closet, sharing clothes ::) I hate that so much. Gaskiya I no go gree. Azo a raba chores, lets share the duty, am tired of cooking. Let these lazy boys take over the domestic duties. Venom should do our laundries inclusive inner wears etc ;D Ibro emmm (naka na special) always fill the car with enough petrol. IBB toilet clean up, Error dishwasher/cleaning plates dry. The pool house yes! GoodFella. What else? :-/ COOKING DA BIG ONE.....Who fits for the apron...emmmm emmm Ihsan (Hafsy shouts from the kitchen) who can cook among these boys. Really? Can he? Oya Venom swop! KITCHEN right now. We would like to have macaroni & cheese damn ma blad hates it. Ummita what would you like for lunch.........(every one answer)
Ummita= tuwo miyan kuka
Ihsan= tuwon shinkafa
Twinkle=Pizza
IBB = Sandwiches
Error= Rice & curry sauce
Ok every one shush..........................Rice & curry wanda zai ci yaci wanda ba zai ci ba ya bari. Hafsy throws Fulanicious car key fulanicious takes a dive for it. Finally ressurecting from the sofa she fell. What was that for? Hafsy looks at her in suprise what is it for? You asking? Or wanting to know? Girl kin manta you going foodstuff shoping for the house today. Ummita let go out, Ihsan you coming? Go back and sit IBB its only girls allowed. And no body I repeat no body should usde ma CD writer because Ummitas you the last person who took it & you fave it one big fault ::) Shut up & lets go kedai. Yuhooooo! Venom (he looks from the kitchen with a grumbly face) u look cute in that apron by the way we not going to have dinner mu uku, so cook for the rest. I love the way you hold that pan Nigga :P
@ venom...i rather use the paint guns.. ::)
hafsy... i come hear gist bout u oooo... ah, trust these amebo peoples.. they come say u dey eye ummita's bobo.. na tru?
na so i hear from dark angel... :-X make u no tell 'am i say so!
Quote Venom (he looks from the kitchen with a grumbly face) u look cute in that apron. I love the way you hold that pan Nigga
U and ur dirty mind :D :D :D by the way pro chefs like me dont wear aprons.
HE WAS WEARIN PINK SHIRT WITH WHITE POLKA WHA?? SAY WHAT VENOM??
AIIGHT BABY GURL HUSNA, U REALLY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ME AND UR "MAN?" ..... ;D
yooo sumthin is burning :o
Its our neighbours they just threw holy H2O at Ummita ;D ;D ;D, this means WAR.
hahahhahaha..... kaganka....
Kai where is every1 the house feels dead :-[ :-[ :-[
O I C THIS ROOM IS 4 CONFESSION HUH?
ALRIGHT I WILL BE THE REV-FATHER EVERYONE SHOULD COME AND CONFESS HIS SINS TO ME.
THIS IS MY CONFESSION UMMITA CAME AND CONFESSED HER SINS TO ME AND THESE ARE WHAT SHE SAID: I GOSSIP ALOT, I DONT CONCENTRATE ON MA STUDIES SO I FAILED MY EXAMS, I CLUB 4TIMES A WEEK.
IBRO'S CONFESSION: WAIWAYEN GULMA SHI YASA WUYA NA YA KARKACE.
WATCH OUT FOR MORE CONFESSION FROM K-ONLINE MEMBERS
STAY COOL NO HARD FEELINGS 8)
Verrrry Funny. 8)
Now why dont you confess about ur lil AIHS, isn't it the hidden form of AIDS. Its ur final chance Reverend...tell the lord u r +
lol ;D ;D ;D ;D too lalle ok heres my confession ...................................
do yu want to know but i need to say it to someone clean so that he or she can put me to the right hanya ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Goodluck finding 1 in this house :D :D :D
;D ;D ;D ;D findin one in this house is not possible ko too lalle :-[ :-[ :-[
Nah baby Gurl
What Venom meant was there are so many in this forum, that u'll find it difficult to choose ;D
any wayz best of luck choosing... ;D
:D :D :D
QuoteIts our neighbours they just threw holy H2O at Ummita ?;D ;D ;D, this means WAR. ?
loooooooooool!!!!
babygyal.. i'm the pure pearl here.. so wassap?... ;D
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babygyal.. i'm the pure pearl here
And I am the Pope
dont make meeh sound u right there... >:(
:D :D :D :D too between yu two whose the clean one........kaka don bust ina hada agument ko ;) ;) ;)
Baby Gurl...dont get confused...I'm all ears...........
confuse as in ..................
......As in who is clean or not btween them, I am so I' all ears baby gurl.
:D :D :D
Gurls!!!! gurls calm down you will all sit near me. Husna sit by my left hand side, Ihsan you take the left. Ok dontttttttttt nooooooooooooo dyme dont pull her hear ok pull that bean bag and sit on it..you see gurls its not bad. I love you all.
My baby gurl (yar baba walks in) (Ummita). She always comes first in everything oright girls come back laters ok. Yawwa ke Ummita da gaske fa zaki koya min wannan crib walk din wo ;)
Guys come check out my new ferari thats the 26th car I gat. (eyeing ICE & Husna with my thuggish looks) Babies wanna go out with me tonight?
Yeah let the reality of this house confessions get REAL!!!!!! Now its time for real confessions, matured grown ups gat no fear and pride is sumething for little kids. Now who has an online crush for an online member. Truthfully I have already been inlove with Ihsan, Ice, Twinkle, Hafsy honest. Ok I know you guys will say why so many gurls, because I love women I cant have enough of them. ok lemme spit it out ICE baby gurl whatchu say? ;)
WHOSE NEXT? GET REAL PEOPLE AND SPIT IT OUT. AINT NO HARM IN IT!
confessions ko he he he he he mhmmmmmmmmm
NIDAI NA DI ADMIN OF KANOONLINE I WANT.................I hope di man no get wife. he he he he................nah mi is only kididing. I get my bobo so make admin go rest relax no sweat oga.
Some one is playing a hate in this reality house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wuna no mi ba abun da yayi min zafi sai na fada. Infact lets start casting off. Voting out who should leave this house next.
QuoteTruthfully I have already been inlove with Ihsan, Ice, Twinkle, Hafsy honest. Ok I know you guys will say why so many gurls, because I love women I cant have enough of them. ok lemme spit it out ICE baby gurl whatchu say?
Chineke :o
See me see trouble small pikin with bra! :o
Ummita where are you? This your Baba na women snatcher he be or what?
Wallahi kidinga yimishi fada kafin mata su kasheshi.
And you know what ladies papi? na my grandaughter size you not me, OKEY!
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See me see trouble small pikin with bra! :o
Lol lol lol lol lol :D :D :D :D :D
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Chineke ?:o
See me see trouble small pikin with bra! :o
Ummita where are you? ?This your Baba na women snatcher he be or what?
Wallahi kidinga yimishi fada kafin mata su kasheshi.
And you know what ladies papi? na my grandaughter size you not me, OKEY!
LoooooooooooooooooL!!!!!... dont mynd 'am.. na so he will continue to decieve 'imsef... poor soul...
Theres nothing better than relaxing in a yatch men! :o :o :o :o :o ICE AND LADIES PAPI......... :-X :-X :-X Did I just see something.........The whole family are not at home. Ice yeah give it to him!!!!
shoutings and noise!!!! damn the family are back
Twinkle; wats up guys/ Where you been to?
Everyone: we went to the movies?
IBB; Wats up with ladies papi with a bag of ice-blocks on his head?
Venom: Yeah :-/ wats up with him?
Ummita: Oh ma god and runs over to him?
Dyme: Shit :o but cracks up when she sa the big mole
Hafsy:(talks in sarcasism) he he he he he he he has he forgotten that u put the butt on the toilet sit and not the head. or has he forgotten where the water filter is at and he mistakely went to the toilet sitter and ducked his head and had it caught up in there.
Nafeey; U bet, serves him rgiht, why didnt the head bleed/
Ibro: Ya mallam, me ya faru?
Fulanicious: Yo! yeah tell us what happened
Ice: still frowing her face :-[
twinkle: well errr errr err actually reduces her voice, guess what< I just came back, used my keys to open the door and I saw.....and I saw and I saw..........Ladies Papi trying to kiss her so she used the pan in her hand and smacked him off ;D
Ummita: falls to the ground and rows in laughter. Hafsy follows in big laugh venom shakes his head ans smiles. Fulanicious hits Ummitashand giving her a high five. Ihsan tries not to laguh but ended up suprising us all in a heavy row laugther and...............everyone looks happy so we all had a nice pancake from the pan Ice was frying and watched a movie just like families do...........all was in peace not till IBB changed the channel........shghhhh issssssss end of this episode.
Lol Twinkle...
Ihsaney eyeing LP and doing :P... Ihsaney whispers to Ice <kara mashi! naga can gefen bai tashi ba!> Ihsaney shouts in happiness as Ice kwalawa LP frying pan for qeya!
Yo! Twinks, when u taking us on ur yatch? ko dai ehem ... ;)
Heyz Twinkle bay-bee gurl, wats d name of ur Yatch...........cuz I went sailin d other day & taut I saw stars symbol on a yatch so I said possible it cud belong 2 ma gurl!.... ;)
QuoteGurls!!!! gurls calm down you will all sit near me. Husna sit by my left hand side, Ihsan you take the left. Ok dontttttttttt nooooooooooooo dyme dont pull her hear ok pull that bean bag and sit on it..you see gurls its not bad. I love you all.
wallahi mallam wataran zaka mutu akan mata. To yaya kenan ina Aruf.......? :-/ Ko dai nayi mata waya ne? ;) Zan gaya mata.
TWINKLE I will have to give you an appraisal because I enjoyed reading your reality house episodes most!!! They were hilarious. Keep them coming. Yeah can I come on your next cruise in your yatch? :)
lol
IBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro yayi fisarin kwance
ERROR:to yaya
IBB: ummita kin wanke wa 1 2 cy kashin
UMMITA: e na wanke
IBB: ok tell the members of this house is time for their home work (revange)
UMMITA: to megida
ICE: where is ladies papi my darl
borg: ya tafi zance
venom: where is Anwar
hamza: i left him a soron gidan su Ihsan yana sallama
VEnom: kai allah sarki Anwar, in ihsan bata son shi ta gaya mashi mana ya take wahalar da dan-taliki.
ERROR: in dai ihsan ce ai ba anwar ba ko billyaminu-jelar mata babu abin da zai yi don ihsan tawa ce
UMMITA: wanna kishiyar tawa (Dyme queen) sai nayi maganin ta
Fulani: ya kika kyale ta,ta dibibiye miki miji
UMMiTA: Ai shi megidan ne wato IBB ba. ehm ke dai ai shiru
Dyme queen:(shout from her room) ke ummita wannan abokiyar taki she has to start going
Nafeey shouting from the room, kai ni ko an kawo mana wani dan kauye, he has such a very bad manners talking about toilet issues. I have a very high taste and a high class when it comes to associating with others, but how did this IBB jin the house.
Ihsan: He is the watch man
Nafeey: Oh I see becsause I was actually wondering how did he qualify to join the house.
Has anyone seen my twizzers? whot!!!!!!! :o Kai IBB they are not chop sticks. Don ALLAH KU KOYA MISHI TABLE MANNERS.
I have to go out I cant stand people here, all of you are boring ::) and not my class ::) I just hate people in general
He isn`t qualified!He was put here to test us... u know test how we could tolerate living wid a mad monkey. Dont u worry ...u just gotta resist him. Best way.... shun him.
QuoteIBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro yayi fisarin kwance
ERROR:to yaya
IBB: ummita kin wanke wa 1 2 cy kashin
Ewwwwwwww disgustin..........wallah guys I was juss 'bout 2 hav b/fast, but wen I read that! it ticked me off......ewwwwwww IBB, manners boi.......but it was kinda funni thou but I still feel irritated, things lyk this leave me aggitated.....Am outta his house..thats y I said ma in-house mate gat majorrrrrrrr issues.......yuk! yuk! ewwwwww, nah I aint gon eat.......
Hell yah am gon eat.....eva wondered wats 4 b/fast? Itz tuwo miyen kuker 4 b/fast guys, any1 wanna join......iz a free house mates! dig in d bowl guys! but I gat loads of chilli in it....every1 can eat xcept...IB.......
Nah one luv IBB, bismillah ;)...dig in d bowl men, Though am a vegetarian so theres no.... :-X but its kuker & tuwo ;) ! Waitttttttttttt guys!!! as if ya'all hav neva eaten.
B/4 u guys start hoverin or vacummin ma food I gat rulesss .......(strictly forks) plz ::) (No hands allowed) ::) yo! Nafeey get a napkin plz! & guys sit straigth, left hand should b rested on ur lap.......heck guy ya'all aint gat dinnin manners/techniques.........its pointless 2 take ya'all out 2nite 2 a bistro I was plannin to ::)
QuoteIBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro
I see some people in this house r into the whole SnM thing na wa :P
Well people on a more serious note I come before u 2day 2 ask u 2 plz put me in ur prayers cause this coming Tuesday is going 2 be the most important day of my life and I would like it 2 go well. For those who put me in their prayers ? May Allah reward you with goodness?. Amin
Guess whos back! back again .....Aydee's back tell the gurlz! rub ma back! rub ma back!
Wow its Aydee...Its actually the real slim Aydee...
tell some men!!, rub my .... :-/...
QuoteWow its Aydee...Its actually the real slim Aydee...
tell some men!!, rub my .... :-/...
kai nigga u fulla shit.it's too crude man!!!!!!!!1 :-X :-/
UMMITA wrote wallah guys I was juss 'bout 2 hav b/fast, but wen I read that! it ticked me off Wondered wats 4 b/fast? Itz tuwo miyen kuker 4 b/fast guys
ehh dont blame me Tell em u don't eat tuwo miyan kuka dai.
U r expectin fries n omlet n some fresh fruits ko? or is it Corn flakes u r expectin? c'mon tell me, i will send Ibro ko Hafy to get u. just kiddin safe
u BETA BE LOL ::) ::)
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8) 8) 8)cool!please keep them coming ,that guy from katsina and gamawa are doing a fine job,the girls are so .....i dont even know how to describe them.
Ibro where r u man the game is about to start
I got this from a friend it is so kool if u have the time plz do read it
A Short Thought...If We Ponder Upon It...
When we are leaving this world for the next one, it shall be like a
trip to another country. Where details of that country won't be found
in glamorous travel brochures but in the Holy Qur'aan and the
Ahadiths.Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or American
Airlines but Air Janazah.Where our luggage won't be the allowed 23 kgs
but our deeds no matter how heavy they weigh.
You don't pay for excess luggage. They are carried free of charge. With
your Creator's compliment.Where our dress won't be a Pierre Cardin suit
or the like but the white cotton shroud Where our perfume won't be
Chanel,Paco Rabane, but the camphor and attar. Where our passports
won't be British, French or American but Al Islam.
Where our visa won't be the 6 months leave but the "La Illaha
Illallah.." Where the air hostess won't be gorgeous females but
Isra'iil and its like Where the in-flight services won't be 1st class
or economy but a piece of beautifully scented or foul smelling cloth.
Where our place of destination won't be Heathrow Terminal 1 or Jeddah
International Terminal but the Qabarastaan.Where our waiting lounge
won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms but the 6 feet deep
gloomy Qabar.
Where the Immigration Officer won't be Her Majesty's officers but
Munkir and Nakir.They only check out whether you deserve the place you
yearn to go. Where there is no need for Customs Officers or detectors.
Where the transit airport will be Al Barzaakh. Where our final place of
destination will be either the Garden under which rivers flow or the
hell Fire.
This trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge. So your
savings would not come handy This flight can never be hijacked so do
not worry about terrorists.Food won't be served on this flight so do
not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halal. Do not
worry about legroom; you won't need it, as your legs will become things
of the past.Do
not worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and
leaves on time. Do not worry about the in-flight entertainment
programme because you would have lost all your sense of joy. Do not
worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked the day you
became a fetus in your mother's womb. Ah! At last good news! Do not
worry about who will be sitting next to you. You will have the luxury
of being the only passenger. So enjoy it while you can. If only you
can!
One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.
ARE YOU PREPARED ?
Inna lallahi wa inna ilaihir-raji'uun...........Venom that was a very good reminder..........May God reward you.....
kai Venom amma fa ka kada min Hanta
So I guess to confess to my k-online house mates is the reality thing:x Am so fed up! (Hafsy shouting her mind!!!) Guess what? So I had this biology lecturer who drives me mad. So he hates me much. He hates me bad that he never ask me questions in class even when I volunteer he shauns me out! Ah! if only he knew how much I HATE him that I wouldnt mind but take pleasure in doing a ALOT of evil to him :evil: :evil: Well who wouldnt know anyway because he is busy hating me to even notice that I hated him right? So I had a test to sit: micro bio & I have been revising for 2wks. Of course, are you kidding me!! I gave up so many things eg: yawo,phone calls to my honeez representing, hanging out with freinds,internet,favourite programme etc. So the day came & wit all certainty of how well I would perform I sat for the test & got my result today. Yeah yeah! I know you will be expecting me with 300/100 right? Not that am dumb, definately brilliant I was expecting 100/100 because I was dead sure I answered everything CORRECTLY but all that man that :evil: ARGHHHHHH gave me was 78/100.:evil: Of course am more than frustrated and I went to ask what went wrong, no explanation was given. I layed on my bed thinking all this efforts and I end up with 78. So I picked up my Tippex wiped the SEVEN AND REPLACED IT WITH EIGHT 88% at least it made me feel good about myself not that it will change his marking record but at least am being honest to tell you what I really felt and did. So I picked up my school teachers group picture and drew two horns on MALAM BALA'S head with a tail & a fork and sticked it on my door. (Hiss) *beep*beep* to malam Bala Dogo The most important thing is I will never feel guilty for what happened January the 6th. Yes it was my idea and with the help of a couple of freinds. I mean why should I? Why shouldnt I puncture his back row car tyres after all he hated me and gave me low mark :roll: (in-house k-onliners this I tell you is what made me so angry that I didnt say hi to any of you when I came home). Now am good. Anyone up for Tuwo miyan daddawa? :wink:
would it surprise u if i told you i am the biology lecturer? :twisted:
Quote from: "ummita"QuoteIBB: kai error get that koboko and go and lash ibro yayi fisarin kwance
ERROR:to yaya
IBB: ummita kin wanke wa 1 2 cy kashin
Ewwwwwwww disgustin..........wallah guys I was juss 'bout 2 hav b/fast, but wen I read that! it ticked me off......ewwwwwww IBB, manners boi.......but it was kinda funni thou but I still feel irritated, things lyk this leave me aggitated.....Am outta his house..thats y I said ma in-house mate gat majorrrrrrrr issues.......yuk! yuk! ewwwwww, nah I aint gon eat.......
Hell yah am gon eat.....eva wondered wats 4 b/fast? Itz tuwo miyen kuker 4 b/fast guys, any1 wanna join......iz a free house mates! dig in d bowl guys! but I gat loads of chilli in it....every1 can eat xcept...IB.......
Nah one luv IBB, bismillah ;)...dig in d bowl men, Though am a vegetarian so theres no.... :-X but its kuker & tuwo ;) ! Waitttttttttttt guys!!! as if ya'all hav neva eaten.
B/4 u guys start hoverin or vacummin ma food I gat rulesss .......(strictly forks) plz ::) (No hands allowed) ::) yo! Nafeey get a napkin plz! & guys sit straigth, left hand should b rested on ur lap.......heck guy ya'all aint gat dinnin manners/techniques.........its pointless 2 take ya'all out 2nite 2 a bistro I was plannin to ::)
hay gurl u really got me in the mood of wantin to eat (he lol lol......)
OH MA HOLY CRAP........(OOPS SORRY 4GOT BAD LANG NOT ALLOWED) BUT OOMITTA DIS IS SO SO SO SO SICK I'M BEGINING 2 THROW UP.......I KNOW U 2 BE D UNIQUE,FUNNY,WITTY AS HELL,CREATIVE SISTA ,I ADORE ALL UR POSTS WIF PASSION BUT WHY DIS BIG BROVA SORTA POST????????
ALL D SAME .....COZ SOME HUNCHOS SEEM 2 B HAVING A FEEL-GUD TYME WIF IT.STAY REEL..... :D :D :D :?:
what an imaginary life- if am not mistaken
lol
a nice room!
Shiekh this is the real life man...
By the way u r welkum to the family so go and register in the jjc section ka ji ko! :wink:
So feofle u hab been habing real pun here, me i no eben now sep, ok i go gist una 1 tory, dan kauye dont read, ummita do ze same, its not 4 ur health 2. HIhihihihihi.
zere was 1 tym an organizashion organized a throwing uf comfetition, n so zere were 3 sufer-contestant, i went 2 watch.....so ze comfetition started, kawai ba sai ze pirst contestant came n bomitted some greenish/yellowish oily smashed balls, zey look dead rotten n smelly, kamar gudajin koko, he turn n went back, kawai feofle n sufforters began 2 hail n fraise him, some were singing his fraise songs, he went ...ze second 1 came, he looked at ze pirst sh!t, (ya bata rai), zen he ofened his mouf wide ofen, decorated with cola nut corrufted teeth, n xcreated prom it, a whole sachet of reddish foam like mashed potatoe, with an aroma op a skunk, smelly was ze whole auditorium, ernomous clafs came uf prom ze pew audience who surbibed ze malebolent odour, yaaaaaaaaaaaaack. He lept peeling ellated, wai shi jarumi bah! kawai sai prom nowhere, ze 3rd kontestant emerged majestically prom ze locker room, ze guy was bery smalish in size, kawai when he kame uf, he looked at ze whole mess n smiled..(da nine faduwa zanyi sai a asibiti zen bude ido)...n in a blink op an eye, with ze sfeed op light, wannan gagararren mutumun, gazered all ze incredients bomited, mixed it n gulfed it down, ji kake "gulp, gulp lusssghhhh, lusssghhh gulp, gulp", he pinished it all, n jugged out op ze pield. to waye chamfion? :twisted:
Hahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" So I guess to confess to my k-online house mates is the reality thing:x Am so fed up! (Hafsy shouting her mind!!!) Guess what? So I had this biology lecturer who drives me mad. So he hates me much. He hates me bad that he never ask me questions in class even when I volunteer he shauns me out! Ah! if only he knew how much I HATE him that I wouldnt mind but take pleasure in doing a ALOT of evil to him :evil: :evil: Well who wouldnt know anyway because he is busy hating me to even notice that I hated him right? So I had a test to sit: micro bio & I have been revising for 2wks. Of course, are you kidding me!! I gave up so many things eg: yawo,phone calls to my honeez representing, hanging out with freinds,internet,favourite programme etc. So the day came & wit all certainty of how well I would perform I sat for the test & got my result today. Yeah yeah! I know you will be expecting me with 300/100 right? Not that am dumb, definately brilliant I was expecting 100/100 because I was dead sure I answered everything CORRECTLY but all that man that :evil: ARGHHHHHH gave me was 78/100.:evil: Of course am more than frustrated and I went to ask what went wrong, no explanation was given. I layed on my bed thinking all this efforts and I end up with 78. So I picked up my Tippex wiped the SEVEN AND REPLACED IT WITH EIGHT 88% at least it made me feel good about myself not that it will change his marking record but at least am being honest to tell you what I really felt and did. So I picked up my school teachers group picture and drew two horns on MALAM BALA'S head with a tail & a fork and sticked it on my door. (Hiss) *beep*beep* to malam Bala Dogo The most important thing is I will never feel guilty for what happened January the 6th. Yes it was my idea and with the help of a couple of freinds. I mean why should I? Why shouldnt I puncture his back row car tyres after all he hated me and gave me low mark :roll: (in-house k-onliners this I tell you is what made me so angry that I didnt say hi to any of you when I came home). Now am good. Anyone up for Tuwo miyan daddawa? :wink:
hay gurl sorry bout that, i think u should talk to him to be sure. be cool
and about that tuwo miyan daddawa u just made me hungry lol so u ve to get it for me.
mhmmm FIGORM, DONT MIND THAT MAN, I DONT PAY HIM NO MIND. HE JUST HATES ME AND I ALSO HATE HIM. I GIVE HIM TOUGH TIME AS WELL. SO I CAN HANDLE HIM MORE AS MUCH AS HE THINKS HE CAN HANDLE ME. IMAGINE LAST WEEK HE WAS USING ME AS A DISGUSTIN EXAMPLE IN CLASS :roll: . YOU JUST FEEL LIKE WHATS THE POINT OF GOING FOR HIS LESSONS. OK YOU SKIP HIS LESSONS BUT YOU DO ALL HIS PROJECTS YET HE MARKS YOU DOWN FOR LOW ATTENDANCE RATE,YET HE HUMILIATES YOU WHEN YOU ATTEND HIS LESSSONS. AND SAYS HE WILL MAKE THIS KNOWN TO PARENTS. TAKING YOU FOR A KINDERGATHERN KID HUH? ANYWAY I HOPE ONE DAY MALLAM BALA WILL READ THIS. I KNOW YOU HATE ME MALLAM BEE AND CALL ME A DUCK FOR REASON WHICH I WILL NEVER KNOW BUT I ..................... ..................
Hiss.............abeg make I go croon my chocolate factory.........
Gimme that peep peep.................
Lemme hear that toot toot............
Runnin mah hand t'ma fro(Afro)..............
Quote from: "dan kauye"OH MA HOLY CRAP........(OOPS SORRY 4GOT BAD LANG NOT ALLOWED) BUT OOMITTA DIS IS SO SO SO SO SICK I'M BEGINING 2 THROW UP.......I KNOW U 2 BE D UNIQUE,FUNNY,WITTY AS HELL,CREATIVE SISTA ,I ADORE ALL UR POSTS WIF PASSION BUT WHY DIS BIG BROVA SORTA POST????????
ALL D SAME .....COZ SOME HUNCHOS SEEM 2 B HAVING A FEEL-GUD TYME WIF IT.STAY REEL..... :D :D :D :?:
There's just one answer, no work to do on that day if u know wat I mean and it was meant to be a blogg kinda thing; u know, say wats on your mind kinda ish......(smiles).
HEY DAN KAUYE, ENGLAND STAND UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she laffs). NICE ENGLISH ACCENT. :wink: I registered the letter "O's" in my name (she laffs)
On d whole, u highly welkom 2 k-online.
hey hey ummiter save ur breath! why do u need 2 know wat i'm up 2 in dis house???? *frowns* okkkk d truth is i'm not gon blend wif any gurl in dis house until str8talking cums coz she's my all and i dont cheat....muda cud u pls turn down d radio i gotta take a nap.uhm i thot living wif y'all in dis house wud be fun but y'all bunch of bores.....minus hausanicious n hafcy who seem 2 be having a gud tyme 2getha..nyce couple..*muda snapping @ me* hey muda its d truth u know hausanicious is kool plus he's got more chedder haha dont hate d player hate d game...*ummiter n waziri chatting*...huh how i wish humra wud be here ...it wud hav been a diffrent ballgame 4 u ummiter...chei! ibro2g watchu got in there??? cigar! u're baddd boi know wat?? nyn on u...serves u ryte!*strolling 2 d kitchen*...fateez wats up wif dinner??...gush! i know,i know its olweiz sausage,sanwich,burgers,pizzaz n milk shake...and u know i cant stand d so-called junk food...plz fateez can u make me uhmm(thinks)...yeah....uhm..tuwon hatsi da miyar zolage???*fateez:dan kauye u dont xpect such food in here do u ?....oh...*storms outta d kitchen 2 d bedroom....
holy s***t who cud be banging d door @ dis ungodly hour?? cum in eniways....(gogannaka)....uhmmm dan-kauye plz i need ur words ...i'm reely falling 4 fulanicious,its reely killing me and she cant seem 2 even notice it..wurst is she's been busy-bodying figorms i suspect she has a thing 4 him.well honestly gogannaaka i'm disappointed....i thot u're dis fulla liver...i mean i thot u're liverpool...haha so u're so liver-less,u c??? .*str8talking walks in* ohh babyyyy u finally made it,i miss ya so so much*pecks n hugz*.....goga cud u plz xcuse me.....ama holla @ ya somtyme....2 be continued..
bak @ ya ummita..
thank u ,thank u ,thank,england sit down....hey hey ummiter remain standing put ur hands up in d air dats ur punishment 4 teasing dan-kauye....so becoz ama son of d billage dats why u choose 2 diss my accent huh? ok...no troublem,and afta all d snr membas don diss diss me finish calling me jjc,2 kauyeishh now u carry leg cum d welcome me?? go 2my post u got a lot 2 say in there dont u? "INTRODUCTION 2 ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY" and welkom me if u reelt meant it...u need to
holla @ me
Quote from: "dan kauye"okkkk d truth is i'm not gon blend wif any gurl in dis house until str8talking cums coz she's my all and i dont cheat.....*str8talking walks in* ohh babyyyy u finally made it,i miss ya so so much*pecks n hugz*.....goga cud u plz xcuse me.....ama holla @ ya somtyme....2 be continued..
HMM how come no one told me about this 'our' relationship??? anyway before we go any further dan kauye i just want to let u know ...... ni fa ba zan iya zaman kauye ba.... haka kawai?!!!!!!
Quote from: "dan kauye"
holy s***t who cud be banging d door @ dis ungodly hour?? cum in eniways....(gogannaka)....uhmmm dan-kauye plz i need ur words ...i'm reely falling 4 fulanicious,its reely killing me and she cant seem 2 even notice it..wurst is she's been busy-bodying figorms i suspect she has a thing 4 him.well honestly gogannaaka i'm disappointed....i thot u're dis fulla liver...i mean i thot u're liverpool...haha so u're so liver-less,u c??? .*str8talking walks in* ohh babyyyy u finally made it,i miss ya so so much*pecks n hugz*.....goga cud u plz xcuse me.....ama holla @ ya somtyme....2 be continued..
Continuation:::..........
[G-naka leaves d-kays cribb biting his lips, murmuring ]'who is he to tell me i'm liver-less?Oh yeah,i'll show him how liver-full i am (curses and curses)....
[Calls his buddy Eskimo]
G-naka:Hey yo eskeyyy,u there?
Eskimo[sleeping]:yeeeaaa whooooo there?
G-naka:mtssss.keemore wake up man.its me.I just came back 4rm d-kays place and guess who i just saw there?
Eskimo:who?
G-naka: oh u gonna love this.Ok i saw str8talkin.And the guy's about to impress her with that home theatre.the one u guys robbed from the departmental store.....
Eskimo interrupts:[Curse,curse,curse]I'm gonna fry his a**
G-naka:C'mon dont get emotional.here's what we'll do.U go to his place now and tell him to give u your part of the booty.That way str8talkin will know what he really does.I mean show her that he's an armed robber.After that i'll go and ask her out...man i'm gonna snatch his gurl.
Eskimo laffs wickedly:HA HA HA..by the time he's done he'll be a walkin zombie..........but are u sure u can handle the situation?
G-naka: of course i can...remember how we finished with that boy muda.....he he heeeeeeee...................ok later chap..[hangs up]
Eskimo puts on his shirt and leaves for d-kays cribb........
2 be continued...:
Quote from: "dan kauye"
bak @ ya ummita..
thank u ,thank u ,thank,england sit down....hey hey ummiter remain standing put ur hands up in d air dats ur punishment 4 teasing dan-kauye....so becoz ama son of d billage dats why u choose 2 diss my accent huh? ok...no troublem,and afta all d snr membas don diss diss me finish calling me jjc,2 kauyeishh now u carry leg cum d welcome me?? go 2my post u got a lot 2 say in there dont u? "INTRODUCTION 2 ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY" and welkom me if u reelt meant it...u need to
holla @ me
ENGLAND ALL RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she laffs).
Haba Dee-Kay I was amongst d once dat welkomed u........
Do I hav alot 2 say in ur post..........all d same I will go there inshallah b/4 I get off.
Dee-Kay, since straighttlkin is ur chick dnt u reckon its gonna b kool if she is addressed as Yer-Birni (she laffs). Oya straighttlkin come tlk 2 ur man he is lookin 4 my trouble, but juss 4 her sake, I'd let things slide........
ITS EXACTLY 2:00am NOW. AM STILL HERE IN KANOONLINE AND I BELIEVE MOST OF YOU ARE IN BED BY NOW. IN YOUR NIGHT GOWNS OR PYJAMAZ, IN COSY BEDS, SOME SLEEPING QUITELY SOME BIG TYM SNORE MASTERS (EG: DAN KAUYE :P ) JUST SO YOU KNOW GUYS, I CANT GET MY HEAD AROUND MY BED PILLOWZ. I CANT SLEEP..........AND THERE ARE TOO MANY HORROR MOVIES ON MY SET. I JUST CANT SLEEP. I JUST CANT SLEEP. I JUST CANT SLEEP.
SLEEEEEEEEEP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
HOW MANY OF YOU SNORE? DO ANY OF THE GULS SNORE? FOR THE MEN IS DEFINATELY A YES. YOU CAN ALL CALL ME CRAZY BUT WALLAHI BACCI NA KASAYI LOL BESIDES LONG TIME HAVENT BEEN HERE.......WELL NOW ITS EXACTLY 2:05am. I STILL CANT SLEEP.
Try counting sheep, or unromantic hausamen :lol:
I STILL CANT SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. ITS NOW 2:30am
LOL @ KITKAT, IS THAT YOUR REMEDY TO GO TO BED? INFACT WHY ARE YOU NOT ASLEEP? YOU CANT SLEEP ASWELL?
I STILL CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP :evil: :evil: :evil:
3:00am SLEEP NO GREE COME
Quote from: "dan kauye"fateez wats up wif dinner??...gush! i know,i know its olweiz sausage,sanwich,burgers,pizzaz n milk shake...and u know i cant stand d so-called junk food...plz fateez can u make me uhmm(thinks)...yeah....uhm..tuwon hatsi da miyar zolage???*fateez:dan kauye u dont xpect such food in here do u ?....oh...*storms outta d kitchen 2 d bedroom....
hehehehe...wai miyar zogale? where on earth did dat come from?
If u really wanna eat dat kinda food go back 2 ur "kauyen kayayau"
straightalkin will be there 2 cook it 4 ya. I heard she won Ready-steady-
cook 2 months ago. where were u self when i made Egusi ice cream? and
miyar kuka pizza with daddawa? too bad, i think it was gogannaka that
ate it all up
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"ITS EXACTLY 2:00am NOW. AM STILL HERE IN KANOONLINE AND I BELIEVE MOST OF YOU ARE IN BED BY NOW. IN YOUR NIGHT GOWNS OR PYJAMAZ, IN COSY BEDS, SOME SLEEPING QUITELY SOME BIG TYM SNORE MASTERS (EG: DAN KAUYE :P )
hmm hafsy how did you dan kauye is a big time snore master? hahaha... it's cool that's just for me on a sideline... whisper it to mee
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"3:00am SLEEP NO GREE COME
Assalamu alaikum,
Hafsy-my sister, you are lucky when ever you find yourself awake at this golden hour- just perform ablution and after some raka'ats and reading of the Holy Qur'an you can say all your prayers. Such is the right time to wispher about all your problems to Allah (SWT)....Please remember me when you are praying for Al jannah, so also other Muslims, ko?
Allah (SWT) sa mu dace amiyn.
am not gon be left behind
....he came in blazin his blunts and blew some smoke 2 d cam,gave everyone a cold luk and came 2 d conclusion dat all d bumpazz homeboyz and lil'chickenheadz aint up 2 his level....,sat down roll mo' of his blunts and started writin rymes.....,d best way 2 xpress himself....
every day i watch a playa get popped
a playa get robbed
try and drink da pain away
and pray dat it stopped.....
I`m dead serios this time, this forum seriosly need to build up a theatre or som`n. Everyone wants a drama. huh admin?