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Goodday viewers...........
4 those of u that have tym, & not waste tym in k-online gettin paid 4 nefink juss like ma self & ma sistas Ihsan, Hafsy, Dyme & Fulanicious !!!! if u think u r so supa busier than us ::) & u think u cannot waste tym readin all d topic 'ere. Here'z a weekly summary of d latest! hottest! gossips surrounding member here>
Extra! Extra! read ur weekly gossips here! No charges! juss free! Read on! Newsflash!!! on d hr every hr!!!

HE IS BACK!!![/u]
A man was accused of instigatin members of this forum juss wks b/4 Eid. He was asked 2 leave & go on a probation serve 4 3wks. This gave oda members relieve & since then they have been livin in peace & harmony. Now AbdulMaleeq is bck...so members beware & bewarned!!!

TWO DRUG DEALERS FINALLY WEDDED!![/b][/u]
Raids were carried out in no:3 OYa bring yuwa beef thread & 2 ppl were arrested in possession of drugs. They r @ each others neck. He is called oil, she is called water thus, they neva mix but it has come 2 our knowledge that these two will finally b our ma & pa of kanoonline. we wish Hafsy & Ibro a happy marriage life

BEST RESPECTFUL MEMBERS ON BOARD!![/b][/u]
We r also pleased 2 announce the faithful loyal newcomers who introduced theirselves in jjc section. We do hope Baiwar Allah & Kamal will have a nyc tym here

THE LOVE OF A TRAUMATISED BOI!![/b][/u]
A boi is in desperate need 4 a love brain donor. D convalescent boi is still receivin medical love therapies & is under counsellin. We wud not like 2 loose a family. so we r appealin 2 members 2 help donate a love brain or a love potion it will all serve d'same purpose 4 Bilya 2 progress 4ward in his luv affairs

SHE HAS FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT!![/b][/u]
We r pleased 2 announce that Fulanicious is finally out of forlorn & has finally seen light. She has spread d light with her yellow writing. We hope she wont go bck in2 darkness.......Keep on shinin sunshine

APOCALYSE & ARMAGEDDON OF HER!!![/b][/u]
Members b'ware & b'warned 4 darkness has curved its way in2 this forum. She has landed like a vultrun,heartless, humourless & showin no sign of luv neither remourse. So kanoonlineers keep ur doors shut, stay away & du not tresspass Nafeey dark devil (I mean angel)

THEY HAVE STRIKED AGAIN!!![/b][/u]
Meanwhile Hafsy & Me Myself & I r @ each others neck. MMI has been sued for copyright of the title "me, myself & I which is already in use by hafsy. She now bruised his ego by retaliatin with her mouth combat techniques...still d guy wudnt budge 2 chnage his name. He now sued hafsy 4 compensation..clamin that she has assaulted hiw with zagi....

MISSIN PEOPLE!![/b][/u]
We r in a desperate search of a very improtant member. He is our minister. The last trace of him was on the 8th of Feb juss few days 2 Eid. He was last spotted in a thread titled put ur eid mubaraks. Plz if any1 has seen or heard of him. cud u made it 2 d express way 2 topi titled cigiyar yanuwa hoseted by Ihsan...reward 4 his search is negociable. Oda missin ppl r as follow our manya manya...D sokoto & Salis.....they r d main...d main..plz if found alive report soon 4 Moh id found dead (allah ya kiyaye) then 4get him not!!

BLIND MAN SEES LIGHT!![/b][/u]
A middle aged man has finally seen d lyt. Lionger who has neva stepped out of his house, general board, eyes open has finally done so..infact he has finally left his rock chair, political issues & he has stepped in chats. We wish u d best

FEAR NO MORE SISTA!!! FEAR NO MORE!![/b][/u]
1 of our sista is in d same great dilemma that a recent member juss recovered from. Beeba Twinkle is also in forlorn. She seriously needs help due 2 d fact that she is very claustrophobic of kanoonliners.......Beeba if u r listenin, we juss want 2 say we luv u..come out from unda d bed..& remove those quilt covaz off ur face....& fear no more for we neva took part in d Blair Witch Project.

MEN AWARENESS!!![/b][/u]
This is a public announcement to all memberboardians that Baby gurl has spoken of her concern about men playaz...she has vehemently spoken of her concern. That nay men shaul play! she & her anti-men should not play protestors & fellow pressure group r holdin a thread titled why r men playaz......in d mean tym, it still remains an unsolved mystery

& finally I am pleased 2 announce that Ihsan is our new VP.
Keep listenin & we will keep tlk, from me ze President & from ma collegue Vice president iz sayin 2 ya'all good nyt!!

PS: Ummul plzzzzzzz wud u make it ur responsibility 2 highlight us on all new gossips surrounding members? I thank u if yes & if no go sitdown 4 kona.  

Ummita, wallahi duk wanda yace you dont know how to keep us tight dey lie. Honestly speaking you dey make thing very swetie sweat for this forum. you like & dey live por peace withi everbody. Infact you trully keep things kool. Waye ya yadda? Saboda Allah I swear i REALLYYYYYYYYYY enjoyed readin this weekly gossip. Blad u spiced it up man!!! True luv bald! Tru luv

QuoteTWO DRUG DEALERS FINALLY WEDDED!![/color][/u]
Raids were carried out in no:3 OYa bring yuwa beef thread & 2 ppl were arrested in possession of drugs. They r @ each others neck. He is called oil, she is called water thus, they neva mix but it has come 2 our knowledge that these two will finally b our ma & pa of kanoonline. we wish Hafsy & Ibro a happy marriage life

ABOMINATION! I REPEAT ABOMINATION....Wallahi blad u don do me shege por hiya........wai Ibro ki rasa wanda yaki bani sai Ibro....we go dig show ......infaaacct I dey come yuwa house.

THEY HAVE STRIKED AGAIN!!![/b][/u]
Meanwhile Hafsy & Me Myself & I r @ each others neck. MMI has been sued for copyright of the title "me, myself & I which is already in use by hafsy. She now bruised his ego by retaliatin with her mouth combat techniques...still d guy wudnt budge 2 chnage his name. He now sued hafsy 4 compensation..clamin that she has assaulted hiw with zagi....

True that nobi only copycat that boi na real abroba

Ummita duk wanda nafi dadin jin gossip nasu na Beeba Twinkle own that one don hadu fia fia

He he he he he ho woh wih phiawwwwwwwwww make I release air...come see how I gather race come back to diz tofik......infact I forgot ma dandros & my silifas......I was bring gossip

Guys have you heard :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Love is in the air......Love is in this forum
Anwar & Ummita don hit it< They gat a lil sum'en going on a little love confessions......

Have you also heard  :o :o :o :o :o :o
Some one called our Vice President a pregnant she goat he he he he ;D awwwwwww I swear kanoonliners are one crazy family.



I hear say Fyne Dyme tooo get bobo for this forum........I hear say Ibro wan marry me!! which I seriously deny that allegation :P

Man you guys are the best....far off better than those lagos forum...we do things simply tight and we still maintain freindship...........
Ummita you for no give Ummul that fosition you know say I fit pass, my mouth jsut dey scratch make I bring amebo!!!

Wow! Ummita nice post. I had to call the attention of my work mates....You are more than a qualified journalist ;) Indeed I found this page very interesting because I didnt know I have missed this much & I realised It was going to take me ages to read all topic that I have missed out. I was just about to log off when I spotted this topic and it gave me all infos & all that has happened. I trully liked Hafsy & Ibros part best.
Peace people

HAHAHA Ummita!!! Sannu da aiki Presido!

Hafsy& Ibro  :o to Allah ya bada zaman lafiya... ;)

Anwar and di Presido!!! a a...dis na biggie woo

Aunty Fyne and iblink ko?  :-/

mu dai shar damu...tunda 'yar gida ake yi; tuwo na maina...

GudFella was also flabbergasted by Ibro. Duz that make me an amebo for just bringing infoz!!! I love people being evil

Ummita nice one, thank youuuuuuuu so much so labelling me dangerous I love that

Fyne Dyme has also finally confessed her obsession for members in a topic titled Givin mad props...you are soooooo lucky that you never included me

QuoteGoodday viewers...........
HE IS BACK!!![/u]

BLIND MAN SEES LIGHT!![/b][/u]
A middle aged man has finally seen d lyt. Lionger who has neva stepped out of his house, general board, eyes open has finally done so..infact he has finally left his rock chair, political issues & he has stepped in chats. We wish u d best
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lol ummita me middle-aged man, ke?

What interesting Gossips and Jokes...what a forum. Ummitah I must say...why dont you become an editor, u`ll be best at it.

I wish to inform yall that all is well with Mr Minister.

QuoteHe he he he he ho woh wih phiawwwwwwwwww make I release air...come see how I gather race come back to diz tofik......infact I forgot ma dandros & my silifas......I was bring gossip

Guys have you heard :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Love is in the air......Love is in this forum
Anwar & Ummita don hit it< They gat a lil sum'en going on a little love confessions......

Have you also heard ?:o :o :o :o :o :o
Some one called our Vice President a pregnant she goat he he he he ;D awwwwwww I swear kanoonliners are one crazy family.



I hear say Fyne Dyme tooo get bobo for this forum........I hear say Ibro wan marry me!! which I seriously deny that allegation :P

Man you guys are the best....far off better than those lagos forum...we do things simply tight and we still maintain freindship...........
Ummita you for no give Ummul that fosition you know say I fit pass, my mouth jsut dey scratch make I bring amebo!!!

Wasu mutane ma, ba sai an kulla su ba. A lil friendly tip, if u joke too much they become boring okay...tak am easy wo.

ummita presido thankx for the cikiya,well i'm doin juss fyne kawai dai valentine's din ne har yanzu, amma dai finally i've finished wit it ;D ;).so guyz wats good ?cuz i've been away for quite some time,ko da yake na san all is well especially wit ppl like ummita,1/2sa(member at last,hmm.....praise the lord ;) ),Ihsan,dyme,bilya,venom,ibro2g,fella,fulanicious,abdulmaleek,babygurl.............infact the whole family(a thousand apologies if ur name does'nt appear its juss dat..........i know sey wuna go undastand ;) ).i must admit i really missed y'all.ight peace  ;)

Well, ummita
i'm not afriad...... Anyway, just a bits busy :-/ and couldn't come online. But i miss ya all.
Nice post dat was so lovely, and allah ya ba wasu zaman lafiya, Masu drugs kuma, plssss don't get addicted and don't infect us withit, lol
Stay kool every one

nice Ibro2g...

HAHA UM.....TA U ALWAYZZ HAVE TO KUM UP WIT SOMETHIN HILARIOUS AND OUTRAGEOUS.....THAT WAS JUST OFF THE HOOK.... PEACE SISTA

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Wasu mutane ma, ba sai an kulla su ba. A lil friendly tip, if u joke too much they become boring okay...tak am easy wo.

Tsaya kaji brother...Everyone has is a frees styler ko? Ni I hate taking things seriously without jokin around. A'ma big joker and it is what I do for a living. You like it fine! You dont check out of this forum & dont forget to pack your baggages. Haba.

if you want reconciliation I can give you the chance.

People wai naji ance Oga administrator bashi da lafiya fa? :o

QuoteWhat interesting Gossips and Jokes...what a forum. Ummitah I must say...why dont you become an editor, u`ll be best at it.

Gaskiyar ka mallam. Ummita this is one of the koolest thing I have ever come across. nayi dariya kamar cikina zai fashe. Beeba twinklez was soooooooooo funny and also Bilyaz own was maddddddddddddd for real.
keep it real babes ;)

Ummitah, this is off da hook!! Where do I start... those about 2 wed, congrats!! hhmm, thank God! I now know the drug pusher( gotta be extermely careful), Iam gonna go check sum market for da luv brains u oredered for Bilya.. I can't laff lol   Beeba I see say u don carry ur bodi comot from under da bed lol, lol, lol.
All ma doors are locked( I dey fear sum1) Hmm, ummitah u didn't miss nuttin har su Baby gurl...lol, kai God bless ya da ywa da ywa, u made my day!

Gulma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Tabdi .ta inda nafi wayo kenan. to bayanin kap namu namu ne in dai alamarin haka ne. na lura kuma na ga Ummita balain ma gulmaciya ce.zuma shirya dake domin nima akwai nin akwai labarai

QuoteGulma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? Tabdi .ta inda nafi wayo kenan. to bayanin kap namu namu ne in dai alamarin haka ne. na lura kuma na ga Ummita balain ma gulmaciya ce.zuma shirya dake domin nima akwai nin akwai labarai

You will repent for that yuwa mistatement, beri tazo, ba ruwana......ai haka aken son dangatanuwaaaaaaaaaaa mai dangatan gulma ;)

Ai ni dan taran Aradu da ka ne.Ni bana tsoron kowa tun da ba'a bugu. ;D

    Dangatan uwa ne ko uba watever :-/, u know one thing in dis forum is dat,ohhhhh  :-[ ba turanci ba!!!!! To kasan  abu daya a nan gidan (K-family house) Ba'a shigowa da kafan hago, Ba'a shiga shara ba shano, Ba'a shigowa da bad repitation, saboda haka kayi a hankali. :P Wannan sunnan naka wai..... Anywa Barka da zuwa.  Take it easy if not d we have some president, lawyers and police who will ....... u know  ;D
Stay kool

QuoteUmmitah, this is off da hook!! .. I can't laff lol ? Beeba I see say u don carry ur bodi comot from under da bed lol, lol, lol.

Yeah, Ummita this is good. I have to agree with Ibro (for the first time ever) that yeah you should become a journalist.

lol kameel yeah she has finally realised we never took part in the blair witch project (as ummita said) that was the best bit I like. Beeba twinksssssssssss is finally out. Yeah keep bringing them back, because its never the same without them

BOI IBLINK HAS ALSO FINALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO NEWGUY........A ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY TO IBLINK I MEAN NEWGUY................. ;D

So is any more gossips ;D my ears are itching, or is there none left? Tell me more!!! tell me more!!! Guys wani fa ya iso wai sunansa Dangatanuwa he said that he is good when it comes to gulma, so can our presido delegate him to be our KNN Broadcaster? Ko ya kuka ce?  

lol Ummita. This is interestin...na huta karanta sum of the topics.  This is kool ;) ma thumb ups to all them boyz and girls. ;)

QuoteSo is any more gossips ;D my ears are itching, or is there none left? Tell me more!!! tell me more!!! Guys wani fa ya iso wai sunansa Dangatanuwa he said that he is good when it comes to gulma, so can our presido delegate him to be our KNN Broadcaster? Ko ya kuka ce? ?

Hehehe, from a commoners point of view, ana iya bashi KNN broadcaster only in ya canza sunnan sa.

QuoteBOI IBLINK HAS ALSO FINALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO NEWGUY........A ROUND OF APPLAUSE EVERYBODY TO IBLINK I MEAN NEWGUY................. ;D

FINALLY? so u av been waiting for me to change the name then ko? whatz wrong w/ IBLINK? u dont even know what it means.

Does anyone know that one of our koolest girls in this forum will be going for an operation. She is my favourite. Sign up her thread, she has put up a topic. Ummita how comes you put a topic like this and you didnt notify us that Hafsy who is also a member was to have an operation?

Thousand apologies......Millie accept my due apologies......Actually she didnt want to make it official but now she has already had a topic just a night before she left........Hafsa has already gone through her operation successfully though she is sooo unconcious.........

Ppl...ya'all didnt c d hell we went thru b/4 that gurl finally wore those opy gowns...she said she has to get her hair braided in two..cuz she said if women die, their hair shud only b braided in 2...dont have a clue where she got that from :-/ she said she need to apply some facil powda.......& eye pencil.....which d docs adviced her mum 2 supply her with no hassle...later d doc said cuz...ppl who r 2 go 2 operation get very tensy nervous & etc...........so they du anything 2 calm them down...... The mortal combat that took place b/w d nurse who was 2 put her unda anesthetic was anoda issue that I wont leave out...she said xcuse me Ms Nurse...can you plz get a piece of paper and put down you r givin so..so amount dosage of Injection? blah blah........she stated that her reason 4 sayin so..is b'cuz d last tym her freind had one....she went paralysed.  Ya'all need 2 c big mouth when she was finally out.........her eyes lookinn dull with no sign bubblity/clownity....well she said to me..........blad my appendis iz gone ko...I can fly the aeroplane ko? & she was out...........unconcious again, ok I didnt know wat was up with d aeroplane thingy this tym :-/ So I didnt know whether 2 laff in front of her parents or whether 2 sustain ma lafter till I was out...........Least I 4get d first person she mentioned was Ibro (she laffs)

& d most important..iz am d 1 she assigned me on d task 2 notify..ya'all nasen iden ben yi ba....ma own don finito...du I have 2 du this? Ina fave nata Ibro?!!!

Ummita thanks for this. lol lol lol lol which aeroplane. to jama'a kanoonliners sai ku shirya Hafsy will be coming to take us all on a vacation in an aeroplane...su Hafsy kuma pilot aka zama. Oh I just cant wait ta dawo. I know zata sha tsiya gurinku. I was so thrown back.! Ashe she could be a scary chicken? But the best is she is still alive.

Lol, ni dai my comments will wait sai ta dawo hehehe. Allah ya kara mata sauki.

Barkah, Barkah!! Ma sha Allah, Ima so happy she's made it! Well, I can't wait 2 read da aeroplane stori, Hafsie, reserve a seat for moi, Iam ready 2 fly with ya.........
Welkum back!!

Alhamdulillah the OP was successful...Allah ya kara sauki kan sauki...

plz keep us updated Ummita...we'll like to know every move..(lol)

oh yeah...Hafsy, ni ke gaban jirgin (lol)

 Yeah wats d laytest peeps....sumbodi hyhlyt me...........any su'in sui'n goin on...any gooody gooody 4 ma ears

... i think moh'd ibro is getting married.. hehe

 whu is Mohd Ibro? Who will he marry?

Ke ni da ke zamuyi aure, whether you like it or not. Jama'a hear me out. I been trying to get with this chick, but she is so bent. I personally got her email address from a freind but damn this chick wont give in, she never even replied to not a single among the tons of mails I pass her way.
As I heard about this chick she enjoys her privacy so much, so I said since she wont give a chance I might as well speak up in the forum she normally visits and intrude that her privacy, maybe then zata kula ni. I have never met a girl who is damn stiff , ke ummita ki saurare mutane, idan pride ne haka haba, kin ban wahala, ko dayake mata halinsu ne. Jama'a suwaye peeps din yarinyannan a wajen nan? Ku saka baki waye babban abokinta anan waye? Da kuma babbar kawarta anan? Ku saka baki. Idan kina jin tsoron past dina I have repented now ;)

1st of all b4 any1 reads this post especially Anwar I mean no disrespect 2 u or to the bird, its just a JOKE. I just could not pass off the opportunity, It was 2 tempting.  

QuoteI been trying to get with this chick, but she is so bent.

So does that mean she is not straight  ;D ;D ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

couldn't resist too. it's funny. sorry anwar :-/ I figure we shouldn't laugh at this critical time of yours ;D

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So does that mean she is not straight ?;D ;D ;D

Kai............venom...I will land u dirty slap..........kuma who bi bird mynd yuwa mouth. I juss concluded 2 leave u 4 kona..........kaine ba straight ba (she laffs)

Gimbiya.......mhmmm errr lemme juss zip it.

Anwar beta mynd yuwa sense.......I go disreputate that yuwa reputation........I will shorten ur life exectancy.........oya boi.............tell them u iz jokin......I hate this typ of silliness....shirmen yara kawai.......abeg who will take d responsibility & pleasure 2 give this boi a black eye? Anwar kana hauka boi u iz d total whole mental institution.

lol Ummita dont worry yourself about that guy. Let him go rest.
Latest stroy I bring your way. I actually took to street marching today. The whole city protested in the street towns. Pakistaniz, Afghans, Iranian, Onyiboz all of us took to marching. We blocked a high street shopping area and the road is a major link for car drivers. Some uni students even layed flat on the streets. The police force were behind us. They didnt say nothing because they cant help it. We have outnumbered about 400 police men & women. Three guys were beaten up to the grounds because they said they dont care. Alot of young boys were shouting Allah some even two year old kids joined up with their parents. A 5months old baby had a banner tied to his forehead that says I only want peace.......A per kanoonline member I felt that I should share this latest story even when all I did was to take pictures.  ;D

Really Twinkle? That is so cool.
So kanooline members what is the surrouding gossip on MY LADIES ;) Ummita, Dyme, Fulanicious, Ice, Twinkle(I heard hers),& most importantly Hafsy. I hope is is recovering fully?

The boys, where are they? Infact it seems the boys are long gone & decayed in their graves, anyways women have taken over, which is so good for me ;) Girls COME TO PAPI....I love all the girl in this forum ;)

QuoteI been trying to get with this chick,

Trying to get with her kamar yaya mallam? Kai mallam kasan she is my property kuwa. Who gave you the go ahead? Even though am her God father as Ladies Papi my policy is I can marry even my own daugther. So keep away from ma chick, she is a no go area, stay out of our boundary our zone kaji go, and also Dyme dont approach her as well she is mine yawwa Ihsan ma haka she is my wife and make sure you dont send mails to Twinkle she is my girlfreind. Dont dont you even dare approach Ice, she is ma Ice ma baby so all the girls I have listed no man in this forum I repeat no man should dare approiach them, girls ku dai mayafi...ku shige dakunnanku, duk na mijin da yasake wa amtannina magana in this forum (ALLAH YA ISA BAN YAFEBA) Not even a comment should be passed to them. CLEAR? Thnak you Ina kuka (zan fita, what would each of you like) Dyme ba na hana ki cin chocolates ba, haba Ummita jiya fa munfita tare, yau kuma, Ihsan matsa mana na shige bar tare kofa, wani Ice cream kuma Ice to duk naji sai na dawo ;) ;D
Now all the girls will kill me in this forum...where is my saviour ina ta tafi Fulanicous ko mu tafi kinji...she is the newly wedded. What ever am always the Ladies Papi

6 wives na wa wo kids of now adays  :D :D :D

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Dont dont you even dare approach Ice, she is ma Ice ma baby so all the girls I have listed no man in this forum I repeat no man should dare approiach them, girls ku dai mayafi...ku shige dakunnanku, duk na mijin da yasake wa amtannina magana in this forum (ALLAH YA ISA BAN YAFEBA) Not even a comment should be passed to them. CLEAR? Thnak you Ina kuka (zan fita, what would each of you like) Dyme ba na hana ki cin chocolates ba, haba Ummita jiya fa munfita tare, yau kuma, Ihsan matsa mana na shige bar tare kofa, wani Ice cream kuma Ice to duk naji sai na dawo ;) ;D

:o :o  :o
Ladies man count me out NOW!! B4 my husband see it
or He will come and smash you into pieces

Ok

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Trying to get with her kamar yaya mallam? Kai mallam kasan she is my property kuwa. Who gave you the go ahead? Even though am her God father as Ladies Papi my policy is I can marry even my own daugther.

Baba, I would have 2 say u r nothin but a coward.....(she laffs)

Am not tryin 2 take liberties...but fellow onlyners hear this.........as this man dey claim women 4 forum like so.........wuna 4get d dilemma he had with that girl who made his lyf miserable...a recap picture(All of u gather around let...convy Papis stori) u no even fit handle one gel sef ::) tryin 2 dominate d once 'ere. ni dai daughter ne a wurinker, & Allah has casted his outmost tsinewa on a man who will end up marryin his chick.............kayi hernkali Baba, am warnin u...........2 many women is bad for your health period..& am sure d once here they wont end up smashi ur PS, ur car or stealin ur project....4 they will surely fulfil this mission 2 kill u

LOL ummita

Uncle Papi wallahi ina girmama ka don shekaru but walahi you bi correct dan banza  ;D ;D ;D

Ladiez P., ka dena sabo fa!!! ba'a aure kan aure!!! tam...na gaya maka dai... 8)

haba Ummita, ban da abinki ay ba "father" bane sosai! dan haka there's no prob. idan ya aure ki... :P

lol Twinkle...na true... ;)

QuoteKe ni da ke zamuyi aure, whether you like it or not. Jama'a hear me out. I been trying to get with this chick, but she is so bent. I personally got her email address from a freind but damn this chick wont give in, she never even replied to not a single among the tons of mails I pass her way.
As I heard about this chick she enjoys her privacy so much, so I said since she wont give a chance I might as well speak up in the forum she normally visits and intrude that her privacy, maybe then zata kula ni. I have never met a girl who is damn stiff , ke ummita ki saurare mutane, idan pride ne haka haba, kin ban wahala, ko dayake mata halinsu ne. Jama'a suwaye peeps din yarinyannan a wajen nan? Ku saka baki waye babban abokinta anan waye? Da kuma babbar kawarta anan? Ku saka baki. Idan kina jin tsoron past dina I have repented now ;)

kai kai kai!! bari na kara gyara zama...abun is big... ;D

kai muna da buki da yawa ashe dai...

to yanzu yaya zaka yi Anwar? Ladiez P. bai hakura ba...

Lallai, ummitah baki gaya mun tana faruwa dake a kano online ba. I c. Okay zan koma in gaya mashi.
Ummitah ama bansan zaki samu double affair ba. kin bar abokina a kan kaya......


Ladies papi, abokina yana maka magana ta waya, yace kai snatcher, ka san kuwa shi kadai take sake wa wa.

ladies papi.... u are one sick............

UUUUUUUHHH! Lpapiiiii  what have u done?? ? the horror!

u just set open a cage full of hungry and angry ?lionesses...hehe

better put the lioness back into their cages......in other words, make peace!

ps...kar ku cinye ni....ı wasnt callin non of yall lionesses...just a proverb...

so pls save meeee

like... u know... post ONE post...

Guyzzzzzzzzzz Leaveeeeeeeeee Maaaaaaaaaa GodFather aloneeeeeeeeeeeee. All he eva did was bi a gud GF 2 me as d blessed child.........grantin me with sooooooooooo many GodMothers onlyn..wat harm duz it du? He was programmed 2 spread love & he is duin so, why blame a man who has long been d ladies Papi. As his daughther I stand as a minor, baba wacece nxt matarka? so that they will be 46 in total, excludin Hanifa (she laffss) (VP, our bonds will b more tyter, u r marryin or already married 2 ma papa) so with d rest of em, they r gonna b errrrrrr..............72 inclusive d other girl I saw u with jiya

Leave ma papi in peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but gaskiya idan Hanifa screwed u up laters, have in in mynd I've reported.

Quoteprivacy, maybe then zata kula ni. I have never met a girl who is damn stiff , ke ummita ki saurare mutane, idan pride ne haka haba, kin ban wahala, ko dayake mata halinsu ne. Jama'a suwaye peeps din yarinyannan a wajen nan? Ku saka baki waye babban abokinta anan waye? Da kuma babbar kawarta anan? Ku saka baki. Idan kina jin tsoron past dina I have repented now ;)

Ummita give the boy a chance. He is my cousin and believe me girls are after him. He is damn cute and I know that for a fact. Baffa, waiiiiiiiiiiii ka bani mamaki yau kaine da tambayar mace? :o Lallai yan gida zasu sha labari. Incase kana neman hanya, come to me. I once met Ummita through a pal,  though bata sanni ba nima I dont know her but she too dey front...lol wasa nakeyi but gaskiya akwai kirki. Kanoonline make una help di boi nowwwwww why not turn at ummita ;D

Ummita when I read this thread, It changed everything. I must say two thumbs up for you. ;) You should be a journalist. This is so funny tun bana Hafsy na copy write da kuma na Fulanicious ;D Due to this reason I have changed my name from women hater to women lover

Ke dyme....I see....

absolutleyyyy nooo limitation for

...posting posts...as long as post is

:D

RELEVENT to the topic!!!

aiight I think I made my point..!

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

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Ummita give the boy a chance. He is my cousin and believe me girls are after him. He is damn cute and I know that for a fact. Baffa, waiiiiiiiiiiii ka bani mamaki yau kaine da tambayar mace? :o Lallai yan gida zasu sha labari. Incase kana neman hanya, come to me. I once met Ummita through a pal, ?though bata sanni ba nima I dont know her but she too dey front...lol wasa nakeyi but gaskiya akwai kirki. Kanoonline make una help di boi nowwwwww why not turn at ummita ;D

Wetin I do 4 this forum? Wallahi I will pack ma stuff & leave soon, everythin Ummita, some of wuna don wed me finish with them bois, ni na gaji :-[ I will soon say ma fare well. Tried 2 ingore all, but d more I keep quitye d more ya'all take a piss!! Ihsan kingansu ko?
Nafeey nine ina frontin :'(? We have neva met ma sef. Heaven I need a hug!!! Lurd come & these kanoonlyners them ppl one kill me. If Anwar lyk let him b fit as Denzel, Martin,Mase,G#wine,Nas or Pharell ino concern me......am not afta looks. Nafeey I dash u....take am an baki kyauta!!

Anwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;NO
I dont want no scrubs
Scrub is d daddy that cant get no luv from me
Tellin onlyners, ma peeps here..... tryin na holla @ me

ehe ehem....ehemmm..ma voice choked up.........Ladies!!! take up d nxt lyn (she laffs) Abeg ma voice ma lips ma tongue is all dried up.......abeg make wuna stop this kine wasa, its angreeing me well well wo!

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Anwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;NO

abeg make wuna stop this kine wasa, its angreeing me well well wo![/color]

Fire on da mountain run run run. I would like to offer u a peace treaty on behalf of myself and all the other people who have been taking the piss out of u. ?As from now I will not make jokes about u or involving u, on less provoked. I hope u understand all the jokes I said about u were done 4 da laugh not to make u feel bad. ?

You are funny my friend, but thank you for u are keeping us in one shape. One day u are going to be a doctor, some engineers, some ministers and some pilots and many more from here u are making us to feel like one big family under the sun. all this is due to love.

Now look @ u.....I was only kiddin about ppl takin a piss.I also take d micks outta ppl........so iz all gravy with me....but let me gather this weeks news.

Meanwhile..................
VENOM APOLOGISES 2 UMMITA!!!![/b][/u]
Venom is d guy who so much loves seein Ummita in trouble. He also takes pleasure 2 take a piss outta meh. Infact he wastes no tym 2 put out resposes that others gon laff out loud about it. On d other hand. Ummitas wastes no tym 2 hit bck @ him....infact he is fire & I am water I kill him straigth...2 day I am pleased 2 annouce that he has finally seen lyt 2 apologise 4 bullyin me in this forum.......now he wants a peaceful teaty settlement but he disguises his pleadin includin oda members...they havent bullied me anyways ::)(she laffs), but heck!!! shud I accept that? Peeps help me clarify

INTER MARRIAGES OF ONLYNERS[/b][/u]
We r also happy 2 announce that Ladies Papi is finally to wed Dyme. He has informed me personally about his lov 4 this gurl, but again, Ihsan his first luv is agaisnt him bringing a second wife. May d lurd help 'em settle their dispute

KANOLYN FAMILY TREE!!![color][/u]
Brova Venom has been retired off his recent job, & now he is a self employed worker who has nefink doin but tracin up family links of our generations in kanoonlyn. I have juss been acknowleged that Fulanicous is the aunty who has long been missin. They wud soon hold up a family meetin

4 PHYSCHOS ESCAPE MENTAL INSTITUTION[/b][/u]
2 our knowlegde that four ppl sufferin from mental illness have xcased with their stiaght jactes from d mental instituini namely,
Tsami Gaye
Isah Harmony
Women Hater &
Funky Mallam
4 any info on their whereabouts cud u plz make a qucik report 2 Dymes JJC topic.

Keep listenin & e'll keep talkin from ma college VP Ihsan & maself is sayin gudnyt.

Venom kana son peaceful settlement kenan ko? Ok I will think about it (she laffs)

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Abeg ma voice ma lips ma tongue is all dried

Hey, come here Ummita I will wet them 4 u ;)

kai anwar... :o
I tink this time it will b ur turn ka tuba right after um**ta ?seez thisss.....oooh i dont even wanna think of her reaction :-X

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Hey, come here Ummita I will wet them 4 u ;)

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nima :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

KAN UBAaaaaaaaa.............today na today. Fulaincous, Venom and Ibro I swear I dont want to miss what will happen when she sees it......let me pull out a chair and join you guys, mude yan kallone ba ruwana.......Anwar.......wallahi you be shege lol lol lol nima :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X  

Round one!!!!!
Ni ne referee!!!

TASHIN SENCE, kowa na jiran ummitah, bari in koma in kama baki :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Kai Ibro this 1 na like Rumble in da Jungle. See we have the 2 fighters Ummita and Anwar, we have the big stage Kanoonline, and now we have a big Ref in da name of Borg. Come on it does not get any better than this.  So to the thousands in attendants and 2 the hundreds of people that would hear about this LETS GET READY 2 RUMMMBBBLEEE. Make I join u Ibro  :-X :-X :-X  

come on, lets not think dirty...
Amma, Allah sarki...maybe the poor boi meant he will wet um**ta's lips with a "chap stick" or by giving her a lip gloss to use..... :-/

YeAh ?rrrrRRRRRRrrrrrright!!!!

more like his own natural lip gloss ko... I say, throw him in the ring!!! Where he will await his fate....and where is that Um**ta already.... i had to sell 7 of mah cars just to get the $$$ to see this fight of the century....where she @?
stroke of luck for Anwar....but it wont last long....

ooooh by the way....i booked for seven undertakers.. i have a very strong feeling we'll be needing them...

ohh why SEVEN undertakers?? ? emm...coz someone will be ripped and fanged apart sooo very badly.

Anywayzzz may the best win!!! (even though we know whoz dat ;D)

We have got information from both camps. Ummita has not shown up 4 any pre match interviews cause they say she is playing the psychological games she is trying to put Anwar off his game plan. The strategy of the Ummita camp is to Hit it Strong Hit it Fast. They want 2 get it over as quickly as possible and my source tell me that Ummita is in da best shape of her life.

In terms of camp Anwar, they are working on his footwork they say that they expect him to dance circles around Ummita.

We also have word that the Ref is a veteran, with 50 matches under his belt and it is expected that he would send a copy of da rules 2 both camps.

We r going to have a record number of attendance as tickets went on sale on the 26th and were sold out within 2 hrs. ?If u r a betting person the bookies have Ummita down for 8/2 and Anwar 20/1, the reason why they have him down for that is he is relatively new to the verbal fight sense. But of course we know that in the world of verbal fights upsets do happen.

So I guess its time 2 either put up or shut up. And of course Kanoonline would have all the action for u with xxxxxx reporting. Back to u xxxxxxxx ? ? ?

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Hey, come here Ummita I will wet them 4 u ;)

wai wai wai Mallam Anwar, ka sayi rikici da kudinka!!! mhmm mhmm ana wata ga wata. Let me join the group of mazuga eg: Venom, Fulanicous, Twinkle, Ibro and the rest. I will purposely pay a daily visit here. Ina take, tagani kuwa?......

To jama'a my curiosity is burning like Iraqi oilfields I just want to see how ummita will retaliate, Nima bari na ja gefe nayi kallon ikon Allah. Nima dai :-X :-X :-X

den, den den sai na fada. Anwar I will report you. You don sifoil pinnish. Who one liki lips (oh na ummita one em one wet) we go see kata kata for zis filas. tashin balagar tsuntsaye!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o ni ma dai :-X :-X :-X :-X why not thoday why noto towdai ehen? make them dig show make I watch

Come wo Anwar. You sho say no bi kwamo lips you get ;D we chop man pikin mouth finish wo. ;D

Nawa wonders shall never endddddddd. So I have read all the gossips and all the amebos that provided it. I have read about so many proposals by Papi and his marriege with Dyme. Gels wuna like him wuna jus dey front. ::)I juss hope you made the right decision Papi marryng Dyme. The 4 stoooges that arrived funky M, T gaye, & who.... I have also heard so many interesting messgaes surrouding peeps

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Hey, come here Ummita I will wet them 4 u ;)

but whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :o :o :o Ori don spill, kini? I hear that one correct kuwa?????, or I read well, or maybe na venom eye problem dey infect. Peeps tell me please am I seeing what you is all seing?

Hafsy slaps herself for face [*POW*] but still she saw the same thing...Hafsy falls off her chair and crashes to the floor. BEFORE I faint make I nak one statement. Anwar you is shiga dubu uku, make I nak anoda statement, all of wuna pass Anwar all of wuna bi green snake only God knows  what all of wuna dey do sef.........but kain anwar  :o :o :oand Hafsy finally fainteddddddddd :-X :-X :-X[/color]

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Hafsy falls off her chair and crashes to the floor and Hafsy finally fainteddddddddd

Good 2 HAVE U BACK, glad 2 see they did not tamper with ur funny bone. As u can see we r preparing 4 a major show down, so do u have any insider information that u could give us.

Kai!! kun ganku!! 'yan raka yarima asha kida!

Kai ma dai Anwar kasan yadda abun yake! ka zo ka kara shafawa kanka kashin kaji! (lol)...Allah ya fiida ka... ;)

Its been 4 days and we have not seen any action lafiya ku wa

LoL! Allah ya shirye ku

mohammedibrahim elopes with lover... anyone else heard sumthin? negroe juss dissappeared like that!!!  :o

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come on, lets not think dirty...
Amma, Allah sarki...maybe the poor boi meant he will wet um**ta's lips with a "chap stick" or by giving her a lip gloss to use..... :-/

HAHA SIS, dont be too nice

Kai venom, ka san we fit make chada from the match...
*he wispers to venom*
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"Lets hike the tickets to the match....u know inflation and before u know it we r rich....Oh man, how do u think Nija guyz get rich...lets do it."

Hope she comes here soon...I can wait for the war...ah make I  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

QuoteLoL! Allah ya shirye ku

mohammedibrahim elopes with lover... anyone else heard sumthin? negroe juss dissappeared like that!!! ?:o

Thats because its the end of the world...mata sun fi yawa, to keep it that way guyz ke bata....mohT, Maleeq, and goodfella sun bata.
Wait I jere foot steps...it might be ummitah :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

QuoteHey, come here Ummita I will wet them 4 u  

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QuoteIf ummita sees this Oh I dont even wanna know how she will react.............

Quote:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X........

QuoteKan Ubaaaaaa today na today, I swear I do not want to miss.......

QuoteRound 1 Nine referee.......

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Tashin sense.........

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Rumble in the jungle..........

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Sold seven car......booked undertakers....

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Infro from camp booth.....

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My curiosity is burning life Iraqi oilfields, I just want to know how ummita will retaliate......

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We go see kata kata for zis filas. Tashin balagar tsuntsaye...why not today.......make them dig show make we watch

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Slaps herself for face [*POW*]....Hafsy falls off her chair and crashes to the floor..Hafsy finally fainted...

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Its been 4 days we havent seen any action. Lafiya kuwa

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Venom kasan we fit make chedaz from di match

Guys ya'all cracked me up (so this is wat has been goin on 'ere).........now less deal with Anwar huh!?

Oh Anwarrrrr..........where ma baby boi @?, c'mon Pa' less hit d free way ;) Guys we r off 2 Hawaii Halalulu ;).......(she laffs)

Venom sannu.......kai ya'all sabi zuga. All of u r evil may d lurd b with u I hereby sprinkle ya'all with holy water. One luv onlyners.........ova 'n' out

Duh!!! u guys think am gonna let Scooby doo off lyk that!!, juss lyk that......Oh hellz naw ::) ::)

Anwar the Orangutang. You are so inmoralisticated contaminated without braincated to thinketh wat is good for you animaletic  attitude. You bi the best Idioletic stupidletic disfigured deoriantated lacking ORT emaciated anorexic sickle cell anemiasticated boi. You will neva seen gene to match yuwa wife own and naso you go deliver those disfigured shilren. infakt infack infakt.............she signs*** abeg Anwar put then 4 kona less proceed 2 Hawai ::)(she laffs) Iz all 'bout puppy lav

Ibro u suprised me, hadda kai, u hav joined venom?

anwar, toho nan in shareh maka hawaye......


oh wait.. ur a left over... and to think, a yabbed left over... enh enh... ummita juss labeled u "never-will-be-wanted"...

mhm.. make i go look for another thug... Akata to be more precise...

QuoteDuh!!! u guys think am gonna let Scooby doo off lyk that!!, juss lyk that......Oh hellz naw ::) ::)

Anwar the Orangutang. You are so inmoralisticated contaminated without braincated to thinketh wat is good for you animaletic ?attitude. You bi the best Idioletic stupidletic disfigured deoriantated lacking ORT emaciated anorexic sickle cell anemiasticated boi. You will neva seen gene to match yuwa wife own and naso you go deliver those disfigured shilren. infakt infack infakt.............she signs*** abeg Anwar put then 4 kona less proceed 2 Hawai ::)(she laffs) Iz all 'bout puppy lav

Ibro u suprised me, hadda kai, u hav joined venom?

Hahaha, I senced that in the corner. Hey ummitah, wallahi situation, this is big bucks, besides no one dare talks dirty on u... u know I aint gonna let him go... its for the good of all of us....cept anwar though...haha

The 1st Judge scores da first round: 130 out 200
The 2nd Judge scores da first round: 150 out of 200
The 3rd Judge scores da first round: 155 out of 200


Venoms comment about the first round: As we can see this is typical Ummita style, she starts off as the aggressor. She started of with a few head shots and then followed them up with some heavy body shots. All in all I would say that it was a good first round for Ummita now we await to see what Anwar has in his in store for us. Back 2 u xxxx

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Venom sannu.......kai ya'all sabi zuga. All of u r evil may d lurd b with u I hereby sprinkle ya'all with holy water.

Y do u think that I am some sort of evil person. I have always been nice 2 u  ;D ;D ;D  

Look @ u, u r so evil & satanic 2wards me, u r d only one who hated me with a passion(as if I care) ::) (she laffs) that gud I have d best around 4 he is no one rather than Ibro.........anyways kana son peaceful settlement dinnen? Yes or No? Wallahi u bi great zugi masta ;)[/b]  

Hallelujah...I Praise di Lord... ;D yanzu ga irinta nan!!! wannan shine kaikayi koma kan ... :P

oh,
lovely Lord,
i thought i was part of the family......
or maybe boycotting extremists/fanatics/malams is the new fashion of the day within modern families.
:)

              UMMEETAH[/b]
Forget Venom, Okay, Focus on ur next match...round two, I'm not instigating though...but its worth it. From the way I c it...venom kinda cares 4 u, in his unique kinda way, ehh benom?. Now relax and stay focused. Hahaha.

Ummita, Ibro is right u show focus on the fight 4 now. And also the thing is I have got exams in like 33hrs from now so I cant really draft out a peace treaty now. But God willing as soon I finish I will draft 1 out.

Venom 2 Ibro: Like da way u think protecting ur investment so I am guessing u have money down on Ummita right.  :D :D :D  

QuoteDuh!!! u guys think am gonna let Scooby doo off lyk that!!, juss lyk that......Oh hellz naw ::) ::)

Anwar the Orangutang. You are so inmoralisticated contaminated without braincated to thinketh wat is good for you animaletic ?attitude. You bi the best Idioletic stupidletic disfigured deoriantated lacking ORT emaciated anorexic sickle cell anemiasticated boi. You will neva seen gene to match yuwa wife own and naso you go deliver those disfigured shilren. infakt infack infakt.............she signs*** abeg Anwar put then 4 kona less proceed 2 Hawai ::)(she laffs) Iz all 'bout puppy lav

Ibro u suprised me, hadda kai, u hav joined venom?

Ummitaaaaaaaaaaa :o :o This is an arror though my heart. Ok well I will still take it you love me kawai, so all su mallam venom I read mi lady here. I take my heart and bow ummita dinner for two please? from there we can move on ;)

She will stop you just need a little time. I was once like you who made it pretty bad on chicks but yanzu am back on track. ;)Am a good boy. You will be the gatz to be in my life ;)(I dislike B2K though). Ok then movie is over every body back to your businesses go, Ummita & I need to be alone for a little while ;) What is the lastest sorruonding Hafsy. I was wondering ne kawai?

TASHIN SENCE[/b]
Jama`a na ganin wannan kuwa?


ticket sale ha risen 100%

QuoteDuh!!! u guys think am gonna let Scooby doo off lyk that!!, juss lyk that......Oh hellz naw ::) ::)

Anwar the Orangutang. You are so inmoralisticated contaminated without braincated to thinketh wat is good for you animaletic ?attitude. You bi the best Idioletic stupidletic disfigured deoriantated lacking ORT emaciated anorexic sickle cell anemiasticated boi. You will neva seen gene to match yuwa wife own and naso you go deliver those disfigured shilren. infakt infack infakt.............she signs*** abeg Anwar put then 4 kona less proceed 2 Hawai ::)(she laffs) Iz all 'bout puppy lav

Ibro u suprised me, hadda kai, u hav joined venom?

Kan Ubaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :o :o duk shi kaidai.he he he he I am laughing and rolling on the flow. Anwar sorry an gama da kai. (ORT) LOL he he he ha hah ha kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you tell him one more time Ummita besides kinga he is still at it ::)

who is scobby doo :o oh Anwar he he he he he he am on the flow...........chiaw girl..........so teh first time we jam for Umuahia wallahi duk muna ta magana cewa you bi shiru-shiru amongst the Blads generation, guess we had it wrong.

Venom & Ibro..........na saka bet..........$10000000,0000 for the winner. Guess its down to a 10-3. I love this place. Guys you all keep it hyped. LMAO at Anwar

Dingggggggggg Round two

The 1st Judge scores da first round: 70 out 200
The 2nd Judge scores da first round:100 out of 200
The 3rd Judge scores da first round: 65 out of 200


Venoms comment about the first round: Well I am a bit disappoint with Anwar?s tactics for da 1st round, he started off with a few jabs, but then suddenly went on the defensive. Although I must say his footwork was good he did move around da ring put he should have also thrown a few punches here and there. 1 thing with Ummita is u should not sit back and wait 4 her 2 come and get u cause she will come after u with all she has got. And right now it looks like Anwar would not survive till the 3rd round if he keeps dancing around the ring like that. So I would have 2 say that Ummita won this first round. Back 2 u xxxxxx

Well thank u Venom for Ur analysis on da 1st round we have just received word that the tycoon Twinkle has just put up prize money of $100,000,000,000 4 da winner. Lets go back 2 ring side for the second round.  

So Ibro how much money have we made now

Mutumin ka bari kawai, nayi mana ordering benthleys ukku ukku. Wid irin wannan investment daga twinkle ai badama. ka share kawai.

In Ibro I trust  :D :D :D

QuoteUmmita, Ibro is right u show focus on the fight 4 now. And also the thing is I have got exams in like 33hrs from now so I cant really draft out a peace treaty now. But God willing as soon I finish I will draft 1 out.

Allah sarki Paw-Paw......u iz gotten an xzam.......thou u know I dislyk being nyc  2 u but......wishin u d best, representin ur enemy ;) juss get that treaty sorted ...its d opportunity of a lyf tym......

Guys lemme spill it out...he personally wants a reconciliation..

So we heard the venoms nick name PAW PAW. Kai kanoonline they are one heavy family LMAO

By the way Ali Hamza has joined the squad crews here. He claimed he didnt even this place existed. Mumu mana ::)  ;D

Ina ICE take, fulanicous, Ihsan all of them are my wifeys.....well I want to know if they care thissssssssss much. Drop your replies here or dont be shy to send me personal message ok ;) By the way Dyme already did...that the lastest

Ummita am about to loooooooooooose it. My temper is running short. Accept ma offer ;) Jama'a nace ku sa baki amman irin su venom ba'a ma magana

QuoteIna ICE take, fulanicous, Ihsan all of them are my wifeys.....well I want to know if they care thissssssssss much. Drop your replies here or dont be shy to send me personal message ok ;) By the way Dyme already did...that the lastest

Ladiez P. kenan! ni dai idan kaga anzo an tafi da kai don't say ay never warn... dan nasan ku maza akwai ... :-X 8)

Man its not like that I am just calling the action as i c it i am not taking any1s side. Oh by the way if any1 else would like to have a peace treaty with me talk now of 4ever hold ur peace.  

QuoteOh by the way if any1 else would like to have a peace treaty with me talk now of 4ever hold ur peace. ?

You mean hold his war

L-papiiii........ which fualnicious?? ? i didnt know theres more than 1 fulanicious! whatz with u and anything that wears skirt....

and how come u neva finishing counting ur dough? ??! i have been here for the past 1 hour and its still rolling ? ?

newayzzzzz people...Ibro....Venom....whats da laytest??
update! update! update!

Well right now they r in their corners and their trainers r having chat. Round two should soon be on they way shortly

Guys its alright, Haba ya isa. You guys have teased them enough. Lets get latest gossip on other member. Guy where the heck is that Me,Myself & I? Does anyone know any gossips about members. I mean any true and real gossips.  Omo onliners wuna yarn us now. I would love to hear & wicked and evil things happening.

QuoteIna ICE take, fulanicous, Ihsan all of them are my wifeys.....well I want to know if they care thissssssssss much. Drop your replies here or dont be shy to send me personal message ok ;) By the way Dyme already did...that the lastest

nigga, u wish i sent u a mesg.. u soooooo wish! AS IF ::)

QuoteBy the way Ali Hamza has joined the squad crews here. He claimed he didnt even this place existed. Mumu mana ::)  ;D

AAAAA
haka kika rena ni kuma
lallai

GUYS HAVE U ALL HEARD, SUM JJC CALLED IBB WAS AFTA IHSAN..HE BUGGED HER AND NOW SHE IS SOOOOOOOO FRUSTRATED THAT SHE HAS DECIDED 2 LEAVE THE FORUM.HOW CAN PPL B SO LUDACRICIOUS & EVIL? HOW CAN WE GET THE SWEATEST GURL BACK...D REAL FAMILY OF KANOONLINE..NOT JUSS SUM JJC ::)[/b]

Oh my, are we talking about internet stalking ??? ??? ??? ???

 CYBER HATERS dai.......Dama they full these place ::)....nima as long as ma VP leaves.....am leavin as well. :-

No one is going aniwhere...if there is anione who`ll have to leave this forum, its gotta be them....this I promise u.

People what is going on in here, when is round 2 going to start. Plz u guyz should leave IBB for now we shall get 2 him soon lets concentrate on the fight surely it cant be over just after 1 round, or has this fight been fixed right from the start.  

ihsan? where art thou! :'(

Ummitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ihsannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
President and assistant president....pleaseeeeeeeeee ku dawo. Anyway I have heard you guys were leaving, well I will truthfully and I wont hide it things are going to be really different without you two!  :-[Dama you guys are the only backbone I have,the only two sistas, the only apple in my garden. You guys are my two nostrils that I breath, in baku sai mutuwa. Nima am leaving as wellllllllllllll. In baku sai rijiya ni dai. I no dey play cyber hating but I assure you all them mugus are happy. But all your beloved onces are sad and I happen to be number one. Guyssssssss we enjoy having you around. The family is breaking, anyways nima am leaving :'( :-[ :-/ >:( :(

guys ever noticed......the emoticons  >:( :( what different do these two make? ??? but there are two up there!!!! hmmm. Am leaving because of these two emoticons lol

WHY IS SHE LEAVIN HAD DA IHSAN COMMON GURLS ITS NOT KOOL HAVING U OUT. PLEASE WHO IS THAT THAT DROVE THESE TWO SWEET LITTLE THINGS AWAY ;D EVEN THOUGH AM NOT FREQUENT I WILL MISS UMMITA DA IHSAN. :-/

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WHY IS SHE LEAVIN HAD DA IHSAN COMMON GURLS ITS NOT KOOL HAVING U OUT. PLEASE WHO IS THAT THAT DROVE THESE TWO SWEET LITTLE THINGS AWAY ;D EVEN THOUGH AM NOT FREQUENT I WILL MISS UMMITA DA IHSAN. :-/

:'( :'( I know who drove VP Ihsan away IT'S IBB, But i don't know who drove Presy away, But as it da President and VP. Then  :'( :'( :'( i'm out of words. i might as well leave this place, cos

without u gals, my life is incomplete..........
 (sniff sniff) :'( :'(

thinking
thinking
thinking
DING DONG,
AN IDEA POPSIONTO DA BRAIN




Rite i'm no more going





 8) murnan cyber haters ya koma ciki, cos i'm staying until i complete my mission, (tstanding up straight) I have  the strenght, power and willing to go through day & nite, to any lenght just for getting the presy and vp back in here.

(no force)         So whose with me?? cos da mission is possible.

Thats the spirit Twinkle.... When the going gets tough the tough gets going....
Quiting wont help k-online!

Oh comon twinkle...beebah, u know every1 iz wid u, xcept for those two overgrown kids, IBB and the other guy that is also filled with errors.

I miss Ummita. It is absolutely so diffirent without her. Even though the rest of you are tight and koooooooool. I still miss her :-[ Why did she leave?

INFACT THIS PLACE IS DRY. THE KANOONLINE FAMILIES ARE ALL FALLING APART. TWINKLE AM WITH YOU 100%

GOD IHSAN AS WELL NO, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING. :'(

Well Ummita I am done with my exams now so when should we talk about the peace treaty or should we forget about it and just keep taking the piss out of each other  ;D ;D ;D

Allar serki ......ya'all care but Kaiiiii ya'all gossip alot.........(she laffs) well, Husna, Twinkle,Women lover, Borg.............(u guys gave me d laffs) Twinkle...I missed yah man...wen u gon pay us visit down Umuahia ne?

Ok lemme clear out d air once & 4 all.............honestly I neva left cuz of IBB or hausa error........cummon guys if @ all I shud take a piss of 'em, y shudnt they du d same?.......I was only kiddin them. Juss got a lil bit bored off this place.....so I used IBB & Error.They r 2 kool boiz, I gat no probs with 'em it was juss a matta of jokes........ So guys iz all koooooooooool.

Oh by d eskinin way Venom.......nima nayi maka proposin an opportunity of a lfk tym......sayin u can draw up a peace treaty, kana pretendin wai if I want it or not.........huh! u know am so-self sufficient wen it cumz 2 takin a piss! 8)

Anyways draw it up, ka kawo nayi signin.......b/4 I change ma mynd! Anyways brova how did that xzam go? hope no giraffe method incuded?............
cuz sum1 told me u copycat durin ur papers, so I taut I shud share it in todayz latest breakin gossip newz(she laffs)

Anyways got to jet.......................Am outta 'ere

 Of all ppl kanoonliners huh!!!!! I had ma buffday jiya.I clicked 93yrs.......& some ya'all cudnt b bothered 2 wish me well....... ::) not even a blessin...............d only person I was  not suprised who neva shot a holla nor presented his present.....was venom.......anyways I shud hav known betta........shine mugu......(she laffs).

Sayin thanks 2 Twinkle babes, luv yah honey, Ihsaneey 4eva grateful remain blessed, that gurl is surely one in a million, Ladies Papi u d paps!!! ;) That gift I trully deserve......lyked it.......Kameel thanks a zillion tyms........Anwar (she laffs) he even posted me a package all d way guys ;) taut I'ma let ma family here know.....damn! Hafsy Godddddd am speechless thnx 4 d massive cake, & boi that hug still left me lookin 4 sum pain killaz.....I luv those CD'z dama I cudnt affrod 2 buy 'em.....4 now ;) dama I was gon copy 'em, I luvvvvvvvvvvvv u Hafsy. Much respect goes 2 Husna babes. Nas cudnt believe wat u gave me, it belonged 2 may her soul rest in piece :o I was almost in tears. Thanx alot. 4 security reasons a'ma leave this guys name in (incognito) but D~jay ;) thug blood nigga........Na gode sosai ;)(U really bowled it jiya she cracks up again)

Ibro am suprised........brova nawa.........nefink!!!! :'( anywayz I know u didnt know.so a'ma let u off this tym.....

Dont tell mi :o :o :o
Ohhh ya know I was at the appolo spce centre for three weeks now, hust got back...they used some drug stuff to block mah memories for security purposes....u'll know all that when u get to NASA. I'm really sorry I have to be appologising instead of wishing, but in any case, I wish you the best of all birthday wishes, and even more, I wish you more than your heart desires, and I wish us all the duniya da lafira....
* Coming mama...I mean boss*
see the boss is calling, he wont let mi fiish all mah wishes, da sun cika umuahia. I gotta go  

whoa didnt know u turmed 97 yesterday???

hey didnt know, u never told me...lol u never tell me anything...

amma wishing u a belated bday

and the peeps u mentioned taht sent u gifts and birthday wishes.. really nice of them...

gurl many more years Insha Allah

aaaaaw gurl.. u be aries toooooooooo?!!!!!!! BIG UP TO MA ARIES PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gurl happy buffffffffay!!!!!!
MUCH LUV!!!!!!

Really,i'm lost.it was dyme buffday or ummita birthday?or both are borned the same day?I'confused.

uuummm dymes birthday was on the 13 i think not sure all i know is that it was two days back. for ummita dunno wot dontyu get there sayin they are same sign i guess thats wot i understood.

Ummita i dunno 2days ago was ur birthday, But even if i know i will not wish u anythin xcept allah yasa a cika da imani, coz at 93 u r close 2 grave. U know that sayin 'gawa taki rami' thats u lol

hey just kiddin. Happy birthday anyway. wish u many more yrs 2 come

Here r my terms 4 da peace treaty:

1. We shall not take the piss out of each other no matter what.

2. We shall respond 2 each others post in a professional manner i.e. if u do not have any valuable criticism about the other persons work then u should not say anything at all and this should be done in a professional manner.


3. If 1 person feels that the other person is taking the piss out of him or her then he or she should present a case to the council of kanoonline members (5 of which would be appointed by Venom and 5 by Ummita).

4. The council will look at the evidence presented 2 it and then take a vote on whether the defendant is guilty or innocent. The council would take a vote and its da majority of the vote that would count. They have 5 days in which to look at the evidence and vote.


5. If the council is in a dead lock situation they would then appoint 3 random other members 2 vote.

6. If found guilty of taking the piss, the person would have   2make a public apology to the victim.


7. If found innocent the person can demand a public apology from the defendant.


This is my draft of the peace treaty, u can have Ur lawyers look over it and u can also add anything else u feel is necessary 2 it.  

Ummita gurl, no worries  ;D 8) I hope u had a great day...same to you fine...hope it was memorable  :)

Allah ya raya mana ku baki daya...Ameen ;)

ttsssfarin tsakatazt ztjumping granma on a tzstick...what a tweety. I havyn't tzseen such tweeties tzsinze the umu.....nah forgyt it. Well...I look foryard to tzeeing it. Gotta go catch me tzsome jewsy biyrd to eat.

YES YES YES! IHSAN IS BACK, SO UMMITAS BACK AS WELL YIPPIE................. ;D It was so boring when they were absent but it was still kool. Ummita may more wishes may you live long and keep killing those haters at our back ;). No problem I will buy you even an aeroplane, kedai bari wannnan contract din ta fito ;D ;) I love you baby Meeta. By they way guys I cracked it on that buffday. he heh  Ummita we really bowled ;) Yes ina D Jay yake gaskiya I need to tell my family here di sitori my mouth dey itch me. wuna go laugh faint.

May more wishes Dyme to dyme as well. If you had shot me a holla your present would have been by your doorstep 8).

errrr ehennmmmm NIMA AM CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY AT THIS INSTANT. But dont drop me note here, I rather prefer presents. ;D

IBB gidanku, kana ma other half dina fatan mutuwa :o Na you go first reach grave ;D :P

loool..... i guess Ummita's bday was on the 13.. or 15...
mines was on the 14!!....
ARIES PEOPLES BAYBEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
LoL! haba, no wonder people always confuse meeh for her and her for meeh... lol.. oh wait... :o maybe ur my long lost TWIN!!!! :o

hafsy... i recieve late gifts ooo.. make i holla dee addy?

Ladies and Gentlemen it looks like we might have another verbal fight, I shall keep u informed as things unfold.

1 2 CY DID I HEAR U SAY IBB GIDANKU. OK JUST USE UR COMMON SENSES HOW DO U EXPECT SUM 1 THAT IS 97YRS TO LIVE LONG SHE IS DYING SOON. KICE MATA KAWAI ALLAH YASA A CIKA DA IMANI.

MR PEACE TREATY I HOPE THAT PEACE TREATY IS NEUTRAL

I am all about neutrality  ;D ;D ;D

IBB I SWEAR NA U GO REACH GRAVE 'N' H*LL FIRST. INFACT I'LL B DA 1 2 ESCORT U AND SP*T ON U 'N' UR CASKET SEF  ::) ::)

Wanna in ba mugu yaya za ka dinga yi ma mutun patan mutuya.  :o :o

U know if persin go die persin go dey wish sumbody die first so if u go wish sumbody death na u go die first and wish it 4 ursef. Foo**sh  boi. ;D.

Ma blad Ummita, as i've said b/4 and am sayin it again pls bear with him. U know how mad ppl dey act. So plz ignore da wan**r

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o 97 allah ya bamu damshin ta ai in mutum kam ya kai 97 ai sai ................................ ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Waszap P-E-O-P-L-E...........? Wats d laytest? Sum1 fill me in.............

IBB, u r still in lunacy.......? :o Har yau baka dena shirmen ka ba..........kai dan kauye...iden anyi wasa kedan ana beri ne (she laffs) great mumu........

Eniwez wats d situation lyk with every family members livin lykf? Any luv affairs? Who r @ each others neck?

non...nothing moves without ya

 Oh cummon things been smoothin out perfectly..........missed ma bro plenty plenty

Ibro ma broda thangz hav been movin quite well without ummita ma great blad (she laughs) it was even perfect  ::)without her joke.............. man it was boring without you. ;D

people where on earth is mohammed ...........i miss him soo much dont yu guys do???????

well....hez around, but lost, cast and frost. He signed off he aint coming back. You better get urselves a new minister for women affairs.

Quotenon...nothing moves without ya

True. (Ina yar babanta ta shiga ne?)
I missed all the babie honney's i love Ihsan, Ummita, Hafsy, Twinkle and most especially ICE, kai all the gurls in this forum Did my baby mamas miss me?

uuummm it very hard to say this but i have to  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( first off all, all ya at k online it been nice meetin ya k online was fun but it time for me to say bye to all ya too some few peeps here
mohammed i will surely hear from ya on msn or fone but sha it almost end of term so that our common friend will surely bring yu to my house ko.... but dai bye on k online im out

dyme .. it been so nice meetin ya but insha allah we will see durin the hols ko it be great on ke online

to all ya nice meetin ya or shud i say chatin with ya ............ thanxs so much if i have offended any one in amyway plz my apology thanx so much bye :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( will miss ya all :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

sheeeesh.. u sound like ur dying or sumthing...

ok luv.. cya around.. ;D

Guys I missed ya'all..............so wats d laytest!!!!!
I gat so many laytest but heck!!! check this out......Thats d laytest which is not important & interestin (sticks outta tongue) but though as a family we gon share our happiness cuz its his buffday!!!!! (err actually its 2moro, but u know we gon wish him well in advance) cus its his buffday!

Go, Go, Go, Go, go Papi its his buffday! We gon party lyk its his buffday, we gon sip Bucardi (hell nawz, bocardi bruzzer aint tastin good) so wen gon sip Tequila cuz its his buffday, cuz we dont give an ........(esk)bleep! cuz its his buffday..............hez gonna get his gurls cuz its his buffday (nah cuz he a womaniser)(she laffs)

(Yo! papi that is straight from d heart, ruff ends luv 4-real) 8)

Guys I know ma Godfather been buggin all d gurls..........as he is such a womaniser but truss!!! its his buffday 2moro.............so am wishin him well cuz its his buffday! So luv & wish him a blast. Lemme spill it hes gonna b 27yrs (boi he will kill me wen he gets 2 c it...........tsoho ne, first klass oldie :P)

HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY. YEAH WE GON PARTY LYK WE WANT TO!!!!!!

BUT ANY NEW GOSSIP................AKWAI LATEST NEWS CIRCULATING WO!!!!!!!!!! MAKE I YARN WUNA? ;)

Quoteso am wishin him well cuz its his buffday! So luv & wish him a blast. Lemme spill it hes gonna b 27yrs (boi he will kill me wen he gets 2 c it...........tsoho ne, first klass oldie :P)

Happy birthday ladies papi!
27?? Still a baby!
Wishing you many more years return :)

HAPPY BELATED B/DAY 2 QUEEN AND L/PAPI. WISHING YA GUSY ALL DA BEST IN LIFE.
UMMITAH, URS WAS REALLY RAW AND OFF DA HOOK!! U WILL LIVE LONGER ........ WISHING YA ALL DA BEUTIFUL THINGS LIFE CAN OFFER. GUYS MA B/DAY IS AROUND DA CORNER, I WILL APPRECIATE DA SHOUT OUTS!!
eMMM, 1/2SA NAU I DEY TELL DIS ONE, COZ IF U REMEBR EVERY1 GO KNOW ;D, KEEP ON KEEPING ON

yEAH KAMIL IT WAS A BLAST.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES PAPI. KAIMA DAI KASAN AM JUST WISHIN YOU WELL. DID YOU LIKE MY PRESENT? ;D

THIS IS A GOSSIP THREAD KO?
LADIES PAPI DID YOU LIKE THOSE BOXERS WITH KISSY LIP PRINTS ON THEM/ I HEAR SAY NA ONE OF YOUR GIRLS GIVE YOU. KUMA WHY 3 GIRLS WERE FIGHTIN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY>?
KUMA WHO WAS THE GIRL THAT CURSED YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY :o CUZ U WAS CHEATING ON HER. SHAMeeeeeeeeee


BY THE WAY GUYS THIS KAMIL EN GET GIRLFREIND WO!!!!! MAKE I TELL WUNA? BECAUSE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HER NAME STARTS FROM H OR M? ;D

I WILL KEEP SHUT. Hafsy has more. Apparently I wasnt there becuase they were all in Umuahia but trust Hafsy big mouth to gist me ;)

QuoteHAPPY BELATED B/DAY 2 QUEEN AND L/PAPI. WISHING YA GUSY ALL DA BEST IN LIFE.
UMMITAH, URS WAS REALLY RAW AND OFF DA HOOK!! U WILL LIVE LONGER ........ WISHING YA ALL DA BEUTIFUL THINGS LIFE CAN OFFER. GUYS MA B/DAY IS AROUND DA CORNER, I WILL APPRECIATE DA SHOUT OUTS!!
eMMM, 1/2SA NAU I DEY TELL DIS ONE, COZ IF U REMEBR EVERY1 GO KNOW ;D, KEEP ON KEEPING ON

thanx luv.. ;D

HAPPY BELATED BDAY Lpapi!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

lol@twinks... haahaha.. so lp be character like dat?

ke ummita.. wut day was ur bday?

Nace ba. wai bata gari iri na zaku bawa full member u better reduse those stars wey u go gather for name

8)safe

QuoteyEAH KAMIL IT WAS A BLAST.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES PAPI. KAIMA DAI KASAN AM JUST WISHIN YOU WELL. DID YOU LIKE MY PRESENT? ;D

THIS IS A GOSSIP THREAD KO?
LADIES PAPI DID YOU LIKE THOSE BOXERS WITH KISSY LIP PRINTS ON THEM/ I HEAR SAY NA ONE OF YOUR GIRLS GIVE YOU. KUMA WHY 3 GIRLS WERE FIGHTIN ON YOUR BIRTHDAY>?
KUMA WHO WAS THE GIRL THAT CURSED YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY :o CUZ U WAS CHEATING ON HER. SHAMeeeeeeeeee


BY THE WAY GUYS THIS KAMIL EN GET GIRLFREIND WO!!!!! MAKE I TELL WUNA? BECAUSE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D HER NAME STARTS FROM H OR M? ;D

I WILL KEEP SHUT. Hafsy has more. Apparently I wasnt there becuase they were all in Umuahia but trust Hafsy big mouth to gist me ;)

lol Twinks... amma kin samu Lp da kyau!  :P

Quote Anwar (she laffs) he even posted me a package all d way guys ;) taut I'ma let ma family here know.....damn! .so a'ma let u off this tym.....

But have you acknowledged the family here, that you DHL'd back the package and returned it to the sender, only to drop in a a piece of a one line note stating na gode, but I dont think I should have it!!! BAKI KYAUTA BA. I just taught is was your birthday. :-/ But I still sent it back and this time am sure she kept it, it was too much to be sent back ko ummita ;) :D

Mallam Ladies Papi, Happy birthday ya baka gaya min ba. Ai da na tattaro kaya nazo garinka. All the same many happy returns  

Dyme kema kinyi birthday dinki? I didnt know, but anyway I havent been here for a while shiyasa. I would have sent a package to you as well. But does it mean your nirthday was on the same day with Ummita? Happy birthday dyme I wish you many more years to come. Keep representing

HAS ANY ONE HEARD THAT IBB AND HAUSA ERROR IDENTIFIER ARE BROTHERS (BIRD OF THE SAME FEATHER) ::)

I HEAR SAY KUMA WE GET SISTAS THE SAME BLOOD FOR FURTHER INVESTIGATING REMAIN ATTENTIVE. NEXT TIME I BRING GULMA I MA SHOT YA'ALL WITH THE BRIEFS OF WHAT I HAVE NOTICED. HOW BLIND COULD SOME MEMBERS HERE BE. WE COULD TELL...IF YOU SEE PEOPLE GANGING UP FOR EACH OTHER CONSIDER THEM TWO BLOODS. ;) HE HE HE KAI KANOONLINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ::)

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But have you acknowledged the family here, that you DHL'd back the package and returned it to the sender, only to drop in a a piece of a one line note stating na gode, but I dont think I should have it!!! BAKI KYAUTA BA.

Buha ha ha ha bu ha ha he he nawawo ::) sai ka share mallam

AM BACK WITH THE LASTEST GOSSIP
IBB & HAUSA ERROR (SAME MUMMY, SAME DADDY)
HUSNA & NAFEEY (SAME MUMMY SAME DADDY)

he he he two more are coming ;)

QuoteAM BACK WITH THE LASTEST GOSSIP
IBB & HAUSA ERROR (SAME MUMMY, SAME DADDY)
HUSNA & NAFEEY (SAME MUMMY SAME DADDY)

he he he two more are coming ;)

:) :) i got nothin to say

Why because!!! You have just been busteddddddddddd

Da kai da yayanka abi na kaninka ::)

I've heard of a rumour...or is it?


I though I heard Nija scream out and call out:
"WE NEED A REVOLUTION!!!"

QuoteAM BACK WITH THE LASTEST GOSSIP
IBB & HAUSA ERROR (SAME MUMMY, SAME DADDY)
HUSNA & NAFEEY (SAME MUMMY SAME DADDY)

he he he two more are coming ;)

i beg wooo! hajia where u hear that 1, lallai na yaddda u be real half-see(half see, half no see). madam ,u need visin, so u can get a clear vision of watz true and watz not.............
 kin ga har kin sa IBB ya kasa magana

amma gaskiya am gonna reveal this big secret.

IBB and ANWAR na brothers, same papa, same mama. may be thatz wat u heard ko ?miss.1/2 sy

QuoteWhy because!!! You have just been busteddddddddddd

Da kai da yayanka abi na kaninka ::)

I THOT U GOT ENOUGH INFO TO BACK UR FINDINGS

SO U DONT KNOW WHO BE KANI OR WA.

ERROR YA KARE HAKA NE U WANT EVERYBODY TO KNOW WHATS GOIN ON.
ANWAR KACE KARYA YAKE

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SO U DONT KNOW WHO BE KANI OR WA.

No one wants to know who is older or younger ::).

This place is becoming boring. Where is Ummita. I miss Hafsys funny moves even though I hate laughing ::) Dyme where are you? I think I will also jet off, now its basically boring. Ummita ina kike ne yanmata ;)

my clickin finger got chopped. ASk anwar what happened >:(

My question is that do you really get paid for soing this cus it`s all leisure stuff.

Of course we dont get paid, but it is knowledgeable and a good way to while away the time.

Ni dai shiru nake ji kwana biyu, even though I was away for quite a while.
MOST WANTED PEOPLE: (Names as follows)
OGA SALIS DANYARO
ADMIN
Ihsan
Ummita
Hafsy
Fyne Dyme
Twinkle
Husna
Fulanicous
Gimbiya
Moh Minister
Ibro
Goodfella
New guy
Borg
Iblink (ko dayake I heard a rumour on one of this pages that he is the same person who changed his name from iblink to newguy ko? :-/)
NOW WHERE ARE THIS MEMBERS? THIS PALCE IS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT THEM.........
Or maybe so of the are married? excetra, excetra ni dai anyone who have their labari (or has heard any rumour should pass it out) I will come around to fill my ears ;)

WHY DONT YOU FORGET ABOUT GOSSIPS AND TALK SOMETHING REAL - I AM WORRIED >:(

yes plz where is everyone the place is gettin borin

K-onliners, Kano online has been a wonder to me, and it remains so. I have tried all I could to keep it as alive as it was, but I guess everyone is either tired, pissed or proud of this site, no one is bored. This is one big step for most of the memebers here, a big revolution @ the internet. Unlimited was shared here. I beg of u to keep this place alive just as good as it is. There is no problm with kanoonline, coz I think if we r blind to see what a wonder this place is...then I guess we r the ones wid the problem

Take note: I`m still an onliner....a proud one, who else is?

not to worry ibro we're onliners 4eva......

though have been away for a while... I'm still part of this community and am PROUD to be  ;D

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hmmm...gulma ajali!!! to ba komai  ;D

ihsan that wasnt funny at all i was like kai menene harda kyara zama na sosai naji gulma ;) ;) ;)

GAskiya kam Ihsan ba ki kyauta ba kin sa mana honey a baki kuma kin hana mu

Man Ibro I think 1 of the reasons why this place is getting so dry is cause every1 is trying to get along with 1 another. Now don?t get me wrong that?s not a bad thing but the thing is most people don?t really say what?s on their minds for the fear that they my offend some1 in this place. If people would start saying whats really on their minds I think business would pick up.  

u r absolutely right venom. ku kyale ni inci gaba da tsokana.

lol lol lol so IBB who is 1st on the list

QuoteK-onliners, Kano online has been a wonder to me, and it remains so. I have tried all I could to keep it as alive as it was, but I guess everyone is either tired, pissed or proud of this site, no one is bored. This is one big step for most of the memebers here, a big revolution @ the internet. Unlimited was shared here. I beg of u to keep this place alive just as good as it is. There is no problm with kanoonline, coz I think if we r blind to see what a wonder this place is...then I guess we r the ones wid the problem

Take note: I`m still an onliner....a proud one, who else is?

it seems what ibro is saying is absolutely correct.I joined kanoonline weeks ago and it has been a wonder but it seems 4rm the indexes the onliners dont patronize the site as they used to.there are ppl who hav not visited the site for about months :-[Haba onliners pls be patriotic kar kuyi disappointin din mu, make the site as lively as it was.it's really a revolution
To ibro i salute una.i don give u three good gbosas.u were the one that first welcomed me when i signed in as a guest...u've introduced me to a whole new world of konline ;)

ITS MY BESTEST MATES BITHDAY TODAY. HIPPYYYYYY. GO IBRO ITS YUR BIRTHDAY. TODAY IS IBROS BITHDAY, ANY BODY WHO DOESNT WISH HIM WELL OR MAKE DU'A FOR HIM IS EVIL :P. MAY ALLAH WISH YOU WELL. I WISH YOU THE BEST IN LIFE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. TOO BAD WE ARE BASED IN UMUAHIA WE WOULD HAVE SENT YOU ROASTED SNAILS. BUT ANYWAYS ALLAH SEND US A REAL ADDRESS ;) WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR? COMMON KANOONLINERS LETS SHOW SOME REAL LOVE TO THIS NIGGA (oops). I BET UMMITA DOESNT KNOW, LET ME INFORM HERE, SHE WILL BE HERE IN NO TIME

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IBRO, HE IS ONE OF THE COOLEST GUY WE HAVE IN THIS FORUM. SO NICE & HUMBLE. THUG LOVE FOR REAL [/b]

If there's one person i'd wish a happy bday it wud be ibro(was tha 1st person to welcome me to konline even tho i was a guest that time)....Cheers!! kuma Allah ya raya don na ga you're just 18 :o :o :o
How come he didn't check in in da house (i heard he had a helluva party ;) ;) ;) )

 Oh my Gosh.............oh reallyyyyy-yyyy. IBRO'Z!!! buffday!! Allah yer rayer de kai. I wish u d very best of life. May ALLAH shower his blessings on u. Many more happy returns.

HAPPY BIRTHDABY!!!!!!!!
WHERE'Z D BIRTHDAY BOI!!!?

Gogannaka.............we du apologise 4 not welkomin u all.........but if @ all Ibro was d first 2 welkom u......then take ma words.....we r family here iden yer gaisar de kai.......iz lyk we all did ;)

HB Ibro may Allah allow u 2 see more birthdays AMIN.

oh thanks folks!
  gogannaka, take ummitahs words, shez da best around here and true we r a family. plus I saw som`n back there that impressed me "ummittah, we all hail thee!". I am more than honored to b the 1st 2 welkome u here. and venom....thanks, ka ga becks ya kwapsa, well see ya at the sport session.hahaha

happy bday ibro:D

i still dont get it ??? ant there volunties for the brain stuff  :-/ is this have family should live :'( then we are falling together

 thanx bilya but remember "all work  no play makes jack a dull boy"..sometimes the brain stuff stuffs your brains Duh ;)

Kai kai kai!!! How time flies. Hello guys. To start with let me say I missed ya'all. I missed especially the GURLS. I missed Dyme alot, Fulanicious. Where is my precious gurl Ihsan. My most adored little girl Hafsy? Oh my God where is my wifey Ice. Twinkle she was my girl.

And finally my most priced adored darling. My pretty God child Ummita.

Where are all the beautiful girl, come back to papi coz he's back ;).

Where are buddies like Borg,Moh, Ibro etc. It seems this place has changed. A bit strange. Anyway I just wanted to get the girls together and find out whats been happening with ya'all. Honestly I missed everybody. Gimbiya gaisuwa nake mikawa. Hajiya Babygul84 ina mika gaisuwa. Am back

QuoteKai kai kai!!! How time flies. Hello guys. To start with let me say I missed ya'all.

Sannu da dawowa...ina ka shiga?

salam n welcum back

QuoteMy God child Ummita.

FATHER! FATHER! I AM MOST GLAD 2 HAV U BCK IN D FAMILY. Cummon man!!!! get ur *$$ 2 d registry & b a member, its been a while Nigga. I missed yah plenty
(she smylz)

 & puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez dont deport urself away from this forum again ::)

Hey duz any1 know d whereabouts of  IBRO2G & Dyme? Havent seen 'em in a while. I missed 'em!!!! Who else duz? Most especially BILYAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Hey guys any1 knows the whereabouts of these guy's?
Ladies papi
baby gal
nafeey
hafsa
twinkle
dyme

ETc dont u miss them??? :-[ :-[

QuoteHey guys any1 knows the whereabouts of these guy's?
Ladies papi
baby gal
nafeey
hafsa
twinkle
dyme

ETc dont u miss them???

Well as I heard from a reliable source most of them r in the belly of the beast. I also heard that some of them r eligible 4 parole soon, we wish them well.

we r alive and kicking and we will be coming right back to u after these messages...

PPl fulanicious has been missing in action since the reception took place.....any news of her whereabouts?..............(venom we need answers)

Man the last I heard our very religious sister is in Iraq feeding the homeless and the orphans. May God bless her

Ameen.............r u sure she'll be alright?and who accompanied her?............

Haba Venom so u dey alive!
  Fulanicious is nicer than that and much stronger, she is making ways to overthrow the great united states of emberrasment!

QuoteHey guys any1 knows the whereabouts of these guy's?
Ladies papi
baby gal
nafeey
hafsa
twinkle
dyme

ETc dont u miss them??? :-[ :-[

YO BRO I DEY HERE I JUST NO DEY BRANCH 2 K-ONLINE AS HMMMMM NA LONG STOREEEE BRODA .............. WHERE DAT MOROON WAITIN HIM NA EHEN.......SALISU ......I JUST DEY READ UR MAIL . U WANT ME MAKE'A KEEP DAT SECRET ????? I'LL C ABOUT IT GIV ME 1 WEEK 2 THINK BOUT IT. IF AM SATICFIED WITH MA THINKIN DEN I WIL IF NOT ............ AMMA  KA NA BANI DARIYA.

wHERE MA SISTAS AND BRODAZ uMMITA BLAD, DYME,BIBA, MA 1 N ONLY IBRO N DE REST MISS YA ALL

AM OUT

1/2sy spit it out

 G-naka, I taut guls were d onces that luv listenin 2 Gossips....... :o  Didnt know u had an interest......G-NAKA son jin gulmer (she laffs)

but honest I know wats eskinin happenin b/w mah blad (Hafsy vs Sanusi Aliyu) Shud I tell???? Its d laytest gossip, & its soooooooooooo (oh my God)  ::) I'ma keep ma mouff hush..cuz if I spit it out.....am in breach of trust with mah gul Hafsy ;)

Haba ummita ba son jin gulma nake ba ,i just wanted to know so that i could bless the ____ u know ;)


is it the sanusi i know? from"still on hausa movies" ? ? ?

Allah bada zaman lafiya

I know gogan will be the first to ask what is going on,ok hafsa and ummita say it out barin kashi a ciki baya maganin yunwa :P

I'm sorry coz what I have to say has nothing to do wid the topic.
But:
Gogannaka, Kilishi and Saurayi, I thank you and I like the way you keep this site going!, I mean I see all the good jobs u guyzes have been on, ,plus ummitah,  u too,  u hanged on even when I thought....ahhh neva mind, I'll try and stick on and catch up. But amust promise u, da tyme iz coming when yo`ll gon get tired of mah posts.!  

COMIN OUT SOON  ;)

 Wai, Wai, Wai IBB Where hav u been hidin?  Where u carry ur leg go? Gud 2 hav u bck

Quoteis it the sanusi i know? from"still on hausa movies" ? ? ?

Allah bada zaman lafiya

Yeah its him....Hafsy told me. Ai ner gyamaka Gogannaka megener din majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ne...Na biggie talk..mmhmmmmmm :-X

Posted by: kilishi Posted on: 08/30/03 at 17:15:03

QuoteI know gogan will be the first to ask what is going on,ok hafsa and ummita say it out barin kashi a ciki baya maganin yunwa

 

mhmmmmmm Kilishi.....na majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr magana!!!! Ki beri sai kinzo gider first....[/color]

Quote Wai, Wai, Wai IBB Where hav u been hidin? ?Where u carry ur leg go? Gud 2 hav u bck

Hmn!! IBB baka basu labari bane? ?

WANTED


NAME :FULANICIOUS

AGE :UNKNOWN

WHEREABOUTS:UNKNOWN

LAST SEEN: THIS WEBSITE


REWARD:WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS IT CAN BE NEGOTIABLE




Anyone that knows the whereabouts of this lady should please contact this forum.........note that false informants WILL NOT be rewarded........i repeat, will not be rewarded ;D ;D ;D


                               Signed:konliners

Quote1/2sy spit it out

[colour=red] hhhhhhmmmmmmm g-naka ka san meya paru???? wallahi doooogon maganane ama! zan bada labari indan sanusi ya na nan kuma sai ya para baku ni kuma sai nai muku conclusion.

Ai abun ba magana kawai. WAI INA MA SANUSIN NE ????? BRING WUNA SEF OUT BOI!!!! ::)

UMMITA BLAD DONT SPIT IT OUT YET!!!!!! INA SO SANUSI YA BADA HEAD-START 4 DI STOREE. :P :P

Everbodi news will b out soon.

p.s ... ibro,ihsan.dyme,umita,twinkle n co. u hav been invited 2 da worlds greatest party.Date; 11th venue World Trade Centre wher Osman Bin Ladin  8) 8) will playin his new single album "it wasn't me".  ;) ;)C u there.

dont wori bout gate fee it's on me. ;D ;D ;D

GOSSIP!!!!  
latest! nd hottest! oh!
hhmmn ummita

Ina sanusin yake ne.....?

   

QuoteIna sanusin yake ne.....?  

   Oh My God!!!!!! Please i/2 cy say it out so that gogan will have a peace of mind : :-[ :-[

Ladies I have seen you are enjoying your selves,well that is nice,just to inform you that kowa daranarsa is alive and kicking 8) 8) 8) 8)

QuoteLadies I have seen you are enjoying your selves,well that is nice,just to inform you that kowa daranarsa is alive and kicking 8) 8) 8) 8)

where have u been hiding...nice to hav u back




have u seen fulanicious? ::)

salaaam gogonaka....and yall wassap fam!
oohhh do me get reward for turnin myself in??

much luv!!

Quote

salaaam gogonaka....and yall wassap fam!
oohhh do me get reward for turnin myself in??

much luv!!

Hmn,!its nice u've turned urself in ,we had already despatched our best marshals(venom et al)to fish u out from where ever it was u were hiding........news came that u were last seen in "Iraq".........



Anyway, its nice to hav u back

is this wat u call gossip. abeg na me hear correct gossips them peep wey go that K-online get 2gether come gossip me, them talk say, i no go mention names woo, i hear sey that one na small boi n that gal sef wey dey fire turenci na old maama. ehm where dem peep wey go that get2gether come tell us wetin happen 4 there my ears dey itch they wan hear tory

Hmn broda , i tell u, the thing wey u miss plenty o!!!


person no fit tell u what happened that day (in writing)


make i jist u small:: there's a poem titled "the impossible"..(mind u its not in the poetry section).... guess who and who read it? ? ? ? ? ::) ::) _______ &__________
(very romantic)

Kai IBB..........mhmmmm (she laffs) ya iya tsokana.............anyways Gogannaka, dont mynd IBB he is juss jokin...........we know his style.....waist no tym in givin him any feedback cuz he is gonna tease ya'all anyway, but Its gud 2 hav him bck thou.........

but tell usIBB. Wat really happened?.....what did u really steal, wen u got locked up in jail, I cant believe y they wouldnt let u loose juss cus u stole a can of Tuna.....well so I heard........ ::) dunno weda its tru or not

kai gogannaka is it the groundnut una chop i miss abi wetin lol.

Ummi as i was sayin waziri stole not only tuna there u know Whiskers that cat food he think sey na correct food u know sey waziri no sabi book na so e go put man pikin 4 wahala woh

ha ha ha......................a can of tuna........shame on you :P :P :P

oya oya people gulma my ears r all open i want to hear gulma ..................... bring it on

hey guys warrup?
just wanna ask how do i register 2 dis dakin hira,

hey anyway i also hav a hot interesting gulma, it's about sum1 ;) in dis place which i know yah all will like 2 hear about  but first let me ask u lot ;D

Kunnin ko mawa ? ?  ?   ?
..........
..........
...........

In this place we no dey do gulma all we do is pass on information  ;)

to Venom, wat on earth does gossip means in ur hausa dictonary,  conversation or investigation or passing information,  ???   :-/
it blody means GULMA,  if u still not sure ask Ummita who strated da topic. ;) ;D
Gossip --- Gulma
;D

WAi does anyone know the whereabouts of KILISHI? ? ?
our good sister has been missin in action for quite some time now.................hope all is well....

Dear medulla oblongata since u be new blood 4 this place let me explain what I was trying 2 get across with my statement. I was just been sarcastic thats all I know what gulma means I am from the north dont let the name venom fool u. ?:D

Medulla Oblungata..................hhhhmmmmmm ::) ur welcum 8)

hey ppl.......................send the gulma on mana! our ears r itchin...where r all da ladies in da house? ??? GULMA is ur natural area of specialty, isnt it?...even tho guys of nowadays do it also but not as good as dem ladies!

so fire on! ;D

Sa Ido sanaar banza inji hausawa

shi yasa naga ka kasa ka tsare ai ko ;D

Gulma people..its Ramadan......REPENT!

gulma or no gulma, this is k-online, the information u need is guaranteed! ;)

HOTTEST GOSSIP BOUT THIS GUYS NEXT WEEK POP IN MY SPIES R IN ACTION.  


VENOM, MANDULA ABULANGATA, IBRO,

8)2 IBB, Plz when ever u post the Gossip 4 those guys u mentioned, plz and plz hola at me so that i will read their excapades especially peeps likemEdUlLa ObLaNgAtAbecause it seems we now have tabbabu in the forum.(i hope he cant c this...any way it is Gulma). ;D

Guesss whoz back
bak again

Ges who iz in hiya.

Guyz chek it out, am no more a Lance Corporal, I have 2 starz

lucky yu me i had three stars but now i can sign  in with my user name coz i can remember my password and dont know how to get another  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( help me out plsssssssssss  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( im not a guest  :( :( :( :(

gud 4 u

Quotegud 4 u

DaWickedfella................where hav u been?

Haba, zagoodpella, show a little bit op fity por our dear sister mana!

AM SURE THE KANOONLINERS THAT HAVE BEEN HEAR FOR LONG WILL REMEMBER ONE OF OUR MEMBERS LADIES PAPI!
He has been chasing after Ihsan, Ice, Dyme, Fulanicious, Gimbiya, Twinkle infact most of our girls in this forum. WELL I BRING GULMA COME. THAT MAN WILL BE SETTLING DOWN AT LAST! HE IS GETTING MARRIED FOR REAL SO YA'ALL CAN HAVE PEACE. (lets all say haleluyah)THOUGH ITS BEEN LONG :?:  HE HASNT VISITED KANOONLINE FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. Toh mai son mata dai zaiyi aure.

Who also remembers Nafeey dark angel. I met her unfortunately in real life . Nidai wallahi gaskiya she is surely scaryyyyyyyyy in a pretty face though but yes she is rude, nasty and mean :evil: Though she was nice. She sends her regard. Not that she said I should greet kanonliners she just asked if the website still existed. Kuma kunsan I go add sumul gishiri mana :D [/b][/b]

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"[color=green

Who also remembers Nafeey dark angel. I met her unfortunately in real life . Nidai wallahi gaskiya she is surely scaryyyyyyyyy in a pretty face though but yes she is rude, nasty and mean :evil: Though she was nice. She sends her regard. Not that she said I should greet kanonliners she just asked if the website still existed. Kuma kunsan I go add sumul gishiri mana :D [/color][/b][/b]

Amma ke Hafsa kin zama abun tsoro, irin wannan GULMAN kiri-kiri? haba! Ko kunya babu? Amma ba'ayi halin fulani ba! mah grand ma will crush ur mouf por GULMARIN'!

N e way, kunji wasu funny namez prom some JJCz wai, C-inc da Fexxy/ Punny huh? hahaha, i cant stof lapping!

Quote from: "mudacris"Amma ke Hafsa kin zama abun tsoro, irin wannan GULMAN kiri-kiri? haba! Ko kunya babu? Amma ba'ayi halin fulani ba! mah grand ma will crush ur mouf por GULMARIN'!

N e way, kunji wasu funny namez prom some JJCz wai, C-inc da Fexxy/ Punny huh? hahaha, i cant stof lapping!

Haba...these guys are still new sha, u don't even know dem and
u r already gossipin about 'em? I think u shud go get ur mouth
crushed from ya grandma! :evil:  

:roll: Pleeeease...just look who's talkin!
So u think ur name sounds pleasant 2 da ears?...hahahaha
Shud I talk? :twisted:  :twisted: ?

amma rannar da zan kama ki in fulic u will regret it! Kunji ni da yariya mai gulman tsiya, mah name is intanasjhional gal, dont flay wit it fa?

:D your da bomb i  wish i hared ur brins  :lol:

A'a Fat-Zee, iz it 2 froop zat ur not pat zat u wen n changed ur own abatar into a bery thin n unfed lady? Toh mun riga mun sani FAT-ZEE! *muda grining wickedly*... hihihihihi!

HMNNNNNNN.....DIS UMMITA OF A THANG(WANI ABIN SA ITA),I'VE BEEN WANTING 2 SAY SOMFING EVA SINCE I SAW DIS VERY POST BUT BEEN HELLA BIZZY WIT NOMA DA FARAUTA THANG....LOL KUNSAN ABIN KA DA MAZAUNA KAUYE.BUT I MUST ADMIT

OOMITA U'RE REELY TERRFIC,VERY CREATIVE(INFACT BAN SAN CEWA AKWAI IRE-IREN KU BA A MATAN HAUSAWA )...AND LEST I 4GET U GOT WITS N GUTZ........DO UR THANG GURL N KEEP D FRESH GOSSIP FLOWING ..SAI DAI FA IDAN IRIN KI SUKA YI YAWA FA DUNIYAR NAN FA ZATA SHIGA WANI HALI...LOL...DO UR THANG GURL..KINGA TAFIYA TA GONA.....PEACE 2 D GUYS N LOVE 2 D GUYESSES :D

Sannunku dai Jama'a
Nidai yau gulman da na kawo, shine wani baban abokina nane yayi min bayani cewa there is a nice forum kanoonline with very nice people. I have now joined the house and representing yan Galadanci. It seems that there are really nice people here. Looking forward to knowing all of you. Nima dai akwaini da son jin "fadi a'a tambayekiba" A shafa min meke faruwa a forum dinna, kuma ina bukatar bayani akan yan majalissan nan. Ko da yake, na fara karanta labarai tundaga farko su malama ummita akwai bayani, su Ihsan, su mohammed, su Goodfella da uwa mata Hafsatu mai ban dariya, su Mahmood, su Fateez.  Abun naku abun dariya abun sha'awa

Till a hear the hottest gulma.

Sannu Surayya :D , I can see u r really enjoyin da place

Why dont u become a member? u've posted a lot already :D

Cheerz :D

As 4 u Muda...hehehehe waz dat s'posed 2 make mi mad? :P

Wateva u say, at least i'm mi, rite? Wat about u?

Jama'a have u heard?

hmmm...Do u wanna know where Mudacris got his name 4rm?

If u read Vanguard newspaper, then u'll know, It's from Terror Muda

Da comic usually on weekdayz, near da middle page about dat sharp okada guy.

Rite on top of Kaptain Afrika

He went 2 add "Cris" so dat he'll sound like LudacriS!

Dats wat he's been hidin, and he is going to diss other innocent namez

He never told us dat comic, "Terror Muda" was his inspiration!

Wat's there to hide? Ai yanzu mun sani! {Ba ni ka kira fat-zee ba?}

He he he.....muda why didnt u tell us okada riders were your role models.hmn na wa for you........Fateez abeg do am small small,u know say muda sabi vex wellu wellu o!![/size][/b]

AMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AMEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE HOW WUNA CARRY LEG FROM THREAD( check if your name is included) JUST TO HIYA GOGANNAKA LOVE TORI................TO, ANKI FADA. I WONT TELL. BITE ME!!!!!! :twisted:  :P hehehehehehehe

We have SA'IDAWA's in this forum. SA'IDAWA MASU BACCI DA IDO DAYA. to mention few; like mudacris, Fateez, suraiya.....etc.


Wow!! I forget to mention the biggest member of SA'IDO G-NAKA. SORRY MEY UNA NO BEX YOU BE THE CHAIRMAN

Quote from: "Surayya Galadanci"Sannunku dai Jama'a
Nidai yau gulman da na kawo, shine wani baban abokina nane yayi min bayani cewa there is a nice forum kanoonline with very nice people. I have now joined the house and representing yan Galadanci. It seems that there are really nice people here. Looking forward to knowing all of you. Nima dai akwaini da son jin "fadi a'a tambayekiba" A shafa min meke faruwa a forum dinna, kuma ina bukatar bayani akan yan majalissan nan. Ko da yake, na fara karanta labarai tundaga farko su malama ummita akwai bayani, su Ihsan, su mohammed, su Goodfella da uwa mata Hafsatu mai ban dariya, su Mahmood, su Fateez.  Abun naku abun dariya abun sha'awa

Till a hear the hottest gulma.

yah gurl u wellcome to da brothers and sisters home, u 'll ve to introduce ur self much better and u 'll be told the rules and regulations. so see yah

IT WAS WHEN I REACHED THIS THREAD THAT I REALISED I LEFT MY SCARF WHICH FELL OFF ON THE WAY AND A PAIR OF MY SLIPPERS IS MISSING OFF MY FOOT, WAS RUNNING TO COME AND BRING GULMA.
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH FIRST********************
TO YAWWA, AS YOU ALL KNOW UMMITA IS MY GOOOOODEST FREIND, I JUST LEARNT JIYA AFTER A TELEFOINE CALL THROUGH MY CORDLESS, WIRELESS, MOBILE, CELLULAR, GSM, HANDS FREE SET, ELECTRONIC GADGET THAT ITS MAIN PURPOSE IS FOR VOICE COMMUNICATION BUT THANKS TO THE WORLD OF TECHNOLOGY WE CAN DO MORE NOW ANYWAY I RECEIVED A CALL THAT UMMITA BLACKED OUT 2 DAYS AGO (FAINTED) IN HER KITCHEN ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT ANY ABODY WEY GET FULL DETAILS ABEG COME TELL US TORY.(she will so hate this when she gets to read it, but eno concine me)

EHEN AND AGAIN ANOTHER OF OUR MEMBERS LEFT THE FORUM, I THINK HE FELT HUMILIATED (MAQARI) HE WILL BE MISSED BY ALL OF US

YAWWA KUMA, MONTHS BACK BABYGUL84 WAS TELLIN US THAT SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED. HAS THE MARRIAGE ALREADY TAKEN PLACE BECAUSE WE ARE ALL READY TO GO FOR HER WEDDING WETHER INVITED OR NOT  ABI?

ANYBODY WEY GET HOT TORY ABEG BRING

OH GEL YOU DEY COME FRIDAY PARRI ON FRIDAY ABI WHAT?

mhmmm I don taya sef...Make I go croon my chocolate factory:
Gimme that toot toot.............
Lemme hear that peep peep..........
Runni mah hanz to ma'fro (Afro).........

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
OH GEL YOU DEY COME FRIDAY PARRI ON FRIDAY ABI WHAT?

errrrrrr, If I finish my homework before 27th May. I fit come but if (Hadiza rocket shoes) is coming, count me out!!!! You know she so wants to kill me.
By the way I will kill u. I did not Faint (Hiss). Runnin mouth like tap water!!

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
mhmmm I don taya sef...Make I go croon my chocolate factory:
Gimme that toot toot.............
Lemme hear that peep peep..........
Runni mah hanz to ma'fro (Afro).........

Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
mhmmm I don taya sef...Make I go croon my chocolate factory:
Gimme that toot toot.............
Lemme hear that peep peep..........
Runni mah hanz to ma'fro (Afro).........

Bouncin' on twenty fo's
While they sayin' on the radio

It's the remix to ignition
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin' that body
Got ev'ry man in here wishin'

HI EVERYONE, BEEN A WHILE WHATS THE HOT STORY? HMMM ALOT HAS HAPPENED I GUESS!

Hafsy and her crazy side :lol:

i dont habe much 2 say....surraya ur welkom, ur a good gossifer, harma admittin ma kike yi...hum...abin ba magana, FatZEE, be carepul with ur mouff or else zan aiko su su yi miki abun, G-naka zamu saka kafa wando daya da kai, Ajingi, i think ur the greates SA'IDAWA 2 have b able 2 rate d leader, Ummita, tell me B4 u fainted did u saw a cockroach? hafsa?, as por u, am gona gatecrash zat Priday Faty ur gonna b attendin n eat uf all d pood, n dance wit all d ladies, hhahaha, somebody stof meeeeeeeeee!

Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun!

Quote from: "mudacris"i dont habe much 2 say....surraya ur welkom, ur a good gossifer, harma admittin ma kike yi...hum...abin ba magana, FatZEE, be carepul with ur mouff or else zan aiko su su yi miki abun, G-naka zamu saka kafa wando daya da kai, Ajingi, i think ur the greates SA'IDAWA 2 have b able 2 rate d leader, Ummita, tell me B4 u fainted did u saw a thingy? hafsa?, as por u, am gona gatecrash zat Priday Faty ur gonna b attendin n eat uf all d pood, n dance wit all d ladies, hhahaha, somebody stof meeeeeeeeee!

Sippin on coke and rum
I'm like so what I'm drunk
It's the freakin weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun!

Mahmud baka da aikin yi lallai.

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"IT WAS WHEN I REACHED THIS THREAD THAT I REALISED I LEFT MY SCARF WHICH FELL OFF ON THE WAY AND A PAIR OF MY SLIPPERS IS MISSING OFF MY FOOT, WAS RUNNING TO COME AND BRING GULMA.
LET ME CATCH MY BREATH FIRST********************
TO YAWWA, AS YOU ALL KNOW UMMITA IS MY GOOOOODEST FREIND, I JUST LEARNT JIYA AFTER A TELEFOINE CALL THROUGH MY CORDLESS, WIRELESS, MOBILE, CELLULAR, GSM, HANDS FREE SET, ELECTRONIC GADGET THAT ITS MAIN PURPOSE IS FOR VOICE COMMUNICATION BUT THANKS TO THE WORLD OF TECHNOLOGY WE CAN DO MORE NOW ANYWAY I RECEIVED A CALL THAT UMMITA BLACKED OUT 2 DAYS AGO (FAINTED) IN HER KITCHEN ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED, BUT ANY ABODY WEY GET FULL DETAILS ABEG COME TELL US TORY.(she will so hate this when she gets to read it, but eno concine me)

EHEN AND AGAIN ANOTHER OF OUR MEMBERS LEFT THE FORUM, I THINK HE FELT HUMILIATED (MAQARI) HE WILL BE MISSED BY ALL OF US

YAWWA KUMA, MONTHS BACK BABYGUL84 WAS TELLIN US THAT SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED. HAS THE MARRIAGE ALREADY TAKEN PLACE BECAUSE WE ARE ALL READY TO GO FOR HER WEDDING WETHER INVITED OR NOT  ABI?

ANYBODY WEY GET HOT TORY ABEG BRING

OH GEL YOU DEY COME FRIDAY PARRI ON FRIDAY ABI WHAT?

mhmmm I don taya sef...Make I go croon my chocolate factory:
Gimme that toot toot.............
Lemme hear that peep peep..........
Runni mah hanz to ma'fro (Afro).........

I hate to be the one breaking this news, hafsy,  but you'll not get the chance to attend babygal's marriage.U know y? ? ?

               cos she was joking.....there was'nt any arrangement afterall :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ............so those that have been anxious for the event to hold might juss have to give up....lol lol mudacriss that your spoon wey u dey hide for pocket,better 4get it..baabinci.....Hausanicious..sorry brother better luck next time, that your new kaftan,make u put am go Friday mosque ko kuma leave it sai auren ummitah..sorry ehn :(

Guys i'm sorry to break the news  :P

Quote from: "gogannaka"

I hate to be the one breaking this news, hafsy,  but you'll not get the chance to attend babygal's marriage.U know y? ? ?

               cos she was joking.....there was'nt any arrangement afterall :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ............so those that have been anxious for the event to hold might juss have to give up....lol lol mudacriss that your spoon wey u dey hide for pocket,better 4get it..baabinci.....Hausanicious..sorry brother better luck next time, that your new kaftan,make u put am go Friday mosque ko kuma leave it sai auren ummitah..sorry ehn :(

Guys i'm sorry to break the news  :P

Haba G-Naka!!

Baka raina kowa ba sai ni da Mudacriss? Any way, kaine zamuyi ma sorry, saboda kaine shugaban 'yan cin abincin buki, kaga ai kai akayi ma tsiya. Mudacriss Don Allah ba G-Naka muka gani da kwano a hannu ba rannan a Gumel zashi wajen picninc?

So, dont worry, very soon, K-0nline's get together is coming soon so pls Admin make sure cewan G-Naka has been served one sack of rice and atleast 10 hens, 3 crates of Egg and 3 crates of Coke soft drinks. Bye

g.naka who told yu i was jokin......ok wait and see very soon.............. :)  :)  :)  :)  guys i was only jokin his right just wanted have a laff and to raise an issue  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

Ni dai babu ruwa na a harkar wannan.
Sai an jima

Quote from: "Anonymous"g.naka who told yu i was jokin......ok wait and see very soon.............. :)  :)  :)  :)  guys i was only jokin his right just wanted have a laff and to raise an issue  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:

.........there u have it
Right from the horses mouth...

 WHATS D NEWEST GOSS?

When "su-wane su-wane" went for k-online get together, there after they were saying were is...... , who is.......
hm ba a bakina ba...

Quote from: "Nuruddeen"Ni dai babu ruwa na a harkar wannan.
Sai an jima

lol lol......................in ba ruwan ka to meyasa ka leko? ?kuma ka dauka bamu san kana shigowa as guest ba ne?

Quote from: "ummita" WHATS D NEWEST GOSS?

ehem ehem..............I hear say a very popu;ar member of kanoonline(male) has defrauded his workplace.The Fraud was discovered after a team of auditors came for the monthly auditing.......
I heard that it was the smartest fraud ever recorded in more than 7 yrs..............

I know y'all thinking who it is  :roll:  :roll: ....well...i'll give you a clue :wink: ........................he has a musicians name in his name.......

make sure ba da ni kake ba coz am gonna pry ur ass!

Quote from: "gogannaka"

Quote from: "ummita" WHATS D NEWEST GOSS?

ehem ehem..............I hear say a very popu;ar member of kanoonline(male) has defrauded his workplace.The Fraud was discovered after a team of auditors came for the monthly auditing.......
I heard that it was the smartest fraud ever recorded in more than 7 yrs..............

I know y'all thinking who it is  :roll:  :roll: ....well...i'll give you a clue :wink: ........................he has a musicians name in his name.......

dis sounds kool...tell me more coz i olso heard a similar story going round d gossip thread!

Quote from: "mudacris"make sure ba da ni kake ba coz am gonna pry ur ass!

GUilty concience...............wa ya ce maka da kai ake?

Mara gaskiya ko a ruwa ya yi gumi..............laffs out loud............i kept wonderin how u were able to afford a suite at nicon.........i salute una..................i hope say that buffet we enjoyed wasn't paid using the ________ u know what  :wink:

mudacris amma baka yi mutunchi ba....so u carry gogannaka and oda onlynerz 2 hav buffet @ nicon???......eniways,no troublem coz dey dont even serve food of my type as u  know say na so so zogale/rama/lansir and stuff be my food....amma aci a hankali coz wen dey eventually catch up wif u ...hnmm....u know it betta...u know dat pot -bellied mean looking boss of urs and nobody shud eva call me again me 4 bail...cherrio!-

OKKKK ONLYNERZ SINCE Y'ALL DYING 4 D LATEST GOSSIP...CAN I TAKE UMMITA'S POSITION?? THANX...LETS GO


ofcourse we start wit UMMITA but alas dis tyme she's d victim not d villain....
words came 2 us dat d celebrity onlyner who goes by d name ummita is not a young chick,she's in her late 4ties,divorced but no kidz,she cud be passed 4 an 18 yr old due 2 her deceptive killer looks & heavy make up,she's rumoured 2 hav a crush on a jjc onlyner who's been constantly turning her down claiming he cant date a woman twyce his age:bottum lyn:sorry ummita we cant buy ur trick..


it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA


very recently,dere hav been behyned d scene keyboard lyrical war going on among UMMITA,HUMRAH & HAFCY ova d most admired male onlyner WAZIRI ,dis followed a series of 'D BOY IS MYNE" kind of feud dat took place in d 'ask any onlyner anyfin thread' sum weeks ago,though d legendary waziri(as dey fondly call him) kept sealed lips,he is said 2 hav mailed humrah whom he chose ova d rest,and u dont need 2 know how it all ended:bottom lyn: gurls dan-kauye is available free of charge anytym anyday....

not leaving d famous JJC attacker known as GOGANNAKA out of d drama,sources close 2 dis dude confirmed 2 us dat he waz in2 internet dating,little wonda he earned himslef a blind date wit an undisclosed k-onlyne chick,dey met @ a cozy restaurant as planned,d chick was said 2 hav stormed outta d restaurant soon as she realized he waz limping,@1st she thot it waz a nigarish sorta walking but soon comfirmed dat he was a real cripple...oh...poor goga ,plz help him thru dis heart broken period and give him a sholda 2 lean....coz he reely needs d family.....

DONT HESITATE 2 SAY U HEARD IT 4RM DAN-KAUYE AND DERE IS MORE ON D WAY......2 BE CONTINUED....PEACE 2 ALL.

congratulations KANOONLINE.COM.... dis syte hav been attracting people 4rm all walks of lyfe...of recent is d joining of an oyibo guy  who goes by d name...dave mc_ewan...cant spell d rest(lol)...little wonda oyibo don become part of blackie family ,where's racism...plz every body shud stand up 4rm his/her sit and show respect 4 d 1st oyibo in kanoonline...

while BERLOSCONI is struggling wit 20 posts,SHEIKH  is rumoured 2 hav vowed 2 out-post  IBRO2G,UMMITA, AND BLACKQUEEN,insydas told our source dat he wants 2 drop 1500 posts b4 sept,lets see how abi???

uhmm still on BERLOSCONI,rumours hav been doing a round about and u-turn dat dis dude is d least-lyked onlyner(or a@ least so our survey hav shown) if not why does he hav d least replied posts....topics ranging 4rm "will  u die part 1 & 2 to sounds lyk a joke....haba its not fair ....dis is called....reply discrimination syndrum.

not leaving out d CIOUSES ...dere hav been a keyboard lyrical war ova who's d original cious...though our polls went in favour of FULANICIOUS,....KANOLICIOUS said she hijacked d name 4rm him because he joined kanoonline late,dont be surprised 2 hear katsinalicious,kdlicious soonest nawahooo....who speaks d truth only tyme will tell.
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more 2 cum ...on ALI_GREMA,ZEZEZEE, AND A HOST OF ODAS PEACE Y'ALL

Hahahaha...i must commend Dan kauye por his good commentry n close sight watchin on kanoonliners, but u porgot 2 sins, u didnt tell zem zat i pinanced ze sfyin n docummentry, n 2ndly u porgot 2 include zat we ficked an old lookin woman with 3 hungry lookin kidds, prom a KAUYE who claimed zat her husband is missin n zat she susfects he must b in KNonline, who dont know wut his name is but a reliable source has rbealed 2 us zat he must b a member in zis site....welll we hope u rebeal him nxt tym.

Quote from: "dan kauye"

it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA

very recently,dere hav been behyned d scene keyboard lyrical war going on among UMMITA,HUMRAH & HAFCY ova d most admired male onlyner WAZIRI ,dis followed a series of 'D BOY IS MYNE" kind of feud dat took place in d 'ask any onlyner anyfin thread' sum weeks ago,though d legendary waziri(as dey fondly call him) kept sealed lips,he is said 2 hav mailed humrah whom he chose ova d rest,and u dont need 2 know how it all ended:bottom lyn: gurls dan-kauye is available free of charge anytym anyday....

WALLAHI DAN KAUYE ME & YOU GO ENTER FIGHT! LET ME GO WEAR MY BOXING GLOVES. DAN KAUYE, AI SHOPLIFTING KARAMIN ALHAKINE AKAN ABUN DA KAKEYI AS A FULL TIME JOB. REMEMBER! I LEARNT FROM THE BEST. AI KAINE BABBAN AMBROBA!  (hehehehe) ABUN ALLAH YA SAWAKE DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA SHIRYA DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA KIYAYE DUK AKANKA YA FARA, AKANKA KUMA YA TSAYA. NIDAI SAIDAI NAYI MAKA ADDUA :P (PS: That Armani Lip gloss you gave to your girlfreind as a present na sani ta halin bera aka samu) (BITE ME) hehehe

(BIGGEST HISS EVERRRRRRR! I HISS HISS HISS HISS TO THE SECOND SCENARIO. I NO GET TIME FOR THAT! BUT heheheh DAN KAUYE WALLAHI KA IYA RASHIN KIRKI. ON THE WHOLE IT WAS VERY FUNNY.

Loooooooooooooollllllllllll...........................wato nine gurgu ko dan kauye? ? ?zan tona ma asiri


have u heard that Ajingi was recently burried with cement at ashaka cement factory...he is recuperating at the plant's staff factory..........sannu ka ji ajingi

Quote from: "Anonymous"
have u heard that Ajingi was recently burried with cement at ashaka cement factory...he is recuperating at the plant's staff factory..........sannu ka ji ajingi

Ashaka is a very safe place and a place you would also like to visit. How many trailers of cement would you like to buy? am sure Ajingi will help you he is a nice chap.

Quote from: "dan kauye"not leaving out d CIOUSES ...dere hav been a keyboard lyrical war ova who's d original cious...though our polls went in favour of FULANICIOUS,....KANOLICIOUS said she hijacked d name 4rm him because he joined kanoonline late,dont be surprised 2 hear katsinalicious,kdlicious soonest nawahooo....who speaks d truth only tyme will tell.

BREAKING NEWS
THE GIRL IS OFF THE CIOUS THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. SHES BACK WITH ALOT MORE, DUDE CALL HER FULANIZZLE FOR SHIZ.

SHOOOOOO TIMEEEEEEEEEE.
I HEARD I HEARD...........I HEARD AND SAW, I SAW AND WILL SPEAK. DAN KAUYE YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT BETTER BELIEVE IT MEN. DUDE YOUR GUL CHEATING ON YAH. I SAW HER AT CHEATERS LOUGE ON SUNDAY WITH A GUY CALLED DAN-BIRNI AND THEY HELD HANDS AND THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT TO HIS EYES!!! GAWD! IT SHOWED LOFF. I WANTED TO PM YOU BUT I TAUGHT I'D KEEP EVERYONE UP TO DATE. PLEASE BE BOLD AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN DONT DO ANYTHING HARMFUL TO YOURSELF.

OH BY THE WAY GIMBIYA I GOT A MESSAGE FOR YAH THATS IF YOU THE SAME GIMBIYA THE EMAIL WAS MEANT TO GET. I RECEIVED AN EMAIL ABOUT FOUR WEEKS AGO THOUGH I WAS BUSY AND I NEVER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. I WAS MAKING A POST HERE TODAY AND IT  JUST CLICKED THAT WE HAD GIMBIYA IN THIS FORUM. YOU MIGHT BE THE ONE OR IT MIGHT BE MISTAKEN IDENTITY. ANWAY SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH A BROADCASTING STUDIO EMAILED ME SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT A MOVIE THAT YOU WERE GONNA SHOOT ABROAD AND THAT IF I WAS GIMBIYA I SHOULD GET IN TOUCH.  IS IT OUR GIMBIYA? ARE YOU THE ONE HERE IN KANOONLINE? IF YOU ARE? GIRL YOU DIDNT TELL US THE FAMILY HERE :shock: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE DEAD FAMOUS IN THE MOVIE WORLD. I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR BESTTTTT FREIND, YOU KNOW YOU AND I CAN REALLY CLICK. WHAT YOU WAITING FOR LADY? I WANNA PLAY THE HEROINE IN YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE. ARE THERE GONNA BE GUNSSSSSSSSS? CUS I LOVE TO BANG BANG! AM DEAD SERIOUSSSSSSSS ON THIS!

OH BY THE WAY THE BEST GUNS TO USE OR YOUR UPCOMING MOVIE WILL BE THE ONE KEENU REEVES USED IN MATRIX. (damn am already all excitedddddd I've been waiting for this opportunity all my life and I know she wont say no)

OBVIOUSLY TWINKLE, DAN-KAUYE'S GUL WILL GO FOR DAN-BIRNI. HE IS TOO LOCAL FOR HER ANYWAY :roll:

NO KIDDINGGGG :shock:  IS SHE REALLY MAKING A MOVIE. DAMNNNNN I WANNA BE THE STAR. NO......NOT GUNS. LETS HAVE A PRINCESS AS (MYSELF)THEN PRINCE CHARMING, THEN I WILL BE THE PRINCESS RIDING IN A HORSE AND CARRIAGE IN A BEAUTIFUL DRESS. OH GOD!!! OH GOD!!! AM THRILLED. GIMIBIYA HIT ME UP. PM ME SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS FURTHER. DON ALLAH DA GASKE, IS GIMBIYA MAKING A MOVIE? WHERE DOES SHE LIVE I NEED TO PAY HER A VISIT. DAMA I BOUGHT SOMETHING BIG I WANTED TO GIVE HER LAST YEAR! :D

Hmn ke 1/2sy kina nan kina ta surutu baki san Gimbiya tayi posting hoton nan naki kina yarinya a album section ba  :lol:

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"

Quote from: "dan kauye"

WALLAHI DAN KAUYE ME & YOU GO ENTER FIGHT! LET ME GO WEAR MY BOXING GLOVES. DAN KAUYE, AI SHOPLIFTING KARAMIN ALHAKINE AKAN ABUN DA KAKEYI AS A FULL TIME JOB. REMEMBER! I LEARNT FROM THE BEST. AI KAINE BABBAN AMBROBA!  (hehehehe) ABUN ALLAH YA SAWAKE DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA SHIRYA DA KUMA ABUN ALLAH YA KIYAYE DUK AKANKA YA FARA, AKANKA KUMA YA TSAYA. NIDAI SAIDAI NAYI MAKA ADDUA :P (PS: That Armani Lip gloss you gave to your girlfreind as a present na sani ta halin bera aka samu) (BITE ME) hehehe

(BIGGEST HISS EVERRRRRRR! I HISS HISS HISS HISS TO THE SECOND SCENARIO. I NO GET TIME FOR THAT! BUT heheheh DAN KAUYE WALLAHI KA IYA RASHIN KIRKI. ON THE WHOLE IT WAS VERY FUNNY.

hohoho hehehe wowowo!  boxing gloves? box who? dan-kauye? u kidding gurl, ur reach aint long enuff,u aint strong enuff.eniways i knw blame u sha*laffs devilish*...so u hav d nerve 2 tell em bout d lipgloss thingy ehh hafcy?...aftall na u zagaye baya go room liftam 4 my girlf room..haba u no suppose talk abi u want make i let d cat outta d bag?

ahhhhhh so na so so hiss u juss dey do ..perhaps u wud make a snake blush wit ur hissing abi??...na now wey u don snatch hausanicious 4rm hin girlf nayin u no get tym 2 fyt ova waziri?? kodan ban fada duka ba??...dont make ooo!

 BREAKING NEWS
THE GIRL IS OFF THE CIOUS THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. SHES BACK WITH ALOT MORE, DUDE CALL HER FULANIZZLE FOR SHIZ.

SHOOOOOO TIMEEEEEEEEEE.
I HEARD I HEARD...........I HEARD AND SAW, I SAW AND WILL SPEAK. DAN KAUYE YOU WONT BELIEVE IT BUT BETTER BELIEVE IT MEN. DUDE YOUR GUL CHEATING ON YAH. I SAW HER AT CHEATERS LOUGE ON SUNDAY WITH A GUY CALLED DAN-BIRNI AND THEY HELD HANDS AND THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT TO HIS EYES!!! GAWD! IT SHOWED LOFF. I WANTED TO PM YOU BUT I TAUGHT I'D KEEP EVERYONE UP TO DATE. PLEASE BE BOLD AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN DONT DO ANYTHING HARMFUL TO YOURSELF.

 [/quote]

yes woooo! fulanicious(sorry fulanizzle) had finally put d stress 2 rest by changing 2 fulanizzle i'm a bit ang dat i wasnt d wan 2 break 2 news...but itz all gud eniways

so na so so heard u heard u heard 4rm sum1 u heard sum1 heard....kai 1 day u go hear d ting wey pass ur ears(ohh u said u saw also) dat i dont blieve u twinkle...coz i waz dsame dan kauye dat went 2 birni n dressed up lyk dem 2 roll wif str8talking abi u no believe me? ask her now...n besydes hafcy hav been tryna cheat wit me but inaaaa naki yarda shi yasa taketa wani bulinbituwa*smyles evil*...wani happenstances din dai sai gaba.....

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"OBVIOUSLY TWINKLE, DAN-KAUYE'S GUL WILL GO FOR DAN-BIRNI. HE IS TOO LOCAL FOR HER ANYWAY :roll:

haka dai......!

Guys taught I should let you know that freaky ummita ran over a man, the guy survived the saga but he is left with a broken leg and a dislocated elbow. Shes playing her role VIP treatment for the poor guy and he is happy because he'z just sorted!!!!!. Thats why, I think, am 80% sure she hasnt hasnt visited us here. Allah ya baci lafiya (broken bones) I mean d victim, but boi I hope he sucks her wallet dry. Teach her a lesson hehehehe. I seriously dont wanna laugh but if I remember the voice on phone, crying "gurl I almost committed murder" that just leaves me in hysteria!!!!! (PURE FEAR)! Please for our own safety Kanoonliner, if it happens we all jammed at any upcoming kanoonline even lets keep our distances and run for dear life if you even sight keys in her hands

hehheheh ALSO THE ALBUM SECTION HAS BEEN CREATED. I SAW BILYA'S PIC AND ADMIN's nice picture. :wink: I also saw Dan Kauye'z pic (sharrap dia :roll: ) Kaima kasan nafi karfin nayi maka karya. Baka sabane? A'a nace baka sa hotonka ba. Maybe you ran off to take it off. You left an Afro, you were wearing a crimson shirt with a bag pack. Sha! I fit credit you small. Nice mode of dressing, but you dont know how to smile :P All the pictures are beautiful. I WILL BE BACK WITH MORE GOSSIP

Ayyaaaaa.................poor Ummita....
Hafsy u are one wicked girl..
A beg pass my deepest regrets.
Kuma tell her to recite du'a everytime she's to drive.
If not,make she call Gbenga make he take her.
Or she fit ride achaba?

Yaya ne, i can saw alot op Controbersies n Karya in zis porum, make una no porget zat we r in a shari'a state, G-naka, make u dey watch ur tongue pella, or else u will taste a bery feffrish souf...hahahahaha. :twisted:

To yallabai...............don na ce ka ci kudi? :roll:
ka ce karya ne mana....

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" AM SURE THE KANOONLINERS THAT HAVE BEEN HEAR FOR LONG WILL REMEMBER ONE OF OUR MEMBERS LADIES PAPI!
He has been chasing after Ihsan, Ice, Dyme, Fulanicious, Gimbiya, Twinkle infact most of our girls in this forum. WELL I BRING GULMA COME. THAT MAN WILL BE SETTLING DOWN AT LAST! HE IS GETTING MARRIED FOR REAL SO YA'ALL CAN HAVE PEACE. (lets all say haleluyah)THOUGH ITS BEEN LONG :?:

I sure miss him, I'm sure u gurls will miss him more ehh hafceee?

did I add he left a replacement.... Must have forgotten, although not parfectrly but dan kauye sounds just like him. His perfect replacement. N gurls if yo`ll miss him so much u could sign a petition (haha) his wife could loan him a lil 4 yo`ll. haha

To, anan fa ake yinta. Nidai ina so inji kwakkwarar tahirinku. Duk yan forum dinnan

Quote from: "Ibro2g"did I add he left a replacement.... Must have forgotten, although not parfectrly but dan kauye sounds just like him. His perfect replacement. N gurls if yo`ll miss him so much u could sign a petition (haha) his wife could loan him a lil 4 yo`ll. haha

hell naw! mr ibro....u cant be so ironic ! lol...

Quote from: "Bebeji"To, anan fa ake yinta. Nidai ina so inji kwakkwarar tahirinku. Duk yan forum dinnan

hey up brov! wudn't it be kool if u register so u cud be fully part of d family?

HAFSY..........(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_1_110.gif)WEN DID U BRING DIS INFO, BAKINKI NA GULMA KAWAI!

ehemm errr.....Gogannaka thnx 4 d du'a, though I always pray bt I guess wat God puts down is ineviatable.............still it wasnt mah fault...........thou d man is bck on his feet

Hafsy MUGUWAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Embarassin meh in d eyes of d public! Juss wait one more week........u b in trouble

LATEST NEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEPEEEEEE, IBRO IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKK. D BESTEST BUDDY

ohhh i see,looks like i shud be bak wif more happenstances gossip(sorry news) too.....lol.(wisper:sumfin spooky in d air!)

she's @ it again.....the elite onlyner whose name begins wif H & ends wif wateva..is @ it again.dis tyme in a big way..4rm shoplifting 2 purse snatching,heard whereva she goes now u c dem mamis gripping their handbags/purse..no wonda so many report about missing handbags in d k-online realilty house has been made...dats not all....


lately she's bin bragging about  her visit 2 d famous di vinci gallery(wateva means she used in paving her way 2 d gallery only remains a mystery),no sooner had she left dan some priceless paintings got missing(yikes!).

more on H...
its no news dat H's bin stepping on every1's toes(sorry keyboard)..seems like she's got her match in d name of sa-salati(no props 4 ya though)....

and dat brings us 2 d issue of dis SA-SALATI(abi na sa-setanic)..where do i begin,where do i end?? ya'll need 2 c his posts..words came 2 us dat he wants 2 be more controvercial dan eminem(wut 4? only GOD knows).but seems 2 me like its one of d JJC-notice- me tricks he's applying..though some onlinerz r kool wif d way dis boi handles his biz,d likes of fateez thinks otherwise"this boi needs serious supplecation,sessions of praya invocations ..and ohh counseling" says fateez(eek!)wondas shall neva end..


...and yessssss! wonda makers shall neva cease 2 xsist...heard dat our silver screen goddess GIMBIYA(is she really one?) in  hollywood(sorry kanowood) is counting her blessings as well as her troubles(itsy!!!)..heard she dozed off on location 4 a latenyte shoot while d cameras were on her...bottomline"price 2 pay 4 every thing..

and  yessss more drama....

no sooner had d CIOUSES drama came 2 a halt wen fulanicous(sorry fulanizzle) laid d stress 2 rest by emerging wif d' nizzle' suffix dan anoda dust waz raised dis wif som -waziri-,waz,wazo,wazzzi wateva(gasunan dai!)...-WAZIRI- claimed dat d JJC onlyner WAZ  was trying 2 copycat his name....there waz a lil lyrical showdown though(in dan-kauye's opinion) WAZ won coz he showed a sense of maturity and approach 2wards d issue..FULANIZZLE  came 2 d rescue of her famed pal WAZIRI  n took ova d drama...lucky gurl she ddnt end of wif broken nose(sorry keyboard n mouse)....2 be contd.

EXAMZZ OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SOOOOOOOOOO AM BOUT TO GET MY PARTY ON!

PEOPLE TELL ME WHATS D LATEST...

Fulanizzle ze latest is bery obious....habe u noticed y my guy dan-kauye militarily attacks ze ladies? zere is no smoke without pire!

hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

dan kauye, ay kai mu muke jira....ka ce ur "story" will continue but mun ji shiru.

Ummita

This ur weekly gossip is realllly intresting .....always updating and for Ibro

and Hafsy a happy marriage life to them and for Hafsy trying to denied

him ..........should knows that a hausa saying........"Rabon kwadon baya

hawa sana.....koya hau ma zai........." we will continue to help them with

prayer.

God, Men DanKauye kana zubaaaaa... well what do I expect this is gulma forum. but ama get back on u, let me just strangle my friend Fari a lil

Quote from: "FARI"and for Ibro

...and Hafsy a happy marriage life to them ....

OK now, its not ok. Ka taba ganin bro `n sis on one bed, I guess not. I bet u dont do dat at home, well not`n works like dat anywhere. God I miss those JJC forums, duk rashin orientation ne wannan, har a sa irin wannan wajen gulma. tsk tsk tsk[/b]


DYME QUEEN!

HAKA SHIKE............................ UHM!

Quote from: "dan kauye"hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

Quote from: "mudacris"

Quote from: "dan kauye"hey y'all ! wuts d latest,newest,hottest,gulmiest,tastiest, news(i hate d word gossip)?????? wut happened @ d get-2-gether???? any faux pas??? i missed it n ofcourse i cried my self a river?? so now wuts up?? mudacris,goga,str8talking,ummita,anybody....wuts up???

Hahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

and wuts dat s'pose ta mean????

QuoteHahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

Quoteand wuts dat s'pose ta mean????[/qote]

I habe once missed a kanoonline get2gezer...stupidly..u may say....so i was nopw wise enupp not to miss zis one ...u can ask G-naka...but sory por ur case...i really cant control my laupter...HAHAHAHAHAHHA...uhum!

kai jama'a dis place aint no fun no more....where d gossip mongers @? where r d fashion police,paparazi,insiders?? haba? its a shame dere aint no new news/gossip/strory/report/...holla..

MEN AWARENESS!!!
This is a public announcement to all memberboardians that Baby gurl has spoken of her concern about men playaz...she has vehemently spoken of her concern. That nay men shaul play! she & her anti-men should not play protestors & fellow pressure group r holdin a thread titled why r men playaz......in d mean tym, it still remains an unsolved mystery

& finally I am pleased 2 announce that Ihsan is our new VP.
Keep listenin & we will keep tlk, from me ze President & from ma collegue Vice president iz sayin 2 ya'all good nyt!!

which mystery r u talkin about cos da only 1 i can remember is why girls tend to be players, and bature contributed by inventin GSM.........[/quote]

 SALAMUALAIKUM GIDAN GULMACE GULMACE!!!

AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT LOTS TO SHARE, TO SAVE ME TIME AND THE CONFUSION IN SOME THREADS THAT NEVER CEASE TO EXIST WITH K-ONLINE FAMILY........I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KINDLY GIVE ME A ROUND UP OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING OR WHAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED? ANYTHING I MISSED WORTH TELLING............... :?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ANSAS TO THE BELOW REQUEST.......?
1. ANY NEW MEMBERS, WHO ARE THEY?
2. WHO AND WHO FOUGHT?
3. WHO AND WHO ARE KEEPING GRUDGES?
4. WHO IS ADMIRING WHO?
5. WHO IS PLAYINNA HATE ON WHO?
6. ANY ARGUMENTATIVE INTERESTING POST?
7. WHO AND WHO HAVE BEEN GOSSIPING
8. ANY DRAMA OR SHOWDOWN?
9. WHATS THE PRESENT SITUATION?
10. ANY POEMS WRITTEN FOR ME IN THE POETRY SECTION?
11.DID ADMIN FINISH UP THAT PHOTO ALBUM SECTION?
12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?
13.ANY FAMILY REUNION OR LOST FAMILY REUNION(cus we've witnessed it happen here few months back ko? hehehe)
14. DID YOU GUYS ENJOY DI KANONLINE GET TOGETHER? ETC ETC?
15, WHO HAS BEEN GETTING ON WHOSE NERVES?
16. TO THE GULS, HAVE THE BOYS BEEN MISBEHAVING OR HAVE THEY BEEN ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOUR WHILST I WAS GONE? lol

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.

ai hafcy lotta lotta happenstances while u were away but 1st thangs first ,wut u got 4 us?..share wit us n i promise i'll fill u in as olweiz coz nufing goes 4 nufing!..n mr guest trust hafcy she duznt miss onlyner i knw who he is..eniway who;s gon miss him not even dan-kauye..lol..

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" 12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

hehehe dats gud news cos Alhamdulilah, I also passed mine. I haven?t

been around for a while as well so I might not be able to fill u in?dis place

feels more like home wit pple around

Quote from: "Anonymous"

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" 12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

hehehe dats gud news cos Alhamdulilah, I also passed mine. I haven?t

been around for a while as well so I might not be able to fill u in?dis place

feels more like home wit pple around

dat waz s?posed 2 be mi, sorry this thing keeps signing mi out

Quote from: "mudacris"

QuoteHahahahahaha.....sorry my priend...he who laupps last laups best....hhahahahaha!

Quoteand wuts dat s'pose ta mean????[/qote]

I habe once missed a kanoonline get2gezer...stupidly..u may say....so i was nopw wise enupp not to miss zis one ...u can ask G-naka...but sory por ur case...i really cant control my laupter...HAHAHAHAHAHHA...uhum!

haha muda I' m back

Wats the latest about kano online members?

 I hear i hear say, dat Hasfy will be goin to Gbenga's village for the Mass hunting competition. The purpose............... is dat .......... Hafsy na fada??????      

 NI DAI WALLAHI BETWEEN GOD AND MIGHTY I HEARD!!! I HEARD FROM A FREIND OF A FREINDS FREINDS, THAT Ummita is  engaged and will be married in December. So I came to KANOONLINE  because I know Hafsy & Ummita click alright!! and kuma kunsan munada uwa baki abun magana Hafsy (tap de run water) anything about kanonliners she reports with immediate effect, but all is silent from their angle. I also heard she is keeping a low profile on that aspect. Meaning a silent engagement. (EVERYTHING NA UNDERGROUND!!)AND OOOPS I BLEW IT UP! WE GOT TO KEEP THINGS REAL!!! ANYBODY ZA'A FADA ANY GOSSIP ABOUT HIM OR HER, NO RUFIN ASIRI CAUSE THATS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT.  

SO WORROP Duderess? BEBEYYY, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US? BAKI SON MUTAYAKI MURNA DA ADDUA? ABI YOU DONT WANNA INVITE CHICKRESS AND HENS TO YOUR WEDDING. Atleast "US" KANOONLINE  FAMILY.  SO (coming closer) WHO IS THE FINE BROTHA THAT YOU GETTING HOOKED TO? :wink:

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: TUNDA VERY SOON WE GONNA HAVE KANOONLINE GRANDCHILDREN, WATO ZA'A FARA HAIFANMANA JIKOKI, AND KANOONLINERS ARE THE REAL GRANDPARENTS, SO AS YOU PRODUCE ALL YOUR CHILDREN, THEY SHOULD BE RANDOMLY NAMED AFTER ME FIRST. MEANING YOUR FIRST DAUGTHER SHOULD BE TWINKLE, THEN AS FOLLOWS: FULANIZZILE, FATEEZ, HAFSY, GIMBIYA, IHSAN ETC ETC. IF YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRST SON NAME HIM AFTER OUR UNCLE WATO SALIS DANYARO BECAUSE SHINE  UBA KIRJIN IYAYE :lol: , SAURAN KUMA SAI SUBI SU Eskimo,Dante,Hausanicous, Waziri, mlbash,mudacris, Kofa and your best mate Dan kauye ko?

Lallai your kids will enjoy, because all of us here are aunties and uncles. Yan lele yaranki zasuzama. Let me go start purchasing my own baby nappies, diapers, feeding bottles and prams. Ni na dauki dafa ma babies abinci. Dan Kauye since you are good freinds. Ka dauki wanke napkins da raino. Dante daycare & play center is your responsibility. Hafsy ke zakiyi musu askin suna. Wanzamiya (mhmmm change of mind, kada ki zama mai yanke musu kai ko kunni) Fateez you can have zirga zirgan baby shower. Gimbiya will be responsible for wakan jego.A'a a a how can we forget her favourite Ibro2g....kai zaka saka ma yara sunaye. And we all her a duty of care because in a year or so she will be "Mama ummita" :lol:

ADMIN HAD BETTER OPEN "PLAYGROUND FORUM" FA! OR NAME IT "TINY TODDS FORUM" VERY SOON WE WILL HAVE JUNIOR KANOONLINERS SURFING THIS SITE. DON KUNSAN HAUSAWA NACEWA YARO KO YARINYA TAKAN KO YAKAN GADI UWARTA OR UNWARSHI. AND NAGA WASUNMU ZASU FARA ZAMA IYAYE.

On behalf of kanoonline chikas: "MUDAI SAI MUNZO FADAN IYAYE"

 :shock:   :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock: WHO TOLD YOU? :o  KAI DUNIYAYYAN, INFORMATION TRAVELS FAST. FROM ONE END OF THE WORLD IT DON REACH ANOTHER PLACE! NIDAI I SWEAR, BA RUWANA. NO KWAMMENT. BUT TWINKLE I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THIS CRAZYYYYYY GURL WALLAHI KIN IYA TSIYA SOSAI. ON MY PART Ummita WALLAHI I NEVER SAID ANYTHING. I DIDNT UTTER A WORD. NIDAI AM DYING TO SAY SOMETHING, MY MOUTHC IS TWITCHING, BUT INA TSORON MASIFAFFIYAR YARINYANNAN!

BUT KAI!!! TWINKLE YOU ARE SUCH A JOKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I HAD A LAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ummita ge'en married? saundz kool ! but dats gurl talk ,ain't nefing hot in d gossip thread ,dan-kauye strongly suggests and recomend y'all to stroll down to GIRMA YA FADI" its certainly d bombest....yeah dats where d show @ now...y'll gorra go watch gurls-power @ work.gud news sa-salati will soon visit d gr8 beyond(lahira) courtesy twinkle aka(shine shine babyyy,fateez aka(str8 talker)and da-one-and-only hafcy lady aka(miss spitfire)! dont miss  it!peace y'all

E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

Ummita is getting married? Wow, to Allah ya bada zaman lafiya. To mu yan kanoonline sai mu hadu muga wani irin gudunmuwa zamu bata? Yanzu ummita zaki shiga kwaryan manya.

No??????? YOU DONT SAY!!!!! SHE IS? REALLY? I WONT HAVE IMAGINES THIS IN MY WILDEST DREAM? WELL GIRL, WE HAPPY FOR YOU AND SURE WE GONNA ME MAIDS OF HONOUR AT YOUR WEDDING RIGHT?

KANOONLINE AM BACK!!!!!!!!! AM AM SEEING NEW MEMBERS, THOUGH I HAVE READ THOUGH AND SURE I FOUND ALOT INFORMATION I NEEDED.

Ina fulaniicious,fyne dyme,Waziri, ummita lurvvvvv, Ice, Ladies Papi,Ibro, Oga Salisu Danyaro and the rest? Just want to say hi.

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" SALAMUALAIKUM GIDAN GULMACE GULMACE!!!

AS SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE, AND I GOT LOTS TO SHARE, TO SAVE ME TIME AND THE CONFUSION IN SOME THREADS THAT NEVER CEASE TO EXIST WITH K-ONLINE FAMILY........I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO KINDLY GIVE ME A ROUND UP OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON? WHAT HAPPENED AND WHAT IS STILL HAPPENING OR WHAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED? ANYTHING I MISSED WORTH TELLING............... :?

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PROVIDE ME WITH ANSAS TO THE BELOW REQUEST.......?
1. ANY NEW MEMBERS, WHO ARE THEY?
2. WHO AND WHO FOUGHT?
3. WHO AND WHO ARE KEEPING GRUDGES?
4. WHO IS ADMIRING WHO?
5. WHO IS PLAYINNA HATE ON WHO?
6. ANY ARGUMENTATIVE INTERESTING POST?
7. WHO AND WHO HAVE BEEN GOSSIPING
8. ANY DRAMA OR SHOWDOWN?
9. WHATS THE PRESENT SITUATION?
10. ANY POEMS WRITTEN FOR ME IN THE POETRY SECTION?
11.DID ADMIN FINISH UP THAT PHOTO ALBUM SECTION?
12. WHO AND WHO PASSED THEIR EXAMS (cus I did) AND WHO AND WHO FAILED(cus I did not)?
13.ANY FAMILY REUNION OR LOST FAMILY REUNION(cus we've witnessed it happen here few months back ko? hehehe)
14. DID YOU GUYS ENJOY DI KANONLINE GET TOGETHER? ETC ETC?
15, WHO HAS BEEN GETTING ON WHOSE NERVES?
16. TO THE GULS, HAVE THE BOYS BEEN MISBEHAVING OR HAVE THEY BEEN ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOUR WHILST I WAS GONE? lol

and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

This is really marvelous!!!!! All these cardinal questions have touched everybody in d forum but if I am to answer I may be mischievous. Hafsy am i  allowed to thrash them???????lol lol lol  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: "Twinkle" NI DAI WALLAHI BETWEEN GOD AND MIGHTY I HEARD!!! I HEARD FROM A FREIND OF A FREINDS FREINDS, THAT Ummita is  engaged and will be married in December. So I came to KANOONLINE  because I know Hafsy & Ummita click alright!! and kuma kunsan munada uwa baki abun magana Hafsy (tap de run water) anything about kanonliners she reports with immediate effect, but all is silent from their angle. I also heard she is keeping a low profile on that aspect. Meaning a silent engagement. (EVERYTHING NA UNDERGROUND!!)AND OOOPS I BLEW IT UP! WE GOT TO KEEP THINGS REAL!!! ANYBODY ZA'A FADA ANY GOSSIP ABOUT HIM OR HER, NO RUFIN ASIRI CAUSE THATS WHAT THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT.  

SO WORROP Duderess? BEBEYYY, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US? BAKI SON MUTAYAKI MURNA DA ADDUA? ABI YOU DONT WANNA INVITE CHICKRESS AND HENS TO YOUR WEDDING. Atleast "US" KANOONLINE  FAMILY.  SO (coming closer) WHO IS THE FINE BROTHA THAT YOU GETTING HOOKED TO? :wink:

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: TUNDA VERY SOON WE GONNA HAVE KANOONLINE GRANDCHILDREN, WATO ZA'A FARA HAIFANMANA JIKOKI, AND KANOONLINERS ARE THE REAL GRANDPARENTS, SO AS YOU PRODUCE ALL YOUR CHILDREN, THEY SHOULD BE RANDOMLY NAMED AFTER ME FIRST. MEANING YOUR FIRST DAUGTHER SHOULD BE TWINKLE, THEN AS FOLLOWS: FULANIZZILE, FATEEZ, HAFSY, GIMBIYA, IHSAN ETC ETC. IF YOU GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR FIRST SON NAME HIM AFTER OUR UNCLE WATO SALIS DANYARO BECAUSE SHINE  UBA KIRJIN IYAYE :lol: , SAURAN KUMA SAI SUBI SU Eskimo,Dante,Hausanicous, Waziri, mlbash,mudacris, Kofa and your best mate Dan kauye ko?

Lallai your kids will enjoy, because all of us here are aunties and uncles. Yan lele yaranki zasuzama. Let me go start purchasing my own baby nappies, diapers, feeding bottles and prams. Ni na dauki dafa ma babies abinci. Dan Kauye since you are good freinds. Ka dauki wanke napkins da raino. Dante daycare & play center is your responsibility. Hafsy ke zakiyi musu askin suna. Wanzamiya (mhmmm change of mind, kada ki zama mai yanke musu kai ko kunni) Fateez you can have zirga zirgan baby shower. Gimbiya will be responsible for wakan jego.A'a a a how can we forget her favourite Ibro2g....kai zaka saka ma yara sunaye. And we all her a duty of care because in a year or so she will be "Mama ummita" :lol:

ADMIN HAD BETTER OPEN "PLAYGROUND FORUM" FA! OR NAME IT "TINY TODDS FORUM" VERY SOON WE WILL HAVE JUNIOR KANOONLINERS SURFING THIS SITE. DON KUNSAN HAUSAWA NACEWA YARO KO YARINYA TAKAN KO YAKAN GADI UWARTA OR UNWARSHI. AND NAGA WASUNMU ZASU FARA ZAMA IYAYE.

On behalf of kanoonline chikas: "MUDAI SAI MUNZO FADAN IYAYE"

Lala lala lala ni dai babu ruwa na!!!! Na dai san ni da abokina Dan kauye am fada mana cewar Ihsan nada juna biyu sannan kuma wai za'a yi ma Ummita auren dole shi yasa ta ke tsoron fada dan kada ayi mata dariya.

Quote from: "gogannaka"E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'

Quote from: "mudacris"

Quote from: "gogannaka"E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'

For your information muda,Ummita is my sister kaji ko....me i no be like u.
And make u kuku siddon there na like dat them go marry that yuwa girlfriend wey u dey go Abuja see

TO, NIDAI DUK DA BAN DADI A WANNAN JAMI'AR JAMA'A BA. ZAN TOFA NAWA MURNAR A MATSAYINA NA DANUWA MUSULMI.
ALLAH UBANGIJI YA BADA ZAMAN LAFIYA. SU UMMITA A RIKE ZAMAN AURE. ACIGABA DA LADABI DA BIYAYYA. YOU HAVE ACOMPLISHED ONE OF THE REQUIREMENTS OF SUNNAH.

HAPPY MARRIAGE LIFE.

NIDAI BA GULMA NAKE YI BA, ILLA INCE INA UPDATING KWAKWALWARKU. DA DAI ALHAJI SA SALATI DA HAJIYA HAFSY SUN SHIRYA SUN ZAMA ABOKAI SOSAIIIIIIIIIII. ABUN DA SAI WANDA YA GANI. INA TAYA SU MURNA. KUMA DON ALLAH KO BAYAN AZUMI A CIGABA. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  MUNSHA DIRAMAN WANNAN MUTANE BIYU. AMMAN KASH, KAMAR SU CIGABA ASHA DARIYA AMMAN RASHIN CIGABAN ZAIFI KYAU DAI.

IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

amma u told d story in parts not full 1/2cy a'a dnt spare d details abi make i let d cat outta a bag ne?

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

this ur story u sure say no b 4 Adamawa. u know Bora's era is gone

Quote from: "Anonymous"

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.

Mr Guest,

I will really luv 2 know who this person is? or rather, Hajiya Hafsy who is dat person dat u miss?

Quote from: "gogannaka"

Quote from: "mudacris"

Quote from: "gogannaka"E be like say we get rumour mongers here o!
Of all people wai ummitah ce is getting married.....pure rumour....she wey no like marriage at all at all.....

G-naka wut is ur own? R u jealous zat ur not gona b ze groom....Flease Brozer dont be hatin'

For your information muda,Ummita is my sister kaji ko....

Where iz Ze Medical Refort?

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"IS IT TRUE THAT ONE OF OUR MEMBER BY NAME KITKAT WILL BE GETTING A SEAT AS A COMMISIONER IN PORTHARCOURT AS THE YOUNGEST COMMISIONER IN NIGERIA? I HEARD THAT INFO  FROM DAN KAUYE WHEN HE CALLED ME YESTERDAY  TO WISH ME RAMADAN MUBARAK.
EHEMM EHEMMMMM ZEEZEE I AM YOUR ONLY BLOOD SISTER. NO FORGET ME WHEN THE BILLS START FLOWING IN :wink: .

I just stumbled on this.
Wannan Hafsin dai sai addua!! How did you find out??
Well now that its out i'm taking applications for special asisstants.  Send your cv to my PM box.
And its not rivers state. its Delta!!

Mr Kitkat I think there is misinformation there u know. i think that appointment is in Adamawa cos thats the only place a young person like that can become a commisioner U know they dont share Bora anymore so this the new reward 'Commisioner' lol assume is a lady i will say ok we r use 2 that cos i heard that happened in Jigawa and many other places u know women can get wat they want if they play it good. Amma a guy man there is a question mark a big one how did he got there, y, wat did he do.

Mr Admin dont edit post

Quote from: "Hausanicious"

Quote from: "Anonymous"

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady" and finally I missed allllllllllllllllll kanoonliners EXCEPT ONE PERSON :evil: :roll:  :roll

lol, since u can remember not missing one person all thru d period of ur long absence, it may be dat person is d one and only k-onliner u missed most!!!! U know you can't miss d one dat is different but u can mis all.

Mr Guest,

I will really luv 2 know who this person is? or rather, Hajiya Hafsy who is dat person dat u miss?

Yes Mr. Guest who is he???????????

Quote from: "Twinkle". KITKAT AND KILISHI YOU ARE MY REAL PARENTS. I GOT DNA TO PROVE. I WANNA KNOW WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

Times were hard and you ate us out of house and home.
You cried too much and you were a real ugly duckling. How were we to know you'd grow up into the stunning beauty you are today?

We still love you too though and look forward to big family reunion.

Quote from: "Twinkle"I WANT YOU TO KNOW NO MATTER WHAT I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. EVEN THOUGH YOU DESPISED ME. YOU DIDNT WANT TO KNOW ME, YOU MADE ME WHAT I AM TODAY AND TOGETHER FOR A YEAR IS NO JOKE. EVERY SINGLE MOMENT I THINK OF YOU. I HAVE LOVE FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU RAN OFF AND ARE NO WHERE TO BE FOUND. BUT I AM THANKING GOD NOW BECAUSE MY SORROWS ARE GONE, MY SADNESS DIMINISHED. JOY WRAPS ME UP.

FROM A MEDICAL REPORT AND AFTER FOUR YEARS OF UNPROMISING SEARCH I FINALLY GOT THE LINKS TO MY SEARCH. I WANT TO LET MEMBERS KNOW THAT I HAVE FINALLY FIND PEACE JOY AND HAPPINESS EVEN THOUGH MY FATHER WOULD NOT LIKE THAT. A MEDICAL REPORT REVEALED THAT MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER AND MOTHER ARE STILL ALIVE AND INFACT THEY ARE MEMBERS OF KANOONLINE. KITKAT AND KILISHI YOU ARE MY REAL PARENTS. I GOT DNA TO PROVE. I WANNA KNOW WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

we are still with you baby :D ,and we are happy to know that you are alright,but let's hear the link between kitkat and kilishi  :o and where you got there own sample for dna test,'cos is alonnnnnnnnnnnnnng time girl :P ,happy re-union,pls i think this call for celebration from the mebers,and it seems nobody is willing to celebrate withus and nobody congratulate twinkle for identfying her parents :cry:  :cry:  :oops:  :oops:

hmmmm, i am very happy for you girl....having 2 female parents should b a wonderful feeling im sure........ :D  :?:  :D  :?:

good to have u back from desertion, times must be really tough tho.......if u need any counselling, pls dnt hessitate to PM moi... :D  :D  :D

Quote from: "zezezee"hmmmm, i am very happy for you girl....having 2 female parents should b a wonderful feeling im sure........ :D  :?:  :D  :?:

good to have u back from desertion, times must be really tough tho.......if u need any counselling, pls dnt hessitate to PM moi... :D  :D  :D

Oh my God!All this while i thot Kitty Kat was a man. :shock:

Quote from: "precious"

Quote from: "zezezee"hmmmm, i am very happy for you girl....having 2 female parents should b a wonderful feeling im sure........ :D  :?:  :D  :?:

good to have u back from desertion, times must be really tough tho.......if u need any counselling, pls dnt hessitate to PM moi... :D  :D  :D

Oh my God!All this while i thot Kitty Kat was a man. :shock:

Hey I could have fooled myself! I thought I was a man too.

Zezeze we need to talk. Ive been living in the wrong body all these years and I didnt even knnow it. :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: "kitkat"



Hey I could have fooled myself! I thought I was a man too.

Zezeze we need to talk. Ive been living in the wrong body all these years and I didnt even knnow it. :lol:  :lol:

Hehehehe....May be u have Multiple personality :lol:

hole and pole existin in the same person? true but rarely ppl..... :D

dnt tell me nature is on display again?...so kitty kat, where do u belong pls?  :?:  :D

NI DAI ZEZEZEE MAKE WUNA NO SPOIL ME, I AM UNDERAGED! :roll:

TWINKLE THE ONLY REASON THEY THREW YOU AWAY IS BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT PROVIDE MILK FOR YOU. BUT I AM GLAD YOU FOUND THEM. KE? KINSAN DA GASKE I SAW IT ON NEWS. THE WRAPPER YOU WERE WRAPPED IN, ATAMPA NE KO? TO ANCE BA MAI RIN WANNAN ATAMPAR SAI KILISHI. TWINKLE IS IT TRUE THAT THEY BINNED YOU IN A DUSTBIN AND A DOG CAME SNIFFING ON YOUR NAKED INNOCENT SKIN? YEAH I HEARD THE STORY. I ALSO HEARD IT WAS A HUNTERS WIFE THAT TOOK CARE OF YOU AND NOW YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL & BEAUTIFUL. I ALSO HEARD THAT IS HOW KITKAT HAS BEEN SPREEDING HIS SEEDS AROUND AND TAKING OFF LEAVING THE CHILDREN FATHERLESS. YOU WERE UNLUCK TO BE MOTHERLESS ASWELL. KILISHI AND KITKAT IF WUNA KNOW SAY WUNA NOOO FIT FATHER & MOTHER CHILD, MAKE WUNA NO MAKE AM! :roll:

KAI, I LIKE THE VIBE OF THIS GOSSIP THREAD. SO MANY SECRETS ARE COMING UP! MORE PEOPLE , MOREEEEEEEEE (AM DYING OF LAUGHTER)

Jare make I go croon my CD wey Ummita send me. Oh gel that track is off the heezy........no wonder!.......oh gel I cant wait to jam witchu for that their Kano..... :lol:  

WETIN I GO DO FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU SEE SAY MY LOVE FOR YOU NA REAL.......BABY IS RIGHT HERE C'MON C'MON......? I DON TAY FOR DIS GAME........lal lala la la......

Awwww dis ma songgggg.............playing right naaa

I AM CALLING YOU OLE'...... cus you stole my heat away......

Cus I gav all my life to you......
You don even make me feel like your number one......
You dont even try to hook me my position.......
It is only fair that should let me......you should let me kno
Ha you feel bout me so.......
I have had enough of your falling.......
I am dying for your loving.........


Awwwww............if you do need somebody.....& somebody needsyou back.....
la la la la la la la la la la la la mhmm mhmmm mhmmm!

YEAHH YEAHH, YOU ARE MY AFRICAN QUEEN, JUST LIKE THE SUN....
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS....YOU TAKE ME WHERE I NEVER BEEN...
YOU MAKE MY HEART GO TING-ALING-GA-LING ...
YOU REMIND ME OF A THING, AND THAT IS THE AFRICAN BEAUTY.....
U CUD MAKE A BROTHER SING, BOUT DI ODINARY THINGS
I LUV, I LUV U, I LUV........

My family....I tell you this world no dey seem as ehn dey bi. Some people pretend say dem dey holy....play ier gauo & see dance I never know say some people sabi dance baddddddd. In wedding wuna go see wonders, the unexpected from unexpected ppl. You know yourself :lol:

SLEEP NO FIT GREE COME, SO MAKE I MAKE NOISE SMO,
Oh dis CD IS GRILLLLL.  OH GELZ, FATEEZ, TWINKLE WUNA DON HERE'AM? DIS CD? I RECOMMEND!!!

gel, u sabi make noise......on a professional level....i must admit, and so wld most ppl around here im sure!!!! no offense please   :D  :D  :D

As-salamualaikum this is my first time of reading this thread. And the name Ummita and Hafsy sounds familiar. I think I know the two best freinds vaguely.  Tunda dai kowa ma tsome- tsome abun da suka gani ko ji nima bari na dan barbada muku wata yar sirri akan wa'ennan yan matan.

Ummita is it true don kuwa mudai munji kishin-kishin that HafsyLady broke up with her boyfreind and you started dating him and now he also broke up with you and is dating a freind to both of you?

''Hey I could have fooled myself! I thought I was a man too.

Zezeze we need to talk. Ive been living in the wrong body all these years and I didnt even knnow it. Laughing Laughing''

Hey kitty were u the one i saw on Tv?I think that was the name,said he(or is it she) wanted an operation to- you know?I am sure now it's you. Any way dont worry we r one big family here,we understand.

LOL

anytime man!!! but in the mean time, see 1/2 lady  privately please....

then she wld make a recommendation afterwards.. :D  :D  :D

u berra be nice to our first client ke kuma!!!

:D

Quote from: "zezezee"hole and pole existin in the same person? true but rarely ppl..... :D

dnt tell me nature is on display again?...so kitty kat, where do u belong pls?  :?:  :D

yikes! ..LMAO(lemme lil-LMAO  again plz)....zezeeze i'm really luving it..hole & pole..lol..& lol again..na so i hear say one fine chikalah wey i don dey eye ..nayin one bizy -body com tell me say na hole & pole she be..come see as me take style run-comot 4 di place!

mother nature is really on display(lol)..now xplanation(lol)

PRECIOUS..its bin quite a while....really miss yah online..nice 2 hav u bak ..so whuts new???


HAFCY..ke dama ...make i keep sealed lips dai!..u r really havina gud  tyme

KITKAT .... wetin dey shele??? i no dey see ur ideas dey flow again?

Kauyus dear,ina nan a wani kauye (but kauyen akwai wuta da raga)so I've been keeping in touch wid all the happenings and all d gulma.
Pls kada ka tsokano mana Hafcy,yanzun ta tona ma asiri yadda tayi mana a cooking forum.

JAMA'A INA MIKA GAISUWA WASU ZASUYI FARIN CIKI DANI WAS ZASUYI BAKIN CIKI DANI, AMMAN BA KOMAI DOMIN YANA DAYA DAGA CIKIN GINSHIKAN ZAMAN DUNIYA.

YAWAA ZAKUYI MAMAKI, AMMAN DAI BAN ZO FRUM DINNAN DOMIN NA RABA MUKU KAI KO NA HADA FADA BA...A'A. AMMAN DON NAGA WANNAN TOPIC DA TA TSEGUME TESUME, BADA LARARIN DA TONON SAIRIN YAN FORUM MAZA DA MATA. A GASKIYA INA MA MUTUKAN FARIN CIKI YADDA KUKE SON JUNAN KU DUKAN KU KUMA KUKA HADA KAI. I HAVE BEEN SMILING SINCE THE BEGINING OF THIS TOPIC IT HAS BEEN EVERY ENJOYBALE TO READ. TO AMMAN NAGA KOWA NA TSORON AYI MAGANA AKANTA KO AKANSHI.

YAWWA BARI DAI NA JADDADA MUKU MUNA DA WASU BABAN LABARAI DA IDONUNA SUKA HANGA WASU KO JI NAYI WASU KO SANINSU NAYI AMMAN NI BASU SANNI BA. YAWWA WATO I REMAINED SECURITIZED.

BAYANINA NA DAI SHINE ZAN DANYI TONE- TONE :lol:
INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA. ITA WANNAN YAR BUDUWAR SANINTA NAYI AMMAN BA SOSAI BA. YAWWA DAYAKE IDANUNA SUNE CAMCORDER, SO I KEPT A CLOSE WATCH ON HER. ITA DAI TA ZAMA WESTERNISED KAWAI

BAYAN ITA AKWAI WATA YAR BUDURWA ITAMA DAI SUNANTA FATEEZ, ITA DAI WANNAN YARINYA BANDAI SANTA SOSAI BA AMMAN INA DA AGENTS DIN DASUKA SANTA. ITA LABARIN NA NAN TAFE.

SANNAN AKWAI WASU YANMATA SU BIYU UMMITA DA HAFSY, SUNASU LABARI SAI AN SHA MAMAKI. ABUN DAI BA'A CEWA KOMAI. ABUJA IS NOT A PLACE TO HIDE, (KAFIN A KARYATANI, ANYI BIKI LAFIYA? INAJIN UMMITA NAGAINA KO HAFSY BAN DAI SANI BA)

BAYAN SU AKWAI WATA BUDURWA MAI SUNA FULANIZZLE, WACCE TA HALLARCI TARO SHEKARAN BAYA WATO GUEST OF HONOUR, ITA WANNAN ALAMURANTA DA YAWA YAKE.

JAMA'A INANAN INA JIRAN AMSOSINKU IDAN KUNA BUKATAR LABARANNAN ZAN BUGO MUKU CHAPTER CHAPTER.

MAZAN MA BABA BAR SU A BAYA BA. SU GOGANNAKA, SU MUDACRIS KAI HAR DA SHI DAN KAUYE (IDAN BAKA MA SANI BA, DAN UWANKA ABOKINANE JEKAYI BINCIKE SOSAI KA GANI) SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI AKAN HALAYANSA MASU KYAU DA WATA YAR RIKICI DAYA SHIGA KWANAKIN BAYA (YALLABAI KO HAKAN BAI FARU BA)?

KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

Quote from: "CAMCORDER"

YAWWA WATO I REMAINED SECURITIZED.

INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA.

BAYAN ITA AKWAI WATA YAR BUDURWA ITAMA DAI SUNANTA FATEEZ,

SANNAN AKWAI WASU YANMATA SU BIYU UMMITA DA HAFSY

BAYAN SU AKWAI WATA BUDURWA MAI SUNA FULANIZZLE

MAZAN MA BABA BAR SU A BAYA BA. SU GOGANNAKA, SU MUDACRIS KAI HAR DA SHI DAN KAUYE

SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI

KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

tsegumi........lol

toh wai kai CAMCORDER, wanene ya tambayeka duk wannan batu?
ai dukammu nan, kowa na da nashi da rikicin duniyar a tsuliyarshi.....lol
ko baka sani ba?

ko dayake, inajin kai tsuliyar taka a cike take da gulma ko?

LMAO.... dats whut i call """"peligro""""

Quote from: "CAMCORDER"
SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI
KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

Hehehe Camcoder we can't wait to hear. Pls jare come do  am now now now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, where was I, missed all theseeeeee.
Twinkle, I only got one two words "NO COMMENTS", breaching confidentiality trust......(twinkle, I will soon meet yah, naki is big talk)
Camcorder......even dead ppl, dey r still being talked of so yarn while it last :wink:

Quote from: "Rimi (Junior)"
Ummita is it true don kuwa mudai munji kishin-kishin that HafsyLady broke up with her boyfreind and you started dating him and now he also broke up with you and is dating a freind to both of you?

NAAA KER MENTA, IT ACTUALLY GOES LYK THIS, HAFSY IS D DUMPER: SHE DUMPS D GUY, AM JUSS A REGULAR CLEANER: I PICKED HIM UP & WHO EVA DIS OUR FRIEND IS, SHE IS D TRASH: WE TRASHED HIM UP 4 HER :roll:

Spreadin tales er'where dem go, I hear ummita dis, I hear ummita dat......yup! more grease 2 ur elbows cus I dnt giv a toss! (she laffs).......Am not gonna say any of u r lyin, no am not, eitherway am not gonna say all of u r providin real facts cus bothered? I cant b :!:

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
WETIN I GO DO FOR YOU TO MAKE YOU SEE SAY MY LOVE FOR YOU NA REAL.......
Awwww dis ma songgggg.............playing right naaa.....
I AM CALLING YOU OLE'......
YEAHH YEAHH, YOU ARE MY AFRICAN QUEEN,

hmmmmm sum ppl r really .......  goin from crazy to luny......from there only God knows where pessin will land nxt.....:roll: d gul can make noise!!!!! its beginin 2 scare me!

Two days flower where iz u gone? I mishhhh yahhh, but for the mean tym (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_1_108.gif)

Quote from: "ummita"
Two days flower where iz u gone? I mishhhh yahhh, but for the mean tym (http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_1_108.gif)

Omo....I dey wo...plenty days no holla wetin? I heard di nansyens voicemail you left me. Anyway two days abi u neva comot for di trouble wey you henta? Oh gel u craze no doubt, heard wat u did and I was crackin up real bad worst hilarious ish evwa! That was pure nansiyenz upon all ludacrious matters putten in automatic akshon we you eva do.  Oh gel that one na bomb. Mesef I like dat kine thing wey you do, if fit keep make dem leave you jare. But kai, gel wazwrong wit u :x ? ke! u smoke sontin ne? Kinason duka ko? Ina nan zuwa da bulala. I heard uncle solly unleash mouth bullets for your head (heheheheh) wayyo Allah cikina. Allah ya kara. Gobe kya kara. Did I not tell say dat palmie dey mess with your heard smo smo ba. I say one half a gourd per day, u go dey drink hoooo calabash. Ha you no go nack big issue like that? :o  So u think u fit  do di unthinkabuuuu? Ehn I dey ask you kweshon? lol lol lol, wallahi chikah you don loose brain again! In all di tin wey we do bifo eh neva do you, naso you go implement sontinin put fo aksho! I hear from Chonkolometa Chinelo say yuwa grandmum's really angry with you Ntooo  :P (hehehehehe).  Allah dai ya kara! Today is my turn to laugh....You are finished if dis hinformation reach you know who. Dis one na heavy prayer & heavy redeemnation you need! ke! Like say eh no bi right calendar months ago wey I cover you up for operation 1212 naso hafta I leave you dey plan dis operation ko? Dis na di worse of all. Baruwana. (heheheheh kai dis na kaniyanci of all kaniyanci) I mustto tell kanoonline crew. If na me I fo don fall sick but you no even care. What you did make me wanna say (whatu di ....?)


U in bigger trouble by di time wey I finish release di tory for kanoonline crew. Yuwa own don finish. You know if dey starto make case on someone, idan suka saki a gaba hehehehehe theres no stopping them. Your own is di biggest joke. Kanoonline make wuna lend me wuna kunnuwa. Kunaji ko? 3 wks ago I called dis senorita and she was telling me that........Na'ammmmmm excuse me guys ana kirana, kujirani yanzunnan zan dawo

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Na'ammmmmm excuse me guys ana kirana, kujirani yanzunnan zan dawo[/color]

Its been three wks now, still sitting and waiting for your return :(  :(  :x  :evil:

Quote from: "CAMCORDER"JAMA'A INA MIKA GAISUWA WASU ZASUYI FARIN CIKI DANI WAS ZASUYI BAKIN CIKI DANI, AMMAN BA KOMAI DOMIN YANA DAYA DAGA CIKIN GINSHIKAN ZAMAN DUNIYA.

YAWAA ZAKUYI MAMAKI, AMMAN DAI BAN ZO FRUM DINNAN DOMIN NA RABA MUKU KAI KO NA HADA FADA BA...A'A. AMMAN DON NAGA WANNAN TOPIC DA TA TSEGUME TESUME, BADA LARARIN DA TONON SAIRIN YAN FORUM MAZA DA MATA. A GASKIYA INA MA MUTUKAN FARIN CIKI YADDA KUKE SON JUNAN KU DUKAN KU KUMA KUKA HADA KAI. I HAVE BEEN SMILING SINCE THE BEGINING OF THIS TOPIC IT HAS BEEN EVERY ENJOYBALE TO READ. TO AMMAN NAGA KOWA NA TSORON AYI MAGANA AKANTA KO AKANSHI.

YAWWA BARI DAI NA JADDADA MUKU MUNA DA WASU BABAN LABARAI DA IDONUNA SUKA HANGA WASU KO JI NAYI WASU KO SANINSU NAYI AMMAN NI BASU SANNI BA. YAWWA WATO I REMAINED SECURITIZED.

BAYANINA NA DAI SHINE ZAN DANYI TONE- TONE :lol:
INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA. ITA WANNAN YAR BUDUWAR SANINTA NAYI AMMAN BA SOSAI BA. YAWWA DAYAKE IDANUNA SUNE CAMCORDER, SO I KEPT A CLOSE WATCH ON HER. ITA DAI TA ZAMA WESTERNISED KAWAI

BAYAN ITA AKWAI WATA YAR BUDURWA ITAMA DAI SUNANTA FATEEZ, ITA DAI WANNAN YARINYA BANDAI SANTA SOSAI BA AMMAN INA DA AGENTS DIN DASUKA SANTA. ITA LABARIN NA NAN TAFE.

SANNAN AKWAI WASU YANMATA SU BIYU UMMITA DA HAFSY, SUNASU LABARI SAI AN SHA MAMAKI. ABUN DAI BA'A CEWA KOMAI. ABUJA IS NOT A PLACE TO HIDE, (KAFIN A KARYATANI, ANYI BIKI LAFIYA? INAJIN UMMITA NAGAINA KO HAFSY BAN DAI SANI BA)

BAYAN SU AKWAI WATA BUDURWA MAI SUNA FULANIZZLE, WACCE TA HALLARCI TARO SHEKARAN BAYA WATO GUEST OF HONOUR, ITA WANNAN ALAMURANTA DA YAWA YAKE.

JAMA'A INANAN INA JIRAN AMSOSINKU IDAN KUNA BUKATAR LABARANNAN ZAN BUGO MUKU CHAPTER CHAPTER.

MAZAN MA BABA BAR SU A BAYA BA. SU GOGANNAKA, SU MUDACRIS KAI HAR DA SHI DAN KAUYE (IDAN BAKA MA SANI BA, DAN UWANKA ABOKINANE JEKAYI BINCIKE SOSAI KA GANI) SANNAN ZAN TONO ASIRIN WAZIRI AKAN HALAYANSA MASU KYAU DA WATA YAR RIKICI DAYA SHIGA KWANAKIN BAYA (YALLABAI KO HAKAN BAI FARU BA)?

KU BIYONI KU SHA LABARI

....and all this while i thought da internet was totally anonymous?

HEEEEELP we've got a STALKER in  DA HOUSE!!! Where's kanolicious

when u need him?

Yo Tima? Wutz Uf? i Just got a question to ask, uh is it true zat kangaroos now have SARS in Australia??? Coz u told me zat zey were ze subtitute por Cows during Babban Sallah?

Quote from: "CAMCORDER"

BAYANINA NA DAI SHINE ZAN DANYI TONE- TONE :lol:
INA DA BABBAN LABARI AKAN WATA WACCE AKE KIRANTA GIMIBIYA. ITA WANNAN YAR BUDUWAR SANINTA NAYI AMMAN BA SOSAI BA. YAWWA DAYAKE IDANUNA SUNE CAMCORDER, SO I KEPT A CLOSE WATCH ON HER. ITA DAI TA ZAMA WESTERNISED KAWAI

I'm who I am... I am Myself; unique at it's core, not westernized, not hausanized and not even naijawised. So you got problem with that?

m APOLOGISING for the msg dat was here. Srry UMMITA n Konliners

CHINEKE

lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

Quote from: "zezezee"lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

Quote from: "gogannaka"

Quote from: "zezezee"lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

HIS FATHER :lol: !

Quote from: "MR 007"

Quote from: "gogannaka"

Quote from: "zezezee"lol  :shock:
oboy, u be one skilled reporter oooh!  :D
if i may ask, who's the daddy???  :?:

You wouldnt want to know

HIS FATHER :lol: !

IBB, this is an expensive joke, but no one could have said it any better than James Bond's comment above. ROFLMAO :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: . Simply priceless. Simply classic! (hehehe laughing evil) :twisted:
No bacin rai intended but next time limit the level of your gossip abi people?

As for ummita, I bet she aint even gonna say ish, mostly likely to laugh it off.

 NEWS UPDATE!

Saying hi to viewing readers, as my favourite onliners might have taken note of my absense, I am now back and indeed happy to see everyone is hearty. Incase you might want to know whats up with mu'a, I have been busy doin a little travelling tracing my great great great great grand parents anchestoral roots and guess what I found out? How they came into 9ja, nationalised etc. How 1 of my 3rd great gran was the first woman in her village to enter a car (Hysterical). My great great great great granpah was a real warrior. (not to mention how gorgeous he is) My great great granpah slept in a jungle for 4wks before he married my great great granny & the best love story my Granny (Ammah) had with my grandpah (Baffu). A niece I never knew or saw who is absolutely a prince charming not to mention (he get plenty osimiyatatah's for pocket) :wink: (am thinking of wedding him presently I just need to call me wedding processions off)

For studies, I have almost finished my dissertation so ya'all wish me luck.

My love life has been going great, not until I started seeing his brother :evil:  A cheat? Absolutely not!! (Find full detail of stor in Gather around lets converse thread)

Finally For those that know they wre missed by me, yes you been trully missed, but if you have any doubts whatsoever that in this heart of mine, you were not missed or might not been missed, then, guess what? (TRUTHFULLY YOU ARE NOT MISSED!) :roll:

Ehemmm for those that are freinds with mu'a girl. Ummita, just to let you know she is in the army, doing her phase 4 abi na phsa 3 training, she will be coming back from camp this week. Kuma if you be enemy, she now sabi fire grenade! Nima bansamu labari ba sai last week dan mun kwana biyu bamuyi yarn ba. Tomorrow is also her birthday if you have presents, please deliver it through me because I will be visiting her in 2months time zan kaimata, even if you leave next to her house still dont bother bring it to me I will hand deliver it on your behalf. Saves you walking :wink:

And again zeezee better warn your grandson to stop sending my granddaugther love letters and spoiling her with romeo words because :roll:
Number one : It is so 1980's
Number two: He will infringe her high status
Number three: He is absolutely not too cute
but the most importantly is I cant see myself having you as an inlaw :roll:

Twinkle, Fateez, beautilcious, precious, all the cious crews, kilishi, Gimbiya, Ummita, Babygul84, Ihsan..............duk kun kwana kalau?

There is a girl I know distantly, who is really related to sa- salati she told me that they guy been jailed over sum album title copy right. Is it true? Allah sarki :cry: Ance rikicin yan operation fire for fire suka raba dambe. Ance an fasa mishi ido an kuma karya mishi hakuri. I taught I would be laughing but I feel bad for him. Allah ya fitar dakai sa-salati. Am with you not in prison but in du'a

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"

And again zeezee better warn your grandson to stop sending my granddaugther love letters and spoiling her with romeo words because :roll:
Number one : It is so 1980's
Number two: He will infringe her high status
Number three: He is absolutely not too cute
but the most importantly is I cant see myself having you as an inlaw :roll:

not me, still a non-bazawari, if u must know....hehe  :wink:  :wink: ....better be another another zeezee....

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Ehemmm for those that are freinds with mu'a girl. Ummita, just to let you know she is in the army, doing her phase 4 abi na phsa 3 training, she will be coming back from camp this week. Kuma if you be enemy, she now sabi fire grenade! Nima bansamu labari ba sai last week dan mun kwana biyu bamuyi yarn ba.

YAR BUDURWA WANNAN BAITUKA NAKI DA GASKE KIKA? NI INA GANIN UMMITA KO BA YARINYAN NAN MAI RUBUTU DA BLUE BA? NI GANI NAKE SHE IS TOO SOFT BALLANTANA ACE TA SHIGA SOLDIER.

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Ehemmm for those that are freinds with mu'a girl. Ummita, just to let you know she is in the army, doing her phase 4 abi na phsa 3 training, she will be coming back from camp this week. Kuma if you be enemy, she now sabi fire grenade! Nima bansamu labari ba sai last week dan mun kwana biyu bamuyi yarn ba.

Twinkle, Fateez, beautilcious, precious, all the cious crews, kilishi, Gimbiya, Ummita, Babygul84, Ihsan..............duk kun kwana kalau?

There is a girl I know distantly, who is really related to sa- salati she told me that they guy been jailed over sum album title copy right. Is it true? Allah sarki :cry: Ance rikicin yan operation fire for fire suka raba dambe. Ance an fasa mishi ido an kuma karya mishi hakuri. I taught I would be laughing but I feel bad for him. Allah ya fitar dakai sa-salati. Am with you not in prison but in du'a

hehehehe...Allah Sarki Hafsy.

Quote from: "mudacris"Yo Tima? Wutz Uf? i Just got a question to ask, uh is it true zat kangaroos now have SARS in Australia??? Coz u told me zat zey were ze subtitute por Cows during Babban Sallah?

Hmmm...Mudacris kenan, yaushe muka yi haka da kai? No be only SARS...look if na so u luv kangaz then u can have dis one

(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_11_5.gif)

Kaga free ride + body guard + Warm Shelter, which is transpotation, security & accomodation all in one!

Quote from: "IBB":o  :shock:  BREAKING NEWS: UNWANTED PREGNANCY IN K-ONLINE
Ummita is 2 months pregnant. my source told me Ummita went 4 abortion last week but was told by the Doctor that she cant abort the baby.

be with us next week for More update on this story as Ummi will be going 4 scanning

Where iz Ummita? Thank God say da girl don join army, it's like sum1 needs some discipline in hiya :roll:

Quote from: "Fateez"

Quote from: "IBB":o  :shock:  BREAKING NEWS: UNWANTED PREGNANCY IN K-ONLINE
Ummita is 2 months pregnant. my source told me Ummita went 4 abortion last week but was told by the Doctor that she cant abort the baby.

be with us next week for More update on this story as Ummi will be going 4 scanning

Where iz Ummita? Thank God say da girl don join army, it's like sum1 needs some discipline in hiya :roll:

wai dama ana duniyar nan?

Ehem ehemmm....

I get this gossip wey i wan share wid u pipu..I'm not sure if i shud say it amma dai u know say mouth no fit lock....
yawwa....I sure say all of u sabi dis guy mlbash..Shi dai mlbash pharmacist ne .to kun san pharmacists da shegen karambani ,gani suke sun fi likitoci...To shi mlbash ba da likitocin mutum yake takara ba ,a'a da likitocin dabbobi (vet doctors) yake takara..Rannan a dept.of vetenary medicine a A.B.U wai ana neman experts za'a yi developing wata anti venom(irin maganin harbin maciji) drug.Kai MLBASH da karambani ba fannin ka ba sai kace za ka bada gudummawa.....
In dai karkare maku labari mlbash ya tsira da harbin maciji har hudu......shi ya sa kwana biyu ba mu jin duriyarsa a kanoonline....Allah ya sawwake...




2.Kuna tuna dankauye kuwa?
Mun sami labari mai kamshin gaskiya cewar yayi balaguro zuwa wani forest a cameroonian border.A yadda labarin ya zo mana wai ya tafi fatauchi...Abokanan sa(har da mudacriss) sun bashi shawara kan cewa wai ana samun lion cubs and each cub costs $15000-$25000..Shi kuma Dankauye Allah ya sa mai bala'in son kudi ne.....Yanzu dai labarin da muke ji shine yana can daji yana fama.....
Toh mu dai sai dai muce Allah ya tsananta rabo.

UPDATE

A new guy (jjc) is in town.He/she signs in as guest.
He/she has responded to almost every post/thread on kanoonline and all he/she does is to agree with people's opinion and/or think 'exactly' like someone..
Rumour has it that he/she is a computer generated program developed by a konliner to help conjest the konline server..[/b]

G-naka 'i agree with you' :D
Mtssss-very annoying.k-online is just an i agree with u forum now.Mtssss

wow!u realy think u can freestyle in journalism?I dont know y k-onliners neva tell u d plain facts......sumthings r beta left unsaid!Presido,indeed? when did d elections take place,well it wasnt a free and fair one....
u think am arrogant,huh?cuz i dont consider u as d presido........cool!
i love pple misunderstanding me.i`ve just been laying lowand watching d k-onliners 4rm d sidelines.ciao!

P.S:ummita,no strings attached,no shakings nd no hard feelings.
2 d otha k-onliners,pls stop lickin ummita`s feet!

LOL ni anawa analysis din, I personally find her funny, unbelievably nice whihc I doubted before I met her, wholeheartly freindly saidai malamar akwai privacy. Bari na jawo hankalinka danuwa ku san mutane tukunna kafin ku yanke shawara not for ummitah alone but to every one in this forum, you have to keep an open mind, dont be scared to apporach the girls saboda naga wasun ku MAZAN kuna ganin da kun dan fara suzunci da wainnan sisters din namu na kanoonline sai kudinga ganin kamar zasu dauka kuna sonsu ne, ko ya kamata ku waye kanku, wannan mako an barci shan baya.  Malam Kharuldin na ga kai kawai neman hayaniya kake kuma duk a banza domin  ni na dade ban danji hayaniyar ta ba a wannan majalisar ba. An dai sadarwa ta bayan gida wato aiko wa da wasunmu gaisuwar da kuma important matsalolin da ya kamata a duba ni a yadda aka aiko min wata kila da wasunku. Ni shiru kake ji wajen dalibannan su iya madam Fateez, su alo tsiya alo danja malama Hafsatu, Hajiya Precious. A hange hange na shiru ma ake ji wajen su malam Mudacris da su jarabawa yai zafi ko? Kharuldin, bari na baka 'kharun' bayani idan gigin da turawa ke cewa, teenagehood ke damunka, don Allah a saurara. Nakan dan shigo site dinnan mu dan huta kwakwalwa, yadda idan aiki yayi, aiki kuma haka kawai yallabai bazaka zo ka tada mana dust ba. Bana bayan koma amman gaskiya bana so a taka min birki idan ina da jin dadi karance karance, ba kuma na lashe lashe kafar kowa. Zaman lahiya da mutunci yafi komai.  Asha  Kharuldeen a zamamnin yanzu wake ta wata ko ta wani, muna wahalar neman ci da sha ko kuma ganin bazaton da OBJ ya fara makawa, kai kanan nan ka saka ummitah ayi maka cinkoko a zuci!  Banzan mazan kwarai da kishi ba.

Precious da Gogannaka, ai kamata yayi a sakama wannan guest di  suna (Mr agree, ko Yallabai na yarda, ko Agreelicious! :D

FROM A VERY RELIABLE SOURCE I HEARD THAT GOGAN IS NOT REAL,AND SONME OF THE KANONLINERS ARE ABOVE HUNDRED YEARS,THAT IS WHY I DEY FEAR TO ENTER EVERY DAY

Chineke!! see me see trouble o!.
I am 100 and 1 percent real hajiya kilishi!!

Kilishi,How was prison in Saudi Arabia?I hear say wai har shinkafa kaza ake bayar wa a can.No wonder Muda is still in detention....

Na next week I wan take style go visit dat general forum as I dey read plenty interestin topic, Na so so laff I dey laff wey make me comot tears for eyes.
Usman11, Maqari & Waziri : those three pipu na real caracter, na so discusion hot as dey no dey agree wit opinion naso dey juss dey yarn misyarn 4 dat general. Kai :lol:  wuna dey hiya me so, these tiri pipu sabi yarn, & truethlly I henjoy all d arguments put 4ward & against, but come if pessin no agree wit coment simply state it & stick 2 ur views no wahala abi? but these 3 pipu lol lol nabi so if dey no agree na so so cunniving turanci dem dey take bash each oda.......abeg brothas take am easy na yarn we all dey yarn....wetin hot! Waziri.......kaiko? Wait 4 me I go come wit my own next week I go dedicate time for general. But these 3 pessins make dem come 4ward receive spesha  haward.


Yup! word people? Wagwan? Spice me up! Wats d latest amebo circulatin?

Wato tsabar rashin aiki na irin yan kanoonliners musamman ma su Gogannaka, becoz i didnt log on por sometym now zat is y u habe ze oddasity 2 sfread such wicked rumours zat i'm in Jail? Haba mallam, by which oppense? Ina kano in kallon ku prom a distance silently like a freying tiger hungry por some pood.  ko dayake kai mun saba yi da kai, kuma dai kasan ance u r not real, saboda haka idan baka kama kafa da ni ba domin infida kai shikenan,  kayi wa kanka,. by ze way, i am ferceibing some inpormashions zat anyi zabe a kanoonline, kuma kana declaring kanka Fresido, ka manta da cewa akwai interim government ne wanda bata yi expiring ba har yanzu? ka manta da All Onliners People's Party ne? to idan kayi wasa zaka ji ka a frison din nan da kake ambata saboda you r trying to commit treason. Hofe say you de understand me ko?

Mtssssss..
Ni fa ban iya gulma ba..

Any new ish.....bout members, havent been here for a little while.............who and who have been fighting? Who and who got married? Who and who are missing? Who and who are back? What are the hottest topics? Any new members? Any celebrations? Who and who crossed path with misfortunes? Who have crossed path with successs recently in their endevours? Any parasites stirring trouble? What is the biggest thing I missed apart from you people? And where are all the sweet sisters in this forum.........?

Oya............update me!!!!

Quote from: "ummita"

Oya............update me!!!!

I know zat Hafsy will b ze pirst to ufdate you in zis porum, hey Hafsy? Were u a Dillaliyya in ur pormer libe?

Mudacris wallahi bana son wulakanci fa. Zan maka rashin mutunci fa. TO!

A'a my inlaw Auntie Blue........let me update you jare.
As some of you are aware and some are not. I did travel far and wide and coincidently had few encouters with members of this forum.

I heard Fateez  is seriously worried that she will be getting an arranged marriage. I was sent a pic showin her state. See for yourself.
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I heard DAN KAUYE had a pay rise from his farm job and demolished his straw hut and is now building a brick house. See for yourself
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I heard from a reliable source that intially UMMITA was a gruel seller before she came to the city, I have a picture to prove.
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Ance wai ZEEZEE yayi sabon gini, wai amarya na hanya? Ance wai a kofan gida yake kwana da tashi..........
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I also got information that BEAUTILICIOUS sells hair products but is always angry becase market is not profitable.
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DANTE, HAUSANICIOUS, ZEEZEE, KITKAT, have formed a partnership and were making good proceeds in sale. They are making good profit with their agricultural business. They even sent me a bag of maize
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I was being told that AUNTY KILISHI, AUNTY I and AUNTY TWINKLE are always busy pounding and preparing food for their husbands. (Love one tin, tin)
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I heard that FULANICIOUS and BEAUTILICIOUS were so happy they have taken pics for the first time in their life and they send their greetings.
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MUDACRIS was spotted with his brand new bike who went to pick his new girlfriend I heard she refused seeing him because he only had a bike
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Soon as I get more information on the rest fo the members, I will make it known here.

THAT IS HILARIOUS :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!

Haba yaya Hafsy! Secret ne fa! To ai gaya nan Allah ya kama ki, hoto na bai fito ba  :P  :D :P

Mah dear, yours is even better........Have a good like at mine....... :roll:

By d way, long tym......Where have you been hiding?...........Or is it true? Anyway.....PM me your address so that I can send off a little wedding gift........

A'a (Mudah) dis kine pose wit ur BMX(Gayuuuuu)!. Cnt help it :lol:  :lol:  :lol:. He shud have given Hafsy a cruize or wat do u guys reckon?[/b]

BREAKING NEWS Reference:

Quote from: "dan kauye"
it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA

BREAKING NEWS ON THE HORIZON COMING SOON!!!!

THE LEGENDARY SHOPLIFTER IS AT IT AGAIN
:arrow:

Kai Hafsy. Na wa for u o!!!! :D  :D  I laughed over those pics. Especially that of Muda. Kin ga yadda ya poze da 'yar basukurin shi :lol:

Oya Muda, you won't allow Hafsy to go free like that  will you?

A'aaaa za a yita, so Hafsy, u habe raina me uf to zis foint abi? Me i know, zis fost was sincerely targeted at me, where d hell did u get zat ficture prom?

R u sure dat zat is not ze ficture op zat ur Billage man wey dey sell pirewood at ze kurmi market? Better return ze ficture back to ur room O! Hausanicious go bex ip he hear zis...hehehehehe!

Muda you and bicycle ehn! I didn't know you have parted with your former BMX...Nice one.

LoLs...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Hmmmm, where did u get that our picture from? Hausanicius gave out i guess.

Quote from: "dan kauye"BREAKING NEWS Reference:

Quote from: "dan kauye"
it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA

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HISSSSSSSSSSS *SPOILER* :roll:  KAWAI.......Do you have to spoil it? It was flowing alright till you harassed it. And di crime wey you take dey plaster me no fit me sef....:roll: You fo put somethin worse, dat one na smo job!!!!  

Kayimin sharri kuma ban yafe maka ba. You dey label me trobu pessin. I no dey bash pipu, I dey joke around but one tin bi say, idan naga gaskiya zan fada ko yayi ma wani ciwo, ko dadi, ruwansu. I no dey patronise.  I dey talk am like it is. Like it or leave it! Or is it becus I no gree make my granpikin marry you, naso you wan do me wowo? Or do you want me to publicise all the PM you been sending including the one you sent on 10th Feb 06?

Ni kama bata, I was gonna bring the best thangggg on boardddddddd today.......and I know all members will be very suprised...am talking about real stuff....as you come mess di flow, I no go put again...nayi FISHI  :evil:

Any for the benefit of the rest of the members, I taught Dan Kauye's offence should not jeopardise the info am about to release so here it is..............

BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVER!

Hmmmmmm wey kanoonliners? Ina kuke? Make wuna gada, tori don spill....wallahi!!!! For the first time in this gossip thread am about to say something that is completely true (awwww am getting emotional :cry: & I feel honoured at the same time )

My mouth is so itchy. I want to break an egg!!!!! Hmmmm hmmm hmmm..............I wan nak egg make all di york spi, I wan open mouth tell one BIG  secret. I wan gossip sontin fo wuna.

As you all know, me I no dey lie. If I see sontin if I wan talk, I go talkam if I wan ignore I go do am and if I wan observe naso I go lay low!

Today, I don taya.....I wan tell wuna sontin but first of all where is ADMIN?
Admin, May Allah bless and reward you abundantly, may you be a dweller in paradise, may God give you all you want. May God bring forth what has happened here again.(Everybody say Ameen).

Well because of the Admins forum, something is about to happen, infact it has already happened. Apparently, Kanoonline don join two pipu woooooooooooo....
Ingayamuku, for the past one year things have happened between these two pipu and none of us took to notice. TWO of our members in this forum are lovebirds, kuma they are planning to wed (OMG) am telling you guys. Yes! they are. I honestly didnt believe it aswell, not till I got evidence. Di guy told me face- to- face. He met the girl and vice versa she met in in this forum.  Now after learning about this new found information, I noticed that when we all make post....or comments and once those two love birds are replying there is a special kind of covalent bonding, mukuma we go dey support their post not knowing we dey help dis pipu lit and develop their love so (brrrrp brrrp brrrrp) to members aswell becos we don join blessing! Read their comments, you will definately notice some kind of sentimental attachement between these two love puppies. (Has anyone noticed something between any members, if you do, take a wild guest and call their names out...)

May I take the honour to say that this pipu are about to be engaged soon. Dey dont want to tell members here because I think they are shy :D  but if anybody should know it has to be the family here ko? We deserve to know & aint nothing to be shy about cus we will share their joy with them right?

So (OMG) I cant believe it. So I couldnt keep shut & I had to spill the beans. Honestly, this is no bull........I lay the truth for you guys today.

And it is NOT Mlbash who has a big crush on Ihsan.

I have just send for my iro and buba to my tailor for sewing. (even though the occasion will commence in 7months time, mhmmm the earlier the better). Am gonna get my hair done, my nails done & my make up. Oh I am so gonna get myself jazzed up. I been eyeing some Malonos...so am picking my favourite girl Fateez to go shopping (whoahoo) and all the rest of kanoonline chikahs....get ready.....cus zamuyi chasu!!!! :wink:  I just hope I will be invited  :evil:  cus it seems at the begining the bride to be didnt like me and I didnt like her either, but its all good now, we settled our differences (thanks to my sharp blade) :wink: . Oh well, invited or not, I will make my turn up.

I will only tell you guys if you want to kno and all you have to do is sign below in your post saying I WANT TO KNOW. Thats all & WALLAHI, I will put their name including their pics. All I need is a maximum of ten signatures. Reason, is I dont want to open big mouth, ace waya tambayani? or who send me? So its better if you guys have an interest and surely we all deserve to know because we are their FAMILY.

AND FOR THE PROSPECTIVE COUPLES, PLS FORGIVE MEH, CUS I JUST CANT HELP KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT :oops:

I WANT TO KNOW

and come to think of it I should know!!!

Me too I wan know.

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"

AND FOR THE PROSPECTIVE COUPLES, PLS FORGIVE MEH, CUS I JUST CANT HELP KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT :oops:

ke wai u go tell us abi wetin? see me see trouble...u no de even respect oga admin too....abeggii, come and do wat u do best...LOL :D

Dis kind suspense;
I want to know

I already know!!!

You guys should learn to see thru this girl's shenanigans.

Ai ba wata ba ce ita hafsy din ce suke damawa da wani saurayi right before our koro koro eyes. By the time we get to the 9th curious onliner I'll name the poor fella. idon shi ya rufe he doesnt know what he's gettin into!!!!

Assalamu alaikum,
This is in indeed a positive development. Congratulations Admin, i just have a feeling it cculd be you and.............. Anyway our sister will soon break the egg. Allah (swt) Yasa alkhairi.

I WANT TO KNOW

EMTL, unless you know something I don't know, it is not me!

Hafsy_Lady, OK I think it is time you come clean with all that you know about this matter, because some people like EMTL are thinking it is me and another sister which I am have no knowledge of. So hurry and spill the beans... come to think of it spill both the Rice & Beans!
maza-maza fa!

Quote from: "dan kauye"BREAKING NEWS Reference:

Quote from: "dan kauye"
it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY hav been banned 4rm patronyzing most shopping malls/stores,being d simple reezn dat 1/2cy waz recently in2 d hobby of shop-lifting,sources close 2 d said onlyner confirmed dat d last item she stole(sorry shop-lifted) was a gucci perfume...ALLAH YA GYARA

BREAKING NEWS ON THE HORIZON COMING SOON!!!!

THE LEGENDARY SHOPLIFTER IS AT IT AGAIN
:arrow:

I know alot of people have been on the low waiting for the exclusive fottage of hafcy caught doing what she knows best ..this time around the famous shoplifter has stepped her shoplifitng game up(the girl aint not joke)..I gorra apologize..we still working on getting the video from police officials..this is her biggest break in the shoplifting business,for a quick note.

In between this connundrum..the party animal was spotted @ club ''mu jijjige'' dipping it low with her shoplifting entourage..(see for yaself below)

*whispers*  damn girl you killed it..get your rihanna dance groove on & get them.. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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PS: we still coming through with the shoplifting video soon as we get hold of it..

We got this new vid too...Sa-salati caught on camera.. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:




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Quote from: "dan kauye"

Quote from: "dan kauye"BREAKING NEWS Reference:

Quote from: "dan kauye"
it'll interest u 2 know dat d troublish ,spit-firing onlyner who's renowned 4 dissing fellow onlynerz popularly known as 1/2SY LADY

BREAKING NEWS ON THE HORIZON COMING SOON!!!!

THE LEGENDARY SHOPLIFTER IS AT IT AGAIN
:arrow:

*whispers*  damn girl you killed it..get your rihanna dance groove on & get them.. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Dan kauye,
This picture is not matching the looks of my sister (hafsy) you better x-check your source of information, and the girl is pious and was never involved in any questionable activities.

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"

I will only tell you guys if you want to kno and all you have to do is sign below in your post saying I WANT TO KNOW. Thats all & WALLAHI, I will put their name including their pics. All I need is a maximum of ten signatures.  

I WANT TO KNOW

And MAke u DO Quick O!

Salam :D  :D  :D

sa-salati getting his shine on!


:lol:  :lol(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e197/africanfoxrepper/salsalati.gif)
:  :lol:  :lol:

Hey Dan Kauye, zis ur signature is really eating uf ze web sface. Pind a smaller one mana!

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Hey Dan Kauye, zis ur signature is really eating uf ze web sface. Pind a smaller one mana!

A'a? wetin be ur own? allow him now, admin sef no complain only u! :P

Bakasani ba ai halin Yan kauye kenan: U give 'em an inch, they take a mile  

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"
I have just send for my iro and buba to my tailor for sewing. (even though the occasion will commence in 7months time, mhmmm the earlier the better). Am gonna get my hair done, my nails done & my make up. Oh I am so gonna get myself jazzed up. I been eyeing some Malonos...so am picking my favourite girl Fateez to go shopping (whoahoo) and all the rest of kanoonline chikahs....get ready.....cus zamuyi chasu!!!! :wink:  I just hope I will be invited  :evil:  cus it seems at the begining the bride to be didnt like me and I didnt like her either, but its all good now, we settled our differences (thanks to my sharp blade) :wink: . Oh well, invited or not, I will make my turn up.

Hehehe, lallai hafsy sannu da aiki. u try no be small. Me i can't wait! SHOPPING!

Abeg has the ashobi come out? please hurry and tell us fa, kar mu rasa style,

kinsan bana san last minute dinki: Muhammadu Tela ya cika disappointing

Oh by da way I WANT TO KNOW [/b]

Let me give u guys a hint,

WHERE'S IHSAN LATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KitKat...Dont go calling names mana!!

By ze way i beliebe she is still in skull!

Assalaam Alaykum,

First of all I would like to say am really sorry for not keeping in touch with my KO family. It has been looooooooooooong!!!


I've got 2 news! First, I've graduated since last June and second I got married this April :).

Kitkat kenan! I don't think my hubby knows K-Online bare ka ce ko nice ma!

Anyhow...am soon going to start my masters insha Allah. I'll try as much as I can to keep in touch with you guys.

So that's it... :)

Quote from: "Ihsan"Assalaam Alaykum,



I've got 2 news! First, I've graduated since last June and second I got married this April :).

)

Nuff said!!

I rest my case

Quote from: "kitkat"

Quote from: "Ihsan"Assalaam Alaykum,



I've got 2 news! First, I've graduated since last June and second I got married this April :).

)

Nuff said!!

I rest my case

Zat is betta my priend!

hi people watz up it's been a while , i really miss u all. u know sch wahala.

we really miss u too...lol

hay people it so nice to be bak can some 1pls tell me wetin dey happen, i know i ve missed a lot of thingz.
np i know say we still be 1 family. be cool u all.

yes, lemme tell u.....many things happened wallahi at ur absence, just scroll back up and thrugh the pages and READ!!!

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"yes, lemme tell u.....many things happened wallahi at ur absence, just scroll back up and thrugh the pages and READ!!!

hay muda haba u of all know say my eyez sai hakuri. just summarize it for me. where ve u been i no dey see u again, watz up abi u don marry ne? because na da only thing way da hide people now a dayz

Haba Figorms, ip i were marriying u'll be ze pirst to know, and it will be all ober ze news on kanoonline, and all kanoonliners will be inbited not just to come and eat and carry rubber n clock gipts but to bring me bigger gipts...Hehehehe!

Hi, muda hope u're fine?

hey muda rememeber me from the time you came to visit me in kano , well i dont want to say my real name for everyone to know but you know and i know who i am. anyway i have tried your line as i promised but unfortunatly i didnt get you. i hope things are good with you as they are with me!

i will definatly be seeing you real soon! hint hint!

naijagal

hey mudacris rememeber me from the time you came to visit me in kano , well i dont want to say my real name for everyone to know but you know and i know who i am. anyway i have tried your line as i promised but unfortunatly i didnt get you. i hope things are good with you as they are with me!

i will definatly be seeing you real soon! hint hint!

naijagal

Quote from: "naijagal"hey mudacris rememeber me from the time you came to visit me in kano , well i dont want to say my real name for everyone to know but you know and i know who i am.

A'ah if u dnt wnt knowin, u wudnt hav typed it up here! sistahhh :wink:

Quote from: "naijagal"anyway i have tried your line as i promised but unfortunatly i didnt get you.

His lyn is EN-GA-GED......Musta prolly hav about 20 other guls on HOLD!  :roll:   Join d queue: :D

Quote from: "naijagal"i hope things are good with you as they are with me!

A'ah this is CODING but Naijagul pls allow me d privilege 2 translate dat sentence 4 d beneficiary of my brotha Mudacris....
Bros it means: call her n tell her everything is ok wit u, frm there proceed n chat frm sunset 2 sunrise......then invite her 4 a meal out set 4 d evenin & dnt 4get 2 carry a basket full of roses or anything she likes.

Quote from: "naijagal"i will definatly be seeing you real soon! hint hint!

Pls make sure it is in d vicinity.

Mudah, we don get inlaw already.......big pat on ur bck...*well done*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaghnn!!

Damncious itcious...amcious doomedcious!

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaghnn!!

Damncious itcious...amcious doomedcious!

Why? You no like da lady? :?  Someone publicly professed her luv (reading btw the lines of course) and you say 'damn it'? C'mon show appreciation :lol:

Quote from: "ummita"

Quote from: "naijagal"hey mudacris rememeber me from the time you came to visit me in kano , well i dont want to say my real name for everyone to know but you know and i know who i am.

A'ah if u dnt wnt knowin, u wudnt hav typed it up here! sistahhh :wink:

Hehe, nima dai haka na gani! whats with all da mystery?

mu kuma we don get inlaw. Allah sarki muda...yaran yanzu...dey grow up

so fast!  :!:

Is it me or did Ummita pop outta nowhere just to quote  Naijagal? Riddle me that ...

Quote from: "Bakan~Gizo"

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaghnn!!

Damncious itcious...amcious doomedcious!

Why? You no like da lady? :?  Someone publicly professed her luv (reading btw the lines of course) and you say 'damn it'? C'mon show appreciation :lol:

Black Sfyder, u dont understand, its not ze girl zat is ze froblem (inpact am Haffy Blushpuly...lol), its Ummita and most depinately when she tells Hafcy ze gist, i know my sistas men... i'm in souf already.

Hehe, i just noticed something, d'yu know naijagal actually renamed

her post "my muda"? Ashe abun ma ba wasa bane! Shine kuma Mudacris u

kept this very vital information from me ko? ur sister? u own sister fa? to

shikenan ai...

wai,wai,wai  :lol:

Quote from: "Fateez"Hehe, i just noticed something, d'yu know naijagal actually renamed

her post "my muda"? Ashe abun ma ba wasa bane! Shine kuma Mudacris u

kept this very vital information from me ko? ur sister? u own sister fa? to

shikenan ai...

Waiyazubillahi, zat is wut i meant by "i was doomed", Tizzle, ba haka bane, kigane mana, u know...its just yanada things suke. Flease kiyi hakuri, i need u by my side now to suffort me!

Quote from: "*~MuDaCriS~*"

Quote from: "Fateez"Hehe, i just noticed something, d'yu know naijagal actually renamed

her post "my muda"? Ashe abun ma ba wasa bane! Shine kuma Mudacris u

kept this very vital information from me ko? ur sister? u own sister fa? to

shikenan ai...

Waiyazubillahi, zat is wut i meant by "i was doomed", Tizzle, ba haka bane, kigane mana, u know...its just yanada things suke. Flease kiyi hakuri, i need u by my side now to suffort me!

Bros you are ON YOUR OWN,O.Y.O

lol ladies you all can share muda on this hausa chat forum, but at the end of the day he is all mine!

muda sweetie we will talk soon!
hint hint
lol!

:shock:  :o  :!:

Quote from: "Bakan~Gizo":shock:  :o  :!:

Me ne?

How are we sure that this mysterious chick isn't muda's alter-ego.I wudn't be too surprised..the anonimity that the internet provides cud be exploited in a million ways & this is no exception lol..

Quote from: "dan kauye"How are we sure that this mysterious chick isn't muda's alter-ego.I wudn't be too surprised..the anonimity that the internet provides cud be exploited in a million ways & this is no exception lol..

Na wa o! Ana wata ga wata, Naijagal flease sfeak to DanKauye!

Quote from: "naijagal"lol ladies you all can share muda on this hausa chat forum, but at the end of the day he is all mine!

muda sweetie we will talk soon!
hint hint
lol!

Dats da spirit Naijagal!! Its always good to have security and assurance.

Hehe, but da situation here is dat nobody is doing "the boy is mine" here

with you. Dn't worry most of da other ladies dat come in here are taken

anyways and as for me, Muda na my "bros". So if it's Muda u r claiming,

dont worry he's yours 4 da taking. :wink:  :wink:

theres is no problem i kno that muda wouldnt turn his back on me for any other lady in this forum, but if he does that is his problem!

Na wa o, open and unabashed flirting on KanoOnline. Wonders shall never end. More grease to your elbows Mudacris  :D

Thank You, Thank you!!

Whats happenin people?...............Long time..........Someone giv me tha downlow..........I need to find time to settle & read sum gud stuff.......though I can register a little "I like u, u like me" goin on @ dis end...........

Truss! I need gud hrs......2 catch up on things here plus I missed u guys xcept 1 person (she laffs).

I WILL B BCK (Schwarzenegger) style (winks).

Quote from: "ummita"Whats happenin people?...............Long time..........Someone giv me tha downlow..........I need to find time to settle & read sum gud stuff.......though I can register a little "I like u, u like me" goin on @ dis end...........

Pirst op all, where r u really comin' prom?

Quote from: "ummita"Truss! I need gud hrs......2 catch up on things here plus I missed u guys xcept 1 person (she laffs).

Na hafcy abi?

Quote from: "ummita"I WILL B BCK (Schwarzenegger) style (winks).

Zis tyme go por anoza eternity ok?

Quote from: "ummita"Whats happenin people?...............Long time..........Someone giv me tha downlow..........I need to find time to settle & read sum gud stuff.......though I can register a little "I like u, u like me" goin on @ dis end...........

Truss! I need gud hrs......2 catch up on things here plus I missed u guys xcept 1 person (she laffs).

I WILL B BCK (Schwarzenegger) style (winks).

Awww, we missed u too, just dont keep running off.

By da way wassup with Hafsy??? havent heard from her in ages. Actually

i have been a way from this place for a while too. November was one hell

of a month for me. Anyways nice to be back and have everyone around.  :wink:  :wink:

Quote from: Fateez on November 24, 2006, 08:00:08 PM

Awww, we missed u too, just dont keep running off.

By da way wassup with Hafsy???

Awww am touched, this much for "sisterhood"......nagode my dear. I was away because (murmushin kunya ehemm ehemm) got hooked!!

Anyway........storyyyyyyyyy.............another blast from my recent past......

Congratulation hafsy!...... Allah yabada zaman lafiya and plenty of babies.

 Allah dai Ya bada zaman lafiya da HAKURIN zama da juna ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. Na hin we dey practice sosai sosai oderwise... men!!!!!! hmmm, a dai bar kaza cikin gashin ta.............. ;) ;) ;). Inji bahaushe ya ce duk wanda ya mai da miji uba ya kwana maraya!!

Cabdi jam!Amman dai marayun sunan nan da yawa.

Wecome bak Hafsy
and Congratulations
Allah Ya sanya Albarka.

Quote from: neozizo on February 28, 2007, 08:19:55 PM
Wecome bak Hafsy and Congratulations Allah Ya sanya Albarka.

Quote from: Myself on February 28, 2007, 11:46:16 AM
Congratulation hafsy!...... Allah yabada zaman lafiya and plenty of babies.

Quote from: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 01:35:59 PM
Allah dai Ya bada zaman lafiya da HAKURIN zama da juna ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. Na hin we dey practice sosai sosai oderwise... men!!!!!! hmmm, a dai bar kaza cikin gashin ta.............. ;) ;) ;).

Kada ace nayi rashin kunya, amman dai just to say that am deeply touched. Thank you so much people. I appreaciate it :)

Quote from: HUSNAA on February 28, 2007, 01:35:59 PM
oderwise... men!!!!!! hmmm, a dai bar kaza cikin gashin ta.............. ;) ;) ;). Inji bahaushe ya ce duk wanda ya mai da miji uba ya kwana maraya!!

Mhmmmm kedai bari kawai yar uwa. A friend of mine, na miji ya shata.........ta dawo daga rakiyansu.  >:(

Bari na dan baki labari........idan gulmata miki......

There used to be eight of us, 8 tight friends. Then over the years five got married. Then there was Hadiza who was the 6th was in a long term relationship. She dated this guy who happens to be my cousin-they dated right from High school, to undergrad all through postgrad. We use to call them Marge & Homer. They were inseparable. They liked each other to a disgusting level that it became so annoying.

We watched the guy growwwwww, financially and he became one successful chap. Yaron nan ya zama wani mugun money maker! He was "tha game" and he decided to settle down and make my friend the bearer of his name. He built his dream house and proposed to Hadiza. Mukuma abun nema yasamu, ayi biki dai. Those days "we jus wan chop liver and and make waves like "big chics". Anyway we started preparing a year ahead for the wedding. There was the whole thing about wedding dress codes & orders; travelling to specific destination to get bride/maids trad/formal wears...you know the whole hassle, (all in the name of "regalia"). Wedding venues, events, where we wanted the marquise to be erected, the draping, table linens & centrepieces all gottah match & compliment the outfits of the bride,groom and their entourage, wedding favours etc.

Aka sha biki. There was the whole crying, the goodbyes, the fadan iyaye, how we were going to miss doing shitless stuff, hira 'stroke' gulma, the normal girly chin wags. And so life started & went on for the married couples, you know, enjoyment stage, amarci da angonci, for over a year and a few months......... but before saying and they lived happily after, Chinua Achebe said "and things do fall apart" They didn't really fall out but this is what happened.

On a Saturday morning, still in bed, Hadiza called me. I said: a'a shegen kaya, today which of your demons up for chats early this morning then I realised something wasn't right. I asked her: Dee lafiya? Then she burst out crying and all I heard her mutter was "Godknows". Knowing her for her rampant tendencies to cry, a person who is known to have watched Titanic 12 times and cried after every ending. I decided to ignore her whilst I get ready to hit the showers, but I taught hey, this is my friend & so I listened. She asked if I was home and I said yes and she begged me to make way to her home asap.  Had a quick shower, slapped on what I could grab & drove over to her's. I arrived, parked & spotted her and the first thing that came to my mind was "God no- her husband is dead. I hurried up to her nace lafiya? Hadiza can be melodramatic at-times and she just sat on the floor and started another Choir of crying. In my mind, I was like darnnnn, she is such a drama queen! The security guard came over, and I said Malam Hassan ko kasan lafiya and he said no. I picked my girl up and her dankwali and ushered her inside. I wanted to know what was going on. She looked at me and said, Hafsy can you imagine what he did to me? I said who? I wanted to know was what was going on. She turned and said to me, your cousin  is getting married. Bhoi, was I shocked. WHAT? Wai daurin aure next month. I taught Hadiza has gone bananas! Then it hit me hard: It's true!! All I came out with was kan-uba! She burst into chorus and I had to offer a leaning shoulder. I stared at my keys gob-smacked; I taught which would be better? Kill the traitor first, then the girl he wants to marry or better yet, kill them together on the wedding day if its ever to hold. What was more annoying was that Hadiza was still amarya herself.....ko lallen hannunta be gama fita ba........yayi mata halin Mazaaaaa!!!

I said Dee, is your husband in office? She was non-responsive but started saying no wonder he changed, no wonder he was rude, no wonder he re-vamped the other apartment, no wonder this no wonder that! I felt like slapping all the damn speculations off her mouth. Just answer me because I already got me a plan. Her aunt & cousins cameby but boi was I charged!! I told them I had to run on a quick errand for my mum, ai sai office dinshi. Spotted his car, thanked God & spotted his driver eating kolanut and chatting up groundnut girl. He spotted me & came over saying ranki ya dade! I look him up & down, den down and up, nace dalla yi ma mutane shiru, munafiki, kai kake tuka uban gidanka zuwa zance. I wasted no time in finishing him, mugu-mugu style.

Made my entrance straight to Hadiza's husbands office. One yeye girl who from the looks of it was another random secretary: asked her if her oga dey, she said yes but I had to wait for her to make a call to authorise my entrance. Nace Tabdi! Wannan bata san halina ba. I looked at her and said, woman hold your tongue or today will be the last day you wear that badge and glorify that seat you holding. I barged into his office & spotted the geezer. He had this big welcome smile & said: a'a su malama Hafsy yau kune a garin as he may have taught I was accompanied by his wife, he asked, ina mutuniyar taki? Nace wacce? Wanda zakai mata kishiya? I was so annoyed, at least don't hide it, wife has right to know. "Addini yace sai uwargima ma ta yadda" and we have gone past times when "wifey will carry oil or hot water burn man if he was getting a new wife". Anyway, di kine finish, I take finish di guy ehn!! I washam from head to toe. Nayi mishi kacha-kacha na tafi  & he couldn't even say jack let alone explain because apology wasn't even an option. My cousin and I stopped talking even yan uwa suka kasa shiryamu.

Upon all that wallahi it didn't stop him.........matsiyacin sai da yayi auren. Aka kuma debo mana wata sadaka yallah yar shekara 19.  The day she was stepping into the house mmhmmmmmm, aka kawo ta, tun daga gate muke jin budah da wake-wake. Come and see us, Hadiza cousins all those youn'unz suka zuba kallon wulakanci on amarya & her people, mudai we were pretending to smile and welcome the bride. The bride and her entourage suka gama munafurcinsu, na bada amanar ta a hannunmu aka baga biki aka watse. Hadiza, mannnnnnnn!, I pitied her that day. Mudai muna ta bata hakuri, apply more foundation, blushers and eye pencil to hide her swollen red eyes. To conclude, after like 6months the amarya started displaying some unreasonable behaviour, attitudeeeeeeeeeee! Foul tarbiyya I suppose! End of it all, she got 3 TALAQS, DIVORCED. And Hadiza is still with him, forgave & still respects him. Hausawanku na fadan cewa: Da tsohuwar zuma ake magani (*winks*). Now she does what she feels like, kuma dole ya lallabata. He no fit do anything. Yayi auren bai jin dadinshi ba (Allah ya kara). Amarya da aka auro an sake ta. Hadiza da ta dauki so da kauna ta mallaka ma mijinta, daya tashi rashin mutunci ya dapko mata kishiya.

So true are you words Husna, wasu mazan ba yan goyo bane. >:(

I remember my cousin telling his friend who was also getting his wife a mate wai "mhmmmm ba kishin uwar gida za'a ji dashi ba, kaji tsoron kishin kawayen uwargida...........Nace oho dai, kwace-kwacen ka.....aka debo tsintacciyar mage. Gobe ya kara ;D

Can someone please summarise the story above?
I still cannot read it,like its tooooooo long.

Poor girl!! Allah Yayi mata gyadar doguwa!! Allah Ya kare gaba. The problem with this is that u cant trust the husband again not to try a second time though maybe this time hin go give long waiting period..... 'yar farar fatar nan ce ta girgiza shi hala....

GGNK, I advise u read the tory. its very interesting, u will finish in two minutes flat!! It will also give u an idea of love as the triumph of imagination over intelligence!!

GGNK, i have read the story from the beginning to the end
find below your summary:

This guy and that girl,
They are in love for a long period of time
Years of courtship, frm High School - Undergraduate - Postgraduate and andd.....
At last, he married her.

Out of blue - wai zai yi mata abokiyar zama (referred to as kishiya by my sisters).
My sisters alledged that wannan wai "Rashin Mutunci ne" or cin amana

At last "Bakin mutane yayi wa amaryar yawa"
Aure ya mutu "Kurmus" poor amarya.

Su Hafsy ai ba wasa (I fear you).

Sin - Waw - Ra - Takuri.

Lol we know where ur sympathies lie  hahahaha  ;D
Amma fi sabillillahi Dan Borno, a dubi Allah da ma aikinsa a fadi gaskiya. Kai za ka iya yin haka? Da ga ka auri yarinya ko shekara bakuyi ba sai kuma kayi mata kishiya? What message does that send about the uwargidan? That she is not a good woman to the extent that before ur first anniversary u see fit to bring another one? Haba this is cin amana of the first order!! U wouldnt like it if  a girl u were planning on marrying has another suitor coming to see her would u? And that is even bfor she is pronounced mrs dan borno!! So how much more if  she were yr wife? Ku maza ba kwa la akari da cewa mata have feelings as well and that ku maza are worse when it comes to exhibiting jealousies. Mu dai mata sai hakuri kurum since either way ba mafuta in ba hakurin nan ba, especially if the wife loves the husband very much.

Lets assume this scenario:

The guy and the lady have been friends/lovers since
high school, and now they have just graduated from
the University and out they go in search of greener
pasture.  Both have promised they did get married as
soon as they have settled down.

The guy secured a job and is doin fine, built a house,
buys a car, and lives happily.

Now in his new world, he saw a lady that he thinks
will give him everything in this world "hapiness" "love"
"satisfaction" etc.

He did want to shift his love from the first lady, but
LOL, he taught its unfair, he has promised her,
alternatively, he decided to marry both of them
one at a time so as not to "CI AMANANTA".

After marrying the first one, pressure came from
the second lady (Dont forget she also loves him
and he loves her too).

Saboda Allah me laifinsa a ana?
In life you come to meet different people
As you grow older, your likes and dislikes also grow with you.

Watakila matar sa ta farko lacks something he really likes.

Ni dai ban ga wani abin CIN AMANA ba anan.
Afterall there is no any agreement that If i marry you
i will not marry another wife until after a certain lokaci.

I have not defied my religion!!!
I have not defied my culture!!!!
I satisfied my conscience and save the life of another lady?????????????

Amma kuma he didnt meet the second until he was Honda Accorded and Mecedes Benzed ko ba haka ba? And the first love of his life (the first wife) stayed loyal to him even during his pre beetle volkswagen days (maybe the days when he was acaba-ed or sayyadar sa biyu ke kai da komowa da shi). But she saw nothing wrong with that. And maybe there was a hamshakin Alhaji on the side who is not only accorded and benzed, he is also audied and lexused and rolls royced and parked nr Aso villa and dying to make her his mrs... But she closed her eyes to all that, becos she loved this beetled one!

So now he secures a job, is doing fine, built a house, buys a car and lives happily. Now in his new world, he sees a lady that he thinks will give him everything in this world Happiness, love satisfaction etc...(BUTULCI!!)  Why does he think she could give him all this? Because he can "afford" to think so!! But if he wasnt jobbed, housed carred would he think about another woman? NO!! Definitely not. He will try and stick to the one who shows him genuine love which is priceless (remember at that junction, he cant afford pricey love!). But now he can put a price on love so he goes looking for a seller; a seller of love and fair skin to the high bidder.
What i think happened was that he married his first wife out of genuine love. Then he fell in lust with this fair skinned siren, and u know how u men go all gaga over a bit of white flesh...... He could afford her obviously becos he is now oven ready turkey. Just bung into the oven and enjoy!! No hassles to go through before he is ready to be eaten (or fleeced more likely) and she is probably high maintenance which adds to her attraction and 'exclusivity', cos he certainly would have had to look from afar and lust after (look but dont touch!) in his pre beetle days.

'must have, I can afford, must have', just drums through his head, to the extent that he ignores all entreaties (from wifey) damnations and threats (from Hafcy  ;D) and goes ahead and does the deed. After the deed, he realizes that 'all that glitters is not gold', and her true colors began to blacken his horizon and therefore kuku 'talaq' 'talaq' 'talaq' and thanks his stars that his tsohuwar zuma is still as fresh and sweet as ever.

Anyway Dan Borno as u soon go dey add mrs number 2, I understand why yr sympathies must lie with number 2  ;D

Quote from: HUSNAA on March 12, 2007, 01:58:05 PM
Amma kuma he didnt meet the second until he was Honda Accorded and Mecedes Benzed ko ba haka ba?

Wannan kuma ai it is ordained by Allah.

Quote from: HUSNAA on March 12, 2007, 01:58:05 PM
So now he secures a job.

Kin san sometimes ana ba mutum job on condition that you will marry my daughter (may be he is fulfilling his own part of agreement)

Quote from: HUSNAA on March 12, 2007, 01:58:05 PM
Anyway Dan Borno as u soon go dey add mrs number 2, I understand why yr sympathies must lie with number 2  ;D

Madam, sai an fallashe ni ne kuma? But my case is quiet different
with this ambitious gentleman. ;D

You know,this reminds me of another true story.
This guy was the only one among his friends that wasnt married and the pressure was building on him to also get married.Anyway,he wasnt really ready to settle down but had to give in to family and friends.So he went to his hometown and found a nice religious girl from a good background and tied the knot.Barely five months later he started coming home at 4 am.And so it went.Matar dai ta hakura .Toh ya zata yi daga aure ta fito ga kuma ciki?
Anyway to cut story short ashedai yana da wata matar a waje wadda bata yi fitting din mace da ya kamata a aura as ta farko ba(irin 'yan barikin nan).So he went back and ya ci gaba da harkar sa.Bayan yan shekaru dai ya koma ya aure ta as 2nd wife kuma he told 1st wife wai dama can bai aure ta bane saboda a lokacin bai ci a ce ya aure ta ba as matar shi ta farkon ba.
So i guess men dont really care either way.Its just what they want and to hell with mace and her feelings.

Im guessing Dan Borno is going to support mutumin as yanzu shima fa tunda zai yi kari duk wani abu da ya shafi karin mata is o.k.
Hmmn?

why una dey pick on my friend?Dis issue is really touch and go with the ladies,reason takes flight and emotion becomes firmly lodged as a substitute.Now i'm not saying they have no reason to be emotional but at the end of the day,men have their way and women have their say.It beggars belief really the extent they could go.A lady once told me that if it is possible she would abrogate the verse permitting polygamy,and she is well educated,boko da arabiyya, hijab 24/7 and in London,ga hankali,da kunya.Another one said she prefers her husband to be "playing away match" than have a co mate.
Don't know......i'm @ a loss :-\

Quote from: alkanawi on March 12, 2007, 11:50:06 PM

Don't know......i'm @ a loss :-\

Hmmn.U shud be.You are a man.Lost.

Quote from: alkanawi on March 12, 2007, 11:50:06 PM
A lady once told me that if it is possible she would abrogate the verse permitting polygamy,and she is well educated,boko da arabiyya, hijab 24/7 and in London,ga hankali,da kunya.Another one said she prefers her husband to be "playing away match" than have a co mate.
Don't know......i'm @ a loss :-\

Allah SWT Rules Alone. He Doesnt Share His Creations with another deity.

So u c...... 

Quote from: alkanawi on March 12, 2007, 11:50:06 PM
Don't know......i'm @ a loss :-\

I know........i'm neverataloss. How do u do?  ;D

Abokina, kamanta dasu, everything has economic importance.
A friend of mine in   Bauchi just took a second wife, 2 months after,
the "uwargida" felt sick "very serious one".  Wallahi it was the amarya
who took over everything in the house.  She takes care of the
uwargida, cook food for her and her 7 children, takes care of her bedroom.
Infact ko wajen kwana ma she tried to create some dabara how the
Oga go do am.

Now, uwargida da ta warke, she is on the top campaigning that men
should marry at least two wives - because she has seen the advantages.

This reminds me of the other side of the story.  The guy (a senior relative)
He has only one madam with about 8 children. Unfortunately, one their way
from Kaduna they got accident and the madam got paralysis. 
Da yake taga go-no-go she brought in her friend to marry the guy
and they live happily. 

Kodashike whatever i said, already these people Hakuri da Pipa iya have
branded me.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 13, 2007, 08:52:30 AM
Abokina, kamanta dasu, everything has economic importance.
A friend of mine in   Bauchi just took a second wife, 2 months after,
the "uwargida" felt sick "very serious one".  Wallahi it was the amarya
who took over everything in the house.  She takes care of the
uwargida, cook food for her and her 7 children, takes care of her bedroom.
Infact ko wajen kwana ma she tried to create some dabara how the
Oga go do am.

Now, uwargida da ta warke, she is on the top campaigning that men
should marry at least two wives - because she has seen the advantages.

This reminds me of the other side of the story.  The guy (a senior relative)
He has only one madam with about 8 children. Unfortunately, one their way
from Kaduna they got accident and the madam got paralysis. 
Da yake taga go-no-go she brought in her friend to marry the guy
and they live happily. 

Kodashike whatever i said, already these people Hakuri da Pipa iya have
branded me.

Hmmm, what are da chances of these happening?? Infact it is very

likely dat the amarya wud come in and start calling uwargidan gurguwa

or even start doing all sorts of makirci in da house because she knows

uwargidan is powerless. I'm glad they r happy and they've worked things

out tho, makes the world a better place.

*singing* ~ Uwargida ran gida, Shabba yana miki rawa ~  8)  8)  8)  8)

But seriously, da people dont all handle pressure da same way. What's a

piece of cake for one might be a big deal to another.

Quote from: precious on March 12, 2007, 11:30:49 PM

So i guess men dont really care either way.Its just what they want and to hell with mace and her feelings.

Thank you o! My sister. They have no idea what it does to the woman psychologically.

Su dai kawai dan suna so shikenan. They don't know what it'll do to her self esteem.

Women dont think like men fa. Kawai da poor lady wud start thinking maybe she's not

good enough...All her efforts a banza... Then she'd be frustrated, then depressed...she'd

tell him she doesnt feel good about da whole issue...he'd say kawai ita tana kishi ne

shiyasa...then she'd start acting differently... Then he'd say dama ba ta da tarbiyya ...

then fight! fight!! fight!!! in da end his mouth wud run like water, those dreaded words x 3;...

.... "na sake ki" "na sake ki" "na sake ki" ...

The end...dum, dum dum, another one bites da dust!

Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 13, 2007, 08:52:30 AM
Kodashike whatever i said, already these people Hakuri da Pipa iya have
branded me.

Lol Dan Borno nothing of the kind... hakuri and Pipa indeed...

You are true to yr gender that is all. All male spp were created with polygamous inclinations. We are not saying dont marry more than 1 wife. Mu mun isa muje against dokar Allah? Amma just follow the sharudda that is all. If u want to marry more than 1, marry them both at once. The prophet did that I think ko? Nana Aisha and Nana Sauda? Correct me if I am wrong though. 

Somehow, I dont think two women married at once to the same man will face the psychological problems faced by she who has the territory first all to her self and then has to share it after a little while with someone else. The point here being that before the nikaa, both women are aware that they are not exclusive therefore they go prepared to share. If ofcourse one doesnt agree to the sharing, she doesnt participate in the first instance...Well I dont know.

Bayan haka, kuma if a man marries for the first time, let him give himself a gap of five yrs before an addition is made ko ba haka ba?

As to the one whom precious mentioned wanda yake da 'yar bariki and thought he couldnt marry her in the first instance... what rubbish! If he couldnt make her his first wife why make her his wife at all? That is no excuse on his part!! Because clearly ya ci amanar  both the two women. His first wife, he married to please his family. That is why he went and got the very opposite of the other woman he was dillydallying with and he clearly doesnt love her from how the story unfolds.

Unfortunately however, we women have a propensity for falling in love with a man once we get to marry him and begin to appreciate him. So he breaks the heart of this innocent girl by continuing his dalliance with his mistress and then to rub salt to injury, he marries the mistress. But he should have defied his family in the first case and married his mistress in the face of opposition and let this girl get some other man who would whole heartedly love her.
Time they say, eases all things. Eventually the mistress as the first wife will gain acceptance within the family circle, especially if she is a good woman, since her living in sin doesnt necessarily translate to her being bad as well.

Kai kuma alkanawi da kake cewa reason takes flight and emotions lodged in as substitute, wasnt it a man who burnt down the city of Troy and killed all its inhabitants to get back his runaway wife?. Indeed reason takes flight and emotions lodge in, but this happens with men rather than with women, and the consequences can be devastating as in the above case.
PS. Bfor u say this is mythology, let me say that the city of Troy has been excavated by archaeologists so there truth in the story.

Quote from: HUSNAA on March 13, 2007, 05:05:34 PM
Amma just follow the sharudda that is all. If u want to marry more than 1, marry them both at once.

Hajia thanks for the advice,infact i go try for "hat trick"  8)

Quote from: HUSNAA on March 13, 2007, 05:05:34 PM
Bayan haka, kuma if a man marries for the first time, let him give himself a gap of five yrs before an addition is made ko ba haka ba?

As for my friend, i can authoritatively vouch that not only has he passed the "5 years probation period" with flying colors,he also add some years "gyara" on that.So i think he is eminently qualified to add. ;D

Surprising how Alkanawi is seeking for a hattrick.
With all the economic and financial analysis and implications,i doubt if you are the right candidate for Polygamy  ;)

Quote from: gogannaka on March 20, 2007, 03:44:51 PM
Surprising how Alkanawi is seeking for a hattrick.
With all the economic and financial analysis and implications,i doubt if you are the right candidate for Polygamy  ;)

Allah ke ciyarwa, ko kuwa? Sometimes i find it funny how selfish women are when it comes to the issue of "kishiya". If a woman's sister is about to marry aa married man, they rally round her, fighting the man's wife and her family. A lokacin ne zaka ji su suna fadar "me ya sa baza ta aure shi ba? Ita ba mace bace? Ai shi mijin mata hudu?  Wato ta mallake shi, bata so wata ta zo taci arziki! To bata isa ba, sai an shigo gidan" ;D  Amma in 'yar su ko 'yar uwarsu za'a yiwa kishiya, sai kaji " Ai maza basu da mutunci. Sai da ta gama wahala dashi, sannan zai yo mata kishiya. Ita kuma marar kunya, mai kwacen miji, ta nace sai ta zo, to ta shigo mu gani. Ai ga gidan nan!." They are ready and happy when their sister(s) is/are getting married to a married man/men. Wannan ba rashin mutunci take yiwa 'yar uwarta mace ba. Amma su kada wata ta auri mijin su ko mazan 'yan-uwansu.

Mtzs. Very selfish. :(

Anya bakan Gizo ba  Tanko bane kai?  ;D ;D ;D

Ban gane "Tanko" ba! ;D Please explain pronto!

BK-G, thanks for reminding us this very important
point, i never thought of it, wallahi haka ne kuwa.
Ka tona musu asire and they want to change your
name to Tanko  ;D  ;D  ;D

So....i c! People...na who wan marry abeg? Fill me in? Amma ba a raba kain ba dai ko? Coz i gotta attend O..(all those chicken legs one can not afford to miss 'em) HUsnaa fill me in oh!

Lol no one's getting married!!  ;D Its that old argument that u were a part of once upon a time that took a different twist.
Oh I forgot! Hafsy is getting married, or is already.... check it out in one of the other threads

Quote from: precious on February 28, 2007, 02:40:13 PM
Cabdi jam!Amman dai marayun sunan nan da yawa.

lol precious kin fadi gaskiya.Marayu muna nan dayawa. Allah ya saka mana mu marayu. amin

Quote from: Fateez on March 13, 2007, 02:34:53 PM

Quote from: precious on March 12, 2007, 11:30:49 PM

So i guess men dont really care either way.Its just what they want and to hell with mace and her feelings.

Thank you o! My sister. They have no idea what it does to the woman psychologically.

Su dai kawai dan suna so shikenan. They don't know what it'll do to her self esteem.

Women dont think like men fa. Kawai da poor lady wud start thinking maybe she's not

good enough...All her efforts a banza... Then she'd be frustrated, then depressed...she'd

tell him she doesnt feel good about da whole issue...he'd say kawai ita tana kishi ne

shiyasa...then she'd start acting differently... Then he'd say dama ba ta da tarbiyya ...

then fight! fight!! fight!!! in da end his mouth wud run like water, those dreaded words x 3;...

.... "na sake ki" "na sake ki" "na sake ki" ...

The end...dum, dum dum, another one bites da dust!

Abun da ke bani mamaki da ke fati duk hakurin ki kuma ace ke anti-polygamy ce. Mun taba wannan argument din dake. Look at it daga point of view na mazan mana.mu mata sai dai hakuri. Kinsan wani abu, bana tsoron kishiya, ta zo tayi ta balain ta. Ta gaji ta daina. tunda dai ina son mijina zan iya tolerating. kuma Allah ya ce su auri har 4 in har zai yi adalci. Maganar Bakangizo hakkun. Hafsa Allah ba da zama lafiya

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on March 28, 2007, 11:40:46 AM
Ban gane "Tanko" ba! ;D Please explain pronto!

Kana tsakiyar mata kenan, kokuwa an haife ka bayan an hayayyafi yara mata.
Sanin halayen matan ne da naga ka lakanta yasa na ce ko kai Tanko ne, having observed the behavior from yr sibling sisters!! ;D

Quote from: sisterr on April 14, 2007, 09:08:33 AMAbun da ke bani mamaki da ke fati duk hakurin ki kuma ace ke anti-polygamy ce. Mun taba wannan argument din dake. Look at it daga point of view na mazan mana.mu mata sai dai hakuri. Kinsan wani abu, bana tsoron kishiya, ta zo tayi ta balain ta. Ta gaji ta daina. tunda dai ina son mijina zan iya tolerating. kuma Allah ya ce su auri har 4 in har zai yi adalci. Maganar Bakangizo hakkun. Hafsa Allah ba da zama lafiya

Lol sister, kishiya fa ba tada dadi. Maza kuma ba sa iya adalci. Dole akwai wace tafi kwanta musu a rai, kuma yawanci ba mai yin hakurin ne da su ba. Wacce take yi musu yanga a cikin matan nasu, itace su ka fi zumudin ta. Amma kuma bayan haka, komai me wucewa ne, kuma a karshe halin mace da dabi'o'in ta ne ke sa ko miji yayi fatali da ita ko kuma ya rusuna mata.
Akwai kuma wata hikima ma wacce Allah Yasa a auren mace fiye da daya. Ita kanta macen ta fi son zama da mijin bayan yayi mata kishiya, fiye da inda ita kadai ce. Wannan ma baiwa ce da ga Allah da ke dada dunkule aure dan kada ya sukurkuce. Amma sai dai anyi hakuri din dai, tun da instinct din mace a farko shine ta fice ta bar gidan bayan anyi mata kishiyar ko gabanin yimata. Sai kuma daga baya tai ta nadama.

Quote from: sisterr on April 14, 2007, 09:08:33 AM
tunda dai ina son mijina zan iya tolerating. kuma Allah ya ce su auri har 4 in har zai yi adalci. Maganar Bakangizo hakkun. Hafsa Allah ba da zama lafiya

Sank yu beri much madam Sisterr, da ace zamu samu
irinki kamar uku, ai shike nan.

In view of the above, you are now appointed
as Commissioner Pro-Polygamy in this forum.

Wai in as sosa wa mutum inda yake masa kaikayi, sai ya mimmike ya shara ri barci, har da munshari da miyan barci, jefi jefi kuma a rika sakar hutu  ;D  ;D  ;D

Kai kai kai...wanna duka hakka...lol slow down mana Husnaa!

Quote from: sisterr on April 14, 2007, 09:08:33 AM

Abun da ke bani mamaki da ke fati duk hakurin ki kuma ace ke anti-polygamy ce. Mun taba wannan argument din dake. Look at it daga point of view na mazan mana.mu mata sai dai hakuri. Kinsan wani abu, bana tsoron kishiya, ta zo tayi ta balain ta. Ta gaji ta daina. tunda dai ina son mijina zan iya tolerating. kuma Allah ya ce su auri har 4 in har zai yi adalci. Maganar Bakangizo hakkun. Hafsa Allah ba da zama lafiya

Sister, i told you b4, it's not about being anti-polygamy. Who am I to go against

what Allah has made lawful? I am anti-injustice and pro women's rights. You of all

people should know why i dont recommend polygamy in this day and age. Look at

our Uncle Buzuzu's family. Saboda Allah is that a household u would want to be

brought up in? I have seen polygamy ruin people's lives and chances of happiness.

True there may be some benefits, but the disadvantages outweigh the advantages.

Times have changed, our grandparents or even parents might have been able to pull

it off successfully, but values are not the same now and people are not as good as

they used to be. Besides, I dont like the way some men abuse the right to marry more

than one woman. This may sound sad, but domestic violence (especially against women)

is still a really big issue in many communities in nigeria and many times its in polygamous

households. We might not see this in the urban areas but more in the rural communities.

Although we are in a "democratic" nation, there are areas where women are not respected,

treated like trash and turned into child popping machines and there's nothing they can do

about it. In this case, ploygamy is just one more way to render these women helpless.

Quote from: Fateez on April 24, 2007, 09:32:00 AM

I am anti-injustice and pro women's rights.

But it seems you only restricted yourself to issue of polygamy,]
women's right are countless, did you take your time to visit
Sabon Gari Layin Abedi?
Thousands of women needs your help.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on April 24, 2007, 10:20:32 AM

Quote from: Fateez on April 24, 2007, 09:32:00 AM

I am anti-injustice and pro women's rights.

But it seems you only restricted yourself to issue of polygamy,]

But Kam Bornoye, polygamy is what interests u the most where women's issues are concerned.

I think the problem all springs up from the scratch....courting. People tend to court their fiancees for just a few months and then decides that she is the right candidates that suits him, and aftr the marriage one thing or the other will make him to detest her and starts on counterplating of getting a substitute. Am not saying that u shud court ur fiancees for several years, uhn-uhn, even the religon forbids that, but a year or a year and a few months is enough!

There is also the issue of arranged marriage, that is so rampant in our society and is the no 1 catalyst for a polygamous setting. Thisis because arranged marriages will not give u the chance to know ur wife to be, i mean this is suppose to be ur life time partner for eternity, and somebody out there feels that he or she knows better which woman should suit u, i mean ...its absurd. Before u say "jack", the husband will resort to polygamy to marry the woman of his own choice.

There is this stupid ideology that i heard among our people that marriage is a thing of luck and a woman might make u rich while anoda will make u poor. This is i believe is the prime instigator that commits people in this part of the world in polygamous matrimony. Common people? Haba? I think its ridiculus, cause if ur poor, as u get married u keep on being poorer and poorer till u roam the streets. Allah ya kiyaye.

I will tell u why marriages dont last these days and it has nothing to do with the length of courtship. Some of the best marriages were made when the bride and groom saw each other for the first time on their wedding day.  So that debunks the theory of short or long courtships.
Number 1
Ba hakuri da juna
Number 2
the foundation of it was is on a false premise to begin with. Ppl pretend to be what they are not, and they cant keep up the pretence after marriage
Number 3
very few ppl marry a person for his/her piety.
Number 4.
Many attractive girls parade themselves before eligible (and married) men hoping to be wife no2 or above of Alhaji/Senator/honorable 'Wane'.
Number 5
many girls ba tarbiyya these days
Number 6
Many men are heartless these days.
kuma many men basu san ka idojin aure ba. Just a few of what is wrong with alakar maza da mata these days.

Lamarin Aure ai yanzu hakuri ne kawai, where ever you find yourself.
Men are men and will always be men, i mean they are the boss and nothing will change that.
Mace sai hakuri kawai, koda sau nawa zakice ai bai isaba, wallahi ya isa tunda any minute zai iyya cewa ya sakeki, ko yayiyo miki kishiya..... Hhmm! qadar mai wahala of course.
You have absolutely no control over those, no matter how much you try.

And ni this maganar kishiya dey bother me, any idea how to get rid of one   ??? ;D

Ni dai an hana ni magana on this particular topic. ???

Quote from: Dan-Borno on April 24, 2007, 10:20:32 AM

Quote from: Fateez on April 24, 2007, 09:32:00 AM

I am anti-injustice and pro women's rights.

But it seems you only restricted yourself to issue of polygamy,]
women's right are countless, did you take your time to visit
Sabon Gari Layin Abedi?
Thousands of women needs your help.

Hehe, trust me I'm not restricting myself to the issue of ploygamy.

But da subject in question on this page is polygamy isn't it? You see,

when a person asks a question you give them an answer on polygamy

- thats usually how it works.

Quote from: Fateez on April 24, 2007, 09:32:00 AM

I am anti-injustice and pro women's rights.

You are hereby appointed Federal Commissioner Women Affairs.

Quote from: Fateez on April 24, 2007, 09:32:00 AM

You of all people should know why i dont recommend polygamy in this day and age.

Where is Sheikul Islam wa Hujjatul Islam Bamalli - any fatwa on polygamy in this day and age?

Quote from: Myself on May 01, 2007, 10:45:30 PM
And ni this maganar kishiya dey bother me, any idea how to get rid of one   ??? ;D

Get rid? Why would you want to do that? ::) kina da mai taya ki aiki da hira da sauran su, kuma ki nemi "getting rid of her?" Ai kishiya ni'ima ne. Mata ne kawai don son rai suka ki su gane ko su yarda da haka. ;D

Quote from: Myself on May 01, 2007, 10:45:30 PM
Men are men and will always be men, i mean they are the boss and nothing will change that.

Thank u 8)
Oga D a samo mata post a cabinet din nan.

Alkanawi what do you know?.... lol
Wait till you get there, zaka sha mamaki....
Wata kila kazama mijin tace..... lol

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on May 03, 2007, 12:33:43 PM

kina da mai taya ki aiki da hira da sauran su

Dan Allah wa zai zauna yana hira da kishiya?

Quote from: alkanawi on May 03, 2007, 10:56:33 PM

Quote from: Myself on May 01, 2007, 10:45:30 PM
Men are men and will always be men, i mean they are the boss and nothing will change that.

Thank u 8)
Oga D a samo mata post a cabinet din nan.

Dear Mimun,

In view of this and that,
after thorough assessment of what you
are capable of doing in promoting the standard of men in society
this cabinet deems it fit to appoint you as its Hon. Minister
Against Gender Equality.

You are to report directly to the Office of Alkanawi the
Grand Commander of Kanoonline.

Once again congratulations.

Quote from: Myself on May 03, 2007, 11:53:45 PM

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on May 03, 2007, 12:33:43 PM

kina da mai taya ki aiki da hira da sauran su

Dan Allah wa zai zauna yana hira da kishiya?

Ai ka ji abin da ake son a kawar da tunanin ku daga gareshi :(  Kishiya is your friend. Not enemy. Not rival. Not competitor. Friend kawai. a hada kai a zauna lafiya.

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on May 04, 2007, 11:00:10 AMAi ka ji abin da ake son a kawar da tunanin ku daga gareshi :(  Kishiya is your friend. Not enemy. Not rival. Not competitor. Friend kawai. a hada kai a zauna lafiya.

How can kishiya be yr friend when the very meaning of the word kishi bashi da alaka da friendship?? ???

Quote from: HUSNAA on May 04, 2007, 12:18:55 PM
How can kishiya be yr friend when the very meaning of the word kishi bashi da alaka da friendship?? ???

Mindset, mindset. Why can't your rival be your friend? ot enemy. It's possible , even if it is "diplomatic friendship". Kuma ma ai mata ne suka danganta kalmar "kishi/kishiya" da matar da mijin su ya/zai aura. Asalin kalmar ba saboda mata aka ambace ta ba.

'Diplomatic friendship' is another term for munafunci lol   ;D

Bakan gizo, kishiya can never be friend, duk yadda kuka kai ga darawa
tabaka nabaka kawai kake gani, ta cikin kuma is poisonous.

MYSELF i c u r being yourself. HOHA u said it, kishiya is ur prob lol I thot u wil advice women 2 accept kishiyas. Come n marry me then m a one woman man (laugh). As-tangafirlah, if m a woman i wouldnt really be bothered with that. Sunnah ce.

there are millions of women out there if men dont marry more than one, lot will be unmarried or do u rather see them flirtin around probably wit ur men n u know da consequenses. In this world: AIDs, other STDs, povery, ill-mannered children and so on.

Pls let us marry more women and one tipper of kwarkwaras if possible.

Kai ibb, who told you am not married? and even if am not then how do you know I'm your age mate?
Lil respect to the women please, or i will call nene to come and sort you out.....

Kuma ba cewa nayi kar ayi kishiyaba, wacece ni a sunnar annabi (saw)?
All i say i don't want one.
Kuma i knew there are lot of men out there who choose to have one wife only.

Quote from: Myself on May 09, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
Kai ibb, who told you am not married? and even if am not then how do you know I'm your age mate?
Lil respect to the women please, or i will call nene to come and sort you out.....

Kuma ba cewa nayi kar ayi kishiyaba, wacece ni a sunnar annabi (saw)?
All i say i don't want one.
Kuma i knew there are lot of men out there who choose to have one wife only.

To Hajjaju, it seems there are many of us who are versed in this marriage issue, obviously married themselves, so for we that are not married..yet, wut advice will you guys gives so as not to step in the wrong lane?

Quote from: Myself on May 09, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
Kai ibb, who told you am not married? and even if am not then how do you know I'm your age mate?
Lil respect to the women please, or i will call nene to come and sort you out.....

Kuma ba cewa nayi kar ayi kishiyaba, wacece ni a sunnar annabi (saw)?
All i say i don't want one.
Kuma i knew there are lot of men out there who choose to have one wife only.

Age is nothing but a number. Remember? No one told me u r not married. U can be my second wife u know i will make sure i take equal care of u both

Ladies and Gentlemen

By ze fawa confer on me by Hon. Alkanawi and GGNK
the two most trusted and uncorruptible leaders,
I hereby rule out that as from now henceforth
only those who validly married should contribute
on any thread concerning polygamy.

In view of ze above, all persons concern should
take note and adhere strictly.

Quote from: Myself on May 09, 2007, 01:05:42 PM
Kuma ba cewa nayi kar ayi kishiyaba, wacece ni a sunnar annabi (saw)?
All i say i don't want one.

You agree it is "sunnar annabi", but you don't want/like it :o ::) Where does that leave you? Ayi hattara dai mata, kada tsananin kishi ya jawo kuyi barna.

Lol Bakan Gizo
To kuma ka manta polygamy, sunnace kawai, ba wajibiba? Yinshi barinsa ba laifi bane.
Auren dayan nan shine dole, sauran sun taho da condition mai tsanani, wanda inkana mai tsoro sosai
zaisa kace na hakura da dayata kawai.
Maza sun maida abin easy ne kawai to their advantage, su tara mata suna kishi akansu,
su kuma suna shekar iska mai dadi wai su maza......hehe! sun manta da hakokin tara matan.
Hhm! BGizo ga duk kan alamu hudu kake sunyi....lol

Quote from: Myself on May 28, 2007, 11:30:12 PM
Lol Bakan Gizo
To kuma ka manta polygamy, sunnace kawai, ba wajibiba? Yinshi barinsa ba laifi bane.
Auren dayan nan shine dole, sauran sun taho da condition mai tsanani, wanda inkana mai tsoro sosai
zaisa kace na hakura da dayata kawai.
Maza sun maida abin easy ne kawai to their advantage, su tara mata suna kishi akansu,
su kuma suna shekar iska mai dadi wai su maza......hehe! sun manta da hakokin tara matan.
Hhm! BGizo ga duk kan alamu hudu kake sunyi....lol

That is so true Myself!

Haba malama Myself. Ina ni ina mata hudu? In kai su ina? A halin kakanikayi da Nigeria ke ciki? Ke dai bari inyi biyu tukun ;D

Lol Bgizo
Good luck then... Da daya da biyu ake kai iyyaka,... Hhm, Maza! kunji dadin ku  :)

i've noticed sumthin about muda's writing............whey hey its frofa english ;D

Ni ma I noticed the change  sometime back, but forgot to comment or maybe i did i cant remember. It must be really tiring to write in zat porm op in fro fa inglishi   ;D

Oh, Mudas classic writing, which always make me skipped his posts.... lol
Well muda keep it to our level please.....  ;D

Yuo guys are missin' it right? Well you gotta be kiddin' me...lol

The thing is i got tired of countless complaints that it gives people difficulty in reading them, so i decided to move on and get enrolled in a proper Advance English Speaking classes and worked hard to improve and voila...but if u need some classical change ...i can always u know...lol

Kanoonline meeting when is it pls? Ko an daina ne?

It seemed to have stopped long ago. Anyway, I've never heard of one held since I joined the forum. Maybe the organizers no longer around, or couldn't be bothered again. Lack of interest, you know. But I'd love it, sha! Would be quite nice to have one.

Someone should move the motion for the realisation of the next kanoonline gathering.

I move the motion...

I support

Seconded!

By the powers confered on me and considering
the motion as moved by BakanGizo, supported
by IBB and Seconded by Hon. GGNK.  I therefore
ask Hon. Speaker Alkanawi to mention a convenient
and suitable date for the above moved motion.

Dont bother that speaker will take ages before he replies. M taking a break sef everytime i log in to post a reply i will realised only few members replied so i had to hold on 4 more replies. c yah in 3days

To let someone move the motion for the impeachment of ALKN from any post on Kanoonline.

Ggnaka do u want the position i will vote 4 u

Yau naga butulci a fili, GGNK moving a motion for
the impeachment of Alkanawi - wow, politics
No permanent friend and no permanent enemy.

Ok oya move the motion and lets see who
will second it.

Um Um.
In the world today the trend is that women are taking over the mantle(s) of leadership so
i would suggest a woman be nominated for the post.

Dan borno i didn't move a motion o! I just gave an advice.
Kai har yanzu ba ka cinye Ghana must go din ka bane?  :-X

Dont try to be modest Ale Goga. If u want it no problem we are behind you. Gogan-naka for Speaker 2007

Ale Goga u no tell the member say i meet u for Hi5

Hi5 kuma?

Are you stalking me?

Ba ni bane.

An sace wandon ka ko? Lol!

Why are you wasting your time discussing vote, nomination etc? Someone should just do the PDP style and announce the result and the (s)elected Speaker. Voting or no voting.

Quote from: gogannaka on June 12, 2007, 11:29:41 AM
Hi5 kuma?

Are you stalking me?

Ba ni bane.

Ba kai bane? That means i gotta redo my research.

Iam appointed by Kanoonline secret committee to research and report on any member seeking office in konline. so any member interested in any office should start acting right

Sannun ka  "Nuhu Ribadu"

IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 12, 2007, 02:40:08 PM
Why are you wasting your time discussing vote, nomination etc? Someone should just do the PDP style and announce the result and the (s)elected Speaker. Voting or no voting.

No no no bakan gizo,
We'll do that (PDP style election).
Amma ka san we need to show that we are democratic even if we are not.
Who's your candidate?

 :-X wai what is happening?
GGNK and Alkanawi have you
relieved me of my appointment
as the Chief of Staff?

Naga IBB sai wani zumudi zumudi
yake yi, wai shi an bashi ikon bada
appointment! abeg commot for their.

This is purely political appointment
and it is on record that you are
guilty of Anti-Party during the campaign
days - uuufffff u go pls.

I am still in charge.

No Vacancy, Kanoonline Republic
has not yet lift embargo on any
appointment.

IBB is out to make money
ne kawai. kar ku yarda.

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on June 13, 2007, 10:46:30 AM
Sannun ka  "Nuhu Ribadu"

Thank you bro. if u have any contribution you are highly welcome

Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!

I appreciate your interest for working in my department. Can you be able to come for an interview tomorrow. Thank you. IBB

Quote from: Dan-Borno on June 14, 2007, 07:46:15 PM
:-X wai what is happening?
GGNK and Alkanawi have you
relieved me of my appointment
as the Chief of Staff?

Naga IBB sai wani zumudi zumudi
yake yi, wai shi an bashi ikon bada
appointment! abeg commot for their.

This is purely political appointment
and it is on record that you are
guilty of Anti-Party during the campaign
days - uuufffff u go pls.

I am still in charge.

No Vacancy, Kanoonline Republic
has not yet lift embargo on any
appointment.

IBB is out to make money
ne kawai. kar ku yarda.

Ale Dan Borno why are you harrasing me? I'm doing my job. At the moment my office has not identify any irregularities in you department, so i'm enjoying you to corporate with me to carry out an excellent service to this our beloved forum.

Therefore I'm kindly requesting you provide my staff every access necessary to your files and accounts. thank you for your corporation . IBB

Hello members n visitors can you kindly go to Announcement section of the General board. I opened a room (Attention.... Online class room) can u please read n post you comments n suggestions. Thank u

Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!

Dumbledore's Army...thats the spirit

By the way u guys are just dashing unaselves post and positions in the forum, na so ba? Ok! I am the self-imposed Great over seear of the republic of kanoonline, I am the mouse and the cursor, I am the copy and paste, I am the post and reply, so anyody with the intentions to do anything has to pass thru me first, *some goro will be accepted*...!

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on June 17, 2007, 09:55:12 AM



I am the self-imposed Great over seear of the republic of kanoonline, I am the mouse and the cursor, I am the copy and paste, I am the post and reply, so anyody with the intentions to do anything has to pass thru me first, *some goro will be accepted*...!

Thank God you are not the Quote. I enjoy you to do your job with honesty and fear of my office. The Office of the Great Over Seear is under my observation any Goro taken will lead to public disgrace online and offline so beware

My Fellow Forumite.

I am compelled by necessity this morning to
announce my immediate resignation from the
fold of the Executive Arm of this great Republic.

This has been gingered by the way IBB and
Mudacris are fighting over my position, which
i was dully appointed by the Honourable
Alkanawi-GGNK Godfearing Government.

In view of the fact that both Mudacris and
IBB are first timers in handling affairs of state,
I wish to honourably put down my resignation
so as not to mix up my profession and dirty
politics of "WAWURA DA BABAKERE PEOPLES
PARTY"

With due apology to all my supporters and those
who I have worked tirelessly to make this union
a great one, I say thank you.

And to IBB and Mudacriss, I say, carry on, but
fear Allah most and stop collecting "goro" and
what else.

Signed
DAN-BORNO

Dan borno i'm sorry to say that your resignation is not approved.

The terms of your employment do not give you the liberty to resign.
Abi u no be conc politician?
Sun baka tsoro ne?

Refer your case to the commitee on justice.

Dont worry continue your good work.

Quote from: Fateez on June 13, 2007, 05:36:45 PM


IBB, I'm interested in a job with the secret committee!!!!!!!!!!

I have experience with stalking and prying into peoples lives!!

I feel I'd be good 4 da job!

Send your resume only to the appropriate channels.
Beware of ppl like IBB and Muda and any1 that will ask for your money.
They usually call it administrative charges.

Dan borno kindly look at her resume,i think she's a professional stalker.
In the terms of service,pls dont give her the priviledge of stalking officials
and also keep a close eye on her cos she might decide to sell the confidential info to dem_ _ _ (ka gane ko?)

So carry on!

Quote from: gogannaka on June 23, 2007, 01:31:10 PM
Dan borno i'm sorry to say that your resignation is not approved.
So carry on!

In view of the above, IBB and Muda, you are hereby
declared persona non grata and should within 48 hrs
state in less than 1 paragraph why disciplinary action
should not be taken against both of you.

In addition, IBB is hereby transfered to Nigerian Railway
Corporation - Bajoga Sub-Unit in charge of rail repairs.
Meanwhile, Muda is under strict supervision and should
not be allowed to tamper with any secret official doc.

Fateez
After perusing through your cv and the general
recommendation from Hon. GGNK, you are hereby
Appointed Group Managing Director of the Kano
Online Stalking and Prying Commission.  You are to
start job with immediate effect.

You to keep an eye on Muda and report back
to GGNK pls.

Dan-Borno
Chief of Staff (reincarnated)

Welldone Dan borno,

Send your Motivational demands ASAP so that i will raise the issue during the next board meeting.
Welldone.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on June 18, 2007, 08:50:14 AM

I am compelled by necessity this morning to
announce my immediate resignation from the
fold of the Executive Arm of this great Republic.

This has been gingered by the way IBB and
Mudacris are fighting over my position, which
i was dully appointed by the Honourable
Alkanawi-GGNK Godfearing Government.

Yo, Hold on hold on hold on, wait a minute... who d hell is sprinkling sand in my gari? Dan-Borno make u take your time O! because it can get ugly here, i am the grand overseer of the republic of kanoonline, like i said before, i am the mouse and the cusor, the copy and paste, the post and reply, so how can positions be giving in kanoonline without my consultation?

Incase u dont know, i was and has been the Great Overseer since 2005 during the All Onliners People's Party Regime, i have Kanolicious and Hausanicious and Dante as my protege, now when was another election conducted without my knowledge? Am very sure that it is that GGNK that is instrumenting all these mess so as to create chaos due to his loss of a decent administrative seat in the governement in 2005, so he is in dire need to dislocate my cabinet at all means.

You dont have to retire so soon, we need people like you in the cabinet, if it is goro you seek, you are welcome to join us, but do not inculcate a feeling of disloyalty among my brethrens or i shall summon kanolicious to deal with such superflous character immediately. And do not forget the goro, i repeat do not forget the goro!

The grand Overseer has spoken!

Muda, thank you for your kind words
and I am not going to retire, since my
services are highly needed.

However, being the mouse and the cursor
will be too much for you, its good you
divide your duty for efficiency sake.

I remain loyal - the Grand Overseer.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on July 05, 2007, 09:58:32 AM
Muda, thank you for your kind words
and I am not going to retire, since my
services are highly needed.

However, being the mouse and the cursor
will be too much for you, its good you
divide your duty for efficiency sake.

I remain loyal - the Grand Overseer.

Yauwwa....now your speaking....so what would you like to be given?

I wonder is this gossip? Sound like discussion to me. Any new good gossip m alone no 1 can hear us n promise not to tell

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on July 06, 2007, 09:31:56 PM
Yauwwa....now your speaking....so what would you like to be given?

Irrevocable Yerima (only heir to the throne)
to the Grand Overseer of the Republic of kanoonline
and nothin else.

I most confess that you are very greedy Dan Borno, that seat is too hot for you, however i will  leave that request of yours for international suggestion pending consultations with other supremacies!

Grand overseer?
That's S danyaro. Are u planning to stage a coup on him ne? Did he say he wants an heir? Lol! you are pushing him to early retirement bfor he is ready! Classic manoevres of heirlings during sibling power struggles... push  pops out of the way.. make way for enforced inheritance!!!

TO BA A KANO ONLINE BA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Until Admin is ready to reliquish his grand overseeing chores, there will be no entertaining any thoughts of who is to inherit after him....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I cant get the crime i have committed.

Check this out:

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on July 01, 2007, 10:16:25 AM

i was and has been the Great Overseer since 2005 during the All Onliners People's Party Regime,

The grand Overseer has spoken![/color]

and then

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on July 06, 2007, 09:31:56 PM
Yauwwa....now your speaking....so what would you like to be given?

Quote from: Dan-Borno on July 09, 2007, 09:59:03 AM
Irrevocable Yerima (only heir to the throne)
to the Grand Overseer of the Republic of kanoonline
and nothin else.

I just responded to the Grand Overseers request.

Wai  Rivalry ne tsakanin ku kai da muda haka? To anyway Muda had better change that grand overseer title. That belongs to admin  only.. shi adda wuka da nama anan...... ;D

*Ingoring Husnaa* Alryght Dee Bee, u have been granted the post of the Irrevocable Yerima, as long as u remain loyal to the decrees of the republic, lets join hands and together we shall maintain law and order reformatively at ease!!!

Although very new to Kline, I wish to express my interest as the irrevocable yerima to the grand overseer.

Quote from: kangadi on July 14, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
Although very new to Kline, I wish to express my interest as the irrevocable yerima to the grand overseer.

Kai kai kai kai!!!! Wannan wace irin tsokana ce? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. lallai Ka san abinda ka taka...
I'm outta here(http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v185/MemoryLane/bolt.gif)

Quote from: kangadi on July 14, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
Although very new to Kline, I wish to express my interest as the irrevocable yerima to the grand overseer.

And u are?

Tamberam!!!!

What is happening and who are you?
Who gave you VISA to even make a
post in this Kline?

Muda, or is this your new trick to
tanish my dream of being the sole
Yerima by introducing Kangadi,
Kangadi in Kanuri language is 'Kaho"

To, let me categorically state that this
position is not out for everybody and
is meant for all.

In view of the above, you shoould
with immediate effect withdraw your
request and tender an apology to
Yerima Dan-Borno the only heir to
the throne of the Grand Overseer.

And, if you did not comply withing
48 hours, consider your VISA rejected
and will be deported back to wherever
you come from.

  ya tuba yallabai!  ;D

Cooloo temper my broda, haba...how can u just evaporate your anger on a newbie, kangida be his name abi? Dont worry, The Grand Overseer is lenient to his people!

What's the 411 y'all? Dish it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *reclines in my beach chair,sips frappachino,waits in anticipation*

He he you guys, dont confuse me mana,
Dankauye and Muda, your avatar is almost
the same.  Cant you do something about it?

Quote from: Dan-Borno on August 06, 2007, 09:01:15 PM
He he you guys, dont confuse me mana,
Dankauye and Muda, your avatar is almost
the same.  Cant you do something about it?

Lol Kam Bornoye, DK's is a statement not an avatar... ;D ;D ;D

Latest Gossip. Bakan-gizo has a new avatar similar to Dan-kauye.

I'm thinkin, this the begining of video avatars in the forum

I want to know how its done.. that is pasting a video clip as avatar? Is it the same way as pasting up a still image?
Oya Geeks and nerds come forward and tell us not so computer savvy bums how its done

I c sumbody wanna join da club, m I right?

oya mona come 4ward teacham ow una dey put da pictures woh

Quote from: HUSNAA on August 21, 2007, 04:25:16 AM
I want to know how its done.. that is pasting a video clip as avatar? Is it the same way as pasting up a still image?
Oya Geeks and nerds come forward and tell us not so computer savvy bums how its done

It always surprises me. How are the doing it? And how one can put a picture in his message as once done by Dan-kauye and probably Dan-Barno?

Quote from: IBB on August 21, 2007, 12:11:14 AM
Latest Gossip. Bakan-gizo has a new avatar similar to Dan-kauye.

I'm thinkin, this the begining of video avatars in the forum

Kai kuwa IBB wannan ai ba gossip bane? Abu a fili ;D But where's the similarity to that of DK's?

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on August 21, 2007, 02:13:43 PM

Quote from: IBB on August 21, 2007, 12:11:14 AM
Latest Gossip. Bakan-gizo has a new avatar similar to Dan-kauye.

I'm thinkin, this the begining of video avatars in the forum

Kai kuwa IBB wannan ai ba gossip bane? Abu a fili ;D But where's the similarity to that of DK's?

Wai yaya abin naku ne da DK? Ko shi yasa ya canza  avatar din with immediate effect today to a still photo? Amma its only conjecture... but I was wondering if DK is searching for something that is missing......

Probably so!! ;) ;)

Wallahi ni ban ma san ya canza ba, sai yanzu da naga posts din ku.

Quote from: HUSNAA on August 21, 2007, 05:36:32 PM

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on August 21, 2007, 02:13:43 PM

Quote from: IBB on August 21, 2007, 12:11:14 AM
Latest Gossip. Bakan-gizo has a new avatar similar to Dan-kauye.

I'm thinkin, this the begining of video avatars in the forum

Kai kuwa IBB wannan ai ba gossip bane? Abu a fili ;D But where's the similarity to that of DK's?

Wai yaya abin naku ne da DK? Ko shi yasa ya canza  avatar din with immediate effect today to a still photo? Amma its only conjecture... but I was wondering if DK is searching for something that is missing......

Let's begin/I won't let him rest again/D-K sets the trend,B-K just began/I lead,they follow-Dan-Kauye

Well DK since u are the trend setter here, show us how to put up the video clips so that the rest of us lesser mortals can do the same.

Nothing to ir Husnaa. Just click on your Profile. On the Modify Profile pane, click Forum Profile Information. This will open another page where you see options like personalised picture, I have my own picture/specify your own avatar. Check/Select the I have my own picture/specify avatar option. Then copy and paste the URL link of the avatar you want. It's simple, you must have done something similar since you have a picture avatar.

Thanks BK. Not sure if it will work ne. Admin has to iron out the rough edges din forum dinnan still.  I want to put something up, dont know if its poss, but i will try here goes.......

Quote from: HUSNAA on August 23, 2007, 06:02:13 AM
Well DK since u are the trend setter here, show us how to put up the video clips so that the rest of us lesser mortals can do the same.

SMH @ the obvious sarcasm in your comment.But for real,conceit aside,I wanted to type but the procedures but B-K has pretty much done that.How have you been,Hajia?

Congrats i can see you have managed to upload a pic but were you able to upload a video clip?

So wat u sayin u! Some tutorials bout avatar postings? Puhleeeez u can all do bettr dan dat.....wats d hot gossip 'round.....Mudacris...highlights *winks* I gt a couple to lay on table, bt first.....Anyone?............updates?

Hello peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Missed u all

Amira ba wanda na so in sa bane. Seems I cant get it posted. I keep getting the message wai its not an avatar or its too large.. so there! this one was a trial and  I couldnt be bothered and i left it.

Quote from: ummita on August 24, 2007, 03:55:40 PM
So wat u sayin u! Some tutorials bout avatar postings? Puhleeeez u can all do bettr dan dat.....wats d hot gossip 'round.....Mudacris...highlights *winks* I gt a couple to lay on table, bt first.....Anyone?............updates?

Hello peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Missed u all

Ummita kenan.. I wonder batan layi kikayi ne?  ;D ;D. Long time no write!! Missed u too.
go on dish the juice out on Muda... he hasnt been around lately either...

Heyy Ummita, so happy to see u aroun, i was so worried of ur absence that i almost considered checking marriage registries. Well i was not very much around myself cause i was away on a formidable excursion trip to some very weird part of the country i never dreamnt of visiting. u go get the gist, but first...ina tsarabata tukunnan *stop blinking bring 'em out now*, hope u are cool though.

As for kanoonline, well as u can see u r lost already, thats because its been really expanding alarmingly, Husnaa has been the head of authorities here, she is everywhere, i mean everywhere, from Harry Potter to War in Iraq...se u get? Ehen.

Dee kay has been really on the downlow for so long, he recently popped out of the blues recently, he is still got the same humour, at least meeting his old pals.

Black Spyder, Gogannaka, fateez, and all the others have all been an inspiration, it will take a book recounting their excapades for you so i suggest u take some time to go through some post.

Before i forget....how is Hafsy "Iron" Lady? Me duniyar?

Quote from: *~MuDaCriS~* on August 29, 2007, 12:41:38 PM


Husnaa has been the head of authorities here, she is everywhere, i mean everywhere, from Harry Potter to War in Iraq...se u get? Ehen.

Ahem Ahem I heard that!!  To dan kai kuma ka kaurace wa Konline for some obscure reason u wan make we follow suit??? ehn Muda?? ;D ;D ;D

Ni dai ba haka na ce ba...lol!

Quote from: ummita on August 24, 2007, 03:55:40 PM
So wat u sayin u! Some tutorials bout avatar postings? Puhleeeez u can all do bettr dan dat.....wats d hot gossip 'round.....Mudacris...highlights *winks* I gt a couple to lay on table, bt first.....Anyone?............updates?

Hello peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Missed u all

Hello to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu too!! :)

Here is an idea Ummita, y dont u tell us about u, i believe everybody here will be pleased to know what u have been upto, abi my people?

Hi Amira............

Mudacris...........la la la la............so dis is d way its turnin out koh? Backstabbin & betrayal at its best.....!!! Toh, wallahi, u skatin on thin ice fa!! I know wat u on about... (*b/w gritted teeth*) ......but I swear....to God who made me......one word from you & u TOAST!!!(Angry face)......

Ignorin muda & wat he's really tryin 2 do.............(rolls eyes) *she laffs*

I got a-real story, but too complicated & mytb mind captivatin 4 u....it wud hav had a happy ending, though ppl r sayin all sorts....so wats left in dat story is confusion........so am bringin it 2 d table.....so dat d house of full of wise heads here can get their hand muddy & pieces it all out. Lukin 4ward 2 read wat u wise....heads will say & I just hope :-\........u will stand & giv a fair non-judgemental view............

Story 2 follow shortly........but 4 naw.....got2runoffambeingcalledandIjusthavto........... (she smiles)

PS: Kusha ruwa naku lafyah........& ........... Eid Mubarak in advance.....

Please somebody help me translate the above slangs.

Mhmm.......slangs sei kuh ai.......

ALL - I - SAID- WAS- I - WAS - GOING- TO- TELL- A REAL- LIFE- EXPERIENCE- STORY- WHICH - IS- A- BIT- DISTURBING - ABIT -EMOTIONAL - AND - VERY - VERY - CONFUSING - AND - I - WANT - ALL - THE - SMART - WISE - PEOPLE - HERE - TO - PIECES - THE - STORY - AND - GIVE - A - FAIR - JUDGEMENT - IF - THEY - WANT - TO!

Dan-Borno, you gane? :-\......Toh, ben ma farabada labari nawa ba fah....har na farah genin kolo-kolo...... ;D

Quote from: ummita on October 10, 2007, 08:53:05 PM
Mhmm.......slangs sei kuh ai.......

ALL - I - SAID- WAS- I - WAS - GOING- TO- TELL- A REAL- LIFE- EXPERIENCE- STORY- WHICH - IS- A- BIT- DISTURBING - ABIT -EMOTIONAL - AND - VERY - VERY - CONFUSING - AND - I - WANT - ALL - THE - SMART - WISE - PEOPLE - HERE - TO - PIECES - THE - STORY - AND - GIVE - A - FAIR - JUDGEMENT - IF - THEY - WANT - TO!

Dan-Borno, you gane? :-\......Toh, ben ma farabada labari nawa ba fah....har na farah genin kolo-kolo...... ;D

That sounds more like an Ummita.

Back to your story issue, dont you think the whole thing is conflicting? I mean going by your principles are you really going to tell us 'A REAL- LIFE- EXPERIENCE- STORY- WHICH - IS- A- BIT- DISTURBING - ABIT -EMOTIONAL - AND - VERY - VERY - CONFUSING' and you "WANT - ALL - THE - SMART - WISE - PEOPLE - HERE - TO - PIECES - THE - STORY - AND - GIVE - A - FAIR - JUDGEMENT - IF - THEY - WANT - TO?' Wow!!!

An sa ranar daurin auren Waziri sai dai kwaji sauran bayani sosai daga bakin Ibro2g da Hafsee. Dan kauye sai ka shirya mana dabge mu kashe gara. ummita da fulanicious suyi rawa suyi juyi. EMTL ya shirya walima. madam Husna da sauran jamiyar matan arewa irinsu Fateez da "I" da twinkle ku kwaci kanku. Ba ma bukatar Gogannaka a wannan buki saboda Mudacris ya riga ya sai sai ta mana sauti za mui kidan bar hama.

Toh Allah ya sanya Alheri waziri,.......... Muna jiran invitation.

  [Ahem Ahem I heard that!!  To dan kai kuma ka kaurace wa Konline for some obscure reason u wan make we follow suit??? ehn Muda?? ;D ;D]

Husna[/quote]:"dadi yayi min yawa,na rasa me zance. guess i should just blab".......



Hi Everyone ;D     

Hi Sadiqu ko Mal Garba ne? What have u been up to can u fill us up

Quote from: IBB on October 19, 2007, 06:36:05 AM
Hi Sadiqu ko Mal Garba ne? What have u been up to can u fill us up
[/quo

He just went into hiding ne kawai.  Ya dan samu "nice" ne ko?

I ceeee.....

Quote from: IBB on October 19, 2007, 06:36:05 AM
Hi Sadiqu ko Mal Garba ne? What have u been up to can u fill us up

How did you know me and dan kauye are prom za same billage? tonan asiri ba kyau. anyway we'b bin on za down low trying to make the two bot ends meet,bat had to leab all i was doing becaus som onliner inspired me. gano wanan in ba tsoro ba

Quote from: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:04:32 PM
How did you know me and dan kauye are prom za same billage? tonan asiri ba kyau. anyway we'b bin on za down low trying to make the two bot ends meet,bat had to leab all i was doing becaus som onliner inspired me. gano wanan in ba tsoro ba

Mal Garba kenan what makes you think I know you and Dan-kauye are from the same "billage'? Anyway now I know. Thanx for the Infor

Quote from: Myself on October 16, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Toh Allah ya sanya Alheri waziri,.......... Muna jiran invitation.

RELAX! Myself, I will bring it to your doorstep. Just remind me in a week's time.

Quote from: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:21:05 PM

Quote from: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:04:32 PM
How did you know me and dan kauye are prom za same billage? tonan asiri ba kyau. anyway we'b bin on za down low trying to make the two bot ends meet,bat had to leab all i was doing becaus som onliner inspired me. gano wanan in ba tsoro ba

Mal Garba kenan what makes you think I know you and Dan-kauye are from the same "billage'? Anyway now I know. Thanx for the Infor

Boy,whaaaaaaaat? Lemme go find out what my legal options,with ragards to identity theft are!

Quote from: dan kauye on October 22, 2007, 10:15:33 AM

Quote from: IBB on October 20, 2007, 08:21:05 PM

Quote from: sadiq on October 20, 2007, 08:04:32 PM

Boy,whaaaaaaaat? Lemme go find out what my legal options,with ragards to identity theft are!

Haba kauyus! just because we are now in acquantance with su Roben Sick and co doesnt mean we should deny our fellow harmlet dwellers, ko ba haka ba dan uwa. let the Hafsees(ina ganin kowa) and hausanacious not think i am doing kalan dangi

Quote from: Nuruddeen on October 20, 2007, 09:15:50 PM

Quote from: Myself on October 16, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Toh Allah ya sanya Alheri waziri,.......... Muna jiran invitation.

RELAX! Myself, I will bring it to your doorstep. Just remind me in a week's time.

Oh! wow Nuraddeen.... lol
To my doorstep dai? Lallai kam.
And in har that invitation arrived at my doorstep even by post.....
Then I promised U, me and my family will attend that wedding where ever is taking place in the world
Insha Allah.

Quote from: Myself on October 22, 2007, 03:45:27 PM

Quote from: Nuruddeen on October 20, 2007, 09:15:50 PM

Quote from: Myself on October 16, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Toh Allah ya sanya Alheri waziri,.......... Muna jiran invitation.

RELAX! Myself, I will bring it to your doorstep. Just remind me in a week's time.

Oh! wow Nuraddeen.... lol
To my doorstep dai? Lallai kam.
And in har that invitation arrived at my doorstep even by post.....

Myself!!!!! may be u no know the invitation u dey wait for may not come soon. for ur ears alone :-X Nuraddeen dey shinshine somebody in the kliners family. i will tell u who precisely
Then I promised U, me and my family will attend that wedding where ever is taking place in the world
Insha Allah.

 ;D Inta lalace ai zamu san me ke faruwa,
this nuruddeen, lawalli and myself T-Unit,
bamu gane abin da kuke kullawa ba.

Quote from: Lawwali on October 26, 2007, 10:46:17 AM

Myself!!!!! may be u no know the invitation u dey wait for may not come soon. for ur ears alone :-X Nuraddeen dey shinshine somebody in the kliners family. i will tell u who precisely

Lawal,
Ermm, ermm, Wacece kenan?....... Dan radamin yadda ba wanda zaiji  ;D
Kai wannan nuraddeen!....   ::)

Quote from: Myself on October 29, 2007, 02:08:07 PM

Quote from: Lawwali on October 26, 2007, 10:46:17 AM

Myself!!!!! may be u no know the invitation u dey wait for may not come soon. for ur ears alone :-X Nuraddeen dey shinshine somebody in the kliners family. i will tell u who precisely

Lawal,
Ermm, ermm, Wacece kenan?....... Dan radamin yadda ba wanda zaiji  ;D
Kai wannan nuraddeen!....   ::)

Kwana biyu ba jist ne?

latest gossip

biskanto awola ajabba Gogonnaka sidena de lamar samma
ba bannazina.  ferola sunzu Bee zaumaro GGNK surawuna
amma lamar de yanyi jimma Husnaa wazuna, kuru awola ye
shi chit chat moderator mudacris sambiso ferowa kline ye
.....

This is not a gossip. Because u have just spoken to yourself only.

Gogannaka is now solely into match-making for single brothers and sisters in the forum, he approached me with an ad and I turned him down because I am already booked voluntarily. He sets everything, blind dates and internet chat.

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on February 25, 2008, 02:37:30 PM
Yaushe goga ya zama 'connector'? :o

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on February 26, 2008, 01:01:28 PM

Quote from: gogannaka on February 26, 2008, 10:49:02 AM
Muda i'm sorry for the delay...I had to leave town for some reason.
Will get back to you ASAP.

BKGZ ko kaima kana so ne?
I have been expecting a nod from you regarding the 'gara' sister
amman ina ga fateez ta baka tsoro ka janye.

Yawwa. Yanzu naji magana. Ai tuni na baka 'go ahead' akan wannan maganar. Kai ne ka share ni. To yaya ake ciki?

ps- hehefateez bata isa ta tsorata ni ba >:(

From the source I think Fateez is also a client. So please don't go asking him in public coz he well deny it woefully... do it discreetly.


With the emergence of Bayero university kano online registration, Muhsin is hardly seen nowadays, he was once reportedly to have even been complaining due to the slow network that he is too tired of the business despite the boom in his bank account status.

Quote from: Muhsin on February 05, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
Am feeling depressed and disappointed. I'm trying to do registeration for some body but the system is not responding. And I don't know why...gosh. Allah ya kyauta.

Quote from: Muhsin on February 20, 2008, 05:02:58 PM
Am feeling tired; haven't eaten anything since morning. Am going home na gaji da browsing dinnan wallahi.

Well that's life...will get you more gossips next time we meet you just don't forget to tune in your favourite Gossip channel and get the best news on our celebs kanoonliners.
Hola!

You mean hehefateez is looking for................? :o

Quote from: Dan-Borno on March 03, 2008, 09:38:52 AM
latest gossip

biskanto awola ajabba Gogonnaka sidena de lamar samma
ba bannazina.  ferola sunzu Bee zaumaro GGNK surawuna
amma lamar de yanyi jimma Husnaa wazuna, kuru awola ye
shi chit chat moderator mudacris sambiso ferowa kline ye
.....

Translate please.

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on March 03, 2008, 05:16:33 PM
Gogannaka is now solely into match-making for single brothers and sisters in the forum, he approached me with an ad and I turned him down because I am already booked voluntarily. He sets everything, blind dates and internet chat.

Har da sharri!!!
Zan tona asiri fa  >:(

Lol!

Quote from: gogannaka on March 05, 2008, 09:45:38 AM

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on March 03, 2008, 05:16:33 PM
Gogannaka is now solely into match-making for single brothers and sisters in the forum, he approached me with an ad and I turned him down because I am already booked voluntarily. He sets everything, blind dates and internet chat.

Har da sharri!!!
Zan tona asiri fa  >:(

Assalamu alaikum,
Goga sarkin aiki,--- so abinda ka fara kenan- kaci gaba akwai lada mai yawa- kana kokarin jaddadada Sunnar Manzon ne (SAW).

Engineer kenan, ka fadi gaskiyya, amma GNK yaki ya gane, wai sharri nake masa, bai san ina gyara masa makwanci bane!

Alanguro, Dan Borno, Tussuna kanuri kuranginyi .. har wa kasudu ro chikam....  ;D...

You guys up there are tremendeously funny... ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: gogannaka on March 05, 2008, 09:45:38 AM
Translate please.

GGNK, I am refering you to Sheriff05 for translation.

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on March 03, 2008, 12:46:34 PM
This is not a gossip. Because u have just spoken to yourself only.

I doubt much, see this reply by Sheriff05

Quote from: sheriff 05 on March 06, 2008, 01:37:35 PM
Alanguro, Dan Borno, Tussuna kanuri kuranginyi .. har wa kasudu ro chikam....  ;D...

Quote from: Dan Bornolatest gossip

biskanto awola ajabba Gogonnaka sidena de lamar samma
ba bannazina.  ferola sunzu Bee zaumaro GGNK surawuna
amma lamar de yanyi jimma Husnaa wazuna, kuru awola ye
shi chit chat moderator mudacris sambiso ferowa kline ye
.....

A feeble attempt at translation:

"Hawar Birin

yesterday  Gogonnaka did something  very surprising that spoilt everything. A girl whose name is___"

I guess u guys get the gist.

arnaa.....

wai babu wani labari mai dan tsoka tsoka ne?

which one be Fateez and G-naka? or whos hitting on Fateez? abeg, jooo, leave the poor girl alone. Fateez deserves decent guys, but a bunch of players like una. :)

Quote from: zezezee on March 06, 2008, 08:59:16 PM
which one be Fateez and G-naka? or whos hitting on Fateez? abeg, jooo, leave the poor girl alone. Fateez deserves decent guys, but a bunch of players like una. :)

Decent guys like you abi? Lol...
This is self-campaign you are doing...we don code sha.

where did you spring from sef?

stop n stare i think im moving but i dont know where

yay republic wooooo hooo!
...u got to wonder why u r here not there...oh do u see what i see

lol

you start 2 wonder why u're here not der
And you'd give anything to get what's fair

So zezezee dey dis place?
Sai a wajen gulma ake jin shi.

Hehe, I wasn't going to read this thread but something told me to open it anyway.

Ashe akwai abin da ake kullawa ban sani ba ko?

Mudacris, Mudacris Mudacris!!! I am speechless. Chei, I don suffer. So this is what

goes on in my absence. Mudacris ka gama da ni. Amma ba komai na san maganin ka.

If I were you I'd be begging for mercy right about now!!! You know I have a fully

armed, fully prepared Kano Fan club...You better watch your back!

I was going to keep quiet about the secret you told me, but tunda abun ya zama haka,

zan fasa kwai!

Quote from: Bakan~Gizo on March 04, 2008, 03:20:24 PM
You mean hehefateez is looking for................? :o

Whatever it is you people think Fateez is looking for, she has found a long, loooong time

ago. Although if you find her a George Clooney she may be willing to reconsider.

Quote from: zezezee on March 06, 2008, 08:59:16 PM
Fateez deserves decent guys, but a bunch of players like una. :)

Zezezee, better person, God bless you plenty plenty.

Hmm lallai!

OHHHH MYYYYY GOD!!!!...............Iner ina?

Dan-Borno had a new-born?!!!!..........And- no - one- told - me? >:( Its not fair.  Am just a touch dial away.>:( Pessin fit ring deliver good news ai (rolls eyes). Toh shikenan, nima I have my own "DIFFRENT KIND OF GOOD NEWS" & I AINT SHARING!!!

Dan-Borno, please accept my belated congratulations. And hows the little babe doing? May Allah subhana wata'ala bless her. Waduz mun aika shanaye kuwa?
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Mudacris graduated and NO ONE TOLD MEHHHHH??? :o Well done my brother. A big pat up your back! So what next? Not settling down, are you? You gotta carry on..........skies the limit. Saurah kayi Masters der Phd naka. Muah! Muah! Muah.....u did us proud.
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Hafsy you don abunnan ;D and NO ONE TOLD MEH!!!

Wai meye haka kuna yi? Not telling me all these good news in advance. Baku dah kirki ko kadan!!! Infact am off!!!

THE WHOLE COMMUNITY LOOKS DRY. Hello..............anybody home? Where is everyone. PLACE LOOKS BORISH! *YAWNS*!!!

Sha, Antyyyyyyyyy Ummita, Happyyyyyyy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyy. Wish could see you. (Laughing evil, omo why you begin dey vex when I called singing happy b'day 2day? You cant run from age jare!!! Hadda wani cewa "ni bana celebrate birthday cus its yahud" Yah right! Good excuse. But you fit take hand collect my very early present. Mhmm gaskiya nima make I come settu!!! Kada age ya kaimu ya baro mu ;D.  Love to abunan and the busy bee lol.

Uhummmmmmmmm I AM BACK!!! WITH PLENTIFUL GULMA, PLENTY STORIES TO TELL. I TRAVELLED AND DURING THAT PERIOD..........I HAVE SEEN WONDERS, MET MY FATE AND SO MUCH MORE. STORIES WILL FOLLOW IN APPROPRIATE TOPICS.

SO ANYTHING WORTH TELLING DURING MY ABSENCE?

Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on April 12, 2008, 04:40:39 PM

Uhummmmmmmmm I AM BACK!!! WITH PLENTIFUL GULMA, PLENTY STORIES TO TELL. I TRAVELLED AND DURING THAT PERIOD..........I HAVE SEEN WONDERS, MET MY FATE AND SO MUCH MORE. STORIES WILL FOLLOW IN APPROPRIATE TOPICS.

That is what you always say.
You get jist,you get plenty jist,you get plentiful gulma..blah blah blah and we don't hear anything.
Infact,nowadays you sign once in two and a half months.


Abeg no dey play with our minds jare >:(

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ayya, thats so lovely and romantic, i really appreciate your
concern.  its never belated, tunda you are the only one that
sent this lovely message - i write your name top on the list
as from now henceforth.

Kekuma Hafsy Lady, gaskiyar abokina ne, mun gaji da gafara
sa kuma bamu ga ko kaho ba - if u wan gist us, make u gist us
jeje make we hear.

LATEST IN TOWN
Did you guys hear from the Admin? i gathere from reliable
source that he will soon be tagged "ANGO" - any one with
update.
Source: Aunty Husnaa

Quote from: gogannaka on April 14, 2008, 02:33:20 PM

Quote from: Hafsy_Lady on April 12, 2008, 04:40:39 PM

Uhummmmmmmmm I AM BACK!!! WITH PLENTIFUL GULMA, PLENTY STORIES TO TELL. I TRAVELLED AND DURING THAT PERIOD..........I HAVE SEEN WONDERS, MET MY FATE AND SO MUCH MORE. STORIES WILL FOLLOW IN APPROPRIATE TOPICS.

That is what you always say.
You get jist,you get plenty jist,you get plentiful gulma..blah blah blah and we don't hear anything.
Infact,nowadays you sign once in two and a half months.


Abeg no dey play with our minds jare >:(

Ah'a, slow down mana brother, wetin dey burn you? Give the lady some gist mana or let another person give am.

Quote from: Dan-Borno on April 14, 2008, 02:48:06 PM
LATEST IN TOWN
Did you guys hear from the Admin? i gathere from reliable
source that he will soon be tagged "ANGO" - any one with
update.
Source: Aunty Husnaa

Assalamu alaikum,
Lalle Dan-barno 'biri-yayi-kama-da-mutm.' Admin is behaving like Ajingi- he appears and make no comments but sneaked  out silently. Allah (SWT) Ya bada sa'a.

Lallai DB ya zo da babban labari.

Admin ya shiga sahun su engineer kenan.
Allah ya tabbatar.

A'a za mu sha biki kenan, i take the responsibilities of bringing the cutleries, who will bring the drinks? IBB should do that one since he is so crazy about fantan chapman lately, what about food? Women can handle that abi? Common people Oga Admin is getting married, we got to celebrate!

END OF MARCH REPORT

The security situation within kline is generally peaceful
and orderly except of one or two intruders who have
been taken care of by the department of internal affairs.

Rumours is also spreading around that a veteran kliner
will be soon confered with a prestigious chieftaincy title
in this great country.  However details were not very
crystal as at the time of reporting.  Meanwhile special
investigation has been increased and will soon be aired
in due time.

During the reporting month, the following members have
been put on red alert, wanted alive for committing offences
related to absentism, abscondment which are all contrary to
kline's principles.  Whoever sees any of them should report
immediately to the office of the only mouse and cursor of
kline.

Ummita*
Husnaa
Ladymerciful**
Hafsy-Lady*
Amira***
Fateez**
Mumcy***
Hafsee***
Ihsan *********
Kitkat*****
Bee**
Naijagal***************************