Hi Forumites, here is a game of words connection.
the game is played as follows:
I start a short sentence story and the next person
continues with the last word that was mentioned.
you must actually continue your sentence with the
last word that ended the previous sentence.
We will make a good story - just for humour please.
Let me start, then someone should carry on:
In those days, women are very obedient to their
husbands.
Husbands have weak points. If you wanna know why, I will tell you a story a bit dirty thou
thou should tell the forumites the weak points of men
Men of all ages and status
Status of women should earn respect >:(
respect is only earned when you respect yourself
yourself and myself must bring an end to this discrimination.
Discrimination against all gender and race
Race to end the racism
Racism is the fear of the unknown
Unknown soldier, na him do am.
am... what did he do?
Do to deserve this judgement
Assalamu alaikum,
Judgement must be preceeded with an investigation
Investigation that would determine the truth
Truth will always out
out of mind, but not out of sight
Sight is just as good as hearing
Hearing is not that easy for those with kunnen-kashi
Kunnen kashi da na uwar shegu are all the same
Same old thing makes you bored
Bored am I now
Now look for something to do
do while you have the time
Time waits for no one
One day at a time
time is money
Money can be made and lost
Lost but found careless owner
owner does not mean controller
controller is different
different things comes in different directions, life is
full of surprises and challenges that we have to face!
Face-Me-I-face-You is a type of gidan haya mostly found in the ghettos
Ghettos that lack basic amenities such as tap water and security
security of lives and property is lacking in nigeria
"thieving politicians" or is that a phrase?
Phrase in full capacity
Alkanawi, you've disrupted the flow of the thread. I'll continue from DB's post;
Nigeria We Hail Thee!
Thee shall not say B- for Vingo
Vingo vingo vingo... now what exactly is that?
That is what we don't know
Know u want to know? It is called game of word connection so connect
connect words to give meanings
Meanings that need no explanations
Explanations make things clearer
clearer for the sake of understanding
understanding one another to achieve a desired goal
Clearer u want it? Not everything is clearified
IBB >:(
IBB him out for spoiling the flow ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
NO I dont understand how GGNK and DB conspire and overtook my post i replied jeje, look at the flow
Quote from: IBB on August 07, 2008, 05:28:55 PM
NO I dont understand how GGNK and DB conspire and overtook my post i replied jeje, look at the flow
Flow was out of synch IBB...sorry :)
Sorry means sannu ko yi hakuri
Hakuri because you can't do anything
Anything as how ?
How it will make sense
sense and meaning
Meaning the flow of the thread is back on?
on the forum as usuall
Usual activities need change over sometime, except few
few people hold Nigeria in ransom
Ransom without caring
caring for the weak and the less priviledge
priviledge information can be a dangerous weapon
Weapon to decieve the masses
few like what? I think everything needs change
disrupting the flow >:(
(the) flow fooled me. Sorry GGNK 8)
GGNK 8) is in danger!
danger? Subhanallah. What happened?
what happened that i am in Danger?
Danger means red light and red lights spell danger
danger from exposure to DB's mago-mago
Mago-mago is natural to PDP, and DB likes PDP
PDP won the april elections
election(s) held in april is free and fair
Fair to the open minded
mind that can't see fault I think you mean.
Gullible Minds that are easily decieved.
Deceived by the media
unpatriotic media with no principles
Quote from: Jibo on September 20, 2008, 04:11:25 AM
unpatriotic media with no principles
Jibo, the rule of the game is that you start
with the last word which is media in this case.
principles is only found in our books not in practice
(Thank you sirniyo DB for the correction, here we go)
Media for the masses ;D ;D ;D
in november obama will win the US election.
the first african american with a muslim background. "kun fa ya kun. Insha Allah.
Does it matter if he has a muslim bckgd? He's not one so it dont make an iota of a difference ??? Like him cos he's black at least. His wife Michelle's a power force... she's so strong and very smart.
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 20, 2008, 11:31:58 AM
Quote from: Jibo on September 20, 2008, 04:11:25 AM
unpatriotic media with no principles
Jibo, the rule of the game is that you start
with the last word which is media in this case.
principles is only found in our books not in practice
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 22, 2008, 07:47:21 PM
Does it matter if he has a muslim bckgd? He's not one so it dont make an iota of a difference ??? Like him cos he's black at least. His wife Michelle's a power force... she's so strong and very smart.
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 22, 2008, 02:41:09 PM
in november obama will win the US election.
the first african american with a muslim background. "kun fa ya kun. Insha Allah.
To fa DB,
Ka ga yadda dokar akai kaca-kaca da ita ko? Me ya hada words game da maganar Obama? Ai ba mu zo nan ba ko? Don Allah taimaka ka jawo hankalinsu su komo hanya.
Quote from: Jibo on September 21, 2008, 02:46:20 PM
(Thank you sirniyo DB for the correction, here we go)
Media for the masses ;D ;D ;D
Masses that are trampled on by the PDP government
government of the rich people
PEOPLE WILL DEMAND JUSTICE FROM THE POLITICANS THAT ARE AFFLICTED WITH KLEPTOMANIA.
Kleptomania,a disease uncurable
Uncurable till death!
Death at the age of 60s to 90s
90s is the period Nigerian started feeling the impact of corruption
CORRUPTION HAS REMAINED IN OUR NATIONAL LIFE AS CANCEROUS AND CANTANKEROUS!
Cantankerous ragamufin
ragamuffin is a shabbily clothed child
child is always not considered when life is discussed
DISCUSSION WITH DISCORDANT VOICES AND VIEWS COULD DISASTROUSLY END UP DASTARDLY!
Dastardly? Dis your grammar wey you dey blow don
start to pain my eyes and lips
lips should learn to cope!
COPE WITH ALL THE PRESSURES OF LIFE BY REGULAR EXERCISES, ELSE YOU SUFFER FROM SCHIZOPHRENIA!
SCHIZOPHRENIA! give the longest dictionary, please!
PLEASE SEARCH THE WEB.
web dictionaries are very helpful at least to us English learners.
LESRNERS RID OFF ABRACADABRA.
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Abracadabra is a magic word!
words of any language are very numerous
Numerous as the grains of sand
Sand that is not fertile cannot produce
produce all your evidences in a court of law
law is made to be broken!
Broken hearts can be mend
mend the fence.
The fence is sat upon
upon what, Jibo?
Jibo we are waiting
Waiting for who sat on the fence yesterday?
Yesterday? no, it isnt yesterday, its the day before yesterday
Yesterday has gone! Take a bow!
bow out of the game
game of words connection
Connection is the source of Nigerian problems. But a solution to the connected ones problems
Problem with what i say?
say to get the game going.
going! going!! goin!!! gone.
Gone, catch the next one
one left just now
Now, or it would be too late
late to turn back the hands of time
Time flies
Flies can be so irritating
Irritating were those flies in Borno
Bornon Shehu
shehu of borno, the only king Dan Fodiyo could not fight
Fight for his throne
Throne of power
Power to rule
Rule a line with your new ruler
Ruler used for beating children
Children are our future.
Future is for the chosen ones
Controller does not mean proprietor.
Ajingi, the rule says use the last word used
to create your own sentence - haba Your
Royal Highness an gaishe ka.
gane reversed from IBB's post:
ones or one's?
Ones, which rhymes with Once
Once upon a time
Time time, Story story, story.........
story teller..
Teller or Tailor
Tailored clothing makes one look elegant
elegant enough if you are good looking
looking good means living good
living good doesn't mean looking good, I think.
I think you are right
right now, israel is busy bombarding the palestinians
palestinians that are helpless
helpless is wat i feel wen i see ma ppl suffering :(
Suffering whiile the world is watching
watching children and women die
What concerns you, concerns me.......
Women die leaving behind orphans!
'Waduz you missed the connection!
orphans, widows and divorcees are
planning a mass protest in kano
Kano being the Household of all the Divorced?!
divorced? jibo are you sure of what you are saying
Saying all things about divorcees issues are there in Bazawara/Bazawari Issues Tread!
Bazawari Issues Tread that has not solutions to
solutions to issues are in there to look for......
...for what can never forever be solved...
solved in real sense...
sense is diversified among people of different nature!
Nture of problem determines nature of solution.
solutions are barely implemented after been found especially in Nigeria.
Nigeria is a great country
Country where power supply has failed to improve
in this nation of idle minds of different identities........
Identities are decptive in a country where corruption is institutionalised.
institutionalized poverty with citizens searching left to right for what to eat.....
.....eat from what GOD bestows on the Country
Country of Great Men and Women!
Men and women, with misplaced prorities......
prioitising is important while dealing with alot of problems with limited resources at a atime.
time is'nt on our side.
but on our hands to move us forward.....
waduz, ur suppose to use the last word to begin your new sentence
Sentanced to lyf in prisonment, that Austrian Bastard
bastards are born
Born yesterday's morning
morning sounds like mourning
In mourning there is no Gantsare!
"Gantsare Gaye...Gaye never go straight"! (part of a song 'yam mata used to taunt 'yan gayu in those days ;D)
Dan Gaye mugun Bawa
bawa is a hausa word for a slave
Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 21, 2009, 04:04:31 PM
"Gantsare Gaye...Gaye never go straight"
LOL been long since i heard ths song.
Wai dama abun da suke cewa kenan. I thought it was 'gaye na bako street'
Nice one.Yan matan yanzu ma babu wani wasa ko waka da suke irin na gargajiya.
gargajiya is now a forgotten phenomenon
Phenomenon, a song by LL cool J
Quote from: gogannaka on July 02, 2009, 11:43:54 PM
Wai dama abun da suke cewa kenan. I thought it was 'gaye na bako street'
Nice one.Yan matan yanzu ma babu wani wasa ko waka da suke irin na gargajiya.
Aha. ;D Haba, 'yam matan yanzu banda kwaikwayon America da Indiya me suke yi?
Quote from: gogannaka on July 07, 2009, 10:02:21 AM
Phenomenon, a song by LL cool J
J Lo is a nick for Jennifer Lopez.
Lopez is Argentine name
Name given at birth
birth control should be adopted in nigeria
Nigeria,good people,great nation!
Nation that's on the brink of collapse
Collapse due to selfish interests
interests and myopism? which one comes first
myopic views and ideas are Cantankerous.
cantankerous? this type of word is exclusively for yaron aunty's use
Use it to bring him back, because he appeared to be hypnotised by nairaland forum
;D ;D ;D
forums like nairaland are such a nice places to be
be or bee?
bee, our dear forum member, is being absent for a considerable time. I am beginning to feel...
feel she is not ok..
OK (hopefully) in her husband room I meant to say
say it again but she is not married
married to anybody? You sure, GGNK?
Surely not married untill properly don so.
so what's her true status?
status? STILL SEARCHING
Searching for Mr Right
Right now lets move on
on the streets of our cities
Cities that have no fuel, no power and no president.
President of Britain or Nigeria?
Nigeria? my God! what again?
Again to attach umar musa yar'adu at hopital 4 his present treatment
Treatment that need prayers
Prayers are needed but treatment is very important
important issues like this one should be discussed secretly
Secretly because they could be monitoring you
You know any gurl are gurl both not any gurl i can love her and i know u have't see 1 hen with 4 legs if u must see the son that told 4 his mother urgly and it most to him teld 4 his father polish also
also says babansoyayya
Babansoyayya sannu da himma
Himma bata ga raggo
Jamaa ya kamata muyiwa babansoyayya addua cos is lyk mata sun sa shi a gaba and kamar kuma su suka fi muhimmanci ga rayuwar shi.Babansoyayya kindly slow down zamu maka addua kaji.DB don Allah a mikawa malaman maiduguri kokon neman addua wa babansoyayya.
Wasan da bashi da karshe
Karshen alewa kasa
kasa mai albarka
Albarkar mai da mutane
Mutane masu hakuri da tsoro
Tsoro kamar farar kura
kura tana da tsoran da ake dangantata da shi kuwa?
Kuwa sosai
sosai kamar?
Kamar bera
bera ai da sata aka sanshi
Sanshi nake sosai yarinya taka wanta da naira
Naira bata da value
Value as?
as in babu daraja
daraja kamar dollar
Dollar is the quoted currency
currency used for trading
Trading forex
forex to make money
Money is the root of all blessing
blessing? or the root of all evil
evil is a relative term
term used to confuse people
People of different ages
ages and gender
Gender recognision makes languages such as Hausa and French difficult
difficult to understand
understand the phonetics
Phonetics is the branch of linguistics that deals
with the sounds of speech and their production,
combination, description, and representation by
written symbols
Symbol of confusion
Confusion is good in learning
learning is key for development
development,both mental and physical
Physical also refers to tangiable
Tangiable is a word i don't know
Know you not because the spelling tangiable is wrong, the right one is tangible meaning touchable
Touched is IBB's mind whenever spelling is spoilt ;D
;D must you laugh
Laugh is a present count...... kai where is my brighter grammer
grammer is what our legislators speak in the national assembly
Quote from: Dan-Borno on February 24, 2010, 07:14:20 PM
;D must you laugh
I was really laughing.
Quote from: IBB on February 25, 2010, 03:28:43 AM
Laugh is a present count...... kai where is my brighter grammer
Forgive me, Mr. 'Kyan-'kyan, I didn't know abun harda grammar. I now editted my reply. Go see. . .
Quote from: gogannaka on February 25, 2010, 10:52:31 AM
grammer is what our legislators speak in the national assembly
I think you've done it once again, GGNK. It's gramm
ar not gramm
er. 8)
Back to the game:
Assembly is one of the things I detested much while at secondary school
school days remind me of those day that I cant wait to be babba (an adult) so no one will shorten my good morning sleep
sleep with one eye if you can
CAN asked for the removal of Dambazau and Sanusi Lamido
Lamido and Dambazau are public servants with quality
integrity and patriotic of their Nation
Nation full of sentiments
Sentiments usually colour our judgements
judgements that are almost always wrong
Wrong people to suggest the removal of public servants, on what ground
ground to show abuse of office is wat efcc is looking for to convict el rufai
el rufai has done much good than the little damage he is been accused
accused of giving land to his family as if the don't deserve
deserve my foot? You, I and s/he all deserve as we are all Nigerians. But were you given a thing?
thing is i agree wit dan borno, elrufai has done much more good than harm, his indiscretions r part of human nature, no one is perfect
(being) perfect or not is not the case in point. If that's really the matter then everyone could just do what he wants and argues that no-one if perfect. Everyone knows that fact, even very well. Any ways, don't think I'm condemning him, but everyone has his foibles.
foibles are part of ones character, they form part of who we are. all we r saying is dat d guy is not dat badcompared to other public officers
officers that do not perform anything during their whole tenures
Muhahahahahaha i am enjoying this words connection
but its like muhsin is overreacting and writing long essays
kasan abin ka da mai jin turanci diyewa.
back to the game
tenures are created to checkmate public office holders
holders of public offices should endeavour to act in the interest of the people
people who once had hope in the public service
Service to self & nt to humanity is what our office holders are (in)famous of doing.
doing good is wat ll benefit us all
all nigerians are hypocrites with the exception of very few
few who have faith and are optimistic
optimistic views ll help in moving the country forward
forward towards achieving the vision 20:20:20
20.20.20 vision is a moving target
target which can barely be accomplished
accomplished goals are scarse in the present administration
administration needs experience
experience is the key
Key Points is still being used for WAEC Exams
Exams that 90% of the students fail
Failure is sometimes inevitable
inevitable and sometimes avoidable
avoidable also is that (i.e. failure) of our students in WAEC and NECO examinations
examinations (to me) are not the best test of knowledge
knowledge is not something quantitative, as say some scholars
scholars are mostly right, they provide guidance
guidance and advice on becoming humble
Humble and humility are one words describing nobility.
nobility is when aristocrats such as jibo start posting in the forum
forum- a-venue to air views
views that can be debated at any time
time is a precious commodity, use it wisely
wisely,so that you don't live to regret
regret bad decisions, learn from them n move on with your life
life can be sweet
sweet and at d same time complicated
complicated in mysterious ways
ways that one cannot change
change is inevitable
inevitable and still difficult to adapt to
To adapt to a new thing takes courage
courage is one of many qualities needed in good leaders
leaders should have courage, charisma and dedication to nation building
Building materials are costly
costly but you can always get chinese inferior products
products of inferior quality are harzardous
Hazardous to man and the environment
environment dat needs our protection from natural n man made threats
threats that can put the whole world in great danger
danger can be exciting
Exciting and very risky
risky businesses are worth trying
trying new things takes d boredom out of day to day existance
Existence of God is undoubtable
(an) undoubtable belief is faith
Faith Evans is a singer
singer is a strong and old sewing machine
machine that stood the test of time
Time Travel is a myth
Myth that hasn't been backed by science
science is so amazing sometimes its unbelievable!
unbelievable but yet full of proofs
proofs are needed to make us truly believe
believe that science can truly explain many mysteries
mysteries are difficult to unlock in most cases
Cases are tried in court
court room dramas are unbelievably hilarious
hilarious indeed, especially when you witness an Area Court
court where the judges openly ask for bribes
bribes or office pleasantries?
Pleasantries can be Greek Gifts
gifts that are more or less bribes
Bribes taking has killed our country
country like ours needs d 'hand of God' to rid it of bribery n corruption
corruption is the business of the day
day by day we grow and learn
learn to stay away from public embarrassment
embarassment is mostly subjective
Subjective and coincidental
coincidental in what ways?
ways to better our lives
lives of Africans
Africans are mostly blacks
Blacks are beautiful
Beautiful and wise
rago yasan ida yake yin ragonci dakuwa rayuwa sai da sanin yakata da ta ka stantsan
tsantsan da allah nayi kuskure amma ina nima afuwa dan kuwa nayi fost a inda bai dace ba
wise people are a rare commodity
commodity market is a booming market
market survey is good when starting a new venture
venture that yields multiple profits
profits should be managed well
Well is an alternative to borehole
borehole, when sunk deep enough gives clean water
Water covers 75% of the earth's surface
surface threatened by environmental degradation
degradation(al) effects of deforestation in the north are staggering
staggering of elections was rejected by the ad-hoc committee
committee whose findings and suggestions are ignored
Ignored people usually seek to get attention!
attention should be focused on 2011 election
election should be absolutely free and fair
"fair" to the north means allowing it to lead Nigeria for the next 4 years
Years that will come soon
soon we will know which direction the government is taking
taking the people for granted cannot go on forever
forever we shall remain muslims
muslims are expected to be pious
pious muslims do not condone corruption
corruption is the bane of nigeria's problems
problems including corruption are the BANE of Nigeria's progress
progress differs in different cases or situations
situations dictate the reactions of Nigeria's sycophants
psychopants need to undergo psychoteraphy
Psychotherapy to determine their senses
senses blurred by greed, corruption and sheer lust for power
power intoxicates
intoxicates mind and body: ALCOHOL!
alcohol kills. Avoid drunken DRIVING.
Driving me crazy: this 2011 election and the layers of treachery...
treachery in love is the pass time of the bourgeoisie.
bourgeoisie exist side by side with proletariat
proletariat are what keep the economy moving, kill em and you stand still
still waiting to see who can play the Analogy Scam ;D
Scam cannot be understood
"Understood" shi ne an gane da Hausa
Hausa ba dabo ba
Ba kewayewa ba, ka karawa members bayani
bayani an gama. Je ka, ka duba
Duba is the surname of Garba Duba. A former military governor
governor sule lamido is the best governor in arewa
Arewa around the world are mostly lacking in natural economic resource I'm right?
Right the wrong is a popular saying
So they keep saying.
saying the truth always cleanse your soul
Soul for real
real face of the dreaded BH members is obfuscated
Obfuscated in their conducts, the BH members will one after another be reconjured.
Reconjured again and again
Again means doing something one more time