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INA GAYYATAR DUK MAI LABARI MAI BAN DARIYA,LET HIM POST MU KYA KYA TAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lallai kam wannan fa shi ne mu kya kya ta. A gaishe ka mallam bakin ganga
Nuruddeen I think just like you.
lets us start hearing jokes daga bakin katsinawa
Assalamu Alaikum. Da fatan wannan dan labari nawa zai sa dan kyakyata.
Wai wata rana ne wani Buzu ya je jin wa'azi wajen wani malami, sai ya ji malamin yana ta jero manyan alkaba'irai (manyan zunubai),ashe kuma shi Buzun duk yana aikata wadannan munanan kaba'iran. Da malamain ya gama wa'azi sai Buzu ya mike tsaye ya ce"Malam! ya aka yi kag gane ne?"
Assalam Alaikum 'yan'uwa. Da fatan dan wannan gajeren labarin nawa zai sa mu kyaykyata.
Wai wani Bafulatani ne ana koya masa farillan alwala, sai aka ce masa "wal fauru" wai shi irin ya san fassarar sai ya ce "da kura". wai ashe sunan kura da Fulatanci (Fauru).
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D Amma anyi sakaren bafillatani, kai da kazo neman ilmi kuma, ai sai ka tsaya a fassara maka. To kai in ba bafillatani ba, me ya hada KURA a cikin ALWALA?
Ina fulanin forum dinnan ne?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 23, 2007, 11:00:19 AM
Ina fulanin forum dinnan ne?
Gamu nan.
And what can we do for you, babarbare??
Yi mana shiru. Even this your avatar, ai hoton babarbariya ce, meyasa baki sa ta bafulatana ba?
ai ba ita ta kar zomon ba Alanguburo ;D ;D
"sild injin,marun kala,tyfin gilas" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ahm... ahm..... :-X
Any more shawara D? :o :o :o :o :o
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 26, 2007, 04:37:47 PM
Yi mana shiru. Even this your avatar, ai hoton babarbariya ce, meyasa baki sa ta bafulatana ba?
See me see wahala! hehe, abi i dunno my heritage? and who said
my avatar is a babarbariya? since when did barebari start wearing
saki?? Nah Danborno dont even claim... Dis kinda sense of style is
too much for yan borno to handle... maybe in a hundred years...i
mean even Demerchelier wud doff his hat... 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Oh n by da way, Alkanawi and Dan borno, just like Husnaa mentioned earlier
on i also have some difficulty processing and decoding language u 2 write
these days. what language is it? kanuri-influenced hausa
or some hausa-scottish dialect i havent heard about? It wud be nice if you
could simplify it just a little bit. Please... and Thank you :) :)
Quote from: alkanawi on February 26, 2007, 05:06:13 PM
ai ba ita ta kar zomon ba Alanguburo ;D ;D
"sild injin,marun kala,tyfin gilas" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ahm... ahm..... :-X
Any more shawara D? :o :o :o :o :o
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To Alkanawi, tun da abin yazama haka, zan pasa taya.
Zan fadawa Mimun da Hakuri abin da ka fada min.
Mimun da Hakuri mu hadu a "CONFUSED" zakuji bayani.
Quote from: Fateez on February 26, 2007, 05:42:44 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 26, 2007, 04:37:47 PM
Yi mana shiru. Even this your avatar, ai hoton babarbariya ce, meyasa baki sa ta bafulatana ba?
Oh n by da way, Alkanawi and Dan borno, just like Husnaa mentioned earlier
on i also have some difficulty processing and decoding language u 2 write
these days. what language is it? kanuri-influenced hausa
or some hausa-scottish dialect i havent heard about? It wud be nice if you
could simplify it just a little bit. Please... and Thank you :) :)
Gulmar yan matan forum dinnan suke.
Wani yare wai shi zaurance.Amma idan kika takura wa Dan barno zai gaya miki,kin san shi da rauni.
Ki dan yi masa rangwada da irin farin nan da kuke da ido,za ki sha labari.
Hehe, sounds like karatun da dinnan. Alif lam lam hakuri.
Rangwada? rufa min asiri! Plese o, i dont want Mrs. Borno
ta bi na da wuka ko kuma takobi... kuma idan koma gida
oga ya yi mini fada? Ba ruwana, i think i'd pass this one
continue ur gossip session pple, i'm outta here!
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 26, 2007, 06:43:55 PM
To Alkanawi, tun da abin yazama haka, zan pasa taya.
Zan fadawa Mimun da Hakuri abin da ka fada min.
Mimun da Hakuri mu hadu a "CONFUSED" zakuji bayani.
Kai what is pepping hot in here? wetin mimun and Hakuri do?
Fasa kwai right here mushanye ruwansa Dan barno, no need to travel all the way
to CONFUSED, is too confusing down there anyway.....
Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol
and this guy...another fulani :D got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"
another fulani (sorry :D) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol
Quote from: Ihsan on June 08, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol
and this guy...another fulani :D got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"
another fulani (sorry :D) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol
LOL....Fulani sun shiga uku.
Yaushe keke zai sato mutum ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ihsan on June 08, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
another fulani (sorry :D) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol
Let me finish it for you. lol.
Idan zaiyi burki sai yace "Burkille keke" indan zaiyi Kararrawa (bell) sai yace "kararrawalle keke"
Quote from: Ihsan on June 08, 2007, 11:24:16 PM
Wani bafulatani ne ya dauke matarshi akan keke. Suna cikin tafiya sai matar ta ce da mijin "maigida kana burge ni, kana burge ni"...shi kuma sai ya ce mata "dan ma ba akan kwalta bane!" and when they got to kan kwalta din sai ya kara gudu dan ya birge ta sosai! sai da aka je gida yaga tana murza ankle din ta and he asked what happened to her...sai tace ba ina ta cewa kana burge ni ba amma sai kara gudu kake yi ....lol
and this guy...another fulani :D got a new bike and yana so ya nuna ya iya sosai!!! he got on the bike and went on full speed...he couldn't control it and so he started shouting "jama'a a tare keke ya sato mutum"
another fulani (sorry :D) with keke... shi wannan bai san birki ba and he was going down a hill...da yaga ya kusan cin karo da wani bango sai ya fara cewa "kwanari keke, kwanari"...lol
Walla an narka ma yan fulani ;D ;D "kwanari keke, kwanari"... thats so funny, how can a keke respond to his words when its only piece of metal LOL.......... shima dai
Haba Jama'a ku danno mana labari ;)
Wani Balarabe yaje gidan wani Alhaji, sai ya samu
wan malami a soro yana karatu.
Sai yace masa – Salamu alaikum, waina Al hajji.
To malam ba larabci, sai wutarsa ta dauke, yayi shiru,
Can sai yace:
Kai, Alhaji Fis sama'i wama fil arari sai zuhuri,
idan jalasa; jalasa, idan zahaba; zahaba.
lol wat does that mean Bayya? Alh is upstairs he wouldnt come down until zuhr? If you want to wait; wait n if you want to go; go?
Bingo! :D
Wanni dan fullo ya tara shannun sa ya sayar ya tafi Makka. Sai ya mutu a Makkan, da aka gaya wa dan-uwan shi, ai Jauro ya mutu, sai dan-uwan nasa yace, ban da abin Jauro ma, Allah yana kace ka a gidanka ma ballantana kaje gidan shi
Wai ba wata kabila meshirme sai filani ne?...... Hhm :(
Kullum kaji dan fillo yayi, yar fillo tayi, bare bari fa and so on?
Myself r u fillata ne?
Wai wani mutum ne suna cikin tafiya da dare akan babur sai su ka sha kasa.
Da mutane suka taru suna son su dauke su daga kan hanya,sai daya daga pasinjan
cewa yayi 'don Allah ku kaini inuwa'
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Shi kumawani irin masu takalr fadan nan ne a secondary school ya takalo fada.
Kan ka ankara si wandaaka tsokanan nanya wanka wa yaron mari ji kake 'TAAAASSSSS'
har sai da hular shi ta fadi.
Yaron yayi taga taga zai fadi amma ya sami balance.
Kafin ka ce meye wanannan an taru bai iya ramawa ba.
Da suka zo tafiya sai cewa yayi da abokanan shi ' kai ku haska min in dauki hula ta.