IS CONFESSION TIME GUYS!
Have you ever been secretly In love and was unable to utter, then this is your
corner spit it all out now, Is really going to make you feel better....
Well let me start by telling you my little crush, and this is when I was in primary school....
Erm, ermmm......... Excuse me
Can someone continue, I will be right back.... ;D
UUUUmmmmm! This is an interesting topic and the title so catchy and crushing! Well, I think we all have our various little love secrets. Honestly and sincerely speaking mine would be so embarassing and might be repelling to those with jelly hearts! I will rather be musing over it alone till death! Is it true that love is only experienced once? As for secret crush, is it possible for one to fall in love or have a "crush" on someone, who, due to some sort of closeness or injunctions, one cannot marry? :o
Goga, DBN and ofcourse, Husna, what do you say?
Quote from: Myself on November 13, 2007, 01:21:14 AM
....and this is when I was in primary school....
Erm, ermmm......... Excuse me
Can someone continue, I will be right back.... ;D
Haba Myself, you are doing great injustice to your conceived
thread, you are supposed to set a very good sunna for us to
follow.
Myself you set the ball running then we follow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I had a little crush when I was
in school too.....
Erm, ermmm......... Excuse me.
Myself is on the phone.
I will be right back.
em bayya, which sch is that? primary sch?
C'mmon Myself this is really an interesting topic but you need to set up an example, besides that i'm not buying that primary school crush story, it will be so childish, i think we should talk about much more serious crushes as adults what do you guys think? BUt if Myself prefers we remain in the infant level then i got a funnny story to tell likewise...lol!!!
Hmn let me see I think I got one. Mine is in polytechnic, there are these two girls in my poly but they are way above my class. So I could only watch the cool guys do their things.
I guess I open the confessions, so jama'a let go
hey, y is everybody keeping mum on this topic, it is supposed 2 b interesting, smthing 2 laugh about, now that we r over our crushes "hopefully". So people lets hear ur stories!
Quote from: waduz on November 13, 2007, 08:56:42 AM
sincerely speaking mine would be so embarassing and might be repelling to those with jelly hearts! I will rather be musing over it alone till death!
No
Waduz don't be embarrass, just vomit it out, you will really feel better afterwords....
And I'm sure you won't be the only one with such experience, U will know that when people begin
to talk...
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 13, 2007, 09:04:39 AM
Myself you set the ball running then we follow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol
Dan Borno...
The ball is already running by opening the thread, U just follow and tell us
about all that uni crushes....... hehe Don't deny it.
Quote from: Bayya on November 13, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
Erm, ermmm......... Excuse me.
Myself is on the phone.
I will be right back.
Hhmm!!!
Bayya! Yourself on the phone, Lallai....... lol
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on November 13, 2007, 06:17:42 PM
C'mmon Myself this is really an interesting topic but you need to set up an example, besides that i'm not buying that primary school crush story, it will be so childish, i think we should talk about much more serious crushes as adults what do you guys think? BUt if Myself prefers we remain in the infant level then i got a funnny story to tell likewise...lol!!!
Hehehe... lol
MuDaDon't have much to say about crush, and as U already said, primary school crush is nothing but childish, will be funny though....
So just bring it on, primary, secondary, Uni or within family, all sort welcome........ Including that within the k/onliners family.
Quote from: IBB on November 13, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Mine is in polytechnic, there are these two girls in my poly but they are way above my class. So I could only watch the cool guys do their things.
Lol
IBBSo shikenan da haka ka hakura?
Quote from: ummutameem on November 14, 2007, 06:56:56 PM
hey, y is everybody keeping mum on this topic,
Ummutameem Why don't U say something then...... hehehe
Salam.
Seems most do not want to open up.Ill be brave and tell you guys mine.It was a long time ago.I was in junoir secondary school and i had a crush on this guy.He was soooo good looking and has big lovely eyes.I always wished he would look at me twice but he never did.I was so skinny at the time.I had this secret crush on him for three years and i told no one about it and he never knew too(or maybe he did).As the saying goes,time heals almost everything.Well time did heal my crush on him but that was when he began getting interested in me!It was too late.It was just a stupid crush anyway...and guys,shhhhhh dont tell anyone. ;)
Quote from: Bee on November 14, 2007, 11:01:24 PM
i had a crush on this guy.He was soooo good looking and has big lovely eyes.I always wished he would look at me twice but he never did.I had this secret crush on him for three years and i told no one about it and he never knew too(or maybe he did).but when he began getting interested in me!It was too late.It was just a stupid crush anyway
It was a
studip crush huh just like I spelled the stupid ko? Dont you like the 'big eyes' anymore? LOL I got small eyes incase u now like small ones Honey-Bee
Quote from: Myself on November 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
Lol IBB
So shikenan da haka ka hakura?
To ya zanyi, abin da yafi karfin ka ai sai hakuri. May be now but i guess is too late
Quote from: Myself on November 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
Lol Dan Borno...
The ball is already running by opening the thread, U just follow and tell us
about all that uni crushes....... hehe Don't deny it.
Ok myself, with some boldness from Honey Bee, let me also
vomit it out.
1st October 1965I have been lucky to be included among the students
to witness the Independence celebration at Lagos from
North Eastern States.
During our rehersal there is this Yoruba girl her name was
Yemisi, it still rang bells in my head, very fresh in memory,
though I was still young at that time, but i can differentiate
between beautiful and ugly, i confess she is one of those
models.
For the 3 days rehersal I have been eyeing her...........
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
Now that the bigger guys have started to open up, I will consider you for one of my secret crushes. It was so lovely, such a feeling, i will never forget!!! You see it was in the primary school days in class five. One day we went out for PE and we all formed a circle with some of the pupils running around the circle. When the teacher blows his whistle you stop abruptly and climb on top of the person you stopped right behind him after the whistle was blown. There was this girl named munatu who has been at the bottom of my heart since we were in class two. Even after closing school I used to pass by their family house just in case I will catch a glimpse of her outside. I used to feel terribly bad when on such occassions I failed to have a glimpse of her and with frustration, I will return home, until in the morning at school when I will have my dose of glimpses!
So back to the PE of that day, my idol munatu, after the whistle was blown by teacher found herself just behind me and before you could say "haba"! she was on top of my back. Up to this day she doesn't know of the intensity of the refreshing, cool, adorable and enchanting feeling I had for her!.....wai, wai, wai. Danborno, nima zan amsa waya!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Haha.You see guys,it isnt so tough after all.A little bit of pushing will get you moving.Where are the ladies in the house?Open up girls.It is really fun.By the way IBB,i still fancy lovely eyes but deffinately not his. ;D
and believe me it was only a stupid crush not a studip crush.hahahaha
Dan barno,we understand that some movies do have several parts.we are still waiting for the last part of your secret crush labari.cheers!
Quote from: Myself on November 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
Quote from: Bayya on November 13, 2007, 03:50:20 PM
Erm, ermmm......... Excuse me.
Myself is on the phone.
I will be right back.
Hhmm!!! Bayya! Yourself on the phone, Lallai....... lol
No,no,no, I mean
Myself is on the phone
Quote from: Myself on November 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
Quote from: ummutameem on November 14, 2007, 06:56:56 PM
hey, y is everybody keeping mum on this topic,
Ummutameem Why don't U say something then...... hehehe
Yes, Ummutameem say something!!
Quote from: IBB on November 15, 2007, 10:48:58 AM
1965? WOW!!!!
Me WOW!!!!! kuma IBB, havent you check Prof's profile?
If Prof. Abdalla, GGNK, Iron Lady Husnaa and Bakangizo
would confess their crushes, i bet you they will date theirs'
as far back as 1914s. ;D immediate after the amalgamation. ;D
lol lol lol lol. u better delete that b4 they see it. 1914 ai sun zama kasa
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
Quote from: waduz on November 15, 2007, 10:15:57 AM
wai, wai, wai. Danborno, nima zan amsa waya!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on November 15, 2007, 08:07:25 PM
Lemme answer a call too..............DB
Hahaha,
Love sweet love!...... hehehe!
But why do U all end being on the phone.... Hhmm!
U all come back here and finish it off.. ;D
BEE,
Angaisheki for such courage...... hehe
Danborno, independence day was 1st Oct 1960 and not 1965. Ai ka rage shekarun! Naija is 47yrs old. IBB ko ba haka ba? :o
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 12:00:11 PM
Quote from: IBB on November 15, 2007, 10:48:58 AM
1965? WOW!!!!
Me WOW!!!!! kuma IBB, havent you check Prof's profile?
If Prof. Abdalla, GGNK, Iron Lady Husnaa and Bakangizo
would confess their crushes, i bet you they will date theirs'
as far back as 1914s. ;D immediate after the amalgamation. ;D
I'm highly AMUSED by yr statement DB!! ;D ;D Hmm.......... shaking my head in wonder.... nothing more to add. ;D ;D
PS, I remember Dave McEwan confessing his crush on a girl in some thread last yr somewhere in this chitchatty forum..
Hmmmmm, hot topic a trip down memory lane.
Quote from: Myself on November 15, 2007, 11:25:50 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
Quote from: waduz on November 15, 2007, 10:15:57 AM
wai, wai, wai. Danborno, nima zan amsa waya!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on November 15, 2007, 08:07:25 PM
Lemme answer a call too..............DB
Hahaha, Love sweet love!...... hehehe!
But why do U all end being on the phone.... Hhmm!
U all come back here and finish it off.. ;D
Yawwa Myself kirasu su dawo
ni bari inje in making a call by then sun karasa ;D ;D
Hmm let me remember!
In 1914, I had a crush on Lord Lugard, but he was white and married unfortunately, so a definite no no there *sigh* :(
PS.. I was 18yrs old then!! ;D ;D ;D
Tabdi!
Sannu!
Yauwa GGNK!
LoL crikey, I creak all over!! ;D ;D Being a centurian is quite an achievement!! ;D
I happened to have a crush on one lady at Konline whom I later found was old enough to be my MUMMMY. GimbiyarrrrrrrrrrLafs!!!!!
Lol how awful for you!
Confession time is it?
It is sometimes better to just have an unrequited crush on somebody than to ever make out with them. The crush remains sweet with you forever.
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Myself on November 14, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
Lol Dan Borno...
The ball is already running by opening the thread, U just follow and tell us
about all that uni crushes....... hehe Don't deny it.
Ok myself, with some boldness from Honey Bee, let me also
vomit it out.
1st October 1965
I have been lucky to be included among the students
to witness the Independence celebration at Lagos from
North Eastern States.
During our rehersal there is this Yoruba girl her name was
Yemisi, it still rang bells in my head, very fresh in memory,
though I was still young at that time, but i can differentiate
between beautiful and ugly, i confess she is one of those
models.
For the 3 days rehersal I have been eyeing her...........
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
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wow that must be a serıous crush for you to actually spıll thıs partıcular one sınce 1965 wow thats a laongtym though aınt ıt
Quote from: Dave_McEwan_Hill on November 19, 2007, 12:41:13 AM
Confession time is it?
It is sometimes better to just have an unrequited crush on somebody than to ever make out with them. The crush remains sweet with you forever.
Yeah,some one has finally got my point.
Crushes are sweet cos the person remains perfect.
Bittersweet not sweet Dave, GGNK............ ;D there is always an element of regret attached to unrequited feelings...
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 19, 2007, 11:29:32 AM
Bittersweet not sweet Dave, GGNK............ ;D there is always an element of regret attached to unrequited feelings...
I still prefer it to mentioning it and then getting the red light.
Quote from: amira on November 19, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 18, 2007, 05:56:53 AM
Tabdi!
Sannu!
LOL GGNK
She's a centurian.
Tell us your crush Amira...you've been on the phone since ;)
Quote from: Nuruddeen on November 18, 2007, 02:22:15 PM
I happened to have a crush on one lady at Konline whom I later found was old enough to be my MUMMMY. GimbiyarrrrrrrrrrLafs!!!!!
Kai nuraddeen, the young pretty gimbiya who proudly posted her pics U mean.... She look young and beautiful in
her fulani attire like real gimbiyar America ;D, So how could U said that? or was it an old pics she posted?... Hhm!
Kodai..... :-X ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on November 19, 2007, 04:43:51 PM
Tell us your crush Amira...you've been on the phone since ;)
That's right Gagan, Gaskiya
Amira is confession time,
Spit it out now.
Husnaa Kema you are runing in cycle, hmm! Gaskiya
Is comfession time, tell us how it was in the 1914s... ;D hehe
Ummtameen Ya gudu haka?
And all these still holding it in.....
vomit it out!
Myself, some of us r still waiting for urs b4 we spit out ours you know,
so if u could just put the call on hold Lol!! ;) and get back here, to start dishing it out....
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 19, 2007, 11:29:32 AM
Bittersweet not sweet Dave, GGNK............ ;D there is always an element of regret attached to unrequited feelings...
defınately ı second you on thıs. but what ı even lyk more abt crush ıs the ''FANTASY'' ıts so sweet. even though most tyms u know ur not gonna get ıt (ı mean the crush the guy or the lady) u keep dreamıng....thats the bıtter part. rıght now ı have a crush OMG ı feel gr8 jst sayıng ıt LOL!!
I use to have a big crush for this senegalese girl way back in my primary two, she was my neighbour and happened to be in the same class in the same school. One day our class bully decided to make her cry, i got so angry and i decided to play Van Dame. So I climbed on the bench and jumped on the bully, but i landed with a punched in my eye, i went to the side and began crying and she was consoling me...lol!!!
myself, ban gudu ba, its a sad/sweet story that ended long b4 it started n it was oh so long ago, but ill share what i can remember of it. there was this boy in sch(i wont say which), we kept exchanging looks( i think we noticed each other at thesame time), we were finally introduced, dated for about 3 mths n broke up, kept in touch cos we had alot of mutual friends. That was my first n last crush cos i grew up after that, didnt allow myself to hav another one, it ll b unwise to, letting go wasnt nice, especially at that age!
I don't think you can decide to have crush or not. It happens and you can't do anything about it.
It's what you do about it is the interesting thing - especially if the crush is illicit. I had such a thing and it was really hot and really illicit. I had a wife and two children. The object of the crush was the head girl at the college and I was still a young man. It was mutual which made it very difficult.
I fought the temptations and managed to avoid the pitfalls.
Why did I do so?
Was it because I had a wife and family? Maybe.
Was it because as a teacher in womens' college I was in a position of trust? Maybe.
Was it because I realised that every girl in the college would soon know if we got it together and I would lose all respect which I couldn't afford as I was Vice Principal? Maybe.
Was it because I realised that the object of my crush probably entertained expectations of what a relationship between us would give her, expectations that I would not be able to fulfil without throwing the rest of my life aside? Probably.
Looking back now, wondering where that lady is now, I have great regrets that nothing happened between us.
Should I have regrets?
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on November 20, 2007, 11:39:19 AM
I use to have a big crush for this senegalese girl way back in my primary two, she was my neighbour and happened to be in the same class in the same school. One day our class bully decided to make her cry, i got so angry and i decided to play Van Dame. So I climbed on the bench and jumped on the bully, but i landed with a punched in my eye, i went to the side and began crying and she was consoling me...lol!!!
Aaaaw how sweet but funny, muda knight in shinning armour.
Myself i will spit it out but after mine you should proceed lol.
Hmmmmm, well my crush was on sum guy (many years back) i only got to see during school times, so you can imagine how excited i was when the weekend was over ;D couldnt wait to get back to school just to catch a glimpse of him with his beutiful eyes (Wow). I remember asking for sum help with some work and he came to offer, man my heart was racing (cudnt blive the guy was coming over). so it was all good he helped me with my work and i was satisfied riba biyu ;D we were done for the day.
And that was it, he got changed into another class along with other students and thats how my crush just went with the wind since i didnt see him anymore...lol
Quote from: amira on November 21, 2007, 12:04:55 AM
my crush just went with the wind since i didnt see him anymore...lol[/color]
Oh ohh!
Quote from: Dave_McEwan_Hill on November 20, 2007, 11:06:54 PM
I don't think you can decide to have crush or not.
Well said Mc
OK since we are at the confessional (is the cubicle secured tightly? no ear but the priest's to listen to my illicit outpourings?)
here goes:
I once had a massive and I mean MASSIVE heart attack over a guy at my college. My heart would go boom boom boom (as Peter Gabriel would say!), when ever I saw him approaching ;D. He was quite good looking, extremely intelligent (he made 11 O levels with As and Bs only), and extremely nice as a person. He was reading chemistry physics and statistics, so we only met at chemistry class, but often times went out to the canteen for lunch and tea breaks sometimes just the two of us and other times as a group of ppl. I managed to keep my crush top secret. I do believe it would have developed into a mutual relationship had I let it, but I was so afraid of being found out! I had a mental chastity belt tied round me all the time in the form of this harridan who was my guardian at the time and she was so anti the other gender that if she saw a pr of dragon flies mating on TV, she'd shout "switch the channel!" It was that bad. worse than big brother's watching u! I always felt her down my neck at ALL occasions. So u c I COULDNT afford to let it be known at home that I was on the verge of having a BF. And so it began at college and ended at college. Ever since then, I have been slightly partial to blond guys... with grey eyes.
yyyeeessss, that guy is my uncle, he reads chemistry,
physics and statistics, so its you he was telling me about.
This is interesting,
Those who want to hear about love stories and crushes can view these threads:
http://kanoonline.com/smf/index.php?topic=1078.0
QuoteIt is one afternoon like that, the great gal of the dreams is having her birthday. She came earlier and reminded me in her own casual way, and I, am full of the required muscles-except perhaps financial- to see that I please her on the milestone of her life.
My Goddess, is the title of the poem I'm holding in a high capacity diskette looking for a business center, where better colored printers that can bring the most in the life represented on the image that forms the background of the poem are. My printer failed me earlier in the morning and there is no light everywhere at the moment, and I am short of money, not quite sure whether those business centers with power generators will agree to do the printing for me with the meager amount of money I am carrying. ?And upon all, the goddess is ?coming at 2 pm to take the present. It is 1:30pm now.
I'm moving around in the campus. If I should get ?a business center, will it have a gen? If it has, will it have a high powered printer? If it has , can my purse or rather wallet accommodates the cost of the printing without emptying or even pursuing the wallet with ?debts? ?
Here I am at the pharmaceutical sciences faculty, where a good business center is operating smoothly. ?The manager or is it the manageress of the center - a middle aged woman enough to be my mother- is there standing , speaking or rather sparking on one of ?her employed. I move in with my ?slender carriage, a very young man, HANDsome? LEGsome?, with a suave and innocent disposition.
and here for the continuation:
http://kanoonline.com/smf/index.php?topic=1070.0
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 21, 2007, 08:41:51 AM
yyyeeessss, that guy is my uncle, he reads chemistry,
physics and statistics, so its you he was telling me about.
Reads? u mean he is still at school?
lol I doubt if it was ur uncle.. DB.. sorry to burst your 'youthful' bubble ;D
WOW!
Awesome stories!
See,Crushes are very sweet.They last a lifetime.
I bet some of us could forget a relationship but never a good crush.
Har centurians ma suna tuna crushes ;D
@Dave,Don't regret.
Myself almost every1 has shared some story.It's your turn now.
Quote from: hafsee on November 20, 2007, 08:21:06 AM
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 19, 2007, 11:29:32 AM
Bittersweet not sweet Dave, GGNK............ ;D there is always an element of regret attached to unrequited feelings...
rıght now ı have a crush OMG ı feel gr8 jst sayıng ıt LOL!!
LOL you must be Fulani.
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 21, 2007, 08:41:51 AM
yyyeeessss, that guy is my uncle, he reads chemistry,
physics and statistics, so its you he was telling me about.
Haba!!! Dan_Borno, what a blatant lie!!!!
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:50:19 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Secret ...........1998...... kai abin ya dade let me think over it again.
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:50:19 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Waalaikumussalam, shigo dai mana. and tell us the whole thing, I know its there inside you. Spill it out......
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:57:20 PM
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:50:19 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Secret ...........1998...... kai abin ya dade let me think over it again.
LOL....We're waiting.
Quote from: gogannaka on November 22, 2007, 06:08:02 PM
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:57:20 PM
Quote from: EMTL on November 22, 2007, 01:50:19 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Secret ...........1998...... kai abin ya dade let me think over it again.
LOL....We're waiting.
Bamu yadda da wayon ba GGNK.. sai nadar labaran wa'yansu kake yi kayi kus da naka.....SPILL IT OUT.. ! ;D
LOL,
I have already posted a full version of one of my many crushes.I deleted it afterwards saboda ... ?
Ask dem myself and co,za su iya ba ki summary.
Quote from: gogannaka on November 22, 2007, 08:05:15 PM
LOL,
I have already posted a full version of one of my many crushes.I deleted it afterwards saboda ... ?
Kai
Gagan! When did U do that and why? Is really an interesting piece that put a smile...
To gaskiya sam bamu yadda ba.... Put it back on or share another one... Hhmmm! Gogan Wayo!
Now calling next person to the confession cubicle is
Mummy Cee,, leave the kids in the playing
area and proceed to the confession cubicle
mumcee...hehe :).... Priest is anxiously waiting!
Quote from: Myself on November 22, 2007, 11:39:36 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on November 22, 2007, 08:05:15 PM
LOL,
I have already posted a full version of one of my many crushes.I deleted it afterwards saboda ... ?
Kai Gagan! When did U do that and why? Is really an interesting piece that put a smile...
To gaskiya sam bamu yadda ba.... Put it back on or share another one... Hhmmm! Gogan Wayo!
Now calling next person to the confession cubicle is Mummy Cee,, leave the kids in the playing
area and proceed to the confession cubicle mumcee...hehe :).... Priest is anxiously waiting!
Haba Goga! ashe ma crushes dinka r so many? To kamata ka bamu daya kullum! Daure, ka ji?
Mumcee, ai kema sai ki dan buda mana cikinki kadan! Da fatan dai nakin bai yi melting din ki ba!
Myself, waye kuma Priest yau? Ina fata dai Goganne, domin shi yake xraying na mutane shi kuma bamu ga nasa ba! Hehehehehehehe.................. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Assalamu alaikum,
Between 1998 to early 2000 while I was doing a program in a Uni- there was this Sister, who is fond of wearing her Niqab, the veil covers all her face, her Hijab is also complete and she is Modest. This pious sister melts many hearts. She never allowed jeers or negative comments from people to stop her from her Islamic dressing and appearance. In fact, her answers are always, salaam, salaam, salaam.... This is in accordance with a verse describing believers in Suratul Furqan of the Glorious Qur'an were Allah (SWT) says....... " The (faithful) Slaves of the Beneficent are they who walk upon the earth moderately, and when the foolish ones address them answer: peace." Q25: 63)
Being a part time student, who spent very little time in the Campus I was never opportuned to say Salaamu alaikum to this Sister, although I had wished.
Those who studied in ATBU around that period perhaps noted this sister and had this secret crush also. May Allah (SWT) guide us onto His rightous path all.
Oya, gogannaka tell us about Jos and BUK.... Nura has many to tell I wonder why he is keeping mute.
Dan Barno, inda Lerusa!
Quote from: Myself on November 19, 2007, 10:45:18 PM
Quote from: Nuruddeen on November 18, 2007, 02:22:15 PM
I happened to have a crush on one lady at Konline whom I later found was old enough to be my MUMMMY. GimbiyarrrrrrrrrrLafs!!!!!
Kai nuraddeen, the young pretty gimbiya who proudly posted her pics U mean.... She look young and beautiful in
her fulani attire like real gimbiyar America ;D, So how could U said that? or was it an old pics she posted?... Hhm!
Kodai..... :-X ;D
Not really
lol cool it guys!
I dont think Waduz meant anything bad by melting MYSELF.. dont think anything else. I am sure everyone takes everything at face value. There is nothing hidden underneath. Everyone whose's experienced a crush has had it accompanied with melted heart and wobbly knees as well ;D ;D. yr heart melted, a million hearts have melted before and after... nothing to it. :)
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 02:28:57 PM
Everyone whose's experienced a crush has had it accompanied with melted heart and wobbly knees as well
That's right husnaa...... And that is why I give no second thought to mentioned...
But it look like mr waduz has CAPITALIZE and
UNDERLINE it, and is so thrilling for him.... Hhmmm! ???
if u ask me, he is probably having a crush on YOU at the moment and that is his way of hiding the way he feels.......i.e not very effectively, hehehehehehe!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
after all yr avatar is really good looking and we tend to associate avatars with their owners...
(ahem except IBB's present avatar of course, that cheeky Peter Pan with the bird in hand is indelibly ingrained in my mind as representing him....) :D
Ehem Ehem!
Waduz ;)
Myself i'll pretend i don't understand what you're implying.I really don't ???
It's certain that everybody has had one crush or another.
The confession box has seen so much activity.
Quote from: EMTL on November 23, 2007, 09:50:39 AM
Assalamu alaikum,
Oya, gogannaka tell us about Jos and BUK.... Nura has many to tell I wonder why he is keeping mute.
Dan Barno, inda Lerusa!
Engr,ai na riga na bada 1 of the BUK stories.
Anyway for your sake and Anty Husnas:
I had a crush on a girl who was my a year behind my set.
I got her pic from a social event during her secondary scl days(ba ta san hoton ba)
Na yi wa hoton 'garanbawul' aka mai da ita kamar Fairy.
Na bawa wani almajiri ya kai mata,amma bai fadi wanda ya bayar ba.
Na labe don na ga reaction din ta-she was overjoyed (wayyo dadi)
Da dare kuma na kira ta to ask how she felt.Overjoyed again.I didn't mention names.
That was how it went.She never knew me and i'm happy like that.
Secret admirer.
Quote from: gogannaka on November 24, 2007, 04:35:06 AM
Engr,ai na riga na bada 1 of the BUK stories.
Anyway for your sake and Anty Husnas:
I had a crush on a girl who was my a year behind my set.
I got her pic from a social event during her secondary scl days(ba ta san hoton ba)
Na yi wa hoton 'garanbawul' aka mai da ita kamar Fairy.
Na bawa wani almajiri ya kai mata,amma bai fadi wanda ya bayar ba.
Na labe don na ga reaction din ta-she was overjoyed (wayyo dadi)
Da dare kuma na kira ta to ask how she felt.Overjoyed again.I didn't mention names.
That was how it went.She never knew me and i'm happy like that.
Secret admirer.
Talk of inventiveness! ai ka doke kowa! So u never told her? kana gudun a negative reaction ne? u should have sounded her out as to who she thought might have sent it.. then u'd know who yr rivals were..!! and then see how u could have outshone them in her eyes....heeeeheeeheeeheeeheee!! ;D ;D
I wish i had done that,just that i didn't have the 'lever' to do it.
Besides she was too classy for my taste.
Quote from: gogannaka on November 24, 2007, 08:26:40 AM
I wish i had done that,just that i didn't have the 'lever' to do it.
Besides she was too classy for my taste.
Kai!!
U didnt try hard enough! If she was too classy for ur taste, u wouldnt have gone to all that trouble in the first place; kuma since u did go through all the trouble, it means u could have found other means to grab her attention. Lol
Never give up on a good thing..
remember what makes u happy ( George Benson lyrics) ;D
Oya, gogannaka tell us about Jos and BUK.... Nura has many to tell I wonder why he is keeping mute.
Dan Barno, inda Lerusa!
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Allah ya ja daran Malam. Engineer, I thnk Myself, Dan Barno and co who are the initiators of this thread have said it all. My love crush is not something to write home about. I always happened to be busy with issues and mostly my relationships fizzle out naturally because most of the time I do not pay much attention to it. Perhaps, due to the fact that I was nt ready to engage myself. And besides, I don't normally want to deceive until the time is right. But of course I had pending love crushes sometimes ago. will tell u soon.Lafs!!!
Asshatilu,llahi! Haba Myself? Please, do UNDERSTAND, and for God's sake I do not mean that at all. I NEVER cherish undermining any body or hurting any one's feelings. If you feel that bad, please FORGIVE me. :o :o :-[ :-[ Unless you do, this will be my last post here!
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
if u ask me, he is probably having a crush on YOU at the moment and that is his way of hiding the way he feels.......i.e not very effectively, hehehehehehe!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
after all yr avatar is really good looking and we tend to associate avatars with their owners...
(ahem except IBB's present avatar of course, that cheeky Peter Pan with the bird in hand is indelibly ingrained in my mind as representing him....) :D
If that is true, then i wonder why you'd have a crush on someone you havent seen her pic before, but cant make her your favourite(by voting for her)?
Anyway, i'v had this crush on some girl right from childhood. funny enough, its still lingering long after she's married with kids. Is that some crush or what? Somebody, please :-\
Quote from: waduz on November 24, 2007, 06:51:41 PM
Asshatilu,llahi! Haba Myself? Please, do UNDERSTAND, and for God's sake I do not mean that at all. I NEVER cherish undermining any body or hurting any one's feelings. If you feel that bad, please FORGIVE me. :o :o :-[ :-[ Unless you do, this will be my last post here!
Oh Brother! I think this is uncalled for. She is just kidding. No be so Myself?
Quote from: waduz on November 24, 2007, 06:51:41 PM
Asshatilu,llahi! Haba Myself?
Lol Waduz...
No hard feelings!.... Just pulling your legs the way you pulled mine.....lolTherefore my last 2 posts removed, hope you will do thesame....
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
(ahem except IBB's present avatar of course, that cheeky Peter Pan with the bird in hand is indelibly ingrained in my mind as representing him....) :D
lol it will be back soon
No pls!! NO NO NO.. Love the present one! It has intinsic shock values u know.. very unique very bold and daring and well I'm kinda getting used to it and actually LIKING it! its so stimulating just to LOOK at it. I guess that is what artists try to do with their work and this artist who ever he was, has succeeded.
The avatar reminds me of Browning's Poem 'my last duchess' only this one is 'the ugly duchess' ;D ;D ;D
Below is abinda na kwakulo on the internet about yr apparently famous 'ugly duchess'
Massys is one of the most important portraitists of the age, thanks above all to his pictures of Erasmus and Pierre Gilles (Petrus Aegidius), the town clerk of Antwerp. His most astonishing work in this genre is certainly the Grotesque Old Woman, in the National Gallery in London. (This picture is also known as The Ugly Duchess, because Sir John Tenniel was later to use it in his illustrations for Alice in Wonderland.)
Massys based his own picture on a caricature by Leonardo da Vinci. He was also influenced, according to Panofsky, by his friend Erasmus's book In Praise of Folly, in which the author describes old mad women who "still play the coquette", "cannot tear themselves away from their mirrors", and "do not hesitate to exhibit their repulsive withered breasts'. The effects of the huge ears, wrinkles, and ape-like face, are merely emphasized by the ridiculous hat. The sitter is made even more repugnant by the rich jewels she wears and the indiscretion of her low-cut dress. This picture is a prodigious exercise in the grotesque, in which Massys proves himself not only an astute critic of human vanity, but a worthy precursor of Goya and Picasso.
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 04:11:18 AM
No pls!! NO NO NO.. Love the present one! It has intinsic shock values u know.. very unique very bold and daring and well I'm kinda getting used to it and actually LIKING it! its so stimulating just to LOOK at it. I guess that is what artists try to do with their work and this artist who ever he was, has succeeded.
The avatar reminds me of Browning's Poem 'my last duchess' only this one is 'the ugly duchess' ;D ;D ;D
Below is abinda na kwakulo on the internet about yr apparently famous 'ugly duchess'
Massys is one of the most important portraitists of the age, thanks above all to his pictures of Erasmus and Pierre Gilles (Petrus Aegidius), the town clerk of Antwerp. His most astonishing work in this genre is certainly the Grotesque Old Woman, in the National Gallery in London. (This picture is also known as The Ugly Duchess, because Sir John Tenniel was later to use it in his illustrations for Alice in Wonderland.)
Massys based his own picture on a caricature by Leonardo da Vinci. He was also influenced, according to Panofsky, by his friend Erasmus's book In Praise of Folly, in which the author describes old mad women who "still play the coquette", "cannot tear themselves away from their mirrors", and "do not hesitate to exhibit their repulsive withered breasts'. The effects of the huge ears, wrinkles, and ape-like face, are merely emphasized by the ridiculous hat. The sitter is made even more repugnant by the rich jewels she wears and the indiscretion of her low-cut dress. This picture is a prodigious exercise in the grotesque, in which Massys proves himself not only an astute critic of human vanity, but a worthy precursor of Goya and Picasso.
wow thats ınterestıng.... Massys huh.. so thıs ıs lyk abt old women stıll TRYING huh LOL
Quote from: sadiq on November 25, 2007, 01:58:09 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 23, 2007, 03:20:45 PM
if u ask me, he is probably having a crush on YOU at the moment and that is his way of hiding the way he feels.......i.e not very effectively, hehehehehehe!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
after all yr avatar is really good looking and we tend to associate avatars with their owners...
(ahem except IBB's present avatar of course, that cheeky Peter Pan with the bird in hand is indelibly ingrained in my mind as representing him....) :D
If that is true, then i wonder why you'd have a crush on someone you havent seen her pic before, but cant make her your favourite(by voting for her)?
Anyway, i'v had this crush on some girl right from childhood. funny enough, its still lingering long after she's married with kids. Is that some crush or what? Somebody, please :-\
Husna, rufa man asiri fa. Amma dai kam, how did you guess that? ;D
SEASON TWO OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSHPreviously on Dan-Borno's Secret CrushQuote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
1st October 1965
I have been lucky to be included among the students
to witness the Independence celebration at Lagos from
North Eastern States.
During our rehersal there is this Yoruba girl her name was
Yemisi, it still rang bells in my head, very fresh in memory,
though I was still young at that time, but i can differentiate
between beautiful and ugly, i confess she is one of those
models.
For the 3 days rehersal I have been eyeing her...........
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
It took me weeks to prepare this season of my secret crush,
it is dated to 1989 @ Bauchi town, these girls were both twins
and in the same class, they wore the same dress everyday.
Whenever black is beauty is mentioned, these twins keep on
flashing on my brain, because they are real black beauty models.
I dont differentiate between Hassana & Hussaina, each time one
of them took an excuse to be out of the class I follow suite
but amma ina, babu lever na magana. Abin haushi, each time mun
hada ido sai kaga an yi min wani dan murmushi irin ta soyayya,
i never concentrate on what is going on in the class.
Before I knew it, i failed most of my papers and I have to repeat
that year, however.
Watch out for Season Three early December
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 27, 2007, 09:47:30 AM
SEASON TWO OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSH
Previously on Dan-Borno's Secret Crush
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 15, 2007, 09:36:52 AM
1st October 1965
I have been lucky to be included among the students
to witness the Independence celebration at Lagos from
North Eastern States.
During our rehersal there is this Yoruba girl her name was
Yemisi, it still rang bells in my head, very fresh in memory,
though I was still young at that time, but i can differentiate
between beautiful and ugly, i confess she is one of those
models.
For the 3 days rehersal I have been eyeing her...........
let me answer this call, will be with you soon 8)
It took me weeks to prepare this season of my secret crush,
it is dated to 1989 @ Bauchi town, these girls were both twins
and in the same class, they wore the same dress everyday.
Whenever black is beauty is mentioned, these twins keep on
flashing on my brain, because they are real black beauty models.
I dont differentiate between Hassana & Hussaina, each time one
of them took an excuse to be out of the class I follow suite
but amma ina, babu lever na magana. Abin haushi, each time mun
hada ido sai kaga an yi min wani dan murmushi irin ta soyayya,
i never concentrate on what is going on in the class.
Before I knew it, i failed most of my papers and I have to repeat
that year, however.
Watch out for Season Three early December
early december?? why? can ı lyk buy ıt b4 ıt comes out cuz am curıous.
fırst of all they are twıns so ıf u cant dıfferencıate whıch one lu lyk among them
then thıs ıs a serıous movıe... pls ı wanna buy the bootleg how much??
Quote from: Dan-Borno on November 27, 2007, 09:47:30 AM
Abin haushi, each time mun hada ido sai kaga an yi min wani dan murmushi irin ta soyayya,
i never concentrate on what is going on in the class.
Before I knew it, i failed most of my papers and I have to repeat
that year, however.
Watch out for Season Three early December
lol DB u go kill pesin with laughter fa!! so u failed yr papers and sukuma suka tsallake suka bar ka a wannan ajin ko? that is what I call killer murmushi irin ta soyayya... very dangerous.! to guys kunji dai da ga bakin a veteran casanova...(his third instalment is coming up soon)
better watch out
better beware
einstein says e = mc squared!
but u wont know that if u fall for
angel eyes with killer smiles.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: hafsee on November 27, 2007, 09:19:00 AM
wow thats ınterestıng.... Massys huh.. so thıs ıs lyk abt old women stıll TRYING huh LOL
do u know anything about him and his works Hafsee?
Quote from: waduz on November 27, 2007, 09:43:15 AM
Husna, rufa man asiri fa. Amma dai kam, how did you guess that? ;D
Oh was I right then? ;D ;D
MYSELF say something!! ;D
LOL @ DB,
Myself has given Waduz the killer smile Husnaa!
LOL!
Zata kai ka ta baro kamar yadda 'Yan biyu suka yi wa DB.
Quote from: gogannaka on November 27, 2007, 08:35:02 PM
LOL @ DB,
Myself has given Waduz the killer smile Husnaa!
LOL!
Zata kai ka ta baro kamar yadda 'Yan biyu suka yi wa DB.
Haba goga, ba ka sanni bane!......... ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 01:50:10 PM
MYSELF say something!! ;D
Lol Husna,...
Mouth sealed :-X ..hehehe ....But from all Indication yan kannan naki Aure sukeso..
Masushi suna neman kari marasashi kuma want one..
Sai Aunty and Uncle of the house sufara jan tazuge, don inhar takasance a kano online
ku za'a tusa gaba..... lol
Quote from: Nuruddeen on November 24, 2007, 12:55:21 PM
But of course I had pending love crushes sometimes ago. will tell u soon.Lafs!!!
We are still waiting nura... hehehe
Don't take style and run....
Quote from: Myself on November 28, 2007, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 01:50:10 PM
MYSELF say something!! ;D
Lol Husna,...
Mouth sealed :-X ..hehehe ....But from all Indication yan kannan naki Aure sukeso..
Masushi suna neman kari marasashi kuma want one..
Sai Aunty and Uncle of the house sufara jan tazuge, don inhar takasance a kano online
ku za'a tusa gaba..... lol
Ina ma da nasan auntie and uncle din, ai sai mu fara tasasu gaba! ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 04:11:18 AM
No pls!! NO NO NO.. Love the present one! It has intinsic shock values u know.. very unique very bold and daring and well I'm kinda getting used to it and actually LIKING it! its so stimulating just to LOOK at it.
Below is abinda na kwakulo on the internet about yr apparently famous 'ugly duchess'
OK I will leave it. Good research u did there
DB this your stories are like Nigerian firms they have diff parts. Cant u safe us with curious mind i.e Hafsee and put the story in one bit
Quote from: waduz on November 28, 2007, 04:35:34 PM
Ina ma da nasan auntie and uncle din, ai sai mu fara tasasu gaba! ;D
Hhmmm! Waduz....... Amma dai zipped :-X ;D
Bakasan Aunty and uncles din kano online ba?......
Toh
Husnaa,
Mallam Salisu, and
Professor Abdullah.....Sune manyan Gidan nan..
Maza take your application which most be in your own hand writing to them..... hehehehe!
Myself i like this your teddy bear.
Waduz sayen teddy ya kama ka LOL
Are celebrity crushes really crushes?
Quote from: Myself on November 28, 2007, 11:50:13 PM
Hhmmm! Waduz....... Amma dai zipped :-X ;D
Bakasan Aunty and uncles din kano online ba?......
Toh Husnaa, Mallam Salisu, and Professor Abdullah.....Sune manyan Gidan nan..
Manyan gidan nan?
what an honor! Thank U. ;D ;D ;D. Nayi by passing all those old time veterans that have been here long before me? WOW! what an achievement!! 8)
Quote from: gogannaka on November 29, 2007, 02:13:03 AM
Are celebrity crushes really crushes?
U mean a celebrity having a crush on another celebrity or an ordinary person having a crush on a celebrity? They are both real I guess. The latter crush has the tendency to last longer than the the former though.
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 29, 2007, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: Myself on November 28, 2007, 11:50:13 PM
Hhmmm! Waduz....... Amma dai zipped :-X ;D
Bakasan Aunty and uncles din kano online ba?......
Toh Husnaa, Mallam Salisu, and Professor Abdullah.....Sune manyan Gidan nan..
Manyan gidan nan?
what an honor! Thank U. ;D ;D ;D. Nayi by passing all those old time veterans that have been here long before me? WOW! what an achievement!! 8)
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You deserve more than that, Aunty.
Quote from: Muhsin on November 29, 2007, 01:05:18 PM
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 29, 2007, 04:02:17 AM
Quote from: Myself on November 28, 2007, 11:50:13 PM
Hhmmm! Waduz....... Amma dai zipped :-X ;D
Bakasan Aunty and uncles din kano online ba?......
Toh Husnaa, Mallam Salisu, and Professor Abdullah.....Sune manyan Gidan nan..
Manyan gidan nan?
what an honor! Thank U. ;D ;D ;D. Nayi by passing all those old time veterans that have been here long before me? WOW! what an achievement!! 8)
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You deserve more than that, Aunty.
Sure muhsin, lemme join you in applauding the auntie! ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on November 29, 2007, 02:13:03 AM
Myself i like this your teddy bear.
Thanks Gagan!
I been forced to removed my pretty pic that I really really like, hmm :-\ :'(.....
But glad I got this cute, huggable teddy bear.....SHE IS HOOOOOOOOT TOO! ;D
Nooo! honestly I prefer that ur princess avater
Quote from: IBB on November 29, 2007, 02:46:29 PM
Nooo! honestly I prefer that ur princess avater
I prefer it too
IBB.......... My posts are already looking one kind without that dazzling
beauty queen, who look just like me :P...... Hhmm! already missing her :'(
But is the attention.....That avatar is getting so much attention that I do not like, which am sure
it won't be thesame with this teddy, Even though she is also queen in the teddies kingdom ;D lol
Myself, i also concur with IBB's coment above
Dan Borno, Ibb and co.... Wato kunfi son insa muku fuskata kuyi ta kallo....hehehe! lol
Waduz has said no to that :P ;D No more!...... Enjoy the memory ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on November 27, 2007, 01:50:10 PM
Quote from: hafsee on November 27, 2007, 09:19:00 AM
wow thats ınterestıng.... Massys huh.. so thıs ıs lyk abt old women stıll TRYING huh LOL
do u know anything about him and his works Hafsee?
Quote from: waduz on November 27, 2007, 09:43:15 AM
actually no i dont
Lalalala.......DBN, IBB @ co, ku sha ruwa daidai cikinku fa!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
(a protest song) All we are saying, we say all we are saying, we want Myself old avater back. Myself all we are saying, we want your old avater back.
DB, everybody sing with me
All we are saying, we say all we are saying, we want Myself old avater back, Myself all we are saying, we want your old avater back
IBB, l I shouldnt join this chorus seeing that I persuaded u (ahem I hope that is true) to keep this current avatar of yrs which is very interesting and eye catching lol!! However, u are right on about MAYSELF's new avatar... I cant BEAR that teddy bear! She isnt huggable (sorry MYSELF she isnt even pretty. She looks too mousy (a relative of minnie mouse perhaps?). U have gone to the other extreme, MYSELF.. so i am going to join the chorus:
All we are saying to MYSELF is give YOURSELF (the fierce amazon ) back!!! ;D ;D
Myself i also prefer the old avatar.The one that stole Waduz's heart....
Goga, that will make the stolen hearts to be two........ ;D Ka apka kan sauran mana! Ga su nan barjaka!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
All we are saying, we say all we are saying, we want Myself old avater back, Myself all we are saying, we want your old avater back
All we are saying, we say all we are saying, we want Myself old avater back, Myself all we are saying, we want your old avater back
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ;D ;D
Honestly you guys have so much energy, the vibration is all the way to here..... lol
Well, hmmmm :-\, after all this protest I have to consider putting my old Avatar back, what do you say
Waduz? only with your permission ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on December 01, 2007, 10:40:43 AM
I cant BEAR that teddy bear! She isnt huggable (sorry MYSELF she isnt even pretty. She looks too mousy (a relative of minnie mouse perhaps
Kai, kai, kai Husnaa :'( :'( :'( :'( You will be deny Entrance to Disneyland for saying that..... hehehe lol
Waduz where u at? We need you here shap shap
Hmmm! well well, this thread has gone far without me confessing my secret crushes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and that the thread took us to calling on our lady to brought her former Avarter which i supported.
when i was in JS 2, there is this extremely preety girl in my Makarantar Allo, named sadiya. i have an equal extreme feelings about her such that when i was in the shed reading my slate i must make sure am catching a glimpse of her no matter how little.At times i used to be lucky to teach her some verses of the qur'an, if that happened i will be so delighted that she suspects my looks. i always leave my brothers to follow through her street in case i will be lucky to meet on her way to the islamiyya school, and if that happened i will try passing her such that she will see me. whenever i tried approaching her i will felt depressed and my heart beat will increased, some times i will felt feverish. But at the moment when i gathered my lever to talk to her, imet the shocker that they relocated to Abuja.i felt terrably depressed and bad. she is such a girl whose feelings i stil nurtures. :'(
So many stories and histories were narrated on
different form of crushes and crushes. I was
reading a poem book in hausa "DAN HAUSA"
writting by Mahmoon Baba-Ahmed, a popular
hausa writer and came across this poem which
translates what crush really meant, and here I
share it with my fellow forumites:
SOYAYYAR KURUCIYA (CHILDHOOD CRUSH)
Na kan zo gidan kakanki kallon wasan gada,
lokacin shekarunki hudu, nawa kuma shida,
wani loto mu yi wasan buya ko kulli kucciya,
mu kan yi kama da dankali, ko tonon gujjiya.
Tare da sa'oinmu, ya'yan makwabta,
Mu kan je karatun allo a makaranta,
ko kuma debo kara da kiraren wuta,
idan mun hadu kuwa sai barci ka raba.
Wani aike duk tare muke zuwa,
Haka bishiya da jakuna, tare muke hawa,
Duba al'amarin sai ka ce jiya-jiya
ga shi har anyi danshi hamsin ba daya.
Kai! lokaci na tafiya kaman walkiya,
kin girma, kin rika, kin zama cikakkiyar mace,
Ba ki mance wanda kike so tun tasowarki ba,
ko da yake mun dade da baiwa juna baya.
Kwanaki nata zuwa, su wuce,
soyayyar cikin sukatanmu ba ta jirkita ba,
na so ki kwarai kamar zan yi hauka,
ke ma so na kike yi kamar zaki halaka.
Duk da tsawon lokaci mun ki mu mance,
Ga shi har shekaru hamsin sun zo, sun wuce
masoya bila adadin sun kawo maki caffa
soyayyarki a zukatansu ta karfafa.
Inda duka aka zauna hirarki za a kafa,
wutar soyayyarki ta kama, ta ki ta lafa
Ni ma soyayyarki ta hana in numfasa
na tsorata don kada samarinki su kaini kasa.
Suna da hali, ba kamar ni ba, mai nakasa
shekaru hamsin ke nana yau, kamar wasa,
an kasa ni, naji takaici, na hakura
Na auri madadinki, don kar in makara.
Ni da ke kowa ya sami nasa,
mun hayayyafa, ba wanda ya rasa
ina murna da baiwar da Allah yayi mani,
ya bani zuriya mai albarka da amfani
Abin da na so, ko nanema suna bani,
yau shekaru talatin ke nan da haifan mani,
kin samu wadata, ni'ima da hutu
kin koshi, bul bul kin yi kaurin kumatu
Kin iya kwalliya, kada bambaro, da bugun shantu,
ni kuwa na rungumi kaddara, sai yawan karatu
ban taba murna ba, kamar ranan da dan autana
aka ce ba kamarsa wajen karatu a bana
Ya sauke alkur'ani ya shiga manyan masana
shekaru ashirin kenan ba ruwansa da la'ana,
kwanci tashi aka kai babbar 'yata dakin miji
yanzu ina da kika mai mani agaji
Kullum da ita nakan yi wasa sai na gaji
har na shagwabata da sukari ko naman kaji
itace kan tuna mani da kuruciyata
lokacin dani, dake ke wasan samartaka
Kowa ya dauka cewa ni ne zan aureki
sai kika guje ni, don bani da abin baki
wasu sun ce kin dauki alhaki
amma ni na ja, da na yaudare ki
Ance soyayyar kuruciya ba ta karko
akan yi tane don ta zama itace ta farko
kamunta da ciwo bata yin ranko
takan fice ta bar zuciya fanko
Karkar rayuwa ce ke kawar da takaici
abin da ya yi asali da kyakyawar mafari
ya zame zanen jirgin masunci, tsaye nesa da gaci,
bata yadda zai isa, ko da bayan an shekara dari
Har yanzu kina raina ban mace kiba
ba zan ki ki don baki aure ni ba
haka Allah yayi ke ba matata ce ba
da yawa sun yi kaman mu, basu auri junansu ba.
END
___________________________________________________
Malam Mahmoon in a stylish presentation took a chronological
order to his story which starts all the way from childhood,
narrating with nostalgia how they both end the day at the
play ground with the one he so much cherished.
Abruptly, Mahmoon brought a life picture, describing how
matured his queen had become over the years, with so many
lovers parading for her. However, the writer tried to deliver
a message to his readers on the reasons he thinks he cant
continue with the 'love story' where he narrated that he is
afraid of her other lovers, who are far above him in riches
while he is a damn church rat. At last, he accepted defeat
as he can not fight back, but instead, he rekindles his love
life by marrying another "madadinki" in lieu of her.
Malam was trying to divert his attention from his former lover
as he narrated how he was happy when his son graduated,
how his daughter got married and in fact he begat a grand
daughter who has been his source of happiness all these years.
At last, he still loves his former girlfriend, "An ce soyayyar
kuruciya bata karko" childhood friendship never stays long
it so happens because that is the first step you take into
the affairs. He still claims he loves her, he wont dislike or
hate her just because she didnt marry him, that is the will
of Allah.
So many people have similar experience in life, they never
marry their first lovers, and not because they dont love each
other.
Okay, with all these noices and bangings on my door, do I have any choice, Myself? Go ahead and affect the change, but look closely. Guyz we (i) concede to the change, so the chorus should sing all we are saying is waduz did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Dan-Borno on December 03, 2007, 02:41:39 PM
So many stories and histories were narrated on
different form of crushes and crushes. I was
reading a poem book in hausa "DAN HAUSA"
writting by Mahmoon Baba-Ahmed, a popular
hausa writer and came across this poem which
translates what crush really meant, and here I
share it with my fellow forumites:
SOYAYYAR KURUCIYA (CHILDHOOD CRUSH)
Malam Mahmoon in a stylish presentation took a chronological
order to his story which starts all the way from childhood,
narrating with nostalgia how they both end the day at the
play ground with the one he so much cherished.
Abruptly, Mahmoon brought a life picture, describing how
matured his queen had become over the years, with so many
lovers parading for her. However, the writer tried to deliver
a message to his readers on the reasons he thinks he cant
continue with the 'love story' where he narrated that he is
afraid of her other lovers, who are far above him in riches
while he is a damn church rat. At last, he accepted defeat
as he can not fight back, but instead, he rekindles his love
life by marrying another "madadinki" in lieu of her.
Malam was trying to divert his attention from his former lover
as he narrated how he was happy when his son graduated,
how his daughter got married and in fact he begat a grand
daughter who has been his source of happiness all these years.
At last, he still loves his former girlfriend, "An ce soyayyar
kuruciya bata karko" childhood friendship never stays long
it so happens because that is the first step you take into
the affairs. He still claims he loves her, he wont dislike or
hate her just because she didnt marry him, that is the will
of Allah.
So many people have similar experience in life, they never
marry their first lovers, and not because they dont love each
other.
Kai Dan Borno, the poem is so beautiful! It makes me want to cry... :'( :'( Thanks for sharing it. It truly conjures up what life is all about. Allah dai Ya hada kowa a aljanna, da masoyin/masoyiyar da bai samu ba a duniya. Ameen.
Um,,uhm, Allah Sarki duniya, wataran sai labari......... :D
That's right waduz, what happened?..... ko tunanin mutuwane mairaba kowa da komai?
Quote from: Lawwali on December 03, 2007, 02:18:47 PM
and that the thread took us to calling on our lady to brought her former Avarter which i supported.(
Hhmm, Lawwal harda kai?...hehe
Shikenan guys, your choosing avatar will soon be back on, but on condition U agree to
look just once at a time :P :P Too much staring will make her disappear again ;D hehehe
Back to the topic:-
Why does people feel more comfortable to talk about childhood crushes and not more serious crushes?
And long time crushes and not most recent..........
Quote from: Myself on December 04, 2007, 12:14:59 AM
That's right waduz, what happened?..... ko tunanin mutuwane mairaba kowa da komai?
Quote from: Lawwali on December 03, 2007, 02:18:47 PM
and that the thread took us to calling on our lady to brought her former Avarter which i supported.(
Hhmm, Lawwal harda kai?...hehe
Shikenan guys, your choosing avatar will soon be back on, but on condition U agree to
look just once at a time :P :P Too much staring will make her disappear again ;D hehehe
Back to the topic:-
Why does people feel more comfortable to talk about childhood crushes and not more serious crushes?
And long time crushes and not most recent..........
I think most crushes are of a serious nature, since it occupies the mind for days on end. Childhood crushes are easier to handle because they are a thing of the past and sometimes we just laugh them off as silly behavior, especially when we still see those ppl we had crushes on and we wondered how on earth we ever did so in the first place.
Recent crushes? They are more uncomfortable to discuss. Sometimes when u have a thing for someone, the last thing u want is for anyone to find out. You want to keep it to urself, otherwise if u are found out
two things are involved (IBB take note) ;D. U are either ridiculed by yr mates/ friends, or even the person whom u have the crush on,
or if the person u have the crush on reciprocates, the tender feelings just evaporate!! Dama the tender emotions are being fed on the feeling of u cant have what u want. Once u can have it, then u dont want it...lol!!
Husna, ba komai, tunani kawai nake mai zurfi kan travails nawa na s..y..yy. Ina ga dole ma na rubuta littafi akai! :-
Quote from: waduz on December 04, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Husna, ba komai, tunani kawai nake mai zurfi kan travails nawa na s..y..yy. Ina ga dole ma na rubuta littafi akai! :-
Ah, as I almost do? My novel is based on something that happened to me but you know how writers are, though am not yet a writer, there are lots of changes; characters, setting, plot, conflict etc are deployed and that changes how it is in real world.
Quote from: waduz on December 04, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Husna, ba komai, tunani kawai nake mai zurfi kan travails nawa na s..y..yy. Ina ga dole ma na rubuta littafi akai! :-
Waduz? where ur head? no bi me wey de ask dat que, hahahaha... na MYSELF.. make una check di post again.. better change di name to MYSELF kuku lol!
Quote from: waduz on December 04, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
tunani kawai nake mai zurfi kan travails nawa na s..y..yy. Ina ga dole ma na rubuta littafi akai! :-
Hhmm, Interesting!...... A dan gutsura mana, what the book will be about....
Quote from: HUSNAA on December 04, 2007, 05:29:21 AM
if u are found out two things are involved (IBB take note) ;D. U are either ridiculed by yr mates/ friends, or even the person whom u have the crush on, or if the person u have the crush on reciprocates, the tender feelings just evaporate!! Dama the tender emotions are being fed on the feeling of u cant have what u want. Once u can have it, then u dont want it...lol!!
lol noted
Quote from: HUSNAA on December 04, 2007, 12:25:47 PM
Quote from: waduz on December 04, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Husna, ba komai, tunani kawai nake mai zurfi kan travails nawa na s..y..yy. Ina ga dole ma na rubuta littafi akai! :-
Waduz? where ur head? no bi me wey de ask dat que, hahahaha... na MYSELF.. make una check di post again.. better change di name to MYSELF kuku lol!
My head? Ofcourse where it is supposed to be, on ma neck. ;D ;D ;D As for that it was a mistake of the head, not of the mind.
Myself, don't worry, there will be no book at all! The current book is enough to read! ;D
Quote from: waduz on December 05, 2007, 12:11:23 PM
The current book is enough to read! ;D
Which one is that waduz?.... Give me the name and I will look for it...
Quote from: Myself on December 05, 2007, 02:43:40 PM
Quote from: waduz on December 05, 2007, 12:11:23 PM
The current book is enough to read! ;D
Which one is that waduz?.... Give me the name and I will look for it...
Hehehehehe......aren't you reading between the lines, kuwa? ;D
Like Mandy said, 'The thing about crushes is the always hurt in the end.That is why they are called crushes'
who is mandy kuma?
Quote from: HUSNAA on December 03, 2007, 03:40:46 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on December 03, 2007, 02:41:39 PM
So many stories and histories were narrated on
different form of crushes and crushes. I was
reading a poem book in hausa "DAN HAUSA"
writting by Mahmoon Baba-Ahmed, a popular
hausa writer and came across this poem which
translates what crush really meant, and here I
share it with my fellow forumites:
SOYAYYAR KURUCIYA (CHILDHOOD CRUSH)
Malam Mahmoon in a stylish presentation took a chronological
order to his story which starts all the way from childhood,
narrating with nostalgia how they both end the day at the
play ground with the one he so much cherished.
Abruptly, Mahmoon brought a life picture, describing how
matured his queen had become over the years, with so many
lovers parading for her. However, the writer tried to deliver
a message to his readers on the reasons he thinks he cant
continue with the 'love story' where he narrated that he is
afraid of her other lovers, who are far above him in riches
while he is a damn church rat. At last, he accepted defeat
as he can not fight back, but instead, he rekindles his love
life by marrying another "madadinki" in lieu of her.
Malam was trying to divert his attention from his former lover
as he narrated how he was happy when his son graduated,
how his daughter got married and in fact he begat a grand
daughter who has been his source of happiness all these years.
At last, he still loves his former girlfriend, "An ce soyayyar
kuruciya bata karko" childhood friendship never stays long
it so happens because that is the first step you take into
the affairs. He still claims he loves her, he wont dislike or
hate her just because she didnt marry him, that is the will
of Allah.
So many people have similar experience in life, they never
marry their first lovers, and not because they dont love each
other.
Kai Dan Borno, the poem is so beautiful! It makes me want to cry... :'( :'( Thanks for sharing it. It truly conjures up what life is all about. Allah dai Ya hada kowa a aljanna, da masoyin/masoyiyar da bai samu ba a duniya. Ameen.
the peom is nice lol
Thank you my Seniors (Husnaa & Ajingi) for the
complement on this poem, I am extending the
message to Malam the original composer of the
poem.
Mandy? A girl ce in 'The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy'. Cartoon ne Husnaa.
Quote from: Nuruddeen on November 24, 2007, 12:55:21 PM
But of course I had pending love crushes sometimes ago. will tell u soon.Lafs!!!
We are still waiting nura... hehehe
Don't take style and run....
[/quote]
Not really Myself. Am nt running away. Kin san soyayya sai a hankali. Lallai soyayyya ruwan zuma in kasha ka ba masoyi.He He He!
To. Da bukatan more bayani fa anan.......ko ba haka ba? ;D
Quote from: Nuruddeen on December 08, 2007, 02:06:25 PM
Kin san soyayya sai a hankali. Lallai soyayyya ruwan zuma in kasha ka ba masoyi.He He He!
True nura...
Muna nan muna sauraro........hehe lol
Lol :o :o
Quote from: ajingi on December 10, 2007, 05:43:18 PM
Lol :o :o
What Ajingi? What is funny....
And U can't just come in laugh and leave without saying anything.... Hhmm ???
Quote from: Myself on December 10, 2007, 11:45:41 PM
Quote from: ajingi on December 10, 2007, 05:43:18 PM
Lol :o :o
What Ajingi? What is funny....
And U can't just come in laugh and leave without saying anything.... Hhmm ???
Assalamu alaikum,
I can see that Ajingi and 'Myself' have unique avaters: King Ajingi and Queen Myself, waduz, no secret agenda just a comment. Ajingi started these comments about waduz's avater .........
Ha ha ha......Lol EMTL
1 + 1 = 2 ;D thats correct EMTL, you just
uncovered the truth.
Mun sa ido. 8) 8)
LOL...EMTL zai hada rikichi
Waduz kana can kana ta bulumbituwa.....Maza maza ka zo za ayi maka kwace.
Hodijam! Goga, gani nan zuwa! Haba ni dai wannan dan tsoho mai rawani tun ba yau ba nake ganin yana kokarin noma a gonata! Daji bai gama cin wuta ba, fara ba ta yiwa yar uwarta barka ba! ;D ;D ;D
To ai kai ne Waduz,ka ce already kana da mata so ka ga ita mimun it'll be better ta bi dan saurayi.Ka ga sai su je yankari abinsu honeymoon, su biyu kawai bayan an damra aure.
Amman dai kada ka fidda rai.
Quote from: gogannaka on December 14, 2007, 08:48:29 AM
To ai kai ne Waduz,ka ce already kana da mata so ka ga ita mimun it'll be better ta bi dan saurayi.Ka ga sai su je yankari abinsu honeymoon, su biyu kawai bayan an damra aure.
Amman dai kada ka fidda rai.
Goga, dan saurayi ko? Shin kasan auren ledabag kuwa? Duk wanda ta auri irinsu ai ko ta ga an kawo cefane a dan leda da dan damin itace a hannu! Shine auren ledabag! Ba bayani sai zancen "lokacin muna service........!" Haba ai kaima kasan mimun ai an hade tuni! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Myself on November 22, 2007, 11:39:36 PM
Now calling next person to the confession cubicle is Mummy Cee,, leave the kids in the playing
area and proceed to the confession cubicle mumcee...hehe :).... Priest is anxiously waiting!
Where have i been :D :D all these happening in here.
Well lets see if the coast is all clear.... i think it is.
Is the cubicle vacant or occupied, or no i believe there is someone still in there... ;D ;D Well i guess i will join the queue. ;D ;D
Oh! no is that my little one calling :o :o ooops, gotta go be right back.........
Mhmmm, mhmmm, inyeh, a'a,.........toh fah! Yan secret crushes kenan ;D ;)... Harda........... even u!? :-X lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, am in stitches. Manyah na aiki fa!!! ;D Let me carry my two's jeje comot here...........
Quote from: Myself on December 10, 2007, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Nuruddeen on December 08, 2007, 02:06:25 PM
Kin san soyayya sai a hankali. Lallai soyayyya ruwan zuma in kasha ka ba masoyi.He He He!
True nura...
Muna nan muna sauraro........hehe lol
to ke sai ki fada mana jiran me ake? bayan gaki nan kusa
Quote from: sadiq on December 15, 2007, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Myself on December 10, 2007, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Nuruddeen on December 08, 2007, 02:06:25 PM
Kin san soyayya sai a hankali. Lallai soyayyya ruwan zuma in kasha ka ba masoyi.He He He!
True nura...
Muna nan muna sauraro........hehe lol
to ke sai ki fada mana jiran me ake? bayan gaki nan kusa
[/quote
TO KINJI!
Quote from: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:15:54 AM
Mhmmm, mhmmm, inyeh, a'a,.........toh fah! Yan secret crushes kenan ;D ;)... Harda........... even u!? :-X lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, am in stitches. Manyah na aiki fa!!! ;D
Joker!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D. You best keep shut or I go buss egg wo!! 3 supports from the family here and am telling. ;D
I give the first...lol ;D
Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 03:01:34 AM
Quote from: ummita on December 15, 2007, 06:15:54 AM
Mhmmm, mhmmm, inyeh, aa,
toh fah! Yan secret crushes kenan ;D ;)
Harda........... even u!? :-X lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, am in stitches. Manyah na aiki fa!!! ;D
Joker!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D. You best keep shut or I go buss egg wo!! 3 supports from the family here and am telling. ;D
Watching and waiting.... :-X
Quote from: sadiq on December 15, 2007, 09:39:05 PM
Quote from: Myself on December 10, 2007, 03:27:52 PM
Quote from: Nuruddeen on December 08, 2007, 02:06:25 PM
Kin san soyayya sai a hankali. Lallai soyayyya ruwan zuma in kasha ka ba masoyi.He He He!
True nura...
Muna nan muna sauraro........hehe lol
to ke sai ki fada mana jiran me ake? bayan gaki nan kusa
Ehem! Ehemm!! What are u talking about sadiq? or talking to
someone else, but u quote my post.. hmm :-\ Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on December 16, 2007, 03:01:34 AM
You best keep shut or I go buss egg wo!!
Fasa! Fasaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! musha ruwa kwai hafsy!!!!! ;D ;DQuote from: Mumcee on December 15, 2007, 01:12:55 AM
Where have i been :D :D all these happening in here.
Well lets see if the coast is all clear.... i think it is.
Is the cubicle vacant or occupied, or no i believe there is someone still in there... ;D ;D Well i guess i will join the queue. ;D ;D
Oh! no is that my little one calling :o :o ooops, gotta go be right back.........
We no gree with wayo mumcee :P
Kids are perfectly been look after, don't mind their shouting, they r fine, just
proceed and spill it out....
Cubicle Is also empty, It has actually been empty for a while..... we are all ears!
Ehem! Ehemm!! What are u talking about sadiq? or talking to
someone else, but u quote my post.. hmm :-\
HA HA HA!!!! Guess i was talking to "MASELF"
Uhmm mufi kara shigowa, karki damu indai yaran ne ana kulla dasu ko ba hakaba
Myself the cubicle is not vacant, ke muke jira ;D
Quote from: amira on December 17, 2007, 03:40:24 PM
Uhmm mufi kara shigowa, karki damu indai yaran ne ana kulla dasu ko ba hakaba
Myself the cubicle is not vacant, ke muke jira ;D
What d u mean by cubicle my dear? Pls integrate!
cubicle, yes, let her expatiate! ;D
Why don't U go and check your dictionaries and stop bothering my little sister @Waduz and Nura
That what dictionary does, tell U words you don't know.........
Quote from: Myself on December 18, 2007, 11:48:16 AM
Why don't U go and check your dictionaries and stop bothering my little sister @Waduz and Nura
That what dictionary does, tell U words you don't know.........
U know the cubicle of a thing appears strange to us. Not that we dunno its meaning either but the premise its being used is what we wannan know. It has this underdog ...tone ...and...sound. Right? Lafs!
Quote from: Myself on December 18, 2007, 11:48:16 AM
Why don't U go and check your dictionaries and stop bothering my little sister @Waduz and Nura
That what dictionary does, tell U words you don't know.........
Thank you Yaya Myself.
Oh wat the heck! I've been keeping this crush to myself for a long time.But bari na baku labari.
See, in my last few years in secondary school a friend and classmate came to me and confided that she had this stroooong crush on someone that comes to her house.I think it was her brother's friend,cant remember.It so happened that I was at that time very unfortunate to have been suffering a crush on someone who used to visit our house.I saw him as sooo handsome and my! was I over my head.Anyway from that day me and this friend would sit down after vacations and talk about our various crushes and fantasize.We even had this nickname we called each other and some other girls joined us with their stories.Fortunately, I was too shy to even answer the guy and then we moved cities.To cut tori short this guy is now married to one of my really close friends and we see alot of each other.
I wonder what would have happened if I had been bold enough and had shown or said how I felt then.Bold as DB says girls are these days.
Quote from: precious on January 18, 2008, 06:11:46 PM
To cut tori short this guy is now married to one of my really close friends and we see alot of each other.
I wonder what would have happened if I had been bold enough and had shown or said how I felt then.Bold as DB says girls are these days.
Assalamu alaikum,
I can see there are still chances that 'you can do a wellcome back'. Inda alkhairi Allah (SWT) Yasa ya aureki-amiyn.
so who has a crush on someone??? only crush i've ever had was my frends older brother hahahah i was only 16
So what did you do...nothing?
of course i did nutin i forgot about him in a week hahaha coz i hardly saw him it was jus a pety crush
Mrs. Hataki, I guess there are no more crushes now. But do couples have crushes outside? ;D
The problem is getting married doesn't make a man blind.
Quote from: waduz on January 21, 2008, 10:02:46 AM
Mrs. Hataki, I guess there are no more crushes now. But do couples have crushes outside? ;D
lol nope no more crushes since i was 16 love jus doesnt fit into my schedule i blive in love after marriage call me old fashion
Dont know dont care cuz I have a crush now...no, three in K-online alone.
I'll give u clues...
- They all have the letter H in thier names, even if they dont put it there, I write it so.
- Two of them have been to Kano, one hasn't
- Atleast one of them is not really Hausa
- Atleast two have made over a thousand posts.
- All have built a unique reputation in a short while
- At least one is wierd, at least one is troublesome
- All are beyond pretty, with beautiful minds.(wat did u expect lol)
- none resides in the southern hemisphere(very few do anyway)
- At least one of them is intrested in space travel.
- At least one is inconsistent here, but her heart remains here
moreclue might come later, right now I'm hungry and none of them will feed me today, not even next week.
Oh my 3 lovely crushes
Kai Ibro2g! What a riddle have you brought? But I know those that are addressed would get it as soon as they come across it, huh? LOL
Quote from: EMTL on January 18, 2008, 08:02:45 PM
Quote from: precious on January 18, 2008, 06:11:46 PM
To cut tori short this guy is now married to one of my really close friends and we see alot of each other.
I wonder what would have happened if I had been bold enough and had shown or said how I felt then.Bold as DB says girls are these days.
Assalamu alaikum,
I can see there are still chances that 'you can do a wellcome back'. Inda alkhairi Allah (SWT) Yasa ya aureki-amiyn.
Precious ai tana da aure engineer.
ooooooooooooo ibro u r gonna tell me who ur 3 crushes r ooooooooooooooooooooooo
;DWhats the point of it being a secret crush if I tell anyone. I dont want people geussing right either, cuz i just might say :-\
well im gonna force it out from u i told u bout my dark sinister plan u have 2 options
MUHUHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA guess wot ppl i know who da crushes are the riddles are so easy tut tut tut ibro u gave the clues away too easy
yea, why dont u prove it, decypher my riddles
i already told u online im not gonna say on here coz u mite get embarrassed
SEASON 4 OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSH
EPISODE TITLE - DAN-BORNO VS YAR EGBIRA
watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai Dan Borno ba a haka. Baza ka koro mu daga general board ba with enticements of yr clandestine affairs with yr Egbira GF.. ka samuna salivating for juicy gossips, and just kayi mana dangwaliliya da Episode title.. Dont cry wolf when there isnt one around... haba :P
I have the authority of the most powerful Moderator,
the mouse and keyboard of kanoonline, the General
Overseer and King of Chit Chat to Crown you as the
General Officer Commanding (GOC) Gossip Column.
Congratulations Auntyn Muhsin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 30, 2008, 05:25:48 PM
SEASON 4 OF DAN-BORNO'S SECRET CRUSH
EPISODE TITLE - DAN-BORNO VS YAR EGBIRA
watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL...we are waiting for it.
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 30, 2008, 06:00:45 PM
I have the authority of the most powerful Moderator,
the mouse and keyboard of kanoonline, the General
Overseer and King of Chit Chat to Crown you as the
General Officer Commanding (GOC) Gossip Column.
Congratulations Auntyn Muhsin ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dont change the subject lol!! ;D
'''''''''''''''''''''''''LYRICS OF BARMANI MAI CHOGE'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Prof, Muhsin, Goggannaka, Alkanawi, & Admin dancing
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Previously on Dan-Bornos Crush'''''''''''''''''''''''''
Hey, I know you are eager to hear about this Egbira girl, its
a true life story and the names i am mentioning are never
fictitious.
I met this girl between the period of 1996 and 1997 in the
town of Damaturu, as at that time she was pursuing her
National Diploma with the Fed. Poly Damaturu while the
Actor is seriously into business of so many things including
smuggling of petrol into neighbouring countries, dillanci,
importation of bread to the fulani empire, illegal importation
of yan chi rani from other countries including giving them
fake residence permit all which are contrary to my country's
laws.
So, this girl fine for face, body and including her heart no be
small and i come to luv her so many ways. Those days babu
GSM except that 090 which is very expensive, so monitoring
movement is not easy.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH JUMP TO CONCLUSION'''''''''''''''''''''''
I asked her who is this guy, she couldnt give me enough
explanation. So, Habiba, after all this wahala including paying
your school fees, helping you do your research for final year
and all the encouragements, this is how you are paying me
back - oh my Allah, ciwon zuciya zai kashe ni, did you know
this guy you are going out with? He has impregnated 3 girls
around the border areas and now he is with you, chei.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
THE END 8)
Tssuii!!! :(
Kai! Why did I ever read it ma? its not worth 0s and 1s that u keyed in to type the incredible unimaginative heads and tails and no body story..... imaginary igbira girl....dream on... :-X
iyayen gulma sun sako kai ;D ;D
DB, the scratch of the CD, I suspect, reduces some falvour in your story. Why did it scratch? LOL ;D
LOL wonder never end!.
DB ka bani dariya wallahi..
Wai CD scratch.....*falls off laughing*
Har da importation of bread...waduz and ummita got to see this ;D
Toh did she become the 4th one or did the guy change after meeting her?
Alan gunburo, wannan wane irin labari ne haka daga "introduction" sai "conclusion". Ina "main body" of the gist ?
"importation of bread to the fulani empire...."
Goga, ka san ai mutanen namu basu san bread ba. Su kam dai ka barsu a heap of "buski da miyan karasuwa", suna ci suna kora ruwa akai!...............
U dey here dey ramble, waduz,your sister Ummita dey for cooking forum dey girate over her inability to make simple waina.
Make DB no hear that one :-X
GGNK na inside my ear i dey hear this one.
Waduz, bari na baka wani labari off topic,
When His Excellency, Alhaji Bukar Abba Ibrahim
Executive Governor of Yobe State visit a town
called TARMUWA in Yobe State, the town is
a heaven to all fulani within that axis. In the
cause of His Excellency's speech, he promised
that his Government is going to build schools,
bore hole, hospitals and other infrastructures.
The leader of the fulani was asked to give a
thank you remark over the speech by the governor.
and he said in the normal fulani tonation
"....Mun gode da zuwan gwamna Abba Ibrahim,
amma duk wannan abun da aka ce za a yi muna,
mu dai kam in har akayi mana Injin buga Burudo
wallahi komai ya isa..."
So, waduz, this is when I started importing bread
to the fulani guys.
lol ;D ;D ;D DBN kenan. You see, I don't like joking today
because of the mmod I find myself in. But since you have started,
I have no alternative other than to crack one! First, why is consumption
of bread an issue? Is it not better to be recognized with it than most of
what is consumed as food nowadays......?
Okay. There was this fulani guy talking to his kanuri friend about
kanuris always having knives concealed on their bodies. The kanuri man
vehemently denied that. The following conversation ensued between them:
Fulani: Wallahi duk wani babarbare da ka gani in ka bincikeshi, za ka samu wuka
a kwankwasonsa.
Kanuri: Mutum ban ja ni, kerya kai munayi! Ku akoi uka kullu kullu a jikinta!
After this exchange, they decided to look for answers from a third party. They hardly
sat down, when an old kanuri man came to pass by. He was wearing the long kanuri white
jumper, and ofcourse, chewing GORO! Ga kuma man bare bari ya fesa! The fulani man
stopped the old man and brought out a rope held by both hands and lifted it up. He said to
old kanuri man:
Fulani: Baba, don Allah akwai wuka ne mu yanke igiyannan?
Without any premonition of what the Fulani chap was after, the old man said:
Oldman: Uka? and lifted the sleeve of his gown to expose a dagger concealed on his upper
hand. He drew the knife out and instantly, with the expertise of a butcher, he slashed
the rope in the hands of the Fulani man into two!
By that singular act, the old kanuri man has proved the Fulani man right, that they all carry knives
on their bodies! ;D
Quote from: waduz on December 14, 2007, 09:38:24 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on December 14, 2007, 08:48:29 AM
To ai kai ne Waduz,ka ce already kana da mata so ka ga ita mimun it'll be better ta bi dan saurayi.Ka ga sai su je yankari abinsu honeymoon, su biyu kawai bayan an damra aure.
Amman dai kada ka fidda rai.
Goga, dan saurayi ko? Shin kasan auren ledabag kuwa? Duk wanda ta auri irinsu ai ko ta ga an kawo cefane a dan leda da dan damin itace a hannu! Shine auren ledabag! Ba bayani sai zancen "lokacin muna service........!" Haba ai kaima kasan mimun ai an hade tuni! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
G-naka, bari kawai, akwai gasa lalle!! Nasan ba inda waduz zaije zan kasa shi... ai sarki sai sarauniyya (look at our avater)..
That was hillarious Waduz. But, I think, that should be in Make Me Laugh thread. Lol and keep it up!
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 31, 2008, 05:19:53 PM
'''''''''''''''''''''''''LYRICS OF BARMANI MAI CHOGE'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Prof, Muhsin, Goggannaka, Alkanawi, & Admin dancing
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Previously on Dan-Bornos Crush'''''''''''''''''''''''''
Hey, I know you are eager to hear about this Egbira girl, its
a true life story and the names i am mentioning are never
fictitious.
I met this girl between the period of 1996 and 1997 in the
town of Damaturu, as at that time she was pursuing her
National Diploma with the Fed. Poly Damaturu while the
Actor is seriously into business of so many things including
smuggling of petrol into neighbouring countries, dillanci,
importation of bread to the fulani empire, illegal importation
of yan chi rani from other countries including giving them
fake residence permit all which are contrary to my country's
laws.
So, this girl fine for face, body and including her heart no be
small and i come to luv her so many ways. Those days babu
GSM except that 090 which is very expensive, so monitoring
movement is not easy.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH JUMP TO CONCLUSION'''''''''''''''''''''''
I asked her who is this guy, she couldnt give me enough
explanation. So, Habiba, after all this wahala including paying
your school fees, helping you do your research for final year
and all the encouragements, this is how you are paying me
back - oh my Allah, ciwon zuciya zai kashe ni, did you know
this guy you are going out with? He has impregnated 3 girls
around the border areas and now he is with you, chei.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
THE END 8)
the gırl rejected you the cd scratches the story gets more ınterestıng form therr how ıncredıble what a horrıble tıng the gal dıd to you but ou know wat sum tyms u men need a lıl lesson hahaha next tym follow kanurı gal lol lol lol ıts a gud one though
Quote from: waduz on December 14, 2007, 09:38:24 AM
Goga, dan saurayi ko? Shin kasan auren ledabag kuwa? Duk wanda ta auri irinsu ai ko ta ga an kawo cefane a dan leda da dan damin itace a hannu! Shine auren ledabag! Ba bayani sai zancen "lokacin muna service........!" Haba ai kaima kasan mimun ai an hade tuni! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ha! Gaskiya mallam ka cuci samari, LOL. "lokacin muna service...", that was really a barb. ;D ;D
Haba waduz?
Quote from: hafsee on February 07, 2008, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 31, 2008, 05:19:53 PM
'''''''''''''''''''''''''LYRICS OF BARMANI MAI CHOGE'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Prof, Muhsin, Goggannaka, Alkanawi, & Admin dancing
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Previously on Dan-Bornos Crush'''''''''''''''''''''''''
Hey, I know you are eager to hear about this Egbira girl, its
a true life story and the names i am mentioning are never
fictitious.
I met this girl between the period of 1996 and 1997 in the
town of Damaturu, as at that time she was pursuing her
National Diploma with the Fed. Poly Damaturu while the
Actor is seriously into business of so many things including
smuggling of petrol into neighbouring countries, dillanci,
importation of bread to the fulani empire, illegal importation
of yan chi rani from other countries including giving them
fake residence permit all which are contrary to my country's
laws.
So, this girl fine for face, body and including her heart no be
small and i come to luv her so many ways. Those days babu
GSM except that 090 which is very expensive, so monitoring
movement is not easy.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH JUMP TO CONCLUSION'''''''''''''''''''''''
I asked her who is this guy, she couldnt give me enough
explanation. So, Habiba, after all this wahala including paying
your school fees, helping you do your research for final year
and all the encouragements, this is how you are paying me
back - oh my Allah, ciwon zuciya zai kashe ni, did you know
this guy you are going out with? He has impregnated 3 girls
around the border areas and now he is with you, chei.
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''CD SCRATCH '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
THE END 8)
the gırl rejected you the cd scratches the story gets more ınterestıng form therr how ıncredıble what a horrıble tıng the gal dıd to you but ou know wat sum tyms u men need a lıl lesson hahaha next tym follow kanurı gal lol lol lol ıts a gud one though
Unbelievable!!!
Goga, ka ga haka ya fi ko? Na cireshi fa.........ka tashe ni daga bacci!
i will reveal the truth of the matter today today, i cant
hide it anymore, because so many eyes are on this
my beautiful queen.
IKON ALLAH!!!
Lallai kam Bee wannan shine IKON ALLAH, DB me ya hada ka da wannan matar ne? :o :o ;D ;D
Lallai kam! Ikon Allah, a yi ruwan sama bai taba kasa ba! Tambayeshi dai.....
Gurlies ku kyale shi kawai irin unauthorized supporters club ne ;D She de pay you ??? ::)
LOL DB dats ur secret crush wot eva i cant stand that woman
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 21, 2008, 08:14:21 PM
i will reveal the truth of the matter today today, i cant
hide it anymore, because so many eyes are on this
my beautiful queen.
what kında beautıful queen frown at her kıng... u must have done sumth horrıble to her. haba DB. ka dan sasauta mata. she luks lyk she ıs ready to murder sum1
DB, where are you ne?
I'll soon come up with my story. I've longing for long to tell you of it...but I don't wanna be laughed at, so I keep it with me. But...am thinking of it. Very intrigue but true it is, my people. Watch out soon!
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 21, 2008, 08:14:21 PM
i will reveal the truth of the matter today today, i cant
hide it anymore, because so many eyes are on this
my beautiful queen.
cineke!! kwandazeeza lice ce!!! She looks pissed off at U DB!!! She's probably giving u the cold shoulder... understand now... akwai iyabo obasanjo, she is more malleable...
Danborno saura ya rage gareka. Wacece a cikinsu da ta maka? Ko aunty Hus ta zaba maka ne? ::)
i am still stand by my beauty.
Quote from: HUSNAA on March 02, 2008, 07:11:36 AM
cineke!! kwandazeeza lice ce!!! She looks pissed off at U DB!!! She's probably giving u the cold shoulder... understand now... akwai iyabo obasanjo, she is more malleable...
Kwandazeeza lice...ke Husnaa...lol