OK here goes. I hope ppl won't suspect any hidden agenda here, cos there ain't any. The awards are in categories. Note that the funniest post is not restricted to jokes, while the best come back refers to a particularly appropriate/catchy/funniest response to a post bay a particular poster. So ladies & gentlemen, go down memory lane and start voting :wink: :D
Funniest Post
Best Thread
Funniest Poster
Most Annoying Posts (er)
Best Newcomer
Best Come Back
Overall Best Poster
I would start off.
Funniest Post: My vote goes to Muda's beggar joke posted on the "Make Me Laugh" thread.
Best Thread: The "Make Me Laugh" thread.
Funniest Poster: I will go for D-Kauye.
Most Annoying Post(er): Muda's posts can be dead tedious to
read due to his turanci. :roll:
Best Newcomer: A toss-up btw Husnaa & amira, not that I'm that
old myself here. I vote for Husnaathough. :wink:
Best ComeBack: Easy for me. Amira's response "surutu" to "rap"
in the W-Association thread.
Overall Best Poster: The most difficult choice actually. Let me court
controversy and vote for Fateez. She's
not the most active here, but her posts are nice
and well written. Despite the hehe :lol:
Quote from: "Bakan~Gizo"OK here goes. I hope ppl won't suspect any hidden agenda here, cos there ain't any. The awards are in categories. Note that the funniest post is not restricted to jokes, while the best come back refers to a particularly appropriate/catchy/funniest response to a post bay a particular poster. So ladies & gentlemen, go down memory lane and start voting :wink: :D
Funniest Post:- "Why uglies do shakara"
Best Thread:- "Beautiful Quotes..." by Ummi
Funniest Poster:- hmmm, i'll say Mudacris or hafsyLady
Most Annoying Post:- the "harry potter... " dont know why i just dont like the harry potter movies.
Best Newcomer:- husnaa
Best Come Back:- zezezee
Overall Best Poster:- Ummita
Well, am not too familiar with most of the posters you voted for, so that influenced my choices.
Another category that I forgot to mention is the - Worst Thread
This thread is a strong contender for that vote, judging by the response so far :lol:
Interesting thread.
Funniest Post: This goes out to Black-Spider's Gay Prison Escaper joke in the Make Me laugh thread. i cant stop laughing. i really just cant.
Best Thread: This i vote for LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!! by Ummita. The thread has so much to gossip about u know...its fun...at least from a womans veiw LOL!
Funniest Poster: Here i boldly vote for David_McEwan_Hill. He is really funny considering his age :lol:
Most Annoying Poster: And the winner is ...Hafsy_Lady. That woman surely knows how to stab a whole pac of men with one dagger.
Best Newcomer: Ah...Here i vote for thee..Husnaa. One hell of a woman.
Best ComeBack: The first that came to my mind is Dee Kay's "Everything is boring" response to Sasalati's Girma Ya Fadi thread. The response has really attracted so much responses to the already dying thread.
Worst Thread: Sexual enhancement Food in the Cooking forum by Gogannaka, i dont know why i hate it.i just do!
Overall Best Poster: Na my dearest of all sisters, FateeZ a.k.a Tizzle, she is wiser than her age eh, nerdy at times and too intelligent for a girl.lol
I will like to add another category. Which i will vote for.
Best Signature: "for those that sleep their dreams is a reality, wake up is just an illussion." by Jewel(abdulgee22)
Aint that just cool?
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on December 25, 2006, 12:51:44 PM
Interesting thread.
Best Newcomer: Ah...Here i vote for thee..Husnaa. One hell of a woman.
Lol Muda hmm... Hell kuma?!! pronto change that word!!(http://dune.servint.com/uploads/c_laugh.gif)
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Am very happy after wandering thought that I don't anything applaudable to show-up.
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on December 25, 2006, 12:51:44 PM
Interesting thread.
Funniest Post: This goes out to Black-Spider's Gay Prison Escaper joke in the Make Me laugh thread. i cant stop laughing. i really just cant.
Best Thread: This i vote for LATEST, HOTTEST GOSSIP ABOUT K-MEMBERS!! by Ummita. The thread has so much to gossip about u know...its fun...at least from a womans veiw LOL!
Funniest Poster: Here i boldly vote for David_McEwan_Hill. He is really funny considering his age :lol:
Most Annoying Poster: And the winner is ...Hafsy_Lady. That woman surely knows how to stab a whole pac of men with one dagger.
Best Newcomer: Ah...Here i vote for thee..Husnaa. One hell of a woman.
Best ComeBack: The first that came to my mind is Dee Kay's "Everything is boring" response to Sasalati's Girma Ya Fadi thread. The response has really attracted so much responses to the already dying thread.
Worst Thread: Sexual enhancement Food in the Cooking forum by Gogannaka, i dont know why i hate it.i just do!
Overall Best Poster: Na my dearest of all sisters, FateeZ a.k.a Tizzle, she is wiser than her age eh, nerdy at times and too intelligent for a girl.lol
I will like to add another category. Which i will vote for.
Best Signature: "for those that sleep their dreams is a reality, wake up is just an illussion." by Jewel(abdulgee22)
Aint that just cool?
Errrrrrrrrr... I wasnt going to say anything,
but i just have to let it out...
MUDACRIS YOU MALE CHAUVINIST!!!!
A'a! Me yayi zafi haka? Almost every response
u gave above has something to do with da person's gender.
It's like being female is some kind of sin. Na san dama magana
kake nema shiyasa ma ka yi comment din. Watch it Dude!!!
Hehe, yeah! sure go ahead and tell da whole world that i'm
in my late seventies! We old ladies still have small sense too u know!
Habaaa Tizzle? For once i never had any sort of chauvinist idealism in my cranium at the einstein moment i had invented that reply. How could you possibly divulge that i wittingly stationed my reply only to spawn some kind of scorching dispute?
However, the response i bestowed above has nothing fastidious to your hazardous allegations. Nonetheless, i shall monitor my rear for i perceive nuisance in the atmosphere! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on February 04, 2007, 09:33:45 AM
Habaaa Tizzle? For once i never had any sort of chauvinist idealism in my cranium at the einstein moment i had invented that reply. How could you possibly divulge that i wittingly stationed my reply only to spawn some kind of scorching dispute?
However, the response i bestowed above has nothing fastidious to your hazardous allegations. Nonetheless, i shall monitor my rear for i perceive nuisance in the atmosphere! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Guy,better u go back to that your hausa english.this shakesparean and 'lawyer like' english no suit u :P
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on December 25, 2006, 12:51:44 PM
Interesting thread.
Best Newcomer: Ah...Here i vote for thee..Husnaa. One hell of a woman.
CONGRATULATIONS
Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on February 04, 2007, 09:33:45 AM
Habaaa Tizzle? For once i never had any sort of chauvinist idealism in my cranium at the einstein moment i had invented that reply. How could you possibly divulge that i wittingly stationed my reply only to spawn some kind of scorching dispute?
However, the response i bestowed above has nothing fastidious to your hazardous allegations. Nonetheless, i shall monitor my rear for i perceive nuisance in the atmosphere! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Awww, i guess i was a bit too harsh on ya, yi hakuri ka ji? :) :) :)
Ya, how about this year's...guys. Lets start once again. But don't choice and moreso don't have to cast any vote. Oya...lets go.......... 8) 8)
Yeah thats right Muhsin, but Black Sfyder didnt give out the awards eventually!
Lets start mana...
Kai me zai hana ka fara? Just start, and I'm sure ppl would follow suit.
Ba wai ya fara ba zaka bada awards din ne?
Just give me the venue/time/date. I would come give the awards.
Ina mallam...ai kai zaka shirya kayan ka, komai da komai!
WE ARE JUST AUDIENCE HERE. ::)
hey you could be a participant too... you dont believe me :o i'm serious, you see my man Black Sfyder here have a couple of awards in the JJC category; The Newest JJC, Most active JJC, Most annoying JJC and so on...dont give up now you could be nominated...infact Black Sfyder, take that down....(he grins)!
Assalamu alaikum,
2007 Awards nominees
Most consistent on-liner (Male): Mudacris. Goga, Dan-Barno, & Waduz.........
Most consistent on-liner (Female)
Most replies sent (male):
Most interesting posts (male):
Most number of new posts:
The Critic (Male): Nuradeen, a.ka. 'the Trouble sharp shooter'
Malaminmu (Male): Dan Barno, Muhisn, Bakan- Gizo & Bamalli
Malamarmu:
Most active new member (Male): Muhsin
The less contributing members: EMTL, Waziri, Salisu Danyaro & Ajingi
Most interesting post in the 'Secret crush':
The Most interesting contribution to a thread:
The Most accurate prediction of a member:
Yallabai, there can only be one winner per category. But still kudos to you for starting. Oya, Muda, saura kai. Who are your awardees?
Lallai fa, har da the most nteresting post in the "secret crush" as a yardstick? Goga, bismillah! ;D
hmm xnks EMTL for including me among where I never thought I could have had been. Thought its for top notches like...
And here, as I said, I won't cast my vote to any member. Don't ask why? I have this sudden phobia of choosing between things. Let me tell you; even in exams, I sometimes spend ages trying do decide which Q to take and which to leave. Therefore...na baku gari.
I will release mine later.
I will need to re-familiarize myself with the board then I'll throw in my nods.
Bakan-Gizo aboki na,ya kake? *plays Esco's ''Foes turn to friends like that was in''* :)
waiting for you gentle men abokan juna.
Quote from: dan kauye on December 31, 2007, 04:51:42 PM
I will need to re-familiarize myself with the board then I'll throw in my nods.
Bakan-Gizo aboki na,ya kake? *plays Esco's ''Foes turn to friends like that was in''* :)
Everything's fine. Except u've disappeared as usual. Muhsin da amira suna ta cigiyarka.
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on January 02, 2008, 03:00:33 PM
Quote from: dan kauye on December 31, 2007, 04:51:42 PM
I will need to re-familiarize myself with the board then I'll throw in my nods.
Bakan-Gizo aboki na,ya kake? *plays Esco's ''Foes turn to friends like that was in''* :)
Everything's fine. Except u've disappeared as usual. Muhsin da amira suna ta cigiyarka.
Glad to hear that you're doing great.I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Now remind me again who Amira & Muhsin are?
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Just kidding!!!!! I miss both members fondly,anyway.
Quote from: dan kauye on January 06, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Lol at death's door were you? :o
Dont go through it just yet! we'll miss you if u do ;D ;D ;D ;D
Allah Ya ja zamanin ka dai.. ;D
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on December 29, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
hey you could be a participant too... you dont believe me :o i'm serious, you see my man Black Sfyder here have a couple of awards in the JJC category; The Newest JJC, Most active JJC, Most annoying JJC and so on...dont give up now you could be nominated...infact Black Sfyder, take that down....(he grins)!
Moderator, thanks for such words. But I couldn't. Period!
Quote from: dan kauye on January 06, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
Glad to hear that you're doing great.I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Wetin hapen? Allah ya kiyaye.
Quote from: dan kauye on January 06, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
Now remind me again who Amira & Muhsin are?
Kai! Thats the most, well
frighten I can call it ???, expression I ever seen on this board.
How are you man?
Quote from: HUSNAA on January 07, 2008, 07:33:22 AM
Quote from: dan kauye on January 06, 2008, 09:40:27 PM
I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Lol at death's door were you? :o
Dont go through it just yet! we'll miss you if u do ;D ;D ;D ;D
Allah Ya ja zamanin ka dai.. ;D
Ai anti
Husna &
B-G,wasu kan ce ana kata'i a Legas!!!! Here's what happened;this young German couple,whom I'm mutual friends with,invited me to their big annual soirée on the new year's eve.Ditching my friends and my new years' rituals in favor of a little hedonism and decadence,I slammed the accelerator straight to the party.I've always wanted to visit the historical harbour which houses some famous museums and war relics from the 60s',so I stopped over.The security guards at the gates were dozing off when I arrived, so I decided to let myself in and maybe snap a photo or two.It turns out that that very bulletin board at the gates-which I ignored and almost ran over,and which was not written in English-clearly states that it's a punishable offence to take pictures around that area since it's part of the disputed zones that caused alot of turbulence in the past.Needless to say,I spent Godknowshowlong in the custody of the soldiers,answering all sorts of irrelevant questions regarding---nothing! .Three hrs deep into the party I arrived,finally,and as if my day wasn't bad enough,I was greeted with what appeared to be some..okay--don't know what it was but it sorta tasted like mini veggie pizzas,only it had this really weird taste(courtesy of blue cheese?) and a devastatingly numbing aftertaste.Accompaying the atrocious meal came this really equally weird rainbow-y concoction of a drink (non alcoholic,or so I've been told),and the rest was history.Or almost history.And of course,I puked the living hell outta my stomach ,and inevitably passed out.Or so I was told.As you might have guessed,having found out that I was ,in fact, still alive,the first number I punched on the cell was my mum's.O' to be alive..sai godiya ga Allah (S.W.T)
Now if you'll excuse me,I'll be lol-ing.
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Hmm... dan-kauye, lallai you had gone through very difficult situation. Allah ya kiyaye gaba, amin.
Quote from: GoodFella on January 07, 2008, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on December 29, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
hey you could be a participant too... you dont believe me :o i'm serious, you see my man Black Sfyder here have a couple of awards in the JJC category; The Newest JJC, Most active JJC, Most annoying JJC and so on...dont give up now you could be nominated...infact Black Sfyder, take that down....(he grins)!
Moderator, thanks for such words. But I couldn't. Period!
Are you tripping? ???
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on January 09, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
Quote from: GoodFella on January 07, 2008, 10:20:13 AM
Quote from: *~MuDa~* on December 29, 2007, 07:23:58 PM
hey you could be a participant too... you dont believe me :o i'm serious, you see my man Black Sfyder here have a couple of awards in the JJC category; The Newest JJC, Most active JJC, Most annoying JJC and so on...dont give up now you could be nominated...infact Black Sfyder, take that down....(he grins)!
Moderator, thanks for such words. But I couldn't. Period!
Are you tripping? ???
Nope.
Assalamu alaikum,
Whcih avater should get this year's award:
waduz? Goodfella or Muda?
kai Danbarno ma yasha rawani? Ajingi ma...
Quote from: EMTL on January 11, 2008, 06:53:09 PM
Assalamu alaikum,
Whcih avater should get this year's award:
waduz? Goodfella or Muda?
kai Danbarno ma yasha rawani? Ajingi ma...
Haba dai...? On what grounds?
You guys refuse to choose, huh? Thats all. And now the year don finished. Allah ya kaimu wata shekarar, amin.
No muhsin, awards can still be given in this year, and by next year, this years awards will be given. so keep your spirits high!
Quote from: dan kauye on January 07, 2008, 09:03:00 PM
I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Accompaying the atrocious meal came this really equally weird rainbow-y concoction of a drink (non alcoholic,or so I've been told),and the rest was history.Or almost history.And of course,I puked the living hell outta my stomach ,and inevitably passed out.
Mister, ka sha alcohol kawai...........See how long throat wan use kill you (rolls eyes). Alhamdulilah u ok dai
This gentleman ryt here, always send me crackin whenever I stumble across his post. Too innocently funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Muhsin on December 31, 2007, 01:41:51 PMI have this sudden phobia of choosing between things. Let me tell you; even in exams, I sometimes spend ages trying do decide which Q to take and which to leave.
The way I remember few years when I was into the whole exam thing, students will be rushing ahead of time to finish a question. Kai u even have the time to spend in deciding which question you prefer to answer? How many times have the warning time bells/sirens gone off?
Back in line........just provide the award categories........and I will provide my excellent list of nominees
Ummita,
Its nice of me that I made you laugh. Thats why we are here (Chit-Chat). Dama if we wanna talk about serious stuff, we go to General Board or other sub-forum.
And, by saying 'spending ages trying...' I just exagerate it but the actual time use to be very brief. Who am I to spend literally ages for that? What am I to do if the time finished? Lol
The award category'll come soon. Thogh am gonna steal it from other first posts of this thread.
Quote from: ummita on January 13, 2008, 02:39:04 AM
Quote from: dan kauye on January 07, 2008, 09:03:00 PM
I'm too,well,if you discount the fact that I barely made it into the new year,that is.What a great way to step in 08'.It's our takeover year,hope advasaries are ready!
Accompaying the atrocious meal came this really equally weird rainbow-y concoction of a drink (non alcoholic,or so I've been told),and the rest was history.Or almost history.And of course,I puked the living hell outta my stomach ,and inevitably passed out.
Mister, ka sha alcohol kawai...........See how long throat wan use kill you (rolls eyes). Alhamdulilah u ok dai
A'a,miss thang! Actually,I had a severe allergic reaction to either the food or the drink or both.Welcome back,anyway,you're so missed around here,you already know that..
Ummita, here are the award categories I stole from; :o ;D
Funniest Post:
Best Thread:
Funniest Poster:
Most Annoying Poster:
Best Newcomer:
Best ComeBack:
Worst Thread:
Overall Best Poster:
Best Avatar:
Best Signature:
Kai wai kwokwonton me kuke yi ne?
I'll go ahead and nominate the nominees and also confer the awards kuma kada wanda yace 'kala'.
Quote from: Muhsin on January 16, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
Ummita, here are the award categories I stole from; :o ;D
Funniest Post:
Best Thread:Secret crush
Funniest Poster:Dan Borno and Hafsy_lady
Most Annoying Poster:Ba ruwana
Best Newcomer: Ummutameem
Best ComeBack: Waduz AKA Guduma, Ummita,Ibro2g
Worst Thread:None
Overall Best Poster:HUSNAA of course
Best Avatar:Ummutameem's,bee's, Mufi's and BKG's
Best Signature:Admin's
Ku je wajen BKG ku karbi awards din as promised.
Abeg make una put wedge for this thread. E don do
You should have had removed the qoute, GGNK.
LOL kada a ce kai kayi ko :P
Do u have any opposition ne?
Akwai tribunal ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on January 16, 2008, 03:15:02 PM
Kai wai kwokwonton me kuke yi ne?
I'll go ahead and nominate the nominees and also confer the awards kuma kada wanda yace 'kala'.
Quote from: Muhsin on January 16, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
Ummita, here are the award categories I stole from; :o ;D
Funniest Post:
Best Thread:Secret crush
Funniest Poster:Dan Borno and Hafsy_lady
Most Annoying Poster:Tofutokuwa
Best Newcomer: Ummutameem
Best ComeBack: Waduz AKA Guduma, Ummita,Ibro2g
Worst Thread:None
Overall Best Poster:HUSNAA of course
Best Avatar:Ummutameem's,bee's, Mufi's and BKG's
Best Signature:Admin's
Ku je wajen BKG ku karbi awards din as promised.
Abeg make una put wedge for this thread. E don do
DB gave award to the most annoying thing
Quote from: gogannaka on January 16, 2008, 03:15:02 PM
Best ComeBack: Waduz AKA Guduma, Ummita,Ibro2g
The "
Best Comeback" refers to a particularly apt or approcpriate response/reply to a post. Not when a member goes off the forum and returns ;D
You try sha. And why many awardees for some categories? Abi you no fit make up your mind on one winner?
U guys hav been on play grounds 4 lng, am calling 4 a tym off!!!
I am NOT 2 b nominated & I DONT wan2 because I am already a judge ;D & judges cease 2 b part of the award ceremony. Now, I need one more female and 2 males 2 complete d panal of judges. Person(s) must be unbiased, honest and confident with their choices. Already I hav drawn a list of award categories but until my co-judges have rose to their sits will I make it available and for d award ceremony 2 b in procession. Thank u..... ;D
PS: Bakan Gizo. U too much! ;D
Quote from: ummita on January 24, 2008, 03:10:39 PM
I am NOT 2 b nominated & I DONT wan2 because I am already a judge ;D & judges cease 2 b part of the award ceremony. Now, I need one more female and 2 males 2 complete d panal of judges. Person(s) must be unbiased, honest and confident with their choices. Already I hav drawn a list of award categories but until my co-judges have rose to their sits will I make it available and for d award ceremony 2 b in procession. Thank u..... ;D
I do hereby offer my humble self as a co-judge for this onerous task you've undertaken. *bows* ;D
(*posh accent*) ........Very well den, u r accepted, please rise!!!!!!!!!! ;D
I like ur display of confidence.
*Straightens up* Thank you, Milord.
Milord? Milady dai! ;D
Shhhhh! Don't laugh in the Court >:( Our Court is not gender biased. The Judges are all 'Their Lordship', man or woman.
The judge should take action very quick because the year's fading away.
Another award show is coming up soon...hehehe!
Well I myt end up randomly selecting members to complete the panel of judges, only Bakan Gizo was bold enough. Liiver dey fail wuna? :P
Mudz.....wat u laffin @? >:( ;D
If u keep waiting for the members to present themselves for the appointment then you'll wait forever.
Dictatorship really works fine here.
Give me the honors to dictate the Judicial panel.
*came rushing in wearing a tux, holding a box, looking all shaved and handsome :o ;D * Where is the wedding?...OH * He notices the Judge* Where am I? Who is on trial??
You guys you still...doing 'other' things and refuse to vote, eh? Where is the judge, are you real judge kuwa ummita?