Computer age Cartoons

[Blaqueen]

dont like me?? u avent even met me!

so ur sayin' i cant dislike u for no reason?...

[iblink]

so ur sayin' i cant dislike u for no reason?...

nope u cant, its not acceptable

[Blaqueen]

Dear Systems Department,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0
to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child
processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.

In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during systems initialization, where it monitors all other
system activity.

Applications such as Drink All Weekend 2.5 and Have Girlfriends
Sleep-in 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.
Attempting to operate selected Saturday Football 6.3 always fails and
Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in
the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
de-install doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?

Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.

Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that
Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM,
whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is
impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
system once installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have
ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or
problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-Key. It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME a number
of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to
normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be
very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. or HUGS\KISSES 600.0
or TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0

DO NOT under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt Version)
2.1, as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly crash.

BEST OF LUCK!

[Ibro2g]

I reccomend....
  The new "Divorce X.300"[/b]
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Divorce X300 could be obtained from any "sharia/legal court/local house" store near you.
See newspapers and posters for more details. ;D 8) :P ::)