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Ok.............ok 2 many jokes in this place.......su'in serious.

Lets all start something like this: Quite simple.

EID/SALLAH is juss eight dayz around d korner ryt?

Can we all start puttin our blessins here.
& then we will du a COUNT DOWN down till the day on EID. Its like a game....everyday when y'all sign on u pass ur blessings here...& we will see who doesnt forget kanoonlinerz on EID DAY. The first person 2 put on something on the last day shud hold up his head high 2 b proud..because heavy prayers from uz comes his/her way..so that goes 4 d last five 2 put su'in out. Its like a simple game........... But y'all shud participate in d COUNT DOWN.......Babba de Yaro......iz all about celebration EID......4 SUBHANA WATA'ALA SAYS THAT, WE SHUD XPRESS OUR HAPPINESS

I WILL GIVE A HEAD START......(DAY EIGHT)!!!!. May Allah pour out his blessins 2 all of us and grant us mansions in paradise. May this Eid bring many more happy returns. Ayi Sallah lafiyer EID MUBARAK IN ADVANCE!""""""""!!!!!!!!!!

ONE LUV ONLINERZ.........NXT PERSON!! :D

Yippie, yippie I am de firsti gel that signed this mubarak page. hehhehhehe Allah ubangiji ya nuna mana na badi.I pray for Allah to give us the best fo everything is Sallah.
Ermmmm........to jama'a zan fara kwankwasa kofofi...zanzo kwadago in other way karban goron Sallah......Ihsan mutuniyas....dama kamar yadda mukayi awaya..nace ni naman ragon..steak zakiyi min....mai ruwa ruwa yaji da yawa...& how many fiful did you ask me to invite?

I WILL MAKE SURE I B DE FIRSTI GEL TO SIGN ON EID DAY...I WILL WAKE UP FOR MIDNIGHT HEHHHHHEEE..I WILL PACK THE BLESSINGS

I WISH ALL THE MEMBERS A HAPPY EID..........AYI SALLAH LAFIYA JAMAATUL MUSLUMEEN. INA MAI TSIRE!!! GASKIYA YA KAMATA WANI YA DAUKE MANA NAUYIN LAYYA. FELLA GO GUY RAM 4 US

Is't Tuesday or Wensday Eid? :-/
By the way Happy Eid to you all :D

Nice one Ummita... ;)

Allah yasa wannan sallar ta zamo mai albarka kuma Allah ya nuna mana masu zuwa nan gaba... waddanda kuma suka tafi Hajj...Allah ya dawo mana dasu lafiya..yasa kuma Hajj din karbabba ce...Ameen

Yo! Hafsa...kar ki ji komai, nama yana nan yana jiranki... ;) Ohh zancen mutane nawa ko? Ay na gaya maki ko nawa kike so ki taho dasu...kuma pilot dinnan yayi maki waya? dan nace mashi to call you and ask you yaushe kike so ya dauko ku... ;D

Aight...sorry... :-X back to di topic...

Allah ya maimaita mana...Allah kara maimaita mana

Yes Hafsa naji ki, Okay just tell mi where u r and ill send u Kai da kafofin rago. ;D ;D no vex wo,because even if u no get the meat u fit exercise ur jaws when chewing the Bonez.




               JAMA'A BARKAN KU DA SALLAH.

nice work Ummita Allah ya bada lada.Allah kuma ya kai mu lokacin ya nuna mana dayawa dayawa

Happy Eid 2 all oh by the way when is Eid

 ;D Happy eid everybody, to so hasfy and evrybdody a lil advice 2 u all achi naman dai a hankali kada ayi ending up a looooooo........  :P .
lol, stay kool

Thnx ppl......but we all did it 2gether. We r family.

Each & every muslim is a flag bearer of Islam. Our actions potraits Islam (we juss spread luv & happiness).

SEVEN DAYS TO GO

Wishin all Eid Mubarak in advance!!!

Remain seven days for the d-day.........
May Allah bring us all gooodies. Thnx FELLA man I know I can count on u. with providin chopiz.....Ihsan 4 providin a place to celebrate and Ummita for getting us together. The rest can cook the meals.

May happy return.

Ina farin cikin wannan zuwan na sallah. I wish you all a happy EID EL TAKBEER.

Even though I know from my name you can tell am not a muslim, but I hope you ddont mind me contributing as my fiancee is a muslim from kano as well. May this season of sallah bring the best.
Ayi selar diyawa mana(I do learn little hausa words)

Salaam Alaykum,

:o 7 days to go?? lallai abu yana sauri... anyway

May Allah shower us with His mercy through out this season and more to come, sai Allah jabi.

and yeah... all u guys out there going for hawan sallah, b careful not to fall off the horse (lol) as bamu son muyi loosing daya daga cikin family namu garin hawan sallah... ;)...

take care ya'all...

Nice one Ummita

SIX DAYS LEFT TO GO!!!. I wish everyone the very best for this years Sallah celebration

yeah...six days to go...

May Allah forgive all our sins and may He make us good believers....Ameen.

6 days to go and counting  ...;)

First to get here today ;) ,Allah dai ya nuna mana ya kuma sa ayi a sa'a .Ko ba komi nasan i'll rest sosai(Insha-Allah),cuz i sleep on Sallah days more than any other day :D

kai jama a yaya dai? Saura kwana hudu ko? TOo Allah ya nuna mana .

Yeah 3 days to go guys , see yall in a week or so cos anjima InshaAllah i dey travel go village,kuma i doubt if ill go online while im there but ill try ma possible best to see that i dont miss any peace of the action here .
                                BARKA DA SALLAH.

Allah ya nuna mana wannan rana...ya kuma nuna mana masu zuwa nan gaba...Insha ALlah

Yeah........three dayz 2 go.........May d lurd pour his blessin in each & every soul in this forum. Best wishes 2 u all on Eid..

Mubarak upon mubaraks 2 all of ma family e're & 2 every muslim soul!!!

Ova & Out ;)

3 days 2 go

'None has the right to be worshipped except Allah, alone, without partner. To Him belongs all sovereighnty and praise and He is over all things omnipotent.'

May Allah forgive us all and keep showering us with his blessings AMEN

Hi ebery budy ;D
oya wane masu kwadayin ne basa azumi yau???
I hope all of u lot ar fasting today, kuma a dinga yin istigfar. Allah ya bada lada.

BAY-bay

Sallam

Oya !!!  ;D ;D Were ma bunsuru and ma akuya. 8) 8) Allah ya sa yasa muga badi lafiya. ;) :D Eid mubarak 2 all u out there. ;D

I'll cum 'n' collect ma money 4rom u all. ;)

Peace  ;D

Gobe Sallah zamu ci naman bakilawa... ;D Allah ya nuna mana gobe...

don't worry Hafsah, your dan akuya yana nan a daure(lol)...and don't forget to come down here ki ci nama... ;)

ahhh...di gel now want kudi... ::) don't worry... ;)

You gurls are funny.
Many Eid-Ul-Adha to you all

Eid Mubarak to all... Allah ya nuna mana wasu masu zuwa nan gaba...

ehem...ina fatan nobody ended up a asibiti... ;D

QuoteEid Mubarak to all... Allah ya nuna mana wasu masu zuwa nan gaba...


LOL!!!! ,Ihsan i'm pretty sure nobody ended up a asibiti Insha-Allah ,mu kam ma muna ji tsoron hawa doki ;D .Ight, I hope everybody had a nice Sallah ,as 4 moi i slept all day as usual :D ;D

QuoteEid Mubarak to all... Allah ya nuna mana wasu masu zuwa nan gaba...


LOL!!!! ,Ihsan i'm pretty sure nobody ended up a asibiti Insha-Allah ,mu kam ma muna ji tsoron hawa doki ;D .Ight, I hope everybody had a nice Sallah ,as 4 moi i slept all day as usual :D ;D

 lol

QuoteSallam

Oya !!! ?;D ;D Were ma bunsuru and ma akuya. 8) 8) Allah ya sa yasa muga badi lafiya. ;) :D Eid mubarak 2 all u out there. ;D

I'll cum 'n' collect ma money 4rom u all. ;)

Peace ?;D

this girl u will neva let pessin rest. Ya bada dariys ake koya maki a makaranta ne(lol) :D

SALAMMMMMMMMM

EID MUBARAK YALL

EID MUBARAK  ALH. MR. PRESIDENT ADMIN SALISU DANYARO, SIR

EID MUBARAK MY FELLOW BROZ N SIS OVA HERE!!!
SORRY MY WISHES CMAE IN LATE, REALLY AINT MAH WISH!!!
EH YO, BETTA LATE THAN NEVER....RIGHT?? ? RIGHT!!!

WE THANK ALLAH FOR LETTIN US SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL EID!
MAY ALLAH BLESS US TO SEE MORE AND MORE EIDS WITH ALKHAIR AND HAPPINESS, INSHA ALLAH AMEEEEEN

AND OH, MAY KANOONLINE STAY THE BOMBEST!!!!!

mUcH  lUv  n  PeAcE n ReSpEcT  YaLL


*** dA  FuLaNiCiOuS***

maaaaaaaan... i didnt even know it was Sallah.... ask all the hajj peeps lol.... na so we dey collapse and lie down in our tents in minna....
we were all like "it's sallah?"

my sallah was borin i had to go skool i even had a test on sallah day ne kam ko nama bangani ba  i wanted to go home coz my cousins where at home but cul not coz of the test i had to stay in skool  >:( :(

Boring Baby gee ke naki ma da sauki. How about receiving the greatest embarassment of your life on Eid day. Hear this. Well little kids dress on Eid. So I taught there was no prob at all with a girl of my age dressing up to express my happiness. I rang this gel to inform her I was coming with a couple of freinds so that she can prepare better. Na ci gayu, na hade, idan angi ni wuna go say I dey go my wedding. I carry four pirends go that gel house. Infact I just dey do gayu. I come knock door This gel come open door. I taught I go see haduwa. Na so I come spot dis gel hair just dey fly for every corner. Kayan sallah...hmmmm na one yeye jersey, wey she dey use for night gown....di gel dey sleep sef on sallah day... :o Naso I come push di gel..thinkin food she don firifiya pinish. I ask wey food..she say open fridge & stuff ur self all this while my firends dey for door...they havent even yet been invited inside. Naso this gel come sitdown. She never bath. Naso she come make toast & tea wack on sallah day. She come sitdown dey play this yeye stupid play station I just vexxxxxxx. I buga jaya, I carry freinds come this gel hiouse see this present wey I receive. Naso I come say make we go yawo, as di gel licence wey no point comot. naso she come hire big car make we go yawo but she nogo comot. Wani irin wulakanci kenan. Ummita na you wey bi complete embarassment to me. You get correct hospitality ::) ::) ::) I swear I for say this gel don convert to another religion da badon naga tayi sallah zuhur ba, da na kirata bayahuduwa.Don nasan duk dan musulmi yana farin ciki ran sallah.  ::) Blad na disgrace you come disgrace me...so I say make I come retaliate por kanoonline. She she she shame.....lol lol lol Blad you know say mi and you na di say. Naso I come pay Ihsan visit I chop meat tiya. Fella come load my bag with chadaz trillion thousand naira. Moh come lash me with money. Ice na give me money. Except my own blad wey contribute for nothing

lol Hafsa kenan.
My Eid went like this. I slept all day long. & borrowed Grand Theft Auto Vice City from Ummita J.L :D ;) Abunka da talaka!!!(Yeah what a 27yr old doin with games still ko) Well am still my mummys baby. ;)

And I spend a little time in kanoonline reading funny articles.
Where is my only baby gurl? My only precious daugther Ihsan?

Seemz like yesterday now eid has long been forgotten. May the next be the bestest ever.

LoL 1/2sa :D

QuoteUmmita na you wey bi complete embarassment to me. You get correct hospitality ::) ::) ::) I swear I for say this gel don convert to another religion da badon naga tayi sallah zuhur ba, da na kirata bayahuduwa.Don nasan duk dan musulmi yana farin ciki ran sallah. ?::) Blad na disgrace you come disgrace me...so I say make I come retaliate por kanoonline. She she she shame.....lol lol lol Blad you know say mi and you na di say.

Eww! God..........dis gurl wan kill me...haba Hafsy........y me? Wat have I done 2 deserve such a ludacris behavoiur from u? Yanzu har everyday life sai kin tona min asiri.......Abeg Refrain.................or else u wan make apocalyse land 4 ur head. Haba I taut u can feel free.......make ur self at home. Mhmmmmm sai an gaya ma duniyer say we know each other ::)

ICE dont myd her..........idan kinzo na correct hospitality u go receive.

Mhmmm Nas shekara 27 har yanzu ba'a bar yinn games ba?

Gaskiya we dey miss two pessinz.............wai ina Moh Minista der Ihsan? Still stuffin their selves with chunks of meat....aww I wonda how u guys stand meat? :-/ ;)

Sorry guys accept my belated Eid mubaraks......I was preoccupied by other stuffs. I hope you all enjoyed eid.

I slept all the day on Eid..then these little kids woke me up for Eid dough. (my sister kids) I went back to sleep again.

Yeah no matter what age games are still part of me. How many points did you boil up Nas (in Grand Theft Auto)? Ummita is also into games :o A bit strange for a girl I guess ;)

Ok I hope all did tremendously enjoy their eid breaks?
All the best

lol Hafsah...baki rabuwa da abun dariya!

Babana, kwana biyu? hope everything is fine :)

am here Ummita... :) where ma sef I see di nama bare na ci! lol

Eid mubarak to u too Anwar.

Yeah, I'll get back with the details of my Eid day... ;D

Even though am not part of muslims..I still admire the religion and for my fiancee sake (who doesnt wnt to come to kanoonline) no mater how much I pushed him..I still feel part of it. My eid break went like this; My fiancee left for Nija so I spent it alone. But I received a package and inside it was 3 video tapes. I decided 2 have a shower and a cup of hot soup...& rested to watch what was all that was taped in a three cassetes...Name titles appeared it was my fiancee who dedicated me three tapes. I was thrilled, happy and gushing with smiles. It was amazing....oh my God...I saw how eid horse ridin was taken out. How the horses were decorated in beautigul garments. One thing was the way different hausas beautiful girls were dressed. It was fantastic...everything was brilliant. Beatufil clothes, beautiful people, happy smiles all over. I suddenly wished I went to Nija. The only time I go is during summer & chritmas and observing christmas in Nija is so Boring. I so much enjoyed the tapes, that the next day I did a first class delivery service for my mum who leaves in Mexico...and God her spanish family were on the phone telling me how so much they liked the tapes. Now my mother has made a copy of her own. That was how I enjoyed the Eid break.

Yeah (I also heard kids shouting this from my video clip) Berikan dir sallah!! to you all

Ow Millie that one na correct eid celebration you get. mMMM HMMM my own bobo say he go take me out...but di yeye one, forgot and was watching football imagine!!!!! A whole me

Ummita don't mind 1/2sa for tunamiki asiri like that,
Haba hafsa how can you do that to your other half?
You just make me dey imagine how her hair look like when it was flying every corner like a bird, hehehe :D
Ance dai kuwa ya rufa asirin wani---------

And for me i was so sad to miss Eid prayer >:(
Inna zuwa suna gamawa :'(

I WISH EVERYBOSY A HAPPY EID CELERATION. ALLAH YA NUNAMANA NA WANI SHEKARAN! (AMEEN) ALLAH KUMA YA SAKA MANA DA ALHERI YA SA KUMA MU CIKA DA IMANI.


HAFSY ;D I HAVE TO SAY YOU ARE THR FUNNIEST GIRL IN KANO ONLINE. I HAVE BEEN READING SO MANY THREADS. I WILL SOON BE A MEMBER

well u guys habe said it all, what do u think i will say?

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well u guys habe said it all, what do u think i will say?

NOTHING ;D

"Ouch"!! M~Cris........Geey~Kay really got u there

Happy Sallah to all the Muslims of K-online. May God be gracious to you; I pray that as you seek him, you will find him. Amen :)

Quotemaaaaaaaan... i didnt even know it was Sallah.... ask all the hajj peeps lol.... na so we dey collapse and lie down in our tents in minna....
we were all like "it's sallah?"

;D ;D ;D  :o :o :o
hey dyme queen, which kind hajj peeps, u dey lie ne? ana hajj ne a cikin november, wait until around febuary den u can say ur hajj peep story,

oohh ooh i know u wanted 2 say umra abi, ok ok never mind

Medulla, Can't you see the date?
FyneDymeQueen message was posted last year babbar sallah.

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;D ;D ;D ?:o :o :o
hey dyme queen, which kind hajj peeps, u dey lie ne? ana hajj ne a cikin november, wait until around febuary den u can say ur hajj peep story,

oohh ooh i know u wanted 2 say umra abi, ok ok never mind

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
oboy u don forget ur kwakwalwa ne? i thot u r the brains? abi u no see the date ne?

BARKA DA SALLAH.

I HOPE THIS SALLAH DID NOT LEAVE ANY ONE WITH BASHI(CREDIT).

U KNOW HAUSAWA SUKACE. SALLAH BIKIN RANA DAYA (1) TA WUCE TA BAR WAWA DA BASHI (CREDIT)

SALAM ALL MEMBERS.  

ALL YOUR PRAYERS AND WISH DURING THE RAMADAN HAVE BEEN ANSWERED INSHA ALLAH.

CONGRATULATIONS ALL

WISHNG YOU MANY MORE RAMADAN

SANNU UMMITA FOR THE INITIATIVE.  YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST REWARD INSHA ALLAH.

SALAM

una sabi only 2 yab person, una no sabi how 2 send me my barka da sallah ko?

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una sabi only 2 yab person, una no sabi how 2 send me my barka da sallah ko?

Mooda

We don't seems to understand dis Ur wanting of barka da Sallah. Why don't U create Ur own topic so dat we follow U there. Amma ni I dont understand who to send the Goron Sallah to, U or Ummita?

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Amma ni I dont understand who to send the Goron Sallah to, U or Ummita?

MEEEEEEEEEHHHHH
Ok dis is gonna b diff......am gonna make a row call......
Mudacris,Dante,Zeezee,Hausanicious,Borg,Twinkle,Ihsan, Hafsy,Gimbiya,Fulanicious,IBB,Ibro,Waziri,Admin,Salis,
Ameen,EMTL,Kofa,Maqari,Babygul,Kilishi,Dyme,Ice,Gdfella,
Samba,Ali Gre,Gogannaka,Fateez,Tsuburbura, Hausa error,JiboNoor,Alimsuf,Nustra er......errrrrr..err...emmm :-/
(It took me lyk eternity 2 get all ur names listed down)

PS: I know am 4gettin sum1..... :-/

All d same......I wan2 wish u all a happy eid, may Allah bless ya'all, grant u mansions in paradise, guide u against all evil doers......accept ur ma'affs & shower u with eternal peace....
Hav a splendid celebration.......& dnt think I did all this 4 nothin.....my sallah gifts ::)

Ameeen!
my gift to the house is just prayers........ppl dont need more than prayers, isnt that soo???? so when all da mansions and all get on da way, dnt forget, pass them all to meeeee  ;D

for it has been said: Money is da source of all Evil, it causes only pain and sufferrin. So as a friend, LET ME HAVE IT AND I WILL SUFFER FOR U MY GOOD PPL.
hehehe....
i'm sure this place will be empty after today till when da meat is all finished.....whoever doubts, shall see..

Ummita kin sammu cow din zat i sent u 2 days a go por ur laiyya?......i sent it Sru Hausanicious n Dante Jnr., i know u must habe gotten it by now! It is a Token op my gratitude 2 u as our resigning Fresido. Zis is a gipt prom A.O.P.P. ;D

Barka da sallah to all the kanoonliners!
I wish you all a happy eid! & i'm waitin for my Naman Sallah in my inbox!


Presido, ina jiran Ragon sallah na fa! kai da Hausanicious, zezezee, gogannaka, ibro2g, hafsylady, ummita, twinkle, lil'sis (ihsan), kofa, saraki, waziri, admin.....

Fateez, Dont forget to send my KANGAROO naman sallah 'O!


Ya'all have a nice Eid!

Barka da sallah ga dukkaninku kanoonliners,inayi muku maraba ga babbar sallah,dafatan kowa zai yi layya lafiya!

daga 'yar'uwa, taku Tsumburbura

N.B
Naman sallah na kuma kada a manta, a kai goron dutse a ajiye min a can.

Assalamu alaikum warahmatul Lah,
Allah saka da alkhairi da wannan zumunchi. Allah (SWT) Ya bamu albarkar da ke cikin wannan lokaci-amiyn.

Nasan dukkanmu mun sani amma ina ga kama bai laifi mu kara tunatar da juna yin kabarbari (e.g. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Kabiyran......, etc.) da ake yi a bayan kowacce sallah, tun daga Az Zuhr to ranar sallar har zuwa salloli ashirin masu na gaba Allah (SWT) Ya sa mu dace-amiyn.

Tsumbur a gefen ina za'a ajiye naman a kan Gwabron Dutsen? Wanda ya kai zai samu tukuici kuwa?

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It is a Token op my gratitude 2 u as our resigning Fresido. Zis is a gipt prom A.O.P.P. ;D

A'A THE PATIENT DOG GETS THE FATTEST BONE.......SHE HAS NOT YET OFFICIALLY RESIGNED SO KEEP PATIENCE.......

I WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY EID. ALLAH BLESS YOU ALL AND GRANT YOU MORE BLESSINGS (AMEEN)
NEED I SAY, NOTHING GOES FOR NOHING.....BARKA DA SALLANA KOW YA MIKO

Barka da Sallah to all. Allah ya maimaitama

Alla ya maimaita mana,Kanoonline members be careful in anzo wajen cin nama,and Tsumburbura are u  going to slaughter?if not please wanda aka kawo maki ki rage ma 'yan uwa kadan

Happy Sallah!

assalamu alaikum. Nine kofa, ina gaida iyaye na, ina gaida yayye na,ina gaida abokaina.da duk jama'r musulmi. bissalam

Quoteassalamu alaikum. Nine kofa, ina gaida iyaye na, ina gaida yayye na,ina gaida abokaina.da duk jama'r musulmi. bissalam

LoL,

bro, this sounds like gaisuwar shekara on the C.T.V channel....
I like this oldie gaisuwa style......

All you people did not bring my namansallah to my house :(
i am angry with you, ko dan ni ba mutum bace?

Sallah ta wuce ta bar Wawa da bashi......

Allah ya maimaita mana,

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All you people did not bring my namansallah to my house :(
i am angry with you, ko dan ni ba mutum bace?

Wata kilan! ::) ::) ::)

Barka da Sallah jama'a!

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All you people did not bring my namansallah to my house :(
i am angry with you, ko dan ni ba mutum bace?

eid mubarak to all of you...Hpe u all had a gud tym.........

I invited every1 4 dinner @ mah place includin u.... Tsuburbura.....u didnt turn up & no one did..& wen I made various fone calls 2 all of u passin d invitation I strictly mentioned dat "CALL ME IF CANT CUM 4 DINNER"
WHY DIDNT U GUYS CUM? ME WAN KNOW

UWAR ROWA YAUSHE KIKA GAIYYACEMU ::)


EID MUBARAK TO YOU ALL

QuoteUWAR ROWA YAUSHE KIKA GAIYYACEMU ::)


EID MUBARAK TO YOU ALL

Who told you so, she invited us all and we really ate alot of suya & i would like to thank you gimbiya for the nice cooking ?8)

I really enjoyed your cooking & thanks for the take away! the officers back at the office were really happy with the naman sallah.

TOH SANNU C.I.A KWADAYI,  MHMM SANNU INSPECTOR SUYA ::) :P

I AM WISHING EVERY ONE A GOOD EID, IN ADVANCE. JUST A FEW DAYS AWAY

BARAKATUL EID.................BARKA DA SALLAH.
MY PLATE WILL FOLLOW IN DUE COURSE, I GO DISTRIBUTE PLATES TO EVERY MEMBER SO THAT I FIT GET MY SHARE FOR ABINCIN SALLAH. I DONT LIKE RICE OR SPAGETTI, TO EVEN REDUCE DAWAINIYA I ONLY REQUEST FOR MEAT. SPESHA PRICE WILL BE GIVEN TO THE PERSON WHO GIVES ME EXTRA MEAT, KUMA I WOULD PREFARE BEEF STRICTLY. MIND YOU ONLINERS, I HATE MY MEAT FRIED, COOKED OR STEWED. I LIKE IT GRILLED. I AM STRICTLY A BEEF EATER ONLY, SANNAN KUMA, YA'ALL NEED TO GIVE ME STEAKS THATS THE ONLY PART I EAT IN BEEF. AND PLEASE ALL THESE KANO PEOPLE MAKE WUNA NO GO BUY ME THAT WUNA STICK MEAT. (nama pricked on proper tree wood garnished with kulikuli and wuna go dey choppam dey do yanga) ANY ONE OF YOU WEY BRING ME THAT THING. I GO TAKKAM SLAP EHN FACE. BA KO KOWA NAKEYI MA WANNAN PULLING EARS DINBA, NONE OTHER THAN SA SALATI :lol: SA SALATI YER HEARDDDDD (BEEF, KUMA STEAKS, KUMA GRILLED)
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS.

EHN ONE MORE TIN, MAKE WUNA KUKU GARNISH MY MEAT, I LOVE LUTTA GARLIC AND ALOTTA SOY SAUCE. INA FA JIRA

COME WO!!! MY PEOPLE WHICH OF THE SALLAH IS THIS? :?  SHINE WANDA AKEYIN KANKA RAMS & COWS ABI THE ONE THAT DOES NOT SERIOUSLY DEMAND THAT (AS LONG AS ANY MEAT IS EATABLE AND PALATABLE)? WHICH OF THE EIDS IS THIS? ABEG JARE MAKE WUNA NO CALL ME THICK HEAD. IT IS ALRIGHT TO BE CONFUSED AI! :roll:

ummita da only gurl i feel down 2 ma marrow like da aint gon be tomorrow,may sun shine  on everythin u do.barke da sallah.keep stayin rosa parks.

@ 1/2cy,dis gurl! wai meye ne matsaslar ki da nama??? suya dai suya dai??? ,eniways so sad 2 be d bear of d bad news but dis sallah ba ta cin nama bace!(lol)..& hell yeah..now i'knw why y'said u aint anorexic..

@ x-slave...whut more can i say??? ummita kinji fa dis boi feels u down 2 his marrow...(wallahi i'vent heard dat word marrow in ages)...but dis is fun..(cyber crush..beware'not all dat glitters in gold)lol..



wishing y'all a fyne tyme this eid,luv y'all

Next 2morry Sallah, it seems just yestiday we started ama gashi an gama
ALLAH ya sa muga na she kara mai zuwa, yah kuma bamu lada yah kuma biyamana bukatunmu.AMIN.

KANOONLINERS HAPPY EID, WISH UR WERE ALL HERE IN KANO.

STAY BLESSED U 'LL

Wishing u all a Happy Eid, kuma banda hadama :P , give charity, eat small.

By the way, Allah yaji kan Yasir Arafat, Allah yasa ya huta, Ameen

Ramadan Mubarak to all

Ameen, Twinkle.

Sheikh Zayed (President na U.A.E) died last tuesday. Shima Allah Ya jikan shi. Ya jikan musulmai baki daya. Ameen

 Ameen

Eid mubarak all, ma good people......hope we all have a wonderfull and memorable eid......as said, banda hadama de!!!

eat little, give more! well, at least bayan cin tuwun sallah de..

dnt forget sitta shauwal pls

its finally here!Eid-fitr.well wut can i say,its been 29 dayz in a Holy and peaceful month.n i pray we get to see anotha one.may God forgive our sins and may the soul of lost muslims reast in perfect peace.


P.S;lets try to do Ibada like we di in the only month.BARKA DA SALLAH TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

UMMITA UMMITA


An shey ruwa lahiya lau? Na gaishe ki da kyau da kyau.

Haffi Sallah. May Allah bless u for d good prayerline game.

Uwar gata

EID MUBARAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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THAT WS A GREAT POST MR. DANTE, ALWAYS AT YOUR BEST, THANKS .  HAPPY SALLAH TO ALL.

hi people it's been a while hope u all kool. may u all ve all that u wished 4 this ramadan season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stay cool

Since EID is in a few days I will wish you all a pleasant celebration. However, before I do so ehem, uhm, errrr errr ehem ehem (I am happy to accept any gift so long as its ch'chengs! Ina karban Naira,Pounds Sterling, Dollars & Euros. Please all currencies representing your domiciliary is best changed to the above listed currencies. For those that cannot afford cash, nasan komai karfi-karfi ne, so I sympathise and would rather ask for little. You can give me anything more than 50 thousand but less than forty thousand.

Ina uban marowata Dan Kauye? Sauran wannan year niji shiru again! :roll:

I wish you all a good celebration. All of you should expect your presents soon because I will send simultaneous messages to your inboxes asking for your home addresses so that your gifts will be dispatched asap!

Lastly I would like to inform you that once you have read this, you are deemed with such an obligation to provide me alone with my requisitions as stated above & failure to comply zanyi muguwar addu'a agareshi ko agareta :twisted:

AND EID MUBARAK[/b]

Barka Da Sallah To EVERYONE!

Quote from: "Hafsy_Lady"Ina uban marowata Dan Kauye? Sauran wannan year niji shiru again! :roll:
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u wan black paint me abi?..i sure no get the dosh to send you but i fit send you some raguna..rayuwar kauye is naish!

HAPPY SALLAH EVERYONE(dont forget the underpriviledged ones..almajirai..mabarata and all..a little goes a long way..so please give them..clothes..food..naman sallah kai anything..make their sallah as fun as yours!)

PS:dante may not be here regularly but he never disappoints with nice sallah and ramadhan cards..props kid! :D

Barka da Sallah everyone and everyone, kowa da kowa

Quote from: "dan kauye"PS:dante may not be here regularly but he never disappoints with nice sallah and ramadhan cards..props kid! :D [/color]

Wish u the best of eid now 'n always...

P.S There has been short of cards this year as the company said there has been short of supplies...

 BARKA DA SALLAH TO ALL,NOT FORGETTING THE RUNAWAY FORUMNITES!

BEST WISHES IN ADVANCE.................HAV A GOOD EID CELEBRATION.....EVERYONE..............

Barkan ku Sallah. Allah kara maimaita mana. Ameen

Happy Sallah  8)

Though am kind of late, i wish everyone here had a wonderful eid-el-fitr.

Barka da Sallah jama'a

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Barka da sallah everyone..

Eid Mubarak to you all well wishers.

Quote from: HUSNAA on October 15, 2007, 06:45:57 PM
Eid Mubarak to you all well wishers.

Husnaa,
You are a bit quiet lately..... I hope everything is okay with U and U had a great Eid.

Belated eid to wishes to all :)

Da fatan kowa yayi sallah lafiya Amin, Allah ya maimaita mana, Amin.

eh mun yi sallah lafia ta kuma wuce ta bar wawa da bashi......

haffy Eid el-fitr in arrears to you all K - Liners.  in fatar kunyi Sallah lafiya. 
Ummita uwar gata,  I am waiting for my goron Sallah! abi u don forget your son. mallam tukur, baban tukur, jikan tukur . . .     :) :) :)

It is a bit late but EiD MubaRaK everyone! May Allah bless us all.

Salamz!!!!!!!!
Everyone thats celebrating EIDUL FITR today
Just to say may ALLAH reward us for the completion of your
fasts (as we here are still fasting) ameen and have a great day
with plenty of smilez oh and do smile for me ;D

barka da Sallah to all!

Barka da Sallah, Jama'a.
Ya naga shiru ne, ko sai anga wata ne wa'ye da wa'ye?

Salam

BARKA DA SALLAH TO EVERYONE!!!

Ours is not until tuesday though but i wish you all the best!

Allah maimaita mana
'Yan uwa Allah maimaita mana
Malamai
Mun shekara lafiya
Malamai
An yi salla lafiya
Malamai
Allah maimaita mana
'Yan uwa Allah maimaita mana
Malamai
Azuminmu lafiya
Malamai
Sallarmu lafiya
Malamai
Addu'armu lafiya
Malamai
Anguwarmu lafiya
Malamai
Allah maimaita mana
Allah kara maimaita mana
Malamai
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;)

Myself wannan ai sai ki kashe mu da goro.
Har mutum sai yayi guzuri ma ya ajiye na daurin aure.

Jibo hala ka dan........lol.
Barka da sallah to all.
Allah ya karbi ibadun mu.

Quote from: gogannaka on September 30, 2008, 12:10:23 AM

Har mutum sai yayi guzuri ma ya ajiye na daurin aure.

Lol gogan, har daurin Aure dai? hehehe lol
Well karka damu Allah yakaimu daurin auren
trailer din goro zamu aiko daga kano online  ;D ;D

Assalam Alaikum, Eid Mubarak to everyone, hope u had a wonderful day. Insha Allah we'll be celebrating Eid tomorrow.

To myself madallah da gudummawar goro.Zan rubuta a littafin masu kawo gudummawa.

Mufi na san mutan gida za su sha girki,hadda irin wainar da kika koya wa Ummita ko?
Eid mubarak.

Quote from: gogannaka on September 30, 2008, 06:38:40 AM
To myself madallah da gudummawar goro.Zan rubuta a littafin masu kawo gudummawa.

Mufi na san mutan gida za su sha girki,hadda irin wainar da kika koya wa Ummita ko?
Eid mubarak.

Da Alama dai har yanzu akwai burbushin kwadayin kwalam da makwalashen azumi tare da GGNK ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mufi, MYSELF, GGNK, DB, Muhsin, Nuruddeen, TKTK, Jibo, IBB, Ameera, BKG, Fateez, Rais, Bamalli, Sheriff05, Precious, Ummita, Dave, (who else?)
Barka da Sallah to yous all!! Allah Ya Maimaita mana. Allah Ya Sa muga ta badin badada ameen. Allah Ya Gafarta wa wa'yanda basu ga azumin bana ba sabo da sun rigamu gidan gaskiya (Hindu Rufai Waziri, Sheikh Ibrahim Abubakar Ramadhan na Tudun Nufawa, and duk musulman da suka mutu within this yr and in all previous yrs).  Let each of us take this moment mu karan ta musu Kulhuwallahu Ahad kafa bakwai, Allah Ya Garfarta musu Ameen.

Allah! Allah! Allah!!! Don Allah! Allah Ya Allah Allah Ka sani Ya Allah Allah Ka taimaka! Wayyo, Allah! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

SubhanAllahi ya takene? Jibo ???

Kash! Wallahi! Kun ga! Allah dai Ya taimaka! Allah Ya tsare1

Aham hmmm hmmm, mun dawo daga yawon sallah and
have a lot for the forum.  Ina fatan duka jama'an mu mun
yi sallah lafiya, even though, some sighted the moon today
1st October, so, 2nd October is there eid day - Alla yasa
mu dace.

DB, Allah dai Ya sa ba kaci wani mugun irin wanda naci ba! Wash Allah cikina! Kai ina zuwa,....
Wai don Allah wa yace a kulle kofar nan ne. Allah Ya saka min! OOPHS! DB kul kaji wannan maganar! :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Eid mubarak to the management of kanoonline and its members.

Allah kara maimaita mana. Ameen.

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Quote from: Dan-Borno on October 01, 2008, 08:45:14 PM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Wato DB har da dariyar mugunta ko! Ba komai Allah Zai kamaka kaima! Bari dai kaci goron da Myself ta bayar na barka da sallah. Don naji kace zakai cin mugunta, tunda kaga banza ta fadi! Zan rama! Da ma GGNK yana kume da kai, ka kira shi gwauro, kayi mishi tonon silili! >:( >:( >:( >:( :P

GGNK is even proud to be tagged GWAURO, kasan har an
bashi AWARD a maaikatarsu, while everybody is preparing
for the weekend, GGNK is going no where saboda babu mata
and it fetches him a lot of dollars.

DId you mean YOURSELF OR KLINE MYSELF? as far as i am
concern Kline MYSELF ba zata bada goron sallah ba saboda
hannunta akwai SUPER GLUE, gwanda gwanda UMMITA my
little daughter.

Lallai DB baka san abin da ake ciki ba! Ai tuni Myself ta wanke hannunta da azumi. Wannan 'super glue' din ya fita. Yanzu hannunta kamar rariya yake indai maganar bada goron salla ne. Je ka 'previous page' na wannan thread din ka gani har da na aure zata bayar! Allah dai Ya SA GGNK ya samo wata bazawarar, amma fa ba irin ta Muhsin ba! ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :P

kasan ggnk baya da kiriniya irin na muhsin. budurwa sak ne ggnk zai samu.
ya zo gidan mu ya zaba.

Aa Oga Tukur nifa? Ai nima gwauron ne, to ya inzo gidan naku in zaba nima? I need a spare

Quote from: IBB on October 02, 2008, 07:35:41 PM
Aa Oga Tukur nifa? Ai nima gwauron ne, to ya inzo gidan naku in zaba nima? I need a spare

To ka ganiko? Ka na yi wa GGNK albishir ga IBB yayi caraf yace shi ma yana so. Ashe dai gwaurayen da yawa. Ya kamata ka ba wanda ya san darajar mata ne aure ba gwauro ba! Ka san gwauro danyen hannu ne bai saba ba sai anyi ta fama kafin ya dau hanya. Amma in kaki to! Ga DB yana son kari! Muhsin kuwa a barshi ya farfado tukuna, hankalinshi ya dawo jikinshi! ;D ;D

LOL,
DB ka ci abinci (inji muhsin).
A gaskiya duk forum dinnan bani da masoyi kamar TKTK.
Su IBB manya,wato har spare kake so?

DB ka daina kiran myself kankamo fa don tayi min alkawarin goron aure,har huhu goma.
Husnaa aw aunty Husnaa kuma za ta dau nauyin buga kati da alawa.

Yanzu dan Allah ba wanda zai aiko mun ko da goro ne saboda Allah? To ni zan baku kunya, koya na bashi dubu biyar just send in your account number and your ATM details..lol (he grins)!

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on October 03, 2008, 06:30:48 PM
Yanzu dan Allah ba wanda zai aiko mun ko da goro ne saboda Allah? To ni zan baku kunya, koya na bashi dubu biyar just send in your account number and your ATM details..lol (he grins)!

Hehehe Muda, na so those international 419ers dey do. "give me ur acc no. I get 25 million left unclaimed in republic of chad and i want to get it out" hahahahaha ;) ;) ;) ;)

Quote from: *~MuDa~* on October 03, 2008, 06:30:48 PM
Yanzu dan Allah ba wanda zai aiko mun ko da goro ne saboda Allah? To ni zan baku kunya, koya na bashi dubu biyar just send in your account number and your ATM details..lol (he grins)!

Ka yi latti! Amma ka duba afroumdin nan akwaigoron da MYSELF ta bayar har sai ka gaji da goro!

Quote from: HUSNAA on October 03, 2008, 06:37:39 PM

Hehehe Muda, na so those international 419ers dey do. "give me ur acc no. I get 25 million left unclaimed in republic of chad and i want to get it out" hahahahaha ;) ;) ;) ;)

To ai kin san duk wanda yaje camp in ba'a yi da gaske ba sai ya dauko wasu sabbin dabi'u da ba a sansa da su ba.Kuma kin san a camp din su Muda haka akan yi. Ka bada ATM details a barka ka sha azumi! Ko kuma ace ba ka da lafiya ko kuma a baka pass ka shiga gari! :P :P
Amma dai Muda ka sha azumi hudu zaka yi azumi 240 ba fashi! dOMIN BABU MAGANAR CAMP  a cikin abubuwan da zasu sa mutum musulmi ya ajiye azumi! Kuma rashin lafiya a camp ba kai kajawo ba1 Ai na sami labarin abin da ya faru!

My belated barka da sallah.

Gaisuwa bata ruba! :D

I know me and ma revival of wayyyyyyyyyyyyy old posts.....
Well Barka da Sallah Y'all and have a wonderful day
save me sum eid gifts pweety plssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

amira, I am sending to you 10 crates of soft drinks, 5 friut juice cartons, 3 kegs of zubo drink and 1 bag of rice accomapnied with 1 cow.  HAPPY EID.
All members you have my best wishes as well. My daughter will convey my special Sallah gifts to you later.  Contact her in the afternoon.  MYSELF ensure you reach them all.

Shukran jazeelan TKTK, but when shud i expect their arrival??

you are all invited to my house for Sallah feast, but first, send in your menu, traditional style...lol!

Wacce sallar? Babba? Why you no invite us early, sai da sallar ta wuce?