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Member Showcase => chit-chat => Topic started by: dan kauye on October 23, 2006, 01:35:44 AM

Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: dan kauye on October 23, 2006, 01:35:44 AM
I just thought I shud throw some Goron Sallah @ everyone ..y'all know how much Dan-Kauye loves you!!!!!



Muda,step forward..I thought you might need this cuz your grammar's so tiring & so,needs a major upgrading..happy reading!



(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Muda.jpg)



Miss Hafsi aka spitfire..how ya been,girl? A brother ain't hear no word from ya for longest..Uhm,I know you are so about Gucci/Fendi/Prada..and so I thought you might like these..

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Hafsi2.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Hafsi.jpg)


And ah,you cud use the anger management book too...


(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Hafsi3.gif)





Mal Bash,what more can I say to ya eh-ye Basheer? If you are still not over Ihsan..you cud use this book as a sallah present from Dan-Kauye..True love cud be anywhere but on the internet..


(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Bash.jpg)

And if the book doesn't help..you can always turn to plan B..

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/LOL.gif)


Ummita,hun,where ya @? Not much to say.Seeing that you are a huge Ginuwine fan,I figured out that you might like his latest offering..Get ready for ''Back II Basics'' cuz 'G's about to blow ya wig to shreds..Enjoy..


(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Ummita.jpg)



1. "Intro" (featuring Knight) 2:51
2. "Oh Girl" (featuring Jazze Pha) 3:54
3. "Secrets" 3:29
4. "When We Make Love" 3:55
5. "Want U To Be" 4:20
6. "The Club" (featuring Jadakiss) 3:54
7. "Interlude" (featuring Knight) 2:24
8. "She's Like" 4:07
9. "Betta Half" 4:07
10. "Glaze In My Eye" 3:14
11. "I'm In Love" 4:04
12. "Far Away" 4:13
13. "Take A Chance" 4:15
14. "Back II Da Basics" 3:42
15. "Thank You's" 2:43


Bakan Gizo..I see you are obssessed with riddles & puzzles ,well,what better present for you than a scrabble board! And oh,find engraved autograph of yours truly in the scrabble case.Yup,Dan-Kauye's the biznass!!!

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Bakan.jpg)

Ihsan,*clears throat* Am I allowed to talk to you now that you've said ''I do'' ? Anyway,Here's ya Sallah/Marriage present..

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/ihsan1.jpg)


And um,in case e don happun ..lol

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Ihsan2.jpg)


Fateez aka miss Jk Rawlings..you prolly have this ,but oh well,...

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Fateez.jpg)


Sa-salati..shegen kaya..how cud I not carry a lil something ma rapper friend..The Game's new album's what befits you as a Sallah present from Dan Kauye..

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Doctorsadvocatemy8af2.jpg)



The legendary Waziri,Allah ya ja zamanin ka!!!! This's what I got for you,and don't ask why!

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Waziri.jpg)

Hajia Husna,wai! Ai ke naki babba ne *thinks of what to give ya*..Uhm how about ...a-a-a-a a fresh dried out wig ..

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/7.jpg)


*JUST KIDDING*

Here'a ur present ma'am...

It's always funny to me when Hausa women say ''Gwal'' *falls of chair laughing*

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/Diamond-necklac-1-b.jpg)



And last ,but obviosly NOT  the least..My Darling wife ''straightalking'' ..Where art thou sweet cakes? Are you still mad @ me cuz I cudnt built a better hut for us? Hurt no more as I present to you ..our new home..*plays Mary J Blige's ''come back to me ''  in the background''...

(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/house4.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/house3.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/house2.jpg)
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n183/dankauye/house1.jpg)



If there've been an oversight..don't worry..more presents to come..HAPPY SALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM OUT!!!!!!!!!


I KNOW THIS IS CRAZY BUT CAN A BOY ATLEAST DREAM? LMFAO!!!!
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Dave_McEwan_Hill on October 23, 2006, 11:48:16 AM
Kai!
I was gobsmacked to see the "Ingredients of a Happy Marriage".The photo on the cover is Loch Etive, not far from where I live!
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: HUSNAA on October 23, 2006, 03:41:15 PM
Ikon Allah.
You know yr presents are very interesting and have set me off on a train of thoughts of how ppl perceive an image of others' personalities, just from what they read of their posts!!!!  but thanks anyway I'm sure the wig would look great on me!!!!  :P  :P  :P  :P
Eid Mubarak
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: HUSNAA on October 23, 2006, 04:12:29 PM
BTW
That bedroom looks like Oprah Winfrey's (?) That hanging portrait looks like her and someone else............
and the first pic looks like (late) Princess Margaret's sitting room or someone connected to her. That pic on the wall on the left half in light looks much like her.................

YES A BOY CAN AT LEAST DREAM............. :wink:
mAY iT bECOME tHE bOY'S rEALITY!!! :lol:
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Muhsin on October 24, 2006, 11:10:12 AM
A new comer here!
What a beuatiful post you did dan kauye? You really do care about peoples need. Know this, we're all waiting for the delivery of all these aforesaid or vowed shold I say GIFTS.
Here is my address....Kano No 1million Gidanmu Qtrs. POBox Kanoonline.
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: *~MuDa~* on October 25, 2006, 06:08:55 PM
Sflendid, Sflendid Dee Kay.
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: bakangizo on October 26, 2006, 11:23:45 AM
Thanks dkauye, but u just get me a compilation of AC Milan's greatest goals. :lol: In kayi haka ka biya ni.
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Tukurtukur on October 26, 2006, 12:45:24 PM
Da irin wadannan qaddarori kafi karfin BAKAUYE.  SANNU DAN BIRNI

the background''...
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: precious on October 29, 2006, 09:57:51 PM
I gave you a few days....
Kauyus did you not forget someone?.....
Someone so very "precious"?.....
And please.I would rather you didnt paste my house all over the forum,I do value my privacy,you know.Now I have to go look for someone to do the house all over again.
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: dan kauye on October 31, 2006, 10:01:45 PM
Quote from: "precious"I gave you a few days....
Kauyus did you not forget someone?.....
Someone so very "precious"?.....
And please.I would rather you didnt paste my house all over the forum,I do value my privacy,you know.Now I have to go look for someone to do the house all over again.

Haba,na isa na manta da kano online favorite?! You don't need to step into my my office,I'll personally hand-deliver you presents!!!!!! Tune on.. :D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Muhsin on November 01, 2006, 12:09:53 PM
Dan Kauye has promised. And we all read it and now we're all waiting ok?
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on November 01, 2006, 02:35:42 PM
ok i see ance "Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>" to ni am in but i dont see anything for me, where's my pressie????????? 8)
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Fateez on November 02, 2006, 03:29:45 PM


Thanks Dan Kauye, barka da sallah to you too, hope u had a good one

Errrrrr...Haba Dan kauye, u forgot precious, muhsin and amira yet you

gave hafsa 3 presents including a Gucci and a Fendi bag... Partiality ko?



Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: mlbash on November 12, 2006, 02:49:07 PM
hi there old pal, what a beuatiful post there! thanks for the advise i think i'd rather go for the book than the other alternative!  :lol:
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Muhsin on November 13, 2006, 02:42:05 PM
Quote from: "mlbash"hi there old pal, what a beuatiful post there! thanks for the advise i think i'd rather go for the book than the other alternative!  :lol:

We've the same choice mlbash. So dan kauye, you have to supply two hard copies here....ok? :roll:
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on November 22, 2006, 03:32:24 PM
Quote from: "Muhsin"
Quote from: "mlbash"hi there old pal, what a beuatiful post there! thanks for the advise i think i'd rather go for the book than the other alternative!  :lol:

We've the same choice mlbash. So dan kauye, you have to supply two hard copies here....ok? :roll:

Good!! glad to see no one going for option B, cos that sure aint funny :lol:  :lol:
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: Muhsin on November 24, 2006, 03:16:24 PM
Quote from: "amira"
Quote from: "Muhsin"
Quote from: "mlbash"hi there old pal, what a beuatiful post there! thanks for the advise i think i'd rather go for the book than the other alternative!  :lol:

We've the same choice mlbash. So dan kauye, you have to supply two hard copies here....ok? :roll:

Good!! glad to see no one going for option B, cos that sure aint funny :lol:  :lol:

Are we also together with you great Amira?
Title: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: dan kauye on November 27, 2006, 01:49:22 PM
I see some of you guys are ungrateful lot,.Huh? Dropping by to say thanks seems to be the hardest thing on earth for ya ,huh?

As for those who didn't get their presents yet,it's coming,it's coming.Watch for Babbar Sallah..
Title: Re: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on September 10, 2007, 07:01:13 PM
Yawwa, malam DK shekara daya kenan naji shiru ba a'mo ba labari. Na jira babbar sallah ban ga komai ba,
Jan
Feb
Mar
Apr
May
Jun
July
Aug
kuma ga Allah ya kawo mu watan sept. Fatan ba za'a manta ba wannan karon ;D
Title: Re: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on September 17, 2007, 09:22:44 PM
I aint gonna let it happen again one more topic will over throw
this one, DK kana dai gani ko ;D
Title: Re: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on September 29, 2008, 04:43:48 PM
Here i am again in search for DK who is off some where in d villiage
but i hope when he's back and well he's done alot of prezzie shoppin
4 i cos of d long patiance that i've kept.

P.s DK make it bling bling cos i wanna sparkle for eid day LOL.
Title: Re: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: gogannaka on September 29, 2008, 11:34:22 PM
LOL,Amira tana son ta shana ranar sallah.

Shine ba za ki tambayi Bakangizo ba?Lallai ma!
Title: Re: Everyone step into my office,this way please ====>>>
Post by: amira on October 01, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
Ai this pressie has to cum from DK. Amma shi kenan BKG and you GGNK sai ku bani
Barka da Sallah ta, in kuma ur unable na yafe sai babbar sallar. So u see u have sum tym
to gather what you can sai in shana da hujja lol.