ENLIGHTMENT,How does it sound

[Fulanizzle]

Salamualaikum....

just asking for a favor, ofcourse if it is okay with everyone :)

How does  a  space for jokes and riddles sound..????
Childish huh? :'(

 But hey, we need some enlightment !!! It would have been nice really to have a joke once in a while...seriously...  yall think about it...

salam....... I would have been fulaniciouslly grateful ...

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[Dan-Sokoto]

Fulanicious!

This is a good idea. I can't wait to start wooh. But as the initiator of the idea, i think it is only fair for me to allow you to start.

Lets get ready Ruuummmmble!

Dan-Sokoto

[Fulanizzle]

Salamualaikum....

FEEELS G8T TO BE SUPPORTED!!!!!
D-Sk, i am most fulaniciouslly grateful!!!
HEY, I will give u the honor of launching the first  8)  for being my first supporter  :D

OOOH  before I forget, please please please pleeeeeeeease  no FULANI JOKES!!!!! U HAUSA people r not exactly nice when it comes to Fulani jokes!!!!!! AMORA IHSAN this is a directed to u especially ;D ;D ;D


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[kariballa]

Joke!!!
Afulani man goto a restaurant and ask for rice they told him that no rice until tomorrow(ba rice sai tomorrow).Then the fulani man say in hausa (KAI BAN CIKA CIN TOMORROW BA AMMA BANI KADAN)that  is idon't normally eat tomorrow but give me small. :) :) :)

[Fulanizzle]

 
HEYYYYY NO FAIR, WAIT TILL I GET A GOOD HAUSA JOKE FROM MY GRAND MOM ;D ;D ;D

[Blaqueen]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says:
?That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!?

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ?The driver just insulted me!?

The man says: ?You go right up there and tell him off ? go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.?

[Blaqueen]

and another bus joke.......

there's this FAT lady tryin' to get on a bus...
and she was kinda stuck at the entrance....
and this one man was behind her lookin' at her..
then she gets mad and says..."if u were half a man, u'd help meeh"...
then he said..."if u were half a lady, u wouldnt need help."

[Ihsan]

Assalaam Alaikum,

Ya Ukhty, ina karanta post dinki what came to my head was the Fulani Jokes  ;D well, we'll do 50/50 ki bada hausa joke na bada Fulani one  ;D (hehe) fair enough?

LOL Fyne....soooo funny.

[Dan-Sokoto]

A kasar Sakkwato, a ka kama wani bafulatani ya saci akuya. Shi ne sai a ka durkufar da shi a gaban alkali domin a hukuntar da shi.

Sai, alkali ya ce - amma mallam bafulatani ka bamu kunya. Kai da kake, bafulatani na sakkwato gaba da baya, za ka je ka saci akuya? ashsha ka bamu kunya kwarai da gaske domin ba'a san fulani da wannan mugun hali ba.

Alkali sai ya ce, saboda haka, ka je na daure ka shekara ashirin.

Sai bafulatani ya ce, hey oya modibbo wallah ina da magana.

Shine sai alkali ya ce menene maganar ka bafulatani?

Sai bafulatani yace -wallah modibbo ai ?uwata (babata) bahaushiyar kano ta.

Kowa a cikin kotu sai ya fashe da dariya. Alkali sai ya ce, na san sai haka, ka je an rage maka shekara goma.

Sai alkali ya ce, haba na san sai haka.

[Ihsan]

HAHA LOL...lallai ma wato kanawa aka sani da sata lol.

[Ihsan]

HAHA LOL...lallai ma wato kanawa aka sani da sata lol. Bo komai Dan Sokoto, zan samu na 'yan Sakkwato ne  ;D

[Fulanizzle]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL  THAT WAS TIGHT ;D ;D ;D
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[Rose]

Dan Allah meyasa duk sanda joke yatashi sai kaji ance fulani :(

Duk sukayen dake nigeria ba wanda aka zuba ido a "act" dinsu sai bafullace :( :( :(

[Fulanizzle]

Salamu alaikum....
U GASTA AGREE, THAT WAS FUNNY THOUGH

[Ihsan]

Assalaam Alaikum,

Yeah, that was really funny...eventhough 'yan kano aka yiwa  ;D