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Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 17, 2004, 03:29:57 PM
THE MAKER DOESN'T LIKE IT,  THE BUYER DOESN'T USE IT AND THE USER DOESN'T SEE IT. WHAT IS THIS WONDERFUL THING?


                                      BASH :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: dan kauye on August 17, 2004, 07:53:58 PM
yeahhhhhhhhhh i gorrit! its a COFFIN ,now tell me itz not???
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Post by: dan kauye on August 17, 2004, 07:55:40 PM
now ...

wut walks unda d water n below d water but duznt touch d water???
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Post by: beautilicious on August 20, 2004, 03:14:07 PM
hmn.. i dunno about that but answer this 1 for me:
what 11-letter english word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Title: g
Post by: mlbash on August 20, 2004, 09:11:35 PM
yeah dan kauye you are a genius, now answer this one;

               i'm beginning of an end, you can't see me in a day, but twice in a week, once in a year and perhaps twice in a decade! what am i?


                                              BASH :lol:
Title: Re: g
Post by: dan kauye on August 21, 2004, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: "mlbash"yeah dan kauye you are a genius, now answer this one;

               i'm beginning of an end, you can't see me in a day, but twice in a week, once in a year and perhaps twice in a decade! what am i?


                                              BASH :lol:


thanx bash but waz dat how itz s'pose to go?? i thot u'll have 2 ansa mine too b4 u go any 4tha kokuwa dai.........???
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Post by: Ihsan on August 22, 2004, 08:50:49 AM
Come one guys...I thought u have to answer first then ask yours?
Title: Re: g
Post by: beautilicious on August 22, 2004, 03:53:41 PM
Quote from: "mlbash"yeah dan kauye you are a genius, now answer this one;

               i'm beginning of an end, you can't see me in a day, but twice in a week, once in a year and perhaps twice in a decade! what am i?


                                              BASH :lol:
u r d letter "e"
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 22, 2004, 06:42:45 PM
yeah, aisha you are superb! i think your answer is INCORRECTLY, hope i got it right.
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 22, 2004, 06:50:26 PM
yeah IHSAN you are right there, to dan kauye is your answer AIR OR IKON ALLAH!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: beautilicious on August 22, 2004, 09:24:54 PM
u gat it right!!!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 24, 2004, 03:24:55 PM
GOOD THAT MEANS I EVEN THE SCORE WE ARE NOW GOING AS 1-1!

I'LL GIVE YOU THE OTHER ONE SOON.
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 26, 2004, 02:35:03 PM
HELLO THERE, WHY DO YOU CHANGE YOUR SCREEN NAME / YOU GOT ME WONDERING WEITHER................................YOU KNOW!!!!!!!! JUST.............UHM............................ :lol:

      BASH :lol:
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Post by: beautilicious on August 26, 2004, 03:54:58 PM
lol. k try dis 1. how could a cowboy ride into town on friday, stay 2 days and ride out on friday?
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Post by: mlbash on August 27, 2004, 09:29:58 PM
DAT'S TOO TRICKY MADAM, BUT I BELIEVE DAN KAUYE SHOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT ONE! :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: sa salati on August 28, 2004, 11:38:13 AM
am not suppose 2 be here,dan ko a makaranta ni dakiki ne.
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Post by: Ihsan on August 29, 2004, 07:45:03 AM
Quote from: "sa salati"am not suppose 2 be here,dan ko a makaranta ni dakiki ne.

ga dukkan alamu (lol)
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on August 29, 2004, 10:33:03 PM
HELLO BEAUTILICIOUS, I THOUGHT DAN KAUYE WILL GIVE YOU A FAST ANSWER BUT SINCE HE DIDN'T, I BELIEVE NO HARM IN TRYING.
I BELIEVE THE ANSWER TO YOUR POST IS; THE NAME OF THE COWBOY'S HORSE IS FRIDAY!
HOPE I GOT IT RIGHT!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: sa salati on August 30, 2004, 01:37:12 PM
Quote from: "Ihsan"
Quote from: "sa salati"am not suppose 2 be here,dan ko a makaranta ni dakiki ne.

ga dukkan alamu (lol)



hey,hey,hey...wait a min coz am not brainy doeznt mean u've d ryte 2 spit it anyhow.wai har kura ce za ta ce da kare maye.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 01:59:25 PM
dats right!!!!!
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Post by: mlbash on August 30, 2004, 08:42:09 PM
kai sa salati hawainiyarka ta kiyayi ramarmu, wa kake cewa har kura ta gayawa kare maye, IHSAN? :oops:
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Post by: beautilicious on August 31, 2004, 10:11:19 PM
lol... u guyz r really funny!!! anyways bash ur answer was right! :)
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Post by: mlbash on August 31, 2004, 10:13:43 PM
OH! THAT'S COOL, SO I GOT IT AGAIN! THANKS BEUAT! :lol:
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Post by: beautilicious on August 31, 2004, 10:17:34 PM
wow dat was fast...
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Post by: Ihsan on September 01, 2004, 05:14:49 PM
Quote from: "sa salati"
Quote from: "Ihsan"
Quote from: "sa salati"am not suppose 2 be here,dan ko a makaranta ni dakiki ne.

ga dukkan alamu (lol)



hey,hey,hey...wait a min coz am not brainy doeznt mean u've d ryte 2 spit it anyhow.wai har kura ce za ta ce da kare maye.

Yau ga ikon God!...Kai dai ka ce kai dakiki ne! Kuma dan na dora sai ka ce wani abu? Ay kuwa wani karen yafi wata kurar maita!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on September 01, 2004, 08:56:30 PM
gaskiyarkifa IHSAN ! wani karen maitarsa tafi ta kura, hakkun......................................... :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on September 01, 2004, 09:01:14 PM
Quote from: "beautilicious"wow dat was fast...


oh! really?
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Post by: Fateez on September 19, 2004, 03:05:41 PM
Oky, brainteasers rite? emm? a very easy one to start with.

U throw away da outside and cook the inside then u eat the outside and

throw away the inside. Wat r u eating?
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on September 19, 2004, 04:31:27 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Oky, brainteasers rite? emm? a very easy one to start with.

U throw away da outside and cook the inside then u eat the outside and

throw away the inside. Wat r u eating?

that should be maize!                tell me i got it right! :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on September 19, 2004, 04:31:43 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Oky, brainteasers rite? emm? a very easy one to start with.

U throw away da outside and cook the inside then u eat the outside and

throw away the inside. Wat r u eating?

that should be maize!                tell me i got it right! :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: Fateez on September 19, 2004, 05:08:46 PM
I knew dat waz way too easy?Lemme give u a harder one,

I am periodically the number 79. They once tried to make me from 29. If

you add to me 80, I will appear to be 47 temporarily. What am I?
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: kitkat on September 19, 2004, 06:57:07 PM
Quote from: "Fateez". What am I?

Easy, a difficult riddle!
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Post by: beautilicious on September 19, 2004, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"I knew dat waz way too easy?Lemme give u a harder one,

I am periodically the number 79. They once tried to make me from 29. If

you add to me 80, I will appear to be 47 temporarily. What am I?
na wa wo... dis 1 pass ma capacity!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on September 29, 2004, 10:02:14 PM
PLEASE COME TO THE RESCUE, MUN BAKI GARI! :lol:
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Post by: Fateez on October 01, 2004, 07:39:40 AM
Haba? Wat happened 2 all da Kanoonline ?gray matter? don?t give up

dat easily. There?s a clue in da riddle but if u don?t get it, then I?ll tell ya

tommorow
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: beautilicious on October 01, 2004, 10:51:16 PM
isnt it *tommorow* already????????
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Post by: mlbash on October 01, 2004, 10:58:26 PM
GASKIYARKI FA MY BEAUT ONE. WACCE TOMORROW KUMA? KAR DAI INCE YOU ARE JUST FOOLING LEGS, YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER EITHER!  HA HA HA!  FATEEZ! :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: Fateez on October 02, 2004, 04:30:12 PM
Nope I thot I?d jus let ya?ll figure it out 4 yaselves, but if u insist,

*Da Answer is gold* cos periodically {in da period Table} gold is number

79. Alchemists in da past tried 2 make gold from Copper (29) and if u add

Mercury (80) to gold it?ll become Silver (47) temporarily. All u really

needed to figure out was da word ? Periodically u see? piece of

cake rite?!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: beautilicious on October 02, 2004, 04:41:22 PM
real piece of cake! :roll:
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Post by: dan kauye on October 02, 2004, 06:03:40 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"Nope I thot I'd jus let ya'll figure it out 4 yaselves, but if u insist,

*Da Answer is gold* cos periodically {in da period Table} gold is number

79. Alchemists in da past tried 2 make gold from Copper (29) and if u add

Mercury (80) to gold it'll become Silver (47) temporarily. All u really

needed to figure out was da word " Periodically u see? piece of

cake rite?!

woah! fateez wallahi can't help but laff ma a**s loud! how abaut those who aren't science oriented? how cud they possibly know wut'ya hollaring? lord save em.peace!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on October 04, 2004, 09:46:22 PM
THAT WASN'T PIECE OF CAKE, IT WAS REALLY TOUGH! MU DA BA YAN SCIENCE BA YOU WAN KIL US NE? :(
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: dan kauye on October 05, 2004, 11:11:29 AM
Quote from: "mlbash"THAT WASN'T PIECE OF CAKE, IT WAS REALLY TOUGH! MU DA BA YAN SCIENCE BA YOU WAN KIL US NE? :(


haha! mlbash exactly whut dan-kauye thot too!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on October 05, 2004, 08:51:20 PM
Quote from: "dan kauye"
Quote from: "mlbash"THAT WASN'T PIECE OF CAKE, IT WAS REALLY TOUGH! MU DA BA YAN SCIENCE BA YOU WAN KIL US NE? :(


haha! mlbash exactly whut dan-kauye thot too!

you see, fateez? i'm not the only one!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on October 05, 2004, 08:53:14 PM
Quote from: "dan kauye"
Quote from: "mlbash"THAT WASN'T PIECE OF CAKE, IT WAS REALLY TOUGH! MU DA BA YAN SCIENCE BA YOU WAN KIL US NE? :(


haha! mlbash exactly whut dan-kauye thot too!

you see, fateez? i'm not the only one!
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Post by: Fateez on October 08, 2004, 03:04:43 AM
Quote from: "mlbash"
Quote from: "dan kauye"
Quote from: "mlbash"THAT WASN'T PIECE OF CAKE, IT WAS REALLY TOUGH! MU DA BA YAN SCIENCE BA YOU WAN KIL US NE? :(


haha! mlbash exactly whut dan-kauye thot too!

you see, fateez? i'm not the only one!

aww!!! Mlbash and Dan kauye, i'm sorry. Didnt mean 2 heat up ur brain :cry:

Don't worry i'll give ya non-scientific one to make it up 2 ya oky?

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Post by: dan kauye on October 10, 2004, 11:54:11 AM
o-o-ok fateez but lucky me ama science nerd too..funny enuff i cudnt fig out ya puzzle guess i gorra read it ova n ova again...lol..but then giv us d non-scientific 1ce 4 a try.
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: dan kauye on October 23, 2004, 12:52:06 PM
oky now..where r d hausa lexical gurus??????..y'all might help me fig dis out ..as in convert d words below 2 hausa...ready? gud..but no cheating so dnt ask d person next 2 ya...

1.ingridient
2.bicycle
3.kerosine
4.bread
5.corridor
6.mobile phone & lastly..erm..lemme think...uhm..
7.internet
Title: brain storming
Post by: thegood on October 23, 2004, 01:14:08 PM
to bari in gwada in gani, ga amsa

1.ingrident....................sinadari
2.bicycle........................laulawa
3.kerosine.....................man gelo
4.bread........................mommoki
5.corridor......................turba
6.mobile phone.............. wayar tafida gidanka
7.  internet.....................yanar gizgizo


ina fata na kokarta.............lol
Title: Re: brain storming
Post by: dan kauye on October 24, 2004, 11:15:02 AM
Quote from: "thegood"to bari in gwada in gani, ga amsa

1.ingrident....................sinadari
2.bicycle........................laulawa
3.kerosine.....................man gelo
4.bread........................mommoki
5.corridor......................turba
6.mobile phone.............. wayar tafida gidanka
7.  internet.....................yanar gizgizo


ina fata na kokarta.............lol

yup thegood u really r good(dont blush fa!)..u shot most of it(grade B..oya take these 3 groundnuts & dnt share any wit mlbash
CORRECTION
INTERNET=RUMBUN BAYANI
KEROSINE=BRAHUNI
CORRIDOR=TURBA=FARFAJIYA(nima fa not really sure..lol)..

i'll come up wit som others ..make me go think come....
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Post by: mlbash on October 25, 2004, 04:23:27 PM
 LAILAI ABOKINA KAJI HAUSA FA HAR MA NEMA KAKE KAFI NI! :lol:
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Post by: dan kauye on October 26, 2004, 10:09:36 PM
Quote from: "mlbash" LAILAI ABOKINA KAJI HAUSA FA HAR MA NEMA KAKE KAFI NI! :lol:

a'a? malam bash ai hausa ta kare a kauye..kudai(yan birni)  kame kame kawai kuke yi..magana daya biyu sai a yi turansi..lol.infact ansa d following..

1.moreover
2.original
3.bonanza
4.rail track
5....make i rememba some more.....
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Post by: thegood on October 27, 2004, 06:05:11 PM
zan gwada in gani ko zan iya............lol

1. moreover...........koda yake

2. original...............na kwarai

3. bonanza..............garabasa

4. rail track............in ga :?: ......ina jin "dogo"    :D
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Post by: dan kauye on October 27, 2004, 08:17:22 PM
Quote from: "thegood"zan gwada in gani ko zan iya............lol

1. moreover...........koda yake

2. original...............na kwarai

3. bonanza..............garabasa

4. rail track............in ga :?: ......ina jin "dogo"    :D


1. moreover=bugu da kari
2.original=gangariya
3.u got dat
4. rail track=dugar jirgi

ka yi kokari amma i no get some now..if i think smoll i go com post..peace out!
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on October 28, 2004, 02:27:47 PM
Quote from: "dan kauye"
Quote from: "mlbash" LAILAI ABOKINA KAJI HAUSA FA HAR MA NEMA KAKE KAFI NI! :lol:

a'a? malam bash ai hausa ta kare a kauye..kudai(yan birni)  kame kame kawai kuke yi..magana daya biyu sai a yi turansi..lol.infact ansa d following..

1.moreover
2.original
3.bonanza
4.rail track
5....make i rememba some more.....


1.moreover  BUGU DA KARI
2.original  NA AINIHI
3.bonanza GARABASA
4.rail track HANYAR DOGO.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 28, 2004, 06:30:34 PM
rail track:digar jirgin kasa
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Post by: dan kauye on October 28, 2004, 08:21:00 PM
mlbash r u tryna tell me u ddnt c za kwarakshan???..eniway,mr guest yaci gyaran ka.
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Post by: precious on October 28, 2004, 08:29:10 PM
not mr guest.ni ce.ko ance  maza ne kawai suka iya hausa? 8)
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Post by: dan kauye on October 31, 2004, 08:58:56 PM
yar tsokana ..babu laifi! now try this...


1.obvious
2.rhino
3.jalopy
4.poster bed
5.cheese
6.science & technology
7.space(as in universe)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2004, 10:29:41 PM
1-bayyananne
3-Akwalar/kwarababbiyar  mota :lol:
5-cikwi
6-kimiya da fasaha
7-sararin samaniya
Ragowar sai dai na je kauye na tambayo kakar wasu 'yan billage
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: dan kauye on November 01, 2004, 09:52:04 PM
gud u precious(coz i knw its u)..

1. obvious=bayyananne;kuma=zahiri
2.rhino=(nima na manta but..i think its=gwanki)
3.jalopy cud also be 'yar arga'
4.poster bed=gadon bono(lol)
5.cheese=chikwi/man shanu(?)
6.got dat
7.got dat too...sai idan kin tambayo ta kauye sai na kara miki ko??? lol..
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on November 06, 2004, 05:16:54 PM

naga alama abokina kwanannan zamu sama ma aikin yi a karkarar ku ka rika koyar da harshan hausa. domin kuwa ko banza ka daina sa ido! :lol:
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Post by: Fateez on November 11, 2004, 10:40:40 AM
A very simple one;

I am sumtin da more i work the slimmer i grow and my

brother; the more he works the shorter he grows. Wat r we?
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: mlbash on November 11, 2004, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: "Fateez"A very simple one;

I am sumtin da more i work the slimmer i grow and my

brother; the more he works the shorter he grows. Wat r we?

UHM..................WHAT A FAMILY!  :lol:
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Post by: dan kauye on November 15, 2004, 10:02:48 PM
kai dai kawai kace baka san ansa ba kamar yadda ban sani ba(lol)
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Post by: mlbash on November 16, 2004, 12:49:50 PM
Quote from: "dan kauye"kai dai kawai kace baka san ansa ba kamar yadda ban sani ba(lol)

THAT MAKES THE TWO OF US ; GASKIYA BAN SANI BA. FATEEZ BETTER COME TO THE RESCUE! :lol:
Title: BRAIN STORMING!
Post by: Fateez on November 16, 2004, 01:30:08 PM
Quote from: "mlbash"
Quote from: "dan kauye"kai dai kawai kace baka san ansa ba kamar yadda ban sani ba(lol)

THAT MAKES THE TWO OF US ; GASKIYA BAN SANI BA. FATEEZ BETTER COME TO THE RESCUE! :lol:

oky u guys didnt even guess! oh well..

da 1st brother is soap {da more u wash wit it da slimmer it becomz

and his bro is a candle, {da more it shinez da shorter it becomz}

and well they r scientifically brothers,  kapish?
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Post by: Muawiya on November 18, 2004, 01:58:27 AM
Ga wasu ku fassara da hausa izuwa turanci and vice versa:

Consequence
Theory
Deep freezer
Answer
Ear drum
Koshiya
Ludayi
Maraba Tsaki
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Post by: dan kauye on November 18, 2004, 01:34:39 PM
ludayi..ladle/spatula
ear drum..dodon kunne
answer..amsa
i dunno d rest..whuts koshiya?
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Post by: mlbash on December 02, 2004, 11:49:48 AM
Quote from: "dan kauye"ludayi..ladle/spatula
ear drum..dodon kunne
answer..amsa
i dunno d rest..whuts koshiya?

HABA ABOKINA KAR KABANI KUNYA, ZAMU FASA NEMA MA AIKIN KOYARWAR FA!
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Post by: mlbash on January 27, 2005, 09:58:59 PM
SHIN MENENE; TANTANIN MUKWALLATO?
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Post by: GUESTESS on February 05, 2005, 10:58:51 AM
OK guys,there are really some brainiacs in here, the scientific riddles are some skull crackers.you guys did really well in those,but some frustrations though concerning the linguistic's lets turn it up a notch ! because most of the translations you guys provided are merely just adoptation : EXAMPLES below :

1-obvious= bayyananne= zahiri: both words are not hausa rather adopted from the Arabic language, bayyananne is slightly altered from the arabic word "bayan" meaning : explanation or elaboration
zahiri : this one is not even manipulated its adopted in its original format "zahirun" meaning "apparent"an adj. of the verb "zahara" which translates as "appear", "expose" or "manifest"

2-science & tech.= kimiyya & fasaha , are both arabic words the former meaning "science" and the latter "adeptness" or proficient"

3-space= sararin samaniya: "sararin" might be a hausa word ( i'll further investigate) but sorry "samaniya" dosent cut it either because its also an arabic word an adj. sourced from "sama'a" which translates as the "sky" "space" "heavens" original context "samawiyya " an adj. relating to all things that hover above or orbit, and "sararin" alone does not say anything about the space

4-bicycle=laulawa, also an arabic verb merely explaining the function of any man-opreted machinery such as bicycle

kerosine=brahuni, i strongly suspect this word to be of Persian origin adopted by the arabs in the 7-8 (i'll probe further )

6-Answer= amsa: Duh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get it ?



anyways ya'll im not tryina undermine ur efforts because they are far much more than i can do, but lets try to isolate the Hausa language of all foreign intrusion and see how profound is the hausa vocabulary. my suggestion is if the word is either borrowed or adopted we abandon it find a convinient synonym in the Hausa language and let the members vote on it's legitimacy. :wink:
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Post by: Anonymous on February 05, 2005, 11:01:21 AM
i meant adopted by the arabs in the 7 - 8 century
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Post by: mlbash on February 05, 2005, 04:43:01 PM
uhm! that's splendid! but your name is needed, sign fully and lets have a wonderful moments.
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Post by: mlbash on March 19, 2005, 12:08:57 PM
' TAYI FARI TAI KORE' SHIN ME KE NAN?
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Post by: mlbash on March 11, 2006, 12:42:34 PM

shin  menene jinsin wadannan;

talatalo

agwagwa

giwa

dan tayi




sai abamu jinsin su .