U can ask just about anything........anythinggggg. Ask anything u wan2 know about any oda onliner. Wateva the question might b. The respondent should give a straight reply having in mind that lying is forbidden in any religion!!!! So lemme proceed....
KILISHI WHERE U GO,? ME WAN KNOW 8)
NEXT QUESTION PLZ
Ummita is this a truth or dare kinda thing? cos i have alot of questions to ask ppl ? ?;D ;D ;D
Err!! ummita :-/ can i have ur phone number
:o :o
I travelled to a faraway land,satisfied?
ok Ummita can i please know where u reside? 8)
1/2_sy tell me, how do u look like?
Ummita are you single or do you have a boyfreind? ;)
ok, this might be cool. I think I ask this one before, dyme where art thou? and for the rest of onliners where do we reside? we never know what a small world this is.
what kind of questions shouldn't be asked?
Salam all,
I am a lady, not a Nigerian but leaving in Nigeria. I have been following you guys for a long time without making contributions.
Since we have this new thread I feel I should ask the one question that has been on my mind for long: Who is this Waziri that some of you call "The legendary Waziri"??
I really would want know about him. Possibly everything. His poetry, love life, age and anything he can spare further.
I will like to know the full name of this ppl:
1. Fulanicious
2. Mudacriss
3. Zezezee
4. Waziri
5. Ummita
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QuoteErr!! ?ummita :-/ can i have ur phone number
so ummita, u started this thread, u ought to start giving us some answers......then we will all fall in..
hmmmmm, Ms Humrah i think mr Waziri is married, but u will surely find so many other k-onliners that are single for now ?;D
For Hausanicious: my surname is Zee and my given name is zeze............. ;D ;D ;D
mmm mudacris, your name sounds very very familiar
Gimbiya, will you like me, can you give me a date, your e-mail, telephone no. and heart?
Nura.
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Who is this Waziri that some of you call "The legendary Waziri"??
I really would want know about him. Possibly everything. His poetry, love life, age and anything he can spare further.
Humrah, i think am in the right position to tell u who waz is but don't worry i will see him and seek his consent to let me satisfy ur conscience. :D :D :D 8) :-X
Nura.
Ummita, have u ever been turned on by someone? Pls, let me know the kind of guy u can die for.
Nura.
Quote:o :o
I travelled to a faraway land,satisfied?
ok Ummita can i please know where u reside? 8)
Sincerely speaking, Kilishi didn't answer ummita's question well.
Remember the agreement; one must be honest, truthful and straight forward not straight backward while answering. This applies to you Zezezee.
hmm let me see, you got me here, since it did say that we have to answer and it look like noone is answering any question let me start.
Quotewill you like me
what do you think?
Quotecan you give me a date
what do you think?
Quoteyour e-mail
emkay44@yahoo.com
Quotetelephone no.
605-1978
Quoteand heart
my heart is fragile and I don't trust you with it, so the answer here... what do you think?
who's d most popular member pls?
A'a wat did I do? naaaaa. This na personal kweshion fa! Mhmmm honestly I wud hav answered IBB, KILISHI & HAUSANICIOUS......but Kilishi u refused 2 b straight. I ask kweshion where u go? kapish!!! tell di truth.
JIBONURA.....my eyes just didnt c that.!!!
Oga admin...where has he been?
Let me ask serious person question? Ibro wat is d color of your pyjamaz? and wat present did u get 4 this eid?
Mudacris wat r u studyin in skool Linguistics cus u definately kill it with that accent ;)? :-/
Kilishi again how old are you?
Is Waziri really married...tohhhhh gud gud.......how many kids?
Humrah so u like Waziri or wat? b more specific?
Ummitah, I have no pyjamas, I sleep wid whateva I have on. And this eid....accept the answer "diappointing" please.
Ahh My lady Humrah, u wish to know of the legendary waziri. One of few legends @ k-online like dyme queen and Ummitah. He has the most Advance s.p version 9.9 mind and brain. His poetry u would find the least of them in the poetry contest, age, probably a hundred or two, love life...wow I neva thought of that, but if u ask mi, I'd say he already has a crush on u.
You wanna meet him, just go to the general board and find a "Serious" argument or discussion and dare respond. He'll be at ur door step in a flash. I think thats about all anyone could ever say. For more info ask jibo, or visit Legends.com, u might find him, dyme and the like of em. Thats about all anyone can say about Waz. I guess.
Now its my turn.
Ummitah, why u scared of marriage?
Hafcy, why u cheat`n on Aydee?
Ice `n Ihsan, where art thou?
Gentlemen, why haven't u picked ur dates yet?
further questioning reserved
QuoteU can ask just about anything........anythinggggg. Ask anything u wan2 know about any oda onliner. Wateva the question might b. The respondent should give a straight reply having in mind that lying is forbidden in any religion!!!! So lemme proceed....
Mai dokan barci kuma yana gyangyadi!!!
Why is it that no body want to go straight to the answer he is being asked?
Even the person who started the topic doesn't abide by the rule why? Actually this is killing me.
Now will u pls answer ur respective questions? kokuwa sai anje wajen disciplinary commitee?
Now I will ask question again and I want real answer:
a. ?Who does Ummita luv in K-online.
b. ?Waziri who is ur date in K-online.
c. ?Ibro2g where do u actually reside.
d. ?Zezezee whats ur real name
e. ?I want know the profile of Dymequeen.
f. ? Medulla wai what r u studying now.
g. ?Fulanicious r u married or not.
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Is Waziri really married...tohhhhh gud gud.......how many kids?
Humrah so u like Waziri or wat? b more specific?
Yes, sister I like him, but you too are interested to know about his marriage.
Do you also like him?
Be specific pls.
Humrah
Assalamu alaikum;
ummita,
I am in Nigeria - Kano to be more specific -
Kanon Dabo
Mai Mata
Mai Mota
Mai Dala da Gwauron Dutse
Ko da mai Ka ko ki ka zo an fika ko an fiki.
Here, for me, Internet Access is a lot more expensive and even more troublesome to get... unlike in the USA where I can basically be connected 24 hours a day. That is the reason why you and others do not really meet me here as often as I really want to be. BUT STILL I TRY....
ummita pls, how old r u? ??? ??? ??? ???
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I will like to know the full name of this ppl:
2. ?Mudacriss
well, my pull name is Mahmmood Ibn Salisu Ibn Nasidi 8)
Quotemmm mudacris, your name sounds very very familiar
may b we've met b4, za world is a small flace
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Mudacris wat r u studyin in skool Linguistics cus u definately kill it with that accent ;)? :-/
my dear ummita, me i study Tarihi in sukul, but i waz a bery good literary student back in sukul ;D
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Yes, sister I like him, but you too are interested ?to know about his marriage.
Do you also like him?
Be specific pls.
Humrah
Ok Humrah, u asked a question, and I will ansa u.
First & foremost.......seriously I dnt have that long stretch elasticity 4 men wanting! :-/
Secondly d reason I asked if really he was married or not, was juss wks bck he had a topic bout him being a uni/workin guy & his gurl a med student!!! & how dey been havin love calamities & how they'd broken up (she laffs) (my fellow ppl am sure u all did bear witness 2 readin that topic)
& all of a sudden from no angle we heard he is married with kids........ :-/so my question 2 d point of fact is that Did he get married yesterday & gave birth 2 children 2day? and Humrah out of no where who we have all neva seen her post xcept in this thread only stated that she have this huge crush on him? mhmmmm very weird........Darlin!, by all means.....hes all urs........shot us a weddin IV 'n if everything goes well u hav mah blessins also make Gogannaka & mayself VIP guest xcept Hausanicious ::),
Oya Hausanicious go rest ur kidney!!*she laffs*
Humrah by d way u r highly welkom enjoy ur stay. Hope mah ansa suffice ur questions cus I was more that specific, mah words came straight from d heart ;) Peace Lady (V)
With regards 2 all d questions raised agaisnt me, I promise 2 say d truth & nuttin but d truth
Ibro: Am not scared of marriage, honestly am not.
Hausanicious:
(Honestly I luv every single person here, everybody!!! & I seriously mean it & I keep u all close 2 d heart) Now! now! dnt cry.....dont get emotional....toh ga tissue wipe away those silly tears 'n' b a man Hausanicious ::)
Toh my questions:
Oga admin if u hav all that......u cant even send a goron sallah 2 us prefarably 2 me ONLY & we even had a topic 4 ppl 2 donate yet u didnt, yet u say hav all thoseee, How many cars do you have b specific!
Kilishi where did you travel to, which destination? I wont stop askin
Dfynest where did you also go? Havent seen u in a wyl
Oya (she laffs harddddd) Waziri sum1 lyks u......u gree or no gree......?
Humrah if he says no wat will u do?
Hausanicious how old r u? and why r u pickin on me? ::)(she laffs)
Ice where have you been?
Twinkle Where did u go? If u cum across this: I heard from a freind u got A stars in ur xzams, can I post u a project 2 do 4 me? I will pay u. ;)
Baybee gul u will b gettin married koh? Will u cry? ;) wen leavin ur mamma?
Yawwa ina Al-hamza I HAVE thousand questions 2 ask him......(she laffs) will save it 4 nxt tym
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Yes, sister I like him,
Humrah
Oh gel!!! GIVE ME HIGH FIVE! Na gel powa dey do u ;).........u get liver, other hausa girls get pride & wont say if they have a crush on a guy or not! Way to go lady ;) I dey bow 4 u
QuoteBUT STILL I TRY....
Salamz oga admin....toh we appreciate ur being around once in a while due 2 ur reasons above but KAN U PLZ KEEP TRYIN?
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f. ? Medulla wai what r u studying now.
Well, i'm studying Genetics & MicroBiology.
Shekenan
Ummita,
U being the starter of ?this ?thing, I expect you to be a little bit more humourous than a direct attack. The way you decended on Humrah is quite unbecoming. What is wrong in saying you like Waziri??? Is he not worth your liking?(another question). Or na jealousy you dey jealousyyyyyyyyyyyy?
By virtue of what is happening on this board, it seems no one has answered his/her part well, except the intrepid Gimbiya, lady Humrah and probably Admin.
Despite the ?inextricable intricasies of my questions, Gimbiya had the personal temerity of dealing with them gallantly. I ... really... her ingenium.
But Ummita, u being the initiator of this topic, have not only tactifully ?but also uncompromisingly avoided my simple question, that : Have you been turned on by someone? I think this ?requires a yes or no answer. Anyway, it is 1-1, since Kilishi too has dodged ?yours. Nevertheless, we have to remember that one should say nothing but the truth. So let us ride on.
As for Gimbiya, here we are:
WHAT DO YOU THINK??
?Your phone no. -what i thot - perfect
your email ad- ?what i thot- splendid
your fragile heart, cant trust?? What I thot :
A solitary heart needs company
A fragile heart needs tender care; and for it to be cared for, it must trust. For if it doesn't, it ?can't be trusted!
Do you like me? what i thot ? ?- This I ?can't really tell.
Pls help me out!!!
JiboNura what is yuwa problem, she did not attack her all she said was she does not have that long streatch elasticity for men wanting which means ita bawani magana tsakaninta da Waziri.........abeg make you live di gel antaba dole? ::) Yau ga tsiya, ita Humrah tace tana sonshi ance an bata to meye matsalar ka jibo a ciki? Gayamin kuma you should know we do not attack, oh boy even before you come this forum naso we dey tease each oda
& I have this gut feelin that that Humrah is.......anyway :-X kai kanoonline ppl nawawo! Oh boy just ansa any question or ask yours dont start pinpointing on ppl koko ka sha duka Ni ansan inda na gano fadi zanyi ::) people are playin so many parts kai kai ;D
Jibo my question is what is yuwa problem? you sound really familieeeee? Do I know you? ;D
R these people turning this topic into a matchmaking society?
U know Jibo, the IM (instant messager) is available. Kun fara mana romeo da julliet anan, saura naji kace wani ina jelousy ::) ;D
Ibro how comes you didnt send me any eid present? ;D
Does anyone smell something fishy? :-X
Where is Ihsan? I miss that girl the is the best gentle lady and Twinkle
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1/2_sy tell me, how do u look like?
You know I cant sit and start describing my physical features because it will occupy the whole page but I can give a little explanation. They day I was born my grandmother said my beauty almost blinded her. As I was growing up only aged 3 already I had 12 proposals na aure. I grew to be a beautiful girl ;D Last week a lady stopped me calling me a pretty face and that I am fit to be a model (amman zama model baya cikin tsarin addinin mu) Quite alot of ppl said I look like Halle Beri others said I definately look like Jada Pinkett, but like I care about their looks ::) Well am not saying am all that but
boy I know am there
so are you going to ask me out? ;);D
Ni kunsan ba kunya kuma akwai bayani. Let me join sister Humrah & brother Jibo
Sister, I am sorry if I injured you. I did not know it would hurt to conclude one likes another for commitment as important as marriage by just asking after the other.
Just as you say you asked because he once spoke about it, I too am asking because he has a wisdom and a popularity likened to a star. If I should ask after him I am not doing any strange thing. I am coming with the crowd.
I am bold enough I know my worth. I go for the things I want in life. My self-esteem is loaded. I will only compose and move forward if a guy says he doesn?t like me. I am a woman in every complete sense of it. I know my worth. I know deep inside me, he missed something more than I missed.
One of it is a woman with enough courage to tell the world she likes him not minding the circumstance. Hausa women cannot do this and they are heavily paying the price.
I did not email him, I started here. You may be a small girl, you may not believe me, but in a man's world this way is more honorable than any other way.
Sai angimma
HUMRAH
DO UR THING GURL, DON'T ALLOWED ANY ONE TO SCARE YOU OFF. 8)
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IN ASKING A MAN FOR A DATE
KHADIJA OUR BELOVED PROPHET WIFE, SHE IS FIRST TO SHOW INTEREST IN PROPHET[SAW] EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS SO MUCH OLDER THEN HIM.
ALL THIS SHY SHY IS CULTURE NOT RELIGION.
SO GO FOR WAZIRI GURL AND GOOD LUCK.;D
AND U WAZIRI, U BETTER COME OUT AND GIVE SOME ANSWERS. :P
2 all the Konline peeps:
DO U THINK THERE IS REAL HOPE FOR NIGERIA?
QuoteSister, I am sorry if I injured you. I did not know it would hurt to conclude one likes another for commitment as important as marriage by just asking after the other.
I am bold enough I know my worth. I go for the things I want in life. My self-esteem is loaded. I will only compose and move forward if a guy says he doesn?t like me. ?I am a woman in every complete sense of it. I know my worth. I know deep inside me, he missed something more than I missed.
One of it is a woman with enough courage to tell the world she likes him not minding the circumstance. Hausa women cannot do this and they are heavily paying the price.
I did not email him, I started here. You may be a small girl, you may not believe me, but in a man's world this way is more honorable than any other way.
Nice 1 girl......evry1 has the right to go for wat he wants, dnt we????
ppl, dis isnt about anyone but cd someone help out?
how did fascists, nationalists, republicans n conservatives come to be labelled as d right?
n how did socialists n democrats become d left?
what is d centre?
QuoteJiboNura what is yuwa problem, she did not attack her all she said was she does not have that long streatch elasticity for men wanting which means ita bawani magana tsakaninta da Waziri.........abeg make you live di gel antaba dole? ::) Yau ga tsiya, ita Humrah tace tana sonshi ance an bata to meye matsalar ka jibo a ciki? Gayamin kuma you should know we do not attack, oh boy even before you come this forum naso we dey tease each oda
& I have this gut feelin that that Humrah is.......anyway :-X kai kanoonline ppl nawawo! Oh boy just ansa any question or ask yours dont start pinpointing on ppl koko ka sha duka Ni ansan inda na gano fadi zanyi ::) people are playin so many parts kai kai ;D
1/2SY, I was just trying to show Ummita that whatever Humrah feels like saying, she can say it, since the rule says one is at liberty to ask ?of anything. So she was expressing her mind! Afterall, what good of a feeling if u can't express it? Pls. 1/2sy, don't misconstrued.
As per problem, I don't have any for now.
Quote2 all the Konline peeps:
DO U THINK THERE IS REAL HOPE FOR NIGERIA?
Of course there is hope 4 our great country
Quoteppl, dis isnt about anyone but cd someone help out?
how did fascists, nationalists, republicans n conservatives come to be labelled as d right?
n how did socialists n democrats become d left?
what is d centre?
A'to nima dai na tambaya....but let me try answering.
You see back in the days when we were in secondary school ,we were taught the number line.In the number line,numbers on the
right are known as positive numbers while those on the
left are termed negative numbers..From this perspective it can be seen that the socialists n democrats are the negative thinkers while the fascists,republicans etc are the positive thinkers....the centre however remains zero..
Clearly the number line theory has failed in this case. ;D
Now my question goes to lionger.
Where exactly r u 4rm and where do u reside?Plus how old are u pls ;D
Ibro2g,
do you believe that Zidane is the best footballer of the year?
I quite disagree with FIFA rating.
What of Thierry Henry, Van Nilstrooy, Carlos, Raul, and Juventus Nedved ?
pls let me hear your opinion on these.
Quiz: Champion's League
Who is the French leading goal scorer of all time?
Who will emerge winner between Juventus vs Deportivo?
If u ask mi, I'd say it rather be Thiery Henry, David Becham or even Pavel Nedved. Despite the undenialble fact that I'm a ManU fan.
JUVE deportivo.....Juve wins.
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You know I cant sit and start describing my physical features because it will occupy the whole page but I can give a little explanation. They day I was born my grandmother said my beauty almost blinded her. As I was growing up only aged 3 already I had 12 proposals na aure. I grew to be a beautiful girl ;D Last week a lady stopped me calling me a pretty face and that I am fit to be a model (amman zama model baya cikin tsarin addinin mu) Quite alot of ppl said I look like Halle Beri others said I definately look like Jada Pinkett, but like I care about their looks ::) Well am not saying am all that but
boy I know am there
so are you going to ask me out? ?;);D
Ni kunsan ba kunya kuma akwai bayani. Let me join sister Humrah & brother Jibo
sank u bery much, my dear, i was interested in knowing ze ferson who use 2 b bery hard on "MALES" zat is y i asked u but i'm not still satispy, so i want u 2 tell me 1 more thing flz, gibe me ur e-mail, yahoo freperibly, o.k?....hofe no shit?
chere amis,
here r some quest. 2 u:
UMMITA: what level op studies r u fresently and in what school? ::)
Medulla: where in ze world can i meet u? ???
Gog..naka: i need ur e-mail flz. :-*
Gimbiya: how old r u, tell me ;)
Fulanicious: were do u reside? :-/
Hausanicious: what iz ur full name? 8)
pollow za rules & don't lie! ;D
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Gimbiya: how old r u, tell me ;)
what do you think?
never mind I'll answer.... I'm in my twenties
QuoteSister, I am sorry if I injured you. I did not know it would hurt to conclude one likes another for commitment as important as marriage by just asking after the other.
You may be a small girl
A'a waya hanaki yar uwa idan kinga dama kice kina son duk yayyana mazan forum dinnan ai ba haram bane yeruwa, wallahi kiyi kiyi abunki "yabon kai ai ba jahilci bane a zamanin yanzu", ke ingayamiki soon you will start seeing girls on stage with a microphone asking a guy out, a'a not to be suprised the world is changing! Wallahi do your thangggggg kici duniyarki da stick sista! Haka kurrum ku batta wallahi tayi abinta ::)
small girl ke Humrah me aand you go put leg inside one trouser leave my blad alone kin manta ba small gel ba premature ::)
Oya if you like Waziri go send him message duh thats why the IM is available.
Mudacris I lack low self esteem I cant give my email address so nima I will soon be called a small girl.
I you are welkom but you still sound like the two of them, you know what am talking about ko?
MY BIG KEWSHION IS WHO AMONGST THE KANOONLINERS WOULD DENY THE BEST FREIND IBRO IS NOT A GENTLE KIND AND ALSO A GOOD PEOTRY WRITER?
TO GIMBIYA YOU KNOW NI I NO DEY LIE, I HARDLY ENTER YOUR BIZNESS YOU HARDLY ENTER MINE WE JUST MIND OUR OWN BIZNESS BUT I WAS READING THROUHG THIS WHOLE THREAD YOU ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS NOW THEY ASKED YOU OF YOUR AGE AND YOU ASKED THEM AS WELL HOW WOULD THEY KNOW IDAN BAKIN FADI BA? AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBA SUNA SON SU SAN YAUSHE NE RANAR HAIHUWARKI? WATAN DA AKA HAIFE KI? KUMA PRESENTLY MENENE SHEKARUNKI?
MUDARIS OR IS IT NOT WHAT YOU ASKED?
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TO GIMBIYA YOU KNOW NI I NO DEY LIE, I HARDLY ENTER YOUR BIZNESS YOU HARDLY ENTER MINE WE JUST MIND OUR OWN BIZNESS BUT I WAS READING THROUHG THIS WHOLE THREAD YOU ANSWERED ALL YOUR QUESTIONS NOW THEY ASKED YOU OF YOUR AGE AND YOU ASKED THEM AS WELL HOW WOULD THEY KNOW IDAN BAKIN FADI BA? AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBA SUNA SON SU SAN (1)YAUSHE NE RANAR HAIHUWARKI? (2)WATAN DA AKA HAIFE KI? (3)KUMA PRESENTLY MENENE SHEKARUNKI?[/u]
MUDARIS OR IS IT NOT WHAT YOU ASKED?
(1) An Haife ni Ranar Talata
(2) A cikin watan Rajab 1398 AH
(2) Kuma yanzu shekaru na ashirin da biyar
Thank you 1/2sy you're such a sweetheart for reminding me.
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small girl ke Humrah me aand you go put leg inside one trouser leave my blad alone kin manta ba small gel ba premature ::)
Oya if you like Waziri go send him message duh thats why the IM is available.
Hafsy! Hafsy!! hafsy!!!
How many times did I call out ur name? Tell me 3 times. To have u forgotten that this debate does not concern u. This is between Humrah & Ummita, now what is ur own their?
I beleive by all indication u too ma are in Luv with the Legend Waziri, Ko karya nakeyi? Don in ba haka ba why will u just interfere with something that does not concern u?
What can u say about this: Ibro2g, Mudacris, Fulanicious, Gogannaka, JiboNura, Medulla, bashir etc.
Itama tana so ne tana rewaye, to maganar ciki ba magana bane ki fito fili ki gaya mana, mu kuwa mu mummuki bakin mutum.
Ke kuwa Humrah! more grease to your elbows, cos I believe what u said in your post is quiet encouraging and may God Bless u abundantly. I really reason with u, alot of girls loose the men they luv & cherish due to them being inactive, so I believe every man will go 4 u da sauri, and if u keep up to your words u will have the whole world at your door steps.
A'to ni ma dai abun da na gani kenan Hausanicious.....Amma ka san 1/2syn ce ba dama, yanzu idan ka gaya mata gaskiya (cewa ita ma ta rolla wa waziri) sai ta balbale ka da masifa :-X....rigimar da ba ta ta ba ma yaya aka kare bare an tsokane ta :P.......ni dai kawai nayi shiru da baki na..
Lady humrah i dey ur side o....
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A'a waya hanaki yar uwa idan kinga dama kice kina son duk yayyana mazan forum dinnan ai ba haram bane yeruwa, wallahi kiyi kiyi abunki "yabon kai ai ba jahilci bane a zamanin yanzu", ke ingayamiki soon you will start seeing girls on stage with a microphone asking a guy out, a'a not to be suprised the world is changing! Wallahi do your thangggggg kici duniyarki da stick sista! Haka kurrum ku batta wallahi tayi abinta ::)
I am sorry sister, regretably I don't understand Hausa very well, I would have replied you appropriately.
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ke Humrah me aand you go put leg inside one trouser leave my blad alone kin manta ba small gel ba premature
Leg inside one trouser??????
Speak in English, Arabic or French pls
Humrah my dear forget, go & sitdown, its no use to explain :-/ because you didnt undertand leg talkless of inside talkless of one talkless of trouser & those were english words not SWAHILI :-/ So forget meanwhileeeeeeeee Let me ask a question?
With the rise of love confessions in this forum most especially in this topic would any one of you guys minds being in a relationship with any other kanoonliners? am asking you people this
Abeg Hausanicious shottop diya who asked you? ::)
And who doesnt mind putting up their pictures online?
And who doesnt mind voting Hausaniious to be his/her full time MATCHMAKING MANAGER to this forum as I can see thats his only usefulness ;D :P?
Answers needed please......
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Hafsy! Hafsy!! hafsy!!!
How many times did I call out ur name? Tell me 3 times. To have u forgotten that this debate does not concern u. This is between Humrah & Ummita, now what is ur own their?
I beleive by all indication u too ma are in Luv with the Legend Waziri, Ko karya nakeyi?
See this pessin.........everyone knows me & ummita as the bestest eva. let me ansa you. Ummita is my blad, we are two inseparable beings, she is my other half, & I surely care more than words could say, we've been thoruhg thick and thin together, we been in trouble together and we have gotten out of countless crimes together, eventhough miles & miles divide us she is in umuahia am somewhere we still click and no man I say no man on this earth will touch my babygul and go free but heven will let loose, thousand of people say am so selfish even in this forum some might think am selfish but what do we care its just that its my girl, I'ma stick for her till the end of time juss like when she got into trouble with her grams and I took the blame. So if you cant stand me & my girl then sod it!!! :P Thats Y I said Humrah will enta leg wando with me.
Meanwhhile every girl in this forum is like a sista to me I also care for them even the guys except you Hausanicious ;D
For this Waziri we be joke/play mates go ask him, tomorrow kuma who will you want to hook up with, if you no bi boy am sure you go bi di one to ask Waziri out because you are obssed with you. Well people that are not straight do ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
TODAY HAUSANICIOUS WILL KILL ME. ATO KA TAKURA MIN KOMAI NI KOMAI NI SO NO OFFENSE IN NA RAMA KOYA KACE GOGANNAKA. I CAN SEE YOU ARE THE MIDDLE PERSON NOW YOU MUST CHOOSE
MYSELF OR HAUSANICIOUS AM ASKING YOU TO CHOOSE ::)
1/2sa
U are the only one doing the talking,
Where is ummita? ???
how many of us know each other personally on this forum? d personal references r among some members r making d rest of us feel left out.
So men could be this jelous as well? Am askin a question
Just like I said, wuna see ko? Brother Bashir if you had read my comments then you will know that I also care for every one. It dont matter whether we know each other or not! The reason for my statement was only for Hausanicious cos he asked what my business for pokin my nose where it doesnt belong, nikuma naga as long as its Ummita then I have every business. Ok! Jelousykocidondie. I also care for you Bashir even if we dont know each other, We ddo not have to know each other to care for them. kai mallam you are not left out the only person to be left out is Hausanicious. ::)
Ok! I know 7 ppl in this forum.
NEXT?
Mr I dont mind her, she be one yeye gel, We have no idea where she's gone
Quotehow many of us know each other personally on this forum? d personal references r among some members r making d rest of us feel left out.
A'a wetin naaaaaa? Na only small pikin wey go dey think like so, which one you dey now? Broda biko but what you see is what you get ;)
ma sista na only we de hear in this place oooo...ppl r even scared to say anything, isnt that rite peeps?????
wai Hausanicious y did u look for her trouble, now we can have a smooth thread :-[, or is it about the waziri thingy? i think u can have him, if thats what this is all about ;D
rite Humrah?
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Abeg Hausanicious shottop diya who asked you? ::)
And who doesnt mind putting up their pictures online?
And who doesnt mind voting Hausaniious to be his/her full time MATCHMAKING MANAGER to this forum as I can see thats his only usefulness ;D :P?
Answers needed please......
Allahu Akbar!
Su Bunsuru ba'a rika ba balle ayi wari. Well, me I no blame u cos we are yet to know what u mean by u r play mate of Waziri. Dama kema, kina tabe-tabe? Just tell us the category u fall under. Are u Straight or ................ ;D ;D ;D, mudai Allah shi kiyayemu da tabewa.
As 4 Ummita that u r pocknosing to protect her up to now she did not utter a word about you. Are you sure u use to commit those crimes with her or just u alone? Toh Allah dai ya shiryemu baki daya. Allahu yahadi ki kanuwata kinji ko!
We really thank God cos we try as much as we can not to snatch sombody's boy/girlfriend, pocknose, commit crime and mu bama kakale idan an samu a akwana. So take note
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Mudacris I lack low self esteem I cant give my email address so nima I will soon be called a small girl.
haba dey my homey, u want to tell me say upon all ze guts wey u get 2 yab guyz por zis porum u no pit use am gibe me ur email address, abi u b house wive ne? Lack of self esteem ke? Abeg gibe something jo!
lmao! ;D
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U are the only one doing the talking,
Where is ummita? ???
Am here
Allah serki Hafsy 'am. Much luv baby gul. ten thousand hugs 2 u & million kisses (*muah* muah) U d best silly gul eva. Beta pay me a visit as soon as possible. D cassava period has already started down here in Umuahia
QUESTION: WHO THINKS HAUSANICIOUS & HAFSY R TWO PPL WHO R A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?
Am I lookin 4 trouble, I guess not :-/ Freedom of speech
Is any member here studyin biochemistry or Radiography? And is there anyone workin in any sort of firm or industry? If workin wat sort of renumeration package do u hav? Ansa needed ASAP
Hafsy, y is is zat u & my homie HAusanicious r always in one quarell or another? ko akwai wani abu ne secrecy a tsakanin ku? ???
Ibro2g i will like to knw your full name and what you do.
OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Now, I have'nt rread the whole tread, just a lil bit jumpy but I need som`n cleared out here. Kanoonline is not for me, or him or her, its for "us". Any one who gives a d*mn. Old members, newmembers= members. Your respect and status to kanoonline members comes from ur posts. And I believe this is one of the most hospitable sites online if I say so myself. so I see no reason whatsoever for some one to feel locked out or inferior over another. The truth is when ever there are three or more people wid different opinions, different thoughts, then different tolerance comes into being, but how well u cope with it, is a score for respect, and how well u treat it is another. The legendary waziri once told me;
"Ibro that is it, you cannot expect us either to be editing our posts before sending. We edit our poetry and articles but never a post in an internet forum. They are all a product of spontaneous reactions. But yet we have to learn to be very predictive. We check our thought processes that our goals may not be confused as our desires. So please be more careful in future. "
Now I take to credibility whatever people give me out here, and I utilise it. Kanoonline is a family, there are ups and downs in every family. My point: Plz dont anybody feel like a second citizen at k-online, coz as long as I'm "Governor" lol (ummitah u here mi, miss presido) everyone is first class, cept if u make urself otherwise.
Hausanicious and Hafcy, hahah lol. Well I think ummitah words might just be right. And hausanicious, dont u know hafcysss all of em. They are preety, brilliant and cute, but deadly. You just take thgngs easy lol haha. And I Have to worn u of the goodfella. If he gets here.....
Least I forget, my dear Sameerah, I'm a nobody, just a silly ol student. And ammm...ama mail u. And do come by okay...see ya around
I'm outta here!.
Ibro u r doin wayo...stick to za rules:be honest.....
haba mudacris ma has answered all his questions balle kai ;)
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QUESTION: WHO THINKS HAUSANICIOUS & HAFSY R TWO PPL WHO R A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN?
Not me.....they'll tear the house apart and im sure someday hafsy will run down the house with a bulldozer (jus like her friend did sometime ago)
But on a second thot ::)....i think they'll make a good couple ;D ;D ;D
DON ALLAH IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO HAS GROWN OUT THEIR WISDOM TEETH? OR HAV ANY TEETH MISSIN?
HOW MANY GULS R MARRIED IN THIS FORUM? G-NAKA CAN U HELP ME COUNT 'EM?
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HOW MANY GULS R MARRIED IN THIS FORUM? G-NAKA CAN U HELP ME COUNT 'EM?
really me i will like 2 know ze married ones prom ze unmarried ones in ozer 2 understand zem better & 2 b able 2 refly as well!
QuoteDON ALLAH IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO HAS GROWN OUT THEIR WISDOM TEETH? OR HAV ANY TEETH MISSIN?
I havent grown my wisdom tooth yet but i must admit im wise enof 8)
I know that ummita and hafsy got two (or is it one ) teeth missin...it happened sometime in umuahia when ummita crashed ?into a neighbourhood tree while learning to drive......
QuoteHOW MANY GULS R MARRIED IN THIS FORUM? G-NAKA CAN U HELP ME COUNT 'EM?
I can try:here goes;
Gimbiya=Not married (waiting for her Prince: jibo nura)
Hafsy=Not married (her best friend is tryin to hook her up wid Hausanicious)
Ummita=Not married (she hates marriage)
Kilishi=Married
Humrah=Not married (but has a crush on Waz)
I=I dont hav the slightest idea
Dymequeen=Married (that's why she no longer visit the house)
Fulanicious=About to Get married(thats a confidential report i just made public ;))
babygal=got married on xmas day
Maybe Ibro can help me out wid the rest
Now Ummitah u name the men in konline that are married
QuoteDON ALLAH IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO HAS GROWN OUT THEIR WISDOM TEETH? OR HAV ANY TEETH MISSIN?
HOW MANY GULS R MARRIED IN THIS FORUM? G-NAKA CAN U HELP ME COUNT 'EM?
OHHH MA GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! wallahi dnt even think about it!!!!! if at all u r thinkin about gettin it removed since the slow out-growth causes u pain for such a long time.
hmmmmm, let me tell u my story. One of my wisdom teeth was growing at a very slow pace, which after every 2-3 months, was growing more, pushing my gums lower (causing me more pain). this kept happening for about 2 yrs. After some encouragement from ppl, I decided to have it removed.
To cut a long story short, i have to drop seven days of azumi, not to mention the pain i went thru, which i had never felt in my entire life time. I will always advice ppl not to remove any of their teeth again.
wallahi kada acire shi...ki lallaba abunki ;D
Well...Ice and Ihsan are married with twin and tripplets respectively. The mothers of kanoonline has new kids and ddont have time 2 take care of us! :'( :'( :'(
"but heyy...thats the way it is"
~Pac~
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wallahi kada acire shi...ki lallaba abunki ? ;D
Thnx 4 d info, mhmmm howeva I dnt even hav any, so thnk God. Juss askin cuz wen I was makin a post here d oda day, mah aunt was cryin bout her tooth ache so I taut I myt as well ask who amongst us been thru dat :-/
HOW OLD ARE YOU ZEEZEE, TELL D TRUTH AND LET THE DEVILS B ASHAME (she laffs)
Jack Fulcher oya!!! how old r u as well
Gaskiya ummita u r not being fair.....u like asking kweshons while u dont answer the ones u were asked.....dont let us read the riot act on you.....oya go back and answer all kweshons asked u...u hear
let me add anoda one for u:whats ur favourite food?
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Thnx 4 d info, mhmmm howeva I dnt even hav any, so thnk God. Juss askin cuz wen I was makin a post here d oda day, mah aunt was cryin bout her tooth ache so I taut I myt as well ask who amongst us been thru dat :-/
HOW OLD ARE YOU ZEEZEE, TELL D TRUTH AND LET THE DEVILS B ASHAME (she laffs)
Jack Fulcher oya!!! how old r u as well
to start with, now i have an idea of how old u r!!! hehehe. u fell for it! ;D (between 18 and 22) and tell the truth, did i guess rite?
as for moi, guess! 8)
Wao!!!
They do ask tough questions around here!!!
Tambaya!
Who were the first couple to get
married via KanoOnline forum ?
members O!
All zose feofle who r repusing 2 answer my questions r in hot souf, u better pollow ze rules and answer it now or else, house go roll.
And can any body tell us where 1/2_sy's is? Someone is worried o!
I love to chatt :o
But it seem's like u guyz prefer the msg boards. :-/
Pls. Take your time & sign in the chatt room whenever
you'r online. :D
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I love to chatt ?:o
But it seem's like u guyz prefer the msg boards. ?:-/
Pls. Take your time & sign in the chatt room whenever
you'r online. ?:D
Tsumburbura!
Tell us d date & time u want 2 chat?
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I love to chatt ?:o
But it seem's like u guyz prefer the msg boards. ?:-/
Pls. Take your time & sign in the chatt room whenever
you'r online. ?:D
Seems like Aljanu have started loging on to the internet!
Tsumburbura :o
Q1. Pls, are you a real aljana or is it someone just...?
Q2. Do you really like at the Dala rock?
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Tsumburbura!
Tell us d date & time u want 2 chat?
Hausanicious my Homey don't tell me zat u r palling & triffing por ze granny?
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Seems like Aljanu have started loging on to the internet!
Tsumburbura ?:o
Q1. Pls, are you a real aljana or is it someone just...?
Q2. Do you really like at the Dala rock?
I don't know what 2 say!
Have'nt you ever heard of the story of Tsumburbura or Barbushe of the ancient kano?
Ask your granma or your grand dad.
Q2. Dala rock & Goron Dutse are my home.
? ? ?That's where i live!
? ? ?are u thinking of paying me a visit ne? ?;D
N.B ?:o ? :o ? :o
Kai, baka san aljanu have been using the
internet since 2000 B.C. tun kafin a kafa
kano city, there used to be an internet
cafe at Dala Rock.
Whooooaaaaaaa!!!! :o
But people, take a minute off and think about it, SHE MITE B REAL!
Hausanicious, take note. I'm sure u have heard of the :
The Baby Got A KOFATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
salams to all ya,
hahahah.... ;D
When did aljanu started using the internet?
Tsimburbura u'r really funny! ?:P ?:P
is it true that you have a KOFATO on your leg?
Quotesalams to all ya,
hahahah.... ;D
When did aljanu started using the internet?
Tsimburbura u'r really funny! ?:P ?:P
is it true that you have a KOFATO on your leg?
Kai, baka san mu muka bawa bill gates shawarar yadda
kuke iya hawan internet ba!
Kuma ka zaci ina da kofato? to bani da shi! sai kace
wata 'yar Madabo?
N.B
The name is Tsumburbura! not tsimburbura. :o kaji ko :o
irin kune masu bata min suna ko :o
na wao por kanoonline, we now eben habe "Sfirits" in ze porum, me i'm getting scared o, i recommend zat Tsimburbura shld go 2 ze JJC corner & introduce herselp, we dont know ip she is an ebil sfirit or a holy sfirit. :-/
Broda (Ibro) wher u dey? Dyme? Ummita? Twinkle?.................. Y u guys just vanish lik dis?Ummita blad gat new 4 u... pay me first!!!!
QuoteBroda (Ibro) wher u dey? Dyme? Ummita? Twinkle?.................. Y u guys just vanish lik dis?Ummita blad gat new 4 u... pay me first!!!!
Aha! at last she is finally back.
I habe been looking por pight till now zat she comes back.
ina tsuma fa! ku zo ku rike ni fa! kada ku bari in kai naushi fa.
Hahahaha ;D ;D ;D
Don't be afraid :o
I'm just trying to communicate with you through the internet.
So as to share information between us 8)
Ok Ummita i will answer ur question so far u will be a good girl and lead by example
how old am i????????
well so old to have three siblings
I travelled to meca for Umra.
are u now satisfied????????
OK over to u where do u actually reside??????????? 8)
and gimbiya i wan t to know a little a bit about u, :-*
Hafsy wani makaranta kika yi attending and yaushe zamu sha biki????????
lol
Hausanicious I am a woman but it is not every woman that is worth fighting to me. But I can see you are a man, fighting not only with men but women also. Are we safe :-/
Quotelol
Hausanicious I am a woman but it is not every woman that ?is worth fighting to me. But I can see you are a man, fighting not only with men but women also. Are we safe :-/
Ok Humrah!
U know amah gentle man, I easily let bye gone be bye gone.
Every woman is safe not only on K-online but everywhere in da world but only one gurl is not safe here.... ;D ;D ;D
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Aha! at last she is finally back.
I habe been looking por pight till now zat she comes back.
ina tsuma fa! ku zo ku rike ni fa! kada ku bari in kai naushi fa.
Da Allah ka bari, ba girman ka bane, Kurike shi mana, A'A BANDA KWALABA", kuna kallo kuma ba zaku hanna ba, ka bari da Allah ba girmanka bane. ;D
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Da Allah ka bari, ba girman ka bane, Kurike shi mana, A'A BANDA KWALABA", kuna kallo kuma ba zaku hanna ba, ka bari da Allah ba girmanka bane. ;D
Haba mudacris, kana gani amma you put on your
headphone and close your eyes? you don't mind
if he commit murder ko?
Hellooooooooooooooo!
All of this na u sabi.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
About ze ELECTION 2004,
BABU Magudi 'O.
who are the judges here anyway ?
see one here.
There is surely no magudi inthis election.
We have already heard confirmed reports that Hon. Muda and Hausanicious have been spotted withdrawing some large amount of money at CBN. :o We hope ur party is not an accomplice of PDP oooo?
but time will tell when da goin gets tough! 8)
lol
QuoteWith regards 2 all d questions raised agaisnt me, I promise 2 say d truth & nuttin but d truth
Ibro: Am not scared of marriage, honestly am not.
Hausanicious:
(Honestly I luv every single person here, everybody!!! & I seriously mean it & I keep u all close 2 d heart) Now! now! dnt cry.....dont get emotional....toh ga tissue wipe away those silly tears 'n' b ?a man Hausanicious ?::)
Toh my questions:
Oga admin if u hav all that......u cant even send a goron sallah 2 us prefarably 2 me ONLY & we even had a topic 4 ppl 2 donate yet u didnt, yet u say hav all thoseee, How many cars do you have b specific!
Kilishi where did you travel to, which destination? I wont stop askin
Dfynest where did you also go? Havent seen u in a wyl
Oya (she laffs harddddd) Waziri sum1 lyks u......u gree or no gree......?
Humrah if he says no wat will u do?
Hausanicious how old r u? and why r u pickin on me? ::)(she laffs)
Ice where have you been?
Twinkle Where did u go? If u cum across this: I heard from a freind u got A stars in ur xzams, can I post u a project 2 do 4 me? I will pay u. ?;)
Baybee gul u will b gettin married koh? Will u cry? ;) wen leavin ur mamma?
Yawwa ina Al-hamza I HAVE thousand questions 2 ask him......(she laffs) will save it 4 nxt tym
hey u said if it was me who asked ques u will ans right?
why do u like writtin long grammer? m very lazy 2 read all thru
y no one ans his/her ques? ???
I understand that there is a person here who admires Mr Waziri. pls when u get 2 meet him can u pls ask him why he stole a can of tuna from that grocery store
Quotesee one here.
There is surely no magudi inthis election.
We have already heard confirmed reports that Hon. Muda and Hausanicious have been spotted withdrawing some large amount of money at CBN. ?:o We hope ur party is not an accomplice of PDP oooo?
but time will tell when da goin gets tough! ?8)
lol
zat money was por us 2 b able 2 carry out our froject, we listed a number op zem, ka san mu ba mu da wasa a cikin aikin mu, so i hofe ka gane. eben prom our farty name A.O.P.P, we resemble A.N.P.P.
by ze way what farty r u sufforting? i hofe i'll habe ur bote?
INEC officials dont belong to any party!!!!
;D
kai malamai how can i register my party? the name is (A.T.M.K) meaning (Atara Mu Kwashe).coz now in Naija dats the easiest way to get rich... pls rep.
i'm sorry ur farty is unrecognisable, it is pull op thiefs, may u must be "Sawun Keke"?
Quotekai malamai how can i register my party? the name is (A.T.M.K) meaning (Atara Mu Kwashe).coz now in Naija dats the easiest way to get rich... pls rep.
lol...kofa that party will hardly be registered.
signed:INEC chairman
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lol...kofa that party will hardly be registered.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? signed:INEC chairman
Sorry Kofa,
Gaskiya kam wannan party ba'a yarda da ita ba!
the name says it all.
wai menene wannan partties parties din da ake ta maganar su ne?
Quotewai menene wannan ?partties parties din da ake ta maganar su ne?
I have been looking @ this forum for quite sometime yanzu,
it is the presidential election of the kanoonlinerz! who wins,
will be the next president.
Wi are stil not tayad with yu fiful, sins wi are in nid op yo sofot wi kan not hezitet on eni tin yu du tu os. Wi are stil kamfenin tu yu fiful tu kom awut en mass tu bote por za right farty zat is A.O.P.P. ( All Onliner's People Party) Mu Fartyu din mu Ba tarawa za'ayi mukwashe ba. Wi kem hiya to seb yu from yuwa fresent sichuweshon.
So dont west yo bote. bote por za right kandidet bot Hon. Mudacris por President & Hon. Hausanicious as his bice President, Hon. Dante Jr. as za Senate President.
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Wi are stil not tayad with yu fiful, sins wi are in nid op yo sofot wi kan not hezitet on eni tin yu du tu os. Wi are stil kamfenin tu yu fiful tu kom awut en mass tu bote por za right farty zat is A.O.P.P. ( All Onliner's People Party) Mu Fartyu din mu Ba tarawa za'ayi mukwashe ba. Wi kem hiya to seb yu from yuwa fresent sichuweshon.
So dont west yo bote. bote por za right kandidet bot Hon. Mudacris por President & Hon. Hausanicious as his bice President, Hon. Dante Jr. as za Senate President.
Hausanicious is right, we are here to make a good
change for the kanoonlinerz. Babu wasa, babu Chuwa-Chuwa
No Magudi or unfufilled promise.
Presido is in the U.K for the Presidential Debate! he would be
talking on BBC today in London, UK @ 2:24 pm. Guyz turn on
you'r Radio's if you are with A.O.P.P!
(LOUD) A.O.P.P!!! ;D
Nasara to the Kanoonlinerz!!!
QuoteWell...Ice and Ihsan are married with twin and tripplets respectively. The mothers of kanoonline has new kids and ddont have time 2 take care of us! :'( :'( :'(
"but heyy...thats the way it is"
~Pac~
lol Ibro...nice one. Ay komai lalacewar naka, naka ne dai. Don't worry u'll get to have that motherly love u have missed while we was away ;) CAUSE IHSANY is BACK and here to STAY.
hahahahaha...u people r all funny... GOD! how I have missed this forum...
And Ummita...what's this I am hearing about a new government? AAh! am I seeing right?? our government is about to be over-thrown??when?how?why? ;D
anyways sha...may the "best" win ?;)
Toh, VICE PRESIDENT, u been in exile 4 suchhhhhhh a long tym & I dunno I juss cnt du it on mah own........2 me they've coup plotted "US" out, but u know 4 sure we r d real onces.......so leave dem let dem carry on......if we unleash armageddon......we will take dem all down (she laffs)
Ga questions:
Why havnt u zoomed here 4 a long tym apart from karatu related excusez?
QuoteOk Ummita i will answer ur question so far u will be a good girl and lead by example
how old am i????????
well so old to have three siblings
Mhmmmm, ke yenzu ginagenin you are old donki haifi yara uku? hmmhmmm, you are still young my dear wait till you child turns 50, then I will agree you are old. Let me ask again......(she laffs) How many boys & how many girls and how old r they? Let me make dua.......may Allah bless dem
:D
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Mhmmmm, ke yenzu ginagenin you are old donki haifi yara uku? hmmhmmm, you are still young my dear wait till you child turns 50, then I will agree you are old. Let me ask again......(she laffs) How many boys & how many girls and how old r they? Let me make dua.......may Allah bless dem
I WILL ANSWER UR QUESTION WHEN U ANSWER MINE.hmmm ;) Ummita u are wayo girl,u know how to lure somebody to say the truth but u always find a way to dodge :D :D ok answer all the questions u were asked b4 we proceed.
I sieze such opportunities to render ideas of unity and intellectual progress, i do not want to run for any of the positions above , due to the fact that im new in the forums and not necessarily acquinted with all the admnistrative issues, but what i do want to propose is a formation of a party, one that will work on and off line with uncorrupted dedication to raise awareness of social economical and even political issues, members will participate in BOOK trade, software and tech. supoort ,shareware notices and will provide links to cultural and intellectual theories lectures and speaches on line, we will further amalgamate discussion forums where members will be asked to deliver a theory on various subjects weekly,( or any amount of time we agree on ) this will be sort of like a class room, im open for more suggestions, i hereby propose the name :
T.R.U.T.H. ( pronounced truth ) as the name for this party
the acronym above stands for:
T.eaching
R.evolutionary
U.nity
T.o
H.ue-manity
i propose the motto: REVOLUTION IS AN EXTENTION OF EVOLUTION,
*note that humanity above is misspelled not as an error but intentionally i did so to inject a second meaning into the word HUMAN im sure many in here are aware of what the word HUE means, for those who are not, it means color, eg. as in people of color , the african people, as i believe we all are in here, its also the first 3 letters in the name of our revolutionary Comrade the founder of the black panther movement party in america HUEY P NEWTON who was assasinated by the feds, thus providing a third meaning to the word,
well thats about it , any intrested members can just say so in their post below, we will later decide on THE candidates,
and i think after all canditaes are present we should have a candidate debate, after all we need to know the intellectual capacity of our leaders huh ? just a thought
the TRUTH ya'll
Quote Toh, VICE PRESIDENT, u been in exile 4 suchhhhhhh a long tym & I dunno I juss cnt du it on mah own........2 me they've coup plotted "US" out, but u know 4 sure we r d real onces.......so leave dem let dem carry on......if we unleash armageddon......we will take dem all down (she laffs)
Ga questions:
Why havnt u zoomed here 4 a long tym apart from karatu related excusez?
*Ihsany scratching her head* ehem...Presido, come now...you know how di situation be...as you go more into yuwa concentration di wahala don add more...so u know...
JUST LIKE UMMITA WAS TELLING, EVEN DURING SUMMER THE GUL IS TAKING.............. :-X
IHSAN WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING AGAIN?
QuoteHafsy wani makaranta kika yi ?attending and yaushe zamu sha biki????????
KILISHI, AURE MHMMMM I WAS THIS CLOSE TO DOING IT BUT WHEN THEY CAME FOR GAISUWA I WAS SO SCARED THAT I CALLED IT OFF.
ZANYI TAMBAYA.....................OGA ADMIN DA OGA SALIS DANYARO HOW MANY WIVES DO EACH OF YOU HAVE? DA YARANKU NAWA KUMA?
Hafsy_Lady,
WHY do you want to know???
Mallam Salis, kamai kasanni akwai tambayar kwaf! Akwai ni da tambayar yaya aka fito duniya. Anyway I just want to know..........kune manyan mu ya kamata musan history dinko ;D . Ko dayake tunda tambayar ta yimaka girma sosai a bari kawai...........
Toh ga wani, whose idea was it to open kanoonline
QuoteJUST LIKE UMMITA WAS TELLING, EVEN DURING SUMMER THE GUL IS TAKING.............. :-X
IHSAN WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING AGAIN?
Am an IT student :)
OBASANJO has picked race to Switzerland.
His two ministers; Mrs. Iweala of finance and Mallam el Rufa'i (FCT) have joined him to mornitor the gigantic economic league.
NLC has resolved for a show down on Wednesday.
(We) the spectators are watching.
The Question is: WHO WILL SAVE NIGERIA NOW?
Assalamu alaikum,
Allah will save Nija from these 'gog and mogogs,' Allah (SWT) Ya cecemu a hannun wadannan miyagun-amiyn.
Some of you folks may consider this blasphemous or even athiesm but whatever, saving nigeria is neither Allah's nor Obasanjo's duty saving Nigeria is a task for every Nigerian, point blank.to sit and wait for Allah or any administration to save Nigeria you'll be just setting your selves up for an indifinite disappointment ,
Hey Hey ...this world na small wo!!!!
Ummita sound a unique name, we just de jist one mention ummita here in Uk, I no no whether na K-on line Ummita he/she de refer but.....Waka a bakin mai ita tafi dadi.
Mu na sauraro............
Hey Hey ...this world na small wo!!!!
Ummita sound a unique name, we just de jist one mention ummita here in Uk, I no no whether na K-on line Ummita he/she de refer but.....Waka a bakin mai ita tafi dadi.
Mu na sauraro............
Wise words from MaQari
Maqari and dave,
Salaam,
A believer needs Allah (SWT) in everything he/she does. OBJ is a great problem to Nigeria. We couldnt change him using legitimate means, the votes casted to stop his missionless and visionless Government were not even counted........insecuirty, corruption, nepotism, tribalism, dwindling economy, etc. etc, etc. are all on the increase daily.
OBJ is a curse on this country, Oh Allah !We pray You in your endless mercy to give us a better person, may this bad dream comes to an end soon-i pray ! please Maqari/Dave allow me to pray to my Lord, PLEASE !
QuoteHey Hey ...this world na small wo!!!!
Ummita sound a unique name, we just de jist one mention ummita here in Uk, I no no whether na K-on line Ummita he/she de refer but.....Waka a bakin mai ita tafi dadi.
Mu na sauraro............
Broda na only her bear Ummita :-/ Dis one wey dey this forum never even jump Cotonou ballanta Legas has da is ingila. Wronf fesin
Tohhhhhhh ALIMSUF WHO YOU BE? WE WAN KNOW
My kweshon goes out 2 ze admin, wai yaushe za'a yi mana annual get 2geza por members "only"? I'm desferate 2 c zeir ugly paces! n 2 hear zeir croaky boices, flz?
QuoteMaqari and dave,
Salaam,
A believer needs Allah (SWT) in everything he/she does. OBJ is a great problem to Nigeria. We couldnt change him using legitimate means, the votes casted to stop his missionless and visionless Government were not even counted........insecuirty, corruption, nepotism, tribalism, dwindling economy, etc. etc, etc. are all on the increase daily.
OBJ is a curse on this country, Oh Allah !We pray You in your endless mercy to give us a better person, may this bad dream comes to an end soon-i pray ! please Maqari/Dave allow me to pray to my Lord, PLEASE !
EMTL i must agree with u,prayer is the only thing that will bail Nigerian's out of this doom,and what really disappoints me is the way our traditional rulers associate themselves with this tyranny,and when ever labour wanted to go on strike is the same traditional rulers and our so-called leaders or legislators that will open thier yeye mouth shouting that they should be cautious,but when its the turn of the Govt to impose hardship on Nigerian's they will :-X.....
I will therefore join EMTL in prayer.......
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Twinkle Where did u go? If u cum across this: I heard from a freind u got A stars in ur xzams, can I post u a project 2 do 4 me? I will pay u. ?;)
Hey Ummita, i was just out & about, & just sinking in my exams, wai, har ya gaya niki result dina, well it's all after hard tyme. AlhamdulilaH. Hey feel free baby gal, just post it down.
But kinsa nothing goes for free ;) lol
My question is where is da Ministers of K-online,
Twinkle, Congarts wooo!! Two thumbs up 4 yah. Allah kara fahimta. ;D
hmmm GURUs de dis place ooooo.! :o
Quotehmmm GURUs de dis place ooooo.! ?:o
hmmm...look who's talking! Ay u r one of them... :)
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hmmm...look who's talking! Ay u r one of them... :)
Ai fa kam Ihsan "a kace mudubi mai kagani, yace kaina" ;D
swinging his head around*
Wannan wagen ya fi karfim mu!
make I carry my Ogo dey vamuse
ai kam kana da gaskiya.
when dem Ihasn r mixing chemicals evrywhere and comin up with complex ones. Wai H + 2 + 0 = h20. ;D
I just hope its not anything like the ones they use in building bombs! cos bush will soon acquire ur brainz! ;D
Quoteai kam kana da gaskiya.
when dem Ihasn r mixing chemicals evrywhere and comin up with complex ones. Wai H + 2 + 0 = h20. ?;D
I just hope its not anything like the ones they use in building bombs! cos bush will soon acquire ur brainz! ?;D
lol....zezezee...ay kai idan aka ce kwakwalwa an gama! look wen u don come write all dem tins on hacking....LALLAI...I don salute u wooo...
ptsss zezezee (ihsany whispering)...ehem, I need to go behind our Uni's firewall, how do I go about doing that (lol) hehehe
My kweshion goes out 2 hausanicious, zezezee n Dante?
When do we hear about ur Wives 2 b?
ok ummita i want to know all about u/ and in full .
Why ummita!! Ummita!! ummita...?
BECAUSE SHE HAS POSSESSED THEIR MINDS USING BLACK MAGIC. :P
Quote from: "mudacris"My kweshion goes out 2 hausanicious, zezezee n Dante?
When do we hear about ur Wives 2 b?
PERHAPS, WHEN YOU MARRY THEM OFF. LIKE THEY SAID THEY ARE READY TO SETTLE. ANA DOLE? :?
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"BECAUSE SHE HAS POSSESSED THEIR MINDS USING BLACK MAGIC. :P
Kai!! da gaske kike?
Hi everyonee,
I m a new user t d kanoonline so wats so funny about konline?
I have been herering of d site konline everywere so ummita how did u
feel about konline cos u r one of d stars in there?
You are most welcome ummike to Kanoonline.........there are lots of funny things,some of which u might'nt find funny.....bottomline is feel free.............
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Quote from: "mudacris"My kweshion goes out 2 hausanicious, zezezee n Dante?
When do we hear about ur Wives 2 b?
PERHAPS, WHEN YOU MARRY THEM OFF. LIKE THEY SAID THEY ARE READY TO SETTLE. ANA DOLE? :?
Ok Hafsy, i know get ze gist, ai irin wanna sai kiyi bayani zat ur not YET ready, zen we can helf cool down Hausanicious ya dan hakura until u will b ready, zat wunt b BIg deal, is it G-naka?
I'll find it difficult to believe that Hausanicious will wait long.....he's anxious already.......lol
Looking for Hausanicious...
anyone knows his wherebouts :?: is like he
has been lost in kanoonline for quite a while :?:
Hmn wait and see........whenever hafsy's online, u'll find your pal hausanicious.................................by the way has anyone seen venom recently?
Salamualaikum,
Nidai ina son na san waye me kanoonline webiste? A takaice
namu duka all of us abi oga webmaster?
Quote from: "ummita" A'a wat did I do? naaaaa. This na personal kweshion fa! Mhmmm honestly I wud hav answered IBB, KILISHI & HAUSANICIOUS......but Kilishi u refused 2 b straight. I ask kweshion where u go? kapish!!! tell di truth.
JIBONURA.....my eyes just didnt c that.!!!
Oga admin...where has he been?
Let me ask serious person question? Ibro wat is d color of your pyjamaz? and wat present did u get 4 this eid?
Mudacris wat r u studyin in skool Linguistics cus u definately kill it with that accent ;)? :-/
Kilishi again how old are you?
Is Waziri really married...tohhhhh gud gud.......how many kids?
Humrah so u like Waziri or wat? b more specific?
kin yi kidan ki kuma kin yi rarwan ki..............
Quote from: "gogannaka"Hmn wait and see........whenever hafsy's online, u'll find your pal hausanicious.................................by the way has anyone seen venom recently?
I TAKE CHINEKE GOD BEG YOU, REMOVE MY NAME. KAI!
IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Quote from: "gogannaka"Hmn wait and see........whenever hafsy's online, u'll find your pal hausanicious.................................by the way has anyone seen venom recently?
I TAKE CHINEKE GOD BEG YOU, REMOVE MY NAME. KAI!
IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?
I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!
I dont even what ya'all rapping about here. :evil:
UMMITA is it true dat u are among da pimp dairy dats u among da tricks P imp listed in his last articles dat said ARRIVAL OF PIMP :o so u betta tell that f#@@g kitkat dat am comin soon guess wat poeple i got da jonny walker magic stick :D .
a spade is a spade & dat just wat it is :) .u can cee me @ da play boy mansion later in da day :) .. PIMP BABY...
*signs* keepin ker cuppa tea down.........wats really ur case pa'h?
Dunno know, if u say I am, den b it, If I consida mah self not 2 b in ur (pee eye em pee) diary den I aint. I need no xplanation as u'll kno betta. Wat do u reckon? If I am, den d nxt 2 cum on ur list wud b.."u know her betta dan I do" :wink: Choose ur pick! Am welkomin u 2 d d kanoonline forum, its up 2 the FAMILY 2 welkom u in2 their clan I guess. Anways got betta things 2 do.... naaaa if u'll xcuse me brov,....gotta attend 2 mah family.
Its been a while fammmmmmm, I miss ya'all(she laffs) Washaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Kitkat?(she laffs)
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IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?
I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!
Ohhhh, am scared f dogs & cats r even d worst. D lass tym a cat jumped on me, I was told dat I passed out. No wayyyy cats uh uh uh.....I dnt even accept cards wit catty pics.....no way! Dnt feel bad kitkat. I definately know how u luv dem. I know wat it feels 2 luv a pet. Am sure dem puppies r cute. I dnt mind lookin @ dem from afar
Oh boi, I lurvvvvvvvvvvvv ma pets more dan anythin in this entire universe. U really got me goin, am juss happy 2 speak bout dem. So lemme rant on a bit..... Dey mean d world 2 me, dey cum first in er'thang. I care 4 dem 2 death. And am against any1 who is against dem. I hav dem 4 more dan 6yrs now. Travelling wit out dem is like travellin without ur heart (she laffs). I sometyms skip lectures juss 2 cum hme & check if dey alryt. dats if I wake up seein dem not in a very gud state of health. Alot of mah freinds lurv dem. And dey always gettin cute, antique presents from ma freinds, family & relatives.
(so u guys shud start sending but u'll hav 2 start sending d owner presents den her babies will hav theirs, she laffs) They make me smile after a bad day (juss lookin @ dem gives happiness) and I thank Allah 4 givin me these adorable cute creatures. I lost one died a feeeeew mnths bck. Mah worldturned apart. I was lost in shambles. Although I still hav d rest but that particular one, I adored so much. As I type, I glanced @ dem & dey made me smile. I had so manyyyyyyyy of their pics. They all hav names. They are sooooo gorgeous. Anyone who knows me knows dat dem creatures r part of me, my living, infact er'thang. NO WORDS AN EVA DESCRIBE MAH LOV 4 DEM. Some said I was obessed but ppls words dont get me down. Its juss pure luv. Wen u hav something 4 so so so long u automatically bcum attached 2 dem. Even though dey dnt tlk but dey know meeee so much. &
I LUVVVVV DEM WIT EVERY BEAT OF MAH HEART....................
KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?
Quote from: "ummita"Quote from: "kitkat"Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?
I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!
KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?
BURGU NE PETS DINKI?.......NACE GARI KO MALAMA UMMITA? :lol:
Quote from: "ummita"Quote from: "kitkat"Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
IS THERE ANY MEMBER WHO OWNS A PET?
I have 4 dogs and 2 cats.
In fact one of the dogs just had 4 pups but one died so thats 7 dogs now!
Ohhhh, am scared f dogs & cats r even d worst. D lass tym a cat jumped on me, I was told dat I passed out. No wayyyy cats uh uh uh.....I dnt even accept cards wit catty pics.....no way! Dnt feel bad kitkat. I definately know how u luv dem. I know wat it feels 2 luv a pet. Am sure dem puppies r cute. I dnt mind lookin @ dem from afar
Oh boi, I lurvvvvvvvvvvvv ma pets more dan anythin in this entire universe. U really got me goin, am juss happy 2 speak bout dem. So lemme rant on a bit..... Dey mean d world 2 me, dey cum first in er'thang. I care 4 dem 2 death. And am against any1 who is against dem. I hav dem 4 more dan 6yrs now. Travelling wit out dem is like travellin without ur heart (she laffs). I sometyms skip lectures juss 2 cum hme & check if dey alryt. dats if I wake up seein dem not in a very gud state of health. Alot of mah freinds lurv dem. And dey always gettin cute, antique presents from ma freinds, family & relatives. (so u guys shud start sending but u'll hav 2 start sending d owner presents den her babies will hav theirs, she laffs) They make me smile after a bad day (juss lookin @ dem gives happiness) and I thank Allah 4 givin me these adorable cute creatures. I lost one died a feeeeew mnths bck. Mah worldturned apart. I was lost in shambles. Although I still hav d rest but that particular one, I adored so much. As I type, I glanced @ dem & dey made me smile. I had so manyyyyyyyy of their pics. They all hav names. They are sooooo gorgeous. Anyone who knows me knows dat dem creatures r part of me, my living, infact er'thang. NO WORDS AN EVA DESCRIBE MAH LOV 4 DEM. Some said I was obessed but ppls words dont get me down. Its juss pure luv. Wen u hav something 4 so so so long u automatically bcum attached 2 dem. Even though dey dnt tlk but dey know meeee so much. &
I LUVVVVV DEM WIT EVERY BEAT OF MAH HEART....................
KItkat guess wat mah pets r?
Any1 Guess wat kinda pets r they?
Sounds like a pair of hamsters or gerbils right?
Hey Ummita, nice 2 hav u bck. .............u hate cats? I dont blame you, their eyes at night scares the living day out of me.
Kitkat my niece got Hapstaz, I hate them. Their food stink, they make squeeky noise once the light is off.
Back to ummita, Uhmmm uhmmmmm what could your pets be? :?:
TORTOISE!!!! :D THATS ITS I GOT IT RIGHT. DIDNT I? :shock:
AS FOR ME, I GOT TWO PARROTS, ONE MALE, ONE FEMALE.
Quote from: "Gangstar"I dont even what ya'all rapping about here. :evil:
hey sa-salati stop guest-appearing & be urself..abi guts & glory don finish ne?LMAO!
ummita me cant guess ..jus tell us di kain pet wey u get ..abi da kishirwar azumi zamu ji ko kuma da wasa kwakwalwa?..lol
kit-katty dats breathtaking ..did u say 7 /4/ or 8 dogs plus cats?(eniway i'm not too surprise bout d cat stuff..lol)
hah now U twinkle aka d new miss spitfire..lol...now i see why i shudnt be surprised @ all u rote in respect 2 WANNABE-SA-SALATI..did u say u gat 2 parrots? bravo!
HEY'ALL I DONT MEAN NO HARM YA'KNW...I'M LIKE JUSS KIDDING!
ummita me cant guess ..jus tell us di kain pet wey u get ..abi da kishirwar azumi zamu ji ko kuma da wasa kwakwalwa?..lol
kit-katty dats breathtaking ..did u say 7 /4/ or 8 dogs plus cats?(eniway i'm not too surprise bout d cat stuff..lol)
hah now U twinkle aka d new miss spitfire..lol...now i see why i shudnt be surprised @ all u rote in respect 2 WANNABE-SA-SALATI..did u say u gat 2 parrots? bravo!
HEY'ALL I DONT MEAN NO HARM YA'KNW...I'M LIKE JUSS KIDDING!
Well for those curious fellas that want to know ummita's pets:they are 2 pairs of fish (yes twinkle,male and female also)...unfortunately one of them recently poked ummita with its fin and she had to take several rounds of tetanus injections.That fish was marinaded and served for dinner............now they are three...
I bet u, if u want to offend ummitah,try brutalizing the fish :twisted:
Hmmm... and may we be redeemed!
HISS YA'ALL DONT KNOW.............SHE GOT TWO BIG FAT HUGE GORILLAS.
I GOT A CUTE WHITE CAT AS A BIRTHDAY PRESENT 3YRS AGO. SHE WAS COVERED IN A PINK SHOWEL AND PACKAGED IN A LITTLE BASKET. AND TO ME, THAT WAS THE CUTEST LITTLE THING. SHE PURRSS BEAUTIFULLY AND SEDUCTIVELY. BUT ONE DAY I WOKE UP NOT LIKING HER IN HER NATURAL WHITE FUR AROUND MID SEP. UMMITA WAS ON HOLS IN MY HOUSE AT THAT TIME, AND I JOKINGKLY TOLD HER I DONT LIKE MY CAT'S WHITE FUR. SHE HATED CATS ANYWAYS AND WE ALWAYS USE TO HAVE A BIG FIGHT. SO SHE SUGGESTED I USE WATER COLOUR AND BRUSH TO PAINT HER UP. I PAINTED HER ALL IN PINK. SHE KEPT PURRING AND SCREECHING. LORD! SHE CAME OUT ALL IN PINK. INITIALLY WE CALL HER SAFAH BUT SINCE THAT DAY EVERYONE CALLED HER PINKY. AND I ALSO PAINTED HER CLAWS IN ORANGE. UMMITA WAS HAVING A BIG LAUGH AND WATCHING FROM A VERY FAR DISTANCE STANDING ON MY BED. NOW I TAUGHT OVER IT, AND AM THINKING. THATS SO CRUDE, EVIL, AND UNFAIR OF HER TO MY CAT :evil: . MY CAT WENT OUT ON THAT DAY AND IT RAINED. SHE LOOKED DISGUSTING! SHE DIED LAST YEAR SHE CREPT INTO ONE OF MY BROTHERS BIG BOOTS GOT TRAPPED HEADS FIRST, STRUGGLED SO HARD AND DIED OF SUFFOCATION :cry: AND ANYTIME I REMEMBER WHAT UMMITA MADE ME DO, I DEEPLY FEEL SORRY AND REGRETFUL FOR SUCH AN "INFLUENCED ACT" :cry: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHETHER YOU IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY CAT, CUS YOU HATED HER SO MUCH. UMMITA U AINT FAIR :cry: MAY PINKY'Z SOUL REST IN PEACE.
WHATS THE MOST EVIL THING ANY MEMBER DONE? LET ME SEE THE HONEST ONCES AMONGST US HERE....[/b]
AM LISTENING, DAYAKE KUNJI ANCE EVIL KOWA YAYI SHIRU. BA GASKIYA! :roll:
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"SHE DIED LAST YEAR SHE CREPT INTO ONE OF MY BROTHERS BIG BOOTS GOT TRAPPED HEADS FIRST, STRUGGLED SO HARD AND DIED OF SUFFOCATION :cry: AND ANYTIME I REMEMBER WHAT UMMITA MADE ME DO, I DEEPLY FEEL SORRY AND REGRETFUL FOR SUCH AN "INFLUENCED ACT" :cry: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHETHER YOU IS THE ONE WHO KILLED MY CAT, CUS YOU HATED HER SO MUCH. UMMITA U AINT FAIR :cry: MAY PINKY'Z SOUL REST IN PEACE.
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ALLAHU AKBAR, ALLAH YA JIKAN YER KYAWARKI YANMATA. AMMAN DAI MALAMA UMMITA BATA KYAUTA BA. KIYI HAKURI HAJIYA HAFSY.
NIDAI INA DAN AKUYA DA SHANAYE BIYU DA YAR ZAKARA DAYA. DA YER TUNKIYA DAYA. SAI KUMA KAZA DAYA WANDA TANA GAB DA KYANKYASA. IDAN TA KYANKYASHE KWAI GUDA 5 TO ZAN TASHI DA JIRAJIRAN KAGI GUDA BIYAR.
NIDAI A NAWA YAR TUNANIN, ABINDA UMMITA KEDASHI SHINE TANTABARU. (PIDGEONS) :D
MUAWIYA...........ABOVE
ABUN NAKU NE SAI A HANKALI ZAMU KOYA
kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! hafcy!..is dat story of urs tru or som kind of a make believe??? if its' tru den u mustav shed an ocean of tears(oh poor u!) ummita deserves 100 slashes of bulala ..nah dats not all..she shud be locked up in a cage fulla cats & dogs 4 weeks sai kuma muga karewar catophobia or dogiephobia..is dat oky wid u 1/2cy? now smile! :D
now bak 2 biz..the most evilish thing dan-kauye eva did???..kai dats hard one..lemme think..erm..uh..(scratching his head)..kai wallahi me cant think of any..mayb coz u made it sound serious ..y'knw 2 eer is human..all d evil things me done na small small ones..abi make i tell una??..oky i'll let y'all in L8a!
now now now..ma questions nima....
dnt y'all think 1/2CY is a troublemaker yet very humorous?(bite me)
there's dis guest who seem 2 be a regular onlyner & whose name is MU'AWIYA..wen wud u be a registered memba? :D
HAFCY..whut's dis worst sin u said u commited only thrice(looking curious) :shock: :shock: :shock:
does UMMITA owns d whole world's tyme ?(she post longggg replies:very kool & terrific though)
wudnt DAN-KAUYE look flyer bumping on his donkey rather dan cruzing in a bently(DAN-KAUYE..nawa 4 ur dreeams...e fit materialize sha ..abi?..lol)
SA-SALATI ...has anyone eva blessed u? :twisted:
how tru is it dat UMMITA is a bio-chemist in d making? :wink: :wink: :D :D :D
where's STR8TALKING?(honey i miss ya online sosai;PS ..i've renovated ur bukkah...new mat..big bamboo bed..& all!..lol..plz come home)
is GIMBIYA really a model?(dan-kauye gat new label coming...kauye-wearsdenims)
dont y'all think UMMITA is unik as a star & kool as ice(freeeze gurl..lol)
GOGANNAKA ..is it tru u dey study 4 B.U.K?(ance kullum ana ganin ka agaban nana hall)
whut if IHSAN turns MLBASH down?(bani na fada ba gaya min aka yi)
is TWINKLE really as gorgeous as she sounds?(duh..naomi campbell)
shudnt admin a.ka webmasta a.k.a S.DANYARO be blessed 4 bringing d northern youth folk 2gether?(if not how wud dan-kauye hav met d goruba (i mean apple ) of his eyes?)
is FIGORMS really a chinese dude?(chi ho quin koto chi choi hoo hoo)
isn't TWINKLE a changed gurl since her war wit SA-SETANIC(i mean sa-salati?)
is IBRO2G tryna brew up som kinda fa beef wit DAN-KAUYE?(hattara dai yaro...juss bugging)
isnt SA-SASALATI going haywire ? using multiple handles in here? :evil: :evil:
isnt EMTL an islamic scholar?(JAZAKHALLU HAIRAN)
is 1/2CY as pretty as she once said is?(abi no be u talkam pages bak?) :twisted:
dont 'yall think FATEEZ is soopa doopa fly?(PS;i hear say u be DC's die hard fan..but i dunno if u know say beyonce don break leg 4 dance reharsals..so thier nu album release date has bin pushed bak) :roll: :roll:
& last not least...
isnt DAN-KAUYE da flyyyyyyyyyyyest dude in k-online?(feels gooood 2 be a lil selfish)
PROVIDE ANSAS & MORE QUESTIONS SHALL FOLLOW.PEACE YA'LL!
(PS;NO OFFENCE 2 ALL JUST PLAIN FUN)
Get real dan kauye- U want me to leave my luxury deluxe mattress to come and sleep in a bamboo bed. U must be jokin. Rayuwar birni ta fi dadi ka ji ko. Idan za ka tattaro kayan ka ka biyo ni toh amma ni dai ba ni ba wannnan kauyen naka.....
:idea: hmmm actually, if u can build me a two storey bukkah with all mod-cons- air conditioning, fridge-freezer, washing machine, dish washer, digital tv etc maybe I will consider it....
Quote from: "Anonymous"Get real dan kauye- U want me to leave my luxury deluxe mattress to come and sleep in a bamboo bed. U must be jokin. Rayuwar birni ta fi dadi ka ji ko. Idan za ka tattaro kayan ka ka biyo ni toh amma ni dai ba ni ba wannnan kauyen naka.....
:idea: hmmm actually, if u can build me a two storey bukkah with all mod-cons- air conditioning, fridge-freezer, washing machine, dish washer, digital tv etc maybe I will consider it....
:arrow: Forgot to log on
haba str8talking honeeyyy,i cnt believe u've joined d hafcy band-wagon(dat i'm too kauyeish 4 ya)..now listen & listen gud..u want luxury u can hv it but a huge price 2 pay..i'll get 2 u mansion 24$ mil mansion in stefford,vacation @ d carebean,tiffany diamonds & pearls,la perla victoria's secret langeries,4rm lexuses-hummerz-lambos-porsches-escalades-clk gtr-bentlys-rollsroyces-6'4s-pjs(yes private jets)..gucci heelz,prada & lui vuiton bags,channel sunshies,l'oreal make up kit,vasace couch & pillows,di vince paintings,whut more cud u need???? world renowned chef(geth tyler),rose bearers & paparazzi every where u step,perfumy collection 4rm..lou'd issey 2 rumba 2 gucci rush 2 lu-lu cacharel-dunhill desire 2 carolina herera 2-1-2,davidoff ck 1 & 2 ,tommy girl,boss woman 2 armani emporio,dat done..watches..4rm patek philip 2 philip shareal 2 cartier XX 2 piaget 2 rolex ...swatches 2 timex..atamfa 4rm..english wax 2 hollandais 2 super wax 2 nichem wax 2 ...laces 4rm organza 2 tapeta 2 anyone u want...golds & jewels..i'll have 2 take u 2 al-gazaz & kornesh in jeddah 2 shop gold d whole week...dinner anywhere 4rm LA hilton 2 abj hilton 2 sharaton 2 al-dash'a 2 bolingo 2 tahir suites...cell phone 4rm...sony ericcson p900 2 nokia 6620 2 sagem my-x6 2 siemens SL65 2 motorola t780 2 samsung E-700,laptops 4rm compaq 2 apple 2 dell 2 packerd bell....ke yarinya dats not all infact its juss d begining.....but d price 2 pay is huge ,,can u stand fighting a mil women in d city every day(hafcy & twinkle are @ d fore front)????? cab u resist all d asiri they'll do 2 snatch me off & all????....OKY NOW (JOKES OVER)..THIS IS MY QUESTION;DOES MONEY REALLY BUY LUV???? WHUT IF U CAN GET ALL THOSE WORLDY THANGS BUT BUT NO NO LUV LUV???? WHUT'S LIFE WITHOUT LUV????? NO,SERIOUSLY...I JUST DONT GET IT..(PS meet me @ d royal dorf @ casablanca 4 dinner ..britney spears,j.lopez,pink,shakira,beyonce & christina millian,sean paul,r'kelly,nick cannon,snoop,limpbizkid,kid rock,lenny kravtz,dixie chicks,soopa cat,keyn little,atomic kitten ,spice gurls,avril lavign..eminem..no not eminem, but all wil be entertaining u thru out d dinner)
_whats love got to do with it?
whats love but a second-hand emotion?
who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?_
tina turner
who said anything about love? ba zancen love sai gaskiya!!!!! but hey if u want to remain a village boy for the rest of ur life toh its up to u. if u change ur mind shaaaaa u know where to find me :wink: [/img]
Quote from: "Anonymous"_whats love got to do with it?
whats love but a second-hand emotion?
who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?_
tina turner
who said anything about love? ba zancen love sai gaskiya!!!!! but hey if u want to remain a village boy for the rest of ur life toh its up to u. if u change ur mind shaaaaa u know where to find me :wink: [/img]
mmhhmmm me again!!!
str8talking GOOD U!...i'm laffing as i type..coz gawdddd me cnt belive i said all ...dats not d real me,nah!...kai where on earth will man pikin get all these...does anyone own all these??? probably billgates mayb larry ellison more lykely p.diddy ...amma fa some feefle dey enjoy...hey i'm living in d real world so i was STRICTLYS STRICTLYS JUSTS JUSTS KIDDINGS KIDDINGS...amma fa i eva happen 2 be in d position of d can-afford-all ...who could be dis special gurl da zata zo ta mora banza haka??? nah! i dnt fink so! ..but again it wud be too selfish not 2 share it wid som pretty chikalah...(DIS IS AN OVARALL JOKE)
...where ma ppl @???????????????????????????????? cud som1 plz hollllla???
back 2 d real world..er..erm..talking of pets ...yeah me gat 3 donkeys..d eldest whom i call NAMALLE is d one chosen 4 farm work...& KIDAS obviously ma fave..d one 1 use wen i come 2 d city 2 visit my frend's aunt's half-brother's cousin...& d last one is d car euivalent of bently..which's 4 honeeey str8talking.....
woooooops dats gross (ain't it?)
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whut if IHSAN turns MLBASH down?(bani na fada ba gaya min aka yi)
(PS;NO OFFENCE 2 ALL JUST PLAIN FUN)
la la la la...ka ce na rika zaga yo wa wajen nan ina ganin tabargazar da ake yi man!
ko da yake nasan wasa kake yi...dan ni kam ban taba jin matar aure (wacce kuma tasan meye aure a addininta) take sauraren wani da zancen aure kuma! koma me dai!
ahh malama ihsan,gud 2 hav ya bak!..ke ce matar wani??? yaushe aka daura ???? jiya???..one of da wondas of d internet is dat one can 4eva remain anonymous..really a plus 4 me..so tell some other ppl u married..lol..
oky seriously i dnt get this k-online chicks marriage thangy,every gurl wants 2 claim she's married..abu kadan sai kaji ance miji n or yayana..when none exists...so now tell me whuts up!..oh its all part of my kiddings!
Quote from: "dan kauye"ahh malama ihsan,gud 2 hav ya bak!..ke ce matar wani??? yaushe aka daura ???? jiya???..one of da wondas of d internet is dat one can 4eva remain anonymous..really a plus 4 me..so tell some other ppl u married..lol..
oky seriously i dnt get this k-online chicks marriage thangy,every gurl wants 2 claim she's married..abu kadan sai kaji ance miji n or yayana..when none exists...so now tell me whuts up!..oh its all part of my kiddings!
thank u dan kauye.
but how sure r u I am the same Ihsan u know? with the internet u never know :D
WHAT KIND OF MOBILE OR CELL FONE DO YOU HAVE?
toh ihsan shikenan bar shi dai haka..i let it slide.
ke kuma ina kika shiga kwana biyu..yup dake nake hafcy..koh kin shiga iitikafi ne??? oh.. d crime work r u done yet & whut's it like ??i'm all ears..sai kuma cellie na ko?..yeah i gat a very good walkie-talkie(trish yeah)
LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?
kai jama'a lallai akwai eagle eyed onlinez in here ..kai a guest kake ma amma sai da ka gano koh??? toh sai ka tambayi moderator coz she shud know betta...lol..
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"WHAT KIND OF MOBILE OR CELL FONE DO YOU HAVE?
oba-oba ce mana.Wat do u expect?
IS PIMP A FAG?IF NOT SO,WHY IS HE ALWAYS MAKIN USE OF D WORD.
Quote from: "bebeji"LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?
huh? is it a crime 2 be yoruba? unfact emi ni omo Yoruba gan gan! :wink:
infact it wud be a good thing 2 be Yoruba i really admire their culture and
girmamawa for their elders. But I'm hausa abi fulani, infact any1 u call mi
i'll accept
Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"AM LISTENING, DAYAKE KUNJI ANCE EVIL KOWA YAYI SHIRU. BA GASKIYA! :roll:
hehehe...i no go lie sha i did some evil things. I think da worst one was
to keep malice with ma mom when i was only 18 months old. it wasn't ma
fault, ma lil brother sadiq(aka ma partner in crime :wink:) was born only
18 months after i was born so i thot all da luv and care me mum had 4 mi
was gone. i was no longer yar-auta and she didn't even play wit mi as
much as b4. i was so depressed that i decided to stay away from her. i
was always stuck 2 ma dad and when he goes 2 work, i wud sit and watch
cartoonz alone all day. i didn't even let her carry mi or anything. dis
continued for about 8 years until i had enuff sense to think 4 maself. I
guess dats why up till now i'm not really close 2 ma mom and she says
she still doesn't understand mi till today {not ma fault rite? Now we're
best buddies}.
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And oh when i waz around 8-ish dis same sadiq was fighting with mi 4
razorblade then i told him 2 come and collect it when da blade waz in his
handz i just snatched it away and sliced his handz. he was just bleeding
without control i stood and stared {still didnt say a thing} ma mum
realised and took him 2 da hosp. he got 8 stitches on his hands and i
neva said sorry {until now}.
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And emmm...ma brothers always send mi around do dis do dat...do
everything...so one day i was sick and tired i didnt say anything, just
stood up and removed their nintendo wire an flogged them shege until
their skin turned red {hehe it's fun, ur older brothers crying cos of u}
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And again when i was in boarding skool there waz also dis senior dat used
2 pick on mi just cos i was hausa. So on da 2nd to last day of da term she
made mi pack her suit case! well when i finished she was sound asleep so
emm i squirted a smiley face with close up {tooth paste} on her hands.
so when she woke up da next morning da 1st thing she did was to wipe
her face and oh....she got it real bad hehehe i laughed all day. b4 she cud
send 4 mi i was on ma way 2 ma papas house!
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ummm...it's like i have got all day 2 spend i'm just bored!!!!
and emm...i'm not dat evil
lol, lol, Fateez dat wasn't nice, (experimenting on the poor child's blood flow rate). Anyway, we all had dat bit of evil/childish side, now we just tell stories. :wink:
Quote from: "Fateez"Quote from: "bebeji"LOL LOL JUST TOW DAYS AGO I SAW THAT ANCE MALLAMA FATEEEZ BAYERABIYA (YORUBA) CE INJI FIGORMS KUMA YAU NA DAWO NA GA YA BATA. HMMM DAN KAUYE ICE LAFIYA DAI KO?
huh? is it a crime 2 be yoruba? unfact emi ni omo Yoruba gan gan! :wink:
infact it wud be a good thing 2 be Yoruba i really admire their culture and
girmamawa for their elders. But I'm hausa abi fulani, infact any1 u call mi
i'll accept
thank u my sista.. :D :D :D :D
toh bebeji..eagle eye...me aka hango yanzu kuma??(sticks out tongue)