enh... so who u be?
Thnx 2 u very much, Yeah not 2 worry we will soon b off. R u that gready when it cums 2 givin us d lil space. :P
Dont mind her Ummita! Omo we tell u who we b, nxt day we will b 2morow's news headline! missin (I no wan get abducted wo!!!)
Ke dai, just tell us u r embarrassed 2 inform us u have lost contact, so u want us 2 tell u who we r. in order 2 trace the missin person rite!!?? ;D
Exactly gready bee..... batason muma mu dan sami waje. Plz my parents still luv me.. no cum steal my head,... I de warn u wo!!
ok....THATS IT! no more palm wine for u!!! >:(
simple kweshion u no fit ansa..... juss holla whuteva... so we can keep track of people....
dont tell us real names.. juss kinda a roll call...or u still nevah grab?
next tyme i'll serve ya'll milk.... ori don spin!
Fyne Dyme.. u no sabi question style.. that is y u no get good response... Hear this... Can u plz introduce urslvs coz am so obssessed & wanting 2 know if I could all have u 4 freindz, wanting 2 know whether am young 2 b ur sis or old enuf 2 b ur granny & so also whether u dey live abroad or so & whether una de go skool or not? PERIOD. No b our name, age, location u wan know.???? Abi Dyme
Naso wo!! I couldnt even get d hint of things not until Reeya made d point clear. Na that ur mouth we bi jjc's, ok... we absolutely agree sum of us might b jjc's, sannu FHSBH (Fyne has since been there)!!!!
I am supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. WHO U BE? I no go cum visit ur house. I no wan comot drunk!!! So u bi Igbo! Good 2 have Igbo's joinin hausa's , coz we dont support tribalism, so u r very much well cum....
Oh dear!! Go soft tissues on d gurl, she was juss tryin 2 know us... where is dat freindly atmosphere that I percieved when I first came here. Give a gal a break ..... ::)
kai... i no go even crack kola nut wit' ya'll....
::)
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
ooohhhh poor lonely dyme, dont worry gal u would get some friends if u change ur way of approach, a least if u change ur question into "a nice polite question, then u would immedaitely get a nice polite answers" but sorry 2 say dyme........................ or ar u 2 lonely & can't wait?
Just take it easy, :P :'(
Can enione plz read (Tittle: read 4 ramadans sake). There was a warning left by d admin.....
beebat... i used to like u.. cuz u get mah aunty's name... dont make meeh dislike u oh!!!!!juss answer the kweshion.. if u cant... commot!! haba......
and i'm faaaar from being lonely... my two kids are enuff company... plus my granddaughter ihsan... and that fulani chic... ;D
wait... where's fulani? apart from fulanicious...
who's kameel...kamil...??? same peeps???
i saw one nas... i'm guessing there are two awals.. awwals... sheesh... :-/
and ummita... jl? jey el? ummita jeyel???? register and stick to one name naaaaaaa... i keep thinkin... jl is ur bro or something...(and dont u roll those eyes at meeh :P)
Gurl, butta up, n wake up 2 reality... fyne dyme queen (distinguish that fyne from dyne) aight!!! been takin d micks outta ppl ... hear this wats up with dyme fyne or na fyne dyme ,,,, y dont u just stick 2 dyme queen or fyne... or is it d popularity that has gon 2 lengths. Am not keen on knowin d ppl around ere. but I say u keep it going it will keep u busy 4 a while. Kameel is not a she (with regards 2 d peeps u had) its a he. I dont blame u though... from wat I'd gathered u must b Igbo.. with d kola n wine stuff.. so no probs if u cant tell if kameel is a she or a he Say wat>>> I will just leave them ppl 2 handle u straight up... I was on ur side but gal.. Northern star treats ur so ryt ::) ::) 2 rolls up @ yah!!
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and i'm faaaar from being lonely... my two kids are enuff company... plus my granddaughter ihsan... and that fulani chic... ;D
hmmm...ok I not get dis!! what a switch...before u were the granddaughter and now I am... :-/ Anyway shaa...it's all good ;D
um.. ummita... i no get whut ur sayin'... but if its annoyance... ;D hehehe.... oh gelle carree yon!
and who come tell you "peeps" na feminine gendah?? :-/? abi huh? ok.. juss help meeh clarify.. cuz there's some kinda misunderstanding.. and i dont like wasting time for baseless beefs..
ihsan... :-X
Ke my own is, simply, things like this dont offend me,so keep up d good reputation u have 4 beefs. ke I no bi Northern Star style. Go rest! Mi i no get tym 2 figure out who bi male or female...who get my generation name & hence forth... (she signs ::)) So wats d situation like? Ya azumi?
Fyne Dyme, In US, peeps r categorised as females. (put that in2 ur head) Wai Don Allah wat is ur own.. JUST BECAUSE WE R (ALL) NOT READY 2 TELL U WHO WE R, IS NO REASON TO TAKE IT OUT ON D LADY AIGHT. So...just 4got d Jjc's stuff 'n' move on
sheesh... who's takin' it out on which lady??
sorry oh... the part where i come from.. peeps aint females.. its all genders... so :-X people are peeps... so *ahem*
and i aint stressin' on whether u tell meeh who u are or not.. and read all my posts (and wld help if u also check urself ::) )... i dunno where u get all that hositilty from... or u see i insult u??????? plz oh boi... maintain...
ummita... u dont like ibo peeps or whut? cuz i dont see where i vex u...
Halloooo, does sum1 not know how 2 keep d jokes flowin? Ke wasa ake miki Omo'!! who tlk say u vex mi.(she signs again) ::)
that baba pesin betta check 'imsef doh!
Salamualaikum....
Haba Dyme didnt mean no disrespect or wrong approach towards yall.....All ahe was trying to say in her own unique way is "PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF"....
no need for beefin'
salamu alaikum
No 1 was buyin off beefs. I taught every one was jus jokin. Of course that was no wrong approach ::).
hopefullyyy aint no one beefin...stil sounded a bit harsh up there man! anywayzz yall stay kool as ice ....salam
mhm.. i'm vegetarian sef...
What a room. You know what fyne dyme, you just leave em to me. ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LIS`N UP, IF U KNOW U DON`T HAVE A FULL ID THEN ID YOURSELF B4 I COUNT TO THREE, AT LEAST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS
A SS LL
A A S LL
AAAA SS LL
A A S LL
A A SSS LLLLLL ?????
I START TO COUNT ONE...
...biyu
Katsina....Katsiniyin or wat is it u call yur self these days if u no get job make u join one campaign train cos i can smell politics in the air.
hahahaa... na korrect katsinian...
ibrahim come u don mad or......?
i shouldn't be suprised cos this dayz "KANKA A TOSHE YAKE" ;D ;D ;D and basically u cant figure out anything that makes sense. ;D ;D ;D
come u still dey commot basket ball?
Aydee I like that politcs stuff, coz I aint got not`n doin plus asuu is kill`n us. so if ur grandma could get me a seat somewhere I will be glad 2 make use of it.
KAINA A TOSHE YAKE...maybe thats why I can`t count three. kai dazzo. I`ll be there by 23rd...I`ll call u, zan rama by then.
ya'll kinda odd :p lol!!!...
??? ??? ???
Haba se dai ba dyme
Whatever...hey u guys wanna read my misery...it`s on the poetry section. and dazz....have I got news 4 u.
so young, so depressed!.... d@mn that white music
i told u to stop listenin to those white boi bands!!!!! u never hear!!!!!!!!!.....
I taught everyone introduced theirselves when I read all. and some people still no learn lesson to foget di kweshion for who new who old for this site. It doesnt matta. My firen dissapper ;D ::)
It's not white music or bands or boys etc, it's complicated...too complicated
Guess whos back; L'PEEZ BACK Ladies Papi (babanyanmata'z bacK) I did surely miss out alot in this forum
QuoteGuess whos back; L'PEEZ BACK Ladies Papi (babanyanmata'z bacK) I did surely miss out alot in this forum
So wat? if ur back , comon gerrout jare ,u no be member ma sef u juss dey go from page to page u dey write sey u don come back. Okay u want us to start wearing our Pants on our head, wear Iron pants or make we lay Golden kpomo
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So wat? if ur back , comon gerrout jare ,u no be member ma sef u juss dey go from page to page u dey write sey u don come back. Okay u want us to start wearing our Pants on our head, wear Iron pants or make we lay Golden kpomo
Haba, GudFella............as ur name applies GUD fella: Where'z d Gud side. It dont matta whether 1 is a member or not. We still serve d same purpose :-[ ......... let him be!! He'z ma Godfather. LP am glad 2 c u ere' Dad :P
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He'z ma Godfather. LP am glad 2 c u ere' Dad :P
so no be ur bobo he be?? ?? ?? thought u two were getting married (as he (LP) said)
so let us on di thing... or we go just hear ... Ameen (an daura aure) lol.
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so no be ur bobo he be?? ?? ?? thought u two were getting married (as he (LP) said)
so let us on di thing... or we go just hear ... Ameen (an daura aure) lol.
Ihsan: hada ke? Ba haka ba fa!!!!
He muss b juss kiddin around. Mi I no dey 4 this petty petty bobo thingy!! Babu ruwerna.
lol... kinsan mu 'yan addu'ar Allah ya bada zaman lafiya ne ;D ...
Allah Ihsan, ke kam, kiner beni dariya. Ke ne ya kamata abama funny gurl. but Ihsan :-[ I taught u wud stick up 4 me. Eniwes ba haka ba. Ba ruwanar de aure. He was juss kiddin....................... & say no more.
Yeah so wats this topic about!!!!!!!!! ;) JJC's mhmmm,
hi all, why can't we be reallistic for once, when peeps are trying to make friends with ya, ya'all start breaking stuff up. to make new friends to me is the best gift on earth. when peeps have the mind to be philanthropist or altruist ur manners of approuch all change the person for bad, to have another impression on the person,why? this should not be all for one person, but to all.
hope this wont cos any hard-feelings to weak hearts!
Hmm.....Nigerians and their big dictionary words :-X ;D
Hope no hard feelings man;)
yaya diaphanous, ;D
it seems like u are connoisseur and accomplice ::). sha English is not for occidental only 8). Am consigning this to u so that u can make use of the lexicon very well :-*.
Hope no hard feelings, u know u are amicable! ;) ;D
billy boi..... haba.. it all depends on condition, if crafish don bend or not....
hello all & FyneDymeQueen
is not like am angry or anything, i just wrote that so that he has to use the dictoinary. b4 geting what i wrote to him, cos he was saying "nigerians with there big dictionary words. infact i know him personally face to face he is my good friend, am sure no hard feelings.
bilyamin ;D
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infact i know him personally face to face he is my good friend,
;D ;D seriouz bilya u dey add emphasis like sey people no go believe u
i'm out ;) :D
I come I see and I reply; JJC or not, doesnt make any difference with whose posted a topic and whose replied ;)
awwww bilyboi... we know..... ;D i was actually refering to ur "words"... take 'am easy ;D
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hello all & FyneDymeQueen
is not like am angry or anything, i just wrote that so that he has to use the dictoinary. b4 geting what i wrote to him, cos he was saying "nigerians with there big dictionary words. infact i know him personally face to face he is my good friend, am sure no hard feelings.
bilyamin ;D
NORTHERN STAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! ma sistah in worreva it is to be sistasised with!! how bodi? gurrrl.. there are some people here who asked whether we're one person...and i'm like :'( why u wan' yab meeh naaaaa ;D
sup gurl?
QuoteI come I see and I reply; ;)
Na lie....copy copy cat......... Its I come I see & I conquer.. ma babes changed it :P
Not bad Blad!! Not bad: Pretty slicked out.
QuoteI come I see and I reply; JJC or not, doesnt make any difference with whose posted a topic and whose replied ;)
haha u try wo ! better luck next tyme ;D
com on ummta and fella u dont have to be that conclusive.i bet it waz juss a mere coincidence .nnywayz ................
i'm out :D ;)
:DHey man u think sey COINCIDENCE juss dey fall from heaven ney ;D
:D hey man u think na from heaven COINCIDENCE juss dey fall ney ;D
Quotecom on ummta and fella u dont have to be that conclusive.i bet it waz juss a mere coincidence .nnywayz ? ................
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?i'm out :D ;)
I was juss kiddin with her. Which kine coincidence. She like using film words.
Maleeq u ma sef that word (its juss a mere coincigini?) it exactly came out from Keenu Reeves mouth :D ;)
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I was juss kiddin with her. Which kine coincidence. She like using film words.
Maleeq u ma sef that word (its juss a mere coincigini?) it exactly came out from Keenu Reeves mouth :D ;)
i bet u waz jokin ko ummita.
nnywayz i know no keenu reeves ;D talkless of tryna imitate him.
i'm out :D ;)
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i bet u waz jokin ko ummita.
? nnywayz i know no keenu reeves ;D talkless of tryna imitate him.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? i'm out :D ;)
Yes I was Maleeq, Where is Fyne Dyme! Yes Minister of women affairs was busy, so I taught I'd help.............New JJC'S don land. Not 2 worry I told them 2 come down e're.
Am out
Ummita u've done a job welldone ;D ,they r most highly welcome ,though i know sey Dyme assistant go carry them come this JJC section ;D ;D :D
QuoteUmmita u've done a job welldone ;D ,they r most highly welcome ,though i know sey Dyme assistant go carry them come this JJC section ;D ;D :D
Thank u Moh Minister ...........u know I will always b d only faithful servant of k-online8)
(yeah ryt....as if I no get beta work, apart from k-online) ::),
as I was sayin ........na ma busy body come carry me bring information without livin 2 u to handle it ;)
ummita yaya kike so ki laka wa Mohammed wanna sunan da bashi da dadin ji .haba suna sai kace wani mai bin mata
y u dey bother ure self adee :-/i guess ummita isnt tha only person thatz givin posts to peeps ;D
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? i'm out :D ;)
You are without no doubt right Maleeq, She is not the only person giving titles. We gave Fyne Dyme All JJC Madam? She get rank. Mohammad you should hold your head up high to be the minister of Womens affairs :o boy how lucky you are.
Fella from the I read things here. He is mister goody to shoes. every says he is good. so..........................titleship keeps the place lively.
haba adeee, yaya Deserve that name ;D u ma u know. hope u know what i mean 8)
Bilya,Nas hadda ku :o ,lallai duniya ta zama abun da ta zama ::) .Ko da yake bilya ba yau ya fara ba ,amma zan kama shi(including Ummita), just waiting for the right time ;)
bilya wat do u mean by that , mi i no grab wo! ???
Ya'all r 2 funny 2 b true. Fella if ma peeps heard u made it ruff on me...they gon' descend on u. I will first report u 2 Ihsan.
(Infact lets all put a stop 2 d jokes 4 d tym being) even though I know say all work @ no play makes.............make una complete di rest.
OK..............Lets get a bit serious...down 2 business. Feela go spot out d newcomers....Ihsan make sure fella spotted xcatly d newonces. Report it 2 Moh Minista. Minister pass it on 2 Dyme.
There!!!! lets get serious shall we? ;) Who havent I assigned on a task?
i swear this girl no get work ;D
MohammedIbrahim, waiting for the right ;)ha. the right time dont come, u are to reach the right time else it wont come 8) and big men like u dont have time for us kwari(bugs) minister guda ::)
Quotei swear this girl no get work ;D
Fella if ma other halfs heard u been puttin me on d ruff edges....mhmmm I'd reckon u shud start diggin ur own grave!!!
Besides I was only helpin as this topic is 4 JJC'z I taught every1 shud get busy...... :-/
One more push from u Fella...........& truss me ur organs will b up 4 donor ::)
(She laffs)
this girl wetin be ur problem wid me now . All of una sey i be good pessin abi? plz make i rest .
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One more push from u Fella...........& truss me ur organs will b up 4 donor ::)
(She laffs)
HAHAHA lol...Fella u hear wooo...so better get to the work she has assigned you (lol)
QuoteYa'all r 2 funny 2 b true. Fella if ma peeps heard u made it ruff on me...they gon' descend on u. I will first report u 2 Ihsan. ?
(Infact lets all put a stop 2 d jokes 4 d tym being) even though I know say all work @ no play makes.............make una complete di rest.
OK..............Lets get a bit serious...down 2 business. Feela go spot out d newcomers....Ihsan make sure fella spotted xcatly d newonces. Report it 2 Moh Minista. Minister pass it on 2 Dyme.
There!!!! lets get serious shall we? ;) Who havent I assigned on a task?
YES MA (lol)... Fella, u heard the President... 8) ;)
I see things have started getting ........... ;D
? ?Ihsan ?u be the referee i'll do the commentry ;D .
Welcome to monday night raw our fight tonight,which is a weird one is tagged celebrity death match.Our contestants for tonight are Fella a.k.a 123 kid and Ummita a.k.a China ;D.
? ?LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE ;D ;D :D
lol MO... I would have loved to see Fella beaten up by Ummita... :P but I can't be a referee to a fight with di President in it (lol)... and besides, I still need that job...;D
Yo Ummita when do we start
coz that LV bag
has left me so dead broke (lol)
Ihsan fellan nan fa kato ne(lol)!!!! ,and i'm sure u would'nt want to miss that match ;D ;D
Au, to ance maka mata za suyi physical fight ne? sai dai ayi da baki (lol) kuma ko shine giant wa yake da suna (the wrestler) wannan match ba nashi bane, don kuwa nasan Insp. of Police ita zata ci (lol)
May d lurd remove d devil in u. Minister. I say..... devil don enta u. Make we begin observe Excorcism.........(me ana kiran karantun cire de dodo for pessin body)...we get ustazai 4 here?
Well news flash Mo........Minister..........Fella & I r all geed up 2 d ends. We r gud buddies...........init Fella?
So go jump from kilmanjaro mountain.
Ihsan...na u bi di only gel wey get korrect oblongata 4 here...Gud bless u. Well I will send u a contract form via online. when u feel in d details..then down comes ur hair stylist, make up & xcetra....2 motivate u....a free trip 2 hawaii halalulu, a dinner 4 2 & a free ticket 2 watch ma grand openin. Moh Minister........u r not invited.
Ummita kin ji tsoro ne? :P .Fella is not all that big ;D afterall
O ! boy she fear me no be small. And bout tha reconciliation na lie shes juss tryna make peace . the beefs on for life
QuoteO ! boy she fear ?me no be small. And bout tha reconciliation na lie shes juss tryna make peace . ?the beefs on for life
Fear huh!!! I WAS RAISED WITH FAITH WITHOUT FEAR!!!
Oryt...........wats d deal Daddy! Lemme elaborate d situation 'ere. Let me highlight this papi 'ere. Ok u dont wan2 reconcile/ fyn by me. I juss hope u wont byt ur fingers laters. Cuz u gon' find urself in a precarious situation
Go boy boxing bag hang it in ur room & spend twenty-4 seven unleashin ur anger beefs on it......... :P
Am 2 sophisticated 2 have beefs. I only joke around. Besides we all joke around. Man u gotta rominate, think deep.......Beefs not 4 ppl like me.
MAKIN TROUBLE IS NOT D FULFILLMENT OF MA AMBITION 8) 8)
Go fyn anoda beef rival (she laffs). I remain peaceful & will shed d light of peace. & I juss hope this light will touch ur soul
see ya'll!!!!!!!!!
i turn away for a second.. and ya'll done start misbehavin!!!! OYA! ummita... go to ur room and pick pin!!!!!! goodfella... go kneel down in tha corner!!!!!!!!!
Quote see ya'll!!!!!!!!!
i turn away for a second.. and ya'll done start misbehavin!!!! OYA! ummita... go to ur room and pick pin!!!!!! goodfella... go kneel down in tha corner!!!!!!!!!
No prob we'll accept that cuz u no get chance to do that for command ;D ;D . ight sannu da dawowa ;)
Quote see ya'll!!!!!!!!!
i turn away for a second.. and ya'll done start misbehavin!!!! OYA! ummita... go to ur room and pick pin!!!!!! goodfella... go kneel down in tha corner!!!!!!!!!
No prob we'll accept that cuz u no get chance to do that for command ;D ;D . ight sannu da dawowa ;)
Quote see ya'll!!!!!!!!!
i turn away for a second.. and ya'll done start misbehavin!!!! OYA! ummita... go to ur room and pick pin!!!!!! goodfella... go kneel down in tha corner!!!!!!!!!
Ight Dyme we'll accept that cuz u no get opportunity to do that for command ;D ;D .ight sannu da dawowa ;)
rite, so is the match canceled????? yokozona da 123 kid , kai da mun sha kallu :'(, well it's all kool, cos we don't wanna have broken bones do u?
yes it has been cancelled. no more death match for yall. Ummita n I have decided to settle the matter peacefully
Glory glory lurd..I raise ma hands above ma head & say glory 2 d lurd........4 d light of peace has touch his soul. :D (da kada ma ka zo peaceful settlement manar) eniways we don broker peaceful settlement. Whuz d nxt target Fella?
I say everybody.............get Instigator!!!!!
Yeah im with you since were now budies. ;)
Okey dokey..........we gon stick up 4 each other ryt!!!
Moh u neva jump from Kilmanjaro........ wey di tallest buldin dey sef..........yeah Kuala Lumoa..go jump from there.
4GIVE ME MINISTER BUT I JUSS HAD 2 :-/
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Moh u neva jump from Kilmanjaro........ wey di tallest buldin dey sef..........yeah Kuala Lumoa..go jump from there.
4GIVE ME MINISTER BUT I JUSS HAD 2 :-/
LOL!!! ,ba komi ni ma zan samu wadda za mu yi tag-team ,as the saying goes "two is a company,three is a crowd" , ;D .ight guys ba fada kuma ;) .i say we make peace ;)
whitemarshal ina ruwan ka da jjcs
Quotewhitemarshal ina ruwan ka da jjcs
Ni kuma ina ni ina jjc's(lol)!! ,from the looks of it this is a pure case of mistaken identity ;D.Ina tsamman emerald ka ke nema(lol)! ;)
Quotewhitemarshal ina ruwan ka da jjcs
Kai kar ka mana halin naku na JJcs mana ,cuz if u try we go descend on u. And this is no way to introduce yur self ma friend so do it properly before her excellency arrives.
that's right D-Fella...sir bash, better introduce urself before the JJC madame comes back... ;)
8) Ha hah ha lol 8)
I'd like to report to madame jjc or should I say queen, there iz a new jjc who failed to register wid her, and is making comotions out there. He calls himself IbLINK, I think som`n has to be done ehh?
Seee that your mouth Kastinian...as u juss come dey ventilate............reportin Iblink.........u were d assisntant Minister 2 moh.........naso u come vanish...yanzu kadawo, instead of makin an official report of ur comin bck u took Fellaz job 2 report new comers. Eniwez ina ka buya...welcome bck
Well then I`m back in the game. I`ve been around...much more around.haha.
Aniways I`m sorry for all the late replies and neglects coz I neva saw it. And thanks 4 da welcome back sign.
:oOooh, so there is a president, i didnt know. so someone plz fill me in. it seems like i am dealin with a big family here.
whatz the meaning of JJC? i know it means new comer, but what do the letters stand for?
I told u hez a jjc, and he needed the page too ;D :D
:)i guess ibro2g is the blacksheep of the family ko??
Babiiiiii :o u too!!!
wherez my answer???
down the drain dude.
Quote:oOooh, so there is a president, i didnt know. so someone plz fill me in. it seems like i am dealin with a big family here.
whatz the meaning of JJC? i know it means new comer, but what do the letters stand for?
i think its johnny just come.. or journey juss come... or sumthing of dat manner
hi everyone i just joined.i guess mukike nifi da jjc din ko?anyway just wanted to say salam to u all and tell you how wonderful i think ur site is.HMMMMMMM by d way my name is aamatullah (born and bred in kano)
welcome to the spot!!!!!!!! ur actually the first to follow this rule!!!!! lol !!! i give ya mad props luv!!!!!!! ;D
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i think its johnny just come.. or journey juss come... or sumthing of dat manner
who came up with that??
...ask meeh again... juss one more time ;D
Quote...ask meeh again... juss one more time ;D
lol i can see u guyz gettin on well.......juss do ur thang but emm.....iblink i kinna like ur guts here man......but this place can be tha best place 4 u or vice versa depending on how u face it sooo if u can do am jeje :D
hi,i'm a new coming.I present myself.I'm living in france and i discovered this website today.so i'm very pleased and happy.my english is middle cos i'm a francophone so please talk slowly.so see you soon Inch'Allah
WELCOME KAMAL!!!!!!!!! ;D hope u enjoy ur stay... and please, bear with the looney bins!!!! 8)
BAIWar Allah congrats on being the 1st person not to be attacked by Ms Dyme.
Quotehi,i'm a new coming.I present myself.I'm living in france and i discovered this website today.so i'm very pleased and happy.my english is middle cos i'm a francophone so please talk slowly.so see you soon Inch'Allah
(Ummita standz up, re-adjust her tie & straightens her suit then xtends a hand 2 Kamal)
Bonju Brova Bonju!!! Make urself comfy & feel @ home. "Ouch2!! Kinda 4gotten hand shakes b/w a guy & a chick iz haram ryt!!!? Ok have a sit Kamal
baiwar Allah, Kamal... sannun ku da zuwa,Welcome, Ahlan, bienvenido, bienvenu...hope u'll enjoy ur stay with us and be part of our family... ;D
YOUR WELCOME TO KANOONLINE....ENTER AT UR OWN RISK.......
yo juss playin!!! hope yall have a great good time!!! Oh that I know yall will......thats a promeeeeeeeeeeeeees
peace
salamu alaikum
SALAMU ALAIKUM , toh ace ma hajia na iso (MJC not JJC) 8)
Kai mallam, sai ka jira lady dyme for inspection but I will take time & I advice you to behave well because these people here are crazy and you will be finished for making silly mistakes.
Ke Dyme, why did you take out the Fyne. It was cool when you had it. ;)
QuoteKe Dyme, why did you take out the Fyne. It was cool when you had it. ;)
u know as every woman gets older, the FYNE slowly fades away...
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Ke Dyme, why did you take out the Fyne. It was cool when you had it. ;)
& NewGuy said: u know as every woman gets older, the FYNE slowly fades away
I no blame NewGuy @ all, @ all........cuz as d sayin goes...while d cat is away d mouse will play......mhmmmmmmmm eniwez :-X wey di gel sef? Kom c 4 yuwa eye
QuoteKe Dyme, why did you take out the Fyne. It was cool when you had it. ;)
ooooooooooooooh... :o......*tararararararara*
newayzz.. blink... gerraway one side.. because i choose to be modest u think say na backwardness..?? u berra mind urself...
lol.. maye... ;D
Kai JJCs dinnan duk kARYA kuke yi, idan ba tsoro ba kuyi da Hausa mana, har ke Ummita da ke wa kike Dyme wa? bare sababain zuwa Hausa Error Identi.... (kana da aiki), eyy har da ke Ihsan din ma uwa uba su VP ko? hmmm mamaki za ki sha kawai.
Quote? ? ? ? ? ? ?Kai JJCs dinnan duk kARYA kuke yi, idan ba tsoro ba kuyi da Hausa mana, har ke Ummita da ke wa kike Dyme wa? eyy har da ke Ihsan din ma uwa uba su VP ko? hmmm ?mamaki za ki sha kawai.
C big mouth. mune JJC? ko kei ne jjc and its your last warning kada ka sake taba VP wo!!! By d side ways u r welkom 2 d society make ur self comfy but b'ware, b'warned & b aware!!!!
'Farin ciki Barawo ya iske kofa tana bude'
irin wannan sallama haka? ban da abunki ummita ance ai 'Idan kaji makaho yana ayi wasan jifa...........to yataka dutse ne'. ga mai fili ga mai doki,idam batsoro ba introduce yaself mana JJC kawai, ko dan yar Star hudu`n da kike da ita? wai ke senior member ko? To Obasanjo ma sauka zai yi sabo da haka ba Ihsan(VP) babau kayan ta......
... lol.. kana da ban dariya.. amma da sauran hankalin ka..
Quote? ? ? ? ? ? ?Kai JJCs dinnan duk kARYA kuke yi, idan ba tsoro ba kuyi da Hausa mana, har ke Ummita da ke wa kike Dyme wa? bare sababain zuwa Hausa Error Identi.... (kana da aiki), eyy har da ke Ihsan din ma uwa uba su VP ko? hmmm ?mamaki za ki sha kawai.
hmmm, wetin bi yuwa own? I don't even get wat u r yarning about... ::) ko ma meye, nan gani nan bari... :P
lallai u don eat yuwa name... TSAMI GAYE ufff...
mhm.. juss another tarkace to deal with..... :-/
Hala Tsami gaye wasn't inspected b/4 coming in, cos forum in yana ta tsami-tsami.lol :P
Welcome Tsami gaye, lil advice, take it easy with da leaders, mind ur mouth, and stay kool. ;)
hello,
my name is dummy, i just discovered da site while underground in my office during ma duty of minning, it's a kool, nice and funny furom. U all have a nice day and enjoy urself.
How do i sign up 2 be a memeber if anyone can tell me
bye
HEY....HOPE UR DOING WELL...HOPE ALL THE OTHER NEW MEMBERS ARE DOING KOOL TOO...
TO BE A MEMBER. SCROLL TO THE VERY TOP OF THE PAGE...U WILL SEE THE KANOONLINE LOGO. BELOW THE AREA,TO THE RIGHT SIDE , U WILL SEE '''REGISTRATION''' CLICK AND FILL THE FORM..... :)
HAVE A NICE DAY
SALAM
Quote? ?'Farin ciki Barawo ya iske kofa tana bude' ?
? irin wannan sallama haka? ban da abunki ummita ance ai 'Idan kaji makaho yana ayi wasan jifa...........to yataka dutse ne'. ga mai fili ga mai doki,idam batsoro ba introduce yaself mana JJC kawai, ko dan yar Star hudu`n da kike da ita? wai ke senior member ko? To Obasanjo ma sauka zai yi sabo da haka ba Ihsan(VP) babau kayan ta...... ? ?
Biggggggggggggggggg Mouth...........
People
SOS! SOS! A bacteria on d loose in this forum...............yerna tsemiy...........Brova T Gaye...........u r highly welkom, but I will soon call 4 ur depoation..............where ma VP @? Ihsan cud u pass this message 2 Minister of JJC affairs that "how d heck did this guy pass d screenin, taut he wud have been chunked out because of d smell!!![Tsamiyyyyyyyyyy] :P Anyways beri na barka, u mad pass mad pesin(she laffs)
lol...lol....lol...lol... ;D banda abinki ai ance ; 'Yawan shekara bashi ne wayo ba'.
shiiiiiii.... kawo kunnann ki: ` kibunci ki members na parliment' coz i guess I worked my way in :-X :-X :-X
.....lol.... bacteria.....
Quotehello,
my name is dummy, i just discovered da site while underground in my office during ma duty of minning, it's a kool, nice and funny furom. U all have a nice day and enjoy urself.
How do i sign up 2 be a memeber if anyone can tell me
bye
welcome ooooooo!!!!!! lol.. dummy...
I am new here. I decided to do this forum a afavour and transfer my self from one of the roughest forum ever. So be cautious especially that Ummita and Dyme da Twinkle wacece licious da Ihsan da Nafeey.
Wat did I du? Wat did I du again? Ogini? Man sheleshe wo?!!!
I am warnin u women hater...........leave me in peace..
Orangutang kawai (she hisses) anyways u r welkom join d family but hold up shortie!! drop that attitude or else u gon b butt kicked....truss meh ;)
Dayummmm.....loox like another crisis we gonna be dealin wit up in here!
man whats ur beef wit deam laydies??
u tell em 1 more tyme Um**ta......
peace
Quoteda wacece licious.
I bet u didnt even c wat he said about mention nin ur name....u need 2 tell him ur peace as well, ehemm by d way it aint zugi...juss fytin 4 our ryts/
Quoteda wacece licious.
Ga shinen ki geni sosaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, she laffs I sabi zugi fa, tell him ur peace anani?
heheh sistaaa....
ay i saw it , but u know baby boy has pscycological dilemma wit dem laydieez...
right from his very first day on his first date when everything just went wrong....
so sista.....me i really have no time to help talk sense...coz he aint eva gonna understand...
so will like to just passssss out of the zone
peace!
Kai, Fulanicious lol lol kiyi mishi hakuri ba zai sake ba. Newcomer ne .
Ummita kai akwai zugi. (wifey)
jj keni :o. ku daga ziyara shike nan sai a nemi a ci mana
M*t*nci. to in kun hadu sunana yana nan, in baku hadu ba to
shike nan. i hope u peep can read hausa txt. cos i know na
ajebutter hausas full here :P
I know I should have come in here. JJCs din ma JJCn su yayi yawa.
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Quotejj keni :o. ku daga ziyara shike nan sai a nemi a ci mana
M*t*nci. to in kun hadu sunana yana nan, in baku hadu ba to
shike nan. i hope u peep can read hausa txt. cos i know na
ajebutter hausas full here :P
Mutunciiiiiiiiiii........ baka ga cin mutunci ba tukunna. Dizi voi is situfit & I Welkom but shorten that name jare ::)[/b]
QuoteI am new here. I decided to do this forum a afavour and transfer my self from one of the roughest forum ever. So be cautious especially that Ummita and Dyme da Twinkle wacece licious da Ihsan da Nafeey.
Kai kuma a suwa? kare da tallan tsire! plz ja zugar bakin ka kayi gefe guda...me no have time for this ::)
Quotejj keni :o. ku daga ziyara shike nan sai a nemi a ci mana
M*t*nci. to in kun hadu sunana yana nan, in baku hadu ba to
shike nan. i hope u peep can read hausa txt. cos i know na
ajebutter hausas full here :P
hausa? ay nan gidan ka tarar...hausa ke bugar hausa... 8)
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hausa? ay nan gidan ka tarar...hausa ke bugar hausa... 8)
ke bagwariya... maye wani hausa na bugar hausa?.....gwarawa na gwaranci dai
bagwariya kawai
::) kamanta!! bamagujiya...to meye dan ance hausa na bugar hausa? ni da hausa na bugun hausa da hausa na bugar hausa daya ne a wajena...kuma idan hausar ce kake so mu buga to bismillah...
Quote::) kamanta!! bamagujiya...to meye dan ance hausa na bugar hausa? ni da hausa na bugun hausa da hausa na bugar hausa daya ne a wajena...kuma idan hausar ce kake so mu buga to bismillah...
haba ngozi ya zance zan buga dake, ni awa
::) ba nkechi ba...ni bani da lokaci ::)
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ke bagwariya... maye wani hausa na bugar hausa?.....gwarawa na gwaranci dai
lallai ma...to yanzu ni da kai waye bagware/bagwariya? menene wani MAYE? Tosin kawai...
... there is a very thin line b/w beef and love....
Quote... there is a very thin line b/w beef and love....
I'd say they are like matter, both could niether be created nor destroyed, but be converted from one form to the other.
Ani one u hate, its as powerful as love....same goes the other way round.
Quote.
Mutunciiiiiiiiiii........ baka ga cin mutunci ba tukunna. Dizi voi is situfit & I Welkom but shorten that name jare ::)[/b]
1 2 c? which kind name be that ko daya a raba da biyu.
okaaaaaaaaaay i understand u have one eye thats y u called
urself 1 2 C. u mean u have one eye ko/ ;D
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hausa? ay nan gidan ka tarar...hausa ke bugar hausa... 8)
hausa na bugun hausa? Allah! yayi can u tell me the meanin
of gwandara no asalin gwandara in ke ko kai kin cika bahausa
i doubt if u can read that talkless of ..............
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1 2 c? which kind name be that ko daya a raba da biyu.
okaaaaaaaaaay i understand u have one eye thats y u called
urself 1 2 C. u mean u have one eye ko/ ;D
Duh!!! that wasnt funny thou....& no 1 is laffin xcept that u r so borin.......party popper kawai.........wats funny in that post......(hisses)IBB I swear am kool with every1 'ere but Allah kana bani haushi. Comments lyk urs makes me wanna du su'in evil.....lyk (buyin amino acid & pourin it ova ur face) Duh!!! it wasnt funnyyyyyyyy ::)
Hey ummita xtends a hand,......welkom 2 d society....ops (She takes it bck) a muslim chick neva shakes a hand with a guy).........so errrrrrrrr u still iz soooooooooo borin, ;)but u r highy welkom & am so eager 4 u 2 leave ;) [/b]
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hausa na bugun hausa? Allah! yayi can u tell me the meanin ?
of gwandara no asalin gwandara in ke ko kai kin cika bahausa
i doubt if u can read that talkless of ..............
haba ya za ai wannan tasan wani gwandara...............da ce mata kayi menene 'yam' da hausa..........tini zakaji reply tace 'doyan amaraaa' kasan gwarawa da doya...........kai ALLAH GYARA
2 deadly virus on d spread....damn these 2 bois (IBB & wat eva error) surely know how 2 kill a thread ::)........juss look how they overkill this interestin topic (she hisses) I juss wonder how Dyme let them thru[/b]
Ummitah kar ki damu kanki....za su war ware...na kwan biyu ne kin san halin JJCs.
Honestly Ibro they r gettin on ma nervesssss (she sulks) :-[ & How d hell did Dyme even let them in..........I've had enuff of 'em :'([/b]
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hausa na bugun hausa? Allah! yayi can u tell me the meanin
of gwandara no asalin gwandara in ke ko kai kin cika bahausa
i doubt if u can read that talkless of ..............
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haba ya za ai wannan tasan wani gwandara...............da ce mata kayi menene 'yam' da hausa..........tini zakaji reply tace 'doyan amaraaa' kasan gwarawa da doya...........kai ALLAH GYARA
Ku biyun nan hawainiyar ku ta kiyayi rama ta!!!!! bani son aikin kawai!!! this family used to be a peace one before u 2 kaddara ku fado...I wish u'll just vanish...mtsssssss
QuoteHonestly Ibro they r gettin on ma nervesssss (she sulks) :-[ & ?How d hell did Dyme even let them in..........I've had enuff of 'em :'([/b]
Bari dai sista... Mins. Dyme, I call upon u to ask ur security guards to check these guys again...if not we will take matters into our hands... >:(
[/b]
QuoteHonestly Ibro they r gettin on ma nervesssss (she sulks) :-[ & ?How d hell did Dyme even let them in..........I've had enuff of 'em :'([/b]
ALLAH SARKI. YA ZAMA DOLE CIN KASUWA DA MAKIYI
SAI DAI KU MUTU ;D
haba kukuwa, ayi mutunci anan mana in an shiga 'bring ur beef...' dinnan ayi rigimar daza ayi
Ni kuwa the way I see it..the only two having problems with real members is beevis and butt head (IBB & Hausa Erro) don Allah ku kyale Ummita da Ihsan mu sukayi muku haka da zafi. Give the gurls a break
Quotehaba kukuwa, ayi mutunci anan mana in an shiga 'bring ur beef...' dinnan ayi rigimar daza ayi
Haka ko?? to shikenan..a can BSBS za'a yi mako...dama dai ::)
QuoteNi kuwa the way I see it..the only two having problems with real members is beevis and butt head (IBB & Hausa Erro)
Haha, kayi magana Anwar
ummita and ihsan..no worry.. we go deal with them... ;D
Quoteummita and ihsan..no worry.. we go deal with them... ;D
IN GANI A KASA ANCE DA KARE ANA BIKI A GIDAN KU 8)
come oh, u dis boi.. u rather run thru hell in gasoline drawers than mess wit' meeh... >:(...
wai, bam ma gane mai ka ke chewa ba... da sauran hankalin ka!
DYme kake
nace in kani a kasa ance da kare ana biki a gidan ku
Quoteummita and ihsan..no worry.. we go deal with them... ;D
How wunt I worry wen, that moron, IBB has finally succeeded in drivin away ma own VP, ma own true freind Ihsan..........am really upset.......y u let him off lyk that Dyme? huh? y neva showed him d true "we dont take crap here"? Wat happened 2 check-inz u usually make? Am highly dissapointed...........Laydeeeeeee plz act quick
QuoteDYme kake
nace in kani a kasa ance da kare ana biki a gidan ku
and i s'pose u'se the dog?
sannu madam ummi.. mrs instigatoh ;D
dyme_queen ba hausa, karin magana ce aka maki da ALLAH
and juss like that u assume i'm hausa?
8)error share wannan bayin Allah babu yadda zasu yi da mu.
kasan YA ZAMA DOLE CIN KASUWA DA MAKIYI ;D
see ur head like fowl nyash own... sharrap ma firen!
yo look who's talkin.
close that trap my friend
m outa here
lol.. ur gone? like, an kore ka?... hehe.. haba, its all luv!!!!! not that i care if u go or stay..... :P ;D
;D ;D :P :P :-* :-* INA NAN. GOING NO WHERE HAHAHA
muna nan da kai ne... 8)
tsk tsk tsk....JAY JAY SEAS...
Quote;D ;D :P :P :-* :-* INA NAN. GOING NO WHERE HAHAHA
why are u kissing urself?
JJC's are sooooooooooo ODD!
aa moi-moi har dake lol. NAN GANI NAN BARI ;D
nawawo!!!
;DYa Allah. Kai IBB, a lal'laba samarin zamani.
Members kun ga yanna shege* yaro, duk yabi ya gallabi kuwo, yanna lallai an haipeka amma da aihowan yuyuyu gumma da daya qaqara. ::)
He's gettin on ma nerves. Plz dyme, Ummita, Ihsan, Fella do sumthing bout diz useless bra* ;D ;D
too lalle ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
moi-moi?? :-/ ?? toh, shi kenen.. karshen zamanin nicknames kenan!!!
I HAVE SEEN A COUPLE OF NEW NAMES AROUND HERE. MIND IF YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELVES GUYS? ;)
I'm myself and this is my picture - :)
Your name say's it all hehehe ;D ;D ;D nice pic
WOW! nice pic ::)
kai gaskiya ugly pic ur so ugly menn will any one ever want to see yu kowa ............hey just kiddin
I am confsed ::)i dont know whether i am jjc or not,any way salam to u all,hope is going to be fun. 8)
Assalamu alaikum,
Yes, i am a new comer but not a JJC, i hail from Funtua, KTS and am a labourer in a manufacturing concern in the NE of Nija. I am happy joining the kanoline family.
Wassalamu alaikum
u're highly welcome kilishi and engr.Tukur .it's usually ummita's or ibro2g's responsibility to welcome newcomers but dont worry it's a family here....u're most welcome and i promise you'll find the site most useful and entertaining....and dont worry every1 was a jjc at 1 time or the other :D
where's ibro ma sef? ?
wetin u dey do ne????? dis aint for JJC`s any more.............. Engr. or wetin make u na karry ur wahala go. B`coz u b Engr. or wetin dats y kowa ibi like welllcome ...... mallam jst go.....,,,,, u re a road side mechanic.
hey hey hey dats how we do our things hia.......... u welllcome Bro!!!!!
Auuuwwwwww thanks Ggannaka
Actually it is a general responsibility to welcom peeps in here, and K-online must go on no matter what.
Once again, Kilishi and Engineer tukur a welcome from me is well worth a welcome from him...or anyone else okay.
Dont worry dyme you have a good question there i wonder why they are all attacking you. if they dont want to introduce themselves why cant they just keep quiet.
very good introduction speaker 8) ;D
COMIN OUT SOON
;)
QuoteCOMIN OUT SOON
;)
prison ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? :o
enh... so who i be?
;D ni ne dan tukurbabantukurjikantukurmallamtukurrrrrrrrrrr! ;D
Next tambaya please!
dyme no mind me oh jare, i am who you think i am. i will always speak on your behalf. so just take me by my name. by the way you who you be now?
Quoteenh... so who i be?
;D ni ne dan tukurbabantukurjikantukurmallamtukurrrrrrrrrrr! ;D
Next tambaya please!
jjc of the month
u r welcome tukur....enjoy
yeah my bro from prison. U know waziri is surpos to be jailed so i went 4 him. ask ummita she will gist u
Mhmmm IBB :-/, I taut u was d one jailed 4 stealin a can of tuna :-/ sumbody shed sum lyt...am confused :-/
Mallam, keidei iz gud 2 hav u back ;)
Oh! by d way Tukur, u r highly VELKOM! Enjoy ur stay
ummi is zat wat waziri told u. he stole the tuna not me he said he's broke got no food in his locker
QuoteOh! by d way Tukur, u r highly VELKOM! Enjoy ur stay
Oh thanks alot. i'm plizd to belong to dis wonderful K-family
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jjc of the month
u r welcome tukur....enjoy
Thank u o for my welcome. wichi montu be ya own? :)
Its nice to belong. ur suna rings bell. cheers
Quoteenh... so who i be?
;D ni ne dan tukurbabantukurjikantukurmallamtukurrrrrrrrrrr! ;D
Next tambaya please!
you are welcome you really know how to introduce yourself,have a nice time
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you are welcome you really know how to introduce yourself,have a nice time
Naji dadi. Na gode. Yaya kake? Peace.
dyme dont mind them,they will surely introduced dere self to you.
Quotedyme dont mind them,they will surely introduced dere self to you.
hmmn su samira 'yan neman wajen zama