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LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!!

Started by ummita, March 05, 2003, 02:14:17 PM

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Muhsin

Quote from: Dan-Borno on May 02, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
Our Election is superb - ANPP has overwhelmingly
taken all the 27 Local Governments in the State.
Sai dai dan abin da baza a rasaba in politics, i dont
need to go further - kai ma kasani.

Ni ban sani ba.
Get to know [and remember] Allah in prosperity & He will know  [and remember] you in adversity.

*~MuDa~*

Gaskiyya fa, Na san bazai wuce magudi ba, politics got a whole lot of magudi strategies? So which one them do una?
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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Dan-Borno

Magudi is one of the characteristics of Nigerian politics,
this, we inherited from time immemorial as far as the
history of politics in nigeria is concern.
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

And as a very popular politician said ' kuyi magudi ku ci zabe,kada ku bari ayi magudi a cinye ku.Gwanda a ce kuka yi magudi kuka ci da ace ku aka yi wa magudi aka kayar'.

Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

From: DB (Fiel Ops. Dir)
To:     GGNK (CSO Kline)

EMERGENCY SITUATION REPORT

1.   Myself
2.   Bakangizo
3.   Ibro2gee
4.   Lady Merciful (ALias Muhahaha)

The above persons were being reported MISSING to this
command.  After serious investigation it came to light that
they are still hiding for fear of prosecution by the Department
of EFCC for various offences.  Though suspect with serial No.
2 has reported at mine.

I wish to seek your approval to clear suspect No. 2 so that
he can enjoy his freedom while our tactical team have been
equipped to fish out the remaining suspects.

Above FYI & further directives.

DB
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

gogannaka

DB;

Approval granted to clear suspect 2.

Reports coming in indicate that 2g and muhahaha are suffering from narutolepsis.
A chronic addiction to naruto cartoon which leads to absentmindedness.Their
condition is critical (esp muhahah) that they cannot do anything aside from watch
the cartoon.
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

FYI,mouse and cursor has been sighted somewhere in the middlebelt.I suspect he
is there for one of the following reasons:
1) Pursuing TIV girls
2) Missionary
3) Testing an untested vaccine
4) Covering up some looted funds
5) Manual search for the missing plane.
Please find out and act ASAP.

I advise you exercise caution in all matters.
CSO.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

amira

Quote from: gogannaka on May 19, 2008, 11:11:35 AM
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

Am on it GGNK!!
*Each day is definately defining me and finding me*

gogannaka

Quote from: amira on May 19, 2008, 11:36:47 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on May 19, 2008, 11:11:35 AM
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

Am on it GGNK!!

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.

CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

bakangizo

Quote from: gogannaka on May 22, 2008, 08:33:22 AM
Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.
CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ

Ahem. Can you add 5% to the amount for her as bonus?  *coughs*

gogannaka

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on May 22, 2008, 09:12:53 AM
Quote from: gogannaka on May 22, 2008, 08:33:22 AM
Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.
CC:DB
CC:M&C
CC:BKGZ

Ahem. Can you add 5% to the amount for her as bonus?  *coughs*

Forward the request to DB.
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

Dan-Borno

Quote from: gogannaka on May 22, 2008, 08:33:22 AM

Ok Dr Amira.
You will be re-imbursed all monies spent.

GGNK,

I wish to bring to your notice that Amira is in the habit
of cooking up fake expenditures and supporting them
with fake receipts.  The last receipt she submitted to
me for the amount of N201,000.00 was fake, as we
tried to locate the address of the shop as written on
the receipt but couldnt locate one.

In view of the above, I am requesting that Amira be
replaced with Bee with immediate effect, so as to save
this organisation any further embarassment.

DB
"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for" - Tupak

*~MuDa~*

Quote from: gogannaka on May 19, 2008, 11:11:35 AM
DB;

Approval granted to clear suspect 2.

Reports coming in indicate that 2g and muhahaha are suffering from narutolepsis.
A chronic addiction to naruto cartoon which leads to absentmindedness.Their
condition is critical (esp muhahah) that they cannot do anything aside from watch
the cartoon.
I implore you to liase with the Kline doctor,Amira to arrange for them to be taken
to rehabilitation home.

FYI,mouse and cursor has been sighted somewhere in the middlebelt.I suspect he
is there for one of the following reasons:
1) Pursuing TIV girls
2) Missionary
3) Testing an untested vaccine
4) Covering up some looted funds
5) Manual search for the missing plane.
Please find out and act ASAP.

I advise you exercise caution in all matters.
CSO.

You guys are so....urggghhh!
...He begot not, nor is He begotten!
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IBB

Barkan ku da warhaka

A karon mu na GULMA DA ZAFIN TA mun sami rahoton cewa, wani tsohon member namu wanda a kafi sani da suna Ibro2g Allah yayi masa karuwa wato karuwar kwanakin duniya.

Rahoto ya bayyana mana cewa ranar Litinin ashirin da uku na wannan watan, zai cika sheka ashirin da uku.

Allah ya kara masa tsawon rai ameen. HAPPY BIRTHDAY IBRO2G

To anan ne muka kawo karshen rahotannin karon namu na GULMA DA ZAFIN TA

Sai Allah ya kaimu sati mai zuwa
IHS

gogannaka

Happy Birthday Ibro
Happy Birthday Konan too for Ibro's birthday has become your birthday too
Muahahahahhaha
Surely after suffering comes enjoyment

EMTL

Quote from: Dan-Borno on May 02, 2008, 08:04:28 PM
Our Election is superb - ANPP has overwhelmingly
taken all the 27 Local Governments in the State.
Sai dai dan abin da baza a rasaba in politics, i dont
need to go further - kai ma kasani.

Assalamu alaikum,
Gomnanaku Ya gina sabbin gidajeba kowciki sai aljanu- Ga sabon asibiti haryan ba bada ko panadol- BORNO nawao
In the Affairs of People Fear Allah (SWT). In the Matters Relating to Allah (SWT) Do not be Afraid of Anybody. Ibn Katthab (RA).