:) Comarads welcome to webmystery. ?We shall know you by your words. Check out and let's know which one you are not.
Fulanicious = Jan gwarzo, businesslike and officious, mallam scholar. ?Matsi shi kan sa kalangu zaki.
Ihsan = On the quite side, traditionalist, administrator. ?Domin rana daya ba a kin guzuri.
Ummita = Active, lively, talks much, confusion(ummita jey~el, JL, ummita J.L) :). Gyaran hanci yafi gyaran gona.
DymeQueen = Humble, playful, may be quite, firm and curious. ?Shimfidar fuska, tafi shifidar gado.
Ibro2g = Likeable,goodlooking, neat, ambitious, futuristic and ?optimist. ?Inda ba kasa a ke gardamar kokawa.
abdulmaleeq = Cool, confident administrator. Wuyar wuri ba a zo ba.
Gogannaka = Rogged, boxer, friendly. ?Dutse ba ka fargaba.
Dagoodfella = Fair minded, elder, robust, confident. ?Kama da wane ba wane ba.
lionger = Self concious, patient,tolerant. Da muguwar rawa gwamma kin tashi.
MohammedIbrahim = Shy, choosy, ?valentino. ?In zaka huta, ka huta a babbar inuwa.
Twinkle = Frank, selective, generous. Da rashin sani akan bar araha.
1/2-sy = Curious, jovial serious. ?Me ya raba dambe da fada.
arubuta = No qualms, fews words. ?Yaro ko da ganin birni yafi garin su.
kilishi = Counsellor, arbiter. A bar kaza cikin gashin ta.
IBB = No time, bold, mara...nic? . Ma tambayi baya bata.
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Mr Fulanicious
Mallam Ihsan
Ummita (ummita jey~el, JL, ummita J.L) :). Gyaran hanci yafi gyaran gado.
Tuks.....errrrrrr if am not mistaken, I think those 2 r actually guls as in women as in females.....it cud b betta addressin dem with (Miss & Mallama)
& 4 mah namessssss, thats even juss a few...technically speakin akwai 6,550 ways 2 put out mah name....so lets minus 6,550 from d three names up there its equals to 6547. I got all d names registered on mah birth certificate 8) (she laffs)
NICE ONE TUKS.............Sauran kanka
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Ibro2g = goodlooking, neat,
abdulmaleeq = Cool,
Gogannaka = Rogged,
Dagoodfella = robust,
Ehemmm errrrrrrr, all these words cud b termed as admirational.............y were u admirin dem boiz? :-/
Most esp...(wai robust) :o...toh minkem beri dei nayi shiru.....du ur thing Tuks (she laffs) juss kiddin.
salam
just confused a lil ...... n whats up wit MR. Fulanicious....LOL
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1 Jan gwarzo
?2 Matsi shi kan sa kalangu zaki.
?3 Domin rana daya ba a kin guzuri.
4 Gyaran hanci yafi gyaran gado.
PLEAAAAAAASE CAN U CARIFY WHAT THE ABOVE MEAN??
For Ummita: Thanks. ban san nawa ba. U may gaya mani.
That Fulanicious and Ihsan-nious sound masculinious from the webmystery books. Anyway, sannu miss da malama. Nagode. Just for dat reason i'm admirin dem.
For Fulaniciuos: Gender in the web, i wan believe na de same. Ummita has asked me to address u as miss or malama. korrekshon noted.
1 Jan gwarzo
2 Matsi shi kan sa kalangu zaki.
3 Domin rana daya ba a kin guzuri.
4 Gyaran hanci yafi gyaran gona.
As for de clarification of de above please open the sister webside DANDALI for dia meaning. Just admiring the beauty of the Hausa language.
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Tuks.....errrrrrr if am not mistaken, I think those 2 r actually guls as in women as in females.....it cud b betta addressin dem with (Miss & Mallama)
& 4 mah namessssss, thats even juss a few...technically speakin akwai 6,550 ways 2 put out mah name....so lets minus 6,550 from d three names up there its equals to 6547. I got all d names registered on mah birth certificate 8) (she laffs)
NICE ONE TUKS.............Sauran kanka
Kai dis ya arithmetics de 1 kind. "so lets minus 6,550 from d three names up there its equals to 6547". I no gree at all at all. ?Lets see it again three minus 6,550 is equal to minus 6547.
or 3 - 6,550 = - 6547 dia4, all dis names wey u claim dey b ya own na borro borro u dey owe. ?Beta u return de names 4 dem owners. ?Huta laaaaaaaafiyaaaaaaaa! :) :) ;D
DAN-BARNO
GAISUWA DAGA WEBMYSTERY.
RELIABLE INFORMATION HAS REACHED US THAT LAST WEEK YOU TOOK THE FOLLOWING:
1. FURA DA NONO FOR YOUR SAHUR IN BAUCHI?
2. CONVEYED MASSA TO BARNO FOR YOUR IFTAR?
YOUR CONFIRMATION REQUIRED FOR FURTHER INVESTIGATIVE DETAILS AND RESULTS.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
you really scared me tukur wallahi.
you just remind me of masar bauchi.
you are welcome back. did you saw
me at the bauchi filling station?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 14, 2008, 11:50:50 AM
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
you really scared me tukur wallahi.
you just remind me of masar bauchi.
you are welcome back. did you saw
me at the bauchi filling station?
:) :) :) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
my brother u need not be scared, its the webmystery. It is a positive one.
ok, for me personally no see u for bauchi filling station.
u know, I am also trying to unravel the webmystery.
do not get scared anymore as we may be expecting more expose' on some
K-liner members.
I invite all members to be on the watch and enjoy the WEBMYSTERY --by your words......
May Allah bless Dan-Borno. Ramadan Kareemmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Oh DB har yanzu kana cin abincin sayarwa?
Its for bachelors fa.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 14, 2008, 05:43:33 PM
Oh DB har yanzu kana cin abincin sayarwa?
Its for bachelors fa.
a kwai masar gida, goganmu.
the webmystery bai ce na sayarwa ba. wannan da kai da DB ne?
Welcome back, mystery fellow (Tukurtukur). Wish you've been doing fine all that long while off-board. You are one of such old-timers I use to think dead on this forum. ;D
Quote from: Muhsin on September 16, 2008, 12:25:25 PM
Welcome back, mystery fellow (Tukurtukur). Wish you've been doing fine all that long while off-board. You are one of such old-timers I use to think dead on this forum. ;D
mallam muhsin! ;D ;D ;D.
thank you for the good thinking. you know is a mystery that I returned back.
I am back with more mysteries! Just watchout!
God bless you.
the webmystery started with me - i have surrendered.
oya, tell us what is happening with our chit-chat
moderator at the NYSC Camp? i heard they are out
today.
Lallai,Allah sarki Muda.
Tukur pls give us details of his activities in camp.
Kai kuma Muhsin kowa matacce ne ne?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 16, 2008, 11:39:17 PM
the webmystery started with me - i have surrendered.
oya, tell us what is happening with our chit-chat
moderator at the NYSC Camp? i heard they are out
today.
correction! Yesterday!
i tell u wetin happen with our moderator muda-cious?. it was difficult experience. he wanted a redeployment.
Dan-Barno, and GNK please tell him yayi hakuri. it will come to an end
he almost forgot us here on the forum. no be so?? mallam muda?
thanks.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 17, 2008, 12:38:38 AM
Kai kuma Muhsin kowa matacce ne ne?
Kowa dai zai mutu. ;) And including YOU and me.
Yes 'kullu nafsin za'ikatul maut'.
kowa kuma na son tsawon rai.
Tukur are u aware that the equinox is on the 20th? it'll help u with your webmystery!
[quote Tukur are u aware that the equinox is on the 20th? it'll help u with your webmystery!
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you are very very very correct. it is the night of 21 Ramadan, NIGHT OF MAJESTY!
I advise all brothers and sisters to intestify prayers and recitation of the HOLY QURAN thjat night.
gnk - THE MYSTERY SAYS THE FOLLOWING WILL MISS IT
Muhsinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
mudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hafsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
husniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
gimbiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
for you, you will only observe for half of the night. HALF A LOAF IS BETTER THAN NONE!
for my brother Dan-Barno he will travel, may observe it it next year INSHA ALLAH.
tufiakwa - karyanki webmystery, kara dubawa dai. lol
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 21, 2008, 11:30:26 AM
tufiakwa - karyanki webmystery, kara dubawa dai. lol
HABA SAWA! DID YOU RETURN HOME EARLY ON 20 RAMADAN. fadi jire!
TELL ME, WHEN WAS THE DAY YOU ALMOST MISSED YOUR SAHUR?
ANYWAY, IF YOU NO WAN MISS THE NIGHT OF MAJESTY THIS YEAR, TRY 25, 27 OR 29. IT MAY COME BACK AGAIN, GOOD LUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO YOU!
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 21, 2008, 11:30:26 AM
tufiakwa - karyanki webmystery, kara dubawa dai. lol
Hahahahahahaha,
Tukur be careful wo, za ku shiga kafar wando daya da DB.
neba mine GNK, he be my broda, we go settle am for house as kin and kin concern. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tukur how far?
Husnaa ta shiga itikafi? A ina ne? kuma me da me take yanzu?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 21, 2008, 04:57:25 PM
HABA SAWA! DID YOU RETURN HOME EARLY ON 20 RAMADAN. fadi jire!
Anya baza mu zama daliban webmystery ba? jire tadama, sa 12:30 fatoro
kadiko! hahahahahahaha
Gaskiya webmystery, ka duba min my lost friend HAFSEE.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 22, 2008, 09:46:03 AM
Tukur how far?
Husnaa ta shiga itikafi? A ina ne? kuma me da me take yanzu?
Lol ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 22, 2008, 12:21:20 PM
Quote from: gogannaka on September 22, 2008, 09:46:03 AM
Tukur how far?
Husnaa ta shiga itikafi? A ina ne? kuma me da me take yanzu?
Lol ;D
wahala go happen here wooooo! DB and GNK! YOU WANT CAUSE TROUBLE? Husnaa and Hafsee don discover una true concerns.
HUSNAA and HAFSEE TELL THEM WHERE UNA HIDE?
I NO WAN DISPOSE UNA. YOU KNOW SAY WEBMYSTERY NEVER EXPOSE ANY ONE.
GNK AND DB YOU GO HEAR FROM THE KOKI'S (as per gizo da koki) MOUTH. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Anya baza mu zama daliban webmystery ba? jire tadama, sa 12:30 fatoro
kadiko! hahahahahahaha
Gaskiya webmystery, ka duba min my lost friend HAFSEE.
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wahala go happen here wooooo! DB and GNK! YOU WANT CAUSE TROUBLE? Husnaa and Hafsee don discover una true concerns.
HUSNAA and HAFSEE TELL THEM WHERE UNA HIDE?
I NO WAN DISPOSE UNA. YOU KNOW SAY WEBMYSTERY NEVER EXPOSE ANY ONE.
GNK AND DB YOU GO HEAR FROM THE KOKI'S (as per gizo da koki) MOUTH.
Scratching head...
Ni dai am completely lost by this exchange of ahem ideas. Where do I fit in exactly? ???
Husnaa, GGNK is trying to verify the authenticity
of this webmystery by asking him to uncover ur
location - mun gane webmystery ya kasa.
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 22, 2008, 07:59:49 PM
Scratching head...
Ni dai am completely lost by this exchange of ahem ideas. Where do I fit in exactly? ???
GGNK OVER TO YOU!
YOU CAN SEE THAT SHE HAS RESURFACED.
LET HER TELL SAY THE TRUTH AND ONLY THE TRUTH.
SHE GAVE YOU CAUSE TO ASK FOR HER WHERE ABOUT? ITIKAFI?
Over to Husnaa dai.
Ai ita ce ta bata kwana biyu,kuma dai dai lokacin da aka fara goman karshen azumi.
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 22, 2008, 08:21:00 PM
Husnaa, GGNK is trying to verify the authenticity
of this webmystery by asking him to uncover ur
location - mun gane webmystery ya kasa.
HABA DB? YOU CAN TRUST THE WEBMYSTRY TO DISCLOSE HER WHEREABOUT. SINCE YOU QUESTIONED THE CAPABILITY OF THE WEBMYSTERY THEN LET HUSNAA ACCEPT OR DENY THE FOLLOWING:
FEW DAYS BEFORE RAMADAN SHE WAS OUT OF TOWN -
SHE ACCOMPANIED SOMEONE TO THE MATERNY WARD -
SHE HAD A VISITOR WHO UPSET HER -
SHE HAS NOT ENTERED INTO ITKAFI, BUT SHE ALMOST~
CAN HUSNAA DENY ANY OF THESE?
WEBMYSTERY MASTER DA KAN SA, YAU KAI MA
MUN BUGA MUN GANI:-
YOU NEVER CHECKED YOUR EMAIL THROUGHOUT
THIS WEEK - CAN YOU DENY THAT?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 26, 2008, 03:17:37 PM
WEBMYSTERY MASTER DA KAN SA, YAU KAI MA
MUN BUGA MUN GANI:-
YOU NEVER CHECKED YOUR EMAIL THROUGHOUT
THIS WEEK - CAN YOU DENY THAT?
HABA MALUM MASTA'A? KATTUU!
FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS I DO CHECK MY EMAILS TWICE A DAY. ONCE IN THE MORNING AND SOMETIMES THRICE IN THE EVENING.
IF YOU ARE NOT "PANADOL, YA CANT BE ONE"
SEE ME FOR THE WEBMYSTERY SECRET?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 24, 2008, 05:42:57 PM
Quote from: Dan-Borno on September 22, 2008, 08:21:00 PM
Husnaa, GGNK is trying to verify the authenticity
of this webmystery by asking him to uncover ur
location - mun gane webmystery ya kasa.
HABA DB? YOU CAN TRUST THE WEBMYSTRY TO DISCLOSE HER WHEREABOUT. SINCE YOU QUESTIONED THE CAPABILITY OF THE WEBMYSTERY THEN LET HUSNAA ACCEPT OR DENY THE FOLLOWING:
FEW DAYS BEFORE RAMADAN SHE WAS OUT OF TOWN -
SHE ACCOMPANIED SOMEONE TO THE MATERNY WARD -
SHE HAD A VISITOR WHO UPSET HER -
SHE HAS NOT ENTERED INTO ITKAFI, BUT SHE ALMOST~
CAN HUSNAA DENY ANY OF THESE?
UNEQUIVOCALLY!
Quote from: HUSNAA on September 27, 2008, 11:28:08 AM
UNEQUIVOCALLY!
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THANK YOU HUSNAA.
SAME THING AS: INDISPUTABLY!
DB- ZAUMARO JIREI.
GGNK, I THINK YOU HAVE HEARD THE FACT! WEBMYSTERY DOES NOT LIE! 8) 8) 8) 8)
Wannan bokan yana confuse nawa!
She denied the allegations unequivocally meaning that your sources fed you with false information.
Maybe it was myself's webmystery they mistakenly gave you.
OK GGNK! GIVE HER 7 DAYS AND I TELL YOU SHE WILL RECIND HER DENIAL!
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAY BE SHE IS SHY. BUT WHEN SHE READS THE WBEMYSTERY AGAIN AND AGAIN SHE WILL COME TO ACCEPT THE POINTS.
GOOD NEWS FOR GGNK
GGNK WILL CELEBRATE HIS EID IN A WONDERFUL WAY. YOU ARE YET TO GET YOUR DREAM CAR.
BUT YOU WILL BE HAPPY VERY SOON WITH SPECIAL GIFT.
CHECK OUT!
;D ;D ;D
Allah ya sa.Idan dai haka webmystery din yake toh its good.
Haka ake kama irin ku ko GGNK? kaji mota shike nan ka rufta
LOL GGNK. ;D
um um wai na ga a yayi hasashe ne mai kyau mai alamun gaskiya.
TKTK toh a nemo mana halin da wadannan bayin Allan suke ciki:
Fateez
Waduz
Bee (for muhsin's sake)
Hint:Bee has been seen somewhere in a market in KD,ko me take saya oho?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on September 28, 2008, 06:53:04 AM
OK GGNK! GIVE HER 7 DAYS AND I TELL YOU SHE WILL RECIND HER DENIAL!
Either give me eternity to rescind or keep on trucking.... ;D
Quote from: gogannaka on September 29, 2008, 11:56:50 PM
um um wai na ga a yayi hasashe ne mai kyau mai alamun gaskiya.
GGNK, do not mind IBB and Muhsin. Dey may be jealousy of you.
Ka hada da adu'a, your dream surely will come true.
For Husnaa, not yet 7 days. therefore no response for her second outburst.
Quote from: gogannaka on September 29, 2008, 11:56:50 PM
TKTK toh a nemo mana halin da wadannan bayin Allan suke ciki:
Fateez
Waduz
Bee (for muhsin's sake)
Hint:Bee has been seen somewhere in a market in KD,ko me take saya oho?
Searching the BOOKS.... and will soon comeout with undeniable facts. Be on the lookout!!!
Quote from: gogannaka on September 29, 2008, 11:56:50 PM
um um wai na ga a yayi hasashe ne mai kyau mai alamun gaskiya.
TKTK toh a nemo mana halin da wadannan bayin Allan suke ciki:
Fateez
Waduz
Bee (for muhsin's sake)
Hint:Bee has been seen somewhere in a market in KD,ko me take saya oho?
Kaa ci abinci. Bara in kawo maka ruwa. ;D :D
Oga Tukurtukur have you read the story of [Mallam Lamiri mai gani har hanji]? is that where you learned the tricks of guess-work.
TO Muhsin: Kar ka bashi ruwan nan, he will implicate you, havent you read the story too
Quote from: IBB on October 02, 2008, 12:17:14 AM
Oga Tukurtukur .... is that where you learned the tricks of guess-work.
Yesssssssssssssssssssss! The Maradonic tricks! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 02, 2008, 04:17:08 AM
Quote from: IBB on October 02, 2008, 12:17:14 AM
Oga Tukurtukur .... is that where you learned the tricks of guess-work.
Yesssssssssssssssssssss! The Maradonic tricks! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Yes. Is that what u r applying here?
Abeg take am easy there are people here the moment dem here Naira or one awuf wan come dem way, dem go 4 fall 4 the slightest dribble wey maradonaira go drop. I no wan mention names. but abeg cool down
Quote from: IBB on October 05, 2008, 04:51:57 AM
Yes. Is that what u r applying here?
Abeg take am easy there are people here the moment dem here Naira or one awuf wan come dem way, dem go 4 fall 4 the slightest dribble wey maradonaira go drop. I no wan mention names. but abeg cool down
The man carrying the fowl in hand applies more tricks. Your hand contains a fowl from your customer? IBB boka cikaji? ;D ;D ;D. Abi they never tell you. I can hear you say maradonaira! The real IBB we dey call am maradona. He bi your uncle, de richest man in naija?
webmyster na pure trick, clean and genuine with the K-liners true welfare in mind. no chicken, no ram and cashless.
Sorry make i no kill ur market. Man must chop ko? but leave my fowl out of it
LOL @ the 2 of you.
Ali ya ga Ali.
IBB so una dey add bokanci join d lawyering?
LOL Na u i wan protect from this tunkutunku....
mi I no dey choppy choppy fowl.
Kai Mal Lamiri u never see the fowl ne. Abi u don upgrade to Shanu da rakuma
mi zanko no looku like boka own! :-X :)
R u speaking in tongue? Ah ina! hawainiyar ka ta kiyayi ramata. that wouldnt work on me na tsumu kwarai
IBB relax, i have a surprise package for you next month.
Now webmystery has dugged out the residency of some of our forum members. one so far discovered is that of MYSELF! MYSELF is presently living outside Nigeria. She is further west. The picture of the country is still haysy, but hope to very soon unravel it.
GGNK has been staying late recently. He hopes to travel abroad but the arrangement not yet clear.
IBB is home based. but would like to travel. he has to get his wings straight if he wants to fly.
Dan Barno has 'cross carpet' from the wonderland to the reality world. welcome. your next flight will be to the african palace in the sun city. get your passport ready if you already not!
Husnaa is also home based like IBB. But she hopes to jet out to the archipalagoes of the east. best of luck.
jibo is a typical karkara based member. he has been to the Holy Land some years back. he wont mind repeating it again. 'Allah hokkuma sa'a.'
See you all next!
Kanoonline Examination Board
Student Name: Tukur Tukur Center Number: KAN/064 Student Number: KAN/064/419/08
Certificate of Result
Subject Grade
Arewa a Idon Kasa da Duniya A2
Webmystry F9
Comment: Tukur is an active student, who enjoys reading. However the quality of his precision has been suprisely disappointing
Sign: Mal Lamiri Date: 18/October/2008
Rector: Mal Lamiri
Quote from: IBB on October 18, 2008, 12:00:32 AM
Kanoonline Examination Board
Student Name: Tukur Tukur Center Number: KAN/064 Student Number: KAN/064/419/08
Certificate of Result
Subject Grade
Arewa a Idon Kasa da Duniya A2
Webmystry F9
Comment: Tukur is an active student, who enjoys reading. However the quality of his precision has been suprisely disappointing
Sign: Mal Lamiri Date: 18/October/2008
Rector: Mal Lamiri
DISCLAIMER. This is not Tukurtukur's student's number. therefore cannot be his results. he enrolled in 2003 and webmystery started same year. his name is not Tukur Tukur. he is called Mr WEBMYSTERY. the topics Arewa a idon... and the post webmystery have different authors. The later is an academic while the former is a free lancer. no basis for comparison.
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 17, 2008, 05:50:04 AM
IBB relax, i have a surprise package for you next month.
Now webmystery has dugged out the residency of some of our forum members. one so far discovered is that of MYSELF! MYSELF is presently living outside Nigeria. She is further west. The picture of the country is still haysy, but hope to very soon unravel it.
GGNK has been staying late recently. He hopes to travel abroad but the arrangement not yet clear.
IBB is home based. but would like to travel. he has to get his wings straight if he wants to fly.
Dan Barno has 'cross carpet' from the wonderland to the reality world. welcome. your next flight will be to the african palace in the sun city. get your passport ready if you already not!
Husnaa is also home based like IBB. But she hopes to jet out to the archipalagoes of the east. best of luck.
jibo is a typical karkara based member. he has been to the Holy Land some years back. he wont mind repeating it again. 'Allah hokkuma sa'a.'
See you all next!
any unequivocal denial? Husnaa cannot deny this now. GGNK can attest to this. IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient. hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.
Husnaa cannot deny this now. Dama ina so inyi commenting amma naga IBB yariga ya dankara maka F9 wajen kwazon duba!! On top of that, I manna maka F10 watau ungradeable dan rashin sanin inda nake, duk da tsubbace tsubbacen webmysteryn naka!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS gara ka canza aljannun nan, duk rikittattu ne, tun da sun kasa sanar maka me ake ciki a sha'anin ilimin aufaku ;D ;D
Quote from: HUSNAA on October 18, 2008, 06:50:53 AM
Husnaa cannot deny this now. Dama ina so inyi commenting amma naga IBB yariga ya dankara maka F9 wajen kwazon duba!! On top of that, I manna maka F10 watau ungradeable dan rashin sanin inda nake, duk da tsubbace tsubbacen webmysteryn naka!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS gara ka canza aljannun nan, duk rikittattu ne, tun da sun kasa sanar maka me ake ciki a sha'anin ilimin aufaku ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
webmystery ya gane cewa only 5% registered members ne suke waje. some do not like to be termed home based. kinsan nima home base ne.
IBB and Husnaa "can deny some facts sometimes but they cannot deny all the facts all the time". get up and open your eyes and stand up for the facts! 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 18, 2008, 06:21:01 AM
IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient. hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.
1 month gone Mal Lamiri I have not received my surprise
Lallai kam IBB, wata ya zagayo har yanzu baka ga surprise din ba... ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: IBB on November 25, 2008, 10:24:01 PM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on October 18, 2008, 06:21:01 AM
IBB your surprise still waiting for you next month. be patient. hakuri, romon ka ya na hanya.
1 month gone Mal Lamiri I have not received my surprise
Haba Mallam IBB! "a dinga sara ana duban bakin gatari". You do not have to deny webmystery at all cost. You failed to acknowledge the following good surprises:
1. You received several smiles from the babes during the month.
2. You never had a nightmare tat night hroughout the month.
3. You enjoyed every meal that was served you especially in the last 2 weeks.
4. You were almost offered seat to the holy land.
5. You received some fine gifts just after the Eid-El-Fitr.
6. Your papers were very good this session.
If you hard relented in prayers, the concrete surprises could have come.
TRY AGAIN for another month. more surprises. ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOL I only choose to keep quiet cos the reply will be too long. Let me save ur face
Almost offered a seat to the holy land!? Kai, amma dai wannan shine "in an dawo makka ka zo ka karbi kujera! IBB, please respond to TT's submissions, if we are not to think they were true!
Quote from: waduz on January 06, 2009, 04:26:02 PM
Almost offered a seat to the holy land!? Kai, amma dai wannan shine "in an dawo makka ka zo ka karbi kujera! IBB, please respond to TT's submissions, if we are not to think they were true!
thank u waduz. ibb has always been aggressive for no cause. let him open his eyes and be free from maradonic dribbles. maradona should respond to the above mysteries one after another.
Mr. Webmystery, despite your poor performance
we still need you here - da babu gara ba dadi - I
have this assignment for you immediately please.
1. The whereabout of my beloved hafsee
2. If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara
3. Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife
4. I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date
5. 2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics
6. my daughter has been absent - what is she doing
7. IBB???? his plans for 2009
8. GGNK is under serious attack - who are they
9. Biafra is breaking away - how soon
10.why did you fail your exams
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 08, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
Mr. Webmystery, despite your poor performance
we still need you here - da babu gara ba dadi - I
have this assignment for you immediately please.
1. The whereabout of my beloved hafsee
2. If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara
3. Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife
4. I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date
5. 2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics
6. my daughter has been absent - what is she doing
7. IBB???? his plans for 2009
8. GGNK is under serious attack - who are they
9. Biafra is breaking away - how soon
10.why did you fail your exams
DB, you know that you should not tow the line of IBB. I know of people would not like to face realities. Webmystery's performance has been excellent. Own up and shame the devil. Any way as regards your querries I have the following responses. I am taking the serially as above.
1. The whereabout of my beloved hafsee -
she does not know you, how can she be your beloved? check my house of mystery located in Zagizagi area of Kumbotso. That is her whereabout.2. If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara -
yes! he loves her because of her experience. She will be perfect for him. Muhsin should not relent.3. Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife -
malicious rumour4. I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date -
stay put! never take leave in 2009. you should not travel by air or by sea. use a horse or donkey for most of your jouneys.5. 2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics -
No, when he will be 76 years old, he will win an election as our president.6. my daughter has been absent - what is she doing -
relax, she is in good hands. she will bring in a handsome suitor who will be your in-law. 7. IBB???? his plans for 2009 -
he needs to repent for all his transgressions in 2008.8. GGNK is under serious attack - who are they -
these are vain attacks. no man or woman can harm GGNK9. Biafra is breaking away - how soon -
was never together, that which is broken no pity if it breaks further.10.why did you fail your exams -
DID YOU FAIL?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 10, 2009, 07:33:28 AM
9. Biafra is breaking away - how soon - was never together, that which is broken no pity if it breaks further.
Nice answer..lol
Goga, I really like your answer to No.9 question. They can "breakaway" into pieces, while WE are together! ???
Tukur Tukur.. Mr webmystery, Inna kashigane?
Quote from: MySeLf on January 13, 2009, 11:54:02 PM
Tukur Tukur.. Mr webmystery, Inna kashigane?
thanks myself. its nice to be remembered. trying to keep up to the life's challenges.
hope you dey kampe?
Quote from: MySeLf on January 13, 2009, 11:54:02 PM
Tukur Tukur.. Mr webmystery, Inna kashigane?
lamarin naka azimun ne TKTK, tun da mata ma
sun fara feeling absence naka kam ai abin naka
mai guarantee ne
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 14, 2009, 07:29:28 AM
Quote from: MySeLf on January 13, 2009, 11:54:02 PM
Tukur Tukur.. Mr webmystery, Inna kashigane?
thanks myself. its nice to be remembered. trying to keep up to the life's challenges.
hope you dey kampe?
Yea, Alhamdulillah.......
TK TK, da ba ka nan ne? ;D
Quote from: waduz on January 15, 2009, 04:25:19 PM
TK TK, da ba ka nan ne? ;D
Aha mallam Waduz! babban tambaya. Kasan webmystery idan yana nan yau, sai ka gan gobe ya shiga mystery. Amma any time you ask about me I will be there!Quote from: MySeLf on January 14, 2009, 11:36:29 PM
Yea, Alhamdulillah.......
Masha Allah. the webmystery has discovered that a great journey awaits you this year. Have you witnessed the Obama Inauguration? Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 14, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
Quote from: MySeLf on January 13, 2009, 11:54:02 PM
Tukur Tukur.. Mr webmystery, Inna kashigane?
lamarin naka azimun ne TKTK, tun da mata ma
sun fara feeling absence naka kam ai abin naka
mai guarantee ne
DB, respond to my replies to your 10 questions before you start talking of mata. Do you want another ADS for the Kanuri Boy? How many cla yasku do you have? See below as reproduced. Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 10, 2009, 07:33:28 AM
DB, you know that you should not tow the line of IBB. I know of people would not like to face realities. Webmystery's performance has been excellent. Own up and shame the devil. Any way as regards your querries I have the following responses. I am taking the serially as above.
1. The whereabout of my beloved hafsee - she does not know you, how can she be your beloved? check my house of mystery located in Zagizagi area of Kumbotso. That is her whereabout.
2. If Muhsin is really serious about marrying this bazawara - yes! he loves her because of her experience. She will be perfect for him. Muhsin should not relent.
3. Wether the rumours that our admin is planning to marry a 3rd wife - malicious rumour
4. I intent to go on leave, check thoroughly for a better date - stay put! never take leave in 2009. you should not travel by air or by sea. use a horse or donkey for most of your jouneys.
5. 2011 is around the corner, is Buhari going retire in politics - No, when he will be 76 years old, he will win an election as our president.
6. my daughter has been absent - what is she doing - relax, she is in good hands. she will bring in a handsome suitor who will be your in-law.
7. IBB???? his plans for 2009 - he needs to repent for all his transgressions in 2008.
8. GGNK is under serious attack - who are they - these are vain attacks. no man or woman can harm GGNK
9. Biafra is breaking away - how soon - was never together, that which is broken no pity if it breaks further.
10.why did you fail your exams - DID YOU FAIL?
good job TKTK u dey try no be small
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 20, 2009, 10:51:48 AM
Masha Allah. the webmystery has discovered that a great journey awaits you this year. Have you witnessed the Obama Inauguration?
Ha ha...Great predictions Mr webmystery....... I did witness the historic event live on Tv just like u did I'm sure.. Hope he will deliver as expected...... Any predictions on the new president?
Quote from: MySeLf on January 22, 2009, 12:40:58 AM
Ha ha...Great predictions Mr webmystery....... I did witness the historic event live on Tv just like u did I'm sure.. Hope he will deliver as expected...... Any predictions on the new president?
He will survive and complete all his terms in office. If you no go mind, dis your SimPLy pLEasanT bucket of flowers will be presented to him so dat he go please all de people of the world. I go take u to America for de presentation in the next 3 years. u gree?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 22, 2009, 06:20:27 AM
u gree?
she no gree, this one na wayo u wan play.
webmystery any info about baba go slow?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 27, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 22, 2009, 06:20:27 AM
u gree?
she no gree, this one na wayo u wan play.
webmystery any info about baba go slow?
"Everything happen for a reason". Na u talk am! So reason go come wey I go carry MYSELF go America. She go gree! na so webmystery sea am koro koro for eye! ;D ;D ;D
Baba go slow dey kampeyyyyyyyyyyy! Him go contest 2011 re-election. ::) 8) :)
myself anyc omment?
webmystery another assignment:
1. the whereabout of gogannaka
2. mudacris has been absent since after the GTG, why?
3. admin refuses to create a sub forum for debate to action, me ya faru?
4. what is amira doing right now
5. muhsin is in luv, any advice?
Quote from: Dan-Borno on January 28, 2009, 10:34:19 AM
myself anyc omment?
webmystery another assignment:
1. the whereabout of gogannaka
2. mudacris has been absent since after the GTG, why?
3. admin refuses to create a sub forum for debate to action, me ya faru?
4. what is amira doing right now
5. muhsin is in luv, any advice?
1. the whereabout of gogannaka
yana gida2. mudacris has been absent since after the GTG, why?
I missed the gtg because of my journey. mudacris is busy, he is the real man in love. check out soon for surprises.3. admin refuses to create a sub forum for debate to action, me ya faru?
admin as I said is busy. no time for you now.4. what is amira doing right now
jumping5. muhsin is in luv, any advice?
not yet in love. let him open his eyes well well and see the babe. she go disappoint.your consultation fee is 100,000 only. pay into my bank account.
I no know say we get fortune teller for our forum. thank God, now i hear say webmystery predicted obama will complete his terms and that the most influencial father-in-law will contest for his seat come 2011.
Now what will be the fate of Nigeria then? where will talaka be?
Quote from: Lawwali on January 29, 2009, 04:33:10 PM
I no know say we get fortune teller for our forum. thank God, now i hear say webmystery predicted obama will complete his terms and that the most influencial father-in-law will contest for his seat come 2011.
Now what will be the fate of Nigeria then? where will talaka be?
this is a very serious querry. webmystery has to carry out an indepth analysis before coming out with the appropriate results. give me 7 hours and 7 days and 7 months and 7 ... only. keep a date!
Now that DB has constituted committee under the leadership of ummita and the secretaryship of waziri, to look in to immidiate and even the remote causes and indeed solutions to rampant divorce in our society, I want the forum MAHARAJ to predict the possible out come of their first submission to the house 8) 8) 8)
Quote from: Lawwali on March 19, 2009, 04:33:18 PM
Now that DB has constituted committee under the leadership of ummita and the secretaryship of waziri, to look in to immidiate and even the remote causes and indeed solutions to rampant divorce in our society, I want the forum MAHARAJ to predict the possible out come of their first submission to the house 8) 8) 8)
Thank you Mallam Lawwali for this reminder and your search for the truth of the truth.
Their first submission will recommend 1. abolition of forced marriages, 2. demolition of teenage marraiges, 3. attrition of street hawking, and 4. termination of kwanan-gida in all its ramifications.
Unfortunately, these laudable submissions will give way to rancour and jealousy and backbiting and clash of interst between Ummita and Waziri. The second part of their report will never see the light of the day. A KUTUFO bout between the duo may ensue in the course of their deliberations.
Well Spoken.
Webmystery yana tambaya she Dave-Mac-Evans mutumin English ne ko Bakano ne?
Webmystery is have some special abracadabra that needs to be unravelled about him. Let him confess! waiting...
This is to wish all and you all and all a RAMADAN MUBARAK!
This is the webmystery language which you all need to be acustomed to.
Thank you all all.
Dave-Mc mutumin Ireland ne ko Mc?
where is the webmystery master, boka ci kaji ina ka shiga ne?
Quote from: Tukurtukur on January 30, 2009, 09:03:36 AM
this is a very serious querry. webmystery has to carry out an indepth analysis before coming out with the appropriate results. give me 7 hours and 7 days and 7 months and 7 ... only. keep a date!
My bros DB and co. I went into seclusion as stated above. This was necessitated by the overhung demise of our late president. May his gentle soul resp in perfect peace. Inna Lillahi wa inna ilairrajiun. So many revelations were made during this period. Its a bombshell for many and great expectations for others.
A tip of the iceberg:
1/ The first Forum members marriage will occur this year.
2/ GGNK will realise his everlasting dream in the next 7 months.
3/ Our IBB will fail to scale the hurdle again next year. He failed woefully in 2007 when uncle sege outplayed him.
4/ DB will contest the gov seat of combined Borno and Yobe states. He will govern the 2 states as there will be no anointed candidate for the next general elections in the states. DB will be crowned.
5/ Seven of the Forum members will be traveling abroad for either studies or official duty or for holidays. Myself and Husna and Hafsy are the first 3. The other 4 will be known in due course.
This is just a tip of the ICEBERG. Expect more of the revealation in the next post.
Tchaus!!!!