ELECTIONS 2004
O.K guys!The new year has come and its time to elect the new executives of KANOONLINE.....
As u all know,Ummita has been the presido and ibro2g the governor.That was then!
Do they deserve a second term?(tazarce)? Well its left for the members to decide.....
The former executive council is hereby dissolved..
The following posts are vacant:
1.President.
2.Governor
3.Secretary/P.R.O
Interested candidates can indicate their interests by posting(the interest) on this thread ;D...U can start your campaign right away....By the way, only members are eligible....
The campaigns will last for two weeks and at the end a date will be fixed(by ourselves) for the elections.
The results will then be announced by the inec executives of kanoonline.They are:
Gogannaka,zezezee and gimbiya(the iron lady)
Ehem Ehem!!(clears throat)...As the inec chairman of konline,i hereby declare open the 2004 campaign season...(fireworks!!)
Suggestions are welcome........
P.S: NO RIGGING/MAGUDI(otherwise known as P.D.P)..
i hereby pose candidate por ze fost op Fresido, and i habe my Bice Fresident in ferson op Alhaji, Dr. Hausanicious, we represent Ze A.O.P.P (All Onliners People's Party).
Our Mission: For ze total rights op ze Onliners in zeir welpair & in ozer social, electronical, phycological & economical freedom.
We will stand por all zose feofle who can not stand por zeir rights, ip we emerge ze leaders in zis coming election, we will "inSha Allah" establish audio/bisual software in zis baeutipul website op our (*crowds cheering*). With the helf op my bice, we will establish Porum in the chit-chat center where members can fost zier fictures por references. (*more cheering*)
Our motto: United We Stand, Dibided We Pall!
Mudacris: (shouting) "A.O.P.P"
Onliners: (roaring) "Service" (X2)
A.O.P.P.!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, as u habe olredi know, wi stand in pront op yu tu kontest for za post op President of K-online with Hon. Mudacris as za president & me mah humble self Hon. Hausanicious as his bayis president onda awa gret party A.O.P.P. Wi are zaya por putting awa eye tu si yo botes on za elekshon day. ;D ;D ;D
NB: Hon. Mudacris habe porgotten tu imporm yu dat awa niyu kontestant por za post op kansilaship is Hon. 1/2 sy
Sank yu beri beri moch wallahi por yo kandid sofot and ko-ofireshon. Mungode
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i hereby pose candidate por ze fost op Fresido, and i habe my Bice Fresident in ferson op Alhaji, Dr. Hausanicious, we represent Ze A.O.P.P (All Onliners People's Party).
Our Mission: For ze total rights op ze Onliners in zeir welpair & Our motto: United We Stand, Dibided We Pall!
Mudacris: (shouting) "A.O.P.P"
Onliners: ?(roaring) "Service" ?(X2)
Mudacris, you can count on my support on the "A.O.P.P"
And about my post in this party? if you guyz won the election.
we'll discuss that later after we chop the election ?8)
HIP HIP HURRAY, "A.O.P.P" For life!!!!!!!!!!
This party will win the election I.A.
Sai Dante Jr!
Ah, sank u beri moch awa broda D. Jr. por sofotin os and am shuwa wi will neba let ppl laik u dawun. Wi are rili lukin powad por yu and yo sofotas to join awa farty, it is za winin farty Insha Allah. Wi olso fromis u zat a gud folitikal rebolushon is gonna tek fles.
Wi du hof zat oza membas wil join os (za winin farty, A.O.P.P.)
Wi olso ashuwa u zat with Hon. Mudacris & his Bayis President Hon. Hausanicious yu will neber rigret boting os in tu ofis. Wi wil mek yo layif beta. Za'a samu famfon hura da na nono ;D
? ? ? ? ? ? UP A.P.P ?;D UP A.P.P ?;D
New party for both aljanu's & people to come together
and enjoy this pary.
? ? ? ? ?A.P.P ? : ? ? ALJANUS & PEOPLES PARTY.
This party has just been registered and we must win this
election. DOLE ne we will win.
We are looking for new members.
N.B
Ip you support us, we promise to bring you Pam-pon
FURA DA NONO right from the bottom of your computer
screen ;D
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?UP ?A.P.P ? ;D ? ?UP A.P.P ?;D
Quote? ? ? ? ? ? UP A.P.P ?;D UP A.P.P ?;D
New party for both aljanu's & people to come together
and enjoy this pary.
? ? ? ? ?A.P.P ? : ? ? ALJANUS & PEOPLES PARTY.
UP A.P.P ;D
I'm your no. 1 supporter tsimburbura 8)
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N.B
Ip you support us, we promise to bring you Pam-pon
FURA DA NONO right from the bottom of your computer
screen ?;D
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?UP ?A.P.P ? ;D ? ?UP A.P.P ?;D
hehehehee!!! this is getting interesting!
Assalamu alaikum,
To be candid the youth need to get involved Nigerain politics, breathe some life into the system and change the system.
I will like to see some kanoonliners contesting and becoming Chairmen, Governors and legislators.........
Allah Yayi mana jagora.
C ur head Gogannaka, we didnt even elect u 4 d chairman, yet u chose urself & again that president thing dat I was is sum'en more of a joke & messin bout...............thats lyk durin d gud ol days.............Had enuff of it......with all pleasesss carry on But I will end lyk this.........I take a pledge 2 solely support each & every member 2 wateva position........but theres juss one problem, d post of Vice President shall neva b taken off.........its 4 Mohammed Ibrahim & indeed he is a gud leader, howeva if he is 2 b taken off as he is no longer here, then its up 2 old leaders 2 approve who best suits that position. The only person capable of that postion will b IBRO2G. Gud luck 2 d candy's mah luv & many muah*muah 2 u guys............l
hmmmmm, baki abun magana! ;D
where u go sef?
where r all da politicians?>?????????? i cant see ppl climbing ontop the drums and making some noise!!!!!
hon muda and hausanicious, tsumburbura where u at????
This Elections gonna be FUN ?;D
It's getting more interesting. A.O.P.P for life !!!
hehehehe...am gonna sit back here and enjoy myself...cause this is gonna be some real fun...
I sieze such opportunities to render ideas of unity and intellectual progress, i do not want to run for any of the positions above , due to the fact that im new in the forums and not necessarily acquinted with all the admnistrative issues, but what i do want to propose is a formation of a party, one that will work on and off line with uncorrupted dedication to raise awareness of social economical and even political issues, members will participate in BOOK trade, software and tech. supoort ,shareware notices and will provide links to cultural and intellectual theories lectures and speaches on line, we will further amalgamate discussion forums where members will be asked to deliver a theory on various subjects weekly,( or any amount of time we agree on ) this will be sort of like a class room, im are open for more suggestions, i hereby propose the name :
T.R.U.T.H. ( pronounced truth ) as the name for this party
the acronym above stands for:
T.eaching
R.evolutionary
U.nity
T.o
H.ue-manity
i propose the motto: REVOLUTION IS AN EXTENTION OF EVOLUTION,
*note that humanity above is misspelled not as an error but intentionally i did so to inject a second meaning into the word HUMAN im sure many in here are aware of what the word HUE means, for those who are not, it means color, eg. as in people of color , the african people, as i believe we all are in here, its also the first 3 letters in the name of our revolutionary Comrade the founder of the black panther movement party in america HUEY P NEWTON who was assasinated by the feds, thus providing a third meaning to the word,
well thats about it , any intrested members can just say so in their post below, we will later decide on THE candidates,
and i think after all canditaes are present we sould have a candidate debate, after all we need to know the intellectual capacity of our leaders huh ? just a thought
the TRUTH ya'll
*CLEARS HER VOICE* EXCUZEMUAAAAAAAAAAAA POLITICIANS ::). YA'ALL ARE JUST RAPPING..............."WE" AM TALKING ABOUT THE REAL LEADERS WE HAVE NOT YET GIVEN UP OUR SITS...........YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THIS: GO AND CHECK A THREAD TITLED LEADERS OF KANOONLINE AND SEE HOW D REAL THANGGGGGG FLOWS. ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING JARGON......................
CHIAWWWWWWW................CHINEKE................WHO GIVE THAT MUMU TITLE................HAUSANICIOUS, I RATHER DIE THAN TO VOTE FOR YOU :P (MY SWEETEST FREIND) ::) ;D
::) ::)(*Hafsy walks away mumbling*)= Duk shirme sukeyi........munanan dai bamu bada matsayin mu!!!!!
Quote*CLEARS HER VOICE* EXCUZEMUAAAAAAAAAAAA POLITICIANS ::). YA'ALL ARE JUST RAPPING..............."WE" AM TALKING ABOUT THE REAL LEADERS WE HAVE NOT YET GIVEN UP OUR SITS...........YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THIS: GO AND CHECK A THREAD TITLED LEADERS OF KANOONLINE AND SEE HOW D REAL THANGGGGGG FLOWS. ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING JARGON......................
CHIAWWWWWWW................CHINEKE................WHO GIVE THAT MUMU TITLE................HAUSANICIOUS, I RATHER DIE THAN TO VOTE FOR YOU :P (MY SWEETEST FREIND) ::) ;D
::) ::)(*Hafsy walks away mumbling*)= Duk shirme sukeyi........munanan dai bamu bada matsayin mu!!!!!
Pls come back and enlighten us a bit more !
dunno what u'r talkin bout! ::)
Big bro... I know u wouldn't understand...ma sista is talking about when we was leaders ;D go look for the topic titled leaders of kanoonline (as she has suggested) and then u'll see for yourself what she meant by her comment.
Quote*CLEARS HER VOICE* EXCUZEMUAAAAAAAAAAAA POLITICIANS ::). YA'ALL ARE JUST RAPPING..............."WE" AM TALKING ABOUT THE REAL LEADERS WE HAVE NOT YET GIVEN UP OUR SITS...........YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW THIS: GO AND CHECK A THREAD TITLED LEADERS OF KANOONLINE AND SEE HOW D REAL THANGGGGGG FLOWS. ALL OF YOU ARE TALKING JARGON......................
CHIAWWWWWWW................CHINEKE................WHO GIVE THAT MUMU TITLE................HAUSANICIOUS, I RATHER DIE THAN TO VOTE FOR YOU :P (MY SWEETEST FREIND) ::) ;D
::) ::)(*Hafsy walks away mumbling*)= Duk shirme sukeyi........munanan dai bamu bada matsayin mu!!!!!
Sorry sistah,
Baki san sabuwar shekara tayi ba! A time for change
of this Regime. Mun gaji da wannan regime dinku!
Ko ba haka bane ba, kanoonlinerz?
Ip you don't give up your seats, Hmhmhm! Beware of
za KOFATO! we will do a COUP for your party.
4 yuwa infomation, better join ze winning farty!
A.P.P - Aljanu & Peoples Party.
hello members the name of our party is (A.M.k) meaning (Atara mu kwashe). and any body who wants to win this election should register with this our party. the forms will be available soon.(A.M.K) is the winning party. we have all the connection to win this election.YOU EIGHTER BE WITH US TO WIN OR BE WITH THE LOOSING PARTY TO LOOSE. the rest is up to you.
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Sorry sistah,
Baki san sabuwar shekara tayi ba! A time for change
of this Regime. Mun gaji da wannan regime dinku!
Ko ba haka bane ba, kanoonlinerz?
Ip you don't give up your seats, Hmhmhm! Beware of
za KOFATO! we will do a COUP for your party.
4 yuwa infomation, better join ze winning farty!
? ? ? A.P.P - Aljanu & Peoples Party.
For u'r information, A.P.P has been disqualified for the next
coming election 2004. Accordind to the kanoonline constitution
of 2004 section 3 chapter 4; Candidates are not allowed to
harrase any member of the INEC official!
Better join the winnin party A.O.P.P, On behalf of the Presido
HON. Mudacis, maybe we might give you something like
The chief security guard of cleanin ze kanoonline toilets.
Hahahahahahahaha.....hum!
this election will hold very soon....... so better sit up-tight...!
a nemo makaman yaki fa!!!! but riggin will not be tolerated fa!
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For u'r information, A.P.P has been disqualified for the next
coming election 2004. Accordind to the kanoonline constitution
of 2004 section 3 chapter 4; Candidates are not allowed to
harrase any member of the INEC official!
Better join the winnin party A.O.P.P, On behalf of the Presido
HON. Mudacis, maybe we might give you something like
The chief security guard of cleanin ze kanoonline toilets.
Interesting story, and who are you to say that! Who wrote
the constritution? bamusan mene constitution a duniyar nan
ba, sai maganar allah kadai! Ita kadai muke amfani da ita.
Da kika san maganar Allah amma aka kama ki kin kama wata yarinya a Kebbi, ta samu Tsumbukka?
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Da kika san maganar Allah amma aka kama ki kin kama wata yarinya a Kebbi, ta samu Tsumbukka?
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE LIST OF RANKS OD THE ELECTORATES AND CANDITATES.......A COPY SHOULD BE SENT TO PRESIDENT & HER VICE (UMMITA & IHSAN) SO THAT THEY CAN SIGN THEIR RESIGNATION THAT IS IF THEY SO "FREE WILLED" TO DO SO........I REPATE SAI SUN YADDA...........AFTA DAT ................I WUD LIKE TO HAVE A LIST OF THE OPP MEMBERS........
TSUMBURBURA KINSAN MATSAYINA KOWA! TOHHHHH INA DAYA DAGA CIKIN BABBAR MASU MIKAMI, KI NEMI IBRO FOR SAURAN BAYANI, KO WAZIRI KIJI ;D
AOPP MEMBERS PLEASE COME FORWAD..........AMK MEMBERS PLEASE MOVE BACKWARDS ;D
Zat's my girl...hahahahahah!
I can see some ppl making baseless allegations of bribery while some are taking the laws into their own hands by dissolving parties..INEC would want to make it categorically clear that at no time was any of its respective members offered a bribe by any of the political parties.
INEC has also observed the insinuations made by some members of the dissolved executive cabinet.Such insinuations should henceforth discontinue or else INEC will be forced to use the power empowered it by the people of kanoonline.
Any former member who is not comfortable with the dissolution of the former executives is free to contest in the upcoming elections
Thank you for your confidence in INEC.
SIGNED:INEC Chairman.
A.O.P.P !!! ;D
Menene post dina ne a wannan party?
Gaskiya na raba kafa ta yanzu 8) ;)
ban san matsayina ba har yanzu in anci wannan zabe :-/
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A.O.P.P !!! ? ;D
Menene post dina ne a wannan party?
Gaskiya na raba kafa ta yanzu ?8) ;)
ban san matsayina ba har yanzu in anci wannan zabe :-/
hahahaha...Allah sarki masoyi...yanzu kai da kana tayi masu campaign amma baka san matsayin ka ba?
To ku yanzu A.O.P.P me zaku ce game da wannan... :-X
Mu dai yanzu abun da za mu ce annan shi ne Masoyi kadda ka ji wani abu, tinda kana tare da mu kuma ka yarda da mu za mu baka mamaki in a fositibe way! Saboda haka bai kamata ka damu ba, yanzu dai ni zan yo meeting da ragowar members din saboda wannan issue din nakka, kar ka damu Insha Allahu ba wani abu.
Amma ke Ihsan ke da kike Permanent Secretary kuma ai ina ganin u r also in a better fosition 2 refly his demands? KO ba haka bane?
Amma muda...tun muna shiri kama dai na wannan zance! yaya za'a yi ada in VP sannan yanzu kuma kace wani wai PS! lallai ma... ni fa na gaya maka na bar tsiyasa (bare kuma yanzu har an hada da aljanu :o) (lol)
to ba komai dai...wannan mu kami da kake so a bani na barwa Masoyi... :)
When will this Election commence?
Zat i think u habe 2 ask ze INEC Oppicials!
Ladies and gentlemen,due to some circumstances beyond the control of INEC,i on behalf of all the INEC officials hereby announce that the elections 2004 has been postponed indefinately.Henceforth an interim govt has been set up, headed by mudacriss who has since abandoned party politics.He will work along with the former executives(that were dissolved).
The interim government will arrange for the Elections (if they wish) and after,hand over power to a "democratically elected" government.
With this Announcement,INEC is hereby dissolved.The Honourable members(Gogannaka,zezezee and Gimbiya) will proceed to an all expense (paid) vacation to a resort in the Bahamas.This is in appreciation to their hardwork and dedication to duty.
We wish the new government a successful governance..
SIGNED:INEC.
YOU JUST DEY YARN DUST BECAUSE EFRITIN YOU TALK DIYA NA WITHOUT OUR NOLEGE. WHO NO FIT EVEN KNOW DI TIME ELECTION TAKE PLACE. I CALL FOR REASONABLE RECONSIDERATION jare! Yes they can take to sit but we no dey gane wetinshele? ah'
VOTE APP
ALJANNU AND PEOPLES PARTY!!!!
FOR
UNINTY BTWN MUTANE DA ALJANNU
PEACE BTWN MUTANE DA ALJANNU.
PROGRESS OF ALL MURTANE AND ALJANNU.
Dante stop laffin.(whatin funny), u never read this: MINAL JINNATI WANNASI.
If u vote 4 us, we shall solve problem of Gamo and hawan Iska, we shall bring unity among both Aljannu and Mutane.
TSUMBURBURA, I DE 4 UR SUPPORT.
APP: UNITY AND SECURITY.
QuoteYOU JUST DEY YARN DUST BECAUSE EFRITIN YOU TALK DIYA NA WITHOUT OUR NOLEGE. WHO NO FIT EVEN KNOW DI TIME ELECTION TAKE PLACE. I CALL FOR REASONABLE RECONSIDERATION jare! Yes they can take to sit but we no dey gane wetinshele? ah'
Becareful. better mind your tounge.
or else you will go to jail. have you
forget you are still under house arrest?
You are among the most wanted in this
forum. and my Jail awaits you.
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Becareful. better mind your tounge.
or else you will go to jail. have you
forget you are still under house arrest?
You are among the most wanted in this
forum. and my Jail awaits you.
Mr. Law Enforcer u r about to pass ur boundry, so u too need to be extra careful.
This Gurl pass the level of being Jailed here, cos she is the first lady of the house.
If u did not mind ur self u will end up in that jail, kaji ko?
QuoteLadies and gentlemen,due to some circumstances beyond the control of INEC,i on behalf of all the INEC officials hereby announce that the elections 2004 has been postponed indefinately.Henceforth an interim govt has been set up, headed by mudacriss who has since abandoned party politics.He will work along with the former executives(that were dissolved).
The interim government will arrange for the Elections (if they wish) and after,hand over power to a "democratically elected" government.
With this Announcement,INEC is hereby dissolved.The Honourable members(Gogannaka,zezezee and Gimbiya) will proceed to an all expense (paid) vacation to a resort in the Bahamas.This is in appreciation to their hardwork and dedication to duty.
We wish the new government a successful governance..
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?SIGNED:INEC.
With all due resfect....mr INEC, y would an election whom has already reached ze fresidential lebel b cancelled, n an interim gobernment b established? N 2ndly, y would a body of gobernment such as INEC b dissolbed? I smell a rat. i habe noticed a sign op election rigging since prom ze begininig...n zis was due 2 ze subsequent fostfoning op ze election date, n i beliebe zat ze INEC oppicials habe been tremendously bribed by ze so called A.M.K n A.P.P...zat is y zey plew 2 ze bahamas 2 enjoy zeir booty ... All ze same, i would habe 2 hold a meeting with my body op A.O.P.P candidates 2 "Tattauna" about zis issue n u will here ze result op ze meeting.
"...Dan Nijeria will neber change...!!!"
;)mhmm (thinking) why dont all of u come online on a specific date then we will solve this issue of who is being da president of where. :D :D do act like da onliners i know.and ummita know body rules here we all r one so no oldtimer can say shit!!
i am not insulting any oldtimer but simply saying we should all be cool. up up up A.O.P.P. 8)
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With all due resfect....mr INEC, y would an election whom has already reached ze fresidential lebel b cancelled, n an interim gobernment b established? N 2ndly, y would a body of gobernment such as INEC b dissolbed? I smell a rat. i habe noticed a sign op election rigging since prom ze begininig...n zis was due 2 ze subsequent fostfoning op ze election date, n i beliebe zat ze INEC oppicials habe been tremendously bribed by ze so called A.M.K n A.P.P...zat is y zey plew 2 ze bahamas 2 enjoy zeir booty ... All ze same, i would habe 2 hold a meeting with my body op A.O.P.P candidates 2 "Tattauna" about zis issue n u will here ze result op ze meeting.
"...Dan Nijeria will neber change...!!!"
These are all baseless allegations.....wai when will Nigerians ever stop such allegations? ? ?
Abeg make u leave us enjoy our vacation jo........idan ma tonon asiri za ayi ai kai mudacriss, i am 100% sure that u will end up in kanolicious's jail.You and that man dante..
Let me make it
CATEGORICALLY KILIYA that the INEC members resigned honourably due to some reasons best known to us ;D.
No Tazarze!! No Tazarce!! : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ummita and Ibro2g must gooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Mr G-naka, the INEC officials, everyone reading me right now, may we pls raise our hands-up for a prayer : -
(*Praying LOUDLY*)
"Rabbana lata.........
...........................
...........................
..................Fatiha"
To jama'a!
I would hereby wish the new President elect, honourable
mudacris and his vice Hon. Hausanicious a well successful good take over of the office in kanoonline cyberspace!
To all the rest of the parties who failed the elections E.G
A.M.K (atara mu kwashe) , A.P.P (aljanu peoples party) & the rest of the other parries, i wish you success in next years kanoonline elections.
Ma'assalaaam.
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Tsimburra don't get me wrong, haka allah yayi.
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